00:00K-Tron Allen, the fat man, running back, number 31.
00:03I like that.
00:05I'm cool with it.
00:06I wouldn't have...
00:06It was a rock cart right, you know?
00:09I'm good with it.
00:11It's very important to point out here that these numbers can change once the final roster gets set.
00:17So nobody ordered a jersey quite yet.
00:19I think people actually ordered the Bill jersey last year,
00:22and then he changed his number once he made the final roster.
00:24So I highly recommend nobody order a jersey quite yet.
00:29But I feel like fat man might change that.
00:32I like him in the 30s.
00:34I do.
00:35I oddly want him to be an even number, though.
00:39Why?
00:39I don't know.
00:40Like 34?
00:4236?
00:43I don't care, man.
00:44Okay.
00:44But if he's going to be the short yardage guy...
00:46What was his number at Penn State?
00:49White Bryant.
00:49Maybe you can look that up for us.
00:50Also, shout out to White Bryant.
00:52When we're all in studio next week, I'll buy you lunch, buddy.
00:54He did me a favor.
00:58You want to buy all of us lunch?
01:00Maybe, but certainly White Bryant.
01:01Man, you've got to buy all of us lunch, man.
01:03What the hell?
01:03Well, White Bryant did me the favor, but hell.
01:05Yeah, I always do you a favor.
01:06You're wearing a damn whole...
01:08You know what?
01:09Next week when we're all in studio, I will buy us all lunch.
01:11Five guys?
01:12We can do five guys Tuesday?
01:14I'm good with five guys, six guys, whatever guys you got.
01:16We'll figure that out.
01:17There will be lunch.
01:20Sonny Stiles, the headliner of the class, B.
01:23All right.
01:24Number 52.
01:26I like it.
01:28Let's just make it better than what it was.
01:30Well, dude, my only hesitation is that's what Jamin was wearing, and he was the last first round.
01:35Let's make it better than what it was.
01:36Sure.
01:36I wonder if that would change.
01:38I am curious.
01:40So he wore...
01:41At Ohio State, it's a very big deal when you get voted to be the player to wear number zero.
01:47Yeah.
01:48Right?
01:48And that's what he wore last year, but prior to that, he wore number six.
01:54Nobody's currently wearing six, I don't believe.
01:57He's not going to go on, right?
01:58I don't think he's been re-signed.
02:01I would...
02:02I don't know anything.
02:03I would hesitate to purchase your Sonny Stiles jersey quite yet.
02:07They might not even be selling them yet, but I don't mind a linebacker in the 50s.
02:13It feels very traditional to me.
02:15This might be my favorite rookie number that's been selected.
02:18Which one is it?
02:19And I hope this sticks, because I think it's awesome.
02:22Oh, yeah.
02:22I forgot.
02:23And that plays again.
02:24You know what?
02:25That's a nice job right there to just fly around and...
02:29I mean, that joint is moving.
02:30Five knots or whatever you call it.
02:32So, for folks that are unaware, we are at our friends, T-Stats, the Rude Distributorship.
02:37We love these guys.
02:38The official show sponsor is Rude.
02:42But it's right next to Andrews Air Force Base.
02:45And they got the...
02:46The boys are flying right now.
02:48We're in Top Gun, baby.
02:49Oh, they bring it.
02:50They're hitting Mach 5.
02:51I don't know what that is, but...
02:53Would you ride in one of those?
02:56Yeah.
02:57Good.
02:57I got a deal for you.
02:58So, you know what I realized?
03:00Even coming back from Scotland, like...
03:02He went on with 13.
03:03I used to be a dude that was up for any travel all the time.
03:07As I've gotten a little bit older, like, just taking a flight to Florida to go to the beach sounds
03:13pretty good.
03:14Like, the long flights, like, however fast those dudes are going...
03:16Well, if you fly in one of those, you get there rather quick.
03:18Listen, B, if you could get me in one of those, I'm in.
03:21All right.
03:21I think I might barf.
03:23So, next weekend, I'm riding from Crystal City to Dewey.
03:27That's next week.
03:27Oh, that's bike to beach.
03:29No, Crystal City to Gettysburg.
03:31That's next weekend?
03:32And one of the guys that ride with us kind of is one of the guys that kind of does
03:35the Blue Angels stuff.
03:36Okay.
03:37And he said, you know anybody would like to ride.
03:39Will you do it?
03:40You're going to do it.
03:41I'm going to let you do it.
03:42I'm giving you my seat.
03:43I will do it.
03:44Good.
03:44That I'll do.
03:45Good.
03:45That I will do.
03:46Oh, the Patriarch...
03:47Don't pass out.
03:49Don't be throwing up on yourself.
03:51But he wore 13 at Penn State.
03:53You think they squish it up to 31 like that?
03:56Maybe.
03:56Or maybe he comes back to 13.
03:58Like, a lot of these numbers will change.
04:00Shout out to Jim.
04:01Nobody's wearing 13 right now.
04:02The Patriarch of Roode in the building.
04:04We appreciate you, sir.
04:07Nobody is wearing...
04:08No, Traylon Burke's wearing 13.
04:09That's right.
04:10So, he's not going to get 13.
04:11Maybe he can get 12.
04:14I don't know.
04:15That don't match 13-31.
04:16That's it.
04:17My favorite number of these rookie classes that has been announced that I hope sticks.
04:22Antonio Williams wearing 14.
04:25I like that.
04:26All right.
04:27Why?
04:28Quick speedster slot guy.
04:30I like that.
04:30Why?
04:31Because it's an offense that has a guy that wears 14 that eats it up?
04:36I have no basis.
04:38Just...
04:38I'm saying Detroit.
04:39Sure.
04:40I wasn't...
04:41People yelled at me when I just comped their size and draft status.
04:44So, I'm trying to chill on my comps.
04:46I just like...
04:47People are going to yell at you, man.
04:49What did you say?
04:49Antonio Williams in 14.
04:50So, I'm being complimentary of Antonio Williams in 14.
04:53Okay.
04:55My blood bank guarantee of a number change that is coming should he make the final roster
05:00is Joshua Joseph's wearing 48.
05:04Yeah, not good enough.
05:06You're a DN.
05:07You ain't wearing 48.
05:09Honestly...
05:09Then, again, if you hit at 48 at the end, that's a flex.
05:16Well, dude, I agree with that because two of my...
05:18He's not big as Big Country.
05:20Big Country was big wearing 48.
05:21He was 48 to 46.
05:22No, Stephen Davis is 48.
05:24I'd rather Fat Man wear 48.
05:26Be that running back in that big boy running back number.
05:30That 31 running through people, I like to see that too.
05:33But I tell you what, the only thing I'll say about Joseph's at 48, you know, one of my
05:39favorite people I ever dealt with as a reporter, Quinton Dunbar wearing 47, that was the least
05:46good corner number ever.
05:49And he just balled in it, so he made it work.
05:51Well, cornerbacks don't normally wear 47.
05:54That's like a safety number or something like that.
05:56I told you, Ainsley...
05:57Normally, when they give you 47...
05:59You ain't making the team.
06:01I mean, you suck.
06:03Ainsley, in her little lacrosse league, wore 47.
06:06And every day I told her about Quinton Dunbar.
06:08She has no idea who that is.
06:10Um, 66 for Matt Goulbin.
06:14Hey.
06:14That works?
06:15Yeah, yeah.
06:16Was that Jake?
06:18Jake was 66.
06:19So he ain't keeping that.
06:20Eh, maybe he...
06:21Maybe.
06:22Offensive line, he'd run out of numbers.
06:23Yeah, yeah.
06:23I don't mind a center in the 50s, but...
06:26Centers are normally in the 50s.
06:28But I'm cool...
06:30Biles was 5'3", right?
06:31Yeah.
06:31Yeah.
06:32And then, Ethan Kaliak-Manis.
06:35The 7th round quarterback, presumably brought in to fight it out with Sam Hartman.
06:40Ethan Kaliak-Manis gets 16.
06:42Joe Montana.
06:43Alright.
06:44Not mad at it.
06:45No, no.
06:46The best, by far, Antonio Williams.
06:49Worst is unfair, but the one I find least likely to actually be the same number in the regular season
06:55is Joshua Joseph's wearing 48.
06:5648, right.
06:57I'll get that.
06:58And that's your rookie numbers wrap-up.
07:02Now, our guy Ryan the Stallion is off today, dealing with some stuff.
07:07We are thinking of you.
07:08Yeah, Ryan.
07:08We got you, baby.
07:09But part of us thinking of you is also to clown you.
07:12Because, yeah, you should be wearing the wiener hat.
07:16Like in the...
07:17We're going to call him the wiener hat.
07:19I think...
07:19Why, Brian...
07:20Every time he picks somebody, they just...
07:22They play horrible.
07:23Why, Brian, is it possible to keep track of the worst, heard it here, first bets that get made?
07:29Because Stallion last night was confident the Twins would come into the Navy Yard and beat up on the Nats.
07:35And they scored two points.
07:37It was...
07:37Two runs.
07:3815-2.
07:39Two runs.
07:40Like, I mean, that is...
07:42That is a thumping.
07:43We had...
07:45Two touchdowns, and we went for two on one of them.
07:47Right.
07:48I don't think there will be a worse...
07:5015-2.
07:51...worst week.
07:52I mean, he's been horrible, though, dog.
07:54He's been real bad.
07:56I mean...
07:58So, I texted last night in the group thread, Stallion bet against the Nats, and they're up 14-2 in
08:05the eighth.
08:05To which B. Mitch replied, Stallion sucks at gambling, with all capitals for sucks.
08:12White Brian then replied, with Mickey Mouse dancing around.
08:15And then Stallion replied, the worst part is I actually bet on it.
08:19Did he?
08:20Yes.
08:21Not only does he have the humiliation of us clowning him now, but he also lost American currency on this
08:27thing.
08:28Which is pretty remarkable, dude.
08:3115-2.
08:32So, shout out to the Nats.
08:33They had kind of been slumping a bit.
08:35There's another jet, if you're curious.
08:38Throughout our program today, you're going to hear jets fly overhead.
08:41Yeah.
08:42And JP might be in one of them at one moment.
08:44Dude, I'm down.
08:45You let me know.
08:46The Nats had lost the series against the Brewers over the weekend.
08:49And then they kind of got dumped by the Twins.
08:53That one was extra loud.
08:55That's Mach 7.
08:56Remember the one that flew right low last year?
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