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T.h.e B.o.y.s Season 5 Episode 4
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00:00:00You're just gonna drag us all down with you.
00:00:01Mom! Annie!
00:00:03How old was I when you let Vought pump me full of drugs?
00:00:06They promised that you'd have a chance at an extraordinary life.
00:00:09He told me that Daddy left because he lost all of our savings.
00:00:13Were there really bad investments?
00:00:14Your whole Marlboro Man act? It's fucking crap.
00:00:17And I knew-
00:00:18Ford Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vought was testing the V1.
00:00:21Is there any more left out there? That would be the fucking place to look.
00:00:24V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
00:00:27Only worked on a handful of early soups.
00:00:29You and Stormfront.
00:00:31So we're Stormfront?
00:00:33Dr. Vought's wife, Clara, I think you know where's Liberty?
00:00:35We're still gonna go after Homelander, right?
00:00:37No without a virus.
00:00:38You said I was strong enough.
00:00:39You said I was the only one who could stop him.
00:00:41I just said that so you'd get him out of town.
00:00:43Sweet, sweet boy.
00:00:53Homelander?
00:00:55Frank!
00:00:56Cracker.
00:00:59What's that smell?
00:01:00Oh, it might be my new perfume line.
00:01:03It's generally secret.
00:01:05No.
00:01:06That's my father.
00:01:08This soldier boy.
00:01:11I can smell him all over you.
00:01:13Right.
00:01:14Of course, because we was just prepping for our interview.
00:01:17Prepping?
00:01:18Mm-hmm.
00:01:21Mm-hmm.
00:01:21Uh, I need you for something.
00:01:24You do?
00:01:28I have received the most wonderful message.
00:01:32Mm-hmm.
00:01:33I was visited by an angel.
00:01:38And she foretold my destiny.
00:01:43Well, praise be.
00:01:45And what is it?
00:01:47God.
00:01:49Sir, that is wonderful.
00:01:51There is no higher calling than serving the Lord.
00:01:54No, no, no.
00:01:55Not serving the Lord.
00:01:58Being the Lord.
00:02:01I am the Messiah.
00:02:05I'm the savior of the world.
00:02:06The Messiah.
00:02:10Yes.
00:02:15Congrats.
00:02:16Yes.
00:02:21I always knew I was special.
00:02:23I knew it.
00:02:24I suffered.
00:02:25I suffered so many hardships.
00:02:28And I...
00:02:28I couldn't understand why.
00:02:32But you...
00:02:33You.
00:02:34You always saw it.
00:02:37Didn't you?
00:02:38You knew all along I was special.
00:02:41And that is why I have chosen you.
00:02:44To spread the word.
00:02:46Of my coming.
00:02:50How?
00:02:50Well, we control the most powerful media apparatus on Earth.
00:02:55Jesus would kill for our marketing.
00:02:57Mm-hmm.
00:03:00What do you say?
00:03:03Well, you know I would do anything for you, sir.
00:03:21Oh, there he is.
00:03:23Back from the dead.
00:03:26Oh.
00:03:26Easy, does it?
00:03:27Easy.
00:03:30Yeah.
00:03:40This is a bit like that Empire Strikes Back film, isn't it?
00:03:42I never saw it.
00:03:44What?
00:03:44Bullocks, I showed it to you.
00:03:45No.
00:03:46You saw me Star Wars.
00:03:47And Mom never let me watch any of them.
00:03:48They're with that guy from Regarding Henry, right?
00:03:51Yeah.
00:03:52Yeah.
00:03:53Anyway.
00:03:54Here's this bit.
00:03:55See?
00:03:56Young Luke.
00:03:57Opps in his spaceship.
00:03:59Fucks off to Urbani with his old man Darth Vader.
00:04:01Cops him.
00:04:02Wait.
00:04:02Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's die?
00:04:05Yeah.
00:04:07It's a bit of a spoiler.
00:04:08But anyway, listen.
00:04:09The point is, you should have waited till we got the virus sorted.
00:04:12This is a war.
00:04:14And you're the best weapon we got, but you ain't no use to anyone.
00:04:18If you go put yourself into a body bag before we put Armlander in one.
00:04:23At least I was brave enough to try.
00:04:25Well, there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, son.
00:04:30You don't give a shit about me.
00:04:32Maybe you never did.
00:04:38Here.
00:04:38I'll fetch you some more water.
00:04:47Fuckin' teenagers.
00:04:59I was going to, but we roam.
00:05:01Cellular phones.
00:05:02Doc Mep.
00:05:03Back in the flesh.
00:05:04Blood and bones.
00:05:05Don't condone.
00:05:05Spin bank loans and homegrown.
00:05:07Suckers break like turbo.
00:05:08Welcome back, motherfucker.
00:05:34Oh, check you out.
00:05:37Alright.
00:05:38You twats are all done with fashion week.
00:05:39Let's get to work, yeah?
00:05:41Frenchy, how long till we got a dose big enough?
00:05:43There was so little virus left.
00:05:46It needs time to multiply.
00:05:47You know what they say, huh?
00:05:48Cook low and slow.
00:05:50Half fucking long.
00:05:51Weeks at least.
00:05:52Okay, then we should go to Fort Harmony now.
00:05:54That place got shut down 80 years ago.
00:05:56If there's any V1 left in there, it ain't gonna be easy to find.
00:05:59And there is also the small matter of the likely Vida beast
00:06:02that spilled those boy scouts in odds like a Cadbury a la crema.
00:06:05Do I need to remind you guys that Homelander has Stan Edgar?
00:06:08Odds are they're ten steps ahead.
00:06:09If we get the V1 first, we save Annie, we save Kimiko, we save you.
00:06:13And if you give a shit, if Homelander gets it, he's immortal.
00:06:16Virus is useless and we're fucked sideways.
00:06:19So who wants to go to Clearfield?
00:06:25Who's gonna take care of Ryan?
00:06:26He's gone.
00:06:27He legged it.
00:06:28Wonder whose fault that is.
00:06:30Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you, mate.
00:06:33Unless you can tell us where Starlight is.
00:06:41Right.
00:06:42Let's get cracking.
00:06:56Annie.
00:06:58Dad.
00:07:05Hey, listen, I need to talk to you.
00:07:07All ears.
00:07:09Okay, can you please stop doing that?
00:07:11No.
00:07:12No.
00:07:13No.
00:07:13No.
00:07:13No.
00:07:18How did you find me?
00:07:20I've been looking for months.
00:07:21You are really good at hiding.
00:07:23It has been 20 years and that's the first thing that you have to say to me?
00:07:27What should I say?
00:07:30Dad?
00:07:36Annie, this is your brother.
00:07:38Mason.
00:07:41It's simple, Mr. President.
00:07:44You defund the public schools and give vouchers for the Homelander Freedom Academies.
00:07:48You don't want kids reading about gay penguins and becoming woke jihadis, do you?
00:07:54Thank you, sir.
00:07:58Let me be clear.
00:07:58Nobody summons me.
00:08:00The last time I let a black woman boss me around was Nell Carter.
00:08:03With a cock ring and a tub of Crisco.
00:08:05B.A. flagged a deal point for your movie.
00:08:08We cannot furnish your trailer with, quote, a big bowl of cocaine.
00:08:12It's in my writing.
00:08:13From 1984.
00:08:14I think I can have whatever the fuck I want.
00:08:16You're welcome to take it up with Homelander.
00:08:18When he gets back from Fort Harmony.
00:08:24Homelander and Stan Edgar had a good heart-to-heart, and we think there's a strong chance of finding V1
00:08:29at Fort Harmony.
00:08:32Isn't that where Dr. Vaught first injected you?
00:08:37It's great news.
00:08:38If he finds it, Homelander will be immune to the virus and immortal, like you.
00:08:43You'll get to spend eternity together, father and son, forever.
00:08:48Hmm.
00:08:51When did he leave?
00:08:52Hasn't left yet.
00:08:54Maybe you could go with him.
00:08:56Show him where to look.
00:08:58After all, it knows that place better than you.
00:09:16It's weird.
00:09:18No birds or animals, it's like-
00:09:19Fucking hell.
00:09:19Had to park on the other side of the state, didn't ya?
00:09:22Well, if the hike's too hard, why don't you try tying your boots, motherfucker?
00:09:33Oh, fuck that.
00:09:35Eh, not really my type, son.
00:09:37Have a try on a little respect.
00:09:38You know, Huey's right, budger.
00:09:40You should take her out to dinner first.
00:09:44Ah, let's see here.
00:09:45Based on the decomp, these bodies have been here a while.
00:09:48Something ripped them apart.
00:09:50Whatever killed those boy scouts might still stop these boots.
00:09:54Let's get a move on, then.
00:09:55Didn't come out here to get dumped by Bigfoot.
00:10:08Hmm.
00:10:09God damn, this is delicious.
00:10:11Huh.
00:10:12Why don't we so long to try this?
00:10:14What am I worried about?
00:10:15Probably the highest honor a fish can have given their lives to me.
00:10:19I bet they go to Little Fish Heaven with 47 virgin tuna.
00:10:22No.
00:10:22No.
00:10:23What the fuck, bro?
00:10:25I trusted you.
00:10:26Oh, so now you can talk, huh?
00:10:27You think going full method is easy?
00:10:29Do you know how hard it's been to not talk?
00:10:31My most powerful instrument, and I can't even use it.
00:10:34But I fucking committed.
00:10:35I have given everything to this role, and you straight up fucked me over.
00:10:38Wait, are you still butthurt about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
00:10:41I thought we were friends.
00:10:42I hit your back every time people laughed at how stupid you are.
00:10:45How your powers are a joke.
00:10:47How you're so dumb you need a court-appointed guardian.
00:10:49Nobody says that.
00:10:50Yes, they do.
00:10:51All the time.
00:10:52Well, let's not make a federal case out of this brobie, Wade.
00:10:55I needed a win from Homelander.
00:10:56Edgar was it.
00:10:57It's a doggy dog world.
00:10:59Is that what you think the phrase is?
00:11:00Whatever.
00:11:01Just put your fucking mask back on.
00:11:04Oh, so that's how it is, huh?
00:11:06You better watch your fucking back.
00:11:07Oh, yeah?
00:11:08What are you gonna do about it?
00:11:10Homelander's stoked about Edgar.
00:11:11He loves me right now.
00:11:12How long is that gonna last?
00:11:14You really think you're more important to him than his own father?
00:11:33Oh, man, the view from back here was crazy.
00:11:36You love it.
00:11:39Hon.
00:11:40Hmm?
00:11:40You're Super Scream.
00:11:43We really gotta get you a stronger ball gag.
00:11:45The way you punish my sin pit ain't no ball gag in the world strong enough.
00:11:50I gotta say, when Sage said I should marry you for the optics, I hung up on her.
00:11:55But I do love busting gushers all over your pathetic, warm face.
00:12:01Oh, baby.
00:12:19Oh, shoot.
00:12:20I gotta run.
00:12:21I forgot.
00:12:21I have a meeting with the worship team.
00:12:23He's lying.
00:12:24The church is bankrupt.
00:12:25Wait, what?
00:12:26The church is bankrupt?
00:12:27What?
00:12:28Who?
00:12:28Did back Ashley tell you that?
00:12:30After all that hot eye contact I was giving her?
00:12:32You two-faced bitch.
00:12:33How do you lose money in a megachurch?
00:12:34You bring in hundreds of millions and don't pay taxes.
00:12:37Attendance is down.
00:12:38Donations are drying up.
00:12:39And I'm sure the two Gulf Streams don't help.
00:12:41How deep in the hole are you?
00:12:43Just, uh, 150 million.
00:12:47Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
00:12:48You were supposed to get me a 12-point bump with evangelicals not hauled before Congress.
00:12:52Hey, what happened to how much you love busting gushers on my face?
00:12:56That was before you turned me into Tammy fucking Fay.
00:12:58This is ethics committees, subpoenas.
00:13:00Chris Hayes is gonna have a field day.
00:13:02Well, what are we gonna do?
00:13:03We?
00:13:04You tell me.
00:13:05You're the fucking emissary of God.
00:13:07Ma'am, you have a visitor?
00:13:09I need y'all to help me something.
00:13:13Dang.
00:13:14Smells like a wet shit in a waffle house in here.
00:13:22Any son of super cunt?
00:13:24Could already be inside.
00:13:28Well...
00:13:28Let's find out.
00:13:32What's wrong?
00:13:34Annie.
00:13:36She'll come back.
00:13:38No.
00:13:39I almost died.
00:13:40But she made it all about her and she took off.
00:13:42I mean, last year I got bad touch by a shapeshifter and she still found a way to make it
00:13:46about her.
00:13:47She can be such a fucking bitch.
00:13:53Ah.
00:13:54Jesus, sorry.
00:13:55I didn't mean for that to come out so harsh.
00:14:11Fuckin' hell.
00:14:13What the fuck happened here?
00:14:15Are we dead beasts enjoyed in a mus' bush, perhaps?
00:14:20I'll explain why we didn't hear no animals.
00:14:22I said that ten minutes ago.
00:14:45Hi.
00:14:46Kathy.
00:14:47I have always wanted...
00:14:49It's nice to finally meet you.
00:14:51So you knew about this?
00:14:53You know what's funny?
00:14:55I must have asked you like a hundred times about land.
00:14:58But you always said the roller coasters would make you nauseous.
00:15:00He said that?
00:15:02Couldn't get him off that thing.
00:15:08How's your mom?
00:15:10She's okay.
00:15:10She's in hiding, but...
00:15:12She's okay.
00:15:14You're a cop?
00:15:16Deputy.
00:15:17I thought you were working for, um, the telephone company.
00:15:21When's the last time you saw a payphone?
00:15:23So...
00:15:24Does that mean you're rounding up starlighters?
00:15:27You mean terrorists?
00:15:28Mason.
00:15:29Sorry, am I being rude?
00:15:30We're all good with serving tea to the soup's serial killer in our living room.
00:15:34That's enough.
00:15:36You know what?
00:15:38I'm sorry.
00:15:39I'm sorry I put you guys in danger just by being here.
00:15:43You were right keeping me a secret.
00:15:45I'll just go.
00:15:47Annie, wait.
00:15:50I'm making a stroganoff.
00:15:51Well, it's a hamburger helper, but...
00:15:53Have dinner with us?
00:15:54Wash your clothes.
00:15:56Take a shower.
00:15:57No offense, but...
00:15:58You could use one.
00:16:01This is insane.
00:16:07Really? We're getting fucking Mendo for lunch again?
00:16:10Baja green goddess with impossible chorizo.
00:16:12Yeah, can someone make a run to Home Depot and get me some organic peat moss soil, three pounds?
00:16:17All right, y'all. Let's keep it going.
00:16:19Blue sky day. No bad ideas.
00:16:22Just gotta sell Homelander as our lord and savior's all.
00:16:25All right, it's first thought theater, but what if he performed a miracle on live TV?
00:16:28He could part the Red Sea and send some refugees back where they came from.
00:16:31Oh, you couldn't do it live, though. We'd have to VFX the entire thing.
00:16:34Right, this is a yes and rule.
00:16:35Oh, yes and.
00:16:36You're an idiot.
00:16:38Okay, uh, the bad version is he turns water into wine.
00:16:41Played a quick game of opposites here.
00:16:43What if it was something not fucking terrible?
00:16:46Like, what if Homelander flew into all the major holy sites in the world that the people meet their new
00:16:53god in person, huh?
00:16:54Who selfies with God.
00:16:57Pitching off of that, we could put him on a throne on the Temple Mount. That is your poster right
00:17:02there.
00:17:02Amen.
00:17:03Mm-hmm. This is amazing.
00:17:06And for the record, Homelander is 100% God.
00:17:10Um, but won't some people say he's not?
00:17:12Uh, a Homelander church would bring in Homelander box office.
00:17:17We prayed to God to help. He's answering.
00:17:19Looks like Firecrotch has a point.
00:17:22Excuse me?
00:17:22The other Firecrotch.
00:17:23Madam Vice President.
00:17:25Because according to the snap poll here, only 22% of Americans would even accept Homelander as their one true
00:17:29God.
00:17:30Making a real uphill battle to get him into the 70s, which is where he'd need to be.
00:17:34You know, I'd say it's all about numbers with used suits, but VOD Plus never releases any.
00:17:39Look, what we need to do is tell a story.
00:17:45Who here has read Joseph Campbell?
00:17:47Jesus Christ.
00:17:48What?
00:17:48No wonder the Lamplighter light a justice finale got a D-minus on AV Club.
00:17:52Okay, I had to service 14 main characters and cross over a bunch of assholes from the Avenging Squad prequel.
00:17:58You try and make a good finale out of that.
00:18:01The problem is, we are trying to sell a product that no one is asking for.
00:18:05Like New Coke.
00:18:06Right?
00:18:07Everybody already loves Jesus.
00:18:08They want to eat right out of this asshole.
00:18:12Figuratively speaking, of course.
00:18:14Jesus was a great man.
00:18:16Yeah.
00:18:16The things he preached, turning the other cheek and taking in foreigners, caring for the poor, that shit don't sell
00:18:28no more.
00:18:29No, what we need is a church that preaches American.
00:18:34America is God's government.
00:18:37And we are his chosen people.
00:18:40Manifest destiny from sea to shining sea and shit.
00:18:45With a real American hero as our savior.
00:18:54The democratic church of America.
00:19:03You heard the numbers.
00:19:04The public won't accept it if we come out and call Homelander God.
00:19:08I know what's going on.
00:19:13The Orson Welles wore a cape.
00:19:15Cover his fat ass.
00:19:18Well, we could still fly the rest of the way.
00:19:20I told you, you're not fucking carrying me.
00:19:22All right.
00:19:27Oh my God.
00:19:30A couple of uggos.
00:19:34What changed your mind?
00:19:38Yesterday you told me you wouldn't help me.
00:19:43Firecracker said you looked up to me.
00:19:45Guess you're not a complete idiot.
00:19:49I never said that.
00:19:50You want my help or not?
00:19:54The other day, when Clara Vaught's name came up, I got the impression you knew her.
00:20:00I fucked her once or twice, that's all.
00:20:05What?
00:20:05You did?
00:20:08And, uh, I guess we're related in more ways than one.
00:20:15Where is she?
00:20:17Dead.
00:20:19Suicide.
00:20:20Oh shit.
00:20:21She never off herself.
00:20:24Yeah, well, she did.
00:20:26Did you see a body?
00:20:46Hey.
00:20:47Found something.
00:20:50Blueprints.
00:20:52Yeah, there's a labyrinth of hallways and rooms underground.
00:20:54There's a lab.
00:20:55If the V1 is here, that's where it should be.
00:20:57Blueprints?
00:20:58Motherfucking magic.
00:21:00If the V1's here, it ought to be in the lab.
00:21:02I just said that.
00:21:03Are you ever gonna fucking listen to me?
00:21:04Yeah, as soon as you say something worth listening to, love.
00:21:07Why do you have to be such an asshole?
00:21:08Well, a funny twig now, have you?
00:21:10No, you remind me every day.
00:21:11Oh, real father of the year of getting Ryan to fight your battles for you.
00:21:15Says the twat who turned his dad into a fucking zombie then killed him.
00:21:19Okay, you know what?
00:21:19It's not just Ryan.
00:21:20Look at what you did to M.M.
00:21:21The fuck did he do to me?
00:21:22He dragged you down into shit with him.
00:21:24And the worst part, you let him do it, you fucking pussy.
00:21:26Everyone, s'il vous plaît.
00:21:28Pussy, something is wrong here.
00:21:30This fucking nonce just called you a pussy.
00:21:31Go let him get away with that.
00:21:33Want me to put you in the fucking dirt?
00:21:34Yeah, fucking do it, him.
00:21:36Do it.
00:21:36Fucking do it.
00:21:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:21:38Hey, that's enough.
00:21:40None of you ever listen to me.
00:21:42Listen to you?
00:21:42You get jealous whenever I talk to anyone else.
00:21:44I don't need you to translate for me anymore.
00:21:46I'm not your fucking pet.
00:21:47Nah, but he liked you better when you were a dumb animal.
00:21:50Hey, stop!
00:21:52Can you not see there is something strange about this place?
00:21:55We need to focus.
00:21:57View one.
00:21:58Huh?
00:22:01Allons-y.
00:22:14Mason?
00:22:21Sorry about him.
00:22:22He's...
00:22:22It's okay.
00:22:23I used to be his age.
00:22:25I saw the sign out front.
00:22:27In this house we believe in Homelander.
00:22:29The boss of the department made everybody put them up in answer to a suit named Livewire now.
00:22:34They don't round up Starlighters, by the way.
00:22:37When that order comes in, I catch the flu.
00:22:39And the other deputies?
00:22:40They think that Starlighters are coming for their kids.
00:22:43But that's a lie that Vought sells.
00:22:45I know that.
00:22:46Then why aren't you saying anything?
00:22:48The last guy that spoke up disappeared in the middle of the night with his wife and kids.
00:22:53I'm not proud of it, Annie.
00:22:55But I have a family to protect.
00:23:00I came here to get, you know, some answers and some closure before time runs out, but...
00:23:06How were you expecting?
00:23:08You could say that.
00:23:11After you left, I told myself that, you know, you just, you didn't want kids.
00:23:16But maybe you just didn't want me.
00:23:26Have a seat.
00:23:28Have a seat.
00:24:00This movie was shit.
00:24:01I did consider asking you for my money back.
00:24:04I didn't always approve of the choices you made.
00:24:07But I was always proud of you.
00:24:11Maybe even more proud when you quit.
00:24:17Why did you leave?
00:24:21The first time I saw your mother was on a church mission in El Salvador.
00:24:26We were young.
00:24:28Wanted to save the world.
00:24:31We were so happy when you came along.
00:24:36And your mom was dead certain that giving you V was gonna give you a better life,
00:24:41better than a payphone repairman could give you.
00:24:45She asked me, do you know how we can really change the world?
00:24:48Ray's a superhero.
00:24:50So you, you got on board.
00:24:54Until she started telling you you were chosen by God.
00:24:59And the thing is, you believed it.
00:25:02And then she believed it.
00:25:04And I just...
00:25:07I couldn't keep lying to you.
00:25:08So, I left.
00:25:10You never even reached out.
00:25:12To do what?
00:25:13Shatter your dreams?
00:25:14You keep lying to you?
00:25:15I'd have taken you there.
00:25:17I needed you.
00:25:23If I could go back and change things, I would.
00:25:28I should have been there for you.
00:25:31Should have stood up for you.
00:25:34I'm sorry.
00:25:35I left, Annie.
00:25:38It runs in the family, I guess.
00:25:41What do you mean?
00:25:42I flipped out the other day, and I ditched someone I really love.
00:25:46It's like he's, um...
00:25:48It's like he's my heart.
00:25:49Walking on the outside, and if they got to him...
00:25:53Annie.
00:25:54The people we love aren't a weakness.
00:25:57They're the reason that we fight.
00:26:10Hey, is it alright if I talk to him?
00:26:12Of course.
00:26:14Just...
00:26:15Knock first.
00:26:17I learned that lesson the hard way.
00:26:31Yeah.
00:26:32The lab is this way.
00:26:35Whoa.
00:26:37Fuckin' hell.
00:26:38They've been here a minute, haven't they?
00:26:42Decades.
00:26:47Hunters...
00:26:48Look at their knives.
00:26:50These men...
00:26:51They kill each other.
00:26:53What if there is a monster here?
00:26:55But it's us.
00:26:57What the fuck you want about, Frenchie?
00:26:59Toxoplasmosis.
00:27:00It's a parasite in cat shit it can affect humans.
00:27:03Makes them react with explosive anger.
00:27:05You think we ate cat shit?
00:27:06Ate? No.
00:27:09If the V1 spilled into the groundwater, it could mutate at the plants.
00:27:13Their spores fills us with rage.
00:27:15We murder each other, and voila.
00:27:18We're plant food for these vines.
00:27:21Okay, so like the last of us?
00:27:24No, this is just the walking dead with mushrooms.
00:27:27The dead campers.
00:27:28The animals.
00:27:30These hunters.
00:27:31Surely you all see how strangely you've been acting.
00:27:34Us.
00:27:35I've seen you blow cocaine up your dick hole.
00:27:37Wait.
00:27:38You have a point.
00:27:39A copy of some also drugs I've taken for decades is surely altered my brain chemistry.
00:27:43That's why I'm not affected.
00:27:45Guess being a junkie was good for something after all.
00:27:49Romeo and fucking Juliet.
00:27:51You two survive this war, I give this six months tops.
00:27:56Well fucking well.
00:28:09Let's fucking go.
00:28:14Where are you going?
00:28:15You gotta top those cunts.
00:28:17Get us killed, you fucking idiots!
00:28:19Neither of you are thinking straight.
00:28:21Get that fucking gun out of my face, Frenchy.
00:28:23That ain't gonna do shit to me, sonny.
00:28:25No, but I will.
00:28:27Homelander and soldier boy kill you, then kill us.
00:28:30Then if there's any V1 here, it's Homelander's.
00:28:33Does that make your family safe?
00:28:36Is that the revenge you seek?
00:28:38Does that make things right for Becca?
00:28:41Shh.
00:28:43Fine.
00:28:49We must hurry before we tear each other apart.
00:28:53Or the soup stew.
00:28:56What the fuck, Frenchy?
00:29:00It's deer urine.
00:29:01Hunters use it to attract prey, but we will use it to hide our scent from Homelander.
00:29:05You spray that shit on me, and I'll rip your fucking head off.
00:29:08I ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss to save our asses.
00:29:15It's just science, bro.
00:29:16When you jizz, masculine vitality leaves your body.
00:29:19Gotta hold that shit in. Right, Noir?
00:29:22Right, Noir?
00:29:25Fuck you!
00:29:26Looks like you hit the wrong button there, Broseph.
00:29:28Bitch, bitch, bitch.
00:29:30Says what?
00:29:31What?
00:29:37I just...
00:29:38want to talk.
00:29:42Wow.
00:29:42Your picture was never up there.
00:29:44Yeah, good.
00:29:47Good.
00:29:48I mean, uh...
00:29:49Yeah, no, that's...
00:29:50good.
00:29:51I don't put traitors on my wall.
00:29:52Okay, you know...
00:29:54What they say about me, none of it's true.
00:29:57Do you mean the part that you blew your way into the Seven?
00:29:59Or that you're a terrorist who trafficked children?
00:30:01So that's like a hard no on getting into the back of my van?
00:30:05Hey, look, Mason.
00:30:08You go to school at Homelander Academy,
00:30:10and come home and watch thousands of TikToks every day.
00:30:14How is the truth supposed to compete with that?
00:30:17Whatever.
00:30:19You're like the FBI's most wanted.
00:30:21Okay, well, like it or not, the FBI's most wanted is your sister.
00:30:24So, you can keep being an asshole about it, or, you know, we can also talk about it.
00:30:28Is there a third auction?
00:30:29Mm-hmm.
00:30:34Let me guess.
00:30:36Chocolate cream fells every Thursday morning, right?
00:30:40Dad used to take me before school.
00:30:44That's one of the things I miss the most, actually.
00:30:47I think he was just taking me as his beard.
00:30:52Yeah, I feel like he's giving me diabetes.
00:30:59Yeah, I feel like he's giving me diabetes.
00:31:16Okay, it's not here.
00:31:18Fuck this, and fuck you, and fuck me.
00:31:20This is a goddamn waste of time.
00:31:26Putcher.
00:31:27Take a look.
00:31:29Maybe some motherfucker beat us to it.
00:31:31Not too long ago, neither.
00:31:33They punched 80 years of rust right off the safe.
00:31:36Now, how many soups do we know that can punch this hard?
00:31:40A dozen, maybe more.
00:31:42What is it?
00:31:45A heroin.
00:31:46Heroin.
00:31:47Of course he would fucking know that.
00:31:51Oh, so?
00:31:53A hunch like a bleeding sledgehammer.
00:31:55A lot of taste for a fucking smack.
00:31:59Bombsite.
00:32:00No one has seen Bombsite for decades.
00:32:03He's likely dead.
00:32:04What if he's not, asshole?
00:32:06It'd be about the only other cunt that'd know this shit was here.
00:32:09You mean Bombsite from Soldier Boy's first team?
00:32:11Wouldn't he have already been shot up with V1?
00:32:13What's he need more for?
00:32:16Oh.
00:32:20Hey, Ed.
00:32:21Everything all right?
00:32:22Yeah, I'm sorry to bother you on your day off.
00:32:24This is gonna sound crazy.
00:32:25Is Starlight in there?
00:32:28Sorry, what?
00:32:29I got a call from Mason.
00:32:32It's a joke, right?
00:32:33Tell me it's a joke.
00:32:41She's my daughter.
00:32:43Your daughter?
00:32:44Jesus Christ, can I ever fucking lie?
00:32:46I've known you 20 years and you never-
00:32:48I should have told you.
00:32:49She's a serial killer.
00:32:50She's not.
00:32:51I promise you.
00:32:53I'm begging you.
00:32:55Get back in your cruiser and let this go.
00:32:57Are you crazy?
00:32:58I am not dying in a prison camp over this.
00:33:01I gotta take her in.
00:33:03You need to step aside right now.
00:33:05Please, Ed.
00:33:06Just take a breath.
00:33:09Hands up right now.
00:33:10I don't think so.
00:33:11Walk away.
00:33:14Ed, put it down.
00:33:15I said now.
00:33:16Walk away.
00:33:17No.
00:33:18You're under arrest.
00:33:19Ed, relax.
00:33:20Everybody, please just-
00:33:21I'm warning you.
00:33:21I said walk away.
00:33:22With the both of you, fucking stop!
00:33:30I'm sorry, I just-
00:33:31Ed, we sit next to each other in church every Sunday.
00:33:34After Pam died, you ate dinner here for how many months?
00:33:37Yeah.
00:33:38And you lied to my face the whole time.
00:33:39I know you're scared.
00:33:40I'm scared too.
00:33:41But what Vot's been making us do, pulling people out of their homes,
00:33:44our neighbors, and sending them to-
00:33:48God knows where.
00:33:49You know it's wrong.
00:33:54Annie's my daughter, and I love her.
00:33:56I should've stood up for her a long time ago.
00:33:58She's not what they say she is.
00:34:00She's a good person, Ed.
00:34:01And if good people stop trying to do the right thing,
00:34:04then what the hell chance do we have?
00:34:11She better be gone in an hour, or I swear to God,
00:34:14I'm coming back with Livewire.
00:34:16I'm hauling you both in.
00:34:18Thanks.
00:34:30Smells like deer piss.
00:34:32The last time I was here, I was fresh off the front lines.
00:34:35Still picking Nazi brains out of my hair.
00:34:37And only the best of the best got selected for Dr. Vot's trials.
00:34:41Mm-hmm.
00:34:41Not soft little hog chompers.
00:34:44Of course.
00:34:45I forgot how tough you were.
00:34:47Hey, I'm not the weirdo who doesn't fuck.
00:34:49I mean, your cock's as useless as your cake.
00:34:52What's the point of being famous if you're not getting your dick wet?
00:34:54Oh.
00:34:54Oh, my dick was sopping wet when I pulled it out of Stormfront
00:34:57and wiped it on her fucking chin.
00:35:07Oh, look. More ogos.
00:35:10Friends of yours.
00:35:17Oh, shit.
00:35:19They're right above us.
00:35:20We best get the fuck out of you.
00:35:22Come on.
00:35:23Hey, what about the V1?
00:35:24Your bombsite has a V1 and it saves us from having to torture.
00:35:27What are you talking about?
00:35:30Who's us?
00:35:34What?
00:35:34You think the world needs more mortal cunts, do ya?
00:35:37We need it to save Annie and Kimiko.
00:35:40You've been planning this this whole time, haven't you?
00:35:42Shh.
00:35:43Homelander will hear us.
00:35:44You? You've just been going along with it again.
00:35:47We can't take the risk, Huey.
00:35:48And if she has to be collateral damage
00:35:50or their homelander dies and my daughter lives,
00:35:52we ain't got no fucking choice.
00:35:54It's easy for you to say.
00:35:54It won't fucking kill you.
00:35:55Well, at least he knows when to keep his gubs shut
00:35:57and do as his fucking toe.
00:35:59Excuse me?
00:36:00No, no, no. We don't have time for this.
00:36:01We need to find a way out.
00:36:02Wanna know a little secret, Butcher?
00:36:03I cheered when I found out that you were dying.
00:36:06Cause at least we'd finally be done with your miserable ass.
00:36:08You know, I used to say to these guys,
00:36:10don't give up on Butcher.
00:36:11There's good in him.
00:36:12Fighting to get out.
00:36:13I was wrong.
00:36:13If there was anything human in there, it's dead.
00:36:16Underneath that chest full of Octococs,
00:36:18you are just a fucking monster.
00:36:20Maybe I like it better.
00:36:22That parasite's not just in you.
00:36:23It is you.
00:36:24You're the cancer.
00:36:25Lower your voices.
00:36:27You are just as bad as Homelander.
00:36:28Maybe worse.
00:36:29And I'm not gonna let you drag us all down with you.
00:36:30And what you gonna do about it?
00:36:32Shit.
00:36:32I'll fucking kill you.
00:36:38Please, calm down.
00:36:54Come on, Em, Em.
00:36:56I mean, Butcher will let you.
00:37:04Everybody, please stop!
00:37:23Hey!
00:37:24Where do you think you're going?
00:37:28Don't care.
00:37:31Don't.
00:37:35Tough guy, my ass.
00:37:38What?
00:37:39You.
00:37:39Your whole bit.
00:37:40This whole guts and glory thing.
00:37:43What a fucking joke.
00:37:44I read your classified file.
00:37:46Your brother won a silver star for bravery at Anzio,
00:37:49and that's what made you beg your father to buy you a spot in Dr. Roth's trials.
00:37:54Because it killed you to see your brother dripping in all that glory,
00:38:00making you look all the more feeble in comparison.
00:38:05You don't know shit about me.
00:38:08Really?
00:38:10I know that when they tried to inject you with the V,
00:38:12you were so fucking petrified that they had to strap you to the table.
00:38:16And you pissed yourself, crying for your mommy.
00:38:20Like the whiny, spoiled, little rich boy that you are.
00:38:25They gave you the world.
00:38:27And you, you deserve nothing.
00:38:31Oh, Christ, what's this shithole now?
00:38:36What are you doing?
00:38:42Oh, well done.
00:38:43I'll be out of here in 30 seconds.
00:38:45Maybe.
00:38:46Maybe not.
00:38:49It's enriched uranium.
00:38:51They'd stick us soups in there to see if we could survive an atomic bomb.
00:38:54Now, for normal, Joe, they'd be dead in minutes.
00:38:56But for you, it's a stomach flu.
00:38:58Good luck, though.
00:39:00Getting out of a soup-proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass.
00:39:03No!
00:39:13Where are you going?
00:39:14I'm gonna go destroy any B1 that I find, you triple-crowned cock jockey.
00:39:19Why?
00:39:19You'll get it, do you?
00:39:21How much I can't fucking stand you.
00:39:36huh?
00:39:37Uh.
00:39:52Oh, my God.
00:40:09Come on, son. Come and have a go.
00:40:31Oh, if only the world could see you now.
00:40:36Not so fucking super, are you?
00:40:39You, uh, you've got a bit.
00:40:46Did your dad put you in time out?
00:40:49That's got a sting.
00:40:51Knowing he'd rather spend eternity all alone than all the likes of you.
00:40:56What's the matter?
00:40:57Cunt got your tongue?
00:41:00Well, wonders ever cease.
00:41:02Heh heh heh.
00:41:04Tell me something.
00:41:07If you did get the juice on you, you think that makes you good, don't you?
00:41:13Seems like I know you pretty well after all.
00:41:16Which is why I know that even if you had a billion twats
00:41:19gargling your bullocks and singing Hosanna,
00:41:23you still wouldn't be happy.
00:41:25Cause deep down,
00:41:26you're just a weak,
00:41:28thin-skinned,
00:41:30needy little boy.
00:41:32Now you beat your shit out here on some.
00:41:37Don't get wicked on that.
00:41:38Don't get wicked on that.
00:41:48Brian...
00:41:48is alive.
00:41:50Because he's strong.
00:41:52Cause he's my son.
00:41:54The son of God.
00:41:56You ain't not God.
00:41:58How's about I gotta fetch the virus,
00:42:00and then we'll watch you shit your fucking spine out?
00:42:03You know?
00:42:07You don't have it, do you?
00:42:12The virus.
00:42:19Don't I?
00:42:21No.
00:42:23You don't.
00:42:24You would've used it by now.
00:42:31You have no way to stop me, do you?
00:42:34Oh, William.
00:42:35You have no idea what you're up against.
00:42:39You can't intervene.
00:42:42I will get the V1.
00:42:44And when I do,
00:42:46I'm gonna fillet you alive.
00:42:48And you, Starlight,
00:42:50all the non-believers,
00:42:53you're all gonna fucking drown.
00:42:56in your own blood.
00:42:58I promise you,
00:42:59before I die,
00:43:04I'll fucking have you.
00:43:06You're all fucking paste!
00:43:09I can take what's mine.
00:43:11And that makes this whole fucking shitball
00:43:14my birthright!
00:43:17My destiny!
00:43:26They're all going to kill me,
00:43:28they're all going to kill me.
00:43:30And, they're all going all.
00:43:41They're all gonna see him.
00:43:47submarineserv MUSIC
00:43:48Hey, your dad!
00:43:51After that at all,
00:43:52Shit.
00:44:45God damn it.
00:44:57Fuck.
00:45:01Fuck.
00:45:04Brrrrrr.
00:45:06Oh, fuck.
00:45:08Hey!
00:45:10Fuck.
00:45:27My god.
00:45:35Quinn.
00:45:36You know this man?
00:45:41You were a doctor of Vought's trials together.
00:45:45Figures this would be you.
00:45:47You ugly piece of shit.
00:45:49Oh, you hated me.
00:45:51Yeah, I was just a rich, entitled asshole.
00:45:54Never seen a lick of real combat, huh?
00:45:59You still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:46:01This creature is nothing but hate.
00:46:03It makes us hate.
00:46:05It's the cause of all of this.
00:46:07Listen to me.
00:46:10You are the only one who can end it.
00:46:12Put us down to his misery.
00:46:13Put him out of his misery.
00:46:14No, no, god no.
00:46:16No, I like him like this.
00:46:20Fuck you, bitch!
00:46:23Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh?
00:46:25Fuck you.
00:46:26Cause I still got it.
00:46:29I got all of it.
00:46:30I fucking won!
00:46:35If you won't kill him, all of us will die.
00:46:46I know why Queen hates you.
00:46:48Oh, is that right?
00:46:49Because he sees you for what you really are.
00:46:52He was a real soldier.
00:46:53You were just a boy playing dress up.
00:46:56But you got to be the hero,
00:46:57when he got to be this.
00:46:59Now where's the justice in that?
00:47:01It should be you up there.
00:47:03Shoot him.
00:47:03Should be your pain.
00:47:06You are nothing but a coward.
00:47:09I said shut your fucking mouth!
00:47:29Huey?
00:47:31I'm...
00:47:33I'm sorry.
00:47:35Yeah.
00:47:38Me too.
00:47:41Me too.
00:47:44You're the...
00:47:44I'm sorry.
00:47:45No.
00:47:45No.
00:47:57I'm sorry.
00:47:57I'm sorry.
00:47:57I'm sorry.
00:47:58I didn't see you.
00:47:58I'm sorry.
00:48:00No.
00:48:00I didn't see you.
00:48:00No.
00:48:00No.
00:48:01Oh.
00:48:03No.
00:48:04No.
00:48:04No.
00:48:05No.
00:48:12Fuck. I'm sorry.
00:48:15I'm so fucking sorry.
00:49:00I'm so fucking sorry.
00:49:05That was the best, sure enough, I've ever had.
00:49:09It definitely wasn't, but that's kind of you.
00:49:15You have something you want to say?
00:49:18Sorry.
00:49:20You want to try that again?
00:49:23I'm sorry.
00:49:24Good, but you're grounded, so you're 20.
00:49:26More like 30.
00:49:29I hope we see each other again.
00:49:32Me too.
00:49:40Annie?
00:49:41Don't make the same mistake I did.
00:49:44Don't give up on the people you love.
00:49:46All right?
00:50:07Oh, my God.
00:50:57The V-World wasn't here.
00:51:06Hey, are you crying?
00:51:14Just fucking do it already.
00:51:50We wouldn't have made it out if you hadn't stepped up.
00:51:53Oh, you know, taking charge was the most horrible thing I've ever done and never let me do it again.
00:52:01Never.
00:52:06I'm sorry I called you a feckless, junky man-whore.
00:52:09I don't remember you calling me that.
00:52:12I didn't? I thought I did.
00:52:15You're not wrong. I was. Once. But I'm clean now. And I can be whatever you need.
00:52:31I don't want to change you.
00:52:32It's that I'm trying to change myself.
00:52:41The reason I can speak now, it's because I did so much work to let go of my chaos.
00:52:49The thing is, you love chaos. You thrive in it, which is fine, but I can't go back to that.
00:53:03So where does that leave us?
00:53:32I'm sorry.
00:53:34I shouldn't have left here. I should have been here.
00:53:36Actually, I'm so, so glad you weren't super good dead in this.
00:53:54Listen, Mike. That's what I said.
00:53:57Hey, don't tell me you didn't mean it. I...
00:54:00Because I sure as hell meant every fucking word I say.
00:54:02So we've got a problem.
00:54:10We cool, man. We cool.
00:54:20What are you doing?
00:54:21Just thinking.
00:54:23Well, the shit show is on.
00:54:26From sea to shining sea.
00:54:35America.
00:54:39Yes.
00:54:41Yes.
00:54:42Yes.
00:54:45Brothers and sisters.
00:54:49Brothers and sisters, we are truly, truly fortunate to bear witness on this day.
00:54:55Because today is the greatest day in the history of Samaritan's Embrace. Can I get an amen?
00:55:01Amen.
00:55:03I mean, I love all this love.
00:55:05But don't you believe in Jesus or whatever?
00:55:08I did.
00:55:09Yeah, I believe in Homelander.
00:55:11She's lying.
00:55:12No shit.
00:55:13Excuse me?
00:55:16But today, brothers and sisters, today, we set America back on its true course.
00:55:23Starting today, brothers and sisters, we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
00:55:31We will be patriots of faith.
00:55:34We will fulfill our founding father's dream.
00:55:39Today, starting today, Samaritan's Embrace becomes the Democratic Church of America.
00:55:50And here, to share his holy plan for our new church, he is not just a man.
00:55:58He's not just a superman.
00:56:05He is the prophet of the Lord.
00:56:12He is the prophet of America.
00:56:16He is the prophet of America.
00:56:20He is the prophet of America.
00:56:22He is the prophet of America.
00:56:23He is the prophet of America.
00:56:24He is the prophet of America.
00:56:28He is the prophet of America.
00:56:30He is the prophet of America.
00:56:31He is the prophet of America.
00:56:33He is the prophet of America.
00:56:33He is the prophet of America.
00:56:34He is the prophet of America.
00:56:35He is the prophet of America.
00:56:36He is the prophet of America.
00:56:37He is the prophet of America.
00:56:39He is the prophet of America.
00:57:12Oh, my God.
00:57:43Oh, my God.
00:57:48Oh, my God.
00:58:17Oh, my God.
00:59:12Oh, my God.
00:59:16Oh, my God.
00:59:46Oh, my God.
01:00:16Oh, my God.
01:00:46Oh, my God.
01:01:16Oh, my God.
01:01:46Oh, my God.
01:02:16Oh, my God.
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