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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S15E02
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00:07that's right before this week is over one of you will be going home are there any chocolate bar
00:15there are 16 of us i thought i was in competition mode before
00:19and now it is a competition so for one of you it really will be one night only
00:32i will leave you now so you can become better acquainted no tongues now we got to get to know
00:40these other bitches uh i guess hey girl how y'all know it
00:51so sugar and spice yeah i feel like season 15 is like trade and tween
00:58but i'm still the trade of the season what what what what
01:04i grew up in the texas drag scene and i know mistress isabel is no joke she is known in
01:10houston
01:10for being that girl who will cut you down in a moment's notice i am so glad that i have
01:15someone
01:16else to talk massive amounts of shit with okay i want to know who knows each other already prior
01:21like from the other people from the other group i know sasha from back home i do oh my god
01:25sasha
01:26colby that is my la sister all right it's a drag icon so nice to see i love you sis
01:32i mean i guess you
01:33could say that i know sugar and spice from instagram like we're like we're like insta friends of course
01:38everybody knows who sugar and spice are i feel like all of like my drag friends are virtual so now
01:44it's
01:44fun to like have like friends in person i just want to like touch everyone oh that's
01:50child let's see if they can last more than 15 seconds or however many seconds it is they give
01:56you on tiktok can i ask what your entrance line was well we trotted in together we were like well
02:01this doesn't look like the toy store and then i was like sweetie that was my line and then we
02:06started
02:06like fighting it was giving rehearsed read we're like the doll you pull and just like the little lines
02:10come out i've been waiting for them to shut up you're gonna be here for a while i got like
02:15yelled
02:15at once like my librarian again enough about them girls i thought we're all friends i'm starting to
02:23feel like oh no it's gonna be me and sugar against the world okay you guys there's 16 of us
02:27now you
02:28guys want to go back to rehearsing we should yeah yeah we gotta add them into our choreography that we
02:33just worked hard on do you guys want to see what we came up with yes show us show us
02:39show us we'll be
02:39over here just judging let's say a little bit of shit hit it i wanna be on top and let
02:47the children
02:48know the children know i'm ready to chop y'all said job prepare something but this is like 10 seconds
02:57of high kicks and chopping and it's not in the work with 16 of us on stage i say that
03:01we stop hours
03:02like right before tonight tonight and then they come in from the back no i think we all should just
03:06be on
03:07together baby we gotta choreograph a whole opening number and the girls have already started so
03:12like what what are we gonna do i'll place people okay do we have to choreograph our own version we're
03:16gonna pick up where they left off what do you want me baby we'll pop you right here okay it's
03:20like
03:20tetris where are we gonna fit i have a suggestion yes we have eight new girls i think that our
03:26group
03:26should be on one side and their group should be on one side and be like tonight tonight then one
03:30night
03:30only and everybody mixing together do we listen to the song one more time together maybe they come
03:35in when we come in too many chefs in this kitchen already in a row can we put one person
03:41in charge of
03:41saying everything because there's too many people saying a bunch of shit we are getting nowhere i'm
03:45feeling very frustrated because i'm not the best with choreography and i know it's going to take me a
03:49long time to learn for one person it really is going to be only one night so i want to
03:53make sure it's
03:53perfect and it's what it needs to be right right i'm not trying to be a bitch like dominate i
03:58just
03:58you don't have to try mistress and irene are already going at it i mean i thought me and spice
04:05were
04:06going to be the drama this season okay one person needs to be in charge the extra comments from
04:10people is unnecessary jesus christ me and sugar are totally opposite sides of the room and we just
04:16keep making eye contact like we just have our little like inside joke faces we're like this is ridiculous
04:21i know that we already had a routine but i feel like we really need to start from scratch like
04:25and scrapping everything i just think it would take too much time speaking of time we don't have a lot
04:30so i think we should just like get back to work and start doing this all right bottoms let's take
04:34it from the top all right all right i'm really nervous about how this never gonna come out i don't
04:38know if we about to go to war but i do know that it's gonna be a long night i'm
04:42telling you it's
04:43gonna be a long night it's moving yeah let me throw this mug on real quick buenos dias baby it
04:53is
04:53a new day in the work room and we're gonna do our talent show in front of the judges here
04:57we go
04:57engines are running the game has begun let's go grab our stuff
05:03it is a madhouse we all have to claim stations and the energy is just go go go go go
05:09go go go go
05:10sugar's running to secure our clothing and then i run to secure the makeup station because we share
05:15a lot of the same makeup and also like it's our thing getting ready together it's like let us just
05:20be our little twinning cells we got our face here we go for someone who doesn't wear a lot of
05:27clothes
05:27i sure got a lot of shit mistress what are these little chicken biscuits
05:31no did you bring any high heels to the show
05:38see are mistress and irene do they hate each other it's very like conflicting energy
05:42let's compare our pants are you ready ready one three two
05:47shut up this is a pancake
05:52that's a it's an actual pancake
05:55okay i need a i don't know where to begin decrease even though i am the older twin sometimes i
06:01feel like
06:01sugar is my older twin and she's like coming out like she's gonna make it okay now you guys are
06:06like notorious for taking a really long time to pay right it's bad that's why we're like rushing
06:10i'm like i noticed you were the first two i said bold to get our thing we need to start
06:14how long does it normally take y'all when we were back on the island like if we had all
06:17day to get
06:17ready it would take us all day oh lord have mercy the twins just seem to be living in their
06:23own little
06:24la la lance i am not sure how this is gonna turn out
06:30black yes you know what this is a 40 inch unit i guess wait i think i have a measuring
06:36tape are we
06:37really about to do this yeah let's find out yours is definitely longer than mine but they're close well
06:41this is 40 inches irene's may be 40 inches or it may be a little longer but at least my
06:49hair is thick to
06:50the bottom yours truly is probably like the same length yours just gets a little like withered at
06:55the end withered
06:56lux how did you get your start i couldn't go out because i wasn't of age right i turned 21
07:04during
07:04the pandemic so i was just on instagram don't you feel like people kind of shade like social media but
07:09like for when you're a younger queen that's kind of all you have because that's all you have when you're
07:13young i think social media is a very big part of not only my drag but drag at large now
07:18it's kind
07:19of like a digital portfolio for people to look at you and see what you can do that's how i
07:23got like
07:24my following during quarantine since i couldn't gag the girls in the club i gagged them from their
07:28living room couches let's face it it's 2022 if you're not a drag queen on social media what are
07:33you doing kind of like what are you doing that's how you make your business exactly it's like i think
07:36it's a really stupid like mindset for people to have that like oh you can't be talented right in
07:42person because you do social media and it's typically the girls who don't do well on social media
07:50america i have nothing against social media sensations but it takes a lot of growth to get
07:55the way you gotta get a lot of these new girls it's happening overnight for them but i feel like
08:01you gotta know how to walk the walk and talk to talk boo
08:06so how do you feel like everything went yesterday will you all gag to see us who would gag to
08:09see you
08:10not the two enemies sitting next to each other girl what the are you talking about oh my god wait
08:16did
08:17you guys think we were enemies they thought that we were bickering mistress and i are talking the
08:23way that i talk to girls backstage at a drag show i thought y'all hated each other you can
08:27really
08:27tell how young and inexperienced some of these girls are because they think that a little bit of
08:31light shade means that you're enemies with someone i thought someone was gonna like throw a punch like
08:37i'm glad the twins are getting to see me because they get to see what a real drag queen gives
08:41if
08:41someone's your sister and you like someone you read them back and forth can we talk about when the
08:45groups merged and everyone was like on the twins ads at first whenever they walked in i saw like
08:50nails on the floor the lace was waving at me on her wig and like for me i'm not gonna
08:54talk
08:54like if i'm gonna talk no no no but if i'm gonna talk i'm gonna help you i'm not gonna
08:58just be
08:58i'm not gonna just let it let it happen you're a secret sweetheart yeah you were giving like mayor
09:02of dragville you were looking around you had a magnifying glass i'm not mayor of dragville
09:11what are you doing for your talent i'm a hip-hop dancer nice and i kind of incorporate that in
09:16my drag sometimes okay amethyst how about you technically a lip sync but it's it's my kind
09:22of lip sync let's just say that i'm gonna sing original song yes actually yeah i'm really excited
09:28because i sing in like 95 of the shows that i do it's season 15 you gotta step it up
09:34so i'm singing live
09:36and i think the judges are gonna be really impressed with the fact that i'm willing to
09:40take such a risk lucy has range i i would like to say that i have range as well what
09:45are you doing
09:45i'm not gonna reveal yet okay these girls do not need to know what i'm doing for talent i'm not
09:51showing you all my cards i'm from sin city i know how to play poker do you know what anybody
09:56else is
09:56doing for the town i don't know i heard something about ice water ice water yeah who's doing ice
10:02water it's like the next step irene i think irene's doing something with ice water irene yes ma'am
10:08i just heard you're using ice water in your talent show yeah i'm making a glass of ice water for
10:12my
10:13talent show my mom used to make it for me all the time while it sounds very ridiculous i feel
10:20like after
10:20last season when willow pill kind of knocked it out of the park doing some obscure talent number
10:25now it's going to be a contest of who can out obscure the obscurus
10:34oh bitch she's on your lips the mug
10:40twice come on i know i know you might want to speed it up there twins
10:44the rest of us are in full drag corsets laced wigs glued makeup on shoes on
10:49the twins are like still struggling to get ready
10:51look here actually got this eyeliner let me actually just do it for you
10:54you think that with two of them they'd be able to get ready in a timely manner
10:57sugar it's not on a wig stand thing i don't think it is where are they oh my god i
11:02am running so
11:03behind i can't find my clothes i can't find my wig i like run through them yes i don't think
11:07it's in
11:08there we're literally seconds away from performing on the main stage first impressions are so important
11:12and i do not want to mess this up is it this that it oh my god no where the
11:16hell's the wig
11:18girl the twins are like on overload can you please try to find the wick please please please the dolls
11:23are like malfunctioning like you packed it i didn't pack it so you would know oh my god the double
11:28men twins done lost they mind somebody going home baby you was at risk right now
11:47have a girl put the base in your walk head to toe let your whole body talk
11:55welcome to the season premiere of rupaul's drag race she's a dangerous woman michelle facade
12:02oh more like slippery when wet oh oh oh oh the hilarious ross matthews now don't you have
12:11something to show us well ru i'm married sorry ladies well we wish you and wellington all the love
12:21in the world congratulations thank you next and finally her hair has been defined gravity since 2010
12:29it's ariana grande oh thank you ru apparently so have my knockers
12:36i love being here so much i'm having an out-of-body experience i love you so much thank you
12:41we love having
12:42you here this week we challenged our queens to entertain us in the largest talent extravaganza
12:48ever racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
12:55let the talent extravaganza let the talent extravaganza begin
13:02tonight tonight
13:04one night only am i the greatest star or am i full of bologna
13:13it's time to make my part i'm yours for one night only
13:18i want to be
13:20i want to be on top to let the children know
13:22i want to be on top to let the children know
13:23the children know
13:24will i get the job or be the star of the show
13:30tonight tonight
13:31one night only
13:32one night only
13:34one night only
13:36one night only
13:47now watch me as i fly
13:50one night only
13:53one night only
13:55one night only
13:57one night only
14:05one night only
14:21i believe quick ain't no friends in this race cause i'm in the lead
14:24bitch
14:24you know the best people come from the crowd
14:26the point i own the last so i win in every round
14:29now they're calling me cocky charisma uniqueness
14:32nervous but i call it
14:33i put the t in talent triple xl so i'm five from average
14:38and you know i'm a savage m.i.a is why i stay we bring nothing to watch
14:42i'm a queen i'm a queen i'm a queen
14:44i'm the fettest and the baddest on the scene
14:46i'm a queen i'm a queen i'm a queen
14:48i'm on the main stage and i'm living out my dreams
14:51i'm a queen i'm a queen i'm a queen
14:53i'm a queen i'm a queen i'm a queen
14:56i'm a queen i'm a queen i'm a queen
15:04let's hear it for spice
15:07uh i'm bored
15:09something else about me
15:11spice things up a bit
15:12listen up and let me let you know
15:14i'm coming in hot with a spicy flow so get settled up and be out
15:17pull up to the club and drop it low
15:20oh
15:20the boys running out where my thing they go where my thing they go my thing they go
15:24the boys running out where my thing they go where my thing they go
15:28you know about the wall like the classic one didn't get up the wall
15:31i ain't got parts like a normal girl cause this is a drag queen but we're all cool
15:34see looking at me with curiosity if you want to get the goodies then you gotta please see
15:37iron down surfaces whoopsie if you see me detox that's a mute not me
15:49i don't want to
15:51but i might change my mind if i get that
15:52bling-a-ling
16:02seeing spice perform without me i am a proud little gay mom she always feels like she has
16:08to rely on me and she proves that she can be a bad bitch without sugar i just love how
16:13the coffin pulls
16:14it all together
16:18hey sis it's luxe noir london
16:42the hair is giving the body is giving the mug is giving it might be christmas because the whole
16:47thing is just giving
16:48the face the brand the fantasy when i'm on the floor i feel the heat
16:53every look is fire i bring the heat
16:54be the bitches in the head
16:56yeah
16:56you do not want it
16:58i come through and i punch it
16:59i'll make you want some voice quick
17:01control of people dancing
17:03must make them turn their heads quick
17:05then i know i'm okay like rock slick
17:06but i call me rape cause i'm real slick
17:08going round and round and i won't quit
17:13somebody is going home tonight
17:16not me though
17:18now presenting mistress isabel brooks
17:22baby the heavyweight champion is now here honey representing for the big girls let's go
17:27there's never been a chubby girl just take the win get ready bitches take a look i'm the next up
17:33again i'ma smack you down i'ma knock you out i'll bite your ear off if i have to
17:37well hopefully i won't have to bite your ear off but baby i got my eye on you
17:40listen up baby i'm a bitch
17:41mistress is very intimidating
17:43honey go back and take it
17:45she really packs a punch
17:46i got it you want it i crave it you taste it i need it i love it but never
17:50replace it
17:50i'll shake it and throw it drop down make you know it i'm snatching the crown for the last
17:53queen that holds it
17:54big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big
17:59big big big big big
18:00oh hold on my sugar got low they gotta have this delicious
18:19All right, y'all, it's time to get Lucy LaDuca.
18:23Let loose, I said let loose.
18:26You're holding it together, baby, what's the use?
18:29Let loose, I said let loose.
18:31I'm giving you permission, you've got no excuse.
18:35I'm the queen of the sun, so Lucy sings live, and it's definitely a choice.
18:42Bring up the music, and put on your dancing chair, the synthesizer takes you as you toss
18:48your hair, loosen up your buttons, this ain't like your prayer, when we stop dancing, it
18:53gets out of that hair, so you better be willing, loose, I said let loose.
18:59Lucy LaDuca is kind of a mindfuck for me, because she's singing about how to be loose, but she's
19:04standing as rigid as a dead fish.
19:07Let loose, baby let loose, baby let loose.
19:16Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.
19:40Marcia, Marcia.
20:02Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia,
20:13Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia,
20:13Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia,
20:13Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
20:17Here to let you have it, the Robin Fierce.
20:45Here to let you have it.
21:13Here to let you have it, the Robin Fierce.
21:18Next up, it's Irene Dubois.
21:22Hi there, Irene Dubois here with a fun little tutorial.
21:26Today we're going to be making one of my favorite recipes, a glass of ice cold water.
21:30Let's get started.
21:31First, you're going to want to pour yourself two cups of water into a glass.
21:46See how easy that is?
21:47All right.
21:48Next up, we're just going to take some ice and we're...
21:51You just get a little ice and you...
21:54Just put some ice right into the glass.
22:00No one's laughing.
22:03Absolutely no one.
22:04The only thing that's making noise is the ice cubes.
22:07All right.
22:08And last but not least, we're going to take a little slice of lemon.
22:11We're going to squeeze a few drops into the glass.
22:13And then we're going to put it right on the edge of the...
22:15Right into the glass.
22:17All right.
22:18Let's try it out.
22:19This has so much potential.
22:21It doesn't have to be this...
22:23No pun intended.
22:25Dry.
22:27Mmm, so good.
22:29I hope you enjoyed this tutorial.
22:30And don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe.
22:39I'm cringing for Irene because I can feel the whole room just staring at her.
22:44The judges are not feeling the number and I'm kind of scared for my girl.
22:50Welcome back to One Night Only.
22:52Get ready for Anitra.
22:56Round one.
22:58It's A-N-E-T-R-A.
23:02Six letters and three vowels.
23:04My name is Anitra, ladies and gentlemen, and I'm here to wear your pussies.
23:10Attention.
23:14You better walk that fucking duck duck walk.
23:17Clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack.
23:21You better walk that fucking duck.
23:29Do you smell that?
23:32It's like something's burning.
23:33Is that...
23:34My pussy?
23:35Yes.
23:37It is...
23:38Shut up!
23:39It's really easy.
23:41It's really easy.
23:41It's a fire thing, but he has like...
23:44It's like a fire extinguisher.
23:53You gotta watch out for the quiet ones, you know?
23:55You never know what they have up their sleeve.
23:57You better walk that fucking duck.
23:59Yeah!
24:01Damn!
24:04It's time for a taste of sugar.
24:07Where, where, where, where, where, where, where my sugar babies at?
24:10Where, where, where my sugar babies at?
24:12Where, where, where my sugar babies at?
24:12Sugar babies at?
24:13Sugar babies at?
24:14Sugar babies at?
24:15It's sugar.
24:15Bubba gum, Bubba gum in a dish.
24:17If you wanna get more sugar, then you better make a rush.
24:19Jeannie and I follow, I've seen it's my girl.
24:20Making my videos seen around the world.
24:22I'm from TikTok, and I know how to smile.
24:24It's like Thai banks, bitch, on my side.
24:25Just a fantastic side hair and a curl.
24:27One inch heels, I'll figure it out.
24:29All you girls, step, step aside.
24:30It's time to get.
24:31Bimbo fives.
24:32Bimbo fives.
24:33Bimbo fives.
24:33Bimbo fives.
24:34Just as I serve on the side of the rise.
24:35Bimbo fives.
24:36Let me sugar bad daddy before he dies.
24:38Let me sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar.
24:40He dies, he dies, he dies, he dies, he dies, he dies, he dies, die, die, die, die, die, die.
24:44Just kidding, a bimbo never dies.
24:45You're pretty kidding.
24:46Just as I'm eyes.
24:47A scoop of coops and a spoon full of sugar.
24:48But to your research, I was never a bugger.
24:50So 50 nose before you click on me.
24:51And if you suck at D, you never do it for free.
24:53Unless he's hot, he can hella at me.
24:55Now you might be shocked, this thing's book off bars.
24:57Check the writing credits, it's getting super soft.
24:59Eh, kind of annoying.
25:04The twins are kind of brilliant in their whole, like, ditzy bimbo act, but they're actually fierce competitors.
25:12Up next, Princess Poppy.
25:15Introducing the splendid singing sisters, Poppy and her twin Petunia.
25:21My name is Poppy and I'm a delight.
25:24My name's Petunia and I'm a parasite.
25:27What in the parasite pup hell is going on here?
25:30I've got a smile and a sense of humor.
25:33I've got a feeling I'm a deadly tumor.
25:36We're sisters.
25:37Who could want more?
25:39What do you think?
25:40I think I'm a herpes sore.
25:42We'll be there for each other till we're happily wed.
25:45I don't have a body and I wish I was dead.
25:48We're sisters.
25:51Now and for good.
25:52Together we'll never end.
25:55For we're oh so blessed.
25:56My life is a name less.
25:58And we could never part.
26:00Each time she laughs I fart.
26:01After all, you're my best friend.
26:06You're my best friend even though you're a stupid bitch.
26:13Ariana Grande is into some like freaky shit.
26:16I can tell she loves it.
26:21Here she comes, Selena Estidis.
26:26And the nominees for best in show are...
26:29I gotta make sure I look good.
26:31Make sure I look right.
26:32Make sure I find the light.
26:34I gotta make sure I look good.
26:35Make sure I look right.
26:36Make sure I find the lights.
26:38Camera action.
26:39Boom, boom.
26:40Time to start dragging.
26:41S titties got them all gagging.
26:42Wigs I'm snatching.
26:43I got a cute face in my body's light.
26:45Keep my wife's name out your mouth.
26:46Slap.
26:47Slap.
26:47Slash.
26:48Time to start packing.
26:49You know that the crown I'm grabbing.
26:51A little subtraction.
26:52Three minus two, I'm the one.
26:53Plus your man told me he like them last.
26:55So I told him I like your papi a little spicy.
26:57Like that you can put me lots of dinero.
26:58And throw it all on my body.
26:59You know I never be faded.
27:00That's why I'm all on your stages.
27:01And look at how I just ate it like.
27:03You gotta make sure you look good.
27:05Make sure you look right.
27:06Make sure you find your light.
27:07You gotta make sure you look good.
27:09Make sure you look right.
27:10Make sure you find your light.
27:11Ladies, you looking good.
27:13You looking right.
27:15Uh-uh.
27:15You find your light.
27:16And what it goes to?
27:18That's me.
27:19That's a wrap.
27:21Yeah!
27:21Yeah!
27:23Yeah!
27:23Come on in, baby.
27:25Up next, Amethyst.
27:28I don't know where my heart is.
27:31But I find it.
27:33Some way.
27:34Some high up.
27:35I gotta let him know how much I care.
27:39I'll never give up looking for my baby.
27:48What's taking me out for Amethyst's performance off the bat are the sneakers, baby.
27:51Like, have we already learned that you do not wear sneakers on RuPaul's stage?
27:54I don't know where he can be.
27:55He can be.
27:56My baby.
27:58But I'm gonna find him.
28:02I did too much lying.
28:04Wasted too much time.
28:07Now I'm here and crying.
28:09I, I, I, I.
28:13I can't find my baby.
28:15I don't know when.
28:16I don't know why.
28:17Why he's gonna win.
28:19I don't know when he can be.
28:22My baby.
28:23Oh!
28:24Yeah!
28:26Woo!
28:27Yeah!
28:29Woo!
28:29Give it up for Aura Mayari.
28:32Yeah!
28:33Let's kill this one!
28:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
28:39Rumpa-pumpa-pumpa-pumpa-pumpa!
28:42Let's kill this one!
28:45Rumpa-pumpa-pumpa-pumpa-pumpa!
28:54We all commit to love that makes you cry!
28:59Oh!
29:00We all make the love that kills you inside!
29:05Yeah!
29:06We must kill this love, yeah, it's sad but true!
29:10Gotta kill this love before he kills you too!
29:13Kill this love, yeah, it's sad but true!
29:16Gotta kill this love, yeah, it's sad but true!
29:19Let's kill this love!
29:20Wow!
29:22Woo!
29:23Woo!
29:25Woo!
29:26It's Sasha Colby!
29:30Another head hangs lowly, child is slowly taken.
29:40And the violence caused such silence, who are we moons taken?
29:49But you see, it's not me, it's not my family!
29:55In your head, in your head, they are dying!
29:58In your head, in your head, in your head!
30:01I am just living for Sasha.
30:04She is so engaging and beautiful, but also not afraid to get gritty with it.
30:09In your head, in your head, in your head!
30:26Last but not least, here's Jax!
30:31Brushed my hair, I went downstairs.
30:33Baby, kids are in my rear.
30:35And I looked up in my mirror.
30:36And I said, who's that there?
30:38Who's that there?
30:39In that mirror.
30:40I don't care if they're aware.
30:41Now I see just why they stare.
30:43I just pay them, I don't care.
30:45I know.
30:46So what, I got an attitude.
30:47Bitch, I got an attitude.
30:49I'm gonna have an attitude.
30:51Bitch, you got an attitude!
30:55Oh my god!
30:59When they ask me where I've been, busy.
31:02When they ask me where I live, the city.
31:05I don't own a welcome mat.
31:07Give me the proper feet to stand back.
31:09I don't own a welcome mat.
31:10Give me the proper feet to stand back.
31:12Attitude.
31:12Additude.
31:14Additude.
31:14Additude.
31:16Additude.
31:17Additude.
31:28This bitch just did a triple double whatever it is and lands on her titties ever so gently
31:38I'm actually so gagged
31:54This is absolutely a signature Irene Dubois look is inspired by Geiger and the Xenomorph from the Alien franchise
32:05I'm gonna plant my baby in you and it's gonna burst out of your chest and give me your heart
32:09so I can eat it
32:11When are they bringing back the McRib?
32:15Luxe Noir London, Luxe Noir Paris, Luxe Noir New York
32:20A quintessential Luxe look would be like some sort of grand hat because I love a statement hat like people
32:26don't wear hats enough
32:27Maybe people do wear a lot of hats I don't know I don't really pay attention but definitely some color
32:32I love to show body I love to show shape fun colors I think I said colors already didn't I?
32:39I think you get free satellite TV with this hat
32:42Ha ha ha ha ha ha
32:43Aura Mayari
32:45Trend alert
32:46High top ponytail
32:47Aura Mayari is a moon goddess warrior and I'm definitely showing that with this all black vinyl look and my
32:55platinum ponytail
32:56Michelle is looking at me and she's like who is that bitch she's fucking gorgeous
33:00Maybe I'm disillusional.
33:03Why, Iora?
33:07Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!
33:09You know, Mama, we said, don't play with balls in the house.
33:14This beautiful Chanel-inspired outfit represents my drag
33:18because it is kind of preppy, pastel.
33:22My references are, like, Ariana Grande, Audrey Hepburn,
33:25and, like, Cher Horowitz, like, mixed together.
33:28Normally, I'm not a fan of blue balls,
33:30but in this case, I'll take them.
33:33Anitra!
33:35What? I can't hear you.
33:36I have giant fucking spikes in my ears.
33:39I am stomping this runway in a custom Anitra original.
33:42Everything is hand-sewn by your girl.
33:45We're giving you high future.
33:46Crash-landed from the planet cunt in 3035.
33:49Left-right, left-right.
33:50Walking ducks left and right.
33:53It's all water off a duck's crack.
33:55That's right. You better walk that fucking duck.
33:58Crack! Crack!
34:01Malaysia baby doll fox.
34:03All right, Patti LaBelle, here's something else for you.
34:06I'm wearing a fully rhinestone white netted gown.
34:10I got my foxtails, baby.
34:12That mean I got a little change in the bank.
34:14Y'all eating it up, baby, because I'm giving what needs to be given.
34:17Why have seven rings when you can have that one?
34:20Princess Poppy.
34:22She's tulle for the summer.
34:24I am the princess of Candyland, and I am colorful, irreverent, and I am doing a pun on rainbows and
34:31bows.
34:31I'm letting them see all of this little tutu.
34:34And just a little bit of my ass crack.
34:36Toot toot, hey, beep beep.
34:40Sasha Colby from Colby Co.
34:43Fangirling so hard right now.
34:45I am giving you quintessential Sasha Colby.
34:48Wearing a gown that I wore once, ten years ago when I won this continental.
34:51This look is screaming unadulterated glamour, unapologetic fashion, and most of all, art, don't touch.
34:59Gorgeous.
35:01Ma'am, I can't see the movie.
35:04For your consideration.
35:06Yes?
35:06Selena STDs.
35:08Or Selena STDs.
35:11This is classic STDs, okay?
35:13She is serving West Coast chola.
35:15I'm in a full head to toe denim look that I made myself.
35:18You know exactly who this girl is the minute you see her.
35:21You know, she's got really good genes.
35:26Amethyst.
35:27Enemethyst?
35:29For this look, I'm going with a very slutty Bo Peep vibe.
35:33I think of myself as a Disney teen that went off the deep end and, like, wants to be naughty.
35:39I'm a Disney hoe.
35:41Uh, Chrissy, we're Jack and Janet.
35:43That's a regal beagle.
35:45Mr. Roper, I think you mean Mr. Groper.
35:50Jax.
35:51Oh, the fly girl auditions are next door.
35:54I'm giving you OG Jax.
35:56It is color blocked.
35:57And I'm coming up out of that bodega, just rolling through the East Village, stomping on some rats in Pumpkin
36:02Square Park, ready to serve it on the runway.
36:04You got some film in that camera or are you just happy to see me?
36:07Hey!
36:08Lucy LaDuca.
36:09I am serving an homage to the Holy Spirit herself, Miss Britney Spears.
36:16Check out her overhead compartment.
36:18You'll notice my drag is always about the body, ody, ody.
36:22I'm trying to embody glamour with a hint of care.
36:25Signature, Lucy LaDuca.
36:28On this flight, we only serve nuts.
36:32Mistress Isabel Brooks.
36:35Oh, there's a new sheriff in town.
36:40I'm giving them a little taste of Houston, Texas drag.
36:43Everything in Texas is bigger and better.
36:45When we walk, you're going to hear the beads swishing against the floor.
36:48We're going to be in the heaviest garments doing the most, honey.
36:51I didn't get this made for the show.
36:52I pulled this out of my closet.
36:53So that's how you know a bitch really got it going on.
36:56I hear she has a huge lasso.
36:59The Robin Fierce.
37:02You've got a bod for sin, but a head for donuts.
37:06This is literally the most beautiful that I have ever, ever, ever felt.
37:11This look represents me because it's glamorous and functional.
37:14Not only is she the belle of the ball, she can get down if she has to.
37:18Business in the front and whore in the back.
37:22Sugar.
37:23Where's her beast?
37:27I am in my full high whore princess drag fantasy.
37:30All of the references are told from my childhood, my favorite pop stars and movies.
37:35That's the only reason why I do drag, is to connect with my inner self and be that little kid.
37:40My name's Belle, I'm from Long Island.
37:43I go to Roosevelt Field Mall.
37:45See you there.
37:48Spice.
37:49My name's Aria, you just met my sister Belle.
37:53We hung out on Jones Beach this summer.
37:56I'm giving you collector edition spice.
37:59Channeling my favorite princess ever.
38:02Bright glitter lip to match my red hair.
38:04And of course I have the high slit up to the nether region.
38:07The coochie's about to pop out, but hello, it's spice, that's always going to happen.
38:11Fashion alert, fuzzy slits.
38:16Take you 15 seasons to say fuzzy slits?
38:19I feel like I'm quite sure that was said once before.
38:23Check the tape.
38:25Welcome queens, based on your one night only performances and your who is she runway presentations have made some decisions.
38:35Luxe Noir London.
38:37Aura Mayari.
38:39Malaysia Baby Doll Fox.
38:41Princess Poppy.
38:43Sasha Colby.
38:44Selina Estitis.
38:46Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
38:49The Robin Fierce.
38:51Sugar.
38:52Spice.
38:53Ladies, you are safe.
38:58You may leave the stage.
39:04Ladykins, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
39:08Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
39:11Up first, Irene Dubois.
39:14First of all, congrats to all of you for that opening number.
39:18It looked so amazing.
39:20So, Miss America.
39:21I was living my fantasy.
39:23So, brava to all of you.
39:25Hey, Irene.
39:26Hi, Michelle.
39:27Your talent show.
39:28I was excited about the storyline that you were giving us with just the way you looked.
39:32I think the way you paint yourself is beautiful.
39:34Word fell short for me, Irene, was it wasn't funny.
39:36I liked where you were going.
39:38It just went from an H2O to an H2O.
39:41I wish that it had had a little bit more of a punchline at the end.
39:44But I love this runway look.
39:46Thank you so much.
39:47I think it's very intricate.
39:48And I'm into it.
39:49Have you performed the water bit before?
39:51I have, and it is normally a much longer bit.
39:53And I think compressing it, I chose some of the wrong beats to Nick's.
39:57I think it was underwritten.
39:59By an insurance company.
40:03Up next, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
40:07A stalker much?
40:09No, listen, I get it.
40:10I want to fuck me too.
40:11Okay?
40:12I get it.
40:13I thought it was very sweet.
40:14Very bravely, you speak for tens of people out there who also want to make out with me.
40:18You were able to remain in this goofy character and still deliver this technically beautiful ballet.
40:24That's what a performer does.
40:25You are a very thoughtful artist.
40:29It was just super moving and incredible in every capacity.
40:32I think this is really fun, but you're wearing maybe some chapstick and mascara.
40:37You got away with it tonight, but you're going to have to do more.
40:41Gotcha, and I will give that to you.
40:42All right, we'll be looking.
40:44Great.
40:45Up next, Anitra.
40:47Anitra, you better walk that fucking time.
40:49Your sense of drag.
40:50It's kind of like Street Fighter meets Ballroom.
40:52The specificity with your looks is so incredibly important.
40:55I feel like I know you right away.
40:57You counted the letters in your name and then told us how many vowels were in it.
41:03Like you're Vanna White.
41:05Good to know.
41:06Immediately I know exactly who you are, and you're damn talented.
41:10I want to watch that number on Rewind over and over and over again.
41:15You just tore it up, and then you gave us something we didn't expect with the kicks.
41:20Did you tell Bryce that there's no way you're going to hit his face?
41:23We ran it a couple times just to make sure he was comfortable.
41:26Sure.
41:26But I was a Taekwondo athlete for 14 years.
41:29Wow.
41:29And when did you know you could duck walk?
41:31Just now.
41:35Just remember, you better walk that fucking duck.
41:38Up next, Amethyst.
41:40The idea with your number.
41:42It's actually a funny idea.
41:45Could have padded a little bit to give us more drag with it.
41:48But I'm going to tell you the main thing that went wrong.
41:51We saw the baby way too fast.
41:54I laughed when the wine glass came out, and then I laughed when I saw the baby.
41:57But unfortunately, there was nowhere to go from there.
41:59You should have kept that bun in the oven until the end.
42:01Because once the audience gets ahead of you, you can't catch up.
42:05Tonight on the runway, I think this is really cute.
42:07I like the extra bows.
42:08I love the pigtails.
42:10I love a pigtail.
42:11And tell me about the no padding.
42:12What do you have against Styrofoam rubber?
42:15Nothing.
42:16But I do think I was blessed with a nice body,
42:20so I like to show it off.
42:22Well, no, you should show it off.
42:23But if you had a big fat ass, it would make your tiny waist even better.
42:27That's the misconception of younger queens.
42:29They think padding takes away.
42:30Adding some hip and thigh will just be like...
42:34Yeah.
42:35All right, up next, Jax.
42:36This talent was a total game changer.
42:39When it became clear to us that your hair was the jump rope,
42:43something shifted in the universe.
42:44Like, something major happened in the cosmos.
42:49One of my favorite moments was not the four back flips you did.
42:52It was when you were jump roping with your hair and you were rolling your eyes.
42:55Like, this is nothing.
42:56Who the fuck does that?
42:59I imagine you're a gymnast.
43:00I was a competitive cheerleader.
43:02Yeah, you were.
43:02And that's so smart, whether it's taekwondo, whether it's ballet.
43:04That is how you show us who you are at the beginning of this competition.
43:08I like your attitude.
43:09I like your look.
43:10You are an around-the-way girl.
43:11You give me very 90s vibes, which is fantastic.
43:14I've said it for years.
43:15Know who you are and deliver it at all times.
43:17It was something we did not expect at all.
43:20And that's one that I could watch on a loop all night long.
43:24Up next, Lucy LaDuca.
43:26Your body is so beautiful.
43:28You know exactly how it should look.
43:31That's smart.
43:32Singing live, on the other hand, wasn't that smart.
43:35You were doing this whole 80s moment.
43:36And it almost needed for you to lean into big movements,
43:40but because you were giving us live vocals,
43:42it took it down and it was like,
43:43oh, okay, she's doing step touch and she's doing this.
43:45I do share similar concerns.
43:47If that was going to be the main thing of the performance,
43:49then I would love for it to have been a slightly more perfect vocal.
43:53I assumed that singing live would really show a talent
43:56that not everyone was going to show.
43:58And I took a risk and I, um...
44:05I understand that it didn't fully pay off.
44:08Um...
44:09But I want you to know
44:11that I've been doing this for a really long time.
44:14And I have a lot to show.
44:17And I know you like us padded, but I don't pad and I never will.
44:19Okay?
44:23Thank you, ladies.
44:24I think we've heard enough.
44:25While you untuck in the workroom,
44:27the judges and I will deliberate.
44:30Now, just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?
44:34And may I remind you, somebody's gotta go home.
44:38Let's talk about Irene Dubois.
44:40Irene Dubois is a beautiful queen.
44:42She's a bit twisted, which we could see in the talent show.
44:45A lot of show, not so much talent, right?
44:47Uh-huh.
44:48The idea of an act that kind of mocks influencers and TikTok culture,
44:52I think that's really smart, but it didn't land at all.
44:55And if you're going to go comedy, it has to land.
44:56All right, let's move on down to Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
44:59This queen is so smart.
45:00She pops.
45:02And I'm not just saying that because she has great taste in men.
45:03You understand?
45:05It was funny.
45:06It was a full story.
45:08It showcased her talent.
45:09I think she's the full package.
45:11Anitra.
45:12You know, it was enough.
45:13The dancing and the taekwondo.
45:16I would have been impressed with that.
45:17And then she changed the whole mother ducking game.
45:19I want to come to her show.
45:20You know, I think if I saw that at a club or somewhere, I would pass out.
45:23I'm going to say it.
45:24Anitra has quacked the code.
45:25Shut up!
45:27Up next, we've got Amethyst.
45:29So, whereas we know exactly what Marsha is, we know exactly what Anitra is, we have no idea who Amethyst
45:36is.
45:36I can tell that she's incredible.
45:38It's just a bummer that it wasn't perfectly executed.
45:41She could have actually made that character more interesting.
45:43I wanted to see a Beverly Hills housewife mom with leggings and high heel shoes.
45:48I hate seeing flats on this runway.
45:50It wasn't necessary.
45:51Jax.
45:52Jax skipped rope with her hair.
45:54You can't get any more drag than that.
45:56That kind of thinking is my favorite kind of ridiculous.
46:00Yeah.
46:00She put everything into this.
46:02The little attitude, the little around the way girl thing.
46:05I loved it.
46:06Lucy LaDuca.
46:07This really sucks because I love Lucy and I feel like this was...
46:10Oh my God, I love Lucy.
46:11Okay.
46:11Oh, cute.
46:12This is another case where execution just fell to the back seat and you can tell that there's this extraordinary
46:18talent there.
46:18Singing Live was not really an asset tonight because it wasn't that kind of a song.
46:22And she was pitchy.
46:23She is a fantastic queen.
46:25The problem is it just wasn't memorable enough.
46:28I took a Lucy LaDuca once.
46:29Did you?
46:30Yeah, it was after Bad Shrimp.
46:33All right, silence.
46:35I've made my decision.
46:36Bring back my girls.
46:39Welcome back, ladies.
46:40I've made some decisions.
46:44Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
46:46You came here with a crush on Ross.
46:49But after this week, we're obsessed with you.
46:53Anitra, bitch, you are quackers.
46:56Jax, tonight you really got this joint jumpin'.
47:03Anitra, condragulations.
47:04You are the winner of this week's challenge.
47:07You've won a cash prize of 5,000 doulas.
47:13I mean, thank you, sorry.
47:15Winner, winner, I am a duck walking motherfucking winner.
47:19Baby, I'm about to walk this duck all the way to the fucking finale and get this crown.
47:23Marsha and Jax, you are safe.
47:25You may join the other girls.
47:35Irene Dubois, your performance did not quench our thirst.
47:40Lucy Laduca, you tried to let loose, but there was blockage.
47:48Amethyst, tonight you prematurely ejoculated.
47:57Lucy Laduca, you're safe.
48:02Thank you so much.
48:04I'm not gonna let you down again.
48:05And I promise not to hold myself back.
48:08You may join the other girls.
48:11Good luck, baby.
48:13Irene Dubois, Amethyst.
48:16I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
48:21I'm devastated, but I'm absolutely not going down without a fight.
48:26Two queens, stand before me.
48:28Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of Seven Rings by Ariana Grande.
48:36Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
48:44The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
48:55I learned the lyrics to the song the day it came out.
48:58I'm quite the Ariana fan, so I'm feeling really scared to lip sync her song in front of her.
49:04But at the same time, I'm here to fight and I'm here to prove why I'm America's Next Drag Superstar.
49:10Good luck, and don't fuck it-er.
49:21Let's go.
49:24Let's go.
49:27Let's go.
49:28Let's go.
49:42Let's go.
49:45Let's go.
49:46Let's go.
49:53Let's go.
49:57Let's go.
50:10Let's go.
50:13Let's go.
50:32Let's go.
50:40Let's go.
50:41Look at my neck.
50:42Look at my neck.
50:43Ain't got no money to pay me respect.
50:45Ain't no budget when I'm on the side.
50:46If I like it then that's what I got.
50:48I want it, I got it.
50:50I want it, I got it.
50:52I want it, I got it.
50:54She's like, my hair, she thinks, just put it, I see it, I make it, I want it, I cut
51:00it.
51:09Ladies, I've made my decision.
51:18Amethyst, Shantae, you stay.
51:22Thank you so much.
51:24And I promise I have a lot more to show you.
51:28You may join the other girls.
51:35Irene Dubois, you may have been here one night only, but you'll be in our hearts forever and a day.
51:45Now, sashay away.
51:47Thank you all.
51:53Well, I may not have won the crown.
52:02Being told to sashay away is not a thrilling experience.
52:07I wasn't expecting to go home first.
52:09I don't think it was necessarily my time to go, but I won the first mini challenge, so at least
52:15I won something.
52:16I wish that I could have gotten to show the world a little bit more of what I have to
52:19offer, but I'm very happy with who I am.
52:23And I think that despite the fact that I was only here for a short time, that will still come
52:27through.
52:32Conjagulations, ladies.
52:34And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
52:38Can I get an amen up in here?
52:40Amen.
52:41Alright, now let the music play.
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