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A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms - Season 1 - Episode 01: The Hedge Knight
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00:00Oh
00:32All right.
01:02I don't know the right words.
01:06Ought to be a septon here.
01:14We were through night.
01:18He never beat me when I didn't deserve it.
01:21Fuck.
01:23I was set that time in Maidenpool.
01:28It was the end boy who ate the widow and it was fine.
01:32Not me.
01:34I told you.
01:36What, you?
01:37Ah!
01:44Doesn't matter now.
02:02I'd leave your sword but it would only rust in the ground.
02:12I wish you didn't die, sir.
02:20I'll take good care of the horses.
02:37Eat like a king if I sold you three for a year or two.
02:45Then what?
02:51That road ends in outlawry or beggary.
03:03We could go to a city.
03:09King's Landing, Lannisport.
03:25Could join the city watch.
03:32Stop raping, sir.
03:45Fits my grip as well as it ever fit his.
03:52And there is a tourney at Ashford Meadow.
04:23King's Landing, Lannisport.
04:35King's Landing, Lannisport.
04:40King's Landing, Lannisport.
04:48King's Landing, Lannisport.
04:53King's Landing, Lannisport.
04:55King's Landing, Lannisport.
05:08King's Landing, Lannisport.
05:27Hello there. Are you the stable boy?
05:34I want the palfrey rubbed down. I know it's for all three. Can you tend to them?
05:40I could. I want it.
05:42None of that. See to the horses. You'll get a copper if you do well and a clout in the
05:46ear if not.
05:58Sit what you like.
06:11There's good lamb, roasted with a crust of herbs and some ducks my son shot down. Which will you have?
06:18Both.
06:21Are you big enough for it?
06:34How much farther to Ashford?
06:36Day's ride.
06:38Is my boy seeing to your horses as he run off again?
06:42No, he's there.
06:44Half the town's gone down the tourney. Mine would too if I allowed it.
06:48I swear I couldn't tell you why. Nights are built the same as other men.
06:52And I never knew a joust to change the price of eggs.
06:58Bound for the tourney yourself.
07:00I dreamed of you.
07:08Take the fuck away from me.
07:10Yeah.
07:13Yeah.
07:40My lord?
07:40I'll see about your food.
07:57Oi!
07:58My lord!
07:59You thief!
08:00I did not mean to offend you.
08:02Take that armour off you.
08:04Now!
08:05I'll be glad Thunder didn't kick you in that fool head of yours.
08:08He's a war horse, not a boy's pony.
08:10I could ride him as well as you.
08:13Close your insolent mouth.
08:16I'm a knight, I'll have you know.
08:18You don't look to be a knight.
08:21What, all knights look the same, do they?
08:23No.
08:24But they don't look like you either.
08:27Your belt's made of rope.
08:29So long as it holds my scabbard, it serves.
08:32Are you going to the tourney then?
08:34Do you mean to enter the lists?
08:36Yeah, I suppose I do.
08:38Take me with you, sir.
08:40Please.
08:41And what might your mother say to that?
08:43Not much.
08:44She's dead.
08:46Is the innkeeper not your...
08:50Are you an orphan boy?
08:52Are you?
08:54I was.
08:55Once.
08:57Until my sir took me in.
09:00Taught me arms and riding and...
09:04And he taught me everything really.
09:07Best he could.
09:09If you could bring me to Ashford.
09:11I could squire for you, sir.
09:13And you can teach me.
09:15Best you can.
09:15No.
09:16I've no need for a squire, lad.
09:18Every knight needs a squire.
09:20You look like you need one more than most.
09:25And you look like you need a good clout in the ear.
09:28Fill me a sack of oats.
09:30I'm off for Ashford.
09:31Alone.
09:32No.
09:38Look, lad.
09:39I promise you.
09:41You're better off not squiring for the likes of me.
09:52For your help.
09:57Sulk all you wish.
09:58I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
10:05I know you got to do.
10:18I know you see.
10:19We've got to go.
10:19We've got to try.
10:20I know you're across.
10:20I'm coming back here.
10:20You're over.
10:26Let's go.
10:27You're over.
10:27I don't know you're over, actually.
10:30I'll let you guys be looking at ourselves.
10:30You're over.
10:33Let's go.
11:02Let's go.
11:32Let's go.
11:46Big turn and keep saying, dear.
11:48I'm going to go this, too.
11:49It's off.
11:51Beg pardon, men.
11:54I wish to speak to the master of the games.
12:07What do you want, man?
12:10Got you again.
12:11I, uh, came for the tourney.
12:15An old tourney is a contest for knights.
12:18You a knight?
12:25A knight with a name, may I ask?
12:27Uh, Dunk.
12:31Sir Dunk.
12:33I was squire to Sir Ireland of Pennytree since I was a boy.
12:38He knighted me before he passed with his own sword.
12:45That's his penny there, in the hilt.
12:50Oh, a sword it is, for a certainty.
12:54But I've never heard of this island of Pennytree.
12:56You were his squire, you say?
12:57He always meant for me to be a knight one day.
13:01As he was.
13:03Am I to be a knight one day, sir?
13:05As you are.
13:12When he was tying, he called for his longsword and aid me, Neil.
13:17Charged me to be a good knight.
13:20To defend the weak and the innocent.
13:23Served the realm with all my might.
13:25And I swore that I would.
13:32Any knight can make a knight, it's true.
13:34Were there witnesses to your dubbing?
13:38Only a robin in the thorn tree.
13:44This is Ashford town, lad.
13:47Know what comes to men here who pretend at sacred oaths?
13:51I'm not...
13:52We hang you, naked, by your hands and your feet.
13:56Lower you down, asshole first, onto a sharpened point.
13:59And fuck you dry.
14:02Call it the Ashford chair.
14:03So I ask you again.
14:05Were there witnesses to your dubbing besides our fucking songbird?
14:10Well...
14:11The...
14:12See...
14:12It was raining.
14:14I...
14:15I'm bullshitting you.
14:21Ashford chair.
14:23You take a boot to the egg.
14:25This is a reach, not the Riverlands.
14:27Ashford chair.
14:28Think we're finning off some scourge of cottagers scuttling about into internes?
14:35You'd need coin, armour, horses, men, training.
14:41Gods would be good.
14:43Imagine the poor farmer charging down Lionel Baratheon in the lists.
14:46That would be you.
14:47A different sort of entertainment.
14:50Well, I'm no farmer.
14:52Yet you've come dressed as one.
14:57Look, man.
14:59My Lord Ashford fancies himself of great import.
15:02Gods know why.
15:03Well, that means I'm to ward off every landed knight and sellsword vying to challenge.
15:08You understand?
15:09There are princes about.
15:11Oh, of course.
15:21You're late, master.
15:25You'll be known to the true knights here assembled.
15:28There was a pavilion.
15:30Flying the banner of House Dondarrion.
15:33Aye, Sir Manfred of that house.
15:35Sir Ireland served his Lord Father in Dorne a few years past.
15:38Sir Manfred will remember us.
15:39By scent alone, no doubt.
15:42If you'll speak to your good honour, bring him here with you before the tourney begins on the morrow.
15:46Leave your escorts behind.
15:48As you say.
15:49Aye.
15:52You are aware that those vanquished in tourney forfeit their arms, armour and horse to the victors and must ransom
15:59them back?
15:59Aye.
16:00And you have coin to pay such ransom?
16:02Oh, gods know.
16:04I mean, I won't have need of coin.
16:11Oh, god.
16:13Have fun with us.
16:35Good girl.
16:42But pardon, sirs, I need speak with Sir Manfred.
16:46He's napping, sir.
16:48Waking for a stag.
16:50Oh, yeah.
16:52I don't have a stag.
16:54What kind of knight don't got a stag?
16:56It's a hedge knight, ain't it?
16:58What?
16:58It's like a knight, but sadder.
17:01No, I'm not sad.
17:03He's got to sleep in the hedges cos no lard will have it.
17:05Aw, that is sad.
17:08And Sir Manfred's fucked its wife, too.
17:10No, I don't have a wife.
17:12Oh!
17:13Cos we're used to husbands coming round.
17:15Likes fucking wives, that one.
17:16Near as much as he likes fucking us.
17:18Told me he's on a mission to turn the whole world red.
17:21Well, we're already red.
17:23So we are.
17:26Well, um, when do you expect Sir Manfred to wake, then?
17:32It might want to try back at Evenfar.
17:34Evenfar.
17:39Goodbye.
17:42Earth.
17:48Why'd you just say that, huh?
17:52I'm not sad.
17:56Certainly not rising to the level of a calm would sad.
18:01Besides, Sir Alan always said that a hedge knight was the truest kind of knight.
18:08When we win our first tilt, we'll have the loser's armour and horse or his gold.
18:14Don't be sad then.
18:23No.
18:24I said if we did win.
18:26Look, it's not a crime against the king to enjoy a nice heart for a trice.
18:32Do not muck about with me, Raymond.
18:35You're the good-for-nothing useless rat.
18:48Do you go up and that you blew out a cunt?
18:54That's a long sword you wear.
18:58Er, yes.
18:59It is mine by right.
19:00That's an odd thing to say.
19:05I'm Sir Stefan Fossaway.
19:07Come try me.
19:09As you see, my cousin here is not ripe yet.
19:12Do it, sir.
19:13I may not be ripe, but my cousin's rotten to the core.
19:16Knock my seeds out of him.
19:17Quiet.
19:21I thank you, but I have matters to attend.
19:24What matters is the hedge, I have no doubt.
19:29The fucking size of you, stupid bastard.
19:33Sir Grant!
19:40Perhaps we should seek quieter accommodations.
19:53Let's have a break with the hedge.
20:01I have no doubt.
20:03I'm a good friend.
20:32Oh, my God.
20:50He's napping still.
20:52Still?
20:54On account of his gouty toes.
20:58One of life's absurd little miseries, to be sure.
21:04Makes for restless nights, the poor dear.
21:07Absolutely, it's just...
21:08Well, it is of some urgency that I speak with him,
21:11so I may enter the lists on the morrow.
21:14What's this?
21:15It means the joust.
21:18Awful dangerous, that.
21:20Yes, well, um...
21:22I'm not troubled with the wealth of options, am I?
21:25And if I mean to take service in a castle...
21:27It must put its body at hazard for the pleasure of strangers.
21:30Ain't that our job?
21:32Huh!
21:32Shut up!
21:33You're meant to be dead!
21:36Find a safer trade, lad.
21:38You'll be happier for it.
21:40One whore to another.
21:46Must you mock me?
21:48I was only asking for a bit of help.
21:51I'll try some Manfred back in the morning.
21:55Sorry, lad.
21:57Aye.
21:57We don't mean to mock you.
21:59We see plenty of green boys every turning.
22:02All with glory in their minds, but never in their hands.
22:05Well, perhaps I will be different.
22:10Be good to your body, knight.
22:13Last one you like to have.
22:22Our brave hero forces on,
22:25leaving all he knows behind.
22:28A father and a friend
22:30may seem the world unkind.
22:34Fate has set his lonely path
22:36through corridors of chance.
22:39A boy from nothing risks it all,
22:42ignoring Lux's scars.
22:44Perhaps he's only stupid,
22:47holding fast his mirror shield.
22:49Great honor, his ambition.
22:52Must keep a truth concealed.
22:55For if his humble shape is bared
22:57of foul and fiery demise,
22:59should the dragon discover
23:01none but a man in great disguise.
23:27Should the dragon discover
23:39half-man, half-man.
23:43Do I look like a half-man to you?
23:45Aye, half-man, half-giant.
23:48Look, I'm sorry.
23:49I should not have urged you to try my cousin.
23:52He'd have broken your hand or a knee if he could.
23:54He likes to batter men in the yard,
23:56you know, in case he meets me on lists.
24:00He did not break you.
24:02Yeah, I'm his blood.
24:04Though he is the senior branch of the apple tree,
24:07which he never ceases to remind me.
24:10Will you and your cousin write an attorney?
24:13He will.
24:13I would that I could,
24:15but I'm only a squire.
24:21Fight well for a squire.
24:24You have the look of a challenger.
24:26Whose shield do you mean to strike?
24:30Makes no difference.
24:32That's what you're supposed to say.
24:39Well, it makes all the difference in the world.
24:44You hungry?
24:47Always.
25:11Lion over Athian.
25:13The laughing storm, they call him.
25:17I thought he'd be bigger.
25:184,000 years ago.
25:214,000 years ago.
25:23Where are you going?
25:24Ago.
25:25I can't.
25:25I can't.
25:26I can't.
25:26I can't.
25:27I can't.
25:27I've had a profound thought.
25:30If anyone would care to listen.
25:354,000 years ago,
25:38our ancestors gathered in that big field outside
25:44to blood each other with sticks.
25:46They have a little bit of gay fun.
25:48And they say it was this country's first ever joust.
25:52Well, I say.
26:09Men could not have devised such a joy.
26:15So, who was it?
26:20Huh?
26:22Who was it?
26:34Fuck it.
26:35A hundred gold to the man, beast, or god who sticks me best.
26:39Let me eat your pants.
26:41So we can dance.
27:02Let me eat your pants.
27:12Let me eat your pants.
27:21Let me eat your pants.
27:24Come on!
27:31Come on!
27:44You haven't been punched in the face before?
27:50I beg your pardon, Sir Lionel?
27:51Big men get punched more than little men.
27:55Did you know that?
27:57No, but I believe it.
28:02Is that why you slouch?
28:04So you don't get punched?
28:06I don't slouch.
28:08You've been cowering all evening like a maiden on a wedding night.
28:14I meant no disrespect, Sir Anastasia.
28:18Where I grew up, you learned to go on notice as odd.
28:22The seven above gave you tallness, so be tall.
28:27Or I will name you a heretic and burn you.
28:31Drown you.
28:32Drop your foot.
28:34Tall, pl- I don't know.
28:36What do they do to heretics?
28:38Burn them, my lord.
28:40Fine.
28:42What have you brought me?
28:45Um.
28:48Uh, sir, I-
28:50Begging your pardon, I didn't realize-
28:54You wish to carry my favor, Sir.
28:58Yeah, you come with an empty hand.
29:04Lord Caffrey, a smug cunt in red.
29:08He is scarce to pay his rents.
29:11His people starve each winter, yet even he shined up this bauble from his family's cellars, for he understands that
29:20all men, in their way, wish only for your help.
29:24Or your head.
29:28You've come for my head, then.
29:32What?
29:32What?
29:33No.
29:34No.
29:36Then why the fuck are you in my tent?
29:44So, it's all supper?
30:02I think she makes sense.
30:04Sovereign.
30:05What is your name, man?
30:09Dong.
30:09Sir, donk.
30:10That's ridiculous.
30:12That's ridiculous.
30:16Do you like dancing?
30:18Doesn't everyone?
30:45Measure?
30:52Oh, God.
30:56Oh, God.
30:59Hey.
31:04Oh.
31:05Oh!
31:09No.
31:10Do you want a throw out?
31:11Oh.
31:12Most players.
31:38Oh, my God.
31:45The swells heaved, you could lick salt from the air.
31:50But I come to find what men do when they die at sea.
31:56So drove I on into the storm.
32:03Weren't you afraid?
32:05Yeah.
32:09Within every man, there are many men.
32:13Mm-hmm.
32:15But that I had to do.
32:17Stormlanders had always done.
32:18And if they had done it, I could do it too.
32:23Mm-hmm.
32:25Yeah, it was best not to agonize.
32:30Yeah, I'm...
32:31I agonize a lot.
32:35Sometimes I think I agonize too much, and I just end up agonizing over that.
32:42Mm.
32:44I'm quick and strong, sure.
32:47Sure.
32:48But so are you.
32:49Sure.
32:50Plus, you've trained Sauron and Lance with the finest masters at arms in the realm.
32:56I mean, what chance do I have?
32:59Truly.
33:01Well, you have no chance.
33:09But it's a great honor to test oneself against a worthy foe.
33:16No disrespect, sir.
33:18Mm.
33:19That's easy for you to say it.
33:21You have a name, an inheritance, one loss, and I won't be able to ransom back my own horse.
33:34I'm not a night without a horse, it's no night at all.
33:38Aye.
33:43So what should I do?
33:49I don't know.
33:53I'm really quite drunk.
34:00Ah.
34:02Ah.
34:04Okay.
34:05Thanks.
34:07God.
34:10Sorry.
34:34Sir Ireland of Pennytree.
34:37He served your lord father to hunt the vulture king in the Red Mountains.
34:41I was only a boy, but I...
34:43I thought he said you were a Dornishman.
34:45No, he said he's hung like a Dornishman.
34:47No, he said I've hung Dornishman.
34:52Perhaps we would speak on the morn.
34:54I know your Penny Knight not, nor you, brother.
34:58Be gone.
35:02But Sir Ireland took a wound in your father's service.
35:05How could you have forgotten him?
35:10The Lordfather tore 800 swords into those mountains.
35:13We've forgotten men who reaped much more than a wound.
35:17Please, sir, I...
35:19I will not be allowed to challenge unless a knight or a lord will vouch for me.
35:23And what is that to me?
35:24Hey!
35:25Here!
35:46Hey!
35:51Hey!
35:53Hey!
35:56What are you doing?
35:58Cooking the fish.
35:59Do you want some?
36:01No, I mean, how did you get here?
36:04Did you steal a horse?
36:06I rode in the back of a lamb cart.
36:09Lamb cart.
36:11Well, you're best fighting another one.
36:13You can't make me go.
36:14I'd had enough of that in.
36:16Listen, I'll have no more insolence from you, boy.
36:19I should throw you over my horse and take you home.
36:22You need to ride all the way to King's Landing.
36:24You'd miss the tanny.
36:26King's Landing?
36:27You from Flea Bottom?
36:29No.
36:31Aye.
36:40What are those doing there?
36:42I wash them.
36:43I made the fire, caught the fish, hand-groomed the horses.
36:46I would have raised your pavilion, but I couldn't find one.
36:50There's my pavilion.
36:52That's a tree?
36:53Yes, and it's all the pavilion a true knight needs.
36:56Sooner sleep under the stars than in some smoky tent.
37:01What if it rains?
37:03The tree will shelter me.
37:05Trees leak.
37:08So they do.
37:10What's your name?
37:12Dunk.
37:14Sir Dunk.
37:15There's no name for a knight.
37:17Is it short for Duncan?
37:19Yeah.
37:20Yes.
37:21Er, Sir Duncan of...
37:29Sir Duncan the Tall.
37:31Never heard of him.
37:33Does he know every knight in the Seven Kingdoms, then?
37:36The good ones.
37:39You got a name, thief?
37:41Egg.
37:42Egg.
37:45Well, Egg.
37:46By rights, I should beat you bloody.
37:49Send you on your way.
37:52But you look as though you don't eat much.
37:55And if you'll swear to do as you're told,
37:59I'll let you serve me for the tourney.
38:04After that, well...
38:07You'll see.
38:11I don't have much, but...
38:13If you prove worth your keep...
38:16You'll have clothes on your back and food in your belly.
38:20The clothes might be rough spun and food, salt beef and salt fish,
38:24but you won't go hungry.
38:28I promise not to beat you.
38:31Except when you deserve it.
38:33Yes, my lord.
38:36Sir.
38:39I'm only a hedge knight.
38:53Falling star brings luck to those who see it.
38:58Go to sleep, boy.
39:00All the other knights are in their pavilions by now.
39:03Staring up at the silk instead of sky.
39:07Do you want a clout in the ear?
39:21So the luck is ours alone?
39:22I'll say a little bad now.
39:32I love a street.
39:37I'll walk back again.
39:41I can say a little girl.
39:41I've seen her.
39:41Right on the left.
39:49I can say a little girl.
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