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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S15E03-4
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00:00:12We just left the first elimination, and it's just really got real, like, who's next?
00:00:18It could be any of us!
00:00:20I mean, not me, but it could be any of them.
00:00:22I left a poop in one of your stations, but whom's?
00:00:27I have a feeling it might be me.
00:00:30That bitch honestly would shit in somebody's station, maybe in my 40-inch wig.
00:00:35Now, Miss Robin, I think it's time you spill the beans about you and Miss Amethyst.
00:00:41So, Robin mentioned it in Untalked that we used to date.
00:00:45There was a time that me and Amethyst dated for a short time.
00:00:50For a short time!
00:00:52Scissor sisters.
00:00:53And who broke up with who?
00:00:54I feel like it was mutual. We both had our own...
00:00:56They always say that.
00:00:57No, Robin said you wouldn't text her back.
00:01:01No, I said, she's a bad texter, and I am busy, bitch. Okay.
00:01:07I will admit it was my decision to not pursue things further.
00:01:12Ultimately, I think we were looking for different things.
00:01:14That's fine.
00:01:15As of right now, that chapter is closed, and will not be opening up anytime soon for me.
00:01:23I live for the couple therapy right now.
00:01:26Too bad we didn't have this before. Maybe it would have worked.
00:01:29Lucy, I'm also so happy that you're still here with us. I know you were so nervous there.
00:01:33Thanks, babe. I was really worried.
00:01:34It's hard to hear them say, like, you were underwhelming.
00:01:37You weren't as good as everybody else.
00:01:38I can't wait to just, like, go forward and...
00:01:41I don't want to say prove them wrong, because that sounds kind of bitter, but, like, I kind of want
00:01:45to prove them wrong.
00:01:46I do agree with the judges that Anitra should have won the talent show.
00:01:50Where I disagree with the judges is that I was in the bottom.
00:01:54Oh, rest in peace to my hairline.
00:01:56I am angry, and I'm embarrassed.
00:01:59Before, it was Lucy coming in confident.
00:02:01And now, it's Lucy pissed off.
00:02:03And when I get pissed, I work even harder.
00:02:06These other girls better watch out.
00:02:09Oh!
00:02:11That's it. That's it, bitch.
00:02:13This was the behind-the-scenes at Don't All Me.
00:02:18The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics.
00:02:23And a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000.
00:02:27Served by Cash App.
00:02:28With extra special guest judge, Maren Morris.
00:02:31RuPaul's Drag Race, save the best check we win.
00:02:34The best check we win.
00:02:41You better walk that dog, bitch.
00:02:44It is a new day in the workroom, and I am so excited that I survived the first elimination.
00:02:50I am not the first out, so...
00:02:52Fuck you, Irene.
00:02:55Hello, hello, hello!
00:02:58Come on, Dave, we pranked!
00:03:01My queen!
00:03:03Did you know that in the United States, three-quarters of adults believe in heaven?
00:03:09No.
00:03:10But what heaven actually looks like is still anybody's guess.
00:03:13So, for this week's maxi challenge, I want you to sell us your vision of the afterlife.
00:03:20Or, should I say, the queer after.
00:03:24Now, working in three teams, you'll be responsible for coming up with every devilish detail and selling it in a
00:03:33divinely inspired infomercial.
00:03:37This challenge is totally up my alley.
00:03:39I know a thing or two about how to make a viral video.
00:03:42Anitra, you won last week's maxi challenge, so you get to choose team number one.
00:03:47Uh, yes!
00:03:49Yes!
00:03:49Amethyst, you survived last week's lip sync, so you get to choose team number two.
00:03:55Oh!
00:03:55Yes!
00:03:57Yes!
00:03:57And whoever's not picked will form team three.
00:04:01Yes!
00:04:02Anitra, who do you choose first?
00:04:05Luxemillion.
00:04:06I was like, who's Luxemillion?
00:04:08Anitra, who do you choose second?
00:04:10Sasha.
00:04:12Estidies.
00:04:13Yes!
00:04:14Oh!
00:04:15Who do you choose for your last choice?
00:04:18Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
00:04:19Honor to be a duckling, baby.
00:04:22All right.
00:04:23Maybe you can loan her some false eyelashes.
00:04:27Okay, Amethyst, who are you going to choose first?
00:04:29I think I'm going to start off with my good old gal pal, uh, Lulu DeLucu.
00:04:34Oh, God.
00:04:35Lucy LaDuca, thank you.
00:04:36Amethyst, who's next?
00:04:37Aura.
00:04:38Yes, of course, bitch.
00:04:40And who's your next choice?
00:04:42Spice.
00:04:43Yes!
00:04:44All right, Amethyst, you have one more pick.
00:04:47Make it count.
00:04:49Um, copy.
00:04:51Yes!
00:04:52Sorry, losers.
00:04:54Those words may haunt you.
00:04:58Oh, they will.
00:04:59I trust they will.
00:04:59Oh, they will.
00:05:01Game on.
00:05:03That means you are team three.
00:05:06Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
00:05:13Taxi challenge.
00:05:15We're the leftovers.
00:05:17Bitch, I am not a leftover.
00:05:18I'm no leftover, baby.
00:05:19Thank you for picking on you.
00:05:21Thank you for picking on you.
00:05:22Lucky that one.
00:05:22When I picked Joe, I was thinking, like, who are we going to have, like, fun with?
00:05:25Because, like, if we have fun, they're going to have fun.
00:05:26I think because we have Sasha Colby, I think you need to be God.
00:05:31And you say, they say that God is a woman.
00:05:33And she is.
00:05:34But she's also a drag queen.
00:05:36Okay.
00:05:37God is a charm.
00:05:38It's a double-edged sword when people are expecting a lot from you.
00:05:41But I love a good challenge, and I know that this brain, you haven't even seen all the crazy shit.
00:05:47Okay.
00:05:49What do you think a queer person, specifically a drag queen's, idea of heaven is?
00:05:53Like, what are the first things that pop into your mind?
00:05:55Yeah, I think get your wings and a BBL.
00:05:58That's cute.
00:06:00I was thinking, like, of gay icons.
00:06:02I can do a killer Dolly Parton.
00:06:04And it would be funny if Dolly Parton was God.
00:06:06Oh, everyone loves Dolly Parton.
00:06:08What about facials, too?
00:06:10And then...
00:06:10That's hilarious.
00:06:11I love that.
00:06:12I think we should be, like...
00:06:13I'm so...
00:06:14I'm living for you right now.
00:06:15Your ideas are amazing.
00:06:16I'm living for you.
00:06:18Poppy's just throwing out as much as she can.
00:06:21Lucy's also coming up with some really brilliant stuff.
00:06:24And I'm definitely intimidated.
00:06:26What about, like...
00:06:27You can get any witching on your halo.
00:06:30I'm under the magnifying glass.
00:06:32And I don't want to mess this one up.
00:06:35It needs to be queer heaven.
00:06:37So thank gay icons.
00:06:39Thank gay lingo.
00:06:40Imagine if it was a place for all, like, the hungover bitches.
00:06:43You all know the Housewives, like, season one of Atlanta.
00:06:45But I'm going to say, it really, really needs to stick with queer.
00:06:48I think your mind is going too crazy.
00:06:50If you have, like, a Beyonce look, if you have, like, a Ruffle Coat,
00:06:52you could be, like, Diana Ross and, like...
00:06:53Poppy looks so fucked.
00:06:54It's, like, Beyonce, but...
00:06:55No, bitch, you look sickly.
00:06:57No, no, that's, like, the comedy.
00:06:58It's, like, that's Beyonce.
00:06:59And she, like, it kind of looks like her.
00:07:01And there's, like, a name.
00:07:01And it's, like, it's, like, the cracked out Beyonce.
00:07:03I'm just going to do this for my own sanity.
00:07:05Let me go to the end.
00:07:06I'm going to move you down to the end.
00:07:07If you keep shoving your two cents in,
00:07:10I think I'm going to go and say,
00:07:11okay, I just kind of have to put my foot down
00:07:13so I can finally get my two cents in.
00:07:16We need to get through everything,
00:07:18write it all down to figure out the beginning,
00:07:20the middle, the end,
00:07:21what we are doing per point,
00:07:23and then finalize it on this.
00:07:25Jack decides to step in as the leader,
00:07:27so I let her take over.
00:07:29It is what it is
00:07:30because I can already see where this is going.
00:07:32I think it would be so funny if in the script...
00:07:34I know I'm...
00:07:35Disregard me while you do this.
00:07:36Yeah, let's just, like...
00:07:37Oh, okay.
00:07:37Yeah, like, if you keep talking over...
00:07:39Okay, okay, okay.
00:07:42Um...
00:07:42Okay, so...
00:07:44Being separated from Spice right now,
00:07:45I honestly need my emotional support Bradstall
00:07:48because Spice would never make me feel overlooked
00:07:50like these girls just did.
00:07:52I was not expecting to feel like an outsider already,
00:07:55but it's week two,
00:07:56and I'm, like, kicked to the curb.
00:07:58Like, we didn't try to, like,
00:08:00put it around.
00:08:01She does not look happy with what they're doing.
00:08:03Oh, my sugar is nothing.
00:08:04She's sucking lemons over there.
00:08:05So even though me and Sugar aren't on the same team,
00:08:07we're on the same team,
00:08:09if you know what I mean.
00:08:10I'm like, me, okay, I'm fine.
00:08:12But her, we got to worry about her.
00:08:15So you are team...
00:08:17Leftovers.
00:08:18Leftovers, yeah.
00:08:19Bitch, it is go time.
00:08:20Whatever we're going through in that workroom,
00:08:22we better all put on our game face,
00:08:23smile, even though you can't stand some of these bitches,
00:08:25and let's do the damn thing.
00:08:27Okay, so let's set up the first scene.
00:08:29What does the scene look like?
00:08:30Um, Malaysia leading through
00:08:33with what the drag hackatory is.
00:08:35So you want the boys in there with you?
00:08:36Uh, yeah, we wanted them, like, at the bar.
00:08:39Where's the bar?
00:08:40It would be behind us,
00:08:41and so as they're walking in,
00:08:42and you start handing them to us,
00:08:44we'll cheers with them.
00:08:45You actually take it, though.
00:08:46We, like, be pretending to, like, talk,
00:08:47and then we see her and, like...
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49Okay, this is not gonna be great.
00:08:52Join our queens and have a bottomless cocktail.
00:08:55Time to get tipsy girl too now.
00:09:01Cheers.
00:09:02Oh, wait.
00:09:03Maybe I'm white girl wasted.
00:09:05Let's keep doing shop.
00:09:08Now that we're on set,
00:09:09and I'm realizing, wait,
00:09:10these girls were being judgy to me
00:09:12and completely shout out to me,
00:09:13they actually have nothing prepared.
00:09:14Like, where are the lines?
00:09:16Let me keep doing shop.
00:09:17Keep doing that.
00:09:19Oh, my God.
00:09:20You know it's just the three-minute commercial, right?
00:09:22Yeah, I was gonna say,
00:09:23that felt like a full-length feature.
00:09:25Honestly, this concept is not coming across at all.
00:09:29We are in deep water right now.
00:09:33Hello.
00:09:34Hi, team, Anitra.
00:09:35Who wants to tell me what your vision is?
00:09:37We're gonna take you through some of the amenities
00:09:40this glamorous afterlife has to offer.
00:09:43I don't wanna give away too much.
00:09:45Okay.
00:09:45So, let's go.
00:09:47We got three, two, one, action.
00:09:50Where am I?
00:09:52Oh, honey.
00:09:53You're...
00:09:54Oh, sorry.
00:09:55Where am I?
00:09:56I totally blanked.
00:09:57Where am I?
00:09:57You're dead.
00:09:58Oh, that's right.
00:09:59Duh.
00:09:59Okay.
00:10:00So, y'all think that you will be like,
00:10:02oh, if I had this challenge, I'd be like, so good.
00:10:04And then you're there,
00:10:05and it's like all the nerves just kicked in.
00:10:08And action.
00:10:10Where am I?
00:10:11Oh, honey.
00:10:12You're dead.
00:10:13God, do it again.
00:10:14I know you can do it better than that.
00:10:16She's telling me,
00:10:17I know you can do this better.
00:10:18I know you can deliver it better, so do it.
00:10:20I'm such a perfectionist,
00:10:22so when I get a note, I just wanna die.
00:10:24And I feel like everybody can tell that I may be not God.
00:10:32Hi.
00:10:33Hi, Team Amethyst.
00:10:34Came up with that name.
00:10:35I'm really excited to be directed by Michelle.
00:10:38Since I wrote a lot of the jokes,
00:10:39I wanna see if she enjoys my humor,
00:10:41because while we can be sitting there and being like,
00:10:43oh my God, this is so funny,
00:10:44ultimately, we're trying to make the judges laugh.
00:10:46Let's go in three, two, one, action.
00:10:49Leave your pills, poppers,
00:10:50and lacklusts or hookups out the door.
00:10:52We offer an all-day drag brunch.
00:10:54You could have a mimosa in a mimosa.
00:10:56Cut.
00:10:57So, the comedy is you're in a mimosa?
00:11:00Yeah.
00:11:02Okay.
00:11:11Hi, y'all.
00:11:12Girl, are you gay?
00:11:15Do you slay?
00:11:17Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
00:11:19You need to pop out and go back.
00:11:20Okay, yeah, I'm sorry.
00:11:22Are you gay?
00:11:22Boom, you slay.
00:11:23Boom.
00:11:24This needs to be quicker.
00:11:25Should I make a gagging noise before he leaves?
00:11:27That would be helpful.
00:11:28Okay.
00:11:28If we don't get this amethyst thing right,
00:11:31we're gonna have to cut my joke,
00:11:32and I'm really not cool with that.
00:11:34Here we go.
00:11:35Action.
00:11:36Hi, girl.
00:11:36Are you gay?
00:11:39Do you slay?
00:11:41And are you gagging?
00:11:46Cut.
00:11:48I don't hear Michelle laughing a lot.
00:11:50You know, last week,
00:11:51when I didn't hear a lot of laughing,
00:11:53uh, didn't really end well for me.
00:11:56Let's try it again.
00:11:57Get the timing in there.
00:12:05Tonight, someone is going to heaven.
00:12:07And somebody's going to hell.
00:12:09Baby, it's a new day in the workroom,
00:12:11and woo, the judges are gonna watch our infomercial.
00:12:13I'm excited because I'm very confident with my group.
00:12:18So, Sugar, how'd you feel like your group went yesterday?
00:12:20I don't know.
00:12:21Like, they were just being so, like, serious and, like,
00:12:24it's to the blog.
00:12:25I was like, I wanted to shake them.
00:12:27Like, they were, like, going and stuff.
00:12:28Like, it's fun.
00:12:29It's drag.
00:12:30Because, you know, us,
00:12:30we just throw things at the wall.
00:12:32I'm like, oh, we'll do this.
00:12:33I'm used to working with you.
00:12:34And we have the same sense of humor.
00:12:35We have the same energy and humor,
00:12:36so, like, you're my favorite person to work with.
00:12:39I'm used to being a duo.
00:12:41You only shine as bright as the people next to you,
00:12:43and I was really trying to set them up for good jokes,
00:12:45but it seems like they weren't picking up
00:12:47any of the things I was throwing at them.
00:12:49Like, Michelle was, like, really liking my ideas and stuff,
00:12:51and I, like, felt bad about it
00:12:52because they didn't like my ideas.
00:12:53Right.
00:12:53In the workroom.
00:12:54Right.
00:12:55I'm just not gonna, like...
00:12:58Standing up for myself.
00:12:59I don't know.
00:12:59I don't like it.
00:12:59Stand up for yourself.
00:13:01Jessa, think about how you would stand up for me.
00:13:02Stand up for yourself.
00:13:07Jax.
00:13:07How do you feel about your crew?
00:13:09It was a lot of big personalities,
00:13:11and it was a lot of spitballing ideas,
00:13:15and no one really, like, formalizing to, like, write it down,
00:13:18and so I essentially had to write the entire outline
00:13:22and the script myself.
00:13:23Do you personally feel like you did a good job?
00:13:25I feel like I did a good job,
00:13:27but my role was physical rather than...
00:13:30Vocal.
00:13:30Vocal.
00:13:31I couldn't really tell you Jax's character.
00:13:34Ugh.
00:13:34I think she was more focused on yelling at everyone
00:13:38than focusing on how she was gonna make her character interesting.
00:13:45So since this challenge was kind of around religion,
00:13:49is anyone, like, super religious?
00:13:50I identified as, like, Christian and Baptist,
00:13:53like, growing up in a choir.
00:13:55And then eventually, I was like,
00:13:58I do might be attracted to, like, other guys,
00:14:01but that's something, like, I battled for a real long time.
00:14:05I used to, like, pray all the time, like,
00:14:07oh, God, like, I don't want to be gay.
00:14:09I knew that it was always said in the church
00:14:11to be gay was a sin.
00:14:13So it was something that I was like,
00:14:16why would God make me feel like this
00:14:17when it's not right?
00:14:19It was, like, something I battled with
00:14:21for a very, very, very, like, long time.
00:14:23Yeah?
00:14:25Girl.
00:14:30The whole time,
00:14:31I was really putting a lot of pressure on myself
00:14:33because I just felt like
00:14:35I was going to be looked at as a hypocrite.
00:14:37Me growing up in church,
00:14:38I was so scared that, like,
00:14:40I would be, like, denied or shunned away, like,
00:14:43because, like, we see you in church every week.
00:14:45Like, how dare you?
00:14:46How dare you, you know,
00:14:48be a part of that lifestyle, you know?
00:14:53My family accepted me with open arms
00:14:56and didn't look at me, like, differently,
00:14:57and I'm, like, really, really, like, blessed.
00:15:00My mom, she encourages me.
00:15:01She makes me feel so good
00:15:03about any and everything,
00:15:05and that's the only validation
00:15:07that I've ever cared for.
00:15:09It just makes me want to make her proud,
00:15:11like, and do things for her, like...
00:15:15Ugh.
00:15:16I really identify with you
00:15:17because, like,
00:15:18I had a very, very similar experience,
00:15:20but, like, my parents weren't as accepting as yours.
00:15:23My parents had, like, a lot of homophobia,
00:15:25especially with religion,
00:15:26and my mom pretty much told me, like,
00:15:28if you're gay, you're going to hell,
00:15:29and all gay people get AIDS and they die,
00:15:30and, like, so you might as well, like,
00:15:32describe who you are.
00:15:33One day when I came home from one of my gigs,
00:15:35my mom had found my drag
00:15:36and, like, had it scattered on the table,
00:15:38and she was like,
00:15:38I'm not going to have any of this gay shit.
00:15:39I'm not going to have any of this.
00:15:41It's against what God wants,
00:15:42and you're going to go burn in hell.
00:15:43So that's when I was like,
00:15:45girl, I got to go.
00:15:47As a teenager, as someone who's a gay person,
00:15:48you're already getting it from all ends
00:15:50when you're not around your family,
00:15:51and, like, for me,
00:15:56for your family to be your first bully
00:15:58is, like, a lot to handle.
00:16:00Yeah.
00:16:00So when I was 17,
00:16:02I cut off all contact with my family,
00:16:05and I, like, was pretty much homeless for a minute,
00:16:09and, like, I had to really, like,
00:16:10figure out life for myself.
00:16:12I was 17 years old on my own,
00:16:14and thank God I had found drag,
00:16:15and I went from one gig,
00:16:17which led to the next,
00:16:18which led to the next,
00:16:19and that's how I supported myself.
00:16:21The greatest part about this whole experience
00:16:22is that, you know,
00:16:23we get to gain a whole new family,
00:16:26like, even if we don't feel loved
00:16:28and accepted on the outside,
00:16:30like, we create our own space,
00:16:31our own world,
00:16:32our own community,
00:16:33and we get to become, like,
00:16:34those people, like,
00:16:35that have each other back regardless.
00:16:37Meeting my drag family
00:16:38allowed me to have people around me
00:16:41who I genuinely felt like I mattered to
00:16:43and who saw me for who I was
00:16:45and did not judge me.
00:16:46It sounds so cheesy or so crazy,
00:16:47but, like, drag is my entire life.
00:16:50With that being said,
00:16:51y'all, all that praying
00:16:52and all this crying,
00:16:54thank God it's a gay heaven.
00:16:55Okay.
00:16:56Can I get an amen, everybody?
00:16:58Amen!
00:16:59Amen, baby!
00:16:59Oh!
00:17:22Welcome to the main stage
00:17:25of RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:17:26Michelle Visage.
00:17:27Now, do you believe in love after life?
00:17:30Ru, snap out of it!
00:17:32I will take that as a yes.
00:17:34It's the queen of all social media,
00:17:37T.S. Madison.
00:17:38Hey, Ru.
00:17:39Betty, what is your idea of heaven?
00:17:41Well, I'm a dog,
00:17:42and I know I'm going to heaven.
00:17:45It's full of bones.
00:17:47Woof.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:49And the fantastic Maren Morris.
00:17:51Welcome to my church.
00:17:53Can I get a hallelujah?
00:17:54Hallelujah!
00:17:56This week, we challenged our queens
00:17:58in their very own heavenly infomercials.
00:18:01And tonight on the runway,
00:18:03category is Metallica.
00:18:05Racers, start your engines,
00:18:07and may the best drag queen win.
00:18:10The world is your right wing.
00:18:14Up first, Anitra.
00:18:17I'm serving you on a hot silver plate,
00:18:20Charlize Theron,
00:18:21mixed with Lady Gaga,
00:18:22fresh landed from Chromatica.
00:18:24Did somebody order a lesbian baked potato?
00:18:28Sasha Colby.
00:18:29I am giving you silver phoenix,
00:18:32Miss Universe,
00:18:33going out like a bird of prey.
00:18:34Sexy mother clucker.
00:18:38Selena S. Titty.
00:18:40You know what she speaks?
00:18:41What?
00:18:41Sign language.
00:18:44I'm a girl from the street,
00:18:45so obviously my medal
00:18:46was going to be street signs.
00:18:47I am walking down this runway
00:18:48like the only street lamp on the block.
00:18:52Luxe, noir, London.
00:18:54I wanted to give medal
00:18:55that looked like it was just moving and flowing.
00:18:57I really do look like
00:18:59the notion of the luck.
00:19:01She's ready to mount Olympus.
00:19:03Her Olympus is on fire.
00:19:06Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
00:19:08Well, it looks like she listened
00:19:09to the makeup comment,
00:19:10but she only got it on her nose.
00:19:12Uh-huh.
00:19:13My look is an ode
00:19:15to one of my favorite characters
00:19:16from one of my favorite movies,
00:19:17The Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz.
00:19:18Baby, we're skipping down
00:19:19that yellow brick road.
00:19:21Amethyst.
00:19:22I am looking like
00:19:23this beautiful golden goddess.
00:19:26I feel like someone dipped me in gold
00:19:28and I'm a walking Emmy.
00:19:29L'amazing.
00:19:30Note to self,
00:19:31never perm your own hair.
00:19:35Princess Poppy.
00:19:37Her pussy is on sapphire.
00:19:39This look,
00:19:40it's a little bit of slutty R2-D2.
00:19:42She is a futuristic space bitch.
00:19:47Spice.
00:19:47I hit the runway
00:19:48giving you full
00:19:49Judy Jetson hooker fantasy.
00:19:52I'm hoping that my dog
00:19:52doesn't run away.
00:19:54Gonna need some doggy bags.
00:19:57Aura.
00:19:58I can see her
00:19:59in my rotatis, baby.
00:20:00My concept is a moon goddess,
00:20:03very like Power Rangers,
00:20:04very Thierry Mugler.
00:20:06I think she's trying
00:20:06to squeeze out a fart.
00:20:09Lucy Leducca.
00:20:11The inspiration behind my look
00:20:13is an intergalactic warrior
00:20:14who still has time
00:20:16to go to the hair salon.
00:20:17She's your best Judy Jetson.
00:20:21Jax.
00:20:22I am paying homage
00:20:23to my namesake,
00:20:25Jax from Mortal Kombat.
00:20:26I am coming out
00:20:27with my cyborg arms
00:20:28making sure that
00:20:29these judges know
00:20:30that I'm here
00:20:31to really play.
00:20:31Full metal Jax.
00:20:34Robin Fierce.
00:20:35It's like I am
00:20:36the melanated warrior goddess.
00:20:38You look at me
00:20:38and you're like,
00:20:39oh, I don't want
00:20:39to mess with her
00:20:40but bitch,
00:20:41she looks good.
00:20:42You know where she works?
00:20:43Where?
00:20:44The javelin center.
00:20:47Mistress Isabel Brooks.
00:20:49I love to mix
00:20:50street wear with high fashion.
00:20:52I'm a big bitch
00:20:52but I'm gonna give you
00:20:53even bigger drag.
00:20:54Are y'all on LinkedIn?
00:20:56Is that Dick Cheney's daughter?
00:20:58She's one of the Cheneys.
00:20:59Mistress Cheney.
00:21:00Yeah.
00:21:01Ladies and gentlemen,
00:21:02Sugar.
00:21:02This is my intergalactic
00:21:03pop star,
00:21:05rat stall,
00:21:05on the moon fantasy.
00:21:07I am giving you
00:21:08funkadelic fashion.
00:21:09These are the new
00:21:09employee uniforms
00:21:10for Sonic.
00:21:11Oh my God,
00:21:12that makes me hungry.
00:21:13Do you serve hot dogs?
00:21:15Malaysia,
00:21:16baby doll,
00:21:17Fox.
00:21:18I'm giving
00:21:19metal goddess.
00:21:20The chains are
00:21:21draping from the hips.
00:21:23I am giving waist,
00:21:24I am giving face.
00:21:26girl,
00:21:27you're gonna set
00:21:27the metal detector off.
00:21:32Welcome queens.
00:21:33It's time
00:21:34for your heavenly commercials.
00:21:36First up,
00:21:37team Anitra.
00:21:38They say
00:21:39God is a woman.
00:21:40And I am.
00:21:42And I'm also
00:21:42a drag queen
00:21:43and your personal guide
00:21:44to life's
00:21:45ultimate after party.
00:21:47Ah!
00:21:52Where am I?
00:21:53You're dead.
00:21:54One minute I was
00:21:55jumping off a box
00:21:56and I died a local girl?
00:21:58Here,
00:21:59every drag queen
00:22:00is a superstar.
00:22:01Let me show you
00:22:02our amenities.
00:22:04Here in paradise,
00:22:05each and every one
00:22:06of our little drag
00:22:07superstars
00:22:08gets a complimentary
00:22:09consultation
00:22:09with a licensed
00:22:11drag queen therapist.
00:22:13Okay, sweetheart,
00:22:14you are perfect,
00:22:15you are beautiful,
00:22:16you look like
00:22:16Linda Evangelista,
00:22:17and in my professional opinion,
00:22:18you are wearing
00:22:19just enough makeup.
00:22:21Yes.
00:22:21Wow,
00:22:22that's so nice
00:22:23of you to do all that.
00:22:24But where's the party?
00:22:25I want to turn up!
00:22:26I got just the place.
00:22:29After a lifetime
00:22:30of busting this back,
00:22:32I'm finally doing
00:22:33something that I love.
00:22:34Absolutely nothing!
00:22:36Just watch.
00:22:40Oh my God!
00:22:42Watch out!
00:22:43You mean to tell me
00:22:44that they're tipping her
00:22:45all that cointana
00:22:45for doing nothing?
00:22:46What is this place?
00:22:48Uh,
00:22:49look over there!
00:22:51We offer
00:22:52complimentary
00:22:53plastic surgery
00:22:54to keep you
00:22:55in your bag.
00:22:56I want some of that!
00:22:57I want some of that!
00:22:58Oh, don't worry, honey.
00:22:59You'll get some of that.
00:23:02So aren't you
00:23:03living for this afterlife?
00:23:05Hello,
00:23:06I'm Selena.
00:23:07I looked into the light
00:23:09and found myself here
00:23:11at...
00:23:12Where am I again?
00:23:15Palm's brain!
00:23:16The afterlife
00:23:18is in Palm Springs
00:23:19where drag queens
00:23:20go to die.
00:23:21Cheers!
00:23:25Next up,
00:23:27Team Amethyst.
00:23:28Hey, girl.
00:23:30Are you gay?
00:23:32Do you slay?
00:23:35And are you gagging?
00:23:42Well, do we have
00:23:43the place for you.
00:23:44Follow us
00:23:45over the rainbow.
00:23:47It's heaven
00:23:47for fa...
00:23:48queer people.
00:23:50Located between
00:23:51clouds 6 and 9,
00:23:52all you need to do
00:23:53is follow the dirt road
00:23:54up to the juice spot.
00:23:56I mean...
00:23:57God spot.
00:23:59It's a luxury resort
00:24:01that includes
00:24:02cheek filler
00:24:03and...
00:24:05Cheek filler.
00:24:06Anal bleaching
00:24:08on your halo.
00:24:10And of course,
00:24:12facials.
00:24:17And facials.
00:24:20Leave your pills,
00:24:22poppers,
00:24:22and bad hookups
00:24:23out the door
00:24:24because here
00:24:25we have all the fun
00:24:25you'll ever need.
00:24:27We offer an all-day
00:24:28drag brunch.
00:24:29You can have a mimosa
00:24:30in a mimosa.
00:24:31And best part of all,
00:24:33an exclusive meet and greet
00:24:35with God.
00:24:36Oh, hi to y'all.
00:24:37It's me,
00:24:38Dolly Partey.
00:24:39Now, if you'd like to join us
00:24:40over the rainbow,
00:24:41just call 1-800-925.
00:24:49And now,
00:24:50Team Leftovers.
00:24:53I think she tried
00:24:54to death drop
00:24:55and she just dropped dead.
00:24:56Oh, my God.
00:24:58Are you guys drag queens?
00:24:59I'm a drag hack
00:25:00and I love the BLT community.
00:25:02Well, honey,
00:25:03you've come to the right place.
00:25:04Welcome to Drag Hagatory.
00:25:07Here we have
00:25:08bottomless cocktails,
00:25:11eternal lip syncs,
00:25:12and endless meet and greets.
00:25:15Can you, like,
00:25:15do my makeup first?
00:25:16My makeup artist is gay
00:25:17and I love James Charles.
00:25:19Of course.
00:25:20Yay!
00:25:21Let's go over here
00:25:22to the bar
00:25:22and have a drink
00:25:23with the girls.
00:25:23Freak up.
00:25:24Come on, girls.
00:25:25Don't forget you have another one
00:25:25right here.
00:25:26It's so nice.
00:25:27Cheers, babe.
00:25:28Oh, no.
00:25:29I think I'm white girl
00:25:30is dead.
00:25:34Robin,
00:25:35Jax,
00:25:36the time has come
00:25:37for you to lip sync
00:25:38for your after life.
00:25:43Oh, my God.
00:25:44You guys are fierce.
00:25:45You're sickening mama.
00:25:46Play the house down.
00:25:47Hunty, boo.
00:25:48Do it again.
00:25:49Do it again.
00:25:50Again?
00:25:51Yeah, it's back.
00:25:52You want to go?
00:25:52Oh, my God.
00:25:53The queens from Rupaulah.
00:25:54We have Selkie, Eureka,
00:25:56Shangela,
00:25:56and Jade as in her.
00:25:58Say the line.
00:25:59Say the line.
00:25:59Girl, just go with it.
00:26:00Munch, munch.
00:26:01Crunch, crunch.
00:26:03Proportionizing.
00:26:04Shablam.
00:26:05Look over there.
00:26:06Oh, my God.
00:26:07You guys have to take a picture, baby.
00:26:08Okay, one, two, three.
00:26:10Okay, bye.
00:26:11It was so nice meeting you.
00:26:12Wait, one more.
00:26:12One more picture.
00:26:14One more picture.
00:26:17Give us a call.
00:26:18This could be heaven for you and...
00:26:20Hell for us.
00:26:21It was the best day ever.
00:26:23I love drag queens.
00:26:25We'll see you soon.
00:26:26Give us a call.
00:26:31All right.
00:26:32This week, you competed as teams,
00:26:34but tonight, you'll be judged individually.
00:26:38Welcome, queens.
00:26:40I've made some decisions.
00:26:42Anitra.
00:26:44Selena Estites.
00:26:46Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
00:26:48Spice.
00:26:49Ora Mayari.
00:26:51Robin Fierce.
00:26:53Mistress Isabel Brooks.
00:26:55Sugar.
00:26:56Malaysia Baby Doll Fox.
00:27:00You are all safe.
00:27:04Ladies, you may leave the stage.
00:27:11Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
00:27:14Starting with Sasha Colby.
00:27:17You were a joy to direct.
00:27:19Anytime I gave you anything, you listened.
00:27:21Every time you did the next thing, I laughed.
00:27:25Because it is so stupid.
00:27:27I love this look, honey.
00:27:29It's giving me very metallic phoenix rising from the ashes.
00:27:34I personally expect a lot from you, Sasha.
00:27:37So, so far, you've been off to a very strong start.
00:27:41Up next, we've got Luxe Noir London.
00:27:44Hi.
00:27:45I love your outfit.
00:27:46Hands down, my favorite look of the night.
00:27:48In the afterlife, I thought you were wonderful.
00:27:51You are wearing just enough makeup.
00:27:53You have the gayness to you that is gayer than gay.
00:27:56And you just gave me psychiatrist realness, darling.
00:28:01And you ate it up.
00:28:02Up next, amethyst.
00:28:04If you're going to do the lewd thing, I feel like it has to land.
00:28:07And I kind of feel like they went too long and they didn't land.
00:28:10And they just got kind of awkward.
00:28:12Yeah, I agree.
00:28:12I love blue humor.
00:28:14It just wasn't funny enough.
00:28:16I want to give you a tip on contouring your nose.
00:28:18You have a beautiful nose.
00:28:21Can I politely disagree?
00:28:23Of course you will.
00:28:24I love your nose.
00:28:25But the way you contour it is too dark.
00:28:28Okay.
00:28:28You don't need to make it thin.
00:28:29It's like you're trying to hide it.
00:28:30I am.
00:28:31Don't.
00:28:32That's what makes you different.
00:28:34Yeah.
00:28:35I'm a nose queen, too.
00:28:36I fucking love your nose.
00:28:38It's gorgeous.
00:28:40Up next, Princess Poppy.
00:28:42In the infomercial, I kept losing you.
00:28:45And it's kind of like the kiss of death.
00:28:46You don't want to be lost in these things.
00:28:49The runway look is nice.
00:28:51It's simple.
00:28:53But look at the rest of the girls next to you.
00:28:55Girl, you need to be sparkling and more over the top.
00:28:58You got to step your pussy up a bit.
00:29:00Up next, Lucy LaDuca.
00:29:02For your challenge, you killed it.
00:29:04Nine, two, five.
00:29:06You wore Miss Dolly out.
00:29:07Yeah.
00:29:07You did something very smart.
00:29:09You know that you can do Dolly.
00:29:11And it was very funny.
00:29:12It was my favorite part of that infomercial.
00:29:14I love this, like, rainbow Judy Jetson look.
00:29:18Because a lot of people went, like, gold or silver.
00:29:20And you were like, I want all of it.
00:29:22You were in the bottom last week.
00:29:24And here you are tonight looking fabulous.
00:29:26And I look forward to more of Lucy LaDuca.
00:29:29Hey.
00:29:30Up next, Jax.
00:29:32In your infomercial.
00:29:33I think I was distracted by what was going on visually.
00:29:36With the way that you don't pad and don't cinch.
00:29:40Your look was all over the place.
00:29:42Girl, what's going on with her eye makeup and what's going on with her hair?
00:29:45Like, what's the team?
00:29:46I did not want to go to that heaven.
00:29:48However, your runway look tonight is incredible.
00:29:51I thought it was very, like, MTV VMA award show performance look.
00:29:57The infomercial you were in, it was very confusing.
00:30:00What was your input in the infomercial?
00:30:02I probably had, in the writing, one of the larger parts.
00:30:06Most of my team just kind of kept spitballing ideas.
00:30:08And there wasn't a lot of organization to it.
00:30:10I don't remember any of your lines.
00:30:12What were your lines?
00:30:13Some of them got lost as some of the other girls were improv-ing a bit.
00:30:17And some of the cues were missed.
00:30:19And my lines wouldn't have made sense if they were said with the...
00:30:23Sure.
00:30:23Yeah.
00:30:26Thank you, ladies.
00:30:27While you enjoy delicious House of Love cocktails and mocktails in the workroom,
00:30:33the judges and I will deliberate.
00:30:38Welcome back, ladies.
00:30:39Ladies, I've made some decisions.
00:30:43Lucy LaDuca, you're safe.
00:30:47You may join the other girls.
00:30:51Luxe Noir London, you are safe.
00:30:55Thank you so much.
00:30:57Sasha Colby, you cracked the code.
00:31:03Indragulations.
00:31:03You are the winner of this week's challenge.
00:31:07I just won the challenge.
00:31:10You've won a cash prize of 5,000 doulas.
00:31:14I don't want some cash, bitch.
00:31:16I can pay for my fucking costume.
00:31:21Amethyst.
00:31:22Princess Puppy, Jax.
00:31:24We are all rooting for you.
00:31:27But y'all better step your pussy up.
00:31:32Jax.
00:31:35You are safe.
00:31:39You may join the other girls.
00:31:40Thank you so much.
00:31:41I won't disappoint you again.
00:31:43Princess Puppy, Amethyst.
00:31:46I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.
00:31:51Are we doing this again?
00:31:52No, I don't want to do it again.
00:31:55Two queens stand before me.
00:31:58Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
00:32:03The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
00:32:16Good luck and don't fuck it up.
00:32:26Mother's call.
00:32:32Bitch, Diana Ross is like RuPaul's idol.
00:32:35You can't mess this up.
00:32:39If you need me, call me.
00:32:43No matter where you are.
00:32:45No matter how far.
00:32:47Just call my name.
00:32:49I'll be there to hurry.
00:32:51A life you can depend and never work.
00:32:53No way, no way, no way, no way.
00:32:57No winter's cold.
00:32:59At first, I'm giving a little bit of Diana Ross.
00:33:02Oh, baby, baby, baby.
00:33:04And then I start to really show who Princess Puppy is.
00:33:08Ain't no fountain.
00:33:09Woo!
00:33:10Ain't no valley, no way.
00:33:11Ain't no valley, no way.
00:33:12Ain't no valley, no way.
00:33:13I am showing my little Princess Puppy pussy up.
00:33:17Ain't no house in my life, girl.
00:33:20Nothing to keep in.
00:33:21Come on, girl.
00:33:21Keep in the mood.
00:33:23Ain't no house in my life, girl.
00:33:27Nothing to keep in.
00:33:28Keep in the mood.
00:33:35Woo!
00:33:36What do we do?
00:33:40Is this a meet and greet?
00:33:40What's happening?
00:33:43Normally, I would take the comedic route and be silly and goofy,
00:33:47but it's Diana Ross.
00:33:48Ain't no mountain high.
00:33:50Ain't no mountain high.
00:33:51Ain't no mountain high.
00:33:51Ain't no mountain high.
00:33:52Ain't no mountain high.
00:33:53Ain't no mountain high.
00:33:55Ain't no mountain high.
00:33:56Ain't no mountain high.
00:33:59Ain't no mountain high.
00:34:01Ain't no mountain high.
00:34:03Ain't no mountain high.
00:34:05Ain't no mountain high.
00:34:07Ain't no mountain high.
00:34:08Ain't no mountain high.
00:34:10Ain't no mountain high.
00:34:19Ain't no mountain high.
00:34:22Ain't no mountain high.
00:34:24Ain't no mountain high.
00:34:25Ain't no mountain high.
00:34:29you may join the other girls thank you
00:34:36princess we love you poppy now sashay away thank you so much all of you
00:34:52i was not shocked to hear that i was in the bottom i agreed with what the judges were saying
00:34:56and now i can move on and open my uh my meth making business cut that
00:35:05contragulate
00:35:05the hell you gonna love somebody else can i get an amen up in here
00:35:13all right now let the music play
00:35:18what a lip sync guys
00:35:21baby we are back in the work room without miss poppy
00:35:25and it feels good
00:35:28i'm so happy that it wasn't me
00:35:31i'm gagged that i'm still here y'all um you know
00:35:35of course i'm feeling a little unsure of myself
00:35:37have i ever been funny have i been not funny this whole time
00:35:41i'm known for my comedic timing so to hear that that's the one thing that i messed up
00:35:45it's devastating
00:35:48all right bitches y'all are always together how do you feel to like work separate from each other
00:35:52i think my group might have got annoyed at me because i'm used to working with spice and y'all
00:35:57know us we're throwing ideas we're having fun but then i had to check it in my group because
00:36:01not everyone works that way i mean i can be a little annoying sometimes i can be too much but
00:36:07you know what i'm done with apologizing for being too much like whatever let me own it
00:36:10can i just say congratulations to you
00:36:13yes please
00:36:15my dog's got a few tricks up in her sleeves honey watch out
00:36:19i feel pretty good to have been in the top two i would like to say it's the top two
00:36:24let's go with that okay okay so what's the rank i would say third second first
00:36:31i think first second first second okay i don't care what luck says i really slayed this challenge
00:36:41and what i really want is a win okay so it's been a very long day and i definitely want
00:36:47to get out
00:36:47of this almost winning look so onward hoes onward i'm sitting pretty on top winning but i feel like
00:36:56some of the girls are feeling the pressure to be seen and i'm telling you right now y'all ain't
00:37:01taking my spot is this what winning feels like
00:37:09the winner of rupaul's drag race receives a one-year supply of anastasia beverly hills cosmetics and a
00:37:15gag worthy grand prize of two hundred thousand dollars served by cash out with extra special guest
00:37:21amandla stanberg
00:37:30another day of trauma it's a new day in the work room and it's a new day of me
00:37:36being crazy now amethyst i'm curious do you play baseball because you know three strikes and you're
00:37:41out
00:37:43because i know you didn't think of that i'm not that ready it was mrs
00:37:52hello hello hello
00:37:53oh you better come through med gala
00:37:58lady kids when it comes to charisma uniqueness nerve and talent too much is never enough that is right so
00:38:06for this week's maxi challenge we'll be serving a double helping of the snatch game
00:38:14did she say snatch game
00:38:21this season's snatch game is going to be longer thicker and juicier than ever before
00:38:28oh my god oh for the first time in drag race herstory we'll be playing the game in two rounds
00:38:35with two different casts of characters
00:38:38now i'm gonna split this snatch game right down the middle everyone who lined up on the left you'll
00:38:46play in the first snatch game and everyone who lined up on the right you'll play in the second snatch
00:38:51game y'all know the rules you impersonate a celebrity that will make me laugh my yes off
00:38:58i do all this shit but i don't do impersonations so i'm literally shaking racers start your engines
00:39:06and may the best drag queen win make it work signer make it work you know it is a known
00:39:12fact that
00:39:13snatch game happens every season no drag queen is sure not what are you doing in jan crouch okay who
00:39:21are
00:39:21you doing amanda lapora does it make you nervous that trinity's already done it before no because
00:39:25she didn't do that kind of a job good words not mine are you going to do dolly because it
00:39:31was such
00:39:31a success no i mean i already showed my dolly and i'm actually even more so known for my joan
00:39:35rivers
00:39:36joan is an absolute icon and i'm really staking my name on this so the pressure is on me i
00:39:42feel like
00:39:42i was like born to be mighty cyrus in snatch games so that's what's happening here doesn't bring a bell
00:39:48yeah sugar what are you doing internet pop star sensation trisha paytas no way and i know
00:39:54internet people always bomb into obliviation but you know sugar's here to change that
00:39:59i'm landing on doing trisha paytas for snatch game the one and only meme queen internet troll
00:40:03of our generation no one is safe she's gonna interrupt everything i know i am taking a risk
00:40:08i'm just hoping it pays off i'm winning i'm winning battle of the girls have it and now sugar and
00:40:15spice are here to snatch up snatch games they're in the same group huh yeah it is going to be
00:40:19a
00:40:20little bit chaotic with them i can sense that yeah who are you doing i'm doing the coconut water
00:40:26connoisseur bretman rocks yes bretman rock is a youtube star he's just really over the top he's
00:40:34filipino and i could relate to him what you know i am going to be the plus-size diva lesbian
00:40:39comedian
00:40:39rosie o'donnell okay so i'm gonna channel my inner new yorker who are you doing saucy santana
00:40:45i feel like i could relate to saucy santana because he's like very good bougie if y'all don't know
00:40:51who saucy santana is go on your computer and type in material girl saucy santana is a rapper he's very
00:40:56flamboyant and he represents for the community so i live is this a pregnant tummy yeah yeah who is this
00:41:03the virgin marie you're doing the virgin mary yeah bc before christ oh my god my take on the virgin
00:41:10mary is uh horny virgin not overtly blasphemous but like just enough i don't know i'm nervous
00:41:17who knows what's gonna happen oh you see god is god is punishing me
00:41:25oh my god is god trying to tell me not to do the virgin mary
00:41:31live from hollywood it's the supersize snatch game with your host ru paul welcome everybody
00:41:40let's hear from our contestants now he's been on drag race for six seasons say hello to bruno
00:41:48hi you look great thank you i'm so excited to be here and you may remember our next contestant
00:41:53as diesel o'hara in the daytona winds hi calyx hi ruth are y'all ready to meet our stars
00:42:01i know you
00:42:01are first up fashion guru tim gunn is here what are the fashion trends we should be looking out for
00:42:09i mean the only fashion trends that i'm looking out for this season are some vetoes over there if you
00:42:14know what i mean
00:42:18next up new york nightlife superstar hello amanda laporte
00:42:25oh i'm so sorry i was answering with my other pair of laughs
00:42:30now it's the other material girl saucy santana you call me a gummy today gummy what does that mean
00:42:38self-explanatory no teeth up next it's rosie o'donnell hey rapport nice to see a fellow lesbian in a
00:42:47suit you look sharp
00:42:52next up we have chef gordon ramsay's sister hello hello it's gorgina gorgina gorgina yes now where are you
00:43:01from i'm from nevada yes i can hear it in your accent now we're moving on down to real housewife
00:43:11karen huger hello karen what are you spending those millions on i mean my marriage is an institution and
00:43:17i have to keep my husband happy so it's real tight down here oh are you spending the money on
00:43:22vaginal
00:43:22rejuvenation the lips always need to be on point rupaul i like the way you think thank you darling
00:43:28all right let's move on down to someone who does not need an introduction hello virgin mary
00:43:34i haven't seen you since our last supper how are you oh my god are you still a virgin of
00:43:39course oh how
00:43:40dare you no i'm saving myself for the lord okay i'm just really horny listen is that mary or the
00:43:46jersey
00:43:46who are michelle facade i can't believe what i'm hearing blasphemous sweetheart you're right it is
00:43:51blasphemous isn't it all right y'all are you guys ready to play the game very much ready yes
00:43:58oh good all right here we go bruno candy muse is coming out with a line of edible underwear bad
00:44:05news
00:44:05it tastes like blank celebrities go ahead and write your answers bruno what say you candy muse
00:44:16all right let's go to our celebrities and see if you've got a match what say you tim gunn i'm
00:44:21familiar with the work of miss muse yeah candy muse is um eccentric but sassy uh professional but
00:44:29profound and most importantly she has a pretty sloppy list so i said saliva honey okay not a match for
00:44:38you bruno we're looking for candy muse gorginia ramsay have you said edible underwear edible
00:44:47underwear yes yes yes i guess she wears them on her god a insightful place for food it really is
00:44:55i
00:44:55agree i've said shite it tastes like shite straight up shite well not a match for you bruno maybe we
00:45:02will
00:45:02find it with rosie o'donnell my goodness you look very femme listen ru i'm a feminist what can i say
00:45:09i'm not gonna lie let's stop playing games the shit tastes like nuts
00:45:14i personally don't think i've ever tasted a pair of nuts that i didn't enjoy well saucy santana's
00:45:18right next to you take a lick very very close you've played this game before haven't you tax evasion
00:45:25lots of games yeah wait you've played tax evasion oh i'm sorry i'm thinking about abelie miller oh
00:45:31seeing saucy's taking me back i'm seeing lots of imprisonment
00:45:36okay i'm done playing let's go to the next bit okay all right coming up next karen from the housewives
00:45:42we're looking for candy muse well i'm ready for my lunch break so i just wrote ham hocks
00:45:48i'm just surprised that you would come up with something like ham hocks you know a refined woman
00:45:52like yourself darling i live in potomac i'm the grand dame but i am from surrey county i grew up
00:45:57on a farm
00:45:58well not a match let's go down to the virgin mary are you familiar with candy muse she's a center
00:46:04correct yes she is okay can i say the devil they taste like the devil okay honey a word of
00:46:10the dice
00:46:10a devil's in a raw edge raw you mean the details right no look at those sleeves honey
00:46:17i can't i'm so bad
00:46:22i'm so sorry i don't know what came over me oh wait
00:46:27i didn't even get that you did this to me it wasn't me do we need to call a paramedic
00:46:33no i think i can handle it i'ma pray i'ma pray if you could just excuse me she didn't even
00:46:38know she
00:46:38was pregnant so bruno no points no surprise so calyx let's see if you can get one michelle
00:46:46visage spends so much time in the uk she's even started to blank on the left side of the street
00:46:54all right calyx what say you i'm gonna say vogue she's even started to vogue yeah i love it let's
00:47:00start with amanda wow i would have to say that i don't really know much about miss michelle visage
00:47:06but my hair looks fierce yes it does it does it really really does not a match you say what
00:47:15rosie
00:47:15you can take the whore out of jersey but you can't take the jersey out of the whore and she
00:47:19was
00:47:19caught soliciting on the left side a very good answer rosie o'donnell i know
00:47:26can't help it winner yeah she told me she was replaced by a
00:47:30named merle ginsburg i can't help you but i gotta be honest like the big knockers
00:47:36she made it work designers yeah she did saucy what say you i said walking like a dog walking like
00:47:44a
00:47:44dog she's even starting to walk like a dog on the left side of the street period i can never
00:47:50keep up
00:47:50with these trends i thought we were walking the duck now we're walking the dog
00:47:56mary what say you i said kegels through i've been doing them this whole time to get this baby out
00:48:00of
00:48:00me oh now we're talking it's almost there can you can you please i can't reach get it it's the
00:48:07virgin
00:48:08mary baby you're gonna turn mary to a freak from down the street i don't know if we're feeling this
00:48:12you better pray to god he don't come for you oh that buzzer means that round one is over but
00:48:19we'll
00:48:19be right back with a whole new batch of celebrities don't go away welcome back to the second half of
00:48:27the snatch game let's meet our new contestants first up he's in the pit crew and he's a rocket scientist
00:48:35price is here hello our next contestant is from israel with love awesome is here hello hello how's
00:48:44it going i just love that little superman curl you have super juke oh i love that let's meet our
00:48:51celebrities please welcome a comedy legend joan rivers is here johnny we have missed you so much
00:48:59oh god i had to miss a cigarette of you moving on down holy moly it's televangelist jan crouch hello
00:49:09pastor ru now jan do you have a blessing or a prayer for us oh i have a bunch of
00:49:14prayers for this thing
00:49:15right here oh god it burns up next she has been serving face for centuries it's the mona lisa it
00:49:25was
00:49:25good it's me you go to mona lisa so happy to be here today can you flash me that mona
00:49:29lisa smile
00:49:34there you go girl up next youtube sensation trisha paytas oh my god ru you're so pretty
00:49:42it's like looking in a mirror oh you're so kind all right up next we've got the one
00:49:48and only tan mom hello tan mom ira paul that's not barbecue you smell it it's me
00:49:55all right let's move on down to a superstar who has been here before put your hands together for
00:50:00miley cyrus oh sweet nively it's real it's me miss molly ray what have you learned from being around
00:50:07so many drag queens not to trust them uh-huh all right let's move on down to a beauty influencer
00:50:15bretman rock the real internet sensation ru be it your hair is so gorgeous oh thank you so much
00:50:23what's your beauty regimen it's just some coconut water you know just putting it in there into the
00:50:27scalp oh okay guys are you ready to play the game ready okay bryce here is your first question before
00:50:36each show the pit crew stand in a circle and blank each other see all the celebrities are writing
00:50:43joan rivers he's a rocket scientist i've had a team of rocket scientists working on this face for
00:50:48years you do amazing amazing work i've been pulled so many times i put a tip on my chin
00:50:54all right let's go to bryce what say you i say it before they give their answers yes okay rocket
00:51:00scientists my ass we stand in the circle and we oil up each other oil up each other let's see
00:51:08if you've got
00:51:09any matches let's start with miley cyrus miley you've changed well you know what they say real
00:51:14i got the best of both worlds yes what say you miley well i wrote down my handy dandy foam
00:51:21finger oh they
00:51:23okay yeah miley that was not a match for bryce over there all right let's move on down to the
00:51:29queen of
00:51:30comedy joan rivers now joan we know you as joan rivers what's your middle name that bitch oh my parents
00:51:37hated me they used to encourage me to take candy from strangers oh look it's not gonna be a match
00:51:42but i said they work out with each other because those bodies don't come easy now the super jew didn't
00:51:47tell you this but he also won the biggest loser i mean oh oh listen i don't want to say
00:51:51that he was
00:51:51fat but i saw him put mayonnaise on an aspirin let's move on down to tan mom hi tan mom
00:51:59hi ripoff oh my
00:52:01goodness your tan looks great thank you so does yours thank you now tan mom we are looking for
00:52:07boiling each other up what say you rapaul i'm gonna be honest the pale white color of these
00:52:10cards almost set me off the edge yeah i had to fix it for you oh yeah oh my god
00:52:15that looks like joan's
00:52:17uh tampon can you let me finish oh okay so i'm gonna say tan they tan each other uh with
00:52:23an oil-based tan
00:52:26no no okay well let's move on down to mr rock over there do you know that um i'm a
00:52:33singer and songwriter
00:52:35no i didn't know that but now i do well i actually wrote a song for you okay let's hear
00:52:40it you're my
00:52:41mongda i'm your beach and together we're the motherfucking beach oh and so i wrote down
00:52:49they're gonna be singing to each other beach oh
00:52:55let's move on down to the mona lisa mona lisa what'd you say you know they say a picture
00:52:58speech what is that saying like a picture worth a thousand words
00:53:06mona lisa what did you say i can tell that you are a bit of a work of art just
00:53:09like myself so i
00:53:10believe the pit crew would be painting each other what kind of paint oil-based paint
00:53:21this one's for you glamazonian airways is spicing up their service the flight attendants don't just
00:53:27warm your nuts they blank your bags let's say you they tickle your bag they tickle your bags let's
00:53:36start with joan rivers you've flown for years you've flown oh many many years and it's been awful every
00:53:42time the only thing that's worse than flying is that sex with my ex-husband i would say edgar what
00:53:47part of me do you find sexiest he'd say i'd rather not find you at all i'd say edgar what's
00:53:51your
00:53:52favorite position he'd say the neighbor's house so now we're looking for tickle your bags joan what
00:53:58say you i said miley's foam finger so i just wanted to make fun of the dumb bitch in the
00:54:04front i know you
00:54:06want some of this miss john why is the white girl twerking they say i'm problematic she's problematic
00:54:12someone cancel her you know what you can shut it jesus jigs oh okay broad pepper lip-syncer
00:54:18never was sweetie you have something on your face don't touch me oh okay the level of unprofessionalism
00:54:26far too much let's move on down to trisha i just wrote down jesus because you know we have a
00:54:32really
00:54:32special connection if you couldn't tell by looking at me jesus you are my best friend not a match all
00:54:40right let's go to our next question this one is for rice ross matthews took a dna test turns out
00:54:47he's
00:54:47100 percent blank glitter glitter let's go to dan crouch we are looking for glitter i do know her brother
00:54:58ross
00:54:59he has come to the congregation once or twice that i must say he's 100 a sodomite oh she really
00:55:05does
00:55:06know ross all right let's go on down to miley cyrus because we have to miley what did you say
00:55:16what'd you say miley i'm sorry for you it just tastes so good just like my meemaw's home cooking
00:55:22you know we're country but we're not like that country where we're like
00:55:26fucking our cousins and stuff like that
00:55:38okay all right all right tan mom what do you say the name matthews rings a bell yeah i hooked
00:55:43up with
00:55:43a jimmy matthews in the back of a long john silvers once so i think he's 100 my son
00:55:54let's move on down to bretman bro i wrote down wala akong pake kung anong gagawin nila mag crush man
00:55:59sila wala akong pake sa kanila it's a match bitch judges say no uh that is not a match we
00:56:06actually have
00:56:07some filipinos in the judges booth yes butang ina hindi tumatawa si rupol
00:56:14it's over it's over well that's our show that means the winner of snatch game is
00:56:22science yes it's real say goodnight everybody bye it's really wild to see others drowning
00:56:30around you but we listened to the lyrics honey because you didn't listen to room
00:56:34no time it's a new day we're the snatch slayers honey okay it's elimination day and i'm feeling
00:56:48good about myself which is a change that i needed mistress you can take the rosie o'donnell mug off
00:56:53snatch game's over oh how long have you been out for didn't come out until after high school
00:57:00which really surprises people because i'm so out there now but i actually still live in the town
00:57:06that i went to like elementary and high school and stuff and i'll be walking around my hometown and
00:57:11i'll be looked at like i don't belong there just like based off of like the way that you look
00:57:16based
00:57:16off the way i mean you know i like a short short and i like a crop top yeah you
00:57:19know i remember
00:57:21the first time i was ever called a faggot i remember it really distinctly
00:57:25i was in sixth grade i remember exactly who it was i heard teachers in my school join in on
00:57:32making
00:57:32fun of me i used to just like hope and pray that i could just be normal i just got
00:57:41to a point
00:57:41eventually after high school where i was like i need to start actually living my life right
00:57:47the only thing that i could do to get people to stop laughing at me was to get them to
00:57:53laugh with
00:57:53me and so being bullied really helped me to hone in on my talent for comedy and so now i've
00:58:02been able
00:58:02to take what used to be a defense mechanism and now i've made a career out of it i think
00:58:08the reason why
00:58:08i'm the way that i am why i wear the crop top and i wear the short short is because
00:58:12i'm making up for
00:58:12lost time i'm gonna be as gay as they come yeah you know what i mean and with selena in
00:58:16the room that's
00:58:16really hard i live out loud and out proud wherever i go i still have people ridicule me the difference
00:58:24now is that i found my voice
00:58:47that's my mom welcome to the main stage of rupaul's drag race she gives good blank it's michelle
00:58:54visage she gives good advice i'm sorry michelle not a match oh style superstar carson kressley never
00:59:06met a guy he didn't blank like oh the correct answer is cornhole oh when did i have cornhole and
00:59:16the
00:59:16incredible amandla stenberg how's your blank no complaints rue tonight on the runway category is
00:59:25beautiful nightmare racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
00:59:32the world is your right way up first marcia marcia marcia today marcia's getting freaky i'm like a
00:59:41child's nightmare of what the dentist is i'm like come on kids give me your teeth oh she's a filling
00:59:47queen luxe noir london darling the thriller video auditions are next door i'm giving you bride whose
00:59:57husband threw her in the river and drowns her you better walk that block
01:00:03malaysia baby doll fox oh the show ghouls have arrived i am giving you the living walking beauty
01:00:10dead fantasy i think i'm still beautiful even dead get the flock out of here mistress isabel brooks
01:00:17she was in a terrible accident at the jewelry store but we've got her in a neck race trying to
01:00:20be just
01:00:21fine they say we eat six spiders a year in our sleep and those spiders laid some eggs and i'm
01:00:27busting through and there's webs all over me don't be so cagey
01:00:32anitra you gotta walk that spider i'm stomping down the runway licking these long spider fingers
01:00:39because i just swallowed my husband she is a man eater latex me when you get home
01:00:45salina's titties oh zombie titties baby i sold all these leather pieces together to make it look
01:00:51like human skin i am looking glamorous as a dead bitch she puts the lotion in the casket
01:00:58robin fierce i think she found this look on the dark web i'm glamorously crawling down the runway with
01:01:04all of my legs and i am feeling like that tarantula that will murder your husband
01:01:10and you will look at her see she's gorgeous and say okay lucy la duca i am serving a dragged
01:01:17out
01:01:17version of jason vorhees from friday the 13th the judges expect bubblegum pink and big blonde hair
01:01:24but you never know what to expect from lucy la duca why is she so two-faced
01:01:31sasha colby which please look at this day i look like a tim burton special i feel like the largest
01:01:39broom
01:01:39you've ever seen in life because i'm about to sweep this motherfucking competition
01:01:45jacks you better hit see that walk i am walking down this runway percy is first i have my snake
01:01:51prosthetic because you know lady voldemort looks good right now oh yes she better medusa sugar i am
01:01:58channeling all the creepy porcelain dolls at my grandma's this look would be nothing without booger
01:02:03you know sugar needs her booger i'm writing a laptop to dad date spice oh this is that new dance
01:02:12you
01:02:13know the popping and locking and i thought it was just polio i'm that doll up in your attic that
01:02:19gives
01:02:19you nightmares i'm giving you the scarier and spookier version sugar is giving you the more
01:02:24beautiful version you know i gotta tell you the zombies are getting younger and younger amethyst oh my gaga
01:02:32it's horror it's theatrics it's gaga and i think i look amazing this is a period costume
01:02:44aura oh vertebrae you stay i'm giving the pain the sadness and showing off my acting skills
01:02:53ooh spinal tap that ass how much it costs for one rib welcome queens i've made some decisions lux
01:03:04noir london malaysia baby doll fox anitra robin fierce selena as titties sasha colby jacks amethyst you are
01:03:17all safe you may leave the stage
01:03:25girl it's foam
01:03:28now it's time for the judges critiques starting with marcia marcia marcia i thought you were
01:03:34absolutely wonderful in snatch game your impersonation was pretty impeccable so scandalous
01:03:40tonight on the runway the credit i want to give to you marcia is i see more makeup on your
01:03:44face you
01:03:45could take it further i'm not crazy about this outfit you gotta learn how to drag this up you know
01:03:49what i'm saying but uh good job today thank you so much up next mistress isabel brooks you can paint
01:03:56the motherfucking house down thank you these kids better recognize you were rosie o'donnell
01:04:02and we're like i'm also avi lee miller and you just went with it as we kind of bought into
01:04:09whatever
01:04:10you were selling that is the magic and the key to snatch game you knew when to put in the
01:04:15jokes
01:04:15and you had them i was very impressed i got my eye on you thank you mama up next lucy
01:04:21laduka wow you
01:04:23are really really smart you were one of the best performances on snatch game i'd ever seen
01:04:28and you were able to banter to have a little bit of a condescending edge with the other girls
01:04:32and some of them needed it so thank you um this look i love it because it's super chic
01:04:38a lot of style with a splash of camp so thank you you had me laughing so hard we all
01:04:44knew joan and
01:04:46she would be very proud up next sugar so you were trisha paytas trish is all about the mukbang so
01:04:53i
01:04:53thought it was interesting that you had really no food that you were eating she can be pretty weird
01:04:57like pretty bizarre um and so i kind of wanted more of that you had the right idea which is
01:05:03engage
01:05:04with the room it was just taking the temperature of the room and knowing when to engage because it
01:05:08came off as being a little bit interruptive all right up next spice i love that you chose to do
01:05:15an older miley it's me miss molly right i almost wish that you had just dug deeper into that era
01:05:21of
01:05:21miley you know first of all you have to have that voice you know she had that voice and she
01:05:25was a little
01:05:26bit nasal when she talked she had that yeah she had like a head cold the entire four years of
01:05:29that
01:05:29show daddy daddy we gotta go out go see rico daddy yeah i don't know what was going on you
01:05:36were beating
01:05:36yourself on the head with a mallet and it needed more laughs too all right up next aura mayari ah
01:05:43this
01:05:43runway look when you turned around you gave us like this great like pearl clutching gay gasp reveal
01:05:49delicious so you were brettman rock he's so filled with energy and he's so silly and funny and quirky
01:05:55and that was missing for me it didn't really go anywhere i just wanted you to let loose a little
01:06:00bit more and have more fun sure thank you ladies i think we've heard enough while you untuck backstage
01:06:07the judges and i will deliberate welcome back ladies i've made some decisions marcia marcia marcia
01:06:17you are safe mistress isabel brooks
01:06:26you are safe
01:06:31lucy laduca can we talk congratulations you are the winner of this week's challenge
01:06:40you've won a cash prize of five thousand dollars good i deserve it and i need to let
01:06:46these other girls know that i am the one to watch
01:06:51sugar your snatch was not on fire spice you came in like a wrecking ball
01:07:01aura your runway was beautiful but your snatch game was a nightmare
01:07:12aura you are safe you may join the other girls
01:07:22sugar and spice i'm sorry my dears but you are both up for elimination
01:07:28looking at that crazy bitch that i popped out of the womb with nothing else matters
01:07:32game is on and we are going to give these bitches a show
01:07:37time has come for you to lip sync for your life
01:07:47this is not about to be a regular smegular dagular lip sync for your life
01:07:51this is about to be a twin sync for your life good luck and don't
01:07:57fuck it up
01:07:59wow come on come on
01:08:03what you're trying to do to my heart
01:08:06what you're trying to do to my heart
01:08:09you go around telling lies and now you want to compromise
01:08:13what you're trying to do to my heart
01:08:15you better run
01:08:17you better hide
01:08:21from that side
01:08:23yeah
01:08:26what you're trying to do to my soul
01:08:30what you're trying to do to my soul
01:08:33what you're trying to do to my soul
01:08:34with everything i had is yours and now i'm closing all the doors
01:08:37what you're trying to do to my soul
01:08:39you better run
01:08:41you better hide
01:08:43you better hide
01:08:44you better leave
01:08:44from that side
01:08:47yeah
01:08:51you better run
01:08:52you better hide
01:08:55you better hide
01:08:55you better hide
01:08:57what is going on
01:08:59what are you trying to do to my soul
01:09:01they seem to have choreographed
01:09:02the entire thing somehow
01:09:04you better run
01:09:05roll it
01:09:06you better hide
01:09:07you better leave
01:09:08more camping
01:09:09from that side
01:09:11you better run
01:09:12you better hide
01:09:14you better leave
01:09:16from that side
01:09:19oh my god
01:09:28ladies
01:09:29made my decision
01:09:36Spice, Shantae, you stay.
01:09:40You may join the other girls.
01:09:50Sugar, you came to this competition with one sister,
01:09:55but tonight you leave here with 15.
01:10:00Now, sashay away.
01:10:03Thank you, guys.
01:10:05We love you.
01:10:06I love you guys.
01:10:07Bye, I love you.
01:10:11At least they're a funny line, bitch.
01:10:14This bitch still might be in the competition,
01:10:16but I'm still hotter, better, and everything in between, bitch.
01:10:18So, bye.
01:10:20That's better.
01:10:24I'm so grateful for this experience.
01:10:26It was so fun.
01:10:29And I'm so grateful to have Spice in my life.
01:10:33She's so special to me,
01:10:34and I'm going to be rooting her on for the sidelines.
01:10:37So, yay.
01:10:42Condragulations, ladies.
01:10:43And remember, if you can't love yourself,
01:10:45how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
01:10:46Can I get an amen up in here?
01:10:48Amen.
01:10:49All right, now let the music play.
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