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00:00:06We have no more Robin fierce her run here was not as long as I thought it was gonna be
00:00:12but I can't wait to
00:00:13see what she's gonna pull out in the future Lucy's ladies ho and Jax I'm blocking you it is very
00:00:21hard
00:00:22to say bye to Robin because I know how badly she wants it but this is a competition and I
00:00:26gotta
00:00:26worry about myself and no one else so did anybody expect to be in the top and they were safe
00:00:32or in
00:00:32the bottom I was shocked on behalf of my group I thought that my entire group should have been in
00:00:36the top honestly yeah I'm glad that I was up there for us at least yeah also a little birdie
00:00:43told me
00:00:43some things happen in Untucked Law she's always got a little bird on her shoulder basically Malaysia has
00:00:48some opinions about how me and you were dead set on heavy metal the reason why I stood my ground
00:00:54is
00:00:54because I felt like their group was being bullied it was like oh we're doing it it's ours I think
00:00:59we
00:00:59should stop using the bully word y'all were still giving us the same amount of pushback after y'all
00:01:03had already like okay I'm sorry I'm so sick of talking about this please do not cut me off ever
00:01:08okay
00:01:08I'm not disrespect me I've never disrespected you ever did you want to comment babe she said what I
00:01:16said oh okay here's work I'm a very understanding person but if you have something to say say to my
00:01:26face whenever I was laughing it's because I think y'all were taking it very serious so for me I
00:01:32was
00:01:32laughing because it really wasn't a big deal to me right but you realize how patronizing that is when
00:01:36you laugh at people when we're all trying to figure out like a common solution I don't appreciate
00:01:41sauce or trying to utilize every moment to be a teaching moment for us as if she is fucking
00:01:46Dumbledore or something if I didn't think it was that serious in the moment I wouldn't have been
00:01:50doing it like yeah and that's why I was like well maybe this is just like tactic just to like
00:01:53be
00:01:54like you know be in a group like not it's not saying tactic is bad no but like just being
00:01:58like
00:01:58okay well maybe like let's just like yeah I apologize if I made you feel that way because that was
00:02:03not
00:02:03my intent so if I ever make you feel that way all you gotta do is tell me I'm a
00:02:07very understanding
00:02:07person but what you don't have to do is speak about it when I'm not in the room well thank
00:02:11you both I like that we got to resolve that but my sister come on Sasha used her words and
00:02:17we
00:02:17resolved the issue and if you don't feel like talking right now that's fine that's all you gotta
00:02:20say it's not funny I'm laughing because it's fucking awkward because we were in untucked bitch
00:02:27you're mad because I don't know what the fuck now you're trying to piss me off when I don't feel
00:02:32like
00:02:32I did anything now I'm seeing mistress is true colors she's fired up and she's poking and she's
00:02:38being that mean girl y'all are saying like oh we could have had a conversation no you can have
00:02:43a
00:02:43conversation I'm an adult I can have a conversation I'm not gonna go back and forth on this conversation
00:02:47because it's getting nowhere I apologize if I made you feel that way but at the end of the day
00:02:50I'm not gonna apologize for how I felt in that moment and for how it went and that's the same
00:02:54way
00:02:54and that's why I said what I said oh well you have a blessed night as will I this is
00:03:03a turning
00:03:04point it was fun and games before but I think they're both pissed like this is some real ish right
00:03:08here so the girls don't want to see me mad trust me girl I'm not going to apologize for having
00:03:14fun
00:03:14but if y'all don't want me to have fun let the games begin right now it's like world war
00:03:19drag race
00:03:20the battle is on and made the best drag queen win
00:03:28the winner of ru paul's drag race receives a one-year supply of anastasia beverly hills
00:03:32cosmetics and a gag-worthy grand prize of two hundred thousand dollars served by cash out
00:03:38with extra special guest judge harvey gill
00:03:40new ball drag race it's the best check we win
00:03:43check we win
00:03:47this way
00:03:48wait
00:03:49it's a new day in the workroom and we're all kind of tiptoeing in like how's everybody doing today
00:03:59last week was crazy yeah senses were definitely flying high we just like don't know what's
00:04:03gonna happen or how things are gonna read there's just a lot of pressure and like Sasha said we're
00:04:08family and family have to fight it out sometimes and then we resolve and we move on yeah malaysia's
00:04:14kind of making eyes at me trying to see if we're good but bitch i am avoiding looking at her
00:04:17because
00:04:17i am not really in the mood to talk to you hello hello hello my queens batten down the hatches
00:04:27because
00:04:27for this week's maxi challenge you'll be starring in the reboot of one of my favorite shows of all time
00:04:43i'm excited because last season they added all the farts and the girls didn't even know jasmine
00:04:50i'm ready for all the surprises and i hope it's funny as hell
00:04:53now the action still centers around three feuding drag race dynasties but this time
00:05:00we're serving the show sitcom style
00:05:07did i do that
00:05:10and aura you won the maxi challenge last week so you're in charge of assigning the roles
00:05:17this is gonna be fun should i sabotage somebody should i
00:05:22racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
00:05:26yes people that have been nice to me will get the parts they want
00:05:32daytona wins 2 is all about big daddy's funeral so we have prostitutes and a bunch of honky tonk southern
00:05:37girls
00:05:39fancy
00:05:40the town's classiest prostitute and big daddy's mistress
00:05:43fancy michaels is the role to get if you want to win this challenge that's going to be the one
00:05:48you want
00:05:48because fancy calls for big personality that's perfect for me
00:05:52is there any characters that's like stick to you fancy or hattie ruth i personally am interested in
00:05:57fancy i would really love fancy i'm also interested in fancy
00:06:02i want metal
00:06:04i actually wanted fantasy fantasy
00:06:08i don't care if those bitches want fancy's character it's over the top it's something i have never done before
00:06:14fancy is my character and that's it period let's move on bitches let's go
00:06:18i know for a fact that i want malaysia to be the reverend
00:06:22perfect this role is made for me i could do widow i can do leo oh i would do deandra
00:06:28there's still jackson i i want a jackson i immediately see the name jackson on the list
00:06:33and the description as a massive stoner and i say hey i'm a massive stoner
00:06:38all right now that we got our parts let's get to work
00:06:42all the scenes we've gathered the same table let's do that let's go let's do this all right
00:06:48i look at my scene partners and one of my scene partners is the mistress
00:06:53i'm very confused how this is going to go at this point because
00:06:56we are not on the best of terms looking at them they have oh
00:06:59never mind
00:07:03i don't think anybody realized that let's just malistress work couple names they ended up in
00:07:10the same group and i think like their whole thing is like back and forth you're kidding me
00:07:15it's a competition i high key hope they don't work well together so they don't do a good job
00:07:22so let's read it through this week's matthew challenge is the reboot of daytona wins
00:07:27mother has arrived that's like a vivacious quote right mother has arrived mother has arrived
00:07:33is it true big daddy down on top of you they had to prime off of me it was rigor
00:07:39morris girl
00:07:40i'm saying this line and i don't even know what it means like i had they had to prime off
00:07:45of me
00:07:45it was rigor morris like i don't i'm not connecting to that line or is not doing fancy justice fancy
00:07:51is
00:07:51a funny role bitch everyone in the room wanted it so you got to turn it out just a suggestion
00:07:55i i feel
00:07:57like you would do widow better just the way you deliver things okay that's just my opinion do
00:08:03you want to do fancy i'm just not getting the references i mean if she can play it better let's
00:08:08do it i don't want to be a fail in the group and make the whole scene look stupid um
00:08:12i could do fancy
00:08:13i think that i i feel like if we maybe but do you want to try reading as it let's
00:08:16read it i feel like
00:08:17this is just mistress trying to get the bigger role the important thing too with acting is that you
00:08:22identify with the character so like for me i think it's so funny to just be like the
00:08:26that nobody wants around but like i'm here right right congratulations to mistress for pulling one
00:08:32over she really got the girl she said she wanted the role she didn't get it but she was not
00:08:36gonna
00:08:37stop until she got it hi ladies it's now time to shoot daytona win too i know that me and
00:08:46mistress
00:08:46didn't leave off with a clear understanding of where we stood but at the end of the day i'm a
00:08:50professional
00:08:52do what i gotta do all right we are ready and action lisa dean we have an ant problem your
00:08:59aunt
00:08:59wanda your aunt zelda no an a-nt problem cut cut cut slow it down a-nt like she's hard
00:09:07of hearing
00:09:08and then take your time there's a sound effect you know sitcom and action no an a-nt problem you
00:09:17grew
00:09:17up watching the disney channel you know how they are gonna give disney you don't have to do your
00:09:21voice is that lisa dean i'll go lisa dean okay you want lower right no what i'm saying is i
00:09:29want you
00:09:30to feel it she looks beautiful beautiful gowns beautiful gowns but she is not taking direction well
00:09:36or at all mother has arrived it feels so good to slam this door and miss your face like
00:09:48jackson can you take your mother to the kitchen please cut cut cut cut okay that's good reverend
00:09:53this is an opportunity for you to really milk it and do you speak in tongues um i could try
00:09:58action
00:09:59jackson will you take your mother to the kitchen what for because the lord he has a message for you
00:10:06hallelujah oh god you're feeling it in my spirit cut cut
00:10:12i love it i think we're moving on big daddy was my lover i loved him and he loved me
00:10:20and i loved him
00:10:21right back again look we've been in the kitchen for five minutes and the lord hasn't said a word
00:10:28Hey, who invited a prostitute to a funeral?
00:10:33And cut.
00:10:34Jax, I know you're trying to do a Southern thing,
00:10:36but can you do, like, a way...
00:10:37How long are we supposed to be up in here?
00:10:38The character description was stoner,
00:10:40so I wasn't sure, like, how reserved to, like, do that.
00:10:41You have to make it work.
00:10:42You know, you bitches are trying to get a spin-off here.
00:10:45And then fancy.
00:10:46I love what you're doing.
00:10:47Try it a few different ways.
00:10:48Have fun with it, okay?
00:10:49Fancy Michaels!
00:10:50You should start getting used to the way you're going.
00:10:53Where? Pump springs?
00:10:54No, hill springs.
00:10:56Hey, hey, hey!
00:10:59Who'd invite a prostitute to a funeral?
00:11:02Okay, bye, Rihanna.
00:11:03Go back in the kitchen.
00:11:04Under your umbrella.
00:11:06Rihanna.
00:11:06Bella, Bella.
00:11:09Okay, good.
00:11:12Love the timing that you two have.
00:11:15I think the spin-off might be you two together.
00:11:17All right.
00:11:18Yeah.
00:11:18The show is called Heaven and Hell.
00:11:21If Ru only knew what we just been through,
00:11:24I think we are pretty good actresses.
00:11:26Let's just say that.
00:11:28All right, moving on.
00:11:30Achoo!
00:11:31Big Daddy wasn't straight either.
00:11:33Woo!
00:11:33I was married to him for about 25 years,
00:11:36and to that man,
00:11:38a hole was a hole.
00:11:40Any hole is a goal.
00:11:42Any hole is a goal, not a hole.
00:11:44For that man, any hole is goal.
00:11:49Aura really, um, my God.
00:11:54My God.
00:11:55And to that man, a hole was a goal.
00:11:58Any hole.
00:11:59Any hole was a goal.
00:12:00So say that line again,
00:12:01and say it, and eat it up.
00:12:03Like, Big Daddy wasn't straight either.
00:12:05Okay.
00:12:05Whoa!
00:12:07Okay.
00:12:07Cool.
00:12:07I was married to the man for 25...
00:12:10See how I'm eating up 25?
00:12:12Okay.
00:12:12This is the last take of this.
00:12:14Big Daddy wasn't straight either.
00:12:15What?
00:12:16I was married to him for 25 years,
00:12:19and to that man, any hole was a goal.
00:12:24I fucked up.
00:12:25I wish I could have kept Fancy's part now.
00:12:28So let's go ahead and get into the positions
00:12:31for the last two pages.
00:12:33And action.
00:12:35What is in these brownies?
00:12:40What?
00:12:43Oh, you wanted a twist?
00:12:47You are fucking kidding me.
00:12:49The last person I thought to walk through that door.
00:12:58Girl, it's time.
00:13:00Today we're going to be watching Daytona win 2
00:13:03for the first time
00:13:03and see the work that we did yesterday, baby.
00:13:06Is it safe for me to sit up here this week?
00:13:09I guess you could take a seat.
00:13:13Girl, what is she about to do?
00:13:14I know that last week
00:13:16was like a rocky patch for us,
00:13:19but I know you probably didn't get a clear understanding
00:13:21of how I felt in that moment.
00:13:23And I know that we play a lot,
00:13:25especially coming from that pageant background.
00:13:27We read and we throw jokes and insults out at each other.
00:13:29But when it came to that particular challenge,
00:13:31I just felt that you just wasn't being nice.
00:13:35For me, I just didn't want it to feel like
00:13:38Lux and I were being bullied or we were being malicious
00:13:40because I think the verbiage of that could really be misconstrued.
00:13:44And like our relationship,
00:13:45we have been just joking around and being funny.
00:13:46So like in that moment,
00:13:47it wasn't as serious as maybe y'all felt it was.
00:13:50If I made you feel a way or uncomfortable in that moment
00:13:52or like you wasn't getting a clear understanding from me,
00:13:54I apologize on that behalf.
00:13:56But you know, my feelings was my feelings.
00:13:59I think that Malaysia had a moment
00:14:01where she flipped the switch
00:14:03and I was like, girl, I don't know who this is.
00:14:05And for you to make it seem like I'm bullying y'all,
00:14:08that's not really the tea.
00:14:09I was just cutting up.
00:14:09We were having a good time.
00:14:10Like we've done every single week we've been here.
00:14:12We kind of lean on each other for support
00:14:14and I don't want to lose like the person that I'm closest with
00:14:17like over something that could be resolved
00:14:19over an adult conversation, you know?
00:14:21I'm a very understanding person.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:22But if I ever feel pushed against the wall, bitch,
00:14:25the beast comes out and that's why I did not want it to come.
00:14:26I did not want it to get to that.
00:14:28And I wanted to avoid that too.
00:14:29I'm really feeling good that we can squash this tension.
00:14:32We big bitches, so we squash anything.
00:14:56Let your whole body talk.
00:14:59Yes, ma'am.
00:15:00What?
00:15:01Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:15:04The mark to my Mindy, it's Michelle Visage.
00:15:08Michelle, what's your favorite old sitcom catchphrase?
00:15:12Kiss my grit.
00:15:14Style superstar Carson Kressley.
00:15:17How about you?
00:15:18Sit on it, Ru.
00:15:21And the absolutely fabulous Harvey Guillen.
00:15:25How are you feeling?
00:15:26Dino-mite.
00:15:27Ru?
00:15:28This week, we challenged our queens to show off their comedy chops
00:15:32in a reboot of Daytona Wind.
00:15:36Tonight on the runway, category is Puffa, Please.
00:15:41Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queens win.
00:15:51First up, Lucy LaDuca.
00:15:54Who you gonna call?
00:15:55Lucy, baby.
00:15:56I am serving the most iconic puffer look that I could think of.
00:16:00The Stay Puffed Marshmallow Woman.
00:16:03Oh, I can see her fluff or nutter.
00:16:06Spice.
00:16:07This outfit is giving you spice, spice, baby.
00:16:11I'm just feeling icy and frosty, and I'm loving every second of it.
00:16:15Sasha Colby.
00:16:16I feel so sexy in this look.
00:16:18I'm giving you Puffer jacket, then I'm giving you Puffer vest,
00:16:21then I'm giving you Puffer suspenders parachute moment.
00:16:25This is everything.
00:16:26Flow like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
00:16:30Luxe, New York, London.
00:16:32This look is the iconic peak in black suit that Jackie Kennedy famously sported,
00:16:36but with a futuristic The Jetsons kind of twist on it.
00:16:40Boom, bang, pow.
00:16:42I crushed it.
00:16:44Malaysia baby doll box.
00:16:48I am a housewife out in the cold, baby, serving frozen lemonade.
00:16:51Baby, I'm that bitch.
00:16:54Ooh.
00:16:55Aura Mayari.
00:16:57My silhouette is a big kimono.
00:16:59It's probably 50 pounds, but it is painful to be beautiful.
00:17:04Hate to see you go, but I love to see you sleep.
00:17:07Jax.
00:17:08Ooh, now you know what the buzz is all about.
00:17:10I got my stinger on the back of my Puffer, the yellow and black bumblebee pattern.
00:17:15She's cute, she's fun, but don't mess with her because you're going to get stung.
00:17:20Mistress Isabelle Rooks.
00:17:22A Puffer coat on a big girl would be an absolute disaster.
00:17:25You want to make sure that you're doing a silhouette that's going to make the right things stand out.
00:17:29I feel so glamorous.
00:17:30This is like one of my most fashionable moments.
00:17:33Anitra.
00:17:34I'm representing the Las Vegas state bird, which is the prostitute.
00:17:37It's fur-lined for warmth because hoes do get cold.
00:17:42Marsha.
00:17:43Marsha took a summer trip to, like, the Swiss Alps, and she's really confused why it's cold.
00:17:48Marsha may have frostbite, but baby, this runway is on fire.
00:17:52She ain't less titties.
00:17:54If a titties lived in an igloo, this is what she would wear to school, okay?
00:17:57She got everything she needed in her Puffer coat.
00:17:59And it's cold out here in the North Pole, so a titties eat hot Cheetos to stay warm.
00:18:02Ooh, but then she runs out.
00:18:04Does she have more?
00:18:05Yes!
00:18:05Ooh, ooh.
00:18:07Her pussy is on fire.
00:18:12Welcome, ladies.
00:18:13It is time for the world premiere of Daytona Wind.
00:18:37Daytona Wind was filmed in front of a Jive Studio audience.
00:18:41Oh, we sure are going to miss you, Big Daddy.
00:18:44But I sure won't miss your terrible gas.
00:18:52Lizardine, we have an ant problem.
00:18:58Which one?
00:18:59Your Aunt Zelda or your Aunt Wanda?
00:19:01No, an A.N.T. problem.
00:19:04Jackson's ant farm broke, and red fire ants are everywhere.
00:19:08And on the day of Big Daddy's funeral.
00:19:12I feel very attacked!
00:19:21Yep.
00:19:22We're still together.
00:19:29Maxi and Leo, so good to see you.
00:19:32Your father was a special man.
00:19:35Nothing could clear a room faster than his terrible jokes.
00:19:38And his terrible gas.
00:19:42Is there something wrong, darling?
00:19:45I was just feeling Big Daddy's spirit.
00:19:48That man was always putting his foot down.
00:19:50Oh, ow, I think I feel the spirit too.
00:20:02Oh, it feels a pinch of my backside.
00:20:09That sounds like Big Daddy, all right.
00:20:17Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today.
00:20:21Shining like a reverend.
00:20:23Huh?
00:20:25Reverend!
00:20:26Huh?
00:20:28Reverend!
00:20:30Huh?
00:20:32Reverend!
00:20:33We're over here.
00:20:35Oh!
00:20:36Hallelujah!
00:20:37We're here to celebrate the life of Big Daddy!
00:20:47Mother has arrived!
00:20:51Hallelujah!
00:20:53Who was that?
00:20:54Wrong number?
00:20:57Jackson!
00:20:58Will you take your mother to the kitchen?
00:20:59What for?
00:21:00Because the Lord, he has a message for you.
00:21:02Shining like a lot of people.
00:21:05Oh, party.
00:21:08Let me in!
00:21:13Fancy Michaels.
00:21:14The town center.
00:21:16You should start getting used to the heat where you're going.
00:21:19Where?
00:21:19Palm Springs?
00:21:21I have a right to be here.
00:21:23Big Daddy was my lover.
00:21:25And I loved him.
00:21:27And he loved me.
00:21:28And I loved him right back again.
00:21:39Fancy Michaels.
00:21:42I can't wait to see how this turns out.
00:21:52You've got a lot of nerve to show your face here.
00:21:56Do you like it?
00:21:57I just bought it thanks to Big Daddy.
00:22:01Is it true that Big Daddy died on top of you?
00:22:04They did have to practically pry him off of me.
00:22:07It was rigor mortis, girl.
00:22:09Did you mean rigor mortis, you dumb bitch?
00:22:14Reverend, gather her.
00:22:15Good God, girls.
00:22:17Get a grip.
00:22:18This is not what Big Daddy would have wanted.
00:22:20Clearly, you don't know Big Daddy.
00:22:22Two women fighting over him, he'd have loved it.
00:22:26I was married to that man for 25 years.
00:22:30And to that man, Annie Hall was a go.
00:22:34Oh, son.
00:22:38Now, who's going to read the will?
00:22:44You know, I've never heard Cardi B in a eulogy before.
00:22:49I guess there really is some holes in the sand.
00:22:52Hey, Georgie, would you like a brownie?
00:22:54I made them with walnuts.
00:22:56Get those nuts away from my face.
00:23:07Oh, I'm sorry.
00:23:08I forgot you were a lesbian.
00:23:15Sorry, I was out walking children in nature.
00:23:19Ain't Hattie Root.
00:23:20I have a brownie.
00:23:21They're fresh.
00:23:22Oh, Sage, you wouldn't mind if I got a little scoop of Big Daddy's ashes.
00:23:28For my memory locket, of course.
00:23:30Of course.
00:23:31I don't think anybody would mind.
00:23:34Oh, Daddy.
00:23:44Big Daddy is going.
00:23:45Oh, honey, I know.
00:23:47But he's still with us in spirit.
00:23:49No, his ashes are gone.
00:23:51I left the urn on the kitchen counter this morning before the service, and it's empty.
00:23:57I was in the kitchen baking brownies when it ran out of nutmeg.
00:24:00But luckily, there was this nice big urn full of it just sitting there.
00:24:08Ew!
00:24:16What's that musky aftertaste?
00:24:21Because I'm what?
00:24:22Sickening?
00:24:23No, just this.
00:24:27What is in these brownies?
00:24:39That wasn't me.
00:24:48And if you stay machinied, you ain't gonna get machinied.
00:24:55Big Daddy, you're alive.
00:24:59I'm back, back, back again?
00:25:01Officially.
00:25:10Oh, you wanted a glist?
00:25:14I'll be the judge of that.
00:25:18Vangie!
00:25:20Miss Vangie!
00:25:31Of course, those surreal touches are paying homage to Tim and Eric.
00:25:35Awesome show.
00:25:36Great job.
00:25:37A tour de force.
00:25:39Welcome, ladies.
00:25:40I've made some decisions.
00:25:43Lucy LaDuca.
00:25:45Sasha Colby.
00:25:47Lux Noir London.
00:25:49And Selena S. Tittis.
00:25:52You are safe.
00:25:55You may leave the stage.
00:26:01Now it's time for the judge's critiques.
00:26:04Starting with Spice.
00:26:06You really could have been the star of the show because you were, you know, the chief mourner.
00:26:11And I chuckled and the laugh track helped.
00:26:14It always does.
00:26:14It definitely made me think like, yeah, she's good.
00:26:17I do think that you fixated on just being the airhead-y, clueless one, which was fine,
00:26:21as long as we don't get that the entire performance.
00:26:24My big challenge for you, Spice, is going to be to do something different on the runway out here.
00:26:28It's literally choreographed the same thing every single time you come out.
00:26:32The purse, you turn, turn, turn.
00:26:34Yes.
00:26:35Bored.
00:26:35I can spice it up for you.
00:26:38Up next, Malaysia baby doll farts.
00:26:42As soon as I saw you, my eyes were just, like, glued to you.
00:26:44And I want to hear what line you have to say next.
00:26:46Sha-ma-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:26:48You just embodied it.
00:26:50And that's what we need in these acting challenges.
00:26:54Let's talk about your runway look because it's one of my favorites.
00:26:56Giving us this Nora McComaly from Minute Maid Realness.
00:27:00Love the lemonade carton as the bag.
00:27:02That's that little twist of camp that makes us smile.
00:27:05So, well done.
00:27:07Up next, Aura Mayari.
00:27:09Aura, I'm going to tell you what I love first.
00:27:12This.
00:27:13You look so beautiful.
00:27:15It's like Sandy at the end of Grease meets members of a geisha.
00:27:18And I would watch the shit out of that movie.
00:27:21However, in the acting challenge, you didn't pop for me.
00:27:24Yeah.
00:27:25And you were the widow of Big Daddy.
00:27:26So you could have been really histrionic and over the top.
00:27:28You have the willingness.
00:27:30But it was also difficult to direct you because you had come with a set idea.
00:27:34Yeah.
00:27:34And it just wasn't working.
00:27:37Up next, Jax.
00:27:39Whereas Aura came with something that Aura thought she needed to do, you had no point of view.
00:27:45It was just lines that were said.
00:27:47Party.
00:27:48You didn't understand that line party is actually taken from a door.
00:27:52A door.
00:27:53Yeah.
00:27:53And she says it in this valley girl way.
00:27:55Yeah.
00:27:55Yes.
00:27:56I didn't know who Jaxon was.
00:27:58I think I got too strung up in what I read as the character description, which was supposed
00:28:03to be like a stoner girl.
00:28:04Well, because it was meant to be a funny stoner girl.
00:28:08Tonight on the runway, listen, I lost your eyes.
00:28:10Okay.
00:28:10I think the way you did the light in here, they became very small.
00:28:13You want bigger, you don't want smaller.
00:28:15Okay.
00:28:16Mistress Isabel Brooks.
00:28:18Oh, fancy.
00:28:19Here's your one chance and you did not let us down.
00:28:22You were another person that I just was drawn to as soon as that door opened, your energy
00:28:25and your ad-libs.
00:28:26I could tell when you were just being free and throwing those in.
00:28:28And every ad-lib you did was funny, which is very rare.
00:28:32This look, I think is really fun because you took Puffer and made it drag.
00:28:35You gave us a chap with a bell bottom and this great bustier, and you were doing your titty
00:28:39twerk.
00:28:40I mean, all of that is fantastic.
00:28:42And I love when body positivity is represented, so keep doing it.
00:28:46Up next, Anitra.
00:28:48Hello.
00:28:49I thought your scenes with Marsha, Marsha, Marsha were some of the best because you were
00:28:53so connected with your scene partner.
00:28:55And that's what it's about.
00:28:56When you're working with somebody, it's about the chemistry.
00:28:58And tonight's look, it looks so cool.
00:29:00You own the stage when you walk, giving us this gastric eleganza.
00:29:03You better walk that leaky gut.
00:29:09Up next, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
00:29:11Cousin Dodie, you were so fun.
00:29:13You tell your theater kid, you know how to set up a joke.
00:29:15And you committed to your character the whole time.
00:29:17This look, it's kind of like Elsa, you know, if she were a slut, which I like.
00:29:22I just need more, like, dragify it.
00:29:24You know, it's icy or cold.
00:29:26Sparkle it up.
00:29:27I'm going to probably say this is the most makeup you've ever had on in your entire life.
00:29:32I love that you're taking risks.
00:29:35I think bigger risks await.
00:29:37But we're getting there.
00:29:38So nice to hear that.
00:29:41Thank you, ladies.
00:29:42I think we've heard enough.
00:29:43While you untuck in the workroom, the judges and I will deliberate.
00:29:49Welcome back, ladies.
00:29:51I've made some decisions.
00:29:54Jax, in the challenge, your portrayal of Jackson was a miss.
00:30:02I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
00:30:07Malaysia baby doll thoughts.
00:30:10Shamalamadingdong.
00:30:11You're safe.
00:30:16Mistress Isabelle Brooks, in the challenge, we loved you, you loved us, and we loved you back again.
00:30:24Conjaculations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
00:30:27Finally.
00:30:29You've won a cash prize of $5,000, courtesy of Got2bGlued.
00:30:36I have one of this for so long.
00:30:38I feel like I've gotten so close so many times, and I am finally getting my moment.
00:30:44Anitra.
00:30:45Marsha.
00:30:46You're both safe.
00:30:52Spice.
00:30:53Your performance needed more seasoning.
00:30:56Oramayari, as the widow Davenport.
00:30:59You had a will, but you didn't find your way.
00:31:05Spice.
00:31:07You are safe.
00:31:10You may join the other girls.
00:31:17Rue.
00:31:18Cue the sniper.
00:31:20It's a lot time, I promise.
00:31:23Aura, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
00:31:28It's my first time lip syncing.
00:31:30I am feeling freaking nervous, but I'm known for my performances back home, and I'm ready
00:31:35to kill it.
00:31:35Two queens stand before me.
00:31:39Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
00:31:47The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
00:31:57This is my second week in the bottom two, but I'm a fierce fucking lip syncer, and no one can
00:32:04do what I do.
00:32:05Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
00:32:12You've never been to heaven, have you?
00:32:16All right, baby.
00:32:18All right, baby.
00:32:18Ooh, it's the ride of your life.
00:32:19Hold on, cause baby, I might, I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie.
00:32:25Ooh, baby, we can go fast.
00:32:26I'll drive and you just lay back.
00:32:28I got the flavor to last.
00:32:30Yeah, the sweetest pie.
00:32:32I might take you home with us.
00:32:34I might give you all of it.
00:32:36Come get you closer to the sweetest pie.
00:32:38Baby, I'm the sweetest.
00:32:39It's the meanest.
00:32:40Hot girl, shit, but I'm cold every season.
00:32:42Boy, he got that pipe, let him pop to this.
00:32:43Booty like a pillow, he could use it while he's sleeping.
00:32:45Look, don't be going through my phone, cause that's the old me.
00:32:47Ain't the only one trying to be my one and only.
00:32:49Real thick, moving slow, that body like cocaine.
00:32:50Me a player, but for making it, cutting the whole team.
00:32:52That body, looking nice.
00:32:54I got cake, and I know he want to slice it.
00:32:55Oh, what you, what you doing, trying to put me on ice?
00:32:57I ain't never had to chase in my life.
00:32:59I want that nasty, that freaky stuff.
00:33:01Aura is clearly trying to block me.
00:33:03That's fine, cause I got some tricks up my sleeve right now.
00:33:06Woo!
00:33:08Hold on, cause baby, I'm like, I'm gonna give you a fight.
00:33:12I see this pie.
00:33:13Don't bounce it, I'll take it up, put it down.
00:33:15Please let everybody in my first world.
00:33:17Take it, she ain't had it like this.
00:33:18So I'm putting light to go on gang signs on.
00:33:20One thing about me, I ain't taking no shit.
00:33:22He will, I lost out of his whole beef.
00:33:23Caesar, Milan, I got his train.
00:33:25Shot another towel, girl who really brought that.
00:33:27Hey!
00:33:29You've never been to heaven, have you?
00:33:34Ooh, Mr. Rider, you're like, hold on, cause baby, I'm like, I'm like, just give you a bite of the
00:33:40sweetest pie.
00:33:42Woo!
00:33:43Yeah!
00:33:44Come on, Tiffany.
00:33:46Pop one.
00:33:47Ladies, I've made my decision.
00:33:55Jax, Shantae, you stay.
00:33:59You may join the other girls.
00:34:02So much.
00:34:06Aura, my dear, you are the sweetest pie.
00:34:12Now, sashay away.
00:34:21My dead dad will hunt you all.
00:34:24Oh my God.
00:34:29I didn't prepare any exit line, cause I didn't think I was going home today.
00:34:32I just won last week, and I'm in the bottom two and going home.
00:34:35But I'm very proud of myself.
00:34:37The biggest takeaway for me for this experience is no matter what hardships you have in life, surround yourself with
00:34:42the people that you love.
00:34:44And do everything it takes to reach your dreams, always.
00:34:52Condragulations, queens.
00:34:53And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
00:34:58Can I get an amen up in here?
00:34:59Amen!
00:35:00All right, now let the music play.
00:35:03Down to ten.
00:35:04I just sent Aura home, and she cursed us.
00:35:08I am a little terrified, because she did unleash the hex of her dead father upon us all.
00:35:13Bob walked onto her first runway purse first, and Aura left that runway cursed first.
00:35:18That's my second lip sync, so I sent two home.
00:35:21Lip syncing for my life is the second week in a row.
00:35:24I'm really thankful that I showed the girls that it's going to take a lot to send me home,
00:35:29but also, I don't want to be in the bottom anymore.
00:35:32Congratulations, mistress!
00:35:34Hi!
00:35:37You know, got a couple coins in my purse, now I'm about to act brand new.
00:35:41I end up safe this week, which really burns my marshmallow, to be honest with you.
00:35:46I'm fucking pissed.
00:35:49Okay.
00:35:50I'm very, very upset that I was not on the top.
00:35:53I'm surprised and annoyed.
00:35:58I think that I did extremely well in this challenge,
00:36:00and I think that I carried a lot of the scenes that I was in.
00:36:04Lucy, if you think you're perfection, there might be a case of drag delusion, girl.
00:36:09Well, girls, I have an announcement to make.
00:36:11It's been giving Safe Spice, but I'm officially entering my top era.
00:36:15I am going to trot my way up to the top.
00:36:17Didn't they tell you to stop doing that?
00:36:18Baby, they said to stop doing that.
00:36:20The CDC should really look into making a drag delusion vaccine, because I think that at this point in the
00:36:26competition, the drag delusion might be contagious.
00:36:30Lucy, call Ru up.
00:36:31Tell me how you feel.
00:36:32I'm about to.
00:36:321-800-R-U-P-A-U-L.
00:36:37The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
00:36:42and a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000, served by Cash App.
00:36:48RuPaul's Drag Race is the best drag we win.
00:36:51Best drag we win.
00:36:57All right, girl.
00:36:58It's a new day in the workroom, and I am happy to enter my top era.
00:37:03I am being a full-on top, like Spice Dom top era entering right now.
00:37:08How's everybody feeling?
00:37:09Who is, like, so pissed that they haven't won a challenge yet?
00:37:11Me.
00:37:12I'm over it.
00:37:14Are you just as pissed as Lucy was that she was in the top last week?
00:37:17Oh, girl, I love you.
00:37:18I know you're my sister, but when you were on that couch just complaining about being safe, I was just
00:37:22like,
00:37:22Shut up.
00:37:24I had one moment of being a little upset, and I don't understand why it's kind of being blown out
00:37:28of proportion.
00:37:28That you said, and I quote, I am fucking angry that I'm not in the top.
00:37:31I know for a fact that that bitch was pissed.
00:37:34You have a right to be mad, but girl, own it.
00:37:37Feel how you feel, baby.
00:37:38Let it out.
00:37:38Yeah.
00:37:40Hello, hello, hello.
00:37:46Lady kids, we are halfway through the season, and I still haven't seen some of you lip-sync for your
00:37:52life.
00:37:53That is all about to change.
00:37:56For this week's Maxi Challenge, we're putting your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to the ultimate test in a good
00:38:03old-fashioned lip-sync Lala Peruza.
00:38:09Lala Peruza is like, you remember WWE, like the SmackDown?
00:38:12It's that with lip-syncing drag queens.
00:38:14We battle in each other.
00:38:15One goes down, one goes up.
00:38:16One goes down, one goes up.
00:38:17Who's left?
00:38:18Who got the belt?
00:38:19Get into lip-sync assassin drag, and then I'll meet you out on the main stage.
00:38:25Remember, ladies, tonight, one of you will be going home.
00:38:31Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
00:38:38I feel like everyone is equal part excited and ready to kill it, but also nervous and ready to shit
00:38:44their pants.
00:38:45Got a Lala that fucking Peruza.
00:38:49I did not expect when I came in here this morning for us to be Lala Peruza-ing.
00:38:52Who else is g-g-g-gag?
00:38:54I'm gag-ishad for sure.
00:38:56I'm just listening.
00:38:57I'm taking notes of everybody.
00:38:58I see the gears turning in everyone's head.
00:39:00Spice, Marsha, and Lucy are the three targets, bitch.
00:39:04They are the bull's eyes to be safe in everyone's eyes.
00:39:07I would just give the tea.
00:39:08It is what it is.
00:39:09And then the girls people are scared of would definitely have to be Sasha and Anitra.
00:39:13At the end of the day, if someone taps my ass because y'all were more sickening than I was,
00:39:16I can accept the fact.
00:39:18See, you're not a complete bitch.
00:39:19I'm in my congenial era.
00:39:21I'm in my congenial era.
00:39:35Have a girl, put the face in your wall.
00:39:39Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
00:39:42Open your heart.
00:39:44Who is that girl?
00:39:46Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:39:48Tonight, it's just family for our lip sync Lala Peruza smackdown.
00:39:53Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
00:40:01The Lala Peruza smackdown is about to commence and we're ready to battle it out in these lip syncs until
00:40:06one of these other girls goes home.
00:40:08Emphasis on other.
00:40:12Welcome, queens.
00:40:13For tonight's lip sync Lala Peruza smackdown, you will face off in a series of eight lip syncs.
00:40:21If you win your lip sync, you'll be safe from elimination.
00:40:24If you lose, you'll continue to face off until two queens remain.
00:40:31In the end, one of you will sashay away.
00:40:37It feels like ancient Rome.
00:40:39Yes.
00:40:39Yeah.
00:40:39This is our version of the Colosseum.
00:40:41Gladiators.
00:40:42Gladiators.
00:40:43Oh my God.
00:40:46Now, let the lip sync Lala Peruza smackdown begin.
00:40:53Oh, pit crew.
00:40:57Ladies, in Bruno's Golden Hopper are ten balls with your names on them.
00:41:04Now, to determine the first queen to lip sync, Bruno will randomly choose one ball.
00:41:12Bruno, hit it.
00:41:19Bruno, show us whose ball you're holding.
00:41:23Malaysia.
00:41:26Now, you get to choose your opponent.
00:41:32I know everybody would have wanted to see a Malaysia versus mistress, but I know that
00:41:38Spice is probably one of the weaker lip syncers.
00:41:42I don't know.
00:41:43I don't know who I'm going to choose.
00:41:49Malaysia.
00:41:50Now, you get to choose your opponent.
00:41:54Girl, just say my name.
00:41:55Come on.
00:41:56Just give the girls what they want.
00:41:57Malaysia versus mistress.
00:41:59Who do you choose?
00:42:03Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
00:42:06Like, bitch.
00:42:08Wrong choice.
00:42:09Oh, my God.
00:42:11Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
00:42:13You may choose the song.
00:42:15Will it be?
00:42:17Boys Don't Cry by Anita.
00:42:19Don't Go Yet by Camila Cabello.
00:42:21Do You Want to Touch Me?
00:42:22By Joan Jett.
00:42:24I'm In Love With a Monster by Fifth Harmony.
00:42:27It's All Coming Back to Me Now by Celine Dion.
00:42:30Tell It To My Heart by Taylor Dane.
00:42:33Or The Right Stuff by Vanessa Williams.
00:42:37Please.
00:42:38I want to do Celine Dion.
00:42:40It's All Coming Back to Me Now.
00:42:42Boys Don't Cry by Anita.
00:42:47The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.
00:42:54Two queens stand before me.
00:42:58The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
00:43:08Nobody here has seen me lip sync.
00:43:10Let's just say, um, when I lip sync, it's a flippin' good time.
00:43:16Good luck and don't fuck it up.
00:43:25Sometimes I call you and I can't sleep alone.
00:43:30In your feelings, I can't feel it.
00:43:33In your feelings, you won't admit it.
00:43:36But that's why I push away from me.
00:43:39Cause I know I'm alone.
00:43:42It drives me crazy.
00:43:43Try to take me.
00:43:44But nobody's taking control of me.
00:43:51Oh, baby, baby, you'll be talking tough.
00:43:54Didn't see that coming, did you, Malaysia?
00:43:58This bitch behind me doing backflips and shit.
00:44:00Like, right now it's time to F it up.
00:44:02Malaysia, get this leg up in this air, baby.
00:44:05Oh, baby, baby, you'll be talking tough.
00:44:07But you always can't get enough when the girls don't need your heart.
00:44:12Who says boys don't cry?
00:44:15Oh, baby, baby, you just ought to touch, cause you boys can't get enough when the girls don't need your
00:44:23love.
00:44:23Oh, my God.
00:44:23Who says boys don't cry?
00:44:28Oh, wow.
00:44:31Ladies, I've made my decision.
00:44:37Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
00:44:39Shantae, you stay.
00:44:41You are safe to slay another day.
00:44:43Thank you very much.
00:44:44This is the first time the judges have gotten to really see me, like, be a little ferocious.
00:44:48Now I get to relax in the workroom.
00:44:53Malaysia, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are still up for elimination.
00:44:57I think Malaysia is bamboozled AF because she picked Marsha, thinks she was going to beat her.
00:45:02And that didn't happen.
00:45:05Will the eight remaining queens step forward?
00:45:10Oh, my God.
00:45:12I feel like Nicole Kidman just popped up on the screen at the AMC movie theaters.
00:45:15I'm so excited for this.
00:45:19Let's see who's lip syncing in round two of our SmackDown.
00:45:25Bruno is holding Lucy's ball.
00:45:28Finally.
00:45:29I am really happy because I wanted to have this advantage of picking my opponents.
00:45:34This is a game of survival.
00:45:36Who do you choose as your opponent?
00:45:41Spice.
00:45:42Oh.
00:45:45Now, Spice, it's your turn.
00:45:47I'm in the mood to spice things up, so I'm going to choose, do you want to touch me?
00:45:52Solid choice.
00:45:53The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.
00:45:56I'm low-key rooting for Spice because I feel like Lucy's on the verge of cracking.
00:46:02She gets another loss, she's going to go off the deep end.
00:46:08The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
00:46:17Oh, the light is happening.
00:46:19Ha-ha!
00:46:20Good luck and don't fuck it up.
00:46:31Spice really, like, looks the part that you can pull it out.
00:46:55Come on.
00:46:58Come on.
00:46:59Come on.
00:47:11Come on, Spice.
00:47:23Oh
00:47:30It's gonna be who's hanging out with the rest of the day
00:47:34This lip-sync is honestly
00:47:36Much closer a call than I thought it would be. This is fat. It's just killing me
00:47:43Ladies I've made my decision
00:47:47Lucy LaDuca shantae you stay. Thank you so much. I
00:47:53Murdered this round of Lollaparooza, and I'm feeling incredible so for the rest of Lollaparooza
00:47:59I get to sit back and watch the rest of these rounds go down
00:48:04Gets lonely on top. That's what she said
00:48:13Let's see who's lip-syncing in round three. Oh, we're watching it out
00:48:25Oh
00:48:26Lux knew our London
00:48:28Who do you choose as your opponent?
00:48:32Selena
00:48:34Baby knowing Lux she thinks I'm gonna pick a twirling bucking song, but she didn't know I'm about to pick
00:48:39this ballad, honey
00:48:41Selena what song do you choose? I think I'm gonna choose it's all coming back to me now by Celine's
00:48:48real
00:48:49I do this number all the time back at home. I'm known for it girl. She gets the coins with
00:48:53this number. So bye luck
00:48:57This Celine Dion song is not a song that I would particularly choose however
00:49:02I am an actress and I can pull anything off. Good luck and don't fuck it
00:49:08What's up?
00:49:09There were nights when the wind was so cold
00:49:14My body froze in bed if I just listen to it right outside the window
00:49:23But you were history with the slamming of the door
00:49:28And I made myself so strong again somehow
00:49:33There were moments so cold and there were flashes of light
00:49:38There were nights of endless pleasure
00:49:40It was more than all your laws alone
00:49:46Baby, baby, baby, baby
00:49:48When you touch me like this
00:49:51When you hold me like that
00:49:53You were stormed with the wind
00:49:55But it's fine
00:49:56My eyes are bright on Selena
00:49:57Honestly, nine-armed hugs
00:49:59When you see me like this
00:50:01And when I see you like that
00:50:03I can barely become
00:50:06But it's all coming back to me now
00:50:14If you forgive me all this
00:50:19If I gave you all that
00:50:22We forgive and forget
00:50:25And it's all coming back to me
00:50:36If we...
00:50:41I really do not know
00:50:43It is like a full-ass toss-up for me
00:50:51Selena's titties
00:50:52Shantae, you stay
00:50:54You are safe to slay another day
00:50:57Thank you so much
00:51:00Luxe Noir London
00:51:02I'm sorry, my dear
00:51:03But you are still up for elimination
00:51:07Honestly, I am a little very gagged
00:51:09Still a good bitch
00:51:10Always
00:51:11Miss Luxe, I don't think this is sitting well with her
00:51:15I think this has put a crack in the vase
00:51:19I'm coming back
00:51:23Oh my god
00:51:24Bitch, I am ecstatic right now
00:51:27Oh
00:51:28Oh
00:51:28Oh
00:51:28Oh
00:51:32We're back on
00:51:33We're back, we're back, we're back
00:51:34Up next
00:51:38Mistress
00:51:39Who do you choose as your opponent?
00:51:42Let me see
00:51:43Let me see
00:51:44I'm gonna choose the person who I think is gonna choose the song that I want
00:51:47Let's go with Jax
00:51:48Ooh
00:51:49So Jax, what song do you choose?
00:51:52Tell it to my heart by Taylor Dane
00:51:55Ugh
00:51:55I am a mastermind, a genius
00:51:58The other two girls may step to the back of the stage
00:52:02Oh, so it's gonna be Sasha versus Anitra
00:52:03Ooh, hot
00:52:06Oh fuck
00:52:07The one person that I didn't want to lip sync against
00:52:11The time has come
00:52:13For you to lip sync
00:52:16For
00:52:16Your
00:52:17Life
00:52:20When I perform a lot of my personality comes through
00:52:23I'm just gonna give them a good old taste of the Brooks Dynasty
00:52:25Good luck
00:52:26And for the love of Taylor Dane
00:52:29Don't fuck it up
00:52:39I feel the light explode
00:52:43When we're together
00:52:47Emotion overload
00:52:50In the heat of pleasure
00:52:53Take me of yours into your arms
00:52:57Come on
00:52:58Never let me go
00:53:01To lights I really need to know
00:53:07Come on girl
00:53:15Every stone is hitting the light
00:53:17I know I'm shining bright
00:53:19The judges are gagging honey
00:53:27Oh wow
00:53:32Jax of course is doing all of the acrobatics
00:53:36Woo
00:53:38But, Mistress is really just commanding the front of the stage with all of her presence
00:54:05You faith in all of her
00:54:06pół pół pół pół pół pół pół pół pół pół pół pół pół pół pół pół pół pół…
00:54:11Fantastic
00:54:13Girl
00:54:13That scene
00:54:14That was it
00:54:17Ladies I've made my decision
00:54:22Mistress Isabelle Brooks
00:54:24Shantae you stay
00:54:26Thank you so much
00:54:28You gave me a run for my money bitch
00:54:32I'm a bit shocked, I absolutely did not expect to be in this position right now.
00:54:37My jaw is tired from fake smiling.
00:54:41Jax, right?
00:54:42Jax.
00:54:43No question.
00:54:44That's just gonna feel some sort of way, but here's the thing.
00:54:46Now y'all knew the heavyweight champ was gonna win, bitch.
00:54:49It was really nothing.
00:54:51Oh, why you gagging, honey?
00:54:54Bitch!
00:54:56Work.
00:54:57We'll be honest, we thought Jax won that lip scene.
00:54:58Yeah.
00:54:59Oh, well y'all need to get y'all eyes checked, honey.
00:55:01I'm expecting the girls to be like, bitch, you killed it.
00:55:04But the girls are being sourpussed and say they thought Jax won.
00:55:07So why'd you think Jax won?
00:55:08She was very like, vroom vroom.
00:55:11You weren't giving 100%.
00:55:13Yeah.
00:55:14My tactic going in was in case I had to go a second round, I wanted to save a little
00:55:19bit of what I could give.
00:55:21And I mean, at the end of the day, whether you thought I did a great job or not, I'm
00:55:23still here.
00:55:24So it didn't really matter to me.
00:55:26Both.
00:55:27Since the girls want to start reading as soon as I walk in, they changed my whole mood too.
00:55:31So I'm like, let's get right into it.
00:55:32Like Lucy, I mean, I feel like you definitely left out like getting to pick Spice, Nati.
00:55:35Yeah, yeah.
00:55:36Also, I didn't take into account that the girls who people didn't want to go against would be there to
00:55:40the very end.
00:55:42All the girls that like people didn't think were going to be good lip-sinkers were picked first.
00:55:46So, and I was like, well, you can go fuck yourself.
00:55:48Oh my God, don't put that in there.
00:55:50I didn't say that.
00:55:50Sorry.
00:55:51Oh my God.
00:55:51It's going to be used now.
00:55:54Ladies.
00:55:55Oh shit.
00:55:56You will be lip-syncing in round five of our SmackDown.
00:56:00The last gal standing.
00:56:02By process of elimination.
00:56:04So excited about this one.
00:56:06Bruno, do your thing.
00:56:11Now, show us the ball.
00:56:15Anitra.
00:56:17Anitra.
00:56:18Time to choose the song.
00:56:20Let's go with, I'm in love with a monster by Fifth Harmony.
00:56:24I know the song.
00:56:25I know my opponent.
00:56:26I know the stage.
00:56:27And I know me.
00:56:28Let's just get going.
00:56:31The time has come.
00:56:33For you to lip-sync.
00:56:36For your life.
00:56:40So now the two bitches everyone's scared of got to go against each other.
00:56:44Let's get the popcorn out, Henny.
00:56:46It's going to be a show.
00:56:47Good luck.
00:56:48And don't.
00:56:49Fuck.
00:56:50It.
00:56:50Up.
00:56:53Ho!
00:56:56You buy me a thorn before you buy me a rose.
00:56:59I'm covered in dirt before I'm covered in gold.
00:57:02I'm trying it all.
00:57:03Yeah, you're sticking me out.
00:57:05Say what you want, but I will never be told.
00:57:07Cause I'm in love with a monster.
00:57:14We're so stupid and I'm out of my mind.
00:57:17But without you, boy, I'd be bored all the time.
00:57:20Though I don't really care for the same conversation.
00:57:23Got everything I need.
00:57:24I'm known for my hair clips.
00:57:25I just see my ponytail going in all the different directions.
00:57:28I'm giving you dodging bullets.
00:57:30Matrix.
00:57:30Back bends.
00:57:32I'm in love.
00:57:33I'm in love.
00:57:33I'm in love.
00:57:34I'm in love.
00:57:34Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:57:35Sweet are you trying, man?
00:57:37I won't be getting love from it.
00:57:38Ain't worth the time.
00:57:39Just don't get enough from it.
00:57:41Leave it to me.
00:57:42Don't you see?
00:57:43I won't run from it.
00:57:44Better the better.
00:57:45Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:57:47You make me crazy.
00:57:49But I love it baby.
00:57:51You make me crazy.
00:57:52Crazy baby, yeah.
00:57:54Crazy.
00:57:54Oh, ho, ho.
00:57:55Come in love.
00:57:58With a monster.
00:58:00Oh, ho, ho, ho..
00:58:02Did
00:58:02you know? Did
00:58:05you know? Did
00:58:08you know? Did
00:58:09you know? Did
00:58:09you know? Did
00:58:10you know? Did
00:58:10you know? Did
00:58:11you know? Everybody
00:58:11loves a monster. Come
00:58:13in love.
00:58:14We're in love with a monster
00:58:19I'm in love
00:58:20I'm in love
00:58:22I'm in love
00:58:24With a monster
00:58:26Hit me!
00:58:27Hit me!
00:58:28Hit me!
00:58:301, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
00:58:35Get you!
00:58:36Get me!
00:58:40Men are orgasming
00:58:42Wow
00:58:43That was unreal
00:58:44Ladies
00:58:45I've made my decision
00:58:50God, they were both incredible
00:58:51I wouldn't be able to pick
00:58:52This is nuts
00:58:56Yes, ma'am
00:58:59Congrats, girl
00:58:59Oh my gosh, y'all
00:59:01I won
00:59:03And it feels really nice to have killed it
00:59:09Anitra
00:59:09I'm sorry, my dear
00:59:11But you are still up for elimination
00:59:14Okay, well if I was going to lose to anybody
00:59:16I'm glad it's Sasha
00:59:16But that will be the last time
00:59:20It's time for the sixth round
00:59:22Oh, girls, we're back
00:59:23Oh, it's happening
00:59:31Malaysia baby doll fox
00:59:34I wanted somebody to choose me
00:59:37I wanted to choose the song
00:59:39I wanted to choose the song
00:59:40Malaysia looks plucked
00:59:42She is plucked
00:59:43Which queen do you choose as your opponent?
00:59:47I don't want to get kicked in the head
00:59:49I don't want nobody doing no splits on top of me
00:59:50Duck walking all over my back
00:59:52It's like
00:59:53Spice
00:59:55Now, Spice
00:59:56Which song do you choose?
00:59:58I'm going to go with Don't Go Yet
01:00:00By Miss Camila Cabello
01:00:02My logic behind choosing Don't Go Yet
01:00:04Is because I know
01:00:05Malaysia doesn't know the words of this song
01:00:09Good luck
01:00:10And don't fuck it up
01:00:29Malaysia doesn't know the words
01:00:30She does not know the words
01:00:31You're right
01:00:40I'm like, yes, I got her
01:00:42She doesn't know the words
01:00:43And I'm like
01:00:43Oh, shit, I don't know the words either
01:00:47So that plan completely disintegrated to nothing
01:00:51I don't think either one of them really knows the words
01:00:53I get what I want when I want
01:00:55And I want you, baby
01:00:58Try to get you, baby
01:01:00Come on, girl
01:01:03She is not doing the conga line dance
01:01:05Oh, yes, I'm going
01:01:08Oh, yes, I'm going
01:01:13What you're leaving for when my night is yours
01:01:16What you're leaving for when my night is yours
01:01:19Just a little more than what
01:01:24Already tired of me
01:01:25She's like, fuck, I gotta do this again
01:01:27Stop!
01:01:29Ladies
01:01:31I've made my decision
01:01:35Ladies
01:01:37I've made my decision
01:01:40Malaysia baby doll fox
01:01:43Shantae, you stay
01:01:44Thank you
01:01:46Oh, my gosh
01:01:47Like, I survived this lip sync
01:01:52Spice
01:01:53I'm sorry, my dear
01:01:55But you are still up for elimination
01:01:59So once again, I have to go to the back
01:02:00And keep lip syncing
01:02:01Okay, okay
01:02:03We got one last chance to stay
01:02:07The fattest and the baddest is still in the building
01:02:09Oh!
01:02:11Oh!
01:02:13Here, I'm safe
01:02:14I'm sipping on this cocktail
01:02:16Trying to drink my feelings away
01:02:18Oh, I'm happy to be here
01:02:20I have to ask
01:02:20Why did you pick me?
01:02:22Um, it was no reason
01:02:23Honestly, I just went blank
01:02:25And I was like, you was naked for me
01:02:29I call bullshit
01:02:30I feel like you really thought you were gonna slay Marsha
01:02:32No, I mean
01:02:33Oh, it's back, it's back
01:02:35Oh, my God
01:02:37Ladies
01:02:38The fickle finger of fate
01:02:40Has chosen the three of you
01:02:42To lip sync next
01:02:44And
01:02:45You will be lip syncing to
01:02:47The Right Stuff
01:02:48By Vanessa Williams
01:02:51To be honest
01:02:52I can take two bitches
01:02:54Your girl is ready to do so
01:02:57The time has come
01:02:58For you to lip sync
01:03:01For
01:03:02Your
01:03:03Life
01:03:06I am ready to eat these girls alive
01:03:10Good luck
01:03:11And don't fuck it up
01:03:37This is like
01:03:40This is like
01:03:42Luck era
01:03:43Turbo
01:03:43That would be strong
01:03:47That it's just too tough
01:03:50To find another level like mine
01:03:53With The Right Stuff
01:03:57The Right Stuff
01:03:58Woo
01:03:59Oh, girl
01:04:05Do the right stuff
01:04:07I don't want to miss out on the right stuff
01:04:10Ooh, no
01:04:11With Mr. Right
01:04:13Say
01:04:13Na, na, na, na, na, baby
01:04:16Turbo
01:04:16Kudos to words
01:04:17Give me that
01:04:18Because next to him
01:04:20There is no other one
01:04:21He's very sexy
01:04:22Oh, so sweet
01:04:22And he knocks me off my feet
01:04:24Say it
01:04:24Ha, ha, ha
01:04:29Walk the duck, bitch
01:04:30Walk the fucking duck
01:04:41Come on, seduction
01:04:46Ladies
01:04:48I've made my decision
01:04:51Do you think
01:04:52Two girls are getting saved
01:04:53From this lip sync
01:04:53Or just one
01:04:54I think two girls are going to be saved
01:04:55I think two girls are going to be saved
01:04:55I think two girls are going to be saved
01:04:57Viva
01:05:00I just beat not one
01:05:02But two bitches on the stage
01:05:03The fiercer they are
01:05:04The harder they fall
01:05:05You slayed that last song
01:05:07I had a little more fire
01:05:09Under me
01:05:10Because I already had the idea
01:05:11That I was like
01:05:13How they say robbed
01:05:14For the first one
01:05:15I thought that I won
01:05:16Like not in my head
01:05:17But you didn't
01:05:18Yeah, but I'm here now
01:05:19So that doesn't matter
01:05:19And I didn't lose any nails
01:05:20The first time
01:05:23Wait, wait, wait
01:05:24Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
01:05:25Uh
01:05:25Anitra
01:05:26Jax
01:05:27I'm sorry, my dears
01:05:28But you are still up for elimination
01:05:33Spice
01:05:34Please step forward
01:05:37This is the final round
01:05:39Of our lip sync
01:05:40Lala Perusa
01:05:41Smackdown
01:05:44and it comes with a twist what is it three of you remain but only two of you will lip
01:05:55sync
01:05:55for your life
01:06:02in a moment bruno will randomly choose the name of one queen then that queen will have the power
01:06:11to save one of her fellow queens on stage and send her straight back to the workroom
01:06:22oh my god this is west the queen that remains will lip sync for her life
01:06:30in the end one of you will sashay away
01:06:46anitra
01:06:51the fate of your fellow queens now rests in your hands
01:06:58who do you choose to save
01:07:02oh the drama oh my gosh i'm sure jackson spice are gagging
01:07:06this is fucking crazy i can't wait to see how this turns out
01:07:16oh i knew it i knew it
01:07:21right anitra who do you choose to save
01:07:27spice
01:07:32i can't lip sync against spice like do y'all think that's fair
01:07:36and honestly i have no problem taking jacks out
01:07:39this is a punch to the gut i thought that we were closer than that but if anitra wants to
01:07:47lip sync
01:07:47against me then it's a battle that she's gonna get
01:07:49spice you are free to slay another day
01:07:55i am so beyond gag because i did not expect it i fully thought it was a wrap for me
01:07:59i love you for everything
01:08:05i'm gagging when we thought we knew it
01:08:07girl we are all shivering with antitha
01:08:12patient right now
01:08:13wait can somebody like re-explain what happened i'm kind of confused
01:08:28i just survived by the skin of my teeth
01:08:32i'm so happy to see all y'all i fully thought i was gonna see you again
01:08:39two queens stand before me
01:08:41here we go prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance
01:08:47of finally by cc peniston this is your last chance to impress me
01:08:54and save yourself from elimination
01:08:59time has come for you to lip sync for your life
01:09:10good luck and don't fuck it up
01:09:22finally it's happened to me right in front of my face and i just cannot hide it
01:09:29meaning mr right the man of my dreams the one who shows me true love
01:09:34or at least it seems with brown cocoa skin and curly black hair
01:09:40it's just the way he looks at me that didn't let him stare
01:09:43finally you come along
01:09:46the way i feel about it just can't be wrong
01:09:50if you only knew
01:09:52the way i feel about you
01:09:54i just can't describe it
01:09:57oh no no
01:09:58finally
01:10:05finally it's happened to me right in front of my face and i just cannot hide it
01:10:12finally
01:10:14oh
01:10:17finally
01:10:18yeah
01:10:19yeah
01:10:24finally
01:10:38ladies
01:10:41i've made my decision
01:10:48anitra
01:10:49shantae you stay
01:10:53you are safe to walk that fucking duck another day
01:10:58thank you
01:11:03like the song says
01:11:05finally
01:11:07finally
01:11:13quack quack
01:11:18jax we loved you from the jump
01:11:21thank you for leaving it all on the dance floor
01:11:24now
01:11:25sashay
01:11:26away
01:11:27i love you all so much so
01:11:28thank you
01:11:30thank you
01:11:34fatality
01:11:37i know that anitra wants a challenge so i'm happy that i gave that to her in the final round
01:11:41of course i'm sad but it's just the beginning get ready a jack's flip is coming your way
01:11:46and it's gonna be a storm baby
01:11:52whoo
01:11:52finally
01:11:59i have to give you the biggest hug in the entire world i love you so much
01:12:03anitra i respect that that's a bad bitch move you played fair that is that is sick me
01:12:07can we make a cheers to the top nine
01:12:17ladies if you can't love yourself how in the hell you gonna love somebody else can i get an amen
01:12:22up in here
01:12:25all right now let the music play
01:12:27in there
01:12:27and
01:12:27wait
01:12:27waitvi
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