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Static battles a disgruntled elastic powered beat maker with a gripe against a thieving producer
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00:03I'm telling you, they're gonna fly off the shelves.
00:06The single's at number one, and it doesn't even hit the stores till tomorrow.
00:11Yeah, Ice Pack's gonna be our biggest act yet.
00:15Hey.
00:16No, I'm alright.
00:18I thought I was the last one here, though.
00:20Eh, somebody must be cranking me.
00:23Ciao.
00:23That's not a ball.
00:29Hello? Who's out there? Hello?
00:39Remember me?
00:43Guess you don't.
00:44I'll try and leave a more lasting impression this time.
00:51Bet you wouldn't have stolen from me if you knew I could do that.
00:56Stolen from you?
00:58Yeah, stolen from me.
01:00And now it's time to pay up.
01:02Wait, you don't want me? I'm a nobody here. A-nothing.
01:05Then who should I be seeing?
01:07And talk fast, or the hits'll just keep on coming.
01:20You got a pain to supply, you got a brain, you got a brain, don't apply, don't put it in
01:27cold, put it in cold.
01:30Oh, crazy chill, crazy chill, I ain't teasing. Absolute zero, I'm freezing.
01:37Ice Pack.
01:38Ice Pack always knew he had mad skills and whatnot.
01:42Ice Pack just had to figure out how to bring him to the peoples, you know?
01:45It's my favorite record ever, Ice. You're a musical genius.
01:49Sir, you're being followed.
01:52Hey, let's do a little more.
01:53Loser.
01:54Uh, you better take a look for yourself.
01:57Huh?
02:00It's one of those bang babies. Get us out of here.
02:09Where are you taking me, Richie?
02:11Patience, we're almost there.
02:13It'll be easier once we're old enough to drive.
02:14Hey, we could have got on my disc and flown.
02:17Well, no disrespect, but I've seen you fall off that thing.
02:20One time.
02:21And they were shooting at me.
02:22Yeah, whatever.
02:23Anyway, we're here.
02:26We're where?
02:28Your secret headquarters.
02:29Every superhero has to have a secret headquarters.
02:31That's a gas station.
02:36Hit the lights and peep your eyes.
02:41You gotta be kidding me.
02:43You'd have to renovate before this place could even qualify as a dump.
02:47Oh, come on, Verge.
02:48Use your imagination.
02:49Right now, this may be a broken down, rat infested...
02:53Rat infested?
02:54We'll get some traps.
02:55The point is, with a little work,
02:57this place could be the nerve center of our entire superhero operation.
03:01And what would we call it?
03:02The abandoned gas station of solitude?
03:05Yeah, it's funny.
03:06Hey, I'd have built us a tree house if I had a tree.
03:09Wish I could just go out and rent a decent headquarters.
03:11But that takes money.
03:12Nobody ever said the superhero gig would be a profit center.
03:15Yeah, but it's costing me.
03:17I keep tearing my costume, melting my shoes.
03:24Did you see that?
03:26Depends.
03:27What did you see?
03:41Time to go in the ass.
03:47Ah!
04:03Fire!
04:06Fire!
04:09Fire!
04:23slow your roll there super ball i got no beef with you static right that's me and you are
04:29about to get very angry unless you get out of my way what do you want with these folks
04:35punk inside stole from me if he did this isn't the way to fix it i tried every other way
04:40now move how about we go all radical sit down and talk about it i don't think so sparky
04:48be that way
04:52nice shot but rubber's an insulator so your electrical powers can't really hurt me
04:59oh no you don't
05:05let me tell you something about electricity a big enough charge can overload any insulator
05:18and that one wasn't big enough
05:45oh my head note to sell avoid playing catch with flying automobiles
05:52little brother you're running late breakfast is already on the table
05:56virgil olvin parkins get your ashy butt out here right this minute
06:01sharon my middle name is never to be spoken aloud
06:04you know that
06:09finally
06:11what's the matter 13 hours of sleep not enough for you keep it up and i'll stop bringing you those
06:15milk bones you enjoy so much
06:17stop sassing your sister
06:20sorry dad
06:21did you make up your mind about that raise in my allowance
06:24actually i have and i've come up with a different solution for your money troubles
06:28a different solution oh you're gonna love this you see virgil you need to make better use of your time
06:34you've got to be a little more disciplined
06:37so i called in a favor from an old friend and got you into a work study program
06:41better use of your time and more discipline than being a superhero
06:47work study
06:48wait a minute
06:49are you talking about a job
06:51welcome to burger fool
06:53where we're a fool for our customers
06:55may i take your order
06:58i'll have a big fool
06:59an order of fries and a lucky cola
07:01yeah and a side order of your self respect
07:04oh
07:05thank you sir
07:07always glad to be a service
07:09i happen to think a man with a j-o-b is nothing to laugh at
07:13see
07:14shouldn't you all be at the record store
07:15designing's not for another hour
07:17that's right
07:18one hour away from seeing ice pack
07:20in person
07:21shh
07:22it's on
07:22but he's in for a real bad stretch
07:28got brain things to fly blind
07:31got brain
07:32brain
07:33don't put it in cold
07:36don't put it in cold
07:37don't put it in cold
07:38don't put it in cold
07:38don't put it in cold
07:39don't put it in cold
07:39who should i sign it to
07:41to lenny yo
07:42my number one dog
07:43woof woof homie
07:47woof woof homie
07:48at least you like your chin
07:50hey how you doing sweet thing
07:52you don't recognize me do you
07:54we never met
07:55i couldn't forget somebody like you
07:57you think so
07:58what
08:00oh no
08:01what do i pay you guys for
08:03get in
08:07like that's gonna do it
08:18yo what's the deal
08:22yeah
08:25why you doing this man
08:26what do you want
08:27i want my money and credit
08:29for the beats you stole from me
08:31i just write my rhymes
08:32i got nothing to do with the music
08:33if you wrote it on props
08:35who'd you get the music from
08:37ice pack don't tell no tales man
08:39funny
08:39i don't see a parachute on you
08:41you tell me what i wanna know
08:43if it's true
08:44ice pack doesn't tell any tales
08:45and dead man don't tell any tales
08:49he's about to be both
08:51i'll come get you down
08:53i'll come get you down
08:57you don't have to stay here and babysit
08:59yeah it wouldn't have been much fun without you anyway
09:03at least we got some tunes
09:05till mr sunshine comes back for it anyway
09:07i'll come get you down
09:15i'll come get you down
09:18i'll come get you down
09:18hmm
09:18ice pack's new one
09:20where the words
09:21must be a dance mix or something
09:23already
09:24the song hasn't even been out a day yet
09:26wait a minute
09:28rubber band man says ice pack stole from him
09:30then mr sunshine comes in here with this
09:33hey guys
09:34you're not gonna believe this
09:36some snake man dragged ice pack to the top of spire records
09:39he's gonna fall off
09:41snake man
09:43take out the trash
09:44and then
09:46i guess
09:46what's going on
09:48hey look
09:50oh
09:51oh man oh man oh man
10:15what i mean
10:16you rappers certainly are an articulate bunch
10:19what was that freestyle
10:27i'm out of here
10:28oh yeah
10:29thanks
10:30hold up ice pump
10:31i wanna know why rubber band man's so mad at you
10:34i can't say
10:36can't say
10:36you steal from it
10:37like maybe some music he wrote
10:41don't mess with this
10:42very scary person involved
10:44yeah
10:45me
10:47huh
10:50is that your final answer
10:52hi dog
10:53it's my producer
10:55that's who ripped him off
10:56oh
10:57do go on
11:00and even though it appeared to be yet another inexplicable bang baby incident
11:04some are dubious
11:05claiming it's all just a publicity stunt for ice pack's new record
11:09i'm shelly sandoval
11:11live from spire records
11:13if i hadn't seen that i'd have never believed it
11:15what are the odds i'd still be from one of those bang babies
11:18actually they're pretty good boss
11:20you steal music from a lot of people
11:23if that freak comes looking for me
11:25i'll be ready
11:27no you won't
11:29no you won't
11:39hey
11:44hold it guys hold it
11:46he's our guest
11:47adam evans right
11:49you're a very talented young man
11:51when my colleague at the record company played me the tracks you submitted
11:55i knew i had to have them
11:57so you stole them
11:59nothing personal adam
12:01i'm in the music business
12:02it's the way we do things
12:05but you're too tough to check
12:06not all of us
12:08or them
12:08see that you get your credit on the next pressing
12:11and as for your money
12:16it's a setup
12:19it's a setup
12:24just take as much as you can carry for now
12:26we'll work out the details tomorrow
12:27okay
12:29as much as i can carry huh
12:37you just made a bad deal
12:39they're closing
12:39they're gonna close the door
12:41one of us did
12:47really
12:59i didn't think i was just going to give you my money did you
13:02after all i stole it fair and square
13:03you've got about a half hour of air
13:05unless you keep struggling
13:07in which case you'll use it up even faster
13:16oh
13:18no
13:18no
13:19no
13:19no
13:21no
13:21no
13:22no
13:25oh
13:29no
13:38wow
13:39Dakota Hills, but nobody here has to work at Burger Fools.
13:43Look at this playground.
13:45They could charge admission.
13:47They probably do.
13:53Let me guess, Bible study group?
13:56No, but you better start praying all the same.
13:59That's a great line.
14:01My kid.
14:01They can't back it up.
14:04Hey.
14:05Hey.
14:05Hey.
14:08Whenever I'm nervous about facing a big group, I try to imagine them in their underwear.
14:13Sometimes it's easier than others.
14:16A purist would never use an aluminum bat.
14:22He's never lying.
14:33What do you think you're doing?
14:34Warning you, that's all.
14:36Adam Evans is coming.
14:37You better make it right with him or...
14:42Sounds like he might already be here.
14:45Open it up.
14:46Do it yourself, smart guy.
14:48Okay.
14:49But it seems like a waste of a perfectly good door.
15:00Stand back.
15:01I'm going to melt the hinges.
15:04Come on through.
15:06Just a little more.
15:08Are you serious?
15:12Let's see how you like having your air supply cut off.
15:16Let him go, Adam.
15:18You don't need to be as stupid as he is.
15:22Stay out of this.
15:26What?
15:28Kamarimi.
15:28Ancient ninja art of misdirection.
15:31All you need is a thing some idiot can mistake you for.
15:33And some idiot.
15:35Suck, Han.
15:38Sucker.
15:43Big fella.
15:44Bet they needed Lake Michigan to baptize you.
15:53Hang tight.
15:54Don't imagine we'll have to wait very long.
15:58Stay out of my way, Static.
16:00DJ belongs to me.
16:01Calm down.
16:02Already made your case.
16:04And you'll get your money, too.
16:05That's not enough now.
16:06I can't let anybody dog me out and get away with it.
16:09I'll lose my street cred.
16:10Street cred?
16:11You wrote a hit record.
16:13You got talent.
16:14That's what people respect.
16:15That's what I used to think.
16:17But not anymore.
16:18Adam, I'm trying to help you.
16:20Too late.
16:24No.
16:24Adam.
16:25Please.
16:27What are you?
16:29You're rubber?
16:30I'm glue.
16:36Super glue to be exact.
16:37Now pay attention.
16:38Here's where it gets interesting.
16:53Let me go.
16:55Let me go.
16:57What's that?
16:57I can't seem to hear you over all those sirens.
17:04You think I care about jail?
17:06It'll just give me more street cred.
17:08When I get out, I'll be a legend.
17:11Sure you will.
17:12Oh, no, DJ.
17:13Seems to me that once the news gets out...
17:17Oh, I wish you could have seen Rubberman Man's face when you spooled him up on that merry-go-round.
17:22Me, too.
17:23But I'm pretty sure it was in there somewhere.
17:26All that money and you had to leave it behind.
17:29Seems a waste.
17:30Superheroes don't take money.
17:33Superheroes work at Burger Fool.
17:35Superheroes used to work at Burger Fool.
17:37Huh?
17:38Fire?
17:39I've been meaning to tell you.
17:40After you ran out, you got pink-slipped.
17:43Oh, man!
17:44And in a related note, your dad's been looking for you.
17:47Anything else?
17:49Well, I knew how much you wanted the ice pack CD, but after all this...
17:57Thanks, anyway.
17:59Angels keep getting worse and worse.
18:00I'll be able to see you on Friday.
18:01Ladies here.
18:01I'm something quick to listen.
18:01Should we go.
18:01Let's go.
18:01Slow.
18:02Stop.
18:02Let's go.なんだ.
18:02weapon.
18:02You
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