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T.h.e B.o.y.s Season 5 Episode 2
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00:00thinking literally homelander wants more starlighters arrested as long as you're useful
00:03everything will come up ashley oh my god samir is that zoe's dad
00:09you're gonna make us some more of that virus
00:13you're still working on the virus and you want frenchy homelander's fuming
00:18he's gonna execute huey frenchy and him in about 36 hours we need your help to break him out you're
00:23fucking crazy what was i so afraid of
01:00we come together to mourn the one and only a train he loved his country
01:11his god but most of all his captain homelander amen amen sir but our martyred brother in christ
01:24was struck down by that jezebel that wily emissary of satan himself starlight
01:33that's right now you know that ain't no figure of speech right it ain't no metaphors in this house
01:39starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons they spew and vomit they eating babies
01:46they're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears lord have mercy
01:54well we cast those demons out of this house we fight hellfire we're holy fire
02:00we fight with the ballot box we fight with the ammo box matthew 10 34 i do not come to
02:08bring the peace but a sword you are not here to be blessed you are here to do war
02:14amen amen can you feel the holy ghost power i said can you feel the holy ghost power then i
02:26need you to
02:26praise him praise him praise him praise him praise him for victory praise him for america praise him for our
02:33superheroes
02:36hallelujah
02:37hallelujah
02:46amen
02:47amen
02:50amen
02:50amen
02:51amen
02:51amen
02:52amen
03:13amen
03:13amen
03:13amen
03:13amen
03:13amen
03:13amen
03:18Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut, or I'll do the fucking love of you.
03:44You're still working on the virus.
03:46Not working. Sorted. Thanks to this diamond geyser.
03:56I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
04:03Well, you lot remember, don't you?
04:05When that cunt Homelander brutally murdered them in cold blood.
04:10Poor sots. Didn't stand a chance.
04:13Samir? Hi, I'm Huey. I was friends with Vicky. I...
04:21I'm so sorry for your loss.
04:22Are you an idiot? He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
04:24He kept me present. So did you.
04:26You shot me with the virus.
04:27Your leg regrew.
04:28All right, all right. Listen, the only thing that matters is we buried Sid our ship so we could crack
04:33on with a godly work of revenge.
04:35And, good news, Samir's done it.
04:38As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
04:43Mom, Zoe Regan. We just need a little toy run.
04:47This thing kills just Homelander? Or every soup?
04:50Don't know. But we'll have a lot of fun it out, won't we?
04:54Jesus fucking Christ.
04:55Will it affect humans?
04:57Well, you know, we've got to test it.
04:59We're close to Cleveland.
05:00You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
05:03I am glad you're back, mate.
05:05Rock Hard?
05:06A member of Teenage Geeks.
05:08Rock Hard is a living mountain.
05:10Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
05:12Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
05:17Well, he's called Fuck Lincoln in the year, filled it with so much hot calm it burst out of his
05:21mouth.
05:23Which makes Rock Hard a perfect lab rat.
05:26Indestructible, or nearly.
05:28Almost as strong as Homelander.
05:29And no one gives a fuck about him.
05:32So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
05:37Lemon fucking squeezy.
05:40So, let's get cracking.
05:43We gotta stop the hate crimes against soups before they start.
05:48With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend starlighters before they commit any more violence.
05:59Here you go.
06:01Where'd you get these from?
06:03Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
06:09So, how are we gonna do it?
06:10Do what?
06:11Get the virus away from Butcher.
06:12We'll kill him.
06:12No, we're not gonna kill him.
06:13We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
06:18I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
06:20Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?
06:22He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
06:24Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
06:28I said we take the virus and we run.
06:30We'll kill him.
06:30Look, it's ten thousand soups to save eight billion people worldwide.
06:36That's a good price in any war.
06:39I'm kidding.
06:40It's a shit decision, all right?
06:42We're not denying that.
06:43But, you're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
06:45You don't have a motherfucking choice.
06:47Yes, there is a choice.
06:48And no, it's not yours to make.
06:49You're not the one who's going to die.
06:50Right?
06:54Why do you always give in to them?
06:58Kimiko, please, wait!
07:12Hey, so, been a tough year.
07:16No, no.
07:18I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
07:20Huh.
07:21Why do you bring it up?
07:23Just your whole vibe.
07:24Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, your sighting with Butcher, your hair is different.
07:28Okay, not so much about the hair.
07:30It's just, uh...
07:37Annie, whatever you had to do, I get it.
07:41It's okay.
07:43We can...
07:45We can figure this out.
07:47We can...
07:48Talk?
07:49Talk?
07:49Yeah.
07:51Mm-hmm.
07:52Or...
07:53Counterpoint.
07:55Not talk.
07:57I mean...
07:59Yeah, that's a...
08:01That's a pretty good million point.
08:17You stood there!
08:18Oh, God.
08:19Listen.
08:19Judah!
08:20Blessing to you by Homelander!
08:21Shot here, here, here!
08:23It hurt every time, but the virus?
08:24That was the only time I wanted to die!
08:26The pain!
08:31And you're okay with it!
08:33No!
08:35All my life, not.
08:38But this is happening.
08:40With or without us.
08:42So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
08:46So I can protect you.
08:50I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
09:11You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
09:18No.
09:20I'm not sure about you, too.
09:24Sit down, Cleop.
09:27Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
09:39Close off now.
09:50Your bottom half
09:51Is it pretty big loan?
09:54My vagina is tingling and damp
09:55Don't ask me
09:57What you know is true
09:59Don't have to tell me
10:02I love your precious heart
10:05I
10:08I was standing
10:12You were there
10:15And they would never tear us apart
10:22I told you
10:26That we could fly
10:29But some of us don't know why
10:36I was standing
10:40You were there
10:41And they could never
10:45Tear us apart
11:00God damn it Adrienne
11:07Didn't mean to come to this
11:10I don't know
11:11He left me no choice
11:14I know my leadership style can be stern
11:17But
11:18It was for your own good
11:49I like to think of myself
11:50What did I do
11:51I gave you a chance
11:53To make things right
11:54I reached out my hand
11:59And you bit it
12:00What did I ever do
12:02To deserve that
12:04What
12:05Was I too nurturing
12:07To forgiving
12:08To forgiving
12:08Well maybe
12:09But damn it
12:10You weren't like the others
12:12Snakes
12:14Backstabbers
12:15I could count on you man
12:17I did count on you
12:18I loved you
12:21But here we are
12:24Why does this keep happening to me
12:31I guess the strongest men are the most alone
12:36You wouldn't understand
12:40Nobody does
13:06You wouldn't understand
13:27Firecrackers flaming freedom stick
13:29I'm Countess Crow
13:31Countess of the Crows
13:32And we're doing a mortality dance glam tutorial
13:36Wankers
13:37Can't even take a shit without it being sponsored
13:39You only get paid like 50 grand a post for this shit
13:43Christy Gray
13:45Dog wankers
13:50Guys we drill any louder
13:51And the real housewives of country are gonna hear
13:53Frenchy how much longer
13:54Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute
13:56They go out
13:58They go in
13:58Rockhart hasn't posted in a year
14:00He might not live here anymore
14:01Every day Countess Crow
14:03Countess of the Crows
14:04Brings down a protein shake to the basement
14:06I bet my botan anal beads is down there
14:14Everything okay?
14:16All good
14:23Oi
14:24Look lively back there
14:26Alright
14:27Nothing fancy yeah
14:28Nip in
14:29Twat in
14:30Run you back here
14:33Keep the engine running
14:42Are you ready?
15:10Internet's down
15:11Cam's too
15:12Um
15:13Yeah we have a problem
15:17Put on the man
15:20He really let himself go
15:26The
15:27Fuck
15:28You
15:28Ass
15:29Slitters
15:31Doing
15:31In
15:32Here
15:33Asshole must weigh
15:3530,000 pounds
15:37My
15:37Dick
15:38Weighs
15:39More
15:40Bitch
15:41Well right in that way
15:42We can move him
15:42He can move the three of us
15:45So what now?
16:02You
16:03What the fuck?
16:05No no no no it's okay it's okay I don't want to hurt you
16:07You're safe okay you've been in deep freeze again
16:10Oh Jesus Christ for how long?
16:14Almost two years in a CIA black site I just found out this morning
16:20You found out this morning?
16:21Yeah
16:21But that just happens to be in your room?
16:28Did you fuck me?
16:29What?
16:29Is this some kind of incest thing?
16:31Is this some kind of incest thing?
16:31No
16:31Then what the fuck is this?
16:33Look I
16:35I want you to find William Butcher
16:38Find him yourself?
16:39Well the people that work for me are limited and you are the best tracker there is
16:44I just I need you to find him and report back very simple
16:49You want me to work for you
16:52Well why don't we say work with me and I can help you
16:57I can give you a proper comeback
16:59I don't need you for that
17:01Well the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy so
17:05Okay
17:06All right
17:07Listen to me
17:09I'm no ass felch and commie
17:11You got that?
17:12I know
17:13I know
17:13And listen
17:14I am
17:15Vought now
17:16Me
17:17So the public?
17:19They're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them you are
17:22I can resurrect you
17:24I can give you back what you lost
17:27I can even make you number two in the seven
17:29Number two?
17:32Or how about I finish the job?
17:35And blessed you to kingdom fuck
17:39Hey you could try
17:41Who knows you might even fry the V right out of my blood
17:46Or you might not
17:49But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher more than you
17:53And you hate me
17:56After all I'm not the one that betrayed you
17:58Am I?
18:00I tried to kill you
18:01The minute I turned my back
18:03How do I know you won't return the favor?
18:06Look
18:07Oh
18:15If you find William Butcher for me
18:19All is forgiven
18:29Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray
18:32Improve your sleep
18:34Strengthen your immune system
18:36Nourish your soul
18:38The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped Qi
18:42Life force from leaving the body
18:44And invited Prana
18:46Solar energy in
18:48Don't ignore your anal wellness
18:50Introducing the new deep brand Sigma Solarium by Vought
18:54Fibros
18:55Fibros
18:56Okay we need to abort
18:58Your mom should have aborted you
19:04Fuck it
19:04We'll test it here
19:06What test?
19:07Monsieur Jean Coutet
19:08The virus is contagious
19:10As Samir says
19:11C'est fini
19:11The game is over
19:12No Butcher's right
19:14Rockhart has seen us so
19:15We can't leave
19:17Virus?
19:18What virus?
19:19Look
19:20I don't break you lot out of the pain to flap about
19:22Now all we gotta do
19:23Is seal the ventilation
19:24Every hexapoint
19:26Tighter than a boy scout's asshole
19:28A jamboree
19:29No no no
19:30It's not possible
19:34Maybe
19:38Yo
19:41Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
19:43Uh-huh
19:43His heart rate is 10 beats per minute
19:46He can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours
19:48Like a blue whale
19:49He won't breathe
19:51How do we get the virus in him?
19:53Well
19:54He ain't our first whale is he?
19:56You lot sort this
19:56I'll fetch the virus
19:58Come here
19:58You and me
20:05Oh you two
20:06Leave it out would ya?
20:08Fucking work in here
20:11Hey
20:12Coming with you
20:14What for?
20:15I don't trust you
20:17Hmm
20:18Yeah
20:20Suit yourself
20:26We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers
20:30Coincidentally the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks have consumed
20:34Where's more?
20:35He just disappears every afternoon
20:37Won't say where he's going
20:38Won't say shit
20:39He's only method
20:40The Meisner technique
20:43Is that a Jew thing?
20:44We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up
20:48But you can invoke the Insurrection Act if we need to deploy the military, Mr. President
20:52Good idea
20:53What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?
20:56That's going to be anyone who posts pro, starlight, or anti-homelander content
20:59Honestly, the Vought Book algorithm does most of the work for us
21:02We have got, what, 52,000 data points on every user
21:07We truly live in an age of wonder
21:10But we are the need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all
21:13Love it
21:14It's just that after we've paid for Vought's military contracts, all those corporate tax breaks
21:19And for the existing freedom camps
21:22Treasury's running a little dry
21:23People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors
21:26But they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes
21:29The President is thinking how insane this is right now
21:32He'll back you
21:33You can do it, speak up
21:35And a lot of these sympathizers are Vought customers
21:37Won't their arrests eat into your bottom line?
21:41No
21:41I'll just start selling ads on Vought Plus
21:44Wow, amazing Ashley, you're a real Che Guevara
21:46Well, alrighty then, let me ask the most important question
21:51Do I got immunity?
22:03For fuck's sake
22:05Soldier Boy is the President, Vice President of the United States of America
22:09They work for me
22:12Everyone, Soldier Boy is gonna be number two in the seven
22:15Once he is located William Butcher and Annie January
22:18Wait, wait, wait, sir
22:20No, sir, I can do this, I can bring them in
22:22Oh, like you did with A-Train
22:24We're going in a new direction, Deep
22:26Competence
22:28Oh, and Steve, Soldier Boy is gonna need a full pardon
22:30Well, sir, he, uh
22:32He was guilty of
22:34You know, treason
22:38Consider it done, sir
22:39Terrific
22:40And you know what?
22:41I'm sure the man's dying for a drink
22:42Uh, Steve, can you make him a
22:46Manhattan
22:47Manhattan
22:48Thanks, Steve
22:50Of course
22:52Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?
22:54No
22:56Stephen
22:57I'll also have a Manhattan
23:01Goddamn
23:03It's when could Supes teabag the President
23:07Since me
23:23Okay, what's next?
23:29What is it?
23:32What is it?
23:39Look out!
23:40Oh, God!
23:42Putain!
23:43Oh, fuck!
23:43Oh, fuck!
23:44Oh, fuck!
23:45Oh, fuck!
23:47What?
23:48Almost got you, fuckers!
23:51Ha, ha!
23:52Oh, fuck!
23:53Oh, fuck!
23:56Oh, fuck!
23:56Oh, fuck!
23:56At least that explains how he's grooned
24:00From bashing his bishop
24:02Gross
24:10He knows
24:11That's what I'm talking about
24:14Oh, God!
24:19Fuckin' unsanitary
24:21Oh, fuck!
24:22Oh, fuck!
24:23Oh, fuck!
24:24Oh, fuck!
24:24Oh, fuck!
24:25Oh, fuck!
24:26Oh, fuck!
24:27Oh, fuck!
24:39Oh, fuck!
24:42Oh, fuck!
24:44Oh, fuck!
24:48Oh, fuck!
24:51Next step will be to apply my fave foundation from my Votality collab, Velvet Ember.
24:57It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police vans.
25:02We talked about this. I don't have a choice.
25:05You make me do this.
25:07There we go.
25:10Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look.
25:12So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it is the gun.
25:18If you dare enter my dark domain, I am Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, and I shall make you
25:25do the thing you decide to...
25:27Fuck it.
25:35Fuck.
25:37C'est so.
25:39It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
25:44I mean, it's like a metaphor for life, no?
25:47It's a metaphor for my balls.
25:55What is the matter?
25:58A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so they're all gone.
26:02Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise.
26:07I guess we can add a train to that list, right?
26:12You didn't kill them.
26:15They chose to fight.
26:16Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
26:19I told them that we were going to make it out.
26:22Fucking easy for me to say.
26:25I'm bulletproof.
26:27Have you told Petit Tui any of this?
26:30No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so I can't.
26:37So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you.
26:41I led them to a shallow grave.
26:47So I just get a fucking white picket fence and cherry pie.
26:52No, I can't live like that.
26:54If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
27:04I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
27:11And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt.
27:17What the fucking shit?
27:19You get up every day and you keep going.
27:22Anything else is an insult to the dead.
27:28Just let go.
27:30Get your chopped old man hands off of me.
27:32Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
27:34Oh, shit.
27:35Starlight.
27:36Oh, my God.
27:37You guys are terrorists.
27:41What do we do with her?
27:43Same as Rock Harden.
27:47We don't have a choice.
27:51All right.
27:52Come on.
27:53No, what?
27:55Let me go.
28:00Baby killer!
28:14Pounce on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood.
28:17All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
28:21Turbo Rush, the drink of heroes.
28:24Only 15 calories.
28:26Cut!
28:28That was a good take.
28:29No, this is a mistake.
28:31I am not starlighting.
28:33Only 15 calories.
28:35Yeah.
28:35Now, with acai.
28:37Oh.
28:37And muccarus.
28:38Yeah, this is better than that.
28:39Mom!
28:40No, Corey.
28:41Go back inside, please.
28:42Yo!
28:43You stay back.
28:44Because if you ruin my shot, it's on sight, bitch.
28:48Okay, let's go again and fix your tits.
28:50They're lopsided.
28:51Okay, come on.
28:51Come on.
28:52All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
28:56Turbo Rush.
28:57Now, with acai and muccarus.
29:01That's fucking perfect.
29:02Okay, great.
29:03Okay, have fun at camp.
29:04No!
29:05No!
29:06I'm not moving!
29:07No!
29:09Oh!
29:10Blover.
29:11Not a chance.
29:12We have to help them.
29:13Help them and every super 500 miles will be up or else within the hour.
29:17We stayed a course.
29:18Mine's on the fucking job.
29:20Fuck the job.
29:25Kimiko, don't.
29:48Homelander.
29:53Homelander.
30:00Sage, I was just, um, what can I do for you?
30:06Well, that was quite a surprise today.
30:08Are you sure waking him was the right call?
30:10Yes.
30:11Did you tell Soldier Boy about the virus?
30:13No, I did not.
30:15Of course not.
30:18What am I going to say?
30:19Hey, uh, uh, uh, yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me, but careful, because
30:24there's a soup-killing virus out there, and you may die screaming.
30:28Sure you would have jumped at that.
30:30Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
30:36Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, the better you take the risk than us, right?
30:42Ah, that's tactical.
30:44Exactly.
30:45Because for a moment I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
30:51So when he gets infected and he dies...
30:53You don't know that's going to happen.
30:54When it does, you won't go to pieces, because it was tactical, right?
30:58Mm-hmm.
31:00Right?
31:02Right?
31:34Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
31:38Transporting it without the necessary precautions...
31:40All right, all right.
31:41Less talking, more giving.
31:44I'll take it.
31:51So how fragile is this?
31:53Very.
31:55Very fragile.
31:57If it broke on the way?
31:57It could kill every superhero on Earth.
32:00There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
32:06Hmm.
32:08Well.
32:10Best not drop it, eh?
32:15Thank you so much.
32:25Breathe, put on.
32:36Do you get him to breathe yet?
32:38What?
32:39Did you get him to breathe yet?
32:42I'm too late.
32:43No, the conard is in Paris.
32:45Well, the rest of Kix will be back soon.
32:46Well, you know, we're doing everything we can, huh?
32:58You know, you were wrong earlier.
33:00We're not terrorists.
33:02We're not terrorists.
33:02Oh, God.
33:03When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass, and She-Line is gonna
33:07take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
33:09Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
33:13It's just a shitty situation.
33:15Yeah.
33:16The shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
33:22We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
33:25All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
33:32Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
33:35I got a teenage daughter.
33:37That shit right there bounces right off me.
33:40Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows that one time?
33:43What's it called?
33:44The murder?
33:45Oh, let me guess.
33:48Sheila and H. Crows?
33:51Damn.
33:52Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
33:55Their names are Russell and Cameron.
33:57Point is, Vought doesn't care about y'all neither.
34:00They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
34:03It's ridiculous.
34:05Oh.
34:08Motherfucker, don't go through my shit!
34:09Rozac, Wellbutrin, Lexapro.
34:13Great, great.
34:13Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
34:15Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
34:18All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got,
34:21and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
34:23Why are you risking your life for them?
34:30Please, please don't kill me.
34:33I just want to go home.
34:35I miss my mom, and my dad.
34:39Please.
34:52Careful!
34:58Boy, you're fucking smart, Huey.
35:00Ain't you a little glad, Atron's dead?
35:05No, I'm not glad he's dead.
35:08Atron did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
35:10And he died a hero, a real hero, and there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to
35:15die either.
35:17Listen, I know you've just done it here at the Gulag.
35:20You've earned your seat at the table, so I'll give it to you straight.
35:25You've got to knock this wet cap and pussy shite on the head, mate.
35:28Ain't doing no one no favors.
35:30Especially your girl.
35:32I mean, that's why she's giving the cold shoulder.
35:33Talk to me about it, Annie.
35:34You don't know what's going on with her.
35:35Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
35:38And she knows that you, poncing about with this Jimny Cricket listening to your heart, bollocks,
35:44is just going to get her killed.
35:48Is there any part of you left that's still human?
35:54You're going to get Annie killed, not me.
35:57But I won't let you do it.
36:02No, babe.
36:18It's good.
36:23Wait, is that?
36:27Well, well, well.
36:29He's dead, right?
36:30He's supposed to be dead?
36:33Supposed to be.
36:35Mallory put on my knife for a bit.
36:39You're telling us this now?
36:43Somebody out there likes us, mate.
36:45In what fucking way?
36:46Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
36:48Who better than Armander's old man?
36:53New plan.
36:56Boy.
36:58Ain't you supposed to be a giant-ass dildo?
36:59Aren't you supposed to be smart?
37:01Running a truck under the name Don T.
37:03Be a cunt.
37:04Same alias when we headed to Hero Gasm.
37:06Well, oldie better goodie.
37:12No, mate.
37:13Just you and me.
37:23I guess it's true.
37:25You're one of us now.
37:26Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
37:30Then fuck it, beat him.
37:31Being super is not going to save you.
37:33That don't stop us helping each other.
37:35Armander's doubled a cunt now.
37:36If that's even possible.
37:38He needs doing more than ever.
37:40You still fancy a seat on the seven buncher?
37:41Fuck you.
37:42We had a deal.
37:43I held up my end of the bargain.
37:45And you sold me out.
37:47Put me back in a fucking box.
37:49And for what?
37:50Because I was going to kill some dumb kid?
37:52That kid is your grandson.
37:53Well, was it worth it?
37:55You feeling good about that call right about now?
37:57Where is that fucking brat?
37:59Armander's the one fucking you over, mate.
38:01Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
38:03strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
38:07Bullshit.
38:08God's honest.
38:09The things this virus can do...
38:13Fuckin' die, Pollockum.
38:15Why do you think he sent you here?
38:17Instead of coming himself, hmm?
38:19You're a sacrificial cunt.
38:21Again.
38:23I guess we'll see.
38:24You don't get it, do you?
38:27Me?
38:28Homelander?
38:29Your old crew?
38:31Everyone fucks you over.
38:33Do you want to know why?
38:36Because you are a dumb fucking twat.
38:46What the fuck was that?
38:56Hey!
38:57You two fucktards of the local soups?
38:59Holy shit.
39:01Still enjoy.
39:02What?
39:03You're a dead socialist.
39:06What the fuck?
39:07This would be stupid.
39:08Now shut your cumbucket and listen.
39:10A Jap and a fairy took off east.
39:12Find them and kill them.
39:13Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses and tie them together like shoelaces.
39:18Move!
39:19Oh.
39:27Fuckin' figures.
39:28Fuckin' figures.
39:33M.M.
39:34Get ready.
39:34We're comin' in.
39:35Whoa, whoa, whoa.
39:36Slow down, kid.
39:38Soldier boy.
39:40He's alive?
39:42Fuck that.
39:43Just how long do we have?
39:44Just...
39:45Yui!
39:45Yui!
39:48We gotta move.
39:50A fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
39:52Oh, shit.
40:11Oh!
40:12Oh!
40:12Oh!
40:12Oh!
40:17Oh!
40:22Go!
40:24Go!
40:27Oh!
40:34Oh!
40:40Oh!
40:43Oh!
40:46Oh, my God!
41:01I gotta drop the dookie!
41:04Get it?
41:05That's you!
41:07Drop!
41:08You're the dookie!
41:30I got you.
41:33I know.
41:46Oh, my God, are you okay?
41:48Is the virus?
41:48Yeah, it's good.
41:53Oi!
41:54Prince!
41:55Oh, shit.
41:55Move!
41:57Go!
42:03You with me?
42:07Oi!
42:16Yui Campbell has a useless cock gobbler like you still alive.
42:21All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
42:23You're kind of obsessed.
42:27Is this the virus he was going on about?
42:29The so-called soup killer?
42:31Huh?
42:31Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
42:34What?
42:34What?
42:40No.
42:41Virus.
42:42Bitch.
42:43I will shoot.
42:44Hot.
42:45Come in.
42:46Your face.
42:47Not, not right now.
42:56What the-
43:18No.
43:20No.
43:23Hey!
43:24Oh, my God, no!
43:24Oh, my God!
43:32No!
43:34Oh, my God!
43:45She's in a hand!
43:47Ah!
43:47Oh no!
43:50Oh, my God!
43:51No!
43:51Oh, my God!
43:53Oh, my God!
43:54Oh, my God!
44:02Oh, my God.
44:28Well, I did?
44:30Very.
44:31Oh, fuck. I wish I would have seen that.
44:33No, you don't.
44:37Come on, let's leg it.
44:39No, no, no, mon coeur.
44:41And until we are certain I have not been infected with this plague.
44:54No, no, no, no.
45:17Yes.
45:20May I have a word?
45:22Wait out there.
45:25What are you doing?
45:26I'm about to enjoy a mixing melt.
45:28There is extra if you want to join in.
45:29No, thank you.
45:30Hunt Trap Supreme?
45:30Cheesy Gordy de Crunch?
45:31No.
45:32Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?
45:33I don't want any Taco Fuckin' Bell.
45:34Okay.
45:35Rounding up all the Starlight Sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.
45:39Clearly the right call.
45:41He's not in the building.
45:41Thank fucking God.
45:43What the fuck?
45:44Why are we doing this?
45:46Doing what?
45:47If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
45:50Homelander sets the agenda.
45:51I just execute.
45:53That's bullshit.
45:54You're the smartest person on the planet.
45:56There is no way you don't have an angle here.
45:58My angle.
45:59My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground tongue-lashing my clit till he needs him
46:05be with Wisman.
46:05All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every words.
46:11Nicer than I expected.
46:13Ashley, she's smart.
46:14She's gotta listen to reason.
46:16Look, I've been there.
46:19Literally where you're sitting.
46:21But that chair isn't a pedestal.
46:23It's a chopping block.
46:25And I can help you.
46:26But you gotta talk to me.
46:32Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
46:35You know you can't.
46:36You're gonna blow out the back of your skull.
46:44Wow.
46:45You're unbelievable, Ashley.
46:47That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
46:49They're arresting innocent people.
46:51But sure.
46:52Let's sage stuff down her garbage chalupa.
46:54I need a minute.
47:02Come back here.
47:03I see a spine.
47:04Fucking use it.
47:05Do I get laser eyes?
47:06No.
47:06I get a psychic fucking tumor.
47:08It's his junior year all over again.
47:10Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because he had your Mirroquai tickets?
47:14And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
47:16Going along won't get you what you want.
47:19Going along is why we're still alive.
47:21You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
47:23At least he had a shred of decency.
47:25That's why he's dead.
47:26First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
47:30I don't need Martin Neomola right now.
47:31You used to love his poetry.
47:33And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
47:35You used to want to do some good in the world.
47:37What happened?
47:38I tried.
47:39I tried.
47:41But there's nothing I can do.
47:42Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
47:45The CIA.
47:46The Pentagon.
47:47They will follow you if you lead them.
47:49I'm not a leader.
47:50I'm vice president.
47:52You can still do some good, Ashley.
47:53We can still do some good.
47:55Just shut up.
47:56Or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.
47:58You want that?
48:00You're better than this.
48:01You are better than this.
48:03No.
48:06No.
48:06So, we're clear.
48:08You're absolutely sure.
48:09Triple check the results.
48:10None of you are carriers.
48:12Humans are immune.
48:13Chance, you'll see that one.
48:15No.
48:27God damn.
48:28I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
48:32It was on you outside of that truck stop wall house on our 23.
48:36Sold your cunt down.
48:38Homeland did it go.
48:39You fucking did it.
48:40No time.
48:46Okay.
48:54Let's run away.
48:57What?
48:59There are over 1,500 inhabited islands in the Pacific.
49:02We just need to find one so remote.
49:05Nobody will ever find us.
49:09You are right.
49:12This virus, there is no contain in it.
49:15No stuff in it.
49:16I do not know how to protect you from it.
49:18Except to take you as far away from here as possible.
49:23Oh.
49:38Mon amour.
49:39You did not see its carnage.
49:41It's too dangerous.
49:43It's dangerous for everyone.
49:44No innocent people are being wound up.
49:46No.
49:47Je ne peux pas.
49:48Don't ask me to watch you.
49:51I think this is how we make amends.
49:55Those lives we've taken.
49:56I think we have to...
49:58Get up every day and keep going.
50:06Oui.
50:28You're allowed to freak out, you know?
50:31This virus.
50:33It's fucking brutal.
50:35I don't know.
50:36For Lockhart, I'd say it's an improvement.
50:41I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
50:45Neither of us is fine.
50:47And we shouldn't be.
50:49And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
50:52Keep your fish.
50:53I'm not letting you die.
50:57I'm going to keep fighting.
51:02I'm going to keep fighting.
51:08Just don't turn it into fucking butcher, okay?
51:25Why not?
51:28I'm late.
51:32I'm late.
51:34I'm late.
51:35I'm late.
51:45I'm late.
51:48I'm late.
51:57I'm late.
52:04All right, Sarah.
52:12Whoa, hey, be careful, sir.
52:14There's a viral contagion.
52:16I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
52:19I'm sending Soldier Boy to test the waters.
52:21Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
52:23You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
52:26I told him to report back.
52:28I told him not to go in alone.
52:29Why would he do that?
52:30Well, it's more like Soldier Doy, am I right?
52:34Leave.
52:35Well, I just, um, gonna be here, so I did this.
52:38Should have been you.
52:39Oh, hey.
52:40I'm sorry.
52:41Leave.
52:47I was swimming.
53:05No.
53:09No.
53:12No.
53:13Not you, too.
53:14Not you.
53:19No.
53:23Why does everyone keep leaving me?
53:28I'm sorry.
54:00This is the night away, this is the night away, he drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink,
54:09he drinks a cider drink, he sings the songs that remind him of the drunk times, he sings the songs
54:14that remind him of the best times.
54:16Oh, Donnie Boy, Donnie Boy, Donnie Boy.
54:24I get no doubt, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down.
54:33I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down.
54:44This is the night away, this is the night away, he drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink,
54:53he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink, he sings the songs that remind him of the good
54:57times, he sings the songs that remind him of the best times.
55:00Don't cry for me
55:03Extron China
55:08I can't go down
55:10I can't go down
55:11You're never going to keep me down
55:17I can't go down
55:18I can't go down
55:19I can't go down
55:20I can't go down
55:23I can't go down
55:27I can't go down
55:30I can't go down, but I still understand
55:33The hell no be me down, I can't go down
55:36I still understand
55:37The hell no be me down, but I still understand
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