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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 13: Moment Of Panic Engsub
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00:00Camera now recording.
00:17Hi, you are currently being recorded.
00:20Your house is a camera.
00:24At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:31Come do this and pee, okay?
00:39And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:45No.
00:49Not me.
00:50You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:57I was concerned because we had left the door open.
01:02Holy f***!
01:03Come join.
01:11The Neighborhood Watch.
01:13You are currently being recorded.
01:20Jesus, there's an Iguana in the front yard!
01:24Jesus Christ, you're a giant Iguana!
01:29A homeowner wears earbuds as he does yard work.
01:36Get some f***ing lights!
01:37Get some f***ing lights!
01:51Get some f***ing lights!
01:56Get some f***ing lights!
01:58Get some f***ing lights!
01:59Get some f***ing lights!
01:59Get some f***ing lights!
02:00Get some f***ing lights!
02:00Get some f***ing lights!
02:00Get some f***ing lights!
02:02Get some f***ing lights!
02:03Get some f***ing lights!
02:05Get some f***ing lights!
02:08Help! Help!
02:11Help!
02:17Why would y'all do me like that?
02:20Oh, my God.
02:24Damn.
02:26I'm getting a little old now.
02:28I damn near had a heart attack.
02:30It's a good way to start the day.
02:34They're probably not laughing at me.
02:44I can't hear you.
02:47The family dog has carried a sleeping animal into the house.
02:53Oh, my God!
02:54Oh, my God!
02:57This animal in the house!
02:59Stand inside!
03:02There's a possum in the house!
03:04Ah!
03:05It's over there!
03:06It's over there.
03:08It's over there.
03:08Do you like it?
03:09Yes!
03:10She's, like, carrying it into the bed.
03:13It's over by her bowl.
03:15Ah!
03:19Oh, .
03:21Snake right there.
03:27At 1.30 in the morning, a woman wakes up for a glass of water.
03:46A family has just heard a strange noise outside their cabin.
03:51It was a family vacation that we took to Seviverville, Tennessee, and we stayed in an Airbnb there.
03:57On our family vacation, one of our main goals, we've always been looking for bears.
04:02The grandkids see bears on television, and I watch a lot of wildlife shows.
04:08We've stooped as low as going to garbage dumps and hanging out and enduring the stench of garbage to see
04:16a bear.
04:17So, James and I went out on the porch.
04:20So, we were sitting out there, and you turn around, and it's just, there's a bear on the porch with
04:25us.
04:28It was very scary.
04:31And the bear, I noticed, seemed to be more aggressive because he was coming directly toward us.
04:38Goddamn black bear on our porch.
04:41One of our sons and James start yelling at the bear, get off the porch.
04:46Run, Michael!
04:47Close the door!
04:48Go, bear! Go! Go, bear! Go! Go, bear!
04:52At that point, he took off, so we were happy about that.
04:59We were all at the house, and we hear, you know, a yell very sternly, get in the house.
05:05So, we kind of all go to the edge of the porch to see the bear.
05:11Oh, look, I'm standing. Get a picture of that.
05:13What the hell is it doing?
05:15There was trash everywhere. I thought, should we be scared?
05:18The first thing that came to mind was grab some pots and pans.
05:22Excellent.
05:24My thought was that was going to be the loudest thing.
05:27The pots and pans would be so loud that it would scare the bear off.
05:35And then my son, trying to be, you know, the man, takes the pots and pans away from her and
05:43starts banging them.
05:47He just got out of the shower, had only a towel around him.
05:54Bear was not fazed by it.
05:59We all just started running, like, what are we doing?
06:01Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:03Wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:04Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:05Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:05Holy .
06:06But we all got back in the house.
06:09He charged ya?
06:10Yeah.
06:10He charged ya?
06:10He charged ya?
06:12She stayed out in the trash for quite a while.
06:14Probably an hour later, she was gone.
06:16I still love bears, but as far as seeing them, I don't have the same zest of finding and seeing
06:27a bear while we're camping ever again.
06:36This woman is grabbing fast food on her way home.
07:04A camera captures the aftermath when a man lets his dogs out while a stray farm animal is in the
07:10yard.
07:37This girl doesn't realize something is hiding in her mailbox.
07:43Oh my god!
07:45Oh my god!
07:51Oh my god!
07:53Oh my lady!
07:58Ah! Spider! Spider!
08:02What?
08:03You almost walked in the spider!
08:07What do you mean I walked in the spider?
08:08Ah! Ah! Ah!
08:11Oh my god!
08:12Oh my god!
08:13Oh my god!
08:14Oh my god!
08:16I told you!
08:19This girl's older sister asked her to get the mail.
08:26Oh my god!
08:28Oh my god!
08:31Oh my god!
08:32Oh my god!
08:32Oh my god!
08:32That scared me!
08:34Oh my goodness!
08:36Oh my goodness!
08:37No!
08:38I opened it!
08:39And there was a bird inside!
08:42A boy's mother is waiting to surprise him.
08:49Hey!
08:55A young woman plans to send a simple text to her mother.
08:59Being recently divorced.
09:01When it comes to dating I don't want to waste time because I really would like to be remarried.
09:05And so I have been putting myself out there.
09:07I'm not on any dating apps.
09:09I've actually only just been meeting men in the wild.
09:12But it's not going so well.
09:14Look at the picture I just sent you.
09:15The night before I was at a bar in Nashville.
09:18And I saw this guy.
09:19I thought he was super cute.
09:21So I was like, I'm just gonna go talk to him.
09:22I'm not scared to talk to a guy that I find attractive.
09:25And so the next day I'm at my house with my roommate Nick.
09:29I'm on FaceTime with my mom and dad.
09:31And I'm like, hey, I met this guy downtown.
09:34You gotta see what he looks like.
09:35He's so cute.
09:36And my mom and dad go, send me a picture of him.
09:39And I'm like, okay.
09:40So I get on Instagram and I take a screenshot of his profile.
09:44And I send it to my mom.
09:46And my mom's like, I haven't got it yet, honey.
09:48And I'm like, it just went through.
09:51No, no, no.
09:53I just sent it to him.
09:54No.
09:56I send the picture to him, not my mom.
09:58No.
10:01No.
10:03I don't know why I clicked his name.
10:05I really don't.
10:05No.
10:07No.
10:07No.
10:09That's right to it.
10:11What was I thinking?
10:13I was freaking out because I really do want to get remarried.
10:16So I'm like, okay, this is my chance.
10:17I finally met a guy who seems kind of decent.
10:19I'm going to put myself out there.
10:21And then what?
10:21I look like a psycho because I sent a picture of himself to him.
10:24Yeah, not cute.
10:26I don't know how he bounced back.
10:28My roommate thought there was no chance for a second date.
10:30He was like, no, you're done for it.
10:31He's like, you're an idiot.
10:32I don't know how you made that mistake.
10:34No.
10:36That's funny.
10:38And the fact that my mom is in the corner of the screenshot on FaceTime.
10:42I wanted to come up with an excuse, but I don't know what excuse I could have when my mom's
10:46in the corner of the picture.
10:50I was so worried because it took him 10 minutes to respond.
10:53I was relieved when he said that he didn't care that it was actually super flattering that I sent a
10:59photo.
10:59And then to my surprise, he did ask me on a date.
11:03And so the next day we went on a day date and we spent the whole day together.
11:06How did that go?
11:07Yeah, you're going to love this.
11:08During our date, I realized he was not the one for me.
11:11He's a really nice guy, but there's no romance with this guy.
11:15Hard no.
11:16Hard pass.
11:17Should I be saying this?
11:18It's fine.
11:19I don't really care.
11:23This only happened a couple of months ago.
11:25And since then, I've been on a couple of dates.
11:27But from here on out, I am super cautious who I send text messages to.
11:31I don't ever want to make that mistake ever again.
11:34No!
12:02Wait guys.
12:07Who is it!
12:10With what is it that I don't like?
12:12You're so nervous though, but of Jesus.
12:18A woman investigates a scary noise.
13:05A baby is crawling toward the stairs.
13:23This woman's husband is in for a shot.
13:56This woman has spotted a chipmunk eating her flowers.
14:17This goat is trying to eat the doorbell.
14:24Bonnie, get away from it.
14:40Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
14:44go.
14:49This mailman is too panicked to move.
14:52I was at work, and the notification on my phone happened.
14:57I was looking through the ring camera.
15:00The mailman was standing there.
15:02In the south, we have a saying called clutching your pearls.
15:05He was just kind of like this up against the mailbox.
15:10Hello?
15:13Nothing, I just delivered your mail.
15:16At first, he kind of shooed me off.
15:18He's like, I'm just delivering your mail.
15:21And I was like, what is going on?
15:23Why is this grown man out there looking so frightened?
15:27Oh, okay.
15:29Hey, those dogs are crazy.
15:31I am so sorry.
15:32I couldn't hear my dogs in the background,
15:34but my dogs were behind two locked doors,
15:37so I said, that couldn't be it.
15:51Oh, that's what it is.
15:53Outside the front door, there is a large park,
15:57and then the other side, there was the lake.
15:59It is very normal on any given day to have ducks fly in, fly out.
16:04The ducks were Muscovies.
16:07Muscovy ducks can be very scary looking.
16:10They are usually not aggressive towards people at all.
16:15However, if someone's not been around ducks,
16:18and you turn around, and you see them coming at you,
16:21absolutely, I can understand that.
16:23You just had to, like, kick at them, or, or, um,
16:27you got a piece of junk now you didn't kick at, like, throw at them?
16:31No, ma'am.
16:32No, ma'am.
16:35He was like, uh, uh-uh.
16:37Oh, Lord.
16:38I'm just going to do.
16:40I was like, oh, my gosh, those ducks,
16:42they are not going to bother you.
16:44But we all have fears that we deal with,
16:47and I said, oh, my gosh, poor guy.
16:51He kind of took a deep breath,
16:53mustered up the courage.
16:55Yes, ma'am.
16:56He's like, run, run!
17:03In my mind, I could just imagine him running down the hill
17:07to the road to get to his mail truck, absolutely.
17:11And I was just laughing.
17:14Later that afternoon when I got home,
17:17I called the post office.
17:19And I said, hey, I don't know who delivered my mail today,
17:22but there's a video he probably wants to see.
17:25And they all start yelling, Rod!
17:28It's Rod!
17:29It's Rod!
17:29He told us he got attacked by ducks.
17:32And I was like, here's my name and number.
17:34Please have him call me.
17:37About an hour or two later,
17:39postman Rod called me.
17:40We giggled, and we giggled.
17:43He told me he was substituting that day.
17:45And so it was his first time to be in that part of the city.
17:50He did not know that there was a lake.
17:53He did not know there was wildlife.
17:55He was afraid of birds.
17:57And when he turned around,
17:59all he could see were all those ducks coming at him.
18:04Yes, I'm scared of the ducks.
18:06That's why I'm still here.
18:07We have kept in touch.
18:09We have a good laugh every time this comes up.
18:13However, I've never met Rod face-to-face.
18:15He has moved out of state,
18:17and I really hope it's not because of the ducks.
18:24A man has just let his dogs out to pee.
18:48A dad is about to have his first experience
18:51with a doorbell camera.
18:53Yo.
18:55What?
18:56Yo.
18:59What the f*** is that?
19:08This man's weed whacking has disturbed a June bug.
19:15Oh, f***.
19:19Oh, man.
19:25Jesus Christ.
19:27Come close.
19:29I will let you know.
19:31Shut up.
19:32All right.
19:35A homeowner tries to flick a cicada off the wall.
19:45This dad doesn't know his son just installed a doorbell camera.
19:52Yo.
19:57What?
19:58Yo.
20:03Who the f*** is that?
20:05Who you?
20:08What the f*** is talking to me, Mom?
20:10Mom?
20:12Hey, Mom.
20:13Hey, Mom.
20:15The f*** is the doorbell talking.
20:18There's the doorbell talking.
20:20Why are you calling your mother?
20:21The f*** is the doorbell talking.
20:29This man's brother-in-law is also playing pranks with his new camera.
20:35Get away from the door.
20:38Get away from the door.
20:42Get away from the door.
20:46Get away from the door.
20:48What the f***?
20:50Hey, honey.
20:51Get away from the door.
20:55Get away from the door.
20:58Come here.
21:01Listen to this thing.
21:03What do you want?
21:17Where'd you get that thing at?
21:21You're breaking up.
21:33Our main camera.
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