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The Real Housewives of Cheshire - Season 19 Episode 3 - I 'Beg' Your Pardon!?
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00:05what have I missed I'm bigger and he's have a sex life for the dice and they
00:09roll it come to church wait just give me a second to actually arrive and breathe
00:14previously on the real housewives of Cheshire you guys have obviously multiple
00:18faces yeah so it'll be a different sexual position I called you to meet up
00:28I told you to go out but you can't talk every time literally every year we say
00:34about two things sorry while I scroll for all our messages together I'm not
00:38surface level no listen I know I get I get it I'm a queen bee and I've got a sting
00:49in my tail Cheshire's in my blood but don't make it boil
00:59I'll pray for peace but I'm ready for war
01:06I might be younger but I wasn't born yesterday I don't have time for gossip
01:12I'm too busy building an empire Cheshire is my playground and I'll give you the ride of your
01:49life
01:53I don't travel that light you know I'm really happy for the Mina to be on our
01:58trip I am welcoming to all it's just that everybody needs to remember to mind their
02:04own business so are we all excited ladies transform each and every one of your lives
02:21we just can't get it now could you imagine Lauren as a bus driver a lover to be fair I
02:27actually could you
02:27know I could tell you to everyone sorry I'm not stopping sorry I've got somewhere to go I'm bored now
02:34I've got lots of activities so I hope you ladies are not
02:38ah you're walking into me yes we're laughing into each other but I'm not as competitive as you Rachel
02:44I am so not competitive and I hate games and I hate being told what it's fun it's bonding it
02:51gets us all
02:52together as a group this is a sisterhood now the sisterhood I'm actually really excited we're having
02:57so much fun on the bus I'm so excited for this trip and it's so lovely for my Pika to
03:02invite me
03:02oh we're almost here ladies
03:12from home to home ladies
03:20let's go
03:25in the Derbyshire Hills smell the fresh air ladies
03:38I did not do that everyone I didn't touch her I was so busy looking over that I've got my
03:45knee brace with me
03:46if you need it who the hell brings a knee brace on a holiday like am I with a bunch
03:51of OAPs like
03:52who am I with let's get in ladies let's get a glass of champagne that's the way to make an
03:57arrival
04:02and Pika I know this is them this is tranquil oh this is gorgeous
04:13can you feel the love ladies can you feel the love
04:18you could be stark bald naked all day long because you've got no one who's going to overlook
04:23literally could you imagine coming down
04:26it's absolutely stunning
04:30I am so excited to be having such good vibes in the house with all the girls
04:35but one thing is really getting on my tits
04:37I've heard nothing from Seema and quite frankly I think that's freaking rude
04:42I just think it's very bizarre that I haven't had an RSVP to say that unfortunately I can't make it
04:49I think that worries me a little bit because it's not really like Seema
04:51well maybe she's seeing how she goes throughout the morning
04:54I hope there's no bad feeling or anything because I've put all this on because I want us to all
04:58have a bit of bonding time
04:59so unless she's like in a hospital bed I think she would have texted me
05:02why don't we wait and see what comes out because to be perfectly honest I think she's actually lucky she
05:07didn't go on that party bus
05:11this is the crown jewel of all the jewels so we're together Lauren we don't need to cross the corridor
05:17from each other
05:18I'm loving all these details
05:26very nice Sampika very huge this is Lauren's room then
05:30no this is Ampika's room this is Ampika's room
05:32yeah it's gorgeous
05:33beautiful
05:33does that say pheasant or peasant?
05:36I'm not sure you've got a degree
05:37I have got a degree
05:39we're going to go up to the Western Wing
05:41Namina's room now
05:42look
05:43oh wow
05:44beautiful
05:45I love it
05:46you've got a full poster
05:47beautiful
05:47oh wow
05:49nice big shower
05:50and a bath
05:51loving it
05:52I've saved the best till last so I just thought this is very quaint, very cosy
05:58oh my favourite, I love a snuggly room
06:02cosy, snuggly, cosy
06:04they're basically, they're like twin rooms aren't they
06:06okay
06:06yes
06:07Jack and Jill
06:07if I've not got a shower though cos I really need a shower
06:09no
06:10is she joking?
06:11who is she trying to convince?
06:13I'm in the smallest room with no shower
06:15well done on your upselling skills, Ampika
06:18but it's not working around me
06:19so if we wanted to have a shower where would we go?
06:22right downstairs there is a multi-use bathroom
06:26okay
06:27okay well thank you
06:29well it is lovely isn't it
06:30it's cute
06:30it's very very cute
06:31I'm happy
06:32like that
06:35straight up I get what I want
06:37do what I want
06:38and live how I want now
06:39straight up I get what I want
06:41I do what I want
06:42because I live how I want now
06:45I'm f***ing naked
06:47straight up I get what I want
06:49I do what I want
06:50I live straight up
06:52straight up
06:53oh
06:54Tanja
06:54thank god
06:55oh my god
06:56you're only coming for a night you know
06:58why are you coming for a night?
07:00where's the bloody bottler?
07:02well that baggage is nowhere near as heavy as the baggage that I've been carrying all the way here
07:06wait till you find out what I've heard from Seema Ampika
07:10I mean I just don't think I can keep it to myself any longer
07:12it's only one night you know
07:14that is a serious amount of clothes
07:16well it's my makeup it's my natural beauty in there Ampika you know
07:20I'm just thrilled that you're away from being footy mum and you can actually just relax
07:24oh there's no relaxing for me Ampika
07:27all the way here I'm going don't tell the girls
07:29don't tell the girls don't do it don't do it don't do it
07:32I'm just going to explode
07:35I heard that Lauren's been saying that Noreen is a geg
07:39have you?
07:40I don't know if Noreen knows that or not
07:43what is a geg?
07:44it's like a gegger
07:45a geg
07:45geg?
07:46it sounds like
07:48well
07:49like a
07:49when I spit something out
07:51geg
07:51I don't know what a gegger is
07:53it's like a geg
07:54there's no other word
07:55it's like a geg
07:55like she's geg's on
07:57what do you mean like
07:57intervene like a busybody
07:58it's not like you're not invited
08:00it's just like
08:02tag her on
08:03tag her on
08:03like a clinger on her
08:05yeah
08:05like a clinker
08:07what's a clinker?
08:08you know like
08:08that poo you can't get off your bum
08:11I win it
08:12I don't know
08:24oh bless you
08:25you've got your trousers down
08:27I couldn't get them off
08:28fur coat
08:29no knickers
08:29can I have it?
08:30bright red knickers
08:31oh gosh it is actually swollen isn't it?
08:33do you think I'm going to make a fuss?
08:37I can't believe it
08:38she's gone down like a sack of shit
08:41are you okay?
08:44I didn't know what to say out there
08:45when they were saying about Sema
08:46and that she hadn't let
08:48she would never
08:49you know let anyone down
08:50she like she wears a heart on the sleeve
08:51and if there's anything
08:52she would say well listen
08:53sorry I can't make it today
08:54she sent me a voice note
08:56as to what's wrong
08:56and I'll play at you
08:57so you can understand
08:58no I'm not good horn
09:00I've got really bad acute pain
09:02in the left side
09:03of my abdomen
09:05I've had a CT scan
09:07it's giving me like
09:09different things that it could be
09:10but like I'm not really looking into any of it
09:13I just try to keep an open mind
09:14and I am in so much pain
09:17I don't want them making it into a big thing
09:20because it seems they're jumping on her at the moment with things
09:22the speech the farewell speech wasn't quite to everyone's taste
09:25and now why should not anyone know
09:27she sounds terrible
09:28you never visit in the video
09:30see us through the radio
09:31all the beauty's inside
09:34do you know what though
09:35I never
09:35I don't do baths
09:37no I don't do baths
09:38I'm a shower person
09:38I don't really do baths
09:40so for me I'm like
09:40we're doing baths tonight
09:41well we'll be having double bubble baths
09:43so obviously at the 80s night
09:45I spoke with Namina
09:46after the kind of conversation
09:47that you guys had
09:48she felt a bit like
09:50oh why did Sheena tell me to
09:52whatever you said
09:53she said I think I should leave
09:54and I said I think he should
09:55yeah
09:56I'm going to leave this conversation
09:57because I just feel like
09:58I can't say anything anyways
09:59yeah I think you should
10:00sorry
10:01I think you should leave
10:02I'll decide if I'm myself
10:03no because I'm talking to Seema
10:04you're desperately butting in
10:06and getting involved
10:06I'm allowed to say
10:07it's my opinion
10:08no it's my opinion
10:09nobody asked
10:10so
10:12and I think she took that
10:13probably with a bit of offence
10:14and I said to her
10:14no no it was meant in offence
10:16so she took it in the right
10:17in the right context
10:18yeah
10:20how are things with Sheena
10:21because that was all about
10:22well I felt like
10:23we didn't leave it
10:24like on a good note
10:25at all when we left
10:26the other night
10:27she was really like harsh to me
10:29you know in that conversation
10:31and at one point I was like
10:32you know what
10:32this is not going anywhere
10:33I'm going to stand up
10:34so I literally took my glass
10:35I was like
10:35you know what ladies
10:36I'm going to leave you to it
10:38she turns around and says
10:39yes I think you should leave
10:41I'm telling you something
10:42I'm not being spoken to
10:43so I just put my glass down
10:44and went to sit
10:45and I was like
10:46you know what
10:46I'm not leaving anywhere
10:47so I didn't like that tone
10:49but saying that
10:50you know I came with fresh
10:51good energy
10:52I'm really excited
10:53to be with you girls here
10:54so I feel like
10:56it was fine
10:58look
10:59someone I barely know
11:01decided
11:02to give their opinion
11:03on something
11:04that had nothing
11:05to do with them
11:05so
11:06did I snap?
11:08absolutely
11:09was it justified?
11:11absolutely
11:13you've got a lot of chats
11:14going on
11:14these next couple of days
11:16so
11:16you enjoy
11:17and we'll see you
11:18on the party
11:18just on the way home
11:26we need to sit up straight
11:28don't we
11:28legs crossed
11:29I think there's so much more
11:31than what we think
11:31the basics
11:32I would agree
11:32I thought she was teaching us
11:34how to eat without like
11:35so my dad was in the army
11:37and so we had to go to the big functions
11:39and he always taught us BMW
11:40which is bread, meal, wine
11:42not that we had wine
11:43because we were kids
11:44bread's always left
11:45bread's always left
11:47spoon is always on the right
11:48oh alright girls
11:50I can tell you were born
11:51with silver spoons in your mouth
11:52ladies
11:53welcome
11:54this is Laura
11:56hi
11:57good afternoon ladies
11:58all of us ladies
12:00need a bit of a polish up
12:01and a refinement
12:02on our manners
12:03so I have searched
12:05the globe
12:06to find an international
12:07etiquette teacher
12:08to teach us the skills
12:10of etiquette
12:11so any questions
12:12that anyone's got
12:12to ask Laura
12:13about rudeness
12:14interrupting
12:15interrupting in different
12:17styles and formats
12:17eye rolling
12:19selfishness
12:20what does it look like
12:21it's a bit rich
12:22Ampika arranging etiquette
12:24lessons
12:24when she needs them
12:25more than anyone
12:26she's got the biggest
12:28potty mouth
12:29free the nipples
12:32I would now like
12:34you ladies
12:35to please take a seat
12:36we have got a seat
12:38for Ampika
12:39have you not got to sit on
12:40right ladies
12:41I know
12:42quite a number of you
12:43were dragging the chairs
12:45and there was
12:45a lot of noise
12:47once you pull your chair out
12:49you want to stand
12:50in front of your chair
12:51bring your chair
12:52slightly forward
12:53and then sit down
12:55in one go
13:02obviously that's not right
13:10this is very excellent
13:12posture
13:13your back is not
13:14touching the back
13:15of the chair
13:15that's wonderful
13:18are we allowed
13:19to woo
13:20typically not
13:21typically not
13:22we're not allowed
13:23to woo
13:23when we hear a pop
13:24woo woo woo
13:26woo woo
13:26woo woo
13:28I like you
13:29because you're like me
13:30when you're saying
13:30something horrible
13:31you smile
13:33so who would like
13:34to tell me
13:35the first course
13:36we're going to eat
13:37Tanya said it's
13:38BRW
13:40the lady here
13:41I was speaking
13:42and she was
13:43trying to answer
13:44my question
13:44but it was my
13:45it was my answer
13:46oh it's not my answer
13:47no
13:48did I interrupt you
13:49oh okay
13:50you did Paige
13:51I apologise
13:51well Paige is on
13:53her best behaviour
13:53isn't she
13:54because she's never
13:54apologised for
13:55interrupting me before
13:57yes
13:58so I think in this group
14:00we have a tendency
14:02of getting involved
14:02she doesn't normally
14:03speak like that by the way
14:04I do
14:05why is she talking
14:06like this
14:07what's wrong with her
14:09speak properly Paige
14:10you're from Gloucester
14:11okay I feel like in this group
14:13that we all get involved
14:14in conversations
14:15that not necessarily
14:16we're meant to be a part of
14:18and it can then spiral
14:19and then the group
14:20becomes fractured
14:22I'm saying you're asking
14:23in general
14:23you're not pointing
14:24you're not pointing fingers
14:25I hope
14:25no I'm asking
14:27in general
14:28okay Amina
14:29calm down
14:30it wasn't meant
14:31to be personal
14:32looks like I've hit a nerve
14:35anything you don't want
14:36sharing
14:36maybe don't repeat it
14:38and if you know
14:40there's a situation
14:41with you and a person
14:42deal with that person
14:44directly
14:45get a new set of friends
14:51I enjoyed that though
14:52well I just
14:53I can't
14:54I've sat fidgeting
14:55no you're a fidget
14:55yes I know
14:56should have worn
14:56my sunshine lanyard
14:57oh my god
14:58how funny was it
14:59when Paige changed her accent
15:00I know
15:01I have put all our
15:03differences to one side
15:04you don't like her
15:04I am enjoying
15:06the banter that we're having
15:07you know me
15:08it takes me a long time
15:09to warm up to people
15:10and then when I do
15:11I'm silly
15:12hello hello hello
15:13hello
15:14wanted to come in
15:15for a little chin wag
15:16you guys alright
15:17your ears burning are they
15:19they probably are
15:20I know they always are
15:22and then Paige just appears
15:25like creeping Jesus
15:26like oh
15:28do you guys know
15:30if
15:30Norena knows
15:32that Lauren's been saying
15:33that Norena's a gag
15:36what's what
15:36what's a gag
15:37what's a gag
15:38yeah I don't know
15:38what a gag is
15:39what is a gag
15:41g e g
15:43golf echo golf
15:44is gag even a word
15:46I don't even know
15:47what it means
15:48Lauren's been calling
15:49Norena a gag
15:50it's like she gags on
15:51wait hang on
15:52how do you know
15:53that Lauren
15:55thinks that Norena's a gag
15:56Seema told me
15:57why has it Seema told Norena
15:58Seema's not here
15:59she's poorly
16:00Seema told me
16:01that Lauren's been
16:02calling Norena a gag
16:03and I've been thinking
16:05at the table
16:05it just clicked on my head
16:06because I thought
16:07oh
16:07is that what I'm talking about
16:08no
16:09oh
16:10this is a
16:10fuck you're moving
16:12it's easier talking
16:13to Ralphie than you two
16:14wait so Seema said
16:16oh my god
16:16ok let's get the fact straight
16:18so Seema said
16:19that Lauren said
16:21that Norena's a gag
16:23yes
16:24and I can't remember
16:26if
16:26if
16:28Norena knows
16:28that Lauren's been called
16:29so we don't know
16:29if Norena knows
16:30that she's been called
16:31you're just making it far more
16:32fucking difficult
16:33so do we know
16:34that Lauren's
16:34just do it
16:35shut down
16:35because you're fucking
16:36well in a minute
16:38oh my god
16:40before these two
16:40went to private school
16:41they need to get
16:42their money back
16:43absolute bird brains
16:49it's so lovely
16:50to see Tanya today
16:51I'm really happy
16:52she's here as well
16:53yeah
16:53she said to me today
16:55I said how are
16:55you know
16:56how are all the girls
16:56getting on
16:57and at the moment
16:58I'm feeling
16:58everything's good
16:59I feel that
16:59everyone's happy
17:00and everyone's excited
17:01and she's like
17:02well Lauren thinks
17:03that Norena's a gag
17:04I was like
17:05what's a gag
17:06I don't know
17:06a gag
17:07I have no idea
17:09what gag means
17:10but it does not
17:11sound like a compliment
17:12so I'm not even sure
17:13what a gag is
17:14I was like
17:15gag
17:15what is a gag
17:16you know what
17:17I'm lost here
17:18please can you tell me
17:20what a gag is
17:21someone who goes
17:22to something
17:23they weren't actually
17:24invited to
17:25someone who butts
17:26into or who listens
17:28to a conversation
17:29someone who tags along
17:30but you haven't tagged
17:31along
17:31no I got invited to
17:33yeah
17:33Lauren is pot
17:34calling the kettle black
17:36she does it all the time
17:37so Lauren
17:38if the cat fits yourself
17:40wear it sweetheart
17:41and own it
17:49tonight I've told the girl
17:50to put on
17:51their finest pyjamas
17:52because we are having
17:53a slumber party
17:55peekaboo style
17:56fun fun fun
18:06we're just waiting for
18:07Lauren to get changed
18:08I know what I was thinking
18:09why Lauren are you in your
18:10gym wear
18:10are you
18:10well what are you
18:11I'm in lounge
18:12I'm in the skins
18:13is that what you sleep in
18:14do you know I actually
18:15don't sleep in anything
18:16I'm actually a naked sleeper
18:17it's healthy
18:18I sleep naked too
18:19do you sleep naked
18:20no never
18:20sports bra on
18:21I'm Bridget Jones
18:22you're marrying a billionaire
18:24is he alright with that
18:24yeah he doesn't mind
18:25he knows the rules
18:26he knows the rules
18:27I wear the trousers
18:27in the household
18:28and say after a bad sex
18:29do not touch me
18:30but put Bridget Jones
18:31knickers on
18:31it holds my stomach in
18:33hey
18:37there are teenagers
18:38in the house
18:39I want to know
18:40what Sheena's
18:41secret recipe is
18:42because that woman
18:43is ageing backwards
18:44I wish that etiquette
18:45lady was here
18:46now you sat like that
18:50you're me now
18:52hello
18:52thank you
18:54thank you
18:55saving the mask
18:58it's a pyjama party
18:59why have you come
19:00looking for sex
19:01none of us fans
19:02see you honey bun
19:03to me
19:04who wants for your
19:05hubby
19:06who wants for your
19:07girlfriend
19:07well the whole point
19:09of tonight ladies
19:10is to get the
19:11female prowess
19:12the inner alpha female
19:14that thing between your
19:16legs to pulsate
19:17and feel magical
19:18a thing that goes
19:20between my legs
19:21that makes me feel
19:22magical and pulsate
19:23tonight
19:24hmm
19:25it's a big vibrator
19:27great
19:28can't wait to go to bed
19:29so what we're going to do
19:30ladies
19:31we're going to go outside
19:32stop it
19:33we are going to
19:34howl to the moon
19:36oh oh oh oh
19:37oh my god
19:38i definitely feel like
19:40hampeek has done this
19:41before because yeah
19:42she is a pro
19:44at howling
19:45oh oh oh
19:47that is not her first time
19:48howl
19:50come on then ladies
19:51let's go
19:52enjoy girlies
19:54no i'm not doing that
19:55no
19:56no
19:57no no no no no
19:59i'm just confused about
20:01vagina to howl into
20:04the moon's going to be
20:05like what the fuck
20:06we're going to release
20:08unimpensable negativity
20:09to the moon
20:10oh oh
20:13i was thinking it's
20:15really fucking foggy
20:16you can't see the moon
20:20oh my god
20:21we're all harmonising
20:23so with our etiquette
20:24now we're howling at the
20:25moon from our vaginas
20:26who knows what's going to
20:28happen
20:31we've got a game ladies
20:33because i want to get to
20:34know each other one of you
20:35better
20:36you pull out a question
20:37you read it and you
20:39answer it
20:40lauren's question
20:40lauren
20:41wake me up
20:43who is the biggest gossip
20:44in the group
20:48home truth
20:49i'm getting to know a bit
20:50bit more about you
20:51it's me
20:54i've got the
21:23biggest gossip
21:25gossip here
21:25gossip here
21:26gossip here
21:27told tanya
21:29tanya told and pika
21:30i asked page
21:32and
21:32you'll say anything
21:34and pika told me this
21:36oh shit you heard too
21:37i did say what what you are
21:40i'm a gag i don't even have to get my phone out
21:42i never said gag i said beg
21:45oh no
21:46oh no
21:48lauren
21:49stop talking
21:51this was
21:52a few weeks ago
21:53when we all started hanging out together
21:56i said
21:57you've been hanging out for years
21:58you haven't you
21:59there was a little bit of a gap
22:00okay
22:01so i'm not being horrible
22:02i mean i've been dealing with something serious the last few years
22:04yes you have
22:05you got better
22:06and i'm so happy
22:07you're putting me as i'm someone
22:09outside this group
22:10trying to be part of the group
22:11well i think what you've said is not really nice to say
22:14i think it's incorrect
22:16but it's not incorrect
22:17you don't speak to anyone
22:18no just because we don't speak
22:19you haven't spoken to page
22:21i do
22:21first of all i'm not trying
22:23to be part of a group
22:24that you've not seen anyone for three years
22:26i think you're not going to decide if i'm part of the group or not
22:29i saw page
22:29i feel so uncomfortable right now because i really like namina
22:43i love lauren
22:46i don't know where to put myself
22:47i feel so awkward
22:49i will never decide whether you're part of a group
22:53that would be really unfair
22:55i said you were a bag trying to be part of a group
22:58that you were
22:59that you've not hung around with this for three years
23:02i think you're just rude
23:03i just think you're rude
23:04and i'm just going to leave it
23:05and you think i'm rude
23:06i think you're being very rude
23:07i'm not being rude
23:08you are rude
23:09you're right
23:10you're not being rude
23:11you are rude
23:12you are a bit of a bag
23:13rachel will you take a gift
23:17i've been dealing with so much shit in my life the last three years
23:21i'm not being part of any group
23:23i think you're being extremely rude
23:24i'm not going after that
23:25i'm just going to cool down for five seconds
23:28i'm sad to see her get that hysterical
23:30and get really upset
23:31but she's been here all night
23:33and she's had all night to say something
23:35she's very calculated her
23:37she knows what she's doing
23:40i do not want to add fuel to the fire
23:43or be mean
23:44however in my experience
23:45does namina get involved where she shouldn't
23:48absolutely
23:49so does that make her a gig
23:50then yeah i guess it does
23:52but this is exactly what she wants
23:54she's trying to make herself relevant
23:56i'm not i'm not siding with any i'm just going to go check on her because she is upset
23:59do you know what i mean
24:00i just want
24:00well you're a bag too then for running off
24:02don't call me a bag lauren
24:04come on
24:04come on lauren it's not fair
24:05no one should go off crying in any group situation
24:08you know what i mean
24:08it's not nice
24:09i'm not going to call you out in front of a group
24:11but you and i have the relationship where we tell each other things
24:14were you going to tell me to not speak
24:15no i'm not going to tell you not speak
24:17because i'm not going to listen to that
24:18i feel like beg is a pretty bad word
24:19it's called a social climate
24:21it's the same thing
24:22oh lauren
24:23that just hit a quite a sensitive nerve
24:25because i'm thinking like the last three years
24:27you're right you haven't seen me as much lauren
24:29but what i've not been enjoying life
24:31i've actually been fighting for my life
24:33and for you to say something
24:34i'm trying to get back into this group
24:36and be part of the group
24:37you're being an insensitive bitch
24:38i'm sorry for my language
24:39you are being an insensitive bitch
24:41because i'm lucky and happy
24:43and grateful
24:44to be able to be part of this group again
24:46because if you asked me three years ago
24:47i wasn't even sure if i'm going to be here
24:50and pika i'm going to be
24:51i'm going to be totally honest with you now
24:53yeah
24:53this game was only really going to go one way
24:55if you ask someone personal questions
24:57well can i just tell you something
24:59you're actually wrong
25:00because this game did not go wrong
25:01because of the game
25:02this went wrong because somebody told her
25:05i said she was a bag
25:06which was you
25:07so actually it's your fault
25:08peekaboo
25:09but however you said it
25:11you might be a question
25:12forget etiquette
25:12who is the most genuine
25:14me
25:16because i'll tell you exactly how it is
25:18oh
25:20no
25:30morning
25:31morning angel care
25:32how's the patient this morning
25:33oh i didn't have a great night sleep
25:35oh did you not
25:36have you seen the snow
25:37i know
25:38isn't it gorgeous
25:39isn't it
25:47how old are you now
25:48you don't look 50
25:50thanks
25:50too far i don't think any of us look our age
25:52i think we all look
25:53everyone looks great
25:54we do things don't we
25:55well well
25:57oh when are we having our fadges done
25:58what are you getting your vaginas tightened
26:00not tighten no
26:01it's just dropped a bit
26:02oh okay
26:03i just want it just
26:04pulling up
26:05yeah it's just the appearance
26:07gravity really
26:08oh so it's droopy
26:09let me show you gravity
26:10look at this
26:11chelsea healy and brook vincent
26:13posted it
26:14my fudge
26:15look at that
26:20i can't even see that
26:22yours was worse
26:23mine was worse
26:31oh ladies
26:33we've got an action-packed day today
26:35so excited
26:37pulling out all the stops as usual
26:40so we have got
26:41three of us well four of us actually
26:43off to the animal farm for some
26:45animal therapy
26:48if i get shagged by a sheep i swear to god i'm going home
26:52and then for you ladies paige sheena and lauren
26:55you've got champagne sabarage
26:58i spend my life around animals
27:01and not enough time around champagne
27:03and pika is there any chance we can re-jiggle the group
27:07with a very handsome sexy gentleman
27:09why are you looking at me
27:11he's going to do something extra special with his sword
27:14i've never heard it called a sword before
27:16i've never heard it called a sword before
27:48i'm going to be teaching you guys the art of sabraj
27:51sabraj which is opening a bottle of champagne with a sword
27:55as far as i'm concerned if we've all got fingers at the end of this
27:58we're doing good
27:59we're doing good
27:59yeah i'm fine with that
28:02we take our bottle
28:04holding it from the bottom to keep my fingers and thumbs out of the way
28:06so not even using like the sharp tip of the blade
28:09just using using the base of it
28:10a few times back and forth
28:14there we go
28:22hi ladies
28:22super excited
28:24are you
28:25please tell these ladies what we've got in store for them today
28:27you're going to meet some lovely fluffy alpaca boys
28:29take them for a little walk
28:31what we've got to be careful of around alpacas
28:33is that we actually not to touch them on the face
28:35if you go towards the face they're going to spit at you
28:37and when they spit
28:39it's the contents left of their bowels that they spit at you
28:43it better not fucking spit on me
28:49oh yeah
28:50i mean this is six inches isn't it
28:53so we're dealing with six inches are we Tom
28:56i mean i'm not good at measurements so whatever you say Tom
29:01oh
29:03that was really good
29:04that was so cool
29:06that was actually probably one of the best demonstrations i've ever seen
29:09i'm absolutely delighted i never do well in these activities
29:12and now i've done it first time
29:15yay me
29:16lower down the blade where it's a bit heavier
29:18and make sure you are pushing down into the bottle as you go
29:21perfect
29:23look at that
29:24and if you look again it's taking the top and the glass clean off
29:27how clean that is
29:29a bit more pressure going down into the bottle
29:32perfect
29:34well done
29:34very good
29:35well done
29:36very cool i really enjoyed that
29:38well it's pretty bad sheena got the best shot but i mean who got the best cleaners cut
29:41you
29:41it looks like yours is
29:46well done
29:47rachel you're missing all the fun rachel
29:49fun
29:49you've got mirrors on your ceiling a shower that fits four and you think walking that thing round is fun
29:54what's happened to you
29:56come on
29:57come on winston you stubborn bugger
29:59come on
29:59tanya you are not made for the farm
30:01that flat cap tanya
30:03you look similar
30:06clare do you find them quite affectionate animals would you say
30:09they're very nervous but when you build up the trust they are
30:11aww
30:12but if you want to go in for a cuddle you're more than welcome
30:14just give him a little stroke on his neck there
30:16oh
30:17alpaca shit
30:18ah
30:20i don't know why she keeps doing this to me
30:23last time i had to take a donkey for a walk it took me for a walk
30:31good
30:31good
30:32vamo sande
30:36oh
30:40fucking hell
30:41get me out of here
30:42can i ask how the therapy's going
30:45I think Tanya is quite upset.
30:46Fine if you like our fucker shit.
30:53Well, cheers, girls.
30:55Well done.
30:55And thank you, Tanya.
30:57Well done, guys.
30:58Girlies.
30:58Chin-chin.
30:59See you later.
31:00Bye.
31:01All right, girlies.
31:07Hi.
31:07Hi.
31:08Hi, how was that?
31:09I loved it.
31:10I'm not sure if Tanya agrees, but I had an amazing time.
31:13Thank you, Ampika.
31:14Tanya's walking home.
31:15She stinks.
31:17How's everyone feeling after last night?
31:19I am still really upset about it.
31:21I'm not going to lie.
31:21And I don't want to get emotional.
31:23The things that have been said are just really upsetting, you know?
31:26And I felt like I was trying to explain myself and trying to kind of get a word in.
31:31It just escalated really quickly.
31:32And it just genuinely really, really upset me.
31:36I don't agree with Lauren on this particular point.
31:39I like the fact that Namina's in the group.
31:41I don't understand what Lauren's problem is.
31:44What the hell happened last night?
31:47Because I will say, Lauren, like, you were going in.
31:51Like, you were going, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
31:53But was she giving it to get it?
31:55Oh, yeah, don't get me wrong.
31:56It's something that came out of nowhere from Lauren.
31:58I mean, she's been giving it a lot, recently, to everyone.
32:01She has, and I do agree.
32:02She started with me, yeah.
32:03Yeah, she started with you, she's coming for me, and then it went, yeah, and I do agree.
32:07I had told her that.
32:08I did say that.
32:08Don't be time lucky, mate.
32:09You got it.
32:10Yeah.
32:10You know, you keep pushing, you will get it.
32:12I already know that when someone attacks me, I go back twice as hard, twice as horrible.
32:18So don't bother, because you're not going to like what comes out my mouth.
32:21Why does she feel so entitled to feel that she needs to kind of know why I'm back in the
32:26group?
32:26I don't disagree with you.
32:28It's something that she said to Seema that she never thought you'd hear about or would get back to you.
32:32She likes you.
32:33Well, it doesn't sound like she likes me if she says those things about me behind my back, does it?
32:37I was with Seema in a car, and I asked her why Nemeena was hanging around with us as a
32:44social climber,
32:45coming to these parties as a bit of a beg.
32:48Are these words harsh?
32:49Yeah, but Lauren says what she means, and I don't necessarily disagree with her.
32:55And she explained to me that she is launching a new equestrian outfit and she wants to be in the
33:04right circles for that.
33:05To promote that.
33:06To promote it.
33:07And I said, I get it.
33:10When I met Lauren and, you know, when I met you girls, I was a different person back then.
33:14Most of the time, I wouldn't actually fight back, but I'm a fighter.
33:17I've been through absolute shit in my life, and I will fight you.
33:19If I have to, I will fight you.
33:20I'm not going to just swallow it because that's the person you are.
33:23With Lauren, it could go one of either two ways.
33:26She could reflect and be apologetic, or she could get really defensive and make it worse.
33:32I mean, I really hope that it's not the latter.
33:34I hope that she's...
33:35I hope so too, because I do not know how I will react at this point and moment of time.
33:39You know, I just don't know.
33:52Tonight, I've really pulled out the stops.
33:55I've spared no expense.
33:57I've got two chefs from London to make sure that the food is on point.
34:00I want this to be the most lovely, warm, welcoming, last supper that we have together to finish the retreat
34:07off.
34:10I'd like everyone to be seated.
34:13Remember how to maneuver your chairs.
34:15Oh, yes.
34:16Thanks for that.
34:17Oh, I love it.
34:19Oh, you're not meant to put your handbag on the table, are you?
34:22And we all have.
34:23Every single one of us has.
34:29Sheena, can I just say, because you've had that wonderful activity of learning how to...
34:34Oh, my God.
34:35Could you do the honours with the champagne?
34:37You want it?
34:38Yeah, we got it.
34:40I'll open the bottle, but not like that.
34:41Do you know what, though, Ampika?
34:43What a great activity.
34:44Great party trick that I'm definitely going to take.
34:46Oh, yes.
34:47I freaking love that sword.
34:48That was like...
34:49All right.
34:50Ampika clearly was not messing around when she said Tom had a...
34:55a big sword.
34:57It was so fun.
34:58I was thinking, like, a...
34:59I love my own alpaca.
35:01Oh, it was an ugly thing.
35:03Was it Winston?
35:04No, you had Winston.
35:04Oh, he was human.
35:05He had a proper, grumpy face.
35:07I thought you...
35:07I thought you looked very similar to it.
35:09I did, too, with the black cap on.
35:10I thought, like, pet-like owner, honestly.
35:11I've had a brownie, thank you.
35:13The guy that did your brownie.
35:15Fucking hell.
35:17Oh.
35:18Bloody hell, Sheena.
35:19Why we fellas shop them with fright?
35:21Topeka-boo, thank you.
35:23Thank you so much.
35:23Thank you for participating.
35:25I've got some wonderful adventurers.
35:27Each and every one of you from the bottom of my heart.
35:29To get all of your diaries where someone's free without childcare,
35:33without animal problems, without work,
35:35to get you all together.
35:37Talking about diaries, I've messed up, girls.
35:40I thought Ralphie's game was tomorrow, and it's tonight,
35:43so I'm going to have to scoot off mid-Soliday.
35:46Football mum life.
35:48If I missed Ralphie's first game for his new club,
35:51he would never forgive me.
35:52And I wouldn't forgive myself.
35:53The mum guilt.
35:55It's my brain.
35:56I can't remember dates.
35:57It's like an actual flump.
36:00Wishing good luck from us.
36:01I love you, I love you, I love you.
36:03Bye.
36:03Drive safe.
36:05Bye.
36:05How did you meet David?
36:07How did you guys meet?
36:08Through a blind date.
36:09So, about 17 years ago, I went on a date.
36:12He was with somebody, but he was never married.
36:14He never lived with anybody.
36:15He lived his life as a single man.
36:17So I said, you've got to make a decision
36:19whether you're going to stay with the partner
36:21who you've had your children with,
36:23or whether you want to be with me,
36:25and that's not a threat.
36:26And he just said, I've made my mind up.
36:28I want to be with you.
36:29Aw.
36:31So, yeah.
36:33I think life is full of ups and downs for everybody,
36:35but I always say to people
36:37that good things happen to good people,
36:39and I've been a very good person
36:41the majority of my life,
36:43and that's why I've got my happily ever after.
36:46I work hard and make my own money.
36:47I said to him when we get married,
36:48I'm happy to sign a prenup,
36:50get the prenup written.
36:51And I really believe in prenup.
36:53I think, as well,
36:54going through what we've gone through
36:56and single-handedly supporting a family,
36:58when you get back on the dating apps,
37:00men also find it quite intimidating
37:02when a woman is totally in their alpha energy.
37:06Yes.
37:06Which I don't want to be in my alpha energy.
37:08I don't.
37:09But the fact is...
37:11I'm like...
37:12Why are you going upset now?
37:15Don't be silly.
37:16I get it.
37:16You're being a mom and a dad
37:17and everything at once.
37:20I can relate to how Rachel feels.
37:23We've both gone through similar experiences in our life,
37:26but what they say is
37:27what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
37:29Sometimes you just have to put your big girl knickers on
37:31and get on with it.
37:33I carry everything, you know,
37:35and it's a lot of stress.
37:37So I'm always in my alpha energy,
37:39and I hate it.
37:40You do it so well,
37:41but you wish you wouldn't have to.
37:43I wish I wouldn't have to,
37:44and I like to soften.
37:45But also, you know,
37:48even what I earn,
37:49they find it intimidating.
37:50I feel like sometimes you can't win.
37:52You work so hard,
37:53so you are independent.
37:54You don't need to rely on anyone.
37:56But then they don't like it when you work so hard.
37:59I also put the children first.
38:01I always will do.
38:02Nick and probably any other man that I might meet
38:05is going to find that really frustrating
38:07that they're not the top of my list.
38:09But when you're a mum of five,
38:11how can anyone be above your kids?
38:13I think I would only date older.
38:14I do.
38:15I just, I like an older man.
38:17Oh, so do I, Rachel.
38:18Well, we know you do.
38:20You don't say.
38:22Could you imagine me around no folks,
38:24though?
38:24I'd be lethal.
38:25Oh, my goodness.
38:28Where's Peek-a-boo?
38:36Did you feel like you've had a lot of,
38:37you know, judgment around the age gap?
38:40A hell of a lot, yeah,
38:41and a lot of abuse on social media.
38:43I think, one, because of the age gap,
38:45and two, because of David's wealth.
38:47I think people are very judgmental in general
38:48when it comes to age gap.
38:50Also a little bit jealous of the situation.
38:53I get it from all angles.
38:55It's not about interracial.
38:56It's more the fact that we're interfaith.
38:57Like, obviously, I know I have converted,
38:58but I still get it a lot from,
39:00you know, a lot of the communities.
39:02Paige, have you changed your fashion sense
39:04since being with Amir, would you say?
39:05No, I actually haven't.
39:06I've made it my kind of strength to be me.
39:10Would you wear revealing things?
39:11I've never really been one to have my boobs out too much,
39:14but that's mainly because I don't like my boobs.
39:16I'm so happy.
39:16We're actually, because I actually,
39:18I don't think you realize,
39:19you said something, you know,
39:20at Rachel's murder mystery,
39:23you said to me,
39:24you look gorgeous,
39:25but Amir would never let me leave the house.
39:27Oh, no, he wouldn't.
39:28And that is, sadly,
39:29that's the honest truth,
39:30he probably wouldn't,
39:31he would have a go at me.
39:37Oh, my God, Amir would kill me.
39:38He was like, I mean, he would love it,
39:40but he'd be like, no, no.
39:42That felt a little bit judgmental, you know?
39:45It felt a little bit like,
39:46oh, he would never let me go out of the house.
39:48Oh, no, no, you take that.
39:49No, no, no, no.
39:49So, I felt really happy,
39:51and, you know, I felt like I dressed the part.
39:52You thought I judged you?
39:54I felt a little bit judged it.
39:56This is so weird,
39:58because wasn't Paige the one that ran out after Namina
40:01when she was really upset
40:02and actually spent the rest of the night with her.
40:04And now for Namina to kind of turn on her
40:07and pick at her for something, like, so petty,
40:11that's not very good.
40:13I think it sounded like you were maybe saying
40:15that she was disrespecting her husband
40:17by going out like that,
40:18and they're not like that.
40:19This is a bit of a stretch.
40:20He completely trusts whatever she wears.
40:22This is a bit of a reach, girls.
40:23This is a bit of a reach.
40:24I'm completely lost.
40:25If Namina had such a problem with what I said,
40:28why is she waiting until now to tell me?
40:30Why am I getting, like, penalized?
40:33You're not being attacked.
40:34You're not being attacked.
40:35Oh, my God.
40:36Like, my God.
40:37Let me have a go at a man.
40:38Like, it's just my personal views.
40:39I never judge anyone for what they look like,
40:42do, or anything.
40:43I think you should just eat the lower.
40:45No, I'm not doing anything.
40:46I have been judged all my life.
40:49No, I'm getting pissed.
40:49I'm not going to be like I'm a judgy person,
40:51because I never judge anyone.
40:53I have been through it.
40:55I have been there.
40:56I have been the person who was fucking judged.
40:58So what, I have a community where I am not,
41:01don't fit in.
41:02I am judging every walk of my religion,
41:04everything that I do.
41:05I would never fucking judge anyone.
41:09Is your husband happy for you
41:11to go out in whatever you've got on?
41:14Yes?
41:15Then crack on.
41:16Why do you care about somebody's opinion?
41:19Babes, if you're going to wear a sea-through outfit,
41:21be confident in it and crack on.
41:24Don't make me like a judgy person,
41:26because I think that she would never like far from my character.
41:29Let's just calm down.
41:30I respect that you apologise,
41:31and I feel like we should just leave it there.
41:33Okay, well, I heard you, I heard you,
41:36and I'm sorry you felt that way.
41:37And I don't think you think the people you speak,
41:39and this is a positive thing.
41:42She doesn't think before she speaks.
41:43She doesn't.
41:44What about you?
41:45Well, you've not stopped speaking, Mrs.
41:47Well, am I allowed to speak or not?
41:49Well, obviously, go for it.
41:51You're holding court, so continue.
41:53No, I'm not.
41:55Namina's forming a little bit of a pattern here.
41:58First it was me, then it was Paige,
42:00now it's Lauren.
42:01Look out, girls, who's next?
42:03I was with Seema on the way home,
42:06and I said,
42:07how come Namina's hanging around again
42:09and she's becoming a bit of a beck?
42:11By saying that, you're basically kind of saying,
42:13I'm just... Well, you just said it.
42:14I appreciate my time more than anything of...
42:18Anything in life.
42:19Which is why I couldn't... I choose to be around people
42:22where I want... Why not?
42:24I want to celebrate life.
42:25I want to be around people who are like,
42:27I actually like these girls.
42:30You should actually say, to Seema, turn around
42:32and not question it and say,
42:34I am allowed to question why...
42:35No, you should, as a friend...
42:37I did.
42:38As a friend, you said,
42:39good on her for being around again
42:41after everything she's been through.
42:43And I did. And I did at the end.
42:44At the end?
42:45No.
42:45But why question it in the fucking first place, Lauren?
42:48Because I couldn't understand
42:49why anybody would want to come
42:51to an event and be an extra.
42:53I've never been a fucking extra.
42:55Where are you getting that from?
42:56I've never been an extra.
42:58No, you haven't.
42:59And that's why I couldn't understand
43:00why you were there.
43:01I'm getting myself back.
43:02I've been quiet for three years,
43:04fighting something behind the scenes.
43:05I understand that.
43:08I think Namina's one of the strongest girls
43:10going through what she's been through.
43:11My father had cancer.
43:12And I don't think it ever leaves you.
43:13I'm trying to get back out there,
43:15build my business.
43:16And I said, well done to Seema.
43:20Being here with girls like you.
43:21The word beg is not nice.
43:23And I apologise.
43:24I shouldn't have said it.
43:25The worst.
43:26Yeah, but why Seema said the word beg?
43:28Why she repeated it all?
43:30And actually, if you're going to repeat
43:31a conversation, I have no problem.
43:33But say the end.
43:34The end was, I'm glad that you're here.
43:38If there's anything that Seema needs to learn,
43:40it's to keep her mouth firmly closed.
43:42Because all of this, Seema, is down to you.
43:47I do feel like a conversation
43:49is going to have to be had with Seema
43:51to find out what she's said and done.
43:54At this point, I don't understand
43:56why she's done it.
43:57But there has to be a reason
43:58because this is not making sense
43:59to me right now.
44:11Next time on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
44:14Oh, my God, right.
44:17Brain freeze.
44:17Ah!
44:18Fucking hell!
44:19Fuck me!
44:21How are you feeling?
44:22You're very stiff.
44:23It's literally like someone
44:25is pulling my skin.
44:26What did you say?
44:29We've got a lot of stress with our house.
44:31I always am able to manage my stress.
44:34And I'm finding it the most hard
44:35to talk to him, the closest person to me.
44:38Ring me!
44:39You never ring me!
44:40She has sent messages to you
44:42to invite you out
44:43and you have replied.
44:45I've got two freaking messages!
44:47Polka dot princess
44:48as polka dots.
44:55I'll see you next time off years,
44:55I'll see you next time.
44:56Bye.
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