- 7 minutes ago
- #euphoriaseason3
- #zendaya
Is Zendaya's iconic portrayal of Rue Bennett reaching its peak? Dive into the much-anticipated return of Euphoria! Season 3 kicks off with a bang, plunging us back into the chaotic yet compelling lives of our favorite high schoolers.
This episode unravels the immediate aftermath of the explosive events from the previous season. We explore the evolving dynamics between Rue and Jules, the lingering tensions within the friend group, and the personal struggles each character faces as they navigate adolescence and their complex relationships. Get ready for raw emotion and unforgettable performances.
Prepare for a visual masterpiece and a soundtrack that will keep you hooked. Euphoria continues to push boundaries, offering a raw and unflinching look at the challenges of growing up. Discover the new paths and dramatic turns that await these characters in this captivating premiere.
#EuphoriaSeason3 #Zendaya
This episode unravels the immediate aftermath of the explosive events from the previous season. We explore the evolving dynamics between Rue and Jules, the lingering tensions within the friend group, and the personal struggles each character faces as they navigate adolescence and their complex relationships. Get ready for raw emotion and unforgettable performances.
Prepare for a visual masterpiece and a soundtrack that will keep you hooked. Euphoria continues to push boundaries, offering a raw and unflinching look at the challenges of growing up. Discover the new paths and dramatic turns that await these characters in this captivating premiere.
#EuphoriaSeason3 #Zendaya
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:23It is the night, my body is weak, I'm on the run.
00:30No time to sleep, I've got to ride, ride like the wind, to be free again, and I've got such
00:40a long way to go, to make it to the border of Mexico, so I ride, ride like the wind,
00:50ride like the wind, ride like the wind, ride like the wind.
01:19I'll go by here.
01:20I'll go by here, ride like the wind, ride like the wind, ride like the wind, ride like the wind.
01:46I'll go by here.
01:53Fuck!
01:56Okay.
01:56Okay.
01:58Shh.
02:02Okay, I'll go back.
02:08Ah!
02:12Come on!
02:22Come on!
02:24There's a car.
02:26Why am I here?
02:43Fuck!
02:49Oh my...
03:02Oh shit.
03:43Oh shit!
03:45Oh shit...
03:47Oh!
03:49Oh!
03:50Oh!
04:03There we go.
05:38You want a cup of milk?
05:39You want a cup of milk?
05:47Sure.
06:12Thank you, Dahlia.
06:41Thank you, Dahlia.
07:19I just got my permit.
07:34God bless Ruby.
07:37I've never been on the internet.
07:40You know, Daisy, I think you got it made.
07:45But I can't help but be curious.
07:49All the people out there living big, exciting lives.
07:53For better trips.
07:57I tried spots to see you in a heartbeat.
08:00Bye.
08:27You ought to come back out in the spring and meet Dahlia's baby.
08:32I just might.
08:44Oh, shit! Hey, my girl!
08:46Hey, USA!
08:48USA!
08:49USA!
08:50USA!
08:51USA!
08:52USA!
08:53USA!
08:54USA!
08:54Fish!
09:37To be continued...
10:10I don't know.
10:31Hello, Rue.
10:36Where's my car?
10:38I had to leave behind.
10:39I guess I'll just add it to your tab then.
10:43A few years after high school, I was working at a smoke shop.
10:46Can I just get a raw cone, please?
10:49Yeah, for sure.
10:52You keep the change, actually. Thanks.
10:55Okay.
11:07Lori, hey. How are you?
11:09You owe me money.
11:10I know, yeah. I was going to pay you back.
11:13You were?
11:13Yeah. But then, you know, you moved.
11:17I don't really have, like, ten grand right now.
11:19Um, you don't owe me ten grand, silly.
11:22I don't?
11:23No. Um, you did 46 months ago.
11:26And, um, now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months
11:33means that you actually owe me, uh, $43,887,000.
11:42Uh, $43 million.
11:45I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.
11:53And that is how I became a drug mule.
12:12There you go.
12:37Swallow.
12:39I don't really think that's possible.
12:43Of course. Enjoy!
13:00The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.
13:23After a few runs, I decided to bring a friend.
13:51The danger of body packing is, if a balloon breaks...
13:55You die.
14:02What are you doing?
14:05Maybe more than a kilo.
14:08Let's go fishing, brother.
14:09Maybe more than a kilo.
14:16I'm shocked.
14:18Barely...
14:24I'm scared.
14:25But you're too fast.
14:26You're too fast.
14:28You're too fast.
14:54Yo, sorry.
14:56Don't, man.
14:57I can only crunch for so long.
14:59Yeah, I know, but you gotta keep that shit up there, alright?
15:01Read through it.
15:04Damn.
15:05Sorry.
15:06Hey, what the fuck did you eat?
15:08I'm good, thank you.
15:10No, gracias.
15:16Turn the engine off, please.
15:20Passports.
15:26What were you ladies doing in Mexico?
15:28Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
15:36Ruby Bennett?
15:38Me?
15:40Faye Valentine?
15:43Have fun?
15:45No.
15:46I don't know.
16:30Welcome to America.
16:32Thank you, sir.
16:42Laura!
16:43Harlan!
16:43She's about ready to blow.
16:44Get this strainer.
16:46It's in the dishwasher.
16:47My man.
16:49Come on, bro.
16:52Hang in there.
16:53Hang in there.
16:54I got you.
16:55What the fuck are you doing?
16:57I had an accident.
16:59Better get the bucket.
17:05And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how fentanyl is smuggled into the United States.
17:20After Fesco's house got raided, Laurie left East Highland and went into business with her cousin, Harley, and his son,
17:25Wayne.
17:29I'm not saying they're inbred.
17:31But I have my suspicions.
17:34Looks good, mate.
17:36Here's the room.
17:37You haven't been killed or caught yet.
17:41Praise the Lord!
17:44I've done a dozen runs over the course of two years.
17:47Somehow, ended up their number one mule.
17:59You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?
18:03Oh, I think Wayne likes you.
18:08No, he's trying to get out of the drug business.
18:12Yeah, I don't know about that.
18:16He's been saving up.
18:18That's why he's got a lot of money in his safe.
18:23What's safe?
18:25Big one in his basement.
18:27He wants to get into avocados, and you can make a lot of money with avocados.
18:40What else does he have in that safe?
18:43Uh, I don't know.
18:44Important stuff.
18:46Where's the key?
18:48On his belt.
18:50What if there was a way to, like, take off his belt?
18:58I think I can figure that out.
19:01In between runs, I'd pick up extra cash driving for Uber.
19:10I left the old farm down in Texas
19:15And bombed all around for a time
19:18Then one day I found myself staring
19:22At a sign that rips on set and buying
19:26The big cars and the views
19:28The city is crumbling
19:30Crime is out of control
19:32Somebody's got to do something
19:34Yeah, totally
19:38Ooh, up here on the right
19:39Oh, okay
19:42Alright
19:43Let's go
19:44Stay in trouble
19:45Yeah, will do, Batman
19:46I wonder?
19:48Why are we still auditioning?
19:49My wonder?
19:50Hey, babe, how are you?
19:59Yo, Howard!
20:00Bennett!
20:00Open up!
20:06Whee!
20:06Hey!
20:08How was Arizona?
20:09Um, yeah, no, it was great
20:11Uh, just got to hang out with Gia
20:12and she's doing good.
20:14She's like top of her class.
20:15So was I.
20:17I know.
20:18Sometimes Lexi would let me crash on her couch.
20:22It always came with a lecture.
20:24What are your long-term goals?
20:26And since I couldn't be honest
20:27about what I've been up to,
20:29I'd be fake.
20:30Right now, it's kind of just a day at a time.
20:33You have to plan for the future
20:35because pretty soon Uber drivers
20:36are going to be extinct.
20:38It's all going to be automated, like AI.
20:40They're not going to need people like you.
20:43All right.
20:48You know, I met these, uh,
20:50these Christians on a homestead in Texas.
20:53Christians in Texas?
20:54It was a drop-off, but yeah, the Miller family.
20:58I can't stop thinking about them.
21:00There's like six kids,
21:02and they lived on a farm
21:04with like a bunch of animals
21:05and no technology.
21:07No nothing.
21:09And I genuinely think that they were
21:10the happiest people
21:11I've ever met in my life.
21:13Because they're in a cult.
21:15Oh, well, maybe that's the answer.
21:18Christianity?
21:19I just feel like
21:20if I grew up religious,
21:22maybe my life would be better.
21:23Well, I'm not going to be friends
21:25with a Christian.
21:26Why?
21:28Because they're judgmental.
21:36You know, you really should call Fez.
21:40Yeah, I know.
21:42I feel guilty, but I just,
21:44I haven't, I haven't had any time.
21:45I've been really busy.
21:47Yeah, well, you're free today.
21:48This is rare.
21:50Like, I work like seven days a week.
21:52Oh, well, he misses you.
21:54Did he say that?
21:56Multiple times.
21:58I mean, I don't know.
22:00My hours and his hours
22:02don't really line up,
22:03so it's hard.
22:05Well, just, like,
22:06pick up the phone and call him.
22:07It's not like he's going anywhere.
22:09He's in prison for 30 years.
22:13Lexi was working in Hollywood
22:15on a nighttime soap.
22:19Her boss, Patti Lance,
22:21was an industry legend.
22:23Writers are the engineers
22:25of the human soul.
22:28People underestimate
22:28the power of entertainment.
22:32What you see on television
22:34directly impacts
22:35the way we see one another.
22:38The decisions we make
22:40at home, in schools,
22:42and more importantly,
22:43what we do at the ballot box.
22:47Okay?
22:48That means
22:49it's really important
22:51that we get 7-12 together.
22:53Lexi felt right at home.
22:55She was surrounded
22:56by smart, creative people
22:58who cared about the world.
22:59This election
23:00is giving me
23:01so much anxiety.
23:03Unlike her sister,
23:04who's living
23:05in some right-wing
23:06suburban bubble.
23:23She spent her free time
23:24trying to become
23:25TikTok famous.
23:26a doggy in the window.
23:28I do hope
23:30that doggy
23:31is for sale.
23:42Very nice.
23:44It's nice.
23:46It's nice.
23:47And we can leave.
23:49We can leave.
23:49A doggy in the window.
23:57So I go to work
23:58all day.
24:00I come home
24:01and you're pretending
24:02to be a puppy dog.
24:04I'm just
24:05creating content.
24:06There are dishes
24:07in the sink
24:08from last night's dinner.
24:09There are flies
24:10buzzing around.
24:10I am so sorry,
24:11Mr. Nate.
24:12Do not apologize,
24:13Juana.
24:14You work for the two of us.
24:15She is a housekeeper,
24:16not a videographer.
24:17Well, she's good at both.
24:18I pay her to do one.
24:20Get to work.
24:21Just Mr. Nate.
24:27How many times
24:28do we have to talk
24:29about this?
24:31I am in the real world
24:32making deals.
24:33If an investor
24:34comes across a video
24:35like this online,
24:36I'm a joke.
24:37People make money
24:38doing this.
24:38Think about what
24:39you're saying.
24:40What you're actually saying.
24:41How much is that
24:42doggy in the window?
24:44Who's the doggy?
24:45I'm the doggy.
24:46All right,
24:47so you're for sale.
24:48No.
24:48No, but what you're saying
24:49is you can buy me.
24:51It's just a funny video.
24:53Except you're not
24:54a doggy.
24:54You're a grown woman.
24:55So that makes you a what?
25:01A prostitute.
25:04No, I am not
25:05a prostitute.
25:06Then stop acting
25:07like one.
25:07You are blowing this
25:08way out of proportion.
25:09I am growing my following.
25:11This brand might sponsor me.
25:12It's called monetization.
25:14Mm-hmm.
25:19Come.
25:21Come.
25:23Just...
25:24Come.
25:31Sit.
25:38You don't need to worry
25:39about money.
25:40I've got money.
25:42Why have I only
25:43remodeled the living room?
25:44The kitchen
25:45or the master on the suite?
25:47Maybe we will.
25:49But right now
25:50I'm investing in myself.
25:52In the business.
25:54It only takes money
25:55to make money.
25:56Let me chip in.
25:58Oh.
26:06You've been a bad,
26:08bad dog.
26:13Let's go.
26:16Nate had taken
26:18over his dad's business.
26:20How about this?
26:21Just turn him on
26:22and pretend.
26:23Pretend do what?
26:25Work.
26:27We gotta put on
26:28a shower.
26:30Alright, boss.
26:31But what he didn't realize
26:32is how fucking hard
26:34it is to build
26:35in Southern California.
26:37Their wedding
26:38was around the corner.
26:41And Cassie
26:42was dreaming big.
26:45Fuck.
26:46Fuck.
26:49Fuck.
26:50Fuck.
26:51Fuck.
26:52Fuck.
26:52Fuck.
26:53Fuck.
26:54Fuck.
26:55Fuck.
27:00Fuck.
27:00Nah, it's not that hard, man.
27:02Like this apartment, you know?
27:10How's it going, buddy?
27:11Hey, good morning.
27:12Nice to see you.
27:13How's it going on?
27:13Thank you for coming out.
27:15I know.
27:15It's all happening.
27:17I got an A.
27:17Fuck.
27:19Fuck.
27:19Fuck.
27:20Fuck.
27:21Fuck.
27:22Fuck.
27:23Fuck.
27:24Do you know how many baby boomers died today?
27:27No.
27:286,000.
27:30Jesus.
27:31Boomer dies every 15 seconds.
27:33You fast forward 10 years from now, it's a tidal wave of death.
27:36There's only two things certain in this life, and that's death and taxes.
27:41Sun Settlers will be the premier end-of-life transitional facility in California.
27:45We're going to offer dignity and care when these people need it most.
27:49You don't have to sell me.
27:51I just need to make sure things are moving smoothly before I invest in the second round.
27:55Smoothly?
27:56Yeah.
27:57Take a look at what we got going on here.
28:00These guys have been here since the crack of dawn.
28:03Trust me, Kurt, we're going to make a killing.
28:06If Fred ever tried to tell me what I could and could not post on social media, I'd castrate him.
28:11He just doesn't get the online world.
28:14I mean, people make so much money using it.
28:16I don't want to have to fight about the prices of floral arrangements or a wedding cake or ice luges.
28:21I don't think you can make money that fast.
28:22I mean, you can on OnlyFans.
28:25Isn't that porn?
28:26See, I used to think the same thing, but I started reading and it's actually the biggest misconception.
28:32I mean, the platforms used to sell content, communicate.
28:35I'd be the one in charge.
28:36Wait.
28:37Are you really considering this?
28:38I mean, I wasn't.
28:40Not until Nate started nickel and diming me.
28:42So what would you be posting?
28:45I don't know.
28:46Probably the same stuff that I post on Instagram.
28:49So why would people pay for it?
28:52To form a deeper connection with me.
28:54Like, imagine all the unhappy men in the world for just $50.
28:59They could get a personalized pic and text from me saying,
29:03Good morning, handsome.
29:05Thinking about you today.
29:08That's it?
29:09People just want to feel special.
29:15Well, good luck with Nate.
29:20Don't underestimate me.
29:47Are you seeing anyone?
29:50No.
29:53You?
29:54Nah.
29:57You hear about Jules?
30:00No.
30:02Don't tell her I told you, but Maddie told me she's a sugar baby.
30:06A sugar baby?
30:08A hooker.
30:09But there's a difference, right?
30:11Sugar babies don't have to have sex.
30:12It's like carrying a chef who doesn't cook.
30:15You ready?
30:16Maddie worked in management, representing influencers and a few actors, including Dylan Reed.
30:27The heartthrob of L.A. Knight.
30:33And action!
30:47You're drunk.
30:48I just had to build up the courage.
30:56Cut.
30:57Cut it!
30:58Gorgeous.
31:00What if he kisses her and then says the line?
31:03The kiss is the button.
31:07Let's try it.
31:10Spinner.
31:11Kiss her.
31:11Then the line.
31:13Okay.
31:14And action!
31:19You're drunk.
31:23I just had to build up the courage.
31:28Good note.
31:30And cut!
31:31That's a cut?
31:31Where's my iced tea?
31:32That was the day.
31:34Lexi gained Dylan's respect.
31:37Hey, Lisa.
31:57Manny's job appeared more glamorous than it was.
32:00Most days, she was stuck behind a desk.
32:06Spencer's office.
32:07This is Maddie speaking.
32:09Hi.
32:10Yeah, please.
32:12I have Annie on line, too.
32:14I'll take it.
32:18Charlie, how are you?
32:20How's Guatemala?
32:20I was just about to call you.
32:28But she had good relationships with the talent.
32:31How long have a stay at this thing?
32:32Stop patting.
32:33You're getting paid $50,000 to watch a movie.
32:35Do I have to save for a little bit?
32:36Give me a fucking break.
32:40A manager takes 10% of everything.
32:46Five grand for the night.
32:51Good money.
32:53If you're Maddie's boss.
32:57Thank you, Mrs. Marshall.
32:59The first step I get, right?
33:00Like, I'm powerless over my addiction.
33:02My life's manageable.
33:03Fine.
33:04Step two.
33:05Only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity.
33:07Fine.
33:08I get it.
33:09But step three.
33:12I just...
33:14That's hard.
33:15Why?
33:17Because how am I supposed to give my life and will over to the care of God?
33:20Easy.
33:21You believe in something greater than yourself.
33:23That something is God.
33:24God is good.
33:24That is that.
33:25You know, I've never been into the whole believing in God thing.
33:28You know?
33:29Yeah.
33:29But I did meet this family.
33:31And, um, they're super religious.
33:33And just, like, so happy.
33:36And it just made me think that maybe I'm the one missing something.
33:39Oh, religious people are happier.
33:40That's a fact.
33:41Okay, so what do I do?
33:42Just, like, pick up a Bible and start reading it?
33:44That'll be a start.
33:45Yeah, but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there?
33:46Like what?
33:48Ali, I like girls.
33:49What does that have to do with anything?
33:51Well, doesn't it say that, like, gays should be put to death or something?
33:54That was, like, 3,000 years ago.
33:55What, so 3,000 years ago was fine to, like, put the gays to death?
33:58Okay, look.
33:58You're talking about the Israelites.
34:00They were on the run.
34:00That was the main thing, all right?
34:02It wasn't time for any type of distractions.
34:03But being gay is a distraction.
34:04If you're running from the Egyptian army, fuck yeah, it's a distraction.
34:07Ain't no time for sex.
34:08Yeah, but it specifically calls out gay sex.
34:11They didn't want men fucking men, all right?
34:14Okay.
34:14They didn't say nothing about women.
34:17But hold on, it kind of makes sense, though, because the men had to focus back then, all
34:20right?
34:21The survival of the people was this thing.
34:22Okay, so if two men got caught kissing, they just kill.
34:25Oh, my God.
34:26What are you writing?
34:27A romance novel?
34:27It says men who lay with men.
34:30You're talking about butt sex.
34:32Yo.
34:33I don't know nothing about butt sex, but I do know that war ain't the time for butt
34:36sex.
34:37Stop.
34:39Dude.
34:39Okay.
34:40This is before the invention of soap.
34:41Germ theory.
34:43Antibiotic.
34:44Okay, okay.
34:44I get it.
34:45You gotta have ground rules, Rue.
34:47I get it.
34:48Okay, what I'm saying is you could spend all day picking apart these books.
34:51What about this?
34:52What about that?
34:53All kinds of mistranslations.
34:55You know, just taking everything out of context.
34:57You either have faith or you don't have faith.
34:59Otherwise, you can argue about this shit forever.
35:04Okay, I'm sold.
35:06I'm making the decision, God be my witness, that I'm going to read the Bible, okay?
35:11And when I do, I'm going to read every word as absolute fact.
35:14God damn, you ain't got to be so extreme about it.
35:16No, no, Ali, you said it yourself.
35:18Either you believe or you don't believe, right?
35:20So I'm choosing to believe.
35:26The miracles have begun.
35:28Amen.
35:29Hallelujah.
35:42The first book of Moses, called Genesis.
35:48In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
35:53The earth was without form and void, and darkness was on the face of the deep, and the spirit
36:02of God was hovering over the face of the waters.
36:06Then God said,
36:09Let there be light.
36:15And there was light.
36:21Hello?
36:22You're a retard.
36:23Lori needs you.
36:24Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
36:31Hey.
36:34Hey.
37:35Bae, hurry the fuck up!
37:45Ta-da!
37:48Yeah.
37:52Let's move on.
37:53Let's move on.
37:56Let's move on.
38:02Let's move on.
38:12Let's move on.
38:15Let's move on.
38:17Let's move on.
38:27Let's move on.
38:31Let's move on.
38:32Let's move on.
38:35Let's move on.
38:45Let's move on.
38:47Let's move on.
38:49Let's move on.
38:50Let's move on.
38:51Let's move on.
38:52Let's move on.
38:55Let's move on.
39:07Oh, my God.
39:30Hey, man.
39:31Uh, Alamo?
39:45Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
39:50Inside, upstairs.
39:52Take a right, then a left.
39:55Okay.
39:56Don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
40:00Yeah, yeah.
40:01For sure.
40:01Okay.
40:13Okay.
40:14Okay.
40:19Okay.
40:22Okay.
40:26Okay.
40:33Okay.
40:36Okay.
40:39Okay.
40:47The probability of drawing four of a kind is 0.17%.
40:55I got lucky, man.
40:58Is that what you call it?
41:07Yo, do you know where the bathroom is?
41:09Yes, up the stairs to the right.
41:10Actually, yeah.
41:13I got lucky.
41:16I'm all ready to go.
41:17I'm all ready to go.
41:21Ah.
41:44Oh shit, sorry.
41:46Actually, can you help me?
41:49Of course I can.
41:51Yeah, no problem.
41:52Thank you so much.
41:53Yeah.
42:03I'm still sore from my boob job, so it's...
42:06Oh yeah?
42:06It's a little bit difficult.
42:10Well, if it's any consolation, I think you look fucking amazing.
42:16You think so?
42:17Hell yeah!
42:18Alright, there you go.
42:20No problem.
42:22So, how do you know Elmo?
42:25What's up?
42:29What's up?
42:31What's up?
42:34What's up?
42:52Oh
43:12I'm gonna put it on the top
43:14I'm gonna put it on
43:16I'm gonna get it now
43:18I'm gonna beat it
43:21I'm gonna beat it
43:22I'm gonna touch it
43:24I'm gonna touch it
43:25On your back!
43:27Mrs.
43:32She works for Lori
43:44You walk up into my house
43:47Dance with my girls
43:49And you don't even introduce yourself
43:52I'm so sorry
43:57That's mighty disrespectful, little lady
43:59Got that new bash, babe
44:07This light the spot
44:18I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown for a reason
44:23It's my little slice of heaven
44:25Yeah, well some of these girls?
44:28Demons
44:30That's cause I hand select them
44:32Oh yeah?
44:33What business are you in?
44:35What the fuck is you, girl? FBI?
44:38No, I'm just curious
44:39Hmm
44:43I collect the most sought after resource on God's green earth
44:48More valuable than gold, oil, and uranium combined
44:55I'm in the business of pussy
44:58No shit, my man
45:01Hell yeah
45:05Yeah, I done peeped it from a young age now
45:08Yeah
45:09I've seen it
45:11Pussy
45:13That thing between your legs
45:15Got a misty power
45:16So I figured
45:18I'd stand me right by some pussy with my cash register
45:23Ka-ching
45:25Ka-ching
45:28Couple motherfucking shit
45:29Yeah
45:31Aw man, well I came to the right fucking house then
45:34That's right
45:35I'm the motherfucking king of pussy
45:38I own and operate five of the dirtiest, most delectable strip clubs in the state of California.
45:44Fully nude, and I always lewd.
45:48Ain't that right, B?
45:50Yes.
45:52Okay, I'm just gonna, like, lay my cards out on the table here.
45:57That's like my dream job.
45:58Owen.
45:59What?
46:00You wanna be a hoe.
46:02No, man, no, no, no, no.
46:03I mean, like, how would I have a club, you know?
46:07Like, uh, troubleshooting.
46:11Troubleshooting?
46:13Or troublemaking?
46:14I mean, a little bit of both.
46:16I see you.
46:17You're a gay one, huh?
46:23I bet you run them bitches like a nigger, don't you?
46:27What?
46:29You see me?
46:30You got a freak up in here.
46:32I'm begging you.
46:34Hire me.
46:35Come on, man.
46:36Please.
46:38Don't you worry for that crack of lorry?
46:39Yeah, but that's like the worst fucking job in the world.
46:45Well, little lady, that's the beauty of this country we call America.
46:52Anyone can reinvent themselves.
46:56That's right, baby, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right.
47:00Yo, daddy.
47:02Is he always like this?
47:03Look away.
47:04Oh.
47:06Okay.
47:06Again, it's probably.
47:09Let's go.
47:11Let's go.
47:12I don't know.
47:42How's it doing?
47:45It's good.
47:47Great.
47:52Are you happy?
47:55Yeah.
47:56Good.
48:00So, um, can we talk about the wedding?
48:06What part?
48:09Florals?
48:10Jesus Christ.
48:13So, I have an idea.
48:14I'm not spending $50,000 on floral arrangements.
48:18Will you just listen?
48:19$2,000.
48:20I understand.
48:21$5,000, fine.
48:23$50,000 on something that's going to die in a couple of days?
48:28That's insane.
48:29Well, I might have a solution.
48:35And is it less flowers?
48:37No.
48:38Is it less money?
48:41No.
48:42And there's no discussion?
48:47What if I paid for the flowers?
48:54You don't have any money.
48:56I can make it.
49:00Doing what?
49:03So, I've kind of actually been doing some research.
49:06Oh.
49:06And there is a way to make a lot of money really fast.
49:15How?
49:19Onlyfans.
49:27The porn website.
49:28See?
49:29No, that's a common misconception about the platform.
49:31You actually just...
49:32You want to do porn.
49:35Well, if you would just let me finish.
49:37It's really fascinating.
49:39You want to sell your body for floral arrangements?
49:44I will if I have to.
49:50Absolutely not.
49:52No.
49:55Well, then we have a really big problem.
50:00Because I didn't wait my entire life to have a ghetto wedding.
50:07So, what are you trying to say?
50:09That maybe we shouldn't have a wedding if you can't afford a wedding.
50:20I'm treading water right now.
50:23I can't move forward with Sun Settlers until I get the fucking environmental survey.
50:27I got interest rates, the regulations, the planning and zoning commissions trying to fuck me in the ass.
50:32And Kurt...
50:33Oh, Kurt's not sure if now's the right time to invest.
50:37Then maybe it's not the right time to get married.
50:41Baby.
50:42Baby, I'm trying to give you everything that you want.
50:45It doesn't feel that way.
50:46I...
50:49I just need to get to the starting line.
50:52Not the starting line.
50:52What about the finish line?
50:53It's in view.
50:54It is in view.
50:55We are so close.
50:56We're so close.
50:59This is going to be our moment.
51:01My moment is walking down that aisle.
51:04I'm surrounded by my friends, family.
51:09And $50,000 worth of flowers.
51:32What kind of pictures are we talking about?
51:35Pretty ones.
51:54You promised me you're not going to show those in your pretty face at the same time.
52:04You promised me you're not going to show those in your pretty face at the same time.
52:33You sent you?
52:36Sabotage my shit?
52:37Is that what she did?
52:38She put your ass up to this?
52:39I swear to God, I just...
52:40I gave you what they gave me.
52:42I didn't pack it.
52:42I didn't open it.
52:43I had no idea.
52:46I mean, if I did, why the fuck would I stay here?
52:50You tell me.
52:52It's going to sound fucking stupid now, but...
52:55I just, when we were talking, I thought that, um, I don't know, maybe God brought us together.
53:05Yeah?
53:06Yeah.
53:07I mean, I don't want to be working for Lori.
53:09She's got me swallowing balloons the size of golf balls and, like, patting my intestines and going across the border.
53:15It's fucking hell on earth.
53:17It's over some shit I did in high school.
53:18Wait, wait.
53:19Did she just say fucking high school?
53:21Nigga, she's talking about high school.
53:23Lori fronted me a suitcase in high school and then, like, my mom found it and she flushed it down
53:28the toilet.
53:28I mean, I'm not, like, blaming my mom, obviously, because I should have hit it better, but the point is,
53:32Lori came back and she said that I owed her $100,000.
53:35And I have been paying for that single fucking mistake ever since.
53:41So, you know, when you started talking about how in America you can reinvent yourself, I thought, I don't know,
53:48maybe this is God.
53:52Maybe this is the hand of God at work, you know, giving me something to look forward to or, like,
53:58some kind of hope that one day I could, you know, I could also have my own little-sized habit.
54:14So you believe in God?
54:18Yes, sir.
54:24Well, let's see if he believes in you.
55:13If I were you, I'd stay real still.
55:23Oh, my God.
55:36No, no, no.
56:03No, no, no.
56:26No, no, no.
56:56No, no.
57:25No, no, no.
57:46No, no, no.
58:21No, no, no.
Comments