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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S15E11
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00:08We are back in the workroom and Malaysia has been eliminated.
00:11I've lost one of the closest people to me in the competition.
00:13She's like the true definition of a sister.
00:16We loved, we fought, but at the end of the day, we still kikied and we cut the fuck up.
00:20Remain humble, the fattest and the baddest from Miami, Malaysia baby doll fox.
00:25Baby doll, baby doll, baby doll.
00:26Miss Selena, how are you feeling?
00:28So before, I was only in the bottom because like design challenges, so I was only in
00:31the designs, you know, but now I'm officially a bottom bitch and like, I didn't come into
00:35here thinking I was going to be that.
00:37Bitch, this is my first time in the bottom and I thought I was going to be the one lip
00:40syncing.
00:40So like, you guys should get off and just keep going.
00:43I don't think I did that bad last week.
00:45Oh, bitch, that was quick.
00:46She knows her way around cleaning the mirror right this way.
00:49I don't feel like the girls see me as competition because I've been in the bottom so much, but
00:52listen, I've allowed my light to be dimmed up until this point, but baby, not no more.
00:56No more Mrs. Nice as Diddy.
00:58Okay?
00:58She's coming out to play.
00:59Let's go, bitches.
01:02Congratulations, Auntie, on your third win, babe.
01:04You got it together.
01:05Third win.
01:06Three Maxi challenge wins.
01:07Three Maxi, I mean, I really felt like y'all were like going to be ahead of me.
01:10How do you all feel?
01:11I'm surprised.
01:13Yeah.
01:13I really expected to win.
01:17Are we that shocked Lucy thinks she should win every week?
01:20I'm definitely seeing me being this close to a win as like, okay, but you have to get
01:24the win next time.
01:25Like I hear the judges telling me that I have what it takes to go all the way.
01:30I'm like right behind Sasha, who is technically the front runner, but I think I'm the front
01:34runner in terms of charisma, unique, discernment talent.
01:37So statistically, I want to be in second place, but I'm always going to be in first place up here.
01:43How about we get out of drag?
01:46But don't get too comfy because the queen is coming for her crown.
01:49Yes, I am.
01:49Yes, I am.
01:51I said the queen.
01:52Not the beast.
01:53Beast.
01:54I'm sure Lucy and Lux have the most fire under their asses because they were both on the top
01:59and they both felt like they should have won, and they smell blood in the water.
02:04And it's three girls away from the final four.
02:07Like, that's crazy motivation for all of us.
02:10It's on.
02:12Is that Joey Jay?
02:15I'm a gay answer.
02:16I'm a gay answer.
02:17I'm Joey Jay.
02:21The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics
02:26and a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000.
02:30Served by Cash App with extra special guest judge, Ally Wong.
02:34RuPaul's Drag Race.
02:35May the best drag queen win.
02:37The best drag queen win.
02:42Oh, not Kelly and Michelle.
02:45It is a new day in the workroom.
02:47We are in top seven, which is something I never thought I'd be able to say.
02:52That's not true.
02:52That's a big lie that I just told, so I'm going to do it again.
02:55Kelly and Michelle.
02:56Oh my God.
02:57I'm wearing more makeup than Marsha.
02:59Shut up.
03:00Ha ha ha ha.
03:01Marsha doesn't wear any makeup.
03:02Woo!
03:05Beyonce looks are really fun.
03:06I loved mine.
03:08Yeah.
03:08It was so sickening.
03:09I loved wearing my look.
03:10I felt really, really beautiful in it.
03:12Why weren't you pregnant, though?
03:14She wasn't very far along when she announced her pregnancy.
03:17You could see the bump on the red carpet.
03:18The orange dress.
03:19And you could see it in the performance.
03:20I feel like you're insulting me right now.
03:23No, I'm not insulting her because she actually was pregnant.
03:25I'm insulting you because you had a corset on.
03:27No.
03:28Literally Googled the performance.
03:29She was rubbing her baby bump.
03:31Um, yeah, but Beyonce has body, body, body.
03:34So I wanted to get body, body, body.
03:35And belly bump.
03:36But you didn't have body on either.
03:37You didn't have Beyonce body.
03:39I had Beyonce body on.
03:40Like the luxe version of the Beyonce body.
03:42Yeah.
03:43So why can't I do the Lucy version of Beyonce body?
03:44Because I feel like if you're pregnant, you should be pregnant.
03:48I'm just like, let the unraveling begin.
03:52But she wasn't showing in her pregnancy.
03:54You could go back and look.
03:55I don't have to because I know.
03:56I know too because I did the look.
03:58I came in second last week.
04:00She didn't.
04:01So I don't really understand why she's trying to sort of read me.
04:04But we all know the deal.
04:06Talent gets you to the finale.
04:09Not mind games.
04:11Oh!
04:13Gina, I read it ahead of her.
04:15Yeah.
04:17My queens, pardon my French and Saunders.
04:20But the key and appeal to making comedy is to know when to Cheech and when to Chong.
04:27Now go back to Broad City where you belong.
04:31Oh my God.
04:31The definitely duos.
04:32Comedy duos.
04:33The comedy TV show.
04:34Hello, hello, hello.
04:36She's the Harley queen.
04:39Ladykins.
04:40Ladykins.
04:40America's next drag superstar needs to have all the right moves.
04:44So, for today's mini challenge, we're going to celebrate a queer art form.
04:50Yes.
04:51Yes.
04:52Yes.
04:52We are throwing ourselves a Harlem Vogue ball, darling.
04:58I am looking for popping, dipping, and spinning.
05:02Shablam.
05:03There.
05:04All of it, darlings.
05:05You've got 15 minutes to get into quick voguing drag.
05:09So don't just stand there.
05:11Let's get to it.
05:12Dev drop.
05:14I have nothing to wear for this challenge.
05:17Ha!
05:17Ha!
05:19Nipple ring.
05:23Calling all the up-and-coming children.
05:27Category is, I'm so into voguing right now.
05:32DJ, hit it.
05:34From the house of East Orange, Lux Noir London.
05:39Woo!
05:40That's all right.
05:42Hey!
05:43Faith, faith, faith, serving faith.
05:47Hey!
05:47Woo!
05:47Hey!
05:48Woo!
05:49From the Casa La Duca, Lucy La Duca.
05:52No foam here!
05:55I'm just kidding.
05:56Lucy's been saying the whole competition, I got tricks.
05:58I got tricks.
06:00Oh!
06:01Maybe she pulled out a cartwheel.
06:04Butch Queen Realness.
06:06Yes.
06:10From the house of best titties, Selena.
06:15Oh!
06:16Oh!
06:17Oh!
06:18Oh!
06:18Oh!
06:19Oh!
06:19Oh!
06:21Oh!
06:22No one's gonna get hit.
06:23What is happening!
06:24Banji Girl Realness!
06:26From the Brady dynasty.
06:28Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
06:33Yes.
06:34All of New York is wrapped up in you darling!
06:37From the Colby Carrington dynasty.
06:40Sasha Colby.
06:42Opulent!
06:43You own everything!
06:45Ahh!
06:49Ahh!
06:54Ahh!
06:56Ahh!
06:58Ahh!
06:59Ahh!
06:59Ahh!
07:01Ahh!
07:01Step lower, bitch!
07:02Ahh!
07:03Yeah!
07:04Shut down!
07:05Big class is in session with our Miss Brooks.
07:08Yes, babe!
07:09Come on!
07:09Come on!
07:09Come on!
07:10Come on!
07:11Come on!
07:12I guess she forgot to shave.
07:16Put it on, bitch!
07:18Don't beat that on, bitch!
07:20Come on!
07:27Here I go.
07:32From the house of You Better Walk That Fucking Duck, Anitra!
07:36What?
07:37One, two, three, four!
07:38Yes!
07:39Yeah!
07:41Yes!
07:42Yes!
07:44Yes!
07:46Yes!
07:49Yes!
07:49Oh my God!
07:54Oh my God!
07:55Oh my God!
07:56Yes!
07:58Category closed.
08:00Category is closed.
08:03Wow.
08:06Okay, queens.
08:07I saw stars and statements.
08:10But one of you was a legend.
08:14Oh, pit crew.
08:19Careful, you're going to put somebody's eyes out with that thing.
08:22I wish you would.
08:23The winner of today's mini challenge,
08:26snatching the grand prize trophy, is...
08:32Anitra.
08:36Condragulation.
08:38You've won a cash prize of $2,500.
08:44Oh, no.
08:47My queens, drag reminds us to not take life too seriously.
08:52So for today's maxi challenge,
08:54Bubbly wants us all to crack a smile.
08:58Because you'll be performing stand-up
09:01in front of a live audience
09:02at the Bubbly Comedy Festival.
09:05Thanks, sir.
09:06Now, I wouldn't consider myself a stand-up comic,
09:09but I do love some sit-down comedy.
09:13It's too funny.
09:15Oh, pit crew.
09:18I'm parched.
09:20What you got in that trunk?
09:22Now, to randomly...
09:28...is cooler.
09:29And pull out a can of bubbly, sparkling water.
09:32All right, up first, Sasha Colby,
09:34come pick your bubbly drink.
09:36No peeking.
09:39Sasha has mango.
09:41Up next, it's Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
09:44Oh.
09:45Marsha has blackberry.
09:49Ooh, Lucy got lime.
09:52Lux, New Orleans.
09:55Lux, you've got lime.
09:57That means you're with Lucy.
09:59I feel like Lucy may struggle with this,
10:01being with Lux.
10:02Oh, my God!
10:03Weren't they fighting this morning?
10:07And they're together!
10:10Selena is deepies.
10:14Selena got cherry.
10:16Anitra, you got mango.
10:19That means you are with Sasha.
10:21Mistress, pick your poison.
10:23I am praying to the drag gods
10:25that I will be with a good team this time, bitch.
10:28I am ready for my redemption era.
10:30Mistress got blackberry,
10:32so she is with Marsha.
10:34Oh, my bestie?
10:36Now, Selena, you alone have cherry.
10:40You have a choice.
10:41You can choose to perform solo,
10:44or you can steal a partner
10:47from one of the paired queens.
10:50Ooh.
10:52There is a positive
10:54and a very big negative
10:56to going solo in this challenge.
10:58On one hand,
10:58I can really impress them
10:59and, like, get a redemption.
11:01On the other,
11:02it can go south,
11:03and it's no one's fault but my own.
11:04So, Selena,
11:06what say you?
11:07I'll steal a queen.
11:11Two titties are better than one tittie.
11:13All right.
11:14Which queen do you choose to steal?
11:17I'll take mistress over here.
11:20Ooh.
11:21Oh, sorry, bestie.
11:23I know you wanted me.
11:25That means,
11:26Marsha, Marsha, Marsha,
11:27you'll be working solo, solo, solo.
11:30Ah.
11:34Anitra,
11:35because you won the mini challenge,
11:37you get to decide the order of performance.
11:40Oh.
11:40Later today,
11:41you'll workshop your material
11:43with Michelle Visage
11:45and our extra special guest judge,
11:48comedy sensation,
11:49Ali Wong.
11:50Oh, my God.
11:53Racers.
11:54Start your engines
11:55and may the best queen win.
12:00Cheers to me.
12:02Out of all the challenges,
12:03this is the one
12:04that I'm the most nervous about.
12:05Fuck.
12:09Oh, my God.
12:09Anitra, I love your hair today.
12:12Later on us, Earl.
12:13This week's maxi challenge
12:14is a stand-up comedy challenge.
12:17Anitra gets to pick the lineup
12:19for the comedy show.
12:20Now, this can make or break your act.
12:22If you are starting
12:23and you don't have a good act,
12:25it's really gonna bomb.
12:26And if you go last
12:27and you don't have a good act,
12:28it's really gonna bomb.
12:30All right, what's the sitch?
12:31So, opening, we have Marsha.
12:33Great.
12:34I know myself.
12:35If I were to go in the middle,
12:37I would be sitting in the chair,
12:38running it in my head
12:39over and over and over again.
12:40So, I'm really happy.
12:42I just get to, like, do it
12:43and I'm done.
12:44Next will be Lux and Lucy.
12:46Then, Sasha and I.
12:48And closing, we have
12:49the Diva-licious Divas.
12:50Okay, I'm done with it.
12:52And Selena.
12:53What was your, like,
12:54plan of, like,
12:55yeah, what was your process
12:55of choosing us in that lineup?
12:57I don't have to tell y'all
12:58nothing if I don't want to.
13:01She said,
13:02we're down to seven, hein.
13:03Thank God my Anitra tattoo
13:05was only temporary.
13:07Miss Anitra was very strategic
13:09with her lineup.
13:10Thanks, Anitra.
13:11Thanks, Tatish.
13:12I always prefer to be
13:13right in the middle
13:14because I think we've all been
13:15to those really, really long
13:16drag shows that seem to go
13:17on and on and on.
13:19But we are gonna make
13:20the most of it.
13:22Have you ever done stand-up?
13:23I've never done stand-up,
13:24but people just say
13:26that I'm funny sometimes.
13:27I get paired with Lucy
13:29and despite our little tip-tap
13:32at the table earlier,
13:33I know that Lucy
13:34wouldn't tell me
13:34that my bad joke is funny
13:36because we both want
13:37to win this challenge this week.
13:38I really think that the judges
13:39are looking for us
13:41to have chemistry.
13:41It could be kind of, like,
13:44roasty.
13:44I can find something
13:45to compliment about you.
13:46I can say,
13:47oh, you're looking so trim
13:48or something like that
13:49and we can come up
13:50with some type of a joke
13:51for you to say, like...
13:52Goddamn tapeworm
13:53gets to me every time.
13:55Okay, I'm liking it.
13:57This is Luxe Noir Paris.
13:58Detroit.
13:59London?
13:59London.
14:00Luxe Noir London.
14:01And this is Lukey De...
14:03I mean, Lucy, you're safe.
14:04I mean, Lucy.
14:06I find it so funny
14:07that Lucy and Luxe
14:08are paired together
14:08because they are two
14:09of the thirstiest bitches
14:10left in the competition
14:11and they both would do
14:12anything to secure that win.
14:14So this would be very interesting
14:15to see how this plays out.
14:17This has just been
14:18a lot like puberty for me.
14:20A lot like puberty
14:21in that I'm super comfortable.
14:24Poor Marsha's over there
14:25talking to herself.
14:26You talking to yourself
14:27over there, girl?
14:28I have to.
14:29I know.
14:30Marsha, do you feel like Selena
14:31meant to put you by yourself?
14:32Let me come over.
14:33Let me talk to you.
14:35Just know I have
14:35no ill will toward you.
14:37Oh, I feel like I might have
14:38done the same thing, honestly.
14:39Oh, yeah.
14:40Because, you know,
14:41she's a funny bitch.
14:41Also, I get it.
14:42I totally understand.
14:44I'm a little panicked.
14:46It feels almost as if
14:47my training wheels
14:48have been taken off
14:49and I'm riding my two-wheeler
14:50for the first time.
14:52I'm either going to
14:54hit it out of the park
14:55or I'm going to flop.
14:56And I do not know
14:57which one it's going to be.
15:01I was just thinking
15:02as far as, like,
15:03maybe a layout.
15:03I could thank Lucy and Lux
15:05and then you could get a bit
15:08however long you want
15:09and then we could do
15:09a bunch of those canned bits.
15:13I'm sorry.
15:14Just honestly,
15:15all I can think of right now
15:16is just, like,
15:17splitting migraine
15:18that's happening in my head.
15:19Yeah.
15:20I'm not really feeling
15:21great right now.
15:22As soon as I, like,
15:23sat down,
15:23I started to notice
15:24my vision was getting
15:25really spotty
15:26in my right eye
15:27and it literally feels like
15:29if somebody were to just
15:30press on my forehead,
15:31my entire brain
15:33would just, like, explode.
15:34Like, how my head
15:35feels right now
15:36is how that old lady felt
15:37when the ganja was, like,
15:38it's kind of like your vagina.
15:40But I don't want to, like,
15:41stop working.
15:42Yeah.
15:43Is it getting worse?
15:48I feel bad for Sasha
15:49because I'm not really
15:50as useful as I, like,
15:52normally would be.
15:53I'm going to grab an aspirin,
15:54get your life.
15:55I'll be right back.
15:56The headache is really
15:57taking over her
15:57where she's not really
15:58coming up with anything.
15:59And this is about teamwork,
16:01so I don't know.
16:03I'm nervous.
16:07Look who's here.
16:08Hi.
16:09It's time for me
16:10to meet with the comedy coaches
16:11Michelle Visage
16:12and Ali Wong.
16:13I love her so much.
16:15It's a little intimidating.
16:16Hi, Marsha.
16:17I'm so excited
16:18to see what you have.
16:19I have a pretty solid chunk.
16:21Solid chunk
16:22sounds like a fat stool.
16:26All right, Marsha,
16:27let's go for it.
16:28Okay, so I'm opening the show.
16:29Oh, shit.
16:30You're doing it alone
16:31and you're opening the show.
16:32The big advantage
16:33is you don't have to worry
16:34about someone else
16:35doing the same bit.
16:37Exactly.
16:37Because if they do...
16:39Yeah, I went first
16:39and they copied me.
16:41I love it.
16:42All right, Marsha, get it.
16:43We have to start
16:44with Mother RuPaul.
16:45RuPaul reminds me
16:46of Cinderella.
16:47She's beautiful.
16:48She is blonde.
16:49She always has a little raven
16:50flying around her
16:51fixing her outfits.
16:52True.
16:53And you can't forget
16:54she sat beside
16:54her two evil stepsisters.
16:56Yes, yes, yes.
16:58Ross Matthews
16:59and Carson Kressley
16:59unfortunately
16:59could not be here tonight.
17:00They were recently cast
17:01in a remake
17:02of The Parent Trap.
17:06Like the other twins?
17:07Not so funny.
17:08You can think of something
17:09funnier there.
17:10Okay.
17:10Something that doesn't
17:11make sense.
17:12Maybe going with something
17:13really serious.
17:14Like they're in rehearsal
17:14for Death of a Salesman.
17:16Sure.
17:17They're in rehearsal
17:18for Magic Mike.
17:19That is very funny.
17:21I can see it.
17:21And then do the log line.
17:23Like Magic Mike,
17:23they've lost the magic.
17:25The magic is gone.
17:26Magic is gone!
17:28That's the one.
17:29Oh my goodness!
17:30Look at this!
17:32Have you ever done comedy locks?
17:33Never, but people tell me
17:35I'm funny all the time.
17:36But looks aren't everything locks.
17:38Lucy, thank you very much.
17:39That was my comedy.
17:40I'll be here all week.
17:41Lucy, have you ever done stand-up?
17:43Yes, I do a lot of stand-up.
17:44Do you?
17:44Great.
17:45But I always do solo.
17:48Are you ready to show us?
17:49Yeah, I think so.
17:50I heard that you have
17:51a sugar daddy?
17:53A sugar daddy?
17:54Yeah, I actually do.
17:55He's really nice.
17:56I think he has a friend.
17:57He really has a thing
17:58for white girls with no rhythm.
17:59Oh.
18:00For white girls with what?
18:01No rhythm.
18:02Oh, no rhythm.
18:03Okay.
18:03I don't want to lose
18:04any of these great lines
18:06you're saying,
18:06so just make sure
18:07to take your time.
18:08Because that's a great punchline.
18:10Do you have no rhythm, Lucy?
18:11No.
18:13We saw you earlier, girl.
18:14I think I have rhythm.
18:15But do you really?
18:16I won in Lala Perusa, so.
18:19Oh my God.
18:21How are you making money nowadays?
18:23I mean, I don't mean to embarrass you
18:24in front of all of your fans,
18:26but...
18:28Very funny.
18:28I didn't approve of that one, Lucy.
18:30Okay.
18:30Is that okay to say?
18:31No, it's fine.
18:32Okay, if I gotta laugh,
18:33baby, it's gonna stay.
18:34Oh, yeah, no, girl, of course.
18:35I hear you really has a thing
18:36for white girls with no rhythm.
18:38Again, I couldn't...
18:39I lost you on rhythm.
18:40Lux needs to work on slowing down.
18:42This is a group challenge.
18:44We either succeed together
18:45or we fail together.
18:47We're basically gonna tell, like,
18:48hookup stories that go wrong
18:50because of our drag personas.
18:51Oh, that's unique.
18:52Selena's playing cool.
18:53She's a nasty bitch.
18:54That's why I wanted to go
18:55with this direction
18:56because it's real,
18:56and, like,
18:57even if we slip up on our notes,
18:58it's not a story we can tell
18:59because it's really happened to us.
19:00Okay, good.
19:01All right, well, let's give it a go.
19:02I'm describing a little Mexican,
19:04so I found me a sickening poppy bitch.
19:06I dimmed the lights,
19:07and I played some seductive music
19:09to set the tone.
19:10Ooh, what's your favorite song
19:11to go get freaky to?
19:13Geronimo by RuPaul.
19:15I think I'm funny,
19:16and the coaches are definitely laughing.
19:18Bitch, it is time for my winter era.
19:20Girl, right, like, this one time, right,
19:22I was at a Christmas party,
19:23and I was dressed as a pregnant Mrs. Claus
19:25with a prosthetic belly out to here.
19:27And, baby, there was this fine piece of trade
19:29eyeballing me from across the room.
19:30My phone was disconnected,
19:31so I gave him my email.
19:33I run home, and I log in,
19:35and there's an email from him.
19:36And I say, meet me
19:36in the communal laundry room downstairs.
19:38And he's already in there
19:39with his chonies down
19:40on top of the washer machine
19:42on the final cycle.
19:44That's when I realized
19:45he wants myself full.
19:50So the idea is like,
19:51I thought I was gonna bottom,
19:52but he wants to be the bottom.
19:53It's taking too long
19:54to get to the punchline,
19:54but keep going.
19:55So I crawled into bed
19:56next to my boyfriend,
19:57and I whispered,
19:58ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas,
20:00as if I'm gonna give it to him
20:01because he left me.
20:03I'm a little nervous
20:04because I can ramble
20:04and I can talk,
20:05and I try to remember,
20:06like, girl, you got this.
20:07Like, calm down, bitch.
20:08You're fine because I'm over that
20:10being in the bottom
20:11of a bullshit, okay?
20:12I think there's so much fat
20:13you can cut.
20:15Just take, like,
20:15what are the funniest parts
20:16and you want to get
20:17to them sooner?
20:18Gotcha.
20:18Do you know what you're doing?
20:19Because these are your stories.
20:20You're just embellishing on them,
20:21so what you need to do tonight
20:22is work on those timings.
20:24I will stay up all night
20:25to make sure that I'm in the top,
20:27but if Selena flops,
20:28I am going to jump ship.
20:30Sorry, girl.
20:31I hope you have your floaty.
20:32I am going to make sure
20:33that I am swimming
20:34out to the shore, honey.
20:36Good luck.
20:37Thank you so much.
20:39Hi, kids.
20:40Hi.
20:42I am so excited.
20:43I was like,
20:43Marina's an Asian queen coming out.
20:44We had two, but...
20:47Luckily, I feel much better now.
20:49I got some, like,
20:49meds and pills in,
20:50so I'm good.
20:51I mean,
20:52this is RuPaul's fucking drag race,
20:53and I'm not laying down for nothing.
20:55So, Anitra,
20:56I heard about your ocular migraines.
20:58I can tell you
20:59that they're nothing to worry about.
21:00Okay.
21:01So familiar with them.
21:02Dr. Quinn medicine woman over here.
21:04I had no idea.
21:05There's nothing I can't do.
21:06Let's get going.
21:07Okay.
21:07Hear what you've got.
21:08I'm going to start it off
21:09by thanking Lux and Lucy.
21:12Do you know what the direction
21:13you're going to go in is?
21:14Like, I was thinking, like,
21:15Drag's answer to Penn and Teller,
21:17which, you know,
21:17you want one of them mute
21:18and the other one, I don't know.
21:19That's good.
21:20You're on to something there.
21:21And then it was going to go
21:22into Anitra's bit.
21:24When I sat down to write,
21:25the pain was so excruciating
21:26that all I could think about
21:27was my headache.
21:28Okay.
21:28So I kind of just ran with that.
21:29Okay.
21:30I'm dealing with a migraine currently,
21:32bigger than Mistress
21:33and Lux's ego combined.
21:35Yes.
21:35It's an inside joke.
21:36Are we going to get it?
21:37Right.
21:37Right.
21:37You never want to do
21:38an inside joke
21:39that we won't get.
21:40Okay.
21:40My head is throbbing harder
21:42than Selena
21:42during Pride season.
21:49Selena, she...
21:50Scrapping it.
21:51Okay.
21:53Oh, my God.
21:55And then I have,
21:56but lucky for my man,
21:57my head is an absolute mess.
21:59Why is your man lucky
22:00if you can't get head?
22:02Yeah.
22:03Girl, it's not going well.
22:05Trying to figure out
22:06the headache jokes
22:06is making my headache worse.
22:08Should I scrap the headache?
22:10Maybe.
22:10When are you funniest?
22:11When do you make people laugh
22:12the most?
22:12I don't know.
22:14There are jokes in you, Anitra.
22:16Sasha can help you.
22:17You're a team.
22:17You go down,
22:18she probably goes down.
22:19So it's important to look out
22:20for one another
22:21in this situation.
22:23So keep at it
22:23and see the bubbly side
22:25and turn it out
22:26for us tomorrow.
22:27I just want to pray
22:28that the physical
22:29is overwhelming her
22:30and she'll click in
22:30because I don't want us
22:31to be on the bottom.
22:33I'm worried about Anitra.
22:34I do.
22:38Wow.
22:41It is elimination day
22:43and tonight
22:43we are performing
22:44our comedy sets
22:45in front of the judges
22:46and a live audience.
22:51So how are we feeling?
22:53I feel good.
22:54I definitely kind of feel like
22:55I got like a little bit
22:56of a rough start.
22:58I'm feeling good today.
23:00It's pretty clear
23:00that none of the headache jokes
23:02were landing.
23:02So after the coaching session,
23:04I did take a different direction
23:05and I feel much better
23:06about it today.
23:07I'm excited to see
23:08that we are applying
23:09the critiques.
23:11Woo!
23:13After a pretty rough start,
23:15I know that my shit
23:16has to be tight
23:16and I'm just praying
23:17that Anitra's head
23:18is in the game, literally.
23:22How are you guys feeling
23:23after everything?
23:24Really good.
23:24Yeah, I'm feeling super excited.
23:26Yeah, very confident.
23:27So how are you
23:28and your partner doing, Marcia?
23:29Me and Marcia
23:30are doing really well.
23:31How are you feeling
23:32working solo?
23:33You know, part of it's
23:34just a little scary
23:35because I didn't have
23:36anybody to like
23:37work off of
23:38and I had to kind of
23:40come up with everything myself.
23:41Was that something
23:42that made you nervous?
23:43I really tried
23:44to think of it like,
23:45okay, this is a blessing.
23:46This is an opportunity
23:47for me to kind of
23:48shine on my own.
23:49This is the first morning
23:51I've woken up
23:52with butterflies in there
23:54just because if I mess up,
23:56it's like all on me.
23:57I will admit
23:58being alone
23:59in a challenge like this,
24:00don't let it throw you off.
24:03Girl.
24:04I feel like if you get thrown off,
24:05it's going to be even worse
24:07for you because you don't
24:07have someone else
24:08to pick up the slack.
24:10Exactly.
24:10Oh, that's true.
24:11It's only,
24:12it's only you.
24:13You got them psyching her out.
24:15Oh, you think
24:15that's what's happening?
24:16It's real.
24:18Demo's is shady.
24:19If that's what
24:20you treat your friends like,
24:23I don't want to know
24:23about your enemies.
24:26Would you say
24:26that you get your humor
24:27because of growing up chubby?
24:29I know for me,
24:29I grew up really chubby
24:30and it's because
24:31I'm not the pretty one.
24:32You got to entertain the kids
24:33with a little,
24:33you know, humor.
24:34I've never really
24:35let that affect me.
24:36I always just say
24:37what's on my mind
24:38is staying gay.
24:39You've been doing that, girl.
24:40I think also it's different
24:41too when you're like
24:42born and raised
24:43with a whole bunch of Latinas
24:44because you know
24:45we like to shut up.
24:46Me and Mistress vibe.
24:47Like, we're both thick,
24:48we're both Latinas,
24:49we have similar upbringings
24:50and perspectives,
24:51so I really relate to that.
24:52You know, also too,
24:53Latinas,
24:53it's like,
24:54they also keep
24:55a lot of stuff hidden.
24:56That's like a big reason.
24:57I think why me and my family
24:58just didn't see eye to eye.
25:00My mom,
25:00me coming out gay
25:01and being a drag queen,
25:02her biggest thing was like,
25:03what are people
25:03going to think about?
25:03You're ruining the dream.
25:04That's hard.
25:05Was there like something
25:06that prompted like,
25:08you know,
25:09like the cutoff?
25:10So, from 17 up,
25:11I was already on my own,
25:13but I would always try
25:14to give my mom
25:14little ways to come back
25:15into my life.
25:16I had broke my ankle
25:17one time when I was
25:18performing at a brunch show.
25:19You were fucking too hard.
25:20And my ankle like snapped,
25:22like full broke.
25:24And I go to get up
25:25and it's like a movie,
25:25like my leg is like spaghetti.
25:27Call my mom
25:28when I'm in the emergency room.
25:29I'm like,
25:29hey, I broke my ankle.
25:31I need you to come,
25:32like to come help
25:33get my medical thing situated.
25:34And I go get my stuff.
25:35So, she shows up
25:36and she goes,
25:36what the fuck are you wearing?
25:38Because I'm still in drag.
25:39So, keep in mind,
25:40I'm in so much pain now.
25:42So, I literally told her,
25:42girl, please leave me alone
25:43and forget I even
25:44ever reached out to you.
25:45And like after that day,
25:46I have not talked to my mom
25:47in like years.
25:49I wouldn't either.
25:51I think when I was younger
25:52and as I grew up,
25:53I kind of always pictured
25:55that when I became an adult
25:56that we would work it out.
25:57But I think that
25:58some of the things
25:59my mom has said and done
26:00are just unforgivable.
26:01So, I don't think that
26:02I would ever have
26:03a relationship with her.
26:04And I think like after that day,
26:05it just helped me realize that
26:08I can't keep putting myself
26:09out there to expect something
26:10from someone who doesn't see me
26:12as a normal human being.
26:14But it was just such
26:15a learning experience
26:16and like weirdly enough,
26:17one of like the best things
26:18to ever happen to me.
26:19Breaking my ankle
26:20really showed me so much
26:21about who I can depend on,
26:23who really matters in my life.
26:24And now if I have
26:25a bionic ankle,
26:26nothing is going to break
26:27or shatter her.
26:27I feel unstoppable
26:29at this point.
26:55Welcome to the main stage
26:57of RuPaul's Drag Race,
26:58my favorite straight man,
27:00Michelle Versailles.
27:01Well, you know what they say, Ru.
27:03You are what you eat.
27:08The electric, T.S. Madison.
27:10Hey, Ru, I got a joke for you.
27:11What does a nosy pepper do?
27:13I don't know.
27:13What does a nosy pepper do?
27:15It gets jalapeno business.
27:19And the hilarious Ali Wong.
27:22You look gorgeous.
27:23I can't believe you've had two kids.
27:25Well, Ru,
27:26I have to take care of myself.
27:28I'm single now
27:28and this pussy
27:29ain't going to eat itself.
27:32This week,
27:33we challenged our queens
27:34to make us crack a smile
27:36at the Bubbly Comedy Festival.
27:38And tonight on the runway,
27:39category is
27:40Rip Her to Shreds.
27:43Racers,
27:43start your engines
27:44and may the best drag queen win.
27:49From the main stage
27:51of RuPaul's Drag Race,
27:52it's the Bubbly Comedy Festival.
27:54Please give a warm welcome
27:57to Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
28:02Oh my gosh.
28:03Look at these faces.
28:05My name is Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
28:08I'm sort of a newer drag queen,
28:09so being here has felt
28:11a lot like puberty to me.
28:13You know,
28:13my body is changing.
28:15I'm like discovering
28:17a lot of insecurities
28:18that I didn't know that I had.
28:19But guess what?
28:20I'm finally a B-cup!
28:24But yes,
28:25another journey
28:26that I've really been going on
28:27since I've been here
28:27is with my makeup.
28:28When I got here,
28:30we'll say,
28:30I wasn't necessarily
28:31doing drag per se.
28:33I was more enhancing
28:34my natural beauty.
28:36Yeah.
28:36And everybody at home
28:37kept telling me
28:38how pretty I was,
28:39which begs the question,
28:40where were you
28:41when you realized
28:41your entire hometown
28:42was lying to you?
28:43Yeah.
28:44I was on television.
28:46Yeah.
28:47Yeah.
28:53A round of applause
28:53for the judges.
28:54This table of icons.
28:56You may notice that
28:58Ross and Carson
28:59are not up there tonight.
29:00Unfortunately,
29:00they cannot be here.
29:01They are filming
29:01Die Hard 20 down the street.
29:04Yeah,
29:04not exactly what I meant
29:05when I wanted more diversity
29:06in Hollywood,
29:06but you take what you can get.
29:09On the judges panel,
29:10we have Ursula the Sea Witch,
29:11everybody.
29:12Woo!
29:12Give it up for T.S. Madison.
29:14Your critiques
29:15have got some of these girls
29:16really nervous.
29:18And when I say these girls,
29:19I do mean myself.
29:20I am very nervous around you.
29:23And with that,
29:24I think that's my time.
29:25Y'all have an incredible audience,
29:26so welcoming,
29:27and it is part of my job
29:29as the show opener
29:30to introduce
29:30our next pair of girls.
29:32These two are
29:33some of my closest friends
29:34in the competition.
29:35So I can tell you
29:36from a really sincere place
29:38that they're both
29:39rotted garbage people.
29:41Yeah.
29:42Lux Noir London
29:43and Lucy LaDuca.
29:44Thank you all so much.
29:48Oh, hello.
29:50Now, first of all,
29:51give it up for Marsha,
29:51Marsha, Marsha.
29:52Yes.
29:53Oh, my God.
29:54Wasn't that such a funny joke?
29:56Her comedy wasn't half bad either.
29:57Am I right?
29:59You know, Lucy,
30:00I'm sure nobody's ever told you this,
30:02but you have really nice teeth.
30:05How do you keep them so white?
30:07I whiten them.
30:07Oh, my God.
30:08I didn't think you could get any whiter.
30:10Oh, wow.
30:11Okay, here's how.
30:12This is what you do.
30:13You take the white strips, okay?
30:15Now, those pesky directions
30:16will tell you 30 minutes.
30:17Forget it.
30:18Put them on.
30:19Babe, you go to bed.
30:20Oh, yeah, yeah.
30:22Eight hours later,
30:23you're going to wake up
30:23and your teeth are going to be white.
30:25They'll be on your pillow,
30:26but they will be white.
30:29How white do they get?
30:30Oh, girl,
30:31they get so white,
30:32they put mayonnaise on everything.
30:35Oh, honey,
30:36I bet they get so white,
30:37they say,
30:37can I speak to the manager, please?
30:40Girl, they get so white,
30:41they find my comedy funny.
30:43I know that's white.
30:48It's good.
30:49I can say when it's good.
30:52I don't like saying it,
30:53but I can say it.
30:53Now, Luxie,
30:54I don't mean to embarrass you
30:55in front of all of your fan,
30:57but I heard a nasty rumor
31:01that you might have a sugar daddy.
31:03A sugar daddy?
31:06Actually, I do.
31:07Oh, my God.
31:08He's so sweet,
31:09and I hear he has a friend.
31:11Wink, wink.
31:11Oh, sweetheart, listen,
31:13if I wanted a sugar daddy,
31:14I could probably get his number
31:15from you, right?
31:16Oh, yeah, girl, no.
31:17Of course, of course, of course.
31:18All right, listen,
31:19we got to get out of here, okay?
31:20I am late for my lobotomy.
31:23Our next duo consists of a legend,
31:26an icon, a star,
31:27a former Miss Continental,
31:29and a trailblazer
31:30in our community.
31:31And the other one is a Nitra.
31:37We are the two stoned queens,
31:40you know what I mean?
31:41We're living the California dream.
31:43We're living the California sober dream,
31:44you know what I mean?
31:46Yeah.
31:46Really?
31:46Yeah.
31:47I'm feeling like Demi Lovato up in here.
31:50Love it, love it.
31:51My name is Nitra.
31:52I'm from Sin City, Las Vegas.
31:55So that means that I have a venereal disease,
31:57and I can show you a great time.
32:01And now, some canned bits.
32:04You know, sex is a misdemeanor.
32:07Oh, really?
32:09Oh, yeah.
32:09The more you miss,
32:10the meaner you get.
32:11Oh.
32:13You know what those days say?
32:14They say sex is a lot like playing bridge.
32:17What do you mean?
32:18Well, if you don't have a good partner,
32:19you better have a good hand.
32:23You know what I love more than canned bits is,
32:25you know what I love?
32:26I think I know.
32:27I think you know.
32:27I think it is.
32:28Yeah, I think you love it too.
32:29You know what I mean?
32:30We love some la ganja.
32:33Yes, mama.
32:35Let's get sick.
32:36Let me clean.
32:37Clean.
32:42They're not getting a lot of laughs.
32:44There's some dead air in there.
32:46Don't waste.
32:47We just get such a bad rap, you know?
32:48It's like we're lazy.
32:51We're forgettable.
32:52Yeah.
32:52We're get the munchies.
32:54Yeah.
32:54We're forgetful.
32:56Wait.
32:57Um, we're...
32:58You already did that?
32:59Oh, oh, right, right, right.
33:00What were you talking about?
33:01Wait, wait, wait.
33:01What were you talking about again?
33:03Well?
33:06I'm feeling a little bad for him at this point.
33:08God, this bit is lasting longer than Evie Adley's dick.
33:12Oh, yeah.
33:13I went there.
33:14It's like a bell.
33:15Can't unring it, all right?
33:16Let's just go for it.
33:17All right.
33:17Um, what we really want to talk about is Michelle's huge balls.
33:22Damn.
33:23Michelle de Visage's balls are so big, she lovingly refers to them as Latrice and Eureka.
33:31But unlike Latrice and Eureka, Michelle's balls have lasted an entire season of Drag Race.
33:39Damn.
33:40Our time for you is over.
33:41Welcome to the stage, our next two divas, Selena S. Titties and STD's Mistress Isabel Brooks.
33:48Good night.
33:49Woo.
33:51Thank you, Sasha and Nitra.
33:52Who knew getting high can bring such a new low, girl?
33:56These people are so beautiful.
33:58Look at all the sexy men in the audience.
34:00Ooh, you're right.
34:02Rue does look good tonight, doesn't he?
34:04Meet up, mistress.
34:05As a juicy, thick Latina, it's hard to get a man sometimes.
34:08They can't handle all this.
34:09One time I was at a Christmas party and I was dressed as a pregnant Mrs. Claus.
34:13As a who?
34:14Yeah.
34:14I had this prosthetic belly.
34:16It was out to, like, here.
34:18Oh, bitch.
34:18And there was this fine piece of trade across the way.
34:21He was hairy and veiny and he was, like, six foot five.
34:25He came over to me, right?
34:26He said, sup, I want to feel that baby from the inside.
34:32Girl, so I said, hit my address, right?
34:34I run home.
34:35I throw my shoes off.
34:36I take my hip pads off, right?
34:37You keep the belly on, bitch?
34:39Duh.
34:39You can't get pregnant twice.
34:42So I text trade.
34:43I said, meet me in the communal laundry room downstairs, okay?
34:45I put on my chanclas.
34:47I run over, I open the door.
34:49Trade has bent over the dryer on its final spin cycle.
34:52No, ma'am!
34:53His figgy pudding just shaking in midair.
34:56Remember, he was six foot five, girl.
34:58I'm, like, trying to get in.
34:59Reach, reach, girl, reach!
35:01So I whisper in his ear, right?
35:02I'll be right back, boppy.
35:05I run upstairs.
35:06I grab my highest pair of platform stiletto heels, put them on.
35:10I kick open the door.
35:12He's vanished.
35:13It was just me, my unborn child, and a hot, steamy load of laundry.
35:18Girl, that's why I don't even entertain trade and drive.
35:21I was craving a little Mexican, so I hopped on the hookup apps to go shopping.
35:25You know, the yellow Facebook.
35:27And I found this sickening poppy girl.
35:30He was hairy, veiny, and six foot five.
35:34He sounds perfect.
35:36Girl, he was.
35:36So I start doing my normal routine before trade comes over.
35:39I dim the lights.
35:41I put on some seductive music.
35:43I like something sexy and sensual.
35:46I just knew poppy was going to make me go,
35:48Oh, I was ready to give me a piece.
35:53Okay, girl, get to the point.
35:55There's a lot of unnecessary detail that isn't really funny.
35:58I heard a knock on my door, so I run.
36:00And as soon as I opened the door, he looked even better than his picture.
36:04So I took him to the bedroom.
36:06And baby, you know I got to work.
36:08And then all of a sudden he goes,
36:09Ah, what is that?
36:10Girl, I flip on the switch.
36:12Tell me why there's a big-ass rhinestone on this man's bingo.
36:17Bitch, you already know.
36:18So I take that stone from his disco stick so fast.
36:21Wait, so what happened?
36:22Girl, before I could even get back to the session, he was gone.
36:24What?
36:25Well, what about the rhinestone?
36:27Oh, girl, it's right here.
36:28Oh, what is that?
36:29Oh, hold on.
36:34Ignacio!
36:36Good night, you guys.
36:37Thank you so much.
36:38You're going to love me, audience.
36:44The world is your runway.
36:48Category is Ripper to Shreds.
36:51Up first, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
36:54The world is your runway.
36:55What, did Jan win or something?
36:58Ha ha!
37:00Honey, I am limping down this runway, girl.
37:02I'm a pageant queen, and I won.
37:04And all the girls didn't think that I deserved it.
37:06So they tore apart my dress.
37:08And of course, I'm crying because this was supposed to be my moment.
37:12If I can be beautiful and in pain and funny at the same time, that's drag, mama.
37:17You know, these pageants can be so cutthroat.
37:20Lucy LaDuca.
37:22Viola Swamp really got a makeover.
37:25I am giving you Nosferatu realness, girl.
37:28I am serving a Victorian vampire queen.
37:31She's been alive hundreds and hundreds of years, and all of her clothing has been dragging
37:35through the mud, and everything is just torn and spooky, ooky, kooky.
37:40I look dead.
37:42Interview with a glam pie.
37:43I got to tell you, the dry cleaners in Transylvania are the worst.
37:48Lux Noir London.
37:50I could see her wee-wee pole.
37:52Yeah.
37:53This look was inspired by RuPaul herself.
37:56She wore this look in the 1980s.
37:58She was in a punk rock band called wee-wee pole.
38:02It's just like this shiny, kind of Liberace-y Mad Max type of feel.
38:06This hair is the largest hair that I have ever worn in my entire life.
38:10Like, it's just giving.
38:11This is true supermodel vibes right now.
38:14This look is giving me deja ru.
38:16Yes.
38:17Sasha Colby.
38:18She's got great jeans.
38:20From the house of Rip Torn.
38:23Nothing gets between me and my Calvins, except all that ass.
38:29This gown is a denim dream shredded to bits, giving you early 2000s VMA.
38:36I feel like a TRL moment, honey.
38:38I feel like that total request live.
38:41I shred what I shred.
38:45Anitra, if you stay shreddy, you ain't got to get shreddy.
38:49I am giving you this shredded catsuit.
38:51My concept is a lotus shredding through the mud and coming out to blossom on top of the lake.
38:56I'm giving you hot pink underneath to represent the lotus, and I'm giving you green to represent
39:00the water and the murkiness of it.
39:02Lotus flowers can only blossom when they're in muddy or dirty waters.
39:06You kind of have to, like, go through something to come out on top and shine.
39:09Ripped for her pleasure.
39:13Kalina's titties.
39:14This week, my runway is the story of a woman escaping for a better life.
39:19My mom told me how she got to America.
39:22She was 17, running, crossing the border.
39:25No one knows how hard it is, what that takes trying to get here.
39:28Baby, I got my big Latina hair.
39:30I got my covija that's shredded, honey.
39:32My runway's dedicated to every Latina mother who wanted more for their family.
39:38Mistress Isabel Brooks.
39:40She is booked, burnt, and blessed.
39:43I didn't burn, I crystallized.
39:45It's Madonna's material girl meets Mugler meets Moschino.
39:49With just a hint of Texas drag, I look so fierce.
39:52I feel so fashionable, and the judges are eating it up.
39:55Y'all see the shape, honey.
39:56Whoop, whoop.
39:58Sickening.
39:59Honey, her pussy is on broil.
40:02She's got one in the pink and two in her butthole.
40:09Welcome, queens.
40:10It's time for the judges' critiques.
40:12Starting with Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
40:15So, Marsha, you had to start the show.
40:18It's a tough gig to do.
40:19You landed some laughs, but most of it kind of just started to fall flat.
40:24I think it just wasn't really funny enough.
40:26But you clearly have such a great stage presence.
40:29You just forgot to do that log line for the movie to explain why you picked Die Hard 20.
40:34Like, if they could have been like, Carson and Ross are starring in Top Gun 3.
40:38Just the volleyball scene.
40:40Tonight on the runway, though, I love this look.
40:42Lucy did it not too long ago.
40:44So, if I were you, I would have been a crafty queen and thought of something else to do.
40:48When there are seven girls left, it has to be more.
40:51More, more, more.
40:53Up next, Lucy LaDuca.
40:55What I like about this look is that this is very different for you.
40:58It's creepy and Bram Stoker-y.
41:00It's just so good.
41:02In the comedy challenge, you clearly have such a strong stage presence.
41:05That was clear from the jump, and so we had a lot of high expectations, and you really rose to
41:10the challenge.
41:10It was really great.
41:11Girl, those white jokes were so funny to me, honey.
41:13I almost fell out of my skin.
41:15You did a really good job tonight.
41:17All right, up next, Luxe Noir London.
41:20You are so funny, and, like, we had talked yesterday about it because I couldn't hear some of the words
41:25you were saying, and I could hear every word you said.
41:27You were wonderful together.
41:29I thought your timing was good.
41:30I thought you were listening to what Lucy was saying.
41:32You really did a wonderful job, Luxe.
41:35You came here to win this competition, didn't you?
41:37Absolutely.
41:37Oh, yeah.
41:38I love this look.
41:39I love the way it's a homage to the mother.
41:41You get it.
41:42Let me just talk about this look.
41:43I'm going to try to talk about it without crying, okay?
41:46Because I wore this look in 1986, and it just brings back a lot of things.
41:50It brings back so many great memories for me because, you know, I was this freak running around New York
41:55City.
41:55And if you would ask me if I'd be sitting in this seat hosting a television show back then, you
42:01know what my answer would have been?
42:03Yes.
42:04Yes!
42:05So, it all comes full circle.
42:09Up next, Sasha Colby.
42:11When you bent that corner, I said, baby, she tore that shit up.
42:14This is why, in the comedy challenge, I was like, girl, nah, you trying to rely on this stoner stuff,
42:21honey.
42:22Yeah, there was a lot of lulls.
42:23The pacing needed to stay up.
42:25It's really hard to make new Michelle Visage balls and dick jokes, and you made fresh ones that were really
42:31good.
42:31But that was probably, like, the peak of the performance.
42:34I just wanted more of that.
42:35And you have it in you.
42:36You're a very naturally funny queen.
42:38You, Sasha Colby, girl, I want more from you.
42:42Anitra.
42:42I just think for you, there were moments like I felt you were lost or scared, and I felt like
42:46Sasha was doing the heavy lifting.
42:48So, I wanted more confidence, which is weird, because when you come out here and drag, you're powerful.
42:54Michelle's absolutely right.
42:55The confidence you have on the runway, and you have so much confidence on this runway, is yours for the
43:01taking throughout your life.
43:04But I am really enjoying this look, honey.
43:06It gives me body, and I'm a body girl, and I like the way you, yes, do that again.
43:12Ooh, let me see that.
43:13Ooh, ooh, ooh.
43:14Ooh.
43:16Up next, Selena's TV.
43:18Let's talk about the challenge.
43:20I want to give you credit, because you got to the storyline quicker.
43:24I thought it was funny.
43:25I thought the execution was good.
43:26I think you look absolutely beautiful, and I love the story that you're telling.
43:30I think I might have been even more excited about this look had it just been a dress made from
43:36that blanket, and you had really made it couture.
43:39I think that would have been something that we've truly never seen on this runway before.
43:43All right, mistress, Isabelle Brooks.
43:47This look tonight, stunning.
43:49It's burnt up Marilyn Monroe.
43:51It's just fun.
43:52It's drag.
43:53I love the way that you, as a big girl, come out and serve the girls, honey, letting people know,
43:58honey, that we think girls are gorgeously burnt up, too, okay?
44:02Yes, ma'am.
44:03You also came a long way when we were doing the rehearsal.
44:05You were not interacting with Selena that much, but on the day, you guys were really bouncing off of each
44:11other.
44:11I felt like you were two preachers delivering the unholiest of sermons.
44:19Thank you, ladies.
44:20I think we've heard enough.
44:21While you untuck in the workroom, the judges and I will deliberate.
44:26All right, now, just between us world friends, what do you think?
44:31Let's start with Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
44:33Going first is not always a bad spot.
44:36Remember when Bosco opened up the show and she bodied it?
44:39So it can really be an advantage, and she did fine, but for this competition at this point, you have
44:45to do great.
44:46The thing is, she's very green when it comes to drag, and a lot of what she learned in theater
44:51school needs to be dragged up.
44:53All right, let's move on to Lucy LaDucum.
44:55In the challenge, she was kind of holding court because she's the one with the most experience in this between
45:00her and Lux, and I felt very, very comfortable and confident with her.
45:03I think they could have been tighter as a whole.
45:05Tighter as a whole.
45:06But she was very strong tonight in general.
45:08I was proud of her.
45:09Lux Noir London.
45:11Every time I see her, she always wows me.
45:14I thought she was the most improved out of the bunch from yesterday.
45:18And on the runway, that look was just smart.
45:20Not because it's kissing up to you, which, hey, I'm always here for, but also the reimagining of this look
45:28was so well done.
45:29A very smart move, you know.
45:31Let's talk about Sasha Colby.
45:33Somehow, the only joke I can remember is Michelle's balls being named Eureka and Latrice.
45:39That was the strongest one.
45:40Which is a good sign because that joke was great, but then it's kind of a bad sign because I
45:44don't really remember.
45:44The rest of the set.
45:45Honey, she tears those looks up every time.
45:48Yep.
45:48But can you always rely on your looks?
45:52I don't know.
45:53Anitra.
45:53Every time she hits the runway, she kills it out here.
45:56She's got the best walk in this entire competition.
46:00In the challenge, though, she got so lost in the situation that I don't remember any funny part of her
46:06skit.
46:06The pot reference thing really threw us into a different direction.
46:10Also never went anywhere.
46:11And it never went anywhere.
46:11It didn't deliver anything.
46:12All right, let's talk about Selena.
46:14I thought she improved a great deal.
46:16When Michelle and I watched the rehearsal, we sat through, like, two presidential administrations.
46:21100%.
46:22But she really cut out a lot and got to the juicy meat of the story sooner.
46:29I could not stand the dress that she was wearing underneath that jacket.
46:33She looked like she was wrapped up in bandages.
46:35Let's move on to her scene partner, Mistress.
46:37I thought they worked very well together.
46:39I thought they lifted one another up, but the story took a little bit too long for me.
46:42And you could see her setting it up to get to the punchline at the end.
46:46You know, the real need of that story is that she just starts giving head to a dude, and one
46:50of her rhinestones is on the tip.
46:51So she could have started the story right then and there, but she still clearly is a funny queen.
46:58She's just not quite there yet.
47:00All right.
47:01Silence.
47:01I have made my decision.
47:04Bring back my girls.
47:06Welcome back, ladies.
47:08I've made some decisions.
47:13Selena S. Titties and Mistress Isabel Brooks.
47:16Your hookup stories tickled are funny bums.
47:21You are safe.
47:24You may step to the back of the stage.
47:26Thank you so much.
47:27Gracias.
47:29Lucy LaDuca and Luxe Noir London.
47:33Tonight, you had the white stuff.
47:39Congratulations.
47:39You are both the winners of this week's challenge.
47:43You've each won a cash prize of $5,000, courtesy of Bubbly Sparkling Water.
47:51Money.
47:52Thank you so much.
47:54I am so excited because we honestly worked really well together, and we both deserve it.
48:02Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
48:04We needed more, more, more.
48:07Sasha Colby.
48:08To be blunt, your stoner comedy was a little half-baked.
48:14Anitra, you shredded the runway, but your comedy had some holes in it.
48:21Sasha Colby.
48:25You are safe.
48:28Thank you so much.
48:32Marsha, Anitra, I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
48:38This is the first time I'm at the bottom two.
48:41Like, my heart is beating so fast.
48:43I'm just, like, trying to keep myself calm.
48:45I know that Anitra is one of the best performers in this competition,
48:48and I know that Anitra is going to turn it out, so I'm going to try and turn it out
48:52just as hard.
48:52Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
49:12Get ready, Marsha.
49:13I'm about to show you who's boss, bitch.
49:15Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
49:22I ain't trying to be cool like you, wobbling around in your high-heeled shoes.
49:31I'm clumsy, made friends with the floor.
49:32Two for one, you know a bitch, buy four and two left, three, you know I always drop.
49:36First thing a girl did was a bop on the whole damn cake and a cherry on top.
49:39Check out the road, I don't need a good girl.
49:41Two a nigga here to party, Ken in the club trying to pipe a Barbie.
49:45I don't wanna go, go, go, go with the flow back, get in till I touch my toes.
49:47I don't wanna, yeah, go, go, go, go, go.
49:50Piss for the rocks and I hope I float.
49:53Free Willy!
49:54I don't wanna, yeah.
50:17I don't wanna go, go, go, go, go.
50:35I'm a boss.
50:36I'm a bitch and I'm a shine like gloss.
50:38I'm a boss.
50:43I'm a bitch and I'm a shine like gloss.
50:55I'm a bitch and I'm a boss.
50:56I'm a bitch and I'm a shine like gloss.
51:00I'm a bitch and I'm a shine like gloss.
51:11Shhh!
51:16Yes! Yes! Yes!
51:24Ladies, I've made my decision.
51:32Anitra, Shantae, you stay.
51:36You may join the other girls.
51:41Good.
51:45Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
51:48We've got much more than a hunch that you are gonna be a big, big star.
51:56Now, sashay away.
51:58Thank you for helping me evolve who I was.
52:01Thank you so much to all of you, really.
52:04I love you, Marshaal.
52:06Yes, I love you.
52:07Forget the nose.
52:08Ow!
52:10My heart.
52:14I'm honestly not super bummed.
52:17I feel really proud of what I've done here.
52:19Having just lip synced against Anitra and to have actually kind of put up a solid fight, I feel really
52:25good.
52:25I've pushed my makeup skills.
52:26I'll be grabber.
52:28Most importantly, Ariana Grande knows who I am now.
52:31So, I mean, that's worth $200,000 to me.
52:37Condragulations, queens.
52:38And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell?
52:41You gotta love somebody else.
52:43Can I get an amen in here?
52:44Amen!
52:45Alright, now let the music play.
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