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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S15E12
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00:08We are back in the work, girl, and Marsha, Marsha, Marsha's going home, home, home.
00:12She should have been home a long time ago, to be honest.
00:15Instead of me being in the bottom some of those times, it definitely could have been Marsha.
00:18So, sorry, girl, I love you.
00:20You know what they say, there's no place like home.
00:24Aw, Marsha.
00:25So sweet.
00:26I'm trying to be, like, sad because she's going to put you a twirl down.
00:29When you leap over her, bitch, I lost it.
00:33We love you, Marsha.
00:34Bye, Marsha.
00:35I hope the girls got the boss bitch memo because I'm not playing with these hoes anymore.
00:39I'm ready to promote myself and get another win.
00:43Well, I guess congratulations to Lex and Lucy, bitch.
00:46Not again.
00:48That's crazy, bitch, y'all both won.
00:49I know, I was gagged.
00:51We both have two Maxi Challenge wins.
00:53Two Maxi Challenge wins.
00:56I have no wins in this competition.
00:58The double wins should have been mine and mistresses.
01:00Point blank, period.
01:01Selena, you did, like, super, super well.
01:04So, like, are you feeling better than you were in the last couple weeks?
01:07I feel good.
01:08And, like, there's hope now a little bit.
01:10There's a little bit of hope.
01:11I just need to make it to the next week.
01:13I don't feel like I need to have wins under my belt in order to win.
01:15Listen, if I'm in the top, I can talk my way into winning the crown.
01:19Listen, baby, I don't know about y'all, but I am entering my top era.
01:22I'm ready.
01:23It's hard.
01:25I am entering my angel era, my angelic era.
01:28Falling.
01:31I'm going to enter my rotted bitch era.
01:33We love to see it.
01:35All this, this, this, this, this.
01:37I'm just kidding.
01:37I'm entering my winning era.
01:38Go on.
01:39All right, well, I'm in my D-Dragon era now.
01:41Yes, this is it.
01:42Let's do it.
01:43If you stay in an era, you ain't got to get in an era.
01:45Can I get an M in up in here?
01:48This is the closest I've gotten to being on the bottom, and it doesn't feel nice.
01:52Welcome to the club.
01:54There's definitely this feeling of don't get too comfortable.
01:58I'm sorry.
01:59The team looks so crazy.
02:01It's giving Joey Jay on Halloween.
02:03I'm a cool-ass bitch.
02:05She's Joey Jay.
02:06I'm a cool-ass bitch.
02:06I'm Joey Jay.
02:07I think that Sasha placing low this week really does show that it doesn't matter who you think
02:12is a huge competition.
02:14Anyone can fall at any moment.
02:16To ensure my spot in the finale, I am just going to keep giving them the luxe fantasy.
02:22It got me here.
02:23It can get me to the end.
02:28The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills
02:33cosmetics and a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000.
02:37Served by Cash App with extra special guest judge Orville Peck.
02:41RuPaul's Drag Race.
02:42Say the best drag we win.
02:44Drag we win.
02:51We're at the final six, and it is so close to the finish line.
02:55I can see it, and I have horrible vision.
02:58So if I can see that we're almost at the finish line, bitch, we're there.
03:01The competition is neck and neck, bitch.
03:03So I'm letting y'all girls know right now, it's an end to my congenial era.
03:08I'm entering my chaotic era.
03:10Oh no, it wasn't chaotic before.
03:13Bitch, this just has more eras than Cher or Madonna, girl.
03:17No, what I would like to see is her skinny era, bitch.
03:19Let's see what that...
03:29America's next drag superstar needs to bring home the bacon and put her best foot forward,
03:35or I'm going to have to cut you loose.
03:39Footloose?
03:40Bacon.
03:40We're going to do Let Loose, but as a musical?
03:42Oh my God.
03:44Hello, hello, hello.
03:46Ladies.
03:47Ladies, ladies, ladies.
03:49You know, in a world where people focus on our differences,
03:53never underestimate the power of song and dance to bring us together.
03:58So for this week's Maxi Challenge, you'll be starring in the all-dancing, all-prancing,
04:04rousical, Wigloose.
04:06Wigloose.
04:08Set in the 80s, Wigloose takes place in a small town where drag has been outlawed.
04:16Imagine that.
04:18The characters include Heaven Bacon, a teenage drag queen ready to shake things up.
04:24Mama Bacon, Heaven Bacon's wise drag mother, Preacher Teesha, the narrow-minded town leader,
04:31and there's Carl, Preacher Teacher's obedient husband.
04:37Now, I'll let you decide who plays which part.
04:40And to help you put the wig in Wigloose, we are providing Big 80s Hair by Wigs and Grace.
04:46Ooh!
04:47Racers.
04:48Start your engines.
04:49And may the best drag queen win.
04:52Rousical, ladies.
04:54It's time for us to pick our roles.
04:55I smell a gate coming on.
04:57Oh, not a gate.
04:58Everyone here except for me has musical theater experience.
05:01So I'm at a little bit of a disadvantage, but baby, I'm about to flip it and show y'all
05:04how it's done.
05:06I live.
05:07It's fear.
05:08I'm listening, and the first character is Preacher Teacher.
05:11Bitch, I am feeling her.
05:13The villain, the bitch of the scene, I'm going to be Preacher Teacher.
05:16Play Heaven Bacon's eating.
05:19I really connect with the character of Heaven Bacon.
05:22He is the lead in the show.
05:24I want this role to show the judges that I can be really serious and that I am a star.
05:30Very cute.
05:31What are you all feeling?
05:32I want to be Preacher Teacher.
05:33I think I would kill that role, and that sets up everyone else.
05:35What are you feeling, Anitra?
05:36Mama Bacon or Preacher?
05:38You would be sickening as Mama, because I'm going to be Preacher.
05:42I think doing Mama is actually going to work out better for me, just because I feel like
05:46it resonates with me.
05:47It feels right on my heart.
05:48Is it cool that I take Carl?
05:50Yeah.
05:51Hot.
05:51Carl is a nerdy, very submissive husband of the villain.
05:56It's really funny to have me, like, turn into an old man.
06:00The two roles that I would want to do are Heaven and Christian.
06:03Same.
06:04Okay.
06:05So either or.
06:05I would also, I'm also very interested in Heaven.
06:09Christian's voice seems like your personality, you know?
06:13So I understand why you resonate with Christian.
06:16I also resonate with Heaven.
06:18I see myself as Heaven.
06:19The character of Heaven is someone who I think I can put a lot of myself into.
06:24So I'll take Christian so you guys can fight it out.
06:26Is that cool?
06:27Okay.
06:27Is that cool with you?
06:27Sure.
06:28Okay.
06:28So who's going to be Heaven?
06:30I'm going to be Heaven.
06:31I would really like to be Heaven.
06:33My energy is very much like this character of Heaven.
06:36I don't, I don't really see that.
06:39I don't see it for you.
06:40I want Heaven.
06:41No, I want Heaven.
06:43Welcome to Heavengate.
06:44If we were reading the descriptions of the characters about the names, a young queer kid
06:48from the big city.
06:49I understand.
06:49I think that's luck.
06:50And if I was reading the open-minded job who thinks drag is cool.
06:53Mistress.
06:54I would think.
06:55Mistress.
06:55I just feel like, I feel like I have the energy of Heaven.
06:58Heaven is very, like, bright-eyed, super positive, super, like, go-getter.
07:04My eyes lock with Lux, and I'm like, there goes Lucy Lyons.
07:08Girl, just say you wanted the major role because you want to be in the top.
07:11Keeping it 100, it's the lead.
07:12You want to do the lead.
07:14I want to do the character that I think I would do the best at.
07:16I'm not even cutting up.
07:17I just feel like you're not being real, Lucy.
07:19You think I'm not being real right now?
07:20This is the most real that I can be.
07:22Just be honest.
07:22You want Heaven because it's the lead role.
07:24It would be a lie to say that you wouldn't fit the description of tough.
07:27Oh, my God.
07:29This role of Heaven Bacon is perfect for me, and I think that Mistress and Lux don't want
07:35me to have it just because I want it.
07:37So what's going to be the resolution for all this?
07:39Everyone says they will turn out any role.
07:40So turn out any fucking role.
07:42Some will be Heaven, some will be tough.
07:43Fine, I'll be tough.
07:43Yay, awesome.
07:44Jesus Christ.
07:45You saying that I'm putting on a facade is telling me that I am a liar and that I am
07:49not
07:49a genuine person.
07:50I have not done anything to let anyone here know that I'm not being genuine with you.
07:55There has been a lot of emotion shown from Lucy today.
07:58Girl, like, whatever.
08:00I wanted to do Heaven because I wanted to do Heaven, but I will let you have Heaven.
08:04I personally don't need to be the lead because I know I can shine in anything.
08:08I would do Christian.
08:09You can do Tuck if that's okay.
08:11That'd be a cute duo.
08:11Perfect.
08:13Fun thing is you all get to play friends no matter what you are.
08:18These other girls are underestimating me.
08:20Because I fought so much for this role, I have no other option but to kill it.
08:27It's the move.
08:28It's the energy.
08:29For the Maxi Challenge this week, we are going to be the stars of the musical Wiggloos.
08:34This ball is busted.
08:36The only thing.
08:37Officially.
08:38Bitch, don't step over my line.
08:41Hey, hoofers.
08:42Woo!
08:42Hi!
08:43How's it hanging?
08:45Hello.
08:47All right, Sasha.
08:48Hey.
08:49Come on, hoop earrings.
08:51This musical is near and dear to your heart because it's about dancing.
08:55It hits home because I definitely can understand a closed mindset and how that can be put on
09:01young kids, especially in churches where they were saying, like, my sin was worse than
09:05other people's sin.
09:06Mm-hmm.
09:06Because my mom actually told me when I told her I wanted to be a girl and I wanted to
09:10transition, she was just crying because she's like, well, I just know you're not going
09:12to be in heaven with us and was so resolute to, like, let her kid go.
09:16Is your mother still with us?
09:18She is.
09:18Huh?
09:19We don't talk.
09:20You know, we talk a lot around here about what we're talking about.
09:24This musical actually deals with some of these things.
09:26What role did you get?
09:28I picked Carl.
09:32Why did you choose Carl?
09:34You know, I'm actually really excited to play something goofy and unexpected, and I
09:40get to be married to mistress, which is, imagine those sheets, getting mud on your bed.
09:48I'm sorry if I was a lie over there.
09:51Oh, don't apologize.
09:52I was just bothered by, like, mistress and lux, like, I don't know, acting like I'm not
09:58a genuine person.
09:58Coming out of this argument with mistress and lux, Lucy's ready to crack, so, like, you
10:02know, I'm like, all right, Lucy, let's get into this.
10:04I don't think I've done anything to show anybody that I'm, like, a liar or, like, that I fake.
10:09Like, I think what they're, like, because they wouldn't be saying something like that
10:13unless they saw something, right?
10:14I feel like I've been really genuine.
10:16I think, like, you let them get to you easily.
10:20Yeah.
10:20And I think that's what they sense and that's what they feed off of.
10:24I've been saying, like, Lucy's ready to crack is how I feel, because it's, like, why is
10:28she so defensive when they, like, approach you?
10:30Now that I'm thinking about it, it's like, when they laugh at me when I open my mouth to
10:35talk, like, I dealt with that in high school so much, because every time I open my mouth
10:41to talk, people would make fun of me, you know, people would make fun of the way that
10:45I sound and the way that I talk, and so I didn't allow myself to be my genuine self.
10:51Sorry.
10:52No, but you just have to, like, be okay with yourself.
10:55And I am.
10:56I do let it get to me, and...
10:58But at least right now, I love that we talk about this, because, like, you're figuring
11:01out why, right?
11:04I just need to think more about myself in this.
11:07You know, because I did a fucking great job last week, and, to be blunt, I led Lux and
11:16I to a win.
11:17If they think that trying to get under my skin is going to get rid of me, then they have
11:20another thing coming, because I know that I'm going to kill it in this challenge, and
11:24I'm going to kill it in every challenge going forward, all the way to the finale.
11:28You know?
11:29All right.
11:32I get it.
11:33Selena, stop making people cry.
11:37Well, this sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun.
11:39Thank you so much.
11:40Thank you, Sasha.
11:42All right, Anitra, come on over.
11:43Tell me, what role do you have in the Rusical?
11:46So, I have Mama Bacon.
11:47She gives me, like, big Dominique Jackson energy.
11:49Ooh, I love her.
11:50Very grand, but I think what attracted to me, like, the most was, like, the tenderness of
11:54her.
11:54Yeah.
11:55It says that, you know, drag saved my life.
11:57I kind of relate to that.
11:58Did drag save your life?
11:59Absolutely.
12:00How?
12:01I was training full-time as an athlete doing Thai Daekwondo, and I thought that I was going
12:05to be an Olympian, and, like, some things happened, and I had to retire, and I was still living
12:09as, like, a closeted everything.
12:12I lost my whole family.
12:14Um, I had no job.
12:16I had nowhere to live.
12:18Um, and I went to DragCon, and I remember walking in, and I remember feeling so normal and feeling
12:24so in place.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Yeah.
12:26I was in baby drag, and just feeling so accepted, and just seeing how expressive and just true
12:34everybody was, and you could literally feel the love there.
12:37After a weekend of all of that love and excitement, I didn't feel like going back to a closeted and
12:42confined space.
12:44So, for me, drag did save my life.
12:46Drag was everything that I had when I had nothing.
12:48It's funny how everything connects, because you were born to do drag.
12:57Understand what Mama Bacon is saying, and relate it to what you just told me about yourself,
13:02and it will resonate.
13:04I can't wait to see you in the Rusical.
13:06Okay.
13:08All right.
13:09The person that created RuPaul's Drag Race and DragCon is standing right in front of me,
13:13and it's just really, really, really nice and surreal to, like, have this conversation with
13:17her, and it's something I'll never forget for my entire life.
13:21Bring your Kleenex girl.
13:22I'm out of my emotional era.
13:25Hi, Selena City.
13:26So, what role did you get?
13:27I have Tuck.
13:28Tuck is kind of the dumb jock.
13:30What does Tuck want?
13:31Tuck wants to be a queen, but he's this jock, and I struggle with that, like, out of my-
13:35Wait, you struggle with what?
13:36Like, I'm this and I'm this, but I'm never here, or I'm, like, a big girl, but I'm not
13:41that big, and I'm not thin, but I'm not that thin, so I'm always, like, in the middle,
13:45and I never, like, really know where my peg fits.
13:47Just, first of all, let's just breathe, please.
13:50Can you please exhale and breathe?
13:52Because you've ripped up this thing that is not really real.
13:56You've made it to the top six for being you.
14:00Shine.
14:00All right.
14:01Weren't you born to shine?
14:02I think so.
14:03No, no, not think so.
14:04I am born to shine, yes.
14:06That feels good, but it's, ooh.
14:08Yes, it feels good, but it feels good, that's all.
14:10End of story.
14:11Period.
14:12All right, well, go work on Tuck and shine, shine, shine.
14:16I'm going to shine with my Tuck.
14:20After talking with Rue, bitch, I'm ready to go.
14:22Let's go.
14:23She's ready.
14:28Baby, it's time to rehearse the musical with Miguel Zarate, honey.
14:32Yes, professional choreographer to the stars, darling.
14:35Welcome, ladies.
14:36This musical is inspired by 80s movies.
14:39The things that I'm looking for, energy, personality, and if you're not a dancer, there's no excuse.
14:44You still have to sell it.
14:46The music is really powerful, so you truly have to live up to that.
14:50Baby, going into this, I'm just so excited.
14:51I want to see how these other bitches do with choreography, because that's really going to show where the cracks
14:56lie.
14:56Lucy, we're going to start with you.
14:58Cool.
14:59A little secret weapon of mine is that I pick up choreography very quickly.
15:02These girls have no idea that I danced for years, and I'm really excited to show them that baby, she's
15:08got it.
15:09The choreography that you're about to learn, it's a big, 80s, impactful, angry type of moment.
15:14So you're going to come out, one, strong arms, two, to reach, three, step out again, four, five, and six,
15:22seven, eight.
15:23Five and six.
15:24Yeah, but you want to throw it like messy, messy, messy, and you want a little head with it too?
15:30Like head, head?
15:32Yes, yes, five and six, seven and eight.
15:35The movement just feels a little rigid and steady.
15:38The moves is not giving 80s, it's not giving that at all.
15:41It's giving, it's white.
15:45I'm Nitra.
15:47Word on the street is that you're a phenomenal dancer.
15:49So how about we freestyle a count of eight, give it to me.
15:52And one, two, three, eight, five, six, seven, one more.
15:55Yes, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
15:59Ow!
16:00Word, girl.
16:01Even though your big number is a ballad, what I'm going to teach you right now is a little snippet
16:06of the big finale number.
16:08Okay, so here we go.
16:09Step, right, and push, left, and push.
16:11Okay, so step, right, go, right?
16:13Step, right, go, right, but go from underneath.
16:16Underneath and right, underneath and left.
16:20Step or no step?
16:23Nitra looks like she's performing calculus is what it looks like to me.
16:28You're a little in your head.
16:29Trended like, okay, next, next, next.
16:31I guess there is a difference between being like, and then being like, a trained dancer.
16:38Locks.
16:39And one, two, and three, four, and five, six, seven, eight.
16:43Close.
16:44Close.
16:45The attitude is great.
16:46And you need that.
16:47I'm just going to get a little comfy.
16:48Show me.
16:49What's the next reveal?
16:51Give it to me again.
16:53Circle, one, and two, three, and four, and five.
16:56Hey.
16:58What I'm seeing is a lot of personality.
17:00It oozes out of you, and this character is perfect for you.
17:03Look, I have a question.
17:05What?
17:05Why is there a security tag on your coat?
17:07I didn't steal it.
17:08I promise.
17:09It was the worker.
17:13Selena.
17:14Hi, Foxy.
17:15She's in her fly girl outfit.
17:16The thing about us titties is everyone sees this like, now, girl, but I'm musically theater
17:21trained, honey.
17:22I got experience, training, skill, darling.
17:25Selena, you are playing Tuck, and you're masculine-y, Western-y, jock.
17:32Oh, he's Western?
17:33I'm doing country choreography.
17:35So, I have these hats for us.
17:36There's a cowboy hat.
17:38Country.
17:39A one, a two, one, and two, a three, a four, go five, six, seven, eight.
17:46And chicken, and one, and two, and Shanae, and step, and yank.
17:51Yes.
17:52I'm tired of this country shit.
17:55Mistress.
17:56You're going to start, and you're going to come with some claws on one, and you're going
17:59to almost, because it's 80s, one, two.
18:03I'm not going to lie.
18:04I'm a little worried because, girl, I fucking hate choreography.
18:07Don't break that ankle, girl.
18:09She ain't breaking nothing in them Hillary Clintons.
18:11Just come up one, land, two.
18:14Five, six, seven.
18:15Are you going to do it?
18:16No, bitch.
18:17Let me watch you some more, because I'm a slow learner.
18:20Oh, wow.
18:21Mistress starts telling the choreographer how she's going to learn the choreography.
18:25I don't know how that's going to work.
18:26All right, so do the steps with me.
18:27I'm going to go with you from the very beginning.
18:31I'm going to watch you with you.
18:32Oh, no, no, no.
18:32Yes.
18:34So, give me, like, I'm pulling a little bit from Thriller, a little bit from, like,
18:37the swamp monster.
18:39Yeah?
18:39So, you want to go one, two.
18:42Yeah?
18:43Now, I'm just asking for a little posset.
18:44I'm a fat bitch in my kitten heels.
18:46I want to make sure I don't just jump in the swamp.
18:47No, girl.
18:48Girl.
18:48She does a slide split.
18:50Stop playing.
18:51I know Mistress is nervous just because you can hear the voices in her head,
18:55and I'm hearing them so loud when she's trying to get this choreo.
18:59Here we go.
19:01That was a variation.
19:04It looks like you're counting yourself out before we've even started.
19:07Mistress seems quite timid and hesitant to bring any personality to it,
19:11and her character is full of personality.
19:13What are you worried about?
19:14I just, from experience, know how I am with choreo,
19:16and for me, it's a timing thing.
19:18Yeah.
19:18But I'm on it.
19:19I'm going to make sure that regardless, bitch, I'm going to be in my room.
19:21Yes, bitch.
19:22I'm going to get you right.
19:23I'm going to get you right.
19:23Yeah, don't worry.
19:24Don't worry.
19:25Shut up, bitches.
19:27I'm not a musical theater bitch, but bitch, I'm going to turn it out,
19:29and this is going to be a happy ending.
19:31Okay.
19:36I'm going wig loose.
19:38Today is the day we get to perform our rusical wig loose in front of the judges.
19:43It's opening night, darling.
19:44Let me get my Carl cap.
19:46Come on.
19:47I am so ready to unleash the beast today, and by beast, I mean my dear Carl.
19:54So, honey, how you feeling?
19:58Wifey.
20:00Baby?
20:01I was like, girl, who the fuck are you talking to?
20:03Are you excited to play a villain?
20:04A villainess?
20:05You know, it's going to be very different for me.
20:06Right, right, right.
20:07Because I'm just a sweet person.
20:08Where are you going to pull from?
20:10You know, there's this girl I once competed with,
20:12and she would play like she wasn't a villain,
20:15and that made her even more of a villain.
20:16So I'm really drawing inspiration from that.
20:18What was her name?
20:19Her name was Doocy.
20:22Doocy.
20:22Doocy Da Duca.
20:23Mistress is playing the game at this point.
20:26I know for me, I'm playing this game with my talents.
20:33Literally, Christian's story is kind of my story.
20:37I'm having a lot of fun bringing myself into it.
20:39At the core of it, it's just about loving drag
20:41and bringing drag into everybody's lives as much as we can.
20:45This musical is so important to me,
20:47especially with everything, like, presently going on in the world.
20:50It feels like we're taking a giant step back.
20:53So, like, Mistress, when you're, like, going out in the town in Texas,
20:55you're still, like, on guard.
20:57Oh, most definitely.
20:58Right, because, bitch,
20:59Texas don't be playing with these laws, honey.
21:01And all these protests about protesting the drag.
21:04Story time.
21:05Yeah.
21:06Because at Mary's, what, it's, like, all ages, like, kids come and everything?
21:09Yeah, like, at my home bar, we have kids all the time.
21:11It is family friendly.
21:12And, of course, we have restrictions in place where, like,
21:14they can't come to, like, the Saturday night shows where, like, it gets a little rowdier.
21:16I think they just have crazy, like, thoughts of what drag is.
21:19I don't know.
21:20It's very scary at times.
21:23The state of the world that we live in, it's so wild.
21:26Now they want to outlaw drag, and they now feel entitled to hurt you.
21:30It's such a hard place to be because you really want to be yourself,
21:33and you really want to celebrate who you are.
21:35But sometimes you have to be forced to, like, be quiet for pure safety.
21:40I've done a couple, and I will say the thing that you have to deal with
21:43is that there's always a lot of community backlash.
21:46The whole thing is we don't want our kids exposed to this
21:49because drag queens are going to be, like, a bad influence on them.
21:52But then you have people protesting at drag queen story hours
21:55and being extremely violent,
21:57but someone dressed as a princess telling a story about a mermaid
22:02is offensive to them.
22:04People in the LGBT plus community are constantly being targeted with hate
22:10to divert from bigger issues.
22:12What they want everyone to focus on is there's drag queens reading to our kids.
22:17It kind of feels like we're getting somewhere,
22:19but at the same time, it's like, we still shouldn't be having, like,
22:22problems about drag queens reading a story to kids.
22:25Exacterini.
22:26I think that queer people just going out into the world
22:29and showing resilience and just saying,
22:32we can't be fucked with the way that y'all think we can,
22:34it's like, that's going to be the driving force for change.
22:38Not me and my politician era.
22:40The conservatives always think that we're trying to push our agenda on them
22:45when they're the ones pushing their agendas on us.
22:48Definitely.
22:49They're like, oh, you're grooming our children to be gay
22:52when that's your technique.
22:55Like, it's so, so hypocritical.
22:58How many times have you seen someone ask a toddler, like,
23:00do you have a girlfriend?
23:01Okay, right.
23:02Or it's like they have male kids wearing, like, ladies' man t-shirts.
23:06I remember my mom gave me a wallet when I was, like, 12
23:10and it had pictures of Hilary Duff in it,
23:12and she was like, isn't she so pretty?
23:14That's your girlfriend, right?
23:16And I'm like, right.
23:18Girl, no.
23:20Where's Zac Efron?
23:21Is that okay?
23:23Booth.
23:24People don't realize, like, what they're doing to their own children
23:26by doing that.
23:27They're, like, putting them in a box already.
23:29Exact.
23:31So what's really interesting about Wigloos is that
23:33for the first two-thirds of the show,
23:36a couple of us are in boy drag.
23:37I can't wait to see how this turns out.
23:40Here, are you guys ready to see this?
23:42Yeah.
23:44Yeehaw!
23:44Oh, wait a minute.
23:45Why is it giving?
23:47Is it?
23:47I look like Little Richard.
23:49Shut up!
23:50Let me see.
23:51You look like Kristina, bitch.
23:56Go, Carl.
23:57Go, Carl.
23:58Go, Carl.
23:59The wiggity of it all.
24:00Yay!
24:10Come on, girl, put the bass in your lock.
24:18Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
24:21Woo-hoo!
24:23Sexy mama, you working tonight?
24:26I certainly am.
24:28Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
24:31Michelle Visage.
24:33Is this almost paradise?
24:35Well, if you're thinking of that strip joint off of exit 102
24:38from the Garden State Parkway, then...
24:40Yes.
24:41Yes, it is.
24:43Let's hear it for the boy, Ross Matthews.
24:47Ross, are you ready to get footloose?
24:49Well, it's not my foot that's loose, Ru.
24:53I'm holding out for a hero.
24:56It's Orville Peck.
24:58Howdy!
24:58Well, howdy, Ru.
25:00I wish I could quit you.
25:01Oh, what's the hurry you just got here?
25:05This week, we challenge our queens to kick up their heels in Wigloos,
25:09the Rusical.
25:10Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
25:16Tonight's Rusical reminds us that anything worthwhile is worth fighting for.
25:21This is the world premiere of Wigloos.
25:25Spring 1984.
25:26My drag mom and I just moved from the big city back to her hometown,
25:30West Barmtuck, USA.
25:32It was my first day at school, but as my mama said,
25:35School is school.
25:36How different could it be?
25:42Attention, students, to serve as a reminder.
25:45And because my solo in the church musical got cut,
25:49I've got a little song for you.
25:51One, two, three, four!
25:53Beware the color red, because that's the color of Satan.
25:59Don't use the color green, that's also the color of Satan.
26:04And steer clear of cerulean blue, because it's gorgeous, I mean pretty, I mean you.
26:11The point is, anything different is scary, so it must be wrong.
26:16Must be wrong.
26:19I love these backgrounds, keep it going.
26:21Your life is black and white.
26:24There's nothing between the lines or the outside.
26:27You read the wrong or right.
26:30Whoever you are, keep that on the inside.
26:33I don't want to see no wings, no heels, no personality.
26:39Life is black and white.
26:44White.
26:45You, that for me.
26:47If you can't hate yourself, how in the hell are you gonna hate somebody else?
26:54We're all born naked, and that's disgusting.
26:58So in the country.
26:59Life is black and white.
27:05What?
27:06Any questions?
27:08Excuse me, preacher teacher?
27:11I'm Evan Bacon, and I have a question.
27:13When is the drag bowl?
27:15You must be new to these parts.
27:18Around here, drag is a four-letter word.
27:21Christian, teach our new student how we do things around here.
27:26Yes, mother.
27:29Meet us at the abandoned barn after school.
27:35Whoa.
27:36My name's Christian.
27:37He's Tuck.
27:38And this used to be a notorious drag club.
27:41Porkchop's hideaway.
27:42Until that one year when everyone got pink eye.
27:45Now, we'll dress up in secret.
27:47If only we could just...
27:48Hang on.
27:49I feel a song coming on.
27:51Hit it!
27:55I wanna express myself.
27:58I got some magic in me.
28:00I wanna show.
28:01Yeah!
28:03There's so much more to me.
28:05Besides the freaking thing I do with my throat.
28:09I wanna express myself.
28:12I got a fantasy that I wanna live.
28:16Learn how to sew a dress.
28:19Instead of learning how to fashion a ship.
28:22What am I gonna do with this?
28:23That could really hurt someone.
28:24I know!
28:25Our lives need a little less.
28:28And a little less.
28:29And a little more drag.
28:32Your lives need a little less.
28:35And a little less.
28:36Oh my God!
28:37And a little more drag.
28:39It's the dress.
28:40It's the wig.
28:41It's the heels walking.
28:43It's the mood.
28:43It's the mood.
28:44It's the attitude.
28:46Our lives need a little less.
28:49And a little less.
28:50And a little more drag.
28:53My mom taught me you have to stand up for what you believe in.
28:56There's a council meeting tonight.
28:58And they're playing the outlaw dragon with Bung Tug forever.
29:00We gotta go!
29:02Our lives need a little less.
29:04And a little less.
29:06And a little more drag.
29:10Yay!
29:15Are you sure you want to do this, dear?
29:17Think back on the days when we used to have fun doing drag.
29:21I have no idea what you're talking about.
29:24As of 8pm tonight, there will be no more drag in the township of West Bung Tug.
29:29All in favor, say aye!
29:32Aye!
29:33Object!
29:35Don't want to fight, but you've got me up against a wall.
29:39Here's a verse from the good book, Guru by Rupaul.
29:42Everybody's in drag whether you like it or not.
29:46You and you!
29:48Your dedication is pointless.
29:50I'm not gonna budge you.
29:52It's falling on deaf ears.
29:53I don't give up.
29:54Mom, I'm home tonight when I pray.
29:56It's your name I'm bringing up.
30:00Father, son, house of love.
30:03Hey!
30:05Hey!
30:05Take back your name, Lord.
30:10Kill!
30:10Kill!
30:12Give us our drag, Paul!
30:16My dear wife, this young man makes a very persuasive argument.
30:20What do you say?
30:22Well, Carl, my loving, soft-spoken husband, what do I say?
30:27I say, all those in favor of banning drag forever, say aye!
30:33Then drag is abolished officially!
30:37Carl, let's go get dinner.
30:38I'm starving.
30:40What are we gonna do?
30:45Take, take back your name, Lord.
30:50Give, give us our drag, Paul.
30:55We deserve to take who we are.
30:58Baby, it's not, not a call.
31:02So you, give, give us our drag, Paul.
31:08Sorry, Heaven, you tried.
31:10Kids, this ain't over yet.
31:13Here, hand these out.
31:14Give, give us our drag, Paul.
31:27Welcome, bum-tuckers.
31:29Category is Dragball Eleganza.
31:34First up, you know him as Heaven Bacon.
31:37Say hello to Cindy Whopper.
31:42You know him as Christian Preacher Teacher.
31:46Say hello to Madonna Summer Night.
31:52You know him as Tuck.
31:54Say hello to Ivana Dance.
31:58Somebody who loves me.
32:00Dumbagum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, girl.
32:02Put that face in your wall.
32:05Stop right now.
32:07This ball is busted officially.
32:09The only thing busted around here is that mug.
32:14Earlene.
32:15Poor scene.
32:16Is that you?
32:17When we were young, drag saved my life.
32:20And it saved yours too.
32:21Have you forgotten where we came from?
32:23Drag is a fight.
32:26Drag is a fight.
32:29Drag only reveals who you really are.
32:34Drag only hears a moment in your life.
32:35If you want to shine, I'm letting you know this.
32:39The kind of love we grow can't grow in the dark.
32:42The pride that we feel
32:47The power we hold in our high heels
32:53The rights that we've earned
32:58Where we began and what we've learned
33:03Was built on drag
33:08Ooh, you might know me as Carl Preacher Teacher
33:13But back in the day, they called me Miss Hickle Spurman
33:19The pride that we've tried
33:23The power we hold in our high heels
33:30The power we hold in our high heels
33:36The power we hold in our high heels
33:40Was built on drag
33:44Was built on drag
33:50Was built on drag
33:59Carl, what has gotten into you?
34:01I've been sitting on a secret for way too long
34:04And I couldn't hold it in any longer
34:08We found the glitter under the gray
34:11We took the hate and threw it away
34:13And found these old dirty tights
34:16They still are cute
34:16Thumbtuck was backwards when we showed up
34:19We knew exactly what had to be done
34:21Put drag back in the line
34:23Yeah, we did
34:24Lead with love
34:25You don't give up
34:27You beat that face
34:28And show up anyway
34:31And now today
34:34Everybody's going
34:35We're loose
34:36Grab the wig and put it on you
34:38There's a wig and what's the kung fu
34:42Everybody's going
34:43We're loose
34:44All these sisters waiting for you
34:46There's a wig and what's the kung fu
34:50Everybody's going
34:51What do you say, honey?
34:52I say
34:54I say
34:56The family that slays together
34:58SNAES TOGETHER
35:03Come on, get an amen
35:06A man
35:08Drops too high
35:10Bring it back down and
35:12Everybody's going
35:13Wiggles
35:14Grab the wig and what are you?
35:17There's a wig and what's the kung fu
35:19Oh, everybody's going
35:21Wiggles
35:22All these sisters waiting for you
35:25There's a wig and what's the kung fu
35:27Oh, everybody's going
35:29Wiggles
35:36The world is your right wing
35:39The category is
35:41Everybody Say Glove
35:43Glove
35:43Up first
35:46Lucy LaDuca
35:47Hey, it's the shape of LaDuca
35:50This love letter to the creature from the Black Lagoon
35:53I designed from head to toe
35:55I'm giving a 50s style swimsuit
35:58Made out of latex, darling
36:00And of course, the gloves are in opera length
36:04With a huge fin down the sides
36:06And I have webbed fingers
36:08I mean, who else is doing that?
36:10I'm letting them know that I may be a creature
36:13But I'm a creature of love
36:15Yes, Miss Swamp Thing if you're nasty
36:17Hang on, Kelp is on the way
36:22Anitra
36:23We are back at Limelight
36:25She's totally gloving the gloves
36:28Mama, I am giving you rave realness
36:30And that's on Flur
36:31Bitch, I love a rave
36:32I will write a rave review about a rave
36:35So I'm giving you a blue leather glove
36:36And I have these laser lights coming right out of my hands
36:39Because what is a rave without lasers?
36:41Hit me with them laser beams
36:44I am pumping, stomping, and beaming this runway
36:46I'm giving you hip, ass
36:48I'm giving you body
36:49And topped it off with a signature scar on my eye
36:52In this beautiful neon green
36:54This look is lit
36:58Mistress Isabelle Brooks
36:59Oh my god, so gorgeous
37:02Oh, oh, oh, oh
37:04Preacher Teacher wanted everything black and white
37:06So right now, I'm giving a full 180
37:09I'm in my sunshine era
37:10I want them to be blinded by the sunshine
37:13The beautiful yellow on my skin
37:14The gloves are attached to the gown
37:16I have this really huge taffeta bow
37:18That looks like it's part of the gloves
37:20I have these beautiful long dangling jewels
37:22That I'm just holding
37:23And ugh, it's opulent, bitch
37:25It's over
37:25Take that, 2 Chainz
37:28If gloving you is right
37:29I don't want to be wrong
37:31Luxe Noir London
37:33Breaking 2
37:34Electric Boogaloo
37:35You know how Lux got on the show?
37:37You know how?
37:38Casting call
37:39I think that my look is a very interesting take on gloves
37:43That emo kid in high school
37:44Who like broke their arm
37:46And like had everybody sign it
37:48The arm casts are signed by my friends from home
37:51So it's a very special piece to me
37:53I'm just giving them the classic Luxe experience
37:55With a little edge to it
37:57I may have two broken arms
37:58But these legs still pop, mama
38:00Paris is burning
38:02Uh, plaster of Paris
38:03Yes, plaster of Paris
38:06Selena's titty
38:07If you can't glove yourself
38:09How you gonna glove somebody else?
38:11Well, you know what they say about huge hands
38:12You know what?
38:13A huge dick
38:16You know I love a big masculine hand, honey
38:18I'm giving you the biggest love you've ever seen
38:20It is just out of the box
38:22Kooky, it's weird
38:23You're like, what's happening?
38:24I look like a full-on cartoon character, bitch
38:26Look at my hair
38:27It's so cute
38:28Very T.O.C. vibes
38:29I'm feeling real cuncy
38:30I feel real hip-hop
38:31I feel like Cardi B
38:32If Cardi B had giant hands
38:34You know what sounds good?
38:35What?
38:36Red Lobster
38:40Sasha Colby
38:41Ooh, she's in a league of her own
38:44Oh, Mitt Crew
38:47I'm giving you baseball girl realness
38:50A glove outfit made of pure baseball gloves
38:53I came up with this concept
38:54I was just thinking of a new way to, like, use gloves
38:57I still wanted to be chic
38:58I still wanted to be high fashion
38:59I'm feeling kind of like Harley Quinn
39:01Like, superhero
39:01Obviously, like, super sexy
39:03Sorry, I can't help it
39:04Baby, I am feeling like I'm going to catch balls
39:06Grab balls
39:09We ballin', baby
39:09Ooh, I think she plays for the Houston Astros
39:14Swing, bada, bada
39:17Welcome, Ladykins
39:18Just blanket statement, I have to say
39:20There have been some extraordinary, epic rusicals on the show
39:24Tonight, with the best of the best
39:25It was, like, Broadway-level
39:28Y'all were incredible
39:29The work you put into this, it showed
39:32Which makes our job really, really difficult
39:34Now, it's time for the judges' critiques
39:38First up, Lucy LaDuca
39:41I loved you in the rusical
39:42Right off the bat, I feel like you carried it very strongly
39:45It was just really, really well done
39:47It was professional
39:48I hope you have fun
39:49Because I feel like you're a workaholic
39:51I think tonight, you did the shape of water type of creature from the Black Lagoon
39:55I enjoyed it, it's cute
39:57Thank you
39:57Up next, Anitra
39:59I like your outfit tonight
40:01It's like, drag-tron future
40:03I love it
40:04Mama Bacon's not the biggest part
40:06But luckily, you managed to take this solo
40:08And have a real moment
40:10It was really powerful
40:11Like, I felt like you were there for these kids
40:14It was so fulfilling
40:15Because you really understood what your role is
40:19And not only did you understand it, you lived it
40:22So it was really fabulous to watch
40:25That lip sync is one that will stay with me for a very long time
40:28Thank you
40:29Up next, Mistress Isabelle Brooks
40:32Your solo was so well done
40:34I thought you had a good time with it
40:36You were really into it
40:37And then you get to play this, you know, church lady
40:40Who, by the way, we are facing in real time out there
40:43This is a real-life villain as well
40:45Somehow, I hate her
40:46But I was rooting for you in a weird way
40:49And then when you turned the corner for the runway
40:51I really gasped
40:52Having just seen you in the Rusical
40:54Wearing something so different
40:56And to just see this glamour
40:58I mean, it was so cool
40:59It's so beautiful
41:00Honey, you did Houston proud this evening
41:03Up next, Luxe Noir London
41:06This is my favorite of all the concepts for sure on the runway
41:10You know, it's kind of like wonderfully Daria about it or something
41:14Totally
41:15Let's talk about you in the Rusical
41:16A little tiny part
41:17And you didn't miss a beat
41:19There's a thing we go to after school
41:21Come with me
41:21Flag
41:22Wink
41:22Nudge
41:23Nudge
41:23You know how I feel about the gayetry that surrounds you
41:26I just connect with the fact that you live authentically
41:29And it shows up in everything that you do
41:31I was gay since I popped out the womb
41:33I love it
41:35Thank you
41:35I know that you initially wanted the heaven bacon role
41:39And you got into it with Lucy
41:40I would like to clear this up
41:42I had the role first
41:45And then I gave it to her
41:46But you know, that's in the past
41:48But you had a great time
41:49Thanks, Luxe
41:50Thank you
41:51Up next, Selena as Titties
41:54I loved seeing you in the classroom as Tuck
41:57When I thought it was Rosie O'Donnell in A League of Their Own
41:59Yeah
42:00But I loved seeing you go wholeheartedly into that look
42:05Because it's so different for Selena
42:07Being out of S-Titties on stage was really scary for me
42:10Because, like, I don't
42:11Jason doesn't go out in the world like that
42:14So to be on stage like that was really, like, vulnerable for me
42:17When all of the characters, you know, finally come out in drag at the ball
42:20It was such a big change from your character
42:23I thought that was a really job well done
42:24You know, I just have to face it, okay
42:26There's so much going on on the jumpsuit
42:28That I just now realized you even had gloves on
42:33But, you know, maybe it would have been even a more bold move to just do some black with that
42:36And really service gloves
42:39Up next, Sasha Colby
42:41Can I ask you why you chose this part?
42:43Sure
42:43I felt that I really wanted to show a trans woman not afraid to go for the laugh
42:49And also Carl spoke to me because he reminded me of my dad when he was alive
42:53He had a very overbearing wife
42:55And he still managed to find fun and really loved me in drag
42:59I just have loved seeing you this season take these kind of risks to show us what you got
43:04I think it was very smart to choose this character
43:06I gotta tell you, when I saw Carl, I thought, oh my goodness, Carl's kind of hot
43:11Yes!
43:13And then when you transformed in the green dress, that number was so great
43:16There was so much in that solo of yours that just lit up the stage
43:20And your look is obviously very put together, but it's still got, like, a lot of wit and charm to
43:24it
43:24This is probably the closest I've ever been to a baseball game, and I'm really excited about it
43:29It's so clever, so chic
43:31Lovely
43:32Glovely
43:33Oh my God
43:35Queens, this week the competition is neck and neck
43:39So I want to hear from you
43:42Who should go home tonight, and why?
43:47Lucy
43:50To go by track record
43:54Um, Selena has been in the bottom
43:56A lot
43:57Hold up
43:58After you came to me and cried on my shoulder
44:00Now you want to say I should go home?
44:02Let's be real here
44:04You don't like Mistress and Luck, so why didn't you say their name?
44:07Girl!
44:08Anitra
44:08I feel bad saying statistics
44:10But at the end of the day, that's the nitty gritty
44:13I think I would have to say Selena has titties
44:17Okay
44:19Mistress
44:19If I had to be honest, I'm tired of being at the Sasha Colby meet and greet
44:23And that's my biggest competition
44:24So sorry, auntie
44:26All good
44:27Lux
44:28You know, I think really analyzing the lineup that we have here tonight
44:31I would say that Sasha Colby does drag on a level that is clean-cut, concise
44:36But she just puts that little extra thing on it that makes it the Sasha Colby experience
44:41Selena
44:42Brings something so unique with her perspective
44:45It has so much heart
44:47Mistress
44:48She also has a unique spin on what she does because she's not afraid to push the boundary
44:52That is something that is very admirable
44:54You never know what to expect from Anitra
44:56And I think that the unexpected is something that I look for
45:00Lucy does what she does exceptionally well
45:04However, Lucy's drag, I would have to say for a lack of a better word, is a little on the
45:08more generic side
45:11Everybody else on this lineup brings something a little different and unique
45:14So tonight I'd have to say Lucy for those reasons
45:20Selena
45:21I'd first like to start out saying that the girls who said my name
45:26Each time I was in the bottom, they thought I was in the top that week
45:28So, you know, if we're looking for America's Next Drag Superstar
45:32That's someone who's bringing something fresh to the game
45:35I don't see future of drag when I see Lucy
45:38Sasha
45:39Well, since you can't send them all home
45:42I would send Lucy or Lux home because they both have two wins
45:46They're tapping on my ass and I need the competition gone
45:51Ladies, thank you for your honesty
45:54While you untuck in the workroom, the judges and I will deliberate
45:59Now just between us squirrel friends, I want to know what you think
46:03Let's start with Lucy
46:05Her characterization as Heaven Bacon in the boy form
46:08I thought it was fantastic
46:09And then when she crossed into drag, I kind of lost her
46:13And I'm getting a feeling that she is all business and not having fun
46:17And it's interesting that some of the queens were calling her out tonight
46:21Lucy is really, really good
46:23It's just, are other queens having more special moments?
46:26And that's what we have to ask ourselves
46:28Anitra
46:29I was continuously blown away by her performance in the Rusical
46:33It was so touching and so beautiful
46:35Anitra made us feel something
46:38She absolutely did
46:39Mistress
46:40The villain is the most fun character, hands down
46:43Michelle knows
46:44Yes
46:45And I really liked her approach
46:48I enjoyed watching Mistress in this role
46:51And I love what she said
46:53I am going to send home my competition
46:55That bitch, right there
46:57Let's talk about Lux
46:59Before I discuss Lux, I'd like to address each of you individually
47:03Oh my god, I could have watched that for the rest of the week
47:06That was great
47:07I thought we did
47:10I kind of want to add her to my legal team, perhaps
47:13Oh my god
47:14I mean, that is star quality stuff
47:16And she's got it
47:17And she'll tell you
47:20Selena's titties
47:21I felt like she really thrived in the Rusical
47:24The runway is not great
47:27This ironically looks a little second hand
47:29And I'm not talking about the hands
47:32There's a lot of work to be done with the aesthetic
47:34But she did a good job tonight
47:37Sasha Colby
47:38You could feel the joy she was having as Carl
47:40You know, I'm married, right?
47:42Yes
47:42But Carl could still get it
47:43Oh yeah
47:45And the way she Patti LaBelle'd the hell out of that solo was amazing
47:48A really, really good night for her
47:50Tickets are just about sold out to the meet and greet
47:52So come see me, because I'm scalping
47:57Silence
47:58I've made my decision
48:00Bring back my girl
48:02Welcome back, ladies
48:03I've made some decisions
48:07Mistress Isabelle Brooks
48:09You are safe
48:11Thank you
48:12You may step to the back of the stage
48:17Lux Noir London
48:20You are safe
48:21Thank you
48:26Sasha Colby
48:29You are safe
48:38Anitra
48:38As Mama Bacon
48:40You served up a heaping helping
48:42Of love and emotion
48:44That we'll never forget
48:46Congratulations
48:47You are the winner of this week's challenge
48:52You've won a cash prize of $5,000
48:54Thank you
48:55So this is my second challenge win
48:57I can't say fucks
48:59So I'm gonna say forking
49:00I am so forking excited
49:02To win this forking challenge
49:04What am I crying so much to make?
49:07Lucy LaDuca
49:08Selena S. Titties
49:11I'm sorry, my dears
49:12But you are up for elimination
49:15Two queens stand before me
49:18Ladies
49:19This is your last chance
49:20To impress me
49:21And save yourself
49:23From elimination
49:27The time has come
49:29For you to lip sync
49:31For
49:32Your
49:33Life
49:37Here I am
49:38Once again
49:38Do I deserve to be in the bottom?
49:40No, but
49:41I'm a fighter
49:42I am going to serve
49:44The experience
49:45With these dumbass gloves
49:46You ready?
49:48Good luck
49:49And don't
49:51Fuck
49:52It
49:52Up
50:00It doesn't hurt me
50:02Yeah, yeah
50:03But you wanna feel
50:05How it feels
50:06Yeah, yeah
50:07But you wanna know
50:08Know that it doesn't hurt me
50:10Yeah, yeah
50:11But you wanna hear
50:13About the deal
50:14You wanna make it
50:15Is there so much heat
50:16That I want to love
50:18Yeah, yeah
50:19Well tell me
50:20We both matter
50:21Don't we
50:22Ain't
50:23Ain't
50:23Ain't
50:24Ain't
50:28Ain't
50:49You
50:50It's you
50:50And me
50:50Let me steal
50:52This moment
50:53From you now
50:54Call angel
50:56Come on
50:57Come on
50:58Come on
50:58Let's exchange
51:00The experience
51:01Get up there
51:03Get up there
51:06Go
51:09Give up
51:10There
51:31Come on
51:34Move
51:52Ladies, I've made my decision.
51:59Lucy LaDuca, shantay you stay.
52:03You may join the other girls.
52:09Selena has titties.
52:10Thanks for the mammaries.
52:13Now, sashay away.
52:16Thank you guys so much.
52:19You sure?
52:23It's titties, it's titties, my titties, not your titties!
52:27Ow!
52:27All right, baby, the titties are coming!
52:31I let myself dim my light here because of bitches.
52:36And don't let no bitch dim your light, hoe.
52:38I also didn't win any fucking money here.
52:40So, I need all the cointadas, fuck those hoes.
52:43We can bring it over to that cities, okay?
52:47Hey!
52:48Indragulations, queens.
52:49And remember, if you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?
52:54Can I get an amen up in here?
52:55Amen!
52:56Alright, now let the music play!
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