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T.h.e B.o.y.s Season 5 Episode 3
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00:00:00Dad?
00:00:00Yes, I would never let anything happen to you or Zoe.
00:00:08Samir's done it.
00:00:09As of last week, that naughty little bug of his
00:00:10is finally strong enough to top homeland.
00:00:13I want you to find William Butcher.
00:00:15We've got an ubervirus.
00:00:17Strong enough to kill every fucking soup on the planet.
00:00:20No.
00:00:21Soldier boy killed my family.
00:00:22I gotta get this motherfucker out of my head.
00:00:24Look, you let me go.
00:00:25You'll be the hero that saved Translucy.
00:00:31Sweet boy.
00:00:32I will be there for you always.
00:00:37Why does everyone keep leaving?
00:00:40Stand up in the name of Jesus!
00:00:43Be sweet boy.
00:01:08Come on.
00:01:08Let's get him.
00:01:08Yeah, he is not supposed to be a damn thing to kill.
00:01:10Right.
00:01:11The sergeant is the time to fight.
00:01:13Close your eyes.
00:01:14Let's go.
00:01:55Let's go.
00:02:14Let's go.
00:02:21Please.
00:02:23I have family.
00:02:24I love emerging dragons.
00:02:26Please.
00:02:28I'm sorry.
00:02:29No one can know I was here.
00:02:35Let's go.
00:02:36Soldier Boy.
00:02:37America's first hero.
00:02:39Defender of liberty, faith, and family.
00:02:42Branded a traitor by the legacy media.
00:02:45Scapegoated by Starlight, who was the real mastermind behind the attack on Seven Tower.
00:02:50But from the ashes of injustice, Soldier Boy has been reborn.
00:02:56And America deserves the truth.
00:02:58Since 1984, Soldier Boy has been in Russia, working with our friends in the Kremlin to root out those sneaky
00:03:04traitors in Ukraine.
00:03:05Turns out Russia isn't our enemy.
00:03:07They're a strong, family-first nation who don't put up with trance bathrooms.
00:03:10We're grateful to Soldier Boy for his courage and sacrifice.
00:03:14And we hope that he can forgive us as he takes his rightful place on the Seven.
00:03:22It is my honor to present Soldier Boy with the first-ever Democratic Medal of Patriotic Freedom.
00:03:40My boy.
00:03:41My poor sweet boy.
00:03:47I'm also very proud to say that this great hero is my father.
00:03:53Hold on.
00:03:54When did you find out?
00:03:55Hold on.
00:03:55When did you find out?
00:04:1140 years out of Spotlight, you still got it, huh?
00:04:16Sage tells me the socials are blowing up.
00:04:19People magazine, they're calling us America's sexiest dynasty.
00:04:24Believe that?
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:32I would never have sent you in there if I knew the butcher had the virus.
00:04:35I wouldn't have.
00:04:36I swear to God.
00:04:37Although I did tell you not to engage.
00:04:39So, if we're pointing fingers, I don't think I should be exclusively at fault here.
00:04:44Gentlemen, lab results are in.
00:04:48Lab results.
00:04:53How?
00:04:55We were there.
00:04:56They all got infected.
00:04:57We watched them die.
00:04:58How the fuck is that Constable Braven?
00:05:01Oh, no.
00:05:03Oh, no.
00:05:10He's got V1 in his bloodstream.
00:05:11Shit.
00:05:12V1?
00:05:13What is V1?
00:05:15Frederick Vought's first iteration of Compound B.
00:05:19V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
00:05:22Highly unstable.
00:05:23Only worked on a handful of early soups.
00:05:26You, bombsite, torpedo, private angel.
00:05:30Stormfront.
00:05:31Who is Stormfront?
00:05:32Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
00:05:34I think you know where's Liberty.
00:05:37Point is, V1 saved your life.
00:05:39And is likely why your generation of soups doesn't age.
00:05:41This is a modern compound V molecule.
00:05:46This is the virus.
00:05:48Its spike proteins bind to the V receptors, kind of like gears meshing, but V1 is different.
00:05:53It looks like this.
00:05:57Nothing for the virus to bind to.
00:05:58You might have told us that before we tested it.
00:06:00V1 hasn't been in circulation since the 1950s, and I thought Soldier Boy was dead.
00:06:04We all did.
00:06:05Now all I'm hearing is that this motherfucker is unkillable.
00:06:10Hmm.
00:06:19Okay, but what about Homelander?
00:06:21Does this...
00:06:22Does this mean that...
00:06:23I'm a son.
00:06:24Am I immune, too?
00:06:25No.
00:06:27Your embryo was shot up with plain old garden variety V.
00:06:29Like me, like every other soup.
00:06:31But if Homelander got his hands on some V1, then theoretically, he'd be like Soldier Boy.
00:06:34Immune to the virus, maybe even immortal.
00:06:37Bring me some.
00:06:37I can't.
00:06:38Why not?
00:06:39Vought destroyed every vial.
00:06:40There's none left.
00:06:41Could a vial still exist somewhere?
00:06:43I suppose.
00:06:44Wait, if that's true, then that means he can use that to...
00:06:46We need to get to it before Homelander does.
00:06:49How?
00:06:49I'm sure he knows all this already.
00:06:51We're fucked.
00:06:52Good point, love.
00:06:53We hit him with the virus today.
00:06:54While it still works.
00:06:56That wasn't at all my point.
00:06:58Look, see?
00:07:00It's the smart play.
00:07:01We draw him out and hit him today.
00:07:03Okay.
00:07:04How are you going to get it in front of him?
00:07:06Homelander hasn't been seen outside of the tower in days.
00:07:08Which means he's probably scared of getting infected.
00:07:11And if you release this thing, he just flies up into fucking space until it's all over, right?
00:07:16So until you figure that out, we have to find some of this v-warner.
00:07:19We don't really have a choice.
00:07:22I know where to start.
00:07:27Wow.
00:07:28Thank God that stuff's in here.
00:07:29Saved you.
00:07:31It's all as well today, well...
00:07:32Fuck you.
00:07:33You knew Butcher had the virus.
00:07:35You defrosted me just to send me into the fucking wood chip.
00:07:38No, no, I did not.
00:07:39What I wanted...
00:07:40No joke's on you, asshole.
00:07:42Because I'm going to live.
00:07:43And you'll die.
00:07:45If the virus doesn't get you, time will.
00:07:47And when you're sitting in that wheelchair, shitting in a colostomy bag,
00:07:51I'll be running a seven.
00:07:53Shitting on Sherry Lewis's tits.
00:07:58Look at you.
00:08:00Just the softest, wettest boy.
00:08:05Hypothetic.
00:08:06You're nothing at all.
00:08:15What more is it, Annie?
00:08:16Are you certain of this?
00:08:18We don't have a choice.
00:08:28You know what this means, right?
00:08:30If we do get this for you, I mean, you and Kamiko could take something.
00:08:33I mean, if it made Soulja Boy immune to the virus,
00:08:35it could make you immune, too, like a vaccine.
00:08:37Yeah, or we could grow a million dicks.
00:08:39Like a poosh ball, but with dicks.
00:08:41Very specific, but look.
00:08:42There's a chance.
00:08:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:47No, no, no, not you again.
00:08:49Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:08:49Zoe, take it easy.
00:08:50Put him away, kiddo.
00:08:51That won't be necessary.
00:08:54At least, not yet.
00:08:57Starlight, we weren't expecting you.
00:08:59I take it Marie Moreau is running late?
00:09:01Marie's not coming, but I know about the meeting you had a while back.
00:09:05She set this up, actually.
00:09:07Did she?
00:09:08Yeah, we need you to tell us everything that you know about V1.
00:09:11You mean the first generation V?
00:09:14Soldier Boy has in his veins that made him immune
00:09:16to the virus you're working on with William Butcher?
00:09:21You can't actually be surprised, I know.
00:09:24But why should I help the friends of a deranged man
00:09:26who murdered my daughter
00:09:28and orphaned my granddaughter?
00:09:32Vicky meant a lot to me, too.
00:09:34And what Butcher did was unforgivable,
00:09:36which is why he's not here.
00:09:37But you're still working with him.
00:09:40We think that Homelander is trying to get that V1.
00:09:43And if he does, he lives forever.
00:09:46And you will be just as fucked as the rest of us.
00:09:50So you're gonna keep droning on like some fucking Black Mr. Spock,
00:09:53or you're gonna help us out?
00:10:00Follow me.
00:10:02Follow me.
00:10:13After you.
00:10:37And watch it burn from their luxury bunkers.
00:10:42It smells in your...
00:10:43You're right.
00:10:44It smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven
00:10:46while Arby's jerked off in the corner.
00:10:49It's V-Bro Mango Thunder Body Spray.
00:10:50Fuck!
00:10:51Everyone, this is Maverick.
00:10:53Translucent, sup.
00:10:55Sup, player?
00:10:57Sup?
00:10:58Player?
00:11:00Starlight.
00:11:00I was a kid last you saw me.
00:11:02He sang at my dad's funeral.
00:11:04Maverick, hi.
00:11:05Um, what are you doing here?
00:11:06Don't you go to Good Dolpen?
00:11:08Fuck that place.
00:11:09And fuck Vought.
00:11:10They're all a bunch of liars.
00:11:11They said a cartel supervillain killed my dad.
00:11:14Mr. Edgar was the only one that told me the truth.
00:11:19It was Homelander.
00:11:22Homelander killed my dad.
00:11:26Wow.
00:11:27Homelander.
00:11:28Ugh.
00:11:29God.
00:11:30I...
00:11:30Fuck that.
00:11:31Fucking motherfucker.
00:11:33I've been saying it for years.
00:11:34This fucking...
00:11:35This...
00:11:36Fuck me.
00:11:37Motherfucker.
00:11:38Okay, so, Maverick, Zoe, Marie Moreau?
00:11:41What, are you trying to start your own teenage kicks or something?
00:11:44I believe the children are our future.
00:11:46Maverick, if you'll excuse us a moment.
00:11:49Follow me.
00:11:50If you want to know about V1, I hope you have strong stuff.
00:11:55V1 was barbaric and unstable.
00:11:58Dr. Vought's first test subjects at Dachau lived in a state of endless torment.
00:12:02He murdered thousands, only to achieve five successes.
00:12:05What is this?
00:12:07Even after Vought defected to the Allies, he kept testing V1 on a ready supply of U.S. servicemen.
00:12:13Why am I not surprised?
00:12:14By then, we were in an arms race with the Russians, and nothing could stand in the way of national
00:12:19security.
00:12:20Dr. Vought stabilized the formula in the 50s, and swept all mention of V1 under the rug, like every other
00:12:26sort of chapter in this company's history.
00:12:27And you're sure there are no more doses left whatsoever?
00:12:30Not that I've seen.
00:12:31You think Vought wanted a paper trail to Dachau?
00:12:34This is every surviving file from Project Vought's.
00:12:37If you want to look through them, be my guest.
00:12:45Zoe?
00:12:46Zoe, wait.
00:12:48What happened to your mom was awful.
00:12:52I didn't know that Butcher was...
00:12:55I didn't mean for her to get hurt.
00:12:58I promise.
00:13:04Promise?
00:13:05You promised that we'd be safe.
00:13:07Then I woke up alone to see my mom ripped in half.
00:13:11I'm sorry.
00:13:11Then I got chucked into Red River because my dad is probably dead too.
00:13:16So go fuck yourself.
00:13:29Maybe if I'd raised you, I could have made you better.
00:13:33You're a fucking disappointment.
00:13:35Disappointment.
00:13:36The pitiful disappointment you are.
00:13:38Deep down, there's a part of you that is still human.
00:13:42You're the better man.
00:13:43Weak.
00:13:44You're my greatest failure.
00:13:45You're nothing at all.
00:14:03Oh, my boy.
00:14:05Oh, my boy.
00:14:07My sweet boy.
00:14:10What is wrong?
00:14:12Why are you so unhappy?
00:14:14My father and my dear son.
00:14:17Everything.
00:14:18It's all falling apart.
00:14:20No.
00:14:21No, it's exactly what needed to happen.
00:14:25Yes.
00:14:25It's been foretold.
00:14:27You're about to ascend.
00:14:29Become immortal.
00:14:30Divine.
00:14:31A true God with the love of the world.
00:14:36I know you think love is weak and human.
00:14:40But who is more loved than Jesus?
00:14:43And why should he have more love than you?
00:14:47You save more people than he does.
00:14:51The one true God.
00:14:56How?
00:14:58How?
00:14:59How millions of people should you save me?
00:15:01Well, then you baptize the unfaithful in their own blood.
00:15:07Rip babies from their mother's womb.
00:15:10Skin parents in front of their children.
00:15:14Rid the world of the wicked.
00:15:16The non-believers.
00:15:20They'll call me a monster.
00:15:22The only ones left will be your faithful.
00:15:25And they will love you in their hearts.
00:15:28They'll cry happy tears that the mere thought of you.
00:15:32You have one last task, my love.
00:15:35Yeah.
00:16:04You're late.
00:16:05Came as soon as you texted.
00:16:07It's kind of far.
00:16:08Where?
00:16:09Russia.
00:16:10Near the border, I think.
00:16:12Anybody see you?
00:16:14Uh, no.
00:16:17What's that?
00:16:24Uh, I caught myself shaving.
00:16:28Trust me.
00:16:29You don't need to shave.
00:16:35Uh, so your, your grandpa's in there with them now?
00:16:39Is, uh, is Butcher in there?
00:16:42No.
00:16:43But they can lead us to him.
00:16:45We can find him and kill him.
00:16:47Kill Butcher?
00:16:49Uh, I don't think that's a good idea.
00:16:51You don't think we could?
00:16:52He's dangerous.
00:16:54Look what he did to your mom.
00:16:56That's the point.
00:16:57He's not worth it.
00:16:58Ryan.
00:16:59It's not worth you getting hurt.
00:17:02I'd kill you.
00:17:05So I'm just supposed to fly away and hide with my dick in my hand.
00:17:07Zoe.
00:17:08Forget it.
00:17:25You think I couldn't smell the tanqueray in your breath?
00:17:30What the fuck?
00:17:32Well, well, well.
00:17:33Ain't this my lucky fucking day.
00:17:36Should buy meself a lotto ticket.
00:17:38I thought you'd still be in touch with your girl.
00:17:40If I hadn't showed?
00:17:41I was planning to nick, Zoe.
00:17:43Text you from a phone and just wait for you to come running.
00:17:46But, hey.
00:17:47Fucking Christmas.
00:17:55Nice one.
00:17:57But I don't break easy no more.
00:18:00Not like Mallory.
00:18:01You're a right tough lad, ain't you?
00:18:03Killing an old lady.
00:18:05I'm fucking off to Russia.
00:18:07So he was right about you.
00:18:10Maybe I should just put you out of your misery.
00:18:14You could.
00:18:16But you won't.
00:18:17And why is that?
00:18:18Because we both love the same woman.
00:18:21And we both hate the same cunt.
00:18:27Look, mate.
00:18:28You can be as pussy with me as you like.
00:18:30But we both know...
00:18:31I ain't the bad guy.
00:18:35Not really.
00:18:37I just need us to have a proper chat.
00:18:41That's all.
00:18:48Home, Landry.
00:18:49Up here.
00:18:51What do you...
00:18:53What in the fuck?
00:18:57Is that milk?
00:18:58Better.
00:18:59Breast milk from the NICU.
00:19:00No, sorry, no.
00:19:01Well, what?
00:19:02You ask me up here so I can watch you swim and tit-jizz?
00:19:05I want to give you another chance.
00:19:06You want to give me another chance?
00:19:08Yes.
00:19:09Help me find that V1.
00:19:10I'd rather fist myself with a handful of razors.
00:19:14Besides, Cleopatra Jones said there's no V1 to find.
00:19:17Oh, there most certainly is.
00:19:19And I am going to find them.
00:19:22Yeah, what makes you so sure?
00:19:24An angel told me.
00:19:26It's my destiny.
00:19:28Just when I thought it was a ceiling of how fucking weird you could get.
00:19:32Yes, yes.
00:19:33Make your jokes.
00:19:34You've been blessed with immortality.
00:19:37And what have you done with that?
00:19:39Drink and fuck yourself numb.
00:19:41You.
00:19:44You.
00:19:45Are a disappointment.
00:19:50You see.
00:19:53I.
00:19:55I'm not going to waste my immortality.
00:19:57I am going to take what's rightfully mine.
00:20:00I'm asking you if you want a seat at the table because you're my father.
00:20:03But with or without you, a reckoning is coming.
00:20:10You know, all I see is a freak.
00:20:12A freak with a bushel of gray tubes.
00:20:17Try some just for men.
00:20:33What's for it, Harmon?
00:20:35I have no idea.
00:20:36It's all over these memos.
00:20:37What do they say?
00:20:38I don't know.
00:20:39The text is encrypted, but I think I can crack it.
00:20:41You couldn't possibly.
00:20:42It's 1944.
00:20:44There's more processing power on your toaster than there was in the encryption tech back then.
00:20:48Give me an hour.
00:20:52What the fuck is that?
00:21:06Hey.
00:21:08Sorry.
00:21:08Just, uh...
00:21:09You might want to lighten up on that Vibro Mango Thunder.
00:21:13That is...
00:21:14That is musky.
00:21:16My dad was in the first campaign.
00:21:18Vanish into freshness.
00:21:20It just smells like him, you know?
00:21:23I'm sorry about your dad.
00:21:25I lost mine, too.
00:21:28I'm sorry to hear that.
00:21:29It's just...
00:21:30It's crazy, right?
00:21:31Walk around one day feeling fine, and then...
00:21:35Out of nowhere, the pain just hits you like a truck.
00:21:37Like, just takes the wind out of you.
00:21:39You guys are trying to take down Homelander, right?
00:21:41Let me help.
00:21:42Look, Maverick, I don't think that's such a good idea.
00:21:45It's really dangerous.
00:21:46I don't care.
00:21:47He fucking killed my dad.
00:21:48It's the only thing I can think about.
00:21:50I know that you want this to mean something.
00:21:52But it's never gonna make sense.
00:21:55And the more that you try, the less sense it'll make.
00:21:59Trust me.
00:22:00I know.
00:22:01What am I supposed to do?
00:22:03Honestly, just...
00:22:04Let go.
00:22:06Live your life.
00:22:07Be happy.
00:22:08Fall in love with someone.
00:22:10I do have a girlfriend.
00:22:12Really?
00:22:13Sloan.
00:22:14She's an alpaca.
00:22:18Cool.
00:22:19Just maybe think about what your dad would want for you, and then do that.
00:22:23That's what I'm trying to do.
00:22:25Anyway.
00:22:26Gary?
00:22:26Yeah.
00:22:28Can I, um...
00:22:28Can I just talk to you for a quick second?
00:22:31Yeah.
00:22:35Stop.
00:22:41Another mention of Fourth Harmony from 1963.
00:22:45Butcher has a scanner, no?
00:22:46He does.
00:22:47Maybe resolution is good enough so we can make out some of the text.
00:22:51Okay.
00:22:51Go with him.
00:22:52Sounds good.
00:22:53I've been watching pornography and I'd like to try out some cunnilingus.
00:23:00I don't understand.
00:23:03All you do is get him on the blower and tell him you want to see him.
00:23:07He rocks up.
00:23:08He chucked the shit in his face.
00:23:10And that'll be it.
00:23:12Why me?
00:23:13Because he won't leave the fortress of Cunutu for anyone else.
00:23:15So this is what you want to talk to me about?
00:23:18Killing my dad.
00:23:20Listen, mate.
00:23:21Is that all you think I'm good for?
00:23:22I ain't gonna treat you like a kid no more, alright?
00:23:24You're done with that.
00:23:26Homelander raped your mum.
00:23:27He's gonna burn everything down and you are the only one who will stop him.
00:23:33Now, normally I don't put no stock in any of that bollocks about destiny.
00:23:37But if anyone's got one, it's you.
00:23:44I throw this virus at him.
00:23:46What'll happen to me?
00:23:50He'll die.
00:23:54I'll be close by and we'll go together.
00:23:58No.
00:24:01I ain't gonna lie to you.
00:24:03This...
00:24:03This is not what your mum wanted.
00:24:07But it's the only way.
00:24:09And it will be justice.
00:24:14You're asking me to kill myself?
00:24:19You wouldn't be the first lad to throw his life away in a war.
00:24:23But you would be the first.
00:24:25To save the world.
00:24:27Doing it.
00:24:39I'll fetch us a point.
00:24:50I mean, no wonder Soldier Boy's getting all this heat.
00:24:52He's a fucking Nepo Daddy.
00:24:54Like, he's not even that good looking.
00:24:56Like, his hair's doing most of the heavy lifting.
00:25:00Like, you shaved his head.
00:25:01He's the gayest sailor in Fleetwood.
00:25:03Seriously, man.
00:25:04Thanks for letting me tag him on.
00:25:06I need a win.
00:25:08Will you just tell me this?
00:25:10Homelander really didn't want me to come along.
00:25:11He didn't, like, mention my name even once.
00:25:18Why do you ask them?
00:25:26Keep heading south.
00:25:30So, like, what's your story?
00:25:34My story?
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:35I was born on a sugar bush.
00:25:37A maple farm.
00:25:38One day when I was five, my parents died.
00:25:39In a tidal wave of molasses.
00:25:41Then I was raised by four geese and an agoraphobic fox in a crystal cave
00:25:44where they taught me the waves of the soil and the salts until Gerald.
00:25:47That's the oldest geese.
00:25:49Revealed to me that he's the reincarnation of Robin Williams.
00:25:52And then he took me on his egg-shaped spaceship to Ork
00:25:54because Mork and Mindy is a Netflix documentary.
00:25:58Orson married us.
00:26:00And the rest is history.
00:26:07Homelander asked you to come along?
00:26:11Personally.
00:26:12Personally.
00:26:22Homelander asked you to come along.
00:26:30Amelander asked us again.
00:26:34Oh, I'm sorry.
00:26:34So he said I got some money.
00:26:42I'm sorry.
00:26:42Ashley.
00:26:45What would you want to do?
00:26:47We could travel.
00:26:48I can DJ in Berlin.
00:26:51Nothing to tie us down.
00:26:53Never in the same place twice.
00:27:00Do you want that for your kids?
00:27:02Of course not.
00:27:03Which is why I would never have any.
00:27:12It's a...
00:27:14You want children?
00:27:18Three.
00:27:19Two girls and a boy, a house by the water,
00:27:21and maybe a Bernardino.
00:27:22Peace and quiet.
00:27:24After all this killing,
00:27:25I just want a place to go home.
00:27:48Here.
00:27:50I told her you were 30.
00:27:53Fuck the lever.
00:27:54Fuck the ice.
00:27:56Here's to the bird who sits on your face.
00:28:03Where did you pick that up?
00:28:04The old man.
00:28:05You're too close?
00:28:07No, not really.
00:28:09He was a...
00:28:10Piss artist.
00:28:12Used to...
00:28:13Lose all his money on the GGs.
00:28:16Horses.
00:28:17And then he'd come home,
00:28:18beat the living daylights out of Len and me.
00:28:21And then later...
00:28:23Laugh about him with his mates.
00:28:25Yeah, he was a right cut.
00:28:26Where is he now?
00:28:28Bottom of the Thames.
00:28:30I put him there just the other day.
00:28:34I only wish I'd done it sooner.
00:28:36Before he caused more...
00:28:39More damage.
00:28:44Butchard...
00:28:46Do you think that I could ever...
00:28:49That I might turn into my dad?
00:28:55I don't know.
00:29:01My mom...
00:29:03Hank Grace...
00:29:05The others...
00:29:07All I do is hurt people.
00:29:10I can't be around anyone.
00:29:16Without us...
00:29:19Without Supes...
00:29:23The world is a better...
00:29:25Safer place.
00:29:32I'll do it.
00:29:44Following the mass arrests of suspected starlighters...
00:29:47Protesters have taken to the streets and slashed violently with superheroes and police alike.
00:29:52It's all so tediously predictable.
00:29:56Insurgency.
00:29:57Counterinsurgency.
00:29:59Liberation.
00:29:59Crackdown.
00:30:00Round and round she goes.
00:30:03Is not a good time to say I've always found you super fucking creepy?
00:30:07Oh, whoa.
00:30:08Hold on a second.
00:30:09I got something.
00:30:10Check that out.
00:30:12So, Fort Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vaught worked.
00:30:15The government designated it top secret and then decommissioned it after the war.
00:30:20Why is that square blurry?
00:30:22That's what the military does to keep classified facilities hidden.
00:30:25Now, I bet you a porterhouse at Lugers, that's what Vaught was testing the V-1.
00:30:29If there's any more left out there, that would be the fucking place to look.
00:30:39Were you followed?
00:30:40Hell no.
00:30:41Homelander's looking for the V-1 just like we are.
00:30:42It's only a matter of time before he found you.
00:30:44We're at 90 feet below solid concrete.
00:30:46The door is munitions gray, ballistics resistant, same as a Norad bunker in Giant Mountain.
00:30:51It will hold.
00:30:54Better hope so.
00:31:03Oh, thank fuck.
00:31:04Won't hold forever.
00:31:05So, we're trapped down here.
00:31:07What's the plan?
00:31:08Wait.
00:31:09Has anyone seen Zoe?
00:31:18All right.
00:31:32It's a solid value.
00:31:34What?
00:31:34No way.
00:31:37I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm now.
00:31:45I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I.
00:32:21Dad?
00:32:26Sorry.
00:32:27Dad?
00:32:30Sorry.
00:32:33Oh my God, sorry.
00:32:37Oh my God.
00:33:04I told you Zoe was dead.
00:33:08And he's the one who killed Vicky, not Holmlander.
00:33:11Fucking psycho.
00:33:12And you all went along with it.
00:33:19I'm sorry, my brother.
00:33:22I cannot allow you to leave.
00:33:27Please, don't make me shoot your papa.
00:33:32No.
00:33:34Let them go.
00:33:35She tried to kill us both.
00:33:36She should grow up like a kid, not like us.
00:33:43Go.
00:34:03Zoe, pick up.
00:34:04Listen to me.
00:34:05Do not come home until I tell you to.
00:34:07It's not safe.
00:34:08You understand?
00:34:08Call me.
00:34:09Do we know when she left?
00:34:14Do the service hatch a few hours ago.
00:34:16Can we get out that way?
00:34:19That's precisely where Noir is patrolling.
00:34:22Well, if that's the case,
00:34:25what are you packing?
00:34:29Whoa.
00:34:29Oh, I've been looking for those.
00:34:36Oro Blanco.
00:34:39500 a stick.
00:35:08My father spent his whole life fighting Vought.
00:35:12And here I am, smoking a fucking cigar with Stan Hector.
00:35:16I remember your father, you know.
00:35:20He was impressive.
00:35:23Over 30 Ivy League attorneys at Vought,
00:35:25and one small-time Harlem lawyer
00:35:28made them work weekends and holidays.
00:35:31Damn fucking straight he did.
00:35:33But he couldn't win.
00:35:36It's why, ultimately,
00:35:39you won't win either.
00:35:40You're fighting an unbeatable foe.
00:35:42You know that, right?
00:35:43Who?
00:35:44Vought, please.
00:35:45It's more powerful than Vought.
00:35:47Or Homelander.
00:35:48More powerful than nature or life itself.
00:35:51It's profit and loss.
00:35:53Supply and demand.
00:35:54The elegant flow of currency across the globe.
00:35:58We're just cogs in a great machine.
00:36:02And we all have our part to play.
00:36:07Say you kill Soldier Boy, or Homelander,
00:36:09or even release this virus.
00:36:11When superheroes go out of fashion,
00:36:12something else will just take their place.
00:36:15Because corporations must still grow.
00:36:21Money must still be made.
00:36:23The machine must still be fed.
00:36:26That is the way of the world.
00:36:31Motherfucker.
00:36:33When this is all over,
00:36:36you're aiming to run Vought again, ain't you?
00:36:39Like I said,
00:36:39we all have our part to play.
00:36:41Mm-hmm.
00:36:46If that day ever comes,
00:36:48I have a part to play, too.
00:36:51And that's to put a bullet
00:36:52in your fucking skull.
00:36:59Finally.
00:37:00Ha-ha.
00:37:02Showtime.
00:37:03Hey, kids.
00:37:04Do you love America?
00:37:06And basic knife skills?
00:37:07Making s'mores?
00:37:08And marching?
00:37:09Then sign up for the Homelander Youth.
00:37:11You'll learn wilderness survival,
00:37:13campfire songs,
00:37:14how to field strip a rifle,
00:37:16and the best way
00:37:17to sniff out
00:37:18stinky starlighter rats.
00:37:20So if you're 8 or 18,
00:37:22you can join the farm.
00:37:24Sign up for the Homelander Youth
00:37:25and be tomorrow's heroes
00:37:27today.
00:37:29Sponsored by
00:37:30Clean Lad Diet Lunches.
00:37:36Who needs soups
00:37:37when we can get fucking kids to do it?
00:37:39Listen.
00:37:40I want you to put crime analytics
00:37:42on finding the V1.
00:37:43It's out there.
00:37:44Oh.
00:37:44I know it.
00:37:46Uh, how many people
00:37:48do you want?
00:37:49Everyone.
00:37:50It's all we do
00:37:51from now on.
00:37:52Also,
00:37:53I want our entire
00:37:54pharma division
00:37:55working on literally
00:37:56nothing but
00:37:57recreating the V1 formula.
00:37:59But destroy the original formula.
00:38:00That could take years.
00:38:01Skip animal testing.
00:38:03You have camps for the criminals?
00:38:04Just start using them.
00:38:06Hmm?
00:38:07Hmm.
00:38:15This is wonderful.
00:38:22Well, hi, Boss.
00:38:24What are you,
00:38:24what are you drinking?
00:38:26What are you drinking?
00:38:34it's an honor to have a great american like yourself on the show
00:38:39i guess it runs in the family huh homelander's father thing
00:38:45the glock huh never saw the appeal in foreign made guns
00:38:50well this ain't your granddaddy's glock this here's a nine millimeter gen five seven round
00:38:56capacity with a crisp fucking break well mine's a much longer barrel that'll proven all american
00:39:03colt 1911 chambered in 45 acp that'll blow your fucking panties off now that little glock
00:39:14that's good for a late night harlem stroll but uh this here that's a certified crop dealer
00:39:19i think you mean an antique i mean a classic you want to give it a try
00:39:25now some can't handle the kick if something tells me you'll do just fine
00:39:51oh you gotta hate it do you
00:39:54i haven't fucked that hard since
00:39:58since i railed sherry lewis on the balcony of studio 54
00:40:01i ain't got no idea who that is
00:40:06hey why the hairless pussy
00:40:09i mean what's the point of going down there you're not gonna get a fat face full of fur
00:40:14was that how homelander likes you like a baby
00:40:20more like a mother
00:40:24but you two have fucked right
00:40:29damn
00:40:31i gotta admit i was
00:40:32kind of just doing this as petty revenge against the freak
00:40:36that's terrible
00:40:38who would do such a thing
00:40:40you shouldn't say that about your son
00:40:43well he thinks he's better than me
00:40:44he doesn't
00:40:47how do you know
00:40:48i don't know much
00:40:49but i can read people
00:40:51and the way he looks at you
00:40:53i shouldn't
00:40:54i ain't never seen look at nobody like that
00:41:03it's not exactly a compliment doll
00:41:05he is the strangest motherfucker i've ever known
00:41:09and i've had a threesome with gary bucey
00:41:11oof
00:41:17yeah
00:41:18someone i want you to meet
00:41:24is this
00:41:26terror
00:41:27well my mom told me all about you
00:41:30you boy
00:41:31where's you been
00:41:31me aunt judy's been looking after him
00:41:34as he still hump everything
00:41:36gentleman of his age
00:41:39well
00:41:39he does his best
00:41:45ryan
00:41:47kamiko
00:41:48wait you
00:41:49you can talk
00:41:56tell me
00:41:57he's all gone
00:42:00where
00:42:01is
00:42:02samir
00:42:02we let him leave with zoe
00:42:03we're not all monsters
00:42:05you fucking
00:42:07monster
00:42:13you touch her i'll never make war
00:42:15so back off
00:42:30we're still gonna go after homelander right
00:42:31not today we're not
00:42:33then when
00:42:34i don't know
00:42:35a week
00:42:36maybe a month
00:42:39we don't have a month
00:42:41he's gonna burn everything down like you said let's just go now
00:42:45not without the virus
00:42:47you said i was strong enough
00:42:48you said i was the only one who could stop him
00:42:50you said it was my destiny
00:42:51i just said that
00:42:52so you'd get him out of the tower
00:42:55without the germ
00:42:56you'd just be another stupid kid
00:42:59on a fucking suicide run
00:43:02same old lying pathetic asshole
00:43:08ryan
00:43:10ryan
00:43:16all right kid
00:43:17this is a halothane grenade
00:43:19what you do is
00:43:20you pull the pin
00:43:20you toss it
00:43:22and you run like hell
00:43:23also make sure you don't inhale
00:43:25or else you're gonna knock yourself out too
00:43:27once all the bodies are down
00:43:28and the smoke clears
00:43:29we'll come out and get you
00:43:30got it
00:43:30i got it
00:43:33maverick
00:43:35be careful
00:43:42hui
00:43:45hey
00:43:45i know
00:43:46i'm sorry
00:43:46it's just
00:43:48he's a really good kid
00:43:50i mean if we find the v1
00:43:51i think we should give him some
00:43:53hui
00:43:53come on
00:43:54how many more people
00:43:55are we gonna kill
00:43:56and then their kids come after us
00:43:58and then we kill them
00:43:59and it's this vicious cycle
00:44:00that never fucking ends
00:44:02maybe we'll never be able to break it
00:44:04but we have to at least try
00:44:13what was that for
00:44:13it's just uh
00:44:17it's been a long time
00:44:18since i've been around someone
00:44:19who was actually trying to
00:44:21make things better
00:44:22instead of stopping them
00:44:23from getting worse
00:44:26you think the v1
00:44:28can save us
00:44:29fuck yeah i do
00:44:31he's at the hatch
00:44:32let's do it
00:44:36yeah i do
00:45:04What the fuck is this?
00:45:06Hey, I got an invisible kid here.
00:45:08It stinks like V-Bro Mango Thunder Body Spray.
00:45:11Here, take him.
00:45:12Shit burns my nose.
00:45:14Maverick? Is that you, bro?
00:45:15You with Edgar?
00:45:17You were one of my dad's best friends.
00:45:19How come you never told me it was Homelander that killed him?
00:45:21Bro, Homelander didn't kill your dad.
00:45:24Who's Butcher's crew.
00:45:26You know, that sus French student, Starlight's boyfriend.
00:45:29What's his name? Was he Howie?
00:45:30They blew him up.
00:45:31Stuffed his body parts in a box and dropped him in the East River.
00:45:34Saw with my own eyes.
00:45:37No cap on God, bro.
00:45:48Does it look like the Deep is talking to an invisible person?
00:45:52Fuck.
00:45:56Fuck.
00:46:00Fuck.
00:46:04Fuck.
00:46:11They were just here.
00:46:16Fuck.
00:46:25God damn it.
00:46:26Fuck.
00:46:26There's not enough power.
00:46:32Slithery motherfucker.
00:46:34Oh, my God.
00:46:36I mean, instant karma, but fuck.
00:46:38Okay, we gotta go out front.
00:46:40Stick together.
00:46:43Let's go out front.
00:46:45Hello.
00:46:45Nice work, Robocop.
00:46:48Yo!
00:46:49Nice work, Robocop.
00:46:49Nice work, Robocop.
00:46:57Nice work, Robocop.
00:47:22Sorry bro, don't hit the player, hate the game.
00:47:29Rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, keep rollin, rollin, rollin.
00:48:00Hey!
00:48:05Mango Thunder, motherfucker!
00:48:16Where's you here?
00:48:18It was you, wasn't it? You killed my dad!
00:48:21Get the fuck off me!
00:48:23Where are you?
00:48:25Is that why you were telling me all that weird shit about letting go? You sick fuck!
00:48:29You're right, you're right, it was me!
00:48:31I mean, cold comfort, but I killed my dad too.
00:48:35You fucking psycho!
00:48:36Just wait, just wait!
00:48:37Look, with Translucent, someone murdered my girlfriend.
00:48:40Not your dad, but still, I was angry and scared.
00:48:47And I, I felt all this, this hate, and I'm sorry.
00:48:50I shouldn't have done it, it's not the answer.
00:48:52It's the only answer, motherfucker!
00:48:54Ah!
00:48:55Ah!
00:48:56Ugh!
00:48:57Ugh!
00:48:59Rhetoric!
00:49:00Stop!
00:49:00I don't wanna fight you!
00:49:01hung!
00:49:11Ugh!
00:49:14Ugh!
00:49:15Ah!
00:49:16Ugh!
00:49:21Ugh!
00:49:23Whoa!
00:49:24You're not gonna fight!
00:49:26Uh!
00:49:27Ugh!
00:49:28Ugh!
00:49:57God!
00:49:59There's Maverick.
00:50:01She got Maverick.
00:50:05She got Maverick.
00:50:11I love you again.
00:50:40Dad?
00:50:42Ryan.
00:50:44Hey, you.
00:50:46I'm really glad you called.
00:50:48I knew you weren't.
00:50:50It's like a...
00:50:52miracle.
00:50:55Like the upgrade?
00:50:56You remember when you took me here?
00:50:58Tended to care about me.
00:51:01I do care about you, son.
00:51:03I love you.
00:51:07I need to ask you for my forgiveness.
00:51:11You already have it.
00:51:13Okay? Let me finish.
00:51:15I put too much pressure on you
00:51:16to fill my boots,
00:51:18and I realize now
00:51:20that, uh...
00:51:22well,
00:51:23that that was impossible.
00:51:27But I do have some pretty exciting news.
00:51:30I am going to live forever now.
00:51:35I don't realize my own
00:51:36legacy.
00:51:38And you?
00:51:39You're off the hook.
00:51:41You can do
00:51:42whatever...
00:51:43Did you do it?
00:51:44Did you rape my mom?
00:51:45What?
00:51:46Of course not.
00:51:48Who told you...
00:51:49Did William Butcher
00:51:50tell you that?
00:51:53Your mother and I,
00:51:54we had an affair.
00:51:56A consensual affair
00:51:58between two adults.
00:51:59Your heart's racing.
00:52:00Yeah, because I'm shocked.
00:52:01And frankly,
00:52:03my heart's breaking a little bit
00:52:04that you could think
00:52:05I would do something like that.
00:52:10Ryan.
00:52:11Ryan.
00:52:12Stop.
00:52:13Ryan.
00:52:17Ryan.
00:52:18I don't know where
00:52:18this is coming from,
00:52:19because your mother,
00:52:21she came on to me.
00:52:25Ryan.
00:52:29Look what came out of it.
00:52:31My son.
00:52:32A blessing.
00:52:53Ah, Ryan.
00:52:54Look at what you made me do.
00:53:09It's okay.
00:53:13My sweet, sweet boy.
00:53:21Look at that.
00:53:51Okay, so the virus is gone.
00:53:54Samir took off with Zoe and Butcher went after Ryan.
00:53:58Probably getting lasered as we speak.
00:53:59And Homelander's got Edgar.
00:54:01He wasn't already close to finding V1.
00:54:03He is now.
00:54:03We are so fucked.
00:54:04Like anal DP1 dude's thighs draped over another dude's boat pumping away on some poor girl fucked.
00:54:08Hey, maybe we lay off the porn.
00:54:13Okay, I do have some good news.
00:54:16We were able to make out some of the reductive text.
00:54:19In 1963, a troop of Boy Scouts was found dead in the woods near this Fort Harmony.
00:54:25The ribcages of their tiny body ripped open.
00:54:33And this is good news?
00:54:34But oui.
00:54:36The files are no longer reductive.
00:54:38Okay.
00:54:40Well, that's where we're headed.
00:55:03Annie?
00:55:04Wait!
00:55:06Wait!
00:55:06You could have died, Huey!
00:55:08I'm okay.
00:55:08I'm here.
00:55:09I don't think if that happened, I just, I wouldn't come back from that.
00:55:12This was easier when I was on my own.
00:55:15Annie.
00:55:15Well, in my time of dying, I want nobody to mourn.
00:55:23All I want for you to do is take my body home.
00:55:29Well, well, well.
00:55:31Well, well, well, well.
00:55:32So I can die easy.
00:55:33Well, well, well, well.
00:55:36Well, well, well.
00:55:39So I can die easy.
00:55:41Jesus is going to make up.
00:55:42Jesus is going to make up.
00:55:44Jesus is going to make up my dying bed.
00:55:49All I want for you to do is take my body home.
00:55:55Well, well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:56:00Well, well, well.
00:56:03Well, well, well.
00:56:05So I can die easy.
00:56:07Jesus is going to make up my dying bed.
00:56:26Lord, in my time of dying, I want nobody to cry.
00:56:32All I want for you to do is take me when I die.
00:56:44Well, in my time of dying, I want nobody to mourn.
00:56:52All I want for you to do is take my body home.
00:56:58Well, well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:57:03Well, well, well.
00:57:06Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:57:10Jesus is going to make up.
00:57:12Jesus is going to make up.
00:57:14Jesus is going to make up my dying bed.
00:57:33Well, meet me, Jesus.
00:57:35Meet me.
00:57:37Meet me in the middle of the air.
00:57:41If these wings should fill me, Lord, won't you meet me with another prayer?
00:57:47Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:57:50Well, well, well.
00:57:54Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:57:58Jesus is going to make up.
00:57:59Jesus is going to make up.
00:58:01Jesus is going to make up my dying bed.
00:58:14Lord, in my time of dying, I want nobody to cry.
00:58:22All I want you to do is take me when I die.
00:58:28Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:58:32Well, well, well.
00:58:35Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:58:39Jesus is going to make up.
00:58:41Jesus is going to make up.
00:58:43Jesus is going to make up my dying bed.
00:59:10Jesus is going to make up my dying bed.
00:59:55Jesus is going to make up my dying bed.
00:59:58Jesus is going to make up my
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