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Made in Chelsea - Season 31 Episode 9
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00:00I don't think I can actually be happier right now, and I just love you so much.
00:04Oh, I love you too.
00:06She actually said that there's nothing romantic there, and there never was.
00:09But I can't help but replaying moments in my head.
00:12Like, sending me texts like, I'm craving you.
00:14It sounds like she's painted a very different picture
00:17outside of what's actually happened.
00:18I don't even know how we can be friends at this point.
00:21I'm not misleading you on. I'm not leading you on.
00:23I'm not saying you have. No, I'm not saying you have.
00:24No, I'm done with it. I'm done with it.
00:26Chugs and I had a kiss in Scotland.
00:28Listen, I think it's absolutely bang out of all from Chugs.
00:30I think it shows a blatant lack of respect.
00:32We've had one kiss, and look at the backlash.
00:34I think you're like the forbidden fruit, don't I?
00:37The one rule is you don't go there with your friends' exes. You know that rule.
00:40I'm gonna get some mermaid, cos it's all going a bit much for me.
00:48Say yes to life.
00:49Do you want me to want to?
00:50Big, big cuddles.
00:51Kind of regret getting angry about it.
00:53Sam, can you let me talk?
00:54I have my opinions based on your actions.
00:56It just makes it a bit more fun when it's secretive.
00:58He wiped the floor with me. He made me cry.
01:01How did he know you were on a date?
01:03It is hard.
01:04Cos she's bad news.
01:05There might be a huge possibility that this friendship's over.
01:09All right, Sam's nearly here.
01:35Surprise!
01:41Happy birthday, man.
01:42Oh, thank you.
01:46Yours, Elise. I'm going up to net.
01:49Right, Jules, go.
01:58Zaina, you actually look like a stylist today.
02:00Oh, actually. She's a dude.
02:02You look like a fashionista.
02:03It's just so cool.
02:04Oh, thanks. Is she growing?
02:05Guys, keep telling you more.
02:06It really helps my ego.
02:07That single glow is just so cool.
02:08That single glow is definitely the single glow.
02:10The Chugs glow.
02:11Mmm.
02:12I'm a big fan of Chugs, you know.
02:13You guys have come quite friendly recently, haven't you?
02:15Yeah, he's been calling recently about the whole...
02:16You guys just didn't really not like each other.
02:18No, I mean, no, he's just a lovely guy.
02:19He is really sweet.
02:20Let's see what you see in him.
02:21Sam.
02:22What do you see in him?
02:23Mmm.
02:24Guys.
02:25Big, big cuddles.
02:27Stop.
02:27Do you guys still speak?
02:29Yeah, we speak, like, quite a bit, actually.
02:32Um, when he was skiing, he faced something,
02:33and apparently he was really, really shy,
02:34because I'm glad I didn't answer, because I don't know what to say.
02:38God, what was he doing?
02:38Oh, you should have answered.
02:39Yeah, because...
02:39I know, but I was out.
02:40It might have been, like, really good.
02:43He does get...
02:44Drunk words are sober thoughts, so he might have been like,
02:46I love you.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Yeah.
02:49If he asked you out on a date, would you go?
02:52Yeah, probably.
02:53He did say that, like, if all the Tristan and my ex and all that stuff
02:57went involved, that he'd want to go there.
03:01Like, not knowing...
03:01It's kind of like having a crush at school, that kind of vibe.
03:04Like...
03:04Yeah, like, ooh.
03:05Yeah.
03:06It's also a bit, like, ooh.
03:08Yeah.
03:08A bit naughty.
03:09Yeah, that's what it is.
03:11He actually said that to me.
03:12He was like, you're the forbidden fruit.
03:13Yeah.
03:13That's quite funny.
03:14I think you should go on a date.
03:16I agree.
03:17On my hands, I'm going to be like, hey, do you want to go on a date?
03:19To be honest, he's probably...
03:20Yeah, maybe you should.
03:21What do you think he would say if you were the one that would...
03:23Yes.
03:23I'm not going to do that, so let's not even...
03:24Imagine.
03:26I've actually got a meeting to get to, so I'm going to love and leave you.
03:29Bye, Zayn.
03:30And pleasure, of course.
03:31See you later.
03:32Bye, Zayn.
03:33She looks incredible.
03:34She's so cool.
03:37What do we think about Jax and Zayno?
03:39I think they both just need to...
03:41I think we just...
03:43bring them together.
03:44How?
03:45Yeah.
03:46How?
03:46We find a location.
03:47We get Chugs there.
03:49You get Zayno there.
03:50Are we going to tell them that the other person's going to be there?
03:52No, we're just getting drinks.
03:54Chugs, we're going to hang out.
03:55And then we just won't be there.
03:56And then we're there and then just walk in.
03:57What are you doing here?
03:58Wait, what?
03:59I'm meeting Liv.
04:00Who's that?
04:01This is amazing.
04:03God, I've missed you.
04:04I'm having fun.
04:08I'm having fun.
04:08I'm having fun.
04:13I'm having fun.
04:13Staying good!
04:19Yeah!
04:21Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
04:23Hi, Zayno.
04:24How does it feel?
04:25John!
04:26No, I feel little to no shame losing to these two.
04:30You're freakishly good at tennis, and at least you're very tall.
04:33You've been away, no? You've been away loads recently.
04:35I know. I've been back in Switzerland, yeah, skiing.
04:38How was? So good, thank you.
04:39You were with your mum, weren't you? Yeah.
04:42How was everything going? I mean, it is...
04:44She hasn't got terminal cancer, and it's, like, spread, basically, essentially.
04:48So she can't have treatment or anything,
04:51because it's, like, too far gone. Yeah.
04:53Sometimes she's absolutely fine, and then other times she's not.
04:56It's just... It's a lot to deal with in my head.
04:59Yeah. I think about it all the time.
05:01Yeah. My mum's everything to me, so...
05:04Yay! Love you, Elise.
05:06We love you so much. Everything's going to be good.
05:08But you're such a strong person. Yeah. It's tough, so...
05:12I think that's why not much bothers me
05:14when something, like, that big is going on in my head all the time,
05:18and I have, like, good days, bad days, it's up and down.
05:22Use us on your bad days. Mm-hm.
05:25We're always about, aren't we, guys? Always.
05:26Are you sure, Kim? Yeah.
05:27No. I might use this to my advantage now.
05:30I'm actually very good sounding board.
05:30You're a good chef, aren't you? I'll be like...
05:33Oh. Oh. Oh.
05:34Using me, then.
05:35I have to go on one of your bad days, though.
05:36I want you in, like, the worst mood.
05:38I'm having a really bad day today.
05:45Look at you around all these beautiful women.
05:47Yeah.
05:52You look amazing.
05:53You look really, really good.
05:54I can't believe you've planned a whole surprise party
05:55when you've literally just given her birth.
05:57I know. I've had no sleep, so I'm actually surprised
05:59it's gone this well, to be fair.
06:00Like, I'm exhausted.
06:02You don't. You don't look like you had no sleep.
06:03No. How is mum life?
06:05Oh, my God, it's the best thing in the world.
06:07Love it. I feel like life hasn't even happened, you know,
06:10until he was born.
06:10Even, like, with Sam, I feel like the relationship
06:13we had before having Duke, completely different.
06:15Yeah.
06:16Like, that's not even a thing anymore.
06:17Do you feel like you love him even more?
06:20Is it different?
06:21She's like, Alice, he's pissing me off every day.
06:24I mean, ask me when I'm not hormonal.
06:26Er, no, of course.
06:28Like, seeing him love Duke makes me love him so much more.
06:31Yeah.
06:32But it's just...
06:33Has Sam been, like, helpful with, like, oat in the night,
06:36taking care of...
06:36Who gets that up?
06:38Yeah.
06:38I mean, I think we'd have conflicting stories on this one.
06:41I would say I'd take the lion's share of the night.
06:43I think, like, subconsciously,
06:45I feel like a lot of added pressure as well,
06:47because of, obviously, Sam's health.
06:49Yeah.
06:49Like, he's always extremely tired
06:50and I feel like I'm just having to be, like, hyper-aware of that.
06:53Yeah.
06:54What's the romance side, like?
06:56There isn't any at the moment.
06:57He literally watched me come out of the bathroom
07:00in an adult nappy.
07:01Yeah.
07:01Literally.
07:03I'm really impressed with you guys.
07:05I'm surprised that you actually managed to keep this from me.
07:07What actually happened to your face?
07:09Rugby.
07:09Then I hit my head again when I was skiing
07:11and it all flared up again.
07:12So you're not good at rugby and you can't ski?
07:14Hey, that's what you said.
07:16Yeah, not good.
07:17Is Duke going to be playing rugby any time soon, or...?
07:19Probably not.
07:20He's three weeks old.
07:21He can't even call you.
07:22I think he'd be a little rugby lad.
07:23You've got some good height, do you?
07:25Absolutely not.
07:26No, he likes to look at his face.
07:29How is dad life going?
07:31I can't even imagine it, honestly.
07:32It is amazing, but nothing actually prepares you
07:36for, yeah, for fatherhood.
07:38Sleep deprivation is the biggest issue.
07:40And I think at times, because you're so tired,
07:43you become quite agitated and that can easily lead
07:48to frustration with your partner, so...
07:50Also, they put me on some different pain medication
07:53for my liver disease.
07:54And what that's led to is me being really, really drowsy
07:58and tired.
07:59And I think all day yesterday, we just did not speak.
08:03But I'm scared for never ever again having any me time
08:07and me and Alice time.
08:08That's why nannies exist.
08:09The hardest years are yet to come.
08:11Aren't three to four like hell?
08:13Yeah, that's when he goes to boarding school.
08:16Boarding, kindergarten, yeah.
08:19Anyway, how are things with you?
08:21You went skiing.
08:22Yeah, I was...
08:22Enjoy that while you can.
08:23Yeah, it was nice. Good break.
08:25Did Xeno come?
08:27Direct.
08:28No, not yet, not yet. Maybe.
08:30Not yet?
08:30Maybe one day.
08:31So what's your situation at the moment then?
08:33Because I've heard a few rumours that you've cried.
08:34Well, to be honest, like,
08:35so I bumped into Trist at Xeno's party
08:37and it was quite...
08:40I thought it was quite a good adult conversation initially,
08:43but I've been hearing that he's been saying to other people
08:45that he wiped the floor with me, he made me cry.
08:48I've heard that as well.
08:49I don't know if I cried or not.
08:50I don't know, I had a big week that week.
08:51Like, I cry all the time.
08:52And I'm not afraid.
08:53And I'm not upset about crying.
08:54Look, I'm an emotional person.
08:55I always, always wear my heart on my sleeve, like...
08:57But for one of my best mates
08:59to be getting off on the fact that I'm upset,
09:02that doesn't say well with me.
09:04It really put a sour taste in my mouth
09:05and I'm sort of...
09:06I just can't be bothered in that.
09:07In that case, go for Xeno.
09:11I never tried to pursue Xeno in that way before.
09:15You do like her, though.
09:16Every time we talk about her...
09:17But you're doing it now!
09:20Honestly, mate, I think you've got nothing to lose.
09:29Oh, oh!
09:30Oh, we are good.
09:32It's sustained an injury, little Chip, over.
09:33Go on, over.
09:34Go on, go on.
09:36Yes!
09:38Touchdown!
09:39I knew you were going to do that.
09:44What happened with Stephanie?
09:46Did you have a romantic weekend with her?
09:47Those two days were, like, very intense.
09:51But neither of us want to get married.
09:53I'm just going to have a bit of fun.
09:54Fine, OK.
09:54It's all light-hearted.
09:55For her to be OK with that was quite impressive.
09:57Yeah, well, I mean, like I said,
09:58there's one of the advantages of dating old women.
10:00They just go with the flow and they're like,
10:02look, I've had my time.
10:04I've had my serious relationship.
10:05She's not on death's door, mate.
10:07I've had my time.
10:07It's like, this is the final one.
10:08I'm just grateful to be outside.
10:10Walking around, breathing air.
10:11Yeah, she doesn't know how long she's got left.
10:12She can walk with both hips, it's great.
10:13You know, yeah, every day could be a loss.
10:15Fine, OK.
10:16What's new with you, bro?
10:18What's new with me?
10:19Not a lot, really.
10:20Any update on Chugs?
10:22No comments from Chugs.
10:23Yeah, I've been really out of this whole situation.
10:24Mate, so have I.
10:25I know why he hasn't reached out.
10:28He heard that, apparently, after the green tie event,
10:32you went home and said that you, like, wiped the floor with him
10:37and that you were chuffed that he was upset.
10:39He's heard that from someone.
10:41Had a conversation with Harvey, had a conversation with Jules,
10:43but in no way, shape or form could that ever be interpreted
10:45as me bragging about him being upset.
10:47Well, he seems to believe it.
10:48He's very carp about it.
10:49Like, when we met up and had, like, a lads chat,
10:52he's like, I'm kind of now done with it, you know?
10:56Like, what am I supposed to do?
10:59Like, I'm not going to sit there and relish in the fact
11:01that Chugs has caught up.
11:02He's a guy I've known for six years.
11:03I've introduced him to everyone in this group.
11:05I've been championing him for weeks.
11:06Yeah.
11:07Does he fancy Jules?
11:08Has he been a dick to Philip?
11:09All of those things have had his back.
11:11And if something so small can create such a big issue,
11:14like, it really puts a massive question mark over the friendship.
11:34This is lovely, you know, Sam.
11:36Yeah.
11:36Open your mouth.
11:37No, no, no, no.
11:38Ready, ready, three, two, one.
11:40Oh, no, no, no.
11:41Left-handed.
11:42Maybe we'll do that.
11:43Never.
11:43Yeah.
11:56Oh, hello.
11:58You are not Sam Prince, are you?
12:01Hello.
12:01You also not live?
12:02So you mean stay?
12:04Oh, my God, are you joking?
12:06I've got Sam a beer.
12:08I mean, I will drink it.
12:09I mean, yeah, you don't mind beer anyway.
12:11No, I don't.
12:12I, uh...
12:13This is something for you guys.
12:15Oh, my God.
12:17Time to tuck into that forbidden fruit.
12:21Oh, my God.
12:24That is funny.
12:25I think that's very Sam-coded, actually.
12:27That's very Sam-coded.
12:29I think...
12:29I don't know.
12:30I don't know.
12:31I feel like people are trying to push us together a little bit.
12:33I know, and that stresses me out a bit.
12:35It stresses me out a bit as well.
12:35And I like the pressure.
12:37I'm a massive over-thinker.
12:38I'm so guilty of over-thinking.
12:39I know.
12:39Are you as well?
12:41You do over-think, and that's great.
12:42Yeah.
12:43But also, sometimes you need to just, like, who cares?
12:45Sometimes I sink on my own ship a little bit.
12:47100%.
12:47Let's just bring you back afloat.
12:51Oh, dear.
12:53Um...
12:54That's not what I think of my boobs.
12:56Are you getting the boobs out for live?
12:58Yeah, obviously.
12:59Oh, and all the males that might be here.
13:00You're going to get jealous.
13:01I don't know how I thought about that.
13:04Maybe it'll make you want it more.
13:06Maybe.
13:06Do you want me to want it?
13:07I already do.
13:08I know you do.
13:11The stuff that's been going on with us the last few weeks,
13:14whatever, like the secrecy,
13:15it just makes it a bit more fun when it's secretive.
13:18Yeah, it comes back to the forbidden fruit stuff, doesn't it?
13:21It's Adam and Eve all over again.
13:23Adam and Eve walked so we could run, baby.
13:25LAUGHTER
13:35Played some tennis with the girls over there.
13:36That was lovely.
13:37Who is?
13:38Some balls.
13:39Jules, Jazz and Elise.
13:42How's Elise doing?
13:43Not great.
13:43I mean, I didn't know about anything to do with her mum until then.
13:47Yeah, I actually know her mother.
13:48Oh, yeah?
13:49And she's a lot of fun.
13:50Yeah, I want to do something nice for her.
13:51I really felt for her.
13:52Yeah, she just, I saw it in her eyes, she was just going through a lot.
13:56She's just the nicest, she's just such delight.
13:59Yeah.
13:59Also, it would be a great time as well.
14:01Was it a similar date, maybe?
14:02No, no, no, no.
14:04Just a good deed.
14:05Yeah, yeah.
14:05Cool.
14:06What else were we put to right at the pub today?
14:08Chugs and Tristan have fallen out.
14:10Now they're at a point where they are going to have a conversation.
14:12So at least hopefully it'll be over.
14:14Why go round for round two?
14:16If I don't care, how can Tristan care?
14:17Yeah.
14:18I just think, if I'm honest, I think I see Chugs and Zayno.
14:21There's a vibe.
14:22Sorry, there is.
14:24Do you think?
14:25Do you think?
14:25Yeah.
14:26I think like with Chugs, he's like a bit nervous
14:28because there was a lot of Tristan and the rest of the group.
14:30But I may have like said to Chugs,
14:32do you want to go for a drink?
14:33And then Livy messaged Zayno and said,
14:34hey, do you want to go for a drink?
14:35And we may have just kind of brought them together.
14:38No, you set them up.
14:39Yeah.
14:39No, that's good.
14:40You're a good wingman for Chugs.
14:41Exactly, exactly.
14:43I am sorry.
14:44I'm not.
14:46I think with us, like we've obviously been friends for a while.
14:50Yeah.
14:50You're fit.
14:52You are.
14:54You're like generally stunning.
14:55Oh, thanks very much.
15:02Um...
15:03What?
15:04Tristan's mentioning.
15:06I think we need to chat, Chugs.
15:07Been hearing all sorts of wild things
15:08and it's about time we set the record straight.
15:10Let me know when you're free.
15:11Full stop.
15:12Full stop?
15:13Hearing all sorts of wild things.
15:15The only wild things that he can be talking about
15:17is he's heard that I'm upset that he's been saying these things about me.
15:21I don't think he's referring to that though.
15:22That's a very...
15:23What other wild...
15:24Oh, maybe he's talking about me.
15:25I'm talking about, I think he's talking about you and me,
15:27but I don't know what he's referring to about you and me.
15:30I don't even think about that.
15:30Well, because he's put a full stop then.
15:31It's a very frosty message.
15:32I feel like if it was to do with that, he'd be a lot nicer.
15:36Um, interesting observation.
15:38Are you fine or a bit stressed out?
15:42I get my head just in it, I guess.
15:44Now I'm just thinking about that.
15:46I understand he's obviously your friend and he's stressed,
15:48like it's just not nice to read messages like that.
15:49I think I see Tristan as like a bit of a big brother figure.
15:53So when he like tells me off or whatever, like I feel it a little bit more.
15:56I don't know why.
15:57I understand that.
15:58But I don't feel like it should affect how you live your life
16:01and what you're doing.
16:01And I think that is solely to do with you and me.
16:04He's trying to kind of stick a wedge in and be like...
16:07It's because he lives with your ex.
16:08It's unhelpful.
16:09It is shit.
16:10That's what's annoying.
16:11My ex and his housemate should not affect how I operate
16:15or how you operate.
16:16It shouldn't, but regardless, I would like to hear him out
16:18of everything else that's been happening recently.
16:21Yeah, hear him out, just don't back down.
16:36This is the part I won't be good at.
16:39So, Duke is going to sit...
16:42Hi, Maddie.
16:44..in here.
16:45And you've got him.
16:54Ah, there she is.
16:56Hello, sweetheart.
16:59How are you guys?
17:00Hi.
17:01Lovely to see you.
17:02Your hair looks amazing.
17:04Well, you're my hair in sweat, aren't you?
17:06I'm good.
17:07How are you?
17:08I'm good.
17:09How are the babies?
17:10Really, really good.
17:10How old are they now?
17:12Three in July.
17:13Three in July, yeah.
17:14That's wild to me.
17:15And I haven't seen you properly in two years.
17:18I mean, the last time we saw you, you were dating Sam.
17:20And that was the last time we saw you in London,
17:21then you went to Bali.
17:22I just got a text from him.
17:24You what? You slept with him?
17:25I got a text from him.
17:26Oh, I was like, my God.
17:27I was going to say.
17:27Never in a million years, Olly.
17:29Well, you went out with him for, like, two years.
17:31No, I didn't.
17:32We blocked that out.
17:33We blocked that out.
17:34I never understood it personally.
17:36Neither did I.
17:36You just got a text from him.
17:37Yeah.
17:37Saying what?
17:38Can we go for a coffee?
17:39Why?
17:40Don't know, and I don't want to know.
17:42Well, there's so much to unpack.
17:43I know.
17:44All the gossip.
17:44Well, no, we know the rumours.
17:46Everyone's like, oh, my God, it's now Inga and Jaz.
17:48But it's not that, is it?
17:49No.
17:50No.
17:51Why are you saying it like that, though?
17:53Because it's all just gotten really messy.
17:55And it's really sad, actually, what's happened.
17:58I was starting to hear comments from people
18:00saying that I had misled her
18:02and maybe it pissed me off
18:04and I kind of regret getting angry about it
18:06because we had this big blowout
18:08and we've now, like, taken a massive step back from each other.
18:12I mean, look, coming from Jaz's perspective,
18:15it's kind of like you sort of are treading on eggshells sometimes
18:19where you are trying to understand if there's signs
18:21that you could have a relationship with a person
18:24and if they're the same inclination as you.
18:27Yeah.
18:27That you can overanalyse things.
18:29Yeah.
18:30And you are very tactile,
18:31so I think it could easily come across that way.
18:34Yeah.
18:34And then, obviously, with heightened feelings,
18:36everyone is coming from a side being like,
18:37well, I thought this was going one way and it's not.
18:39Yeah, we had an argument about it
18:41because I was hearing all these comments that I just...
18:46I had this, like, this whole narrative about my life
18:50that I just was so unaware of
18:52and I was like, how has that gotten so misconstrued
18:56and so, like, lost in translation?
18:58But I think it's because she was viewing it through her lens
19:00and I was viewing it through my lens
19:02and they were just completely different lenses.
19:04I don't know. It's just... It's so confusing.
19:06You seem exhausted by it.
19:07I am. I'm really tired by it.
19:09I am famous for girls falling for me.
19:13And I've always had that
19:14and I've lost some of my best friends through it.
19:16Really?
19:17I've always...
19:17This is in the last 15 years.
19:19Like, I've lost, like, four people
19:20because girls...
19:21It's become a bit obsessive.
19:22And I really struggle.
19:24I have some of my bestest, bestest friends in the world
19:26and they won't speak to me anymore.
19:28Because they can't.
19:28I don't want that to happen to me with jazz.
19:31Are you gonna run off to Bali?
19:33I'm always gonna go back to Bali.
19:35But I can't run away from my problems.
19:37I need... I know I need to sort this now
19:40because I can't get to, like, a year or 10 years
19:43or 15 years and think back
19:44and thought I lost that friendship
19:46because I didn't even make amends or try.
19:49I want to have some friendship.
19:52It can't be the one we had,
19:53but I would want to make a new one.
19:55There might be a huge possibility
19:57that this friendship's over.
20:00That really breaks my heart.
20:16Yay!
20:19So nice to see you in clinic
20:21instead of being at home.
20:23How lovely.
20:23It's so nice to be out, isn't it?
20:25Yeah, any excuse to get out of the house at the moment.
20:27Honestly, I know from experience
20:29having a baby on your relationship
20:31can be, like, so overwhelming, really challenging.
20:35Who had more sleep last night?
20:37You.
20:37Oh, God.
20:39Oh, don't.
20:39Sam, did you do any of the feeds?
20:41No, no, no.
20:41But I actually fell asleep at 3am.
20:43You were asleep all the way till 3am.
20:45I mean, like...
20:45No, I wasn't. You always say you were asleep.
20:48Sam, you might pipe down.
20:49Alice is hormonal.
20:50She's breastfeeding your child.
20:52Don't compare timings on feeding.
20:55Ever.
20:56Timings on sleep. Ever.
20:58When was the last time you put a sterilising run on?
21:02Actually, yeah, you did a sterilising.
21:04But, darling, if we get into this,
21:06this could take a turn about workload
21:08because we're both trying to do the best we can.
21:11I don't not recognise what you're doing.
21:13I do.
21:14It's just, like, sterilising four times a day
21:17when I need a wee, I want to eat.
21:19Duke's about to start crying again
21:20because he wants to feed,
21:21and all I'm doing is constantly sterilising.
21:23I just feel like I could easily make the comments
21:25that I do all the admin, I do all the everything, you know.
21:29I don't know how to even explain it.
21:31Oh, my God, I'm just so hormonal.
21:32Darling, it's fine.
21:33This is normal.
21:37Oh, honey, I'm just going to give you up.
21:38Oh, I missed.
21:40It's OK, love.
21:43It's OK.
21:45Oh, are you OK?
21:51I hear you.
22:05I love these glasses again.
22:18Do you like them?
22:19It's giving very professional...
22:21You're about to go to the office.
22:23Guys, they're completely fake.
22:24I don't need them.
22:28Another news in, I messaged Inga.
22:30What?
22:31Yeah.
22:32Did she reply to you?
22:33No, not a peep.
22:34Really?
22:34Not an actual peep.
22:35Honestly, I'm really not surprised.
22:36It was obviously a nice...
22:37It was a nicely put message.
22:38Sure.
22:39I ran it through chat with QBT a few times,
22:41and we came up with a really good message.
22:43Maybe next time you see her,
22:44say it to her in person.
22:45Oh, yeah.
22:46Inga!
22:46Hello!
22:48I know you didn't reply to me.
22:49Did you get my text?
22:50It's me!
23:01I've got something very special for you.
23:03Oh, my God.
23:04Look at this.
23:05Uh-huh.
23:06Double denim.
23:07Stop it.
23:08You've done a fondue.
23:10Yeah, bien sûr, non?
23:11That is so sweet.
23:12Hello.
23:13How are you?
23:14I'm good.
23:15I'm good.
23:16I just brought a bit of Switzerland to London.
23:18And I've been quite homesick.
23:19Have you?
23:20I have.
23:20It's, like, so sweet.
23:22No, my Uber driver hates me
23:24because of the amount of hot cheese
23:25that I spill in his car.
23:27Wait, I want to try it.
23:28Try the cheese.
23:31Right.
23:32That's actually really good.
23:33Right?
23:34Mm-hmm.
23:34Yeah, thanks very much.
23:36You know I go Switzerland all the time.
23:37Yeah?
23:37Yeah, I'm basically more Switzerland than you are.
23:40This is a flumly schlumly.
23:42Great, is it alcohol?
23:44Yeah.
23:45What is it?
23:46A schnoops?
23:46What did you say?
23:47It's not schnoops, it's schnapps.
23:49Ready?
23:51You've got that everywhere.
23:52There you go.
23:52There's a flumly schlumly for you.
23:54How are we meant to drink this now?
23:56I have no idea.
23:57I didn't think that far in advance.
23:59This is very cute.
24:01It reminds me of home.
24:02We used to do this every Sunday.
24:04Instead of a roast,
24:05we used to have a carnotte in our house.
24:07So you'd go, like, underground,
24:09into a cave,
24:09and we'd either have raclette
24:10or fondue as a family every Sunday.
24:14That's how I grew up, aren't you?
24:15Jealous.
24:16Wait, what's your mum like?
24:17I want to know more about her.
24:18My mum?
24:18Oh, my God.
24:19Pam is one of the girls.
24:20You can tell my mum anything and everything.
24:22She's, like, the life of the party.
24:25Even with what she's going through,
24:26and it's been going on for a long time.
24:28Even when I was younger,
24:29she went to a special clinic in Salzburg.
24:32I kid you not,
24:33she would go down in her sparkly Uggs,
24:35bright pink lipstick,
24:36she'd have a little handbag,
24:37and she'd sit there,
24:38and she'd be, like, studying something,
24:40and, like, reading books,
24:41and she's always like,
24:43sleep when you're dead,
24:43go out, have fun,
24:45do this, do that,
24:46say yes to life,
24:47and I always live by that motto.
24:48It's why I live, like, 100 miles per hour.
24:50Yeah.
24:51As long as I don't tolerate, like, small shit,
24:53I just get over it.
24:54Yeah.
24:55But in all seriousness,
24:56this is so sweet.
24:57Like, no one's done anything like this for me
25:00for, honestly, a very long time.
25:01Really?
25:02Yeah, I mean that.
25:03It's very thoughtful.
25:04I appreciate that.
25:06Of course.
25:07You deserve some thought with everything you're going through.
25:19I'll tell you what is nice,
25:20is Alice and Abby being friends again,
25:22they go back so far.
25:23Yeah, I mean, I, I,
25:24it's crazy that they've known each other all this time,
25:26and, yeah, we haven't really known about it.
25:28I know, it's a small world, isn't it?
25:29Yeah.
25:30Very small world.
25:31Thank you for inviting me, Dan.
25:32That's all right.
25:34I was expecting Duke to be here.
25:36Alice and I were actually debating this morning
25:37whether she took him or I had him in a baby carrier.
25:41Navigating it, it's all been fun.
25:43The sleep deprivation has not been fun.
25:45I've got that.
25:46Yeah.
25:47So how are things with you and Alice?
25:49They're, they're, they're good.
25:51I mean, as a general, it's just like I say,
25:55it's the sleep deprivation on top of it
25:56makes even the smallest little bumps
26:00a little bit more like mountains.
26:03You listen to the problems, they're trivial, right?
26:05Bottles being sterilized, who's had more sleep?
26:09But it is hard.
26:12Yeah.
26:12I mean, she actually started crying
26:15about the bottles being sterilized,
26:17but she wasn't crying about the bottles being sterilized.
26:20She was crying about how she's so overwhelmed,
26:24and I see it, and I understand it.
26:27Trouble is, like, from a female perspective,
26:28we're never gonna get anything that they have to go through,
26:30like the whole panel stuff, the pregnancies, the periods,
26:32stuff like that, like...
26:33As much as you try to be understanding,
26:35you'll never get it.
26:36Like, headaches, both people get them.
26:38Feeling sick, both people get it.
26:39You can kind of sympathize with it.
26:40This is a different kettle of fish,
26:42and you're just never, ever, ever gonna know what it is.
26:44I think the sleep deprivation is probably making it hard
26:48for you to see that positive outlook on it,
26:50because when I see it from my perspective,
26:51I see someone who has fallen in love,
26:54they've found an amazing connection.
26:56You've realized how special life is
26:59to the point where you made Alice your wife.
27:01Mm.
27:02So maybe...
27:02Maybe you need to take her out and make her feel special,
27:06or just sterilize the fucking bottles, mate.
27:09And I'm thinking of you.
27:12And I'm thinking of you.
27:15And I'm thinking of you.
27:17And I'm thinking of you.
27:17Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
27:21So tomorrow night, what are you wearing?
27:23Have you got your outfit yet?
27:24No.
27:25I do have an outfit,
27:26but I don't think I'm gonna come.
27:28Why?
27:29I really want to, but I just...
27:31I do want to speak to Jazz,
27:32and I just don't know if that's gonna be the right environment to do her.
27:36Yeah, I get you.
27:37Where are you guys at at the moment? I'm just having zero really like no contact
27:42I just think we need to like take a break until both of us can talk. Yeah from like a
27:46calm
27:48perspective
27:49And I do want to do that and I do hope that we can find a way to
27:54Yeah, do you miss her? Yeah, yeah, I do must be hard
28:02So beautiful you do any help
28:07I'm out with them
28:09Okay, so I had to navigate getting him out in the pram alone. Alice. You look unbelievable
28:15It's quite ridiculous. I'm just yeah, I'm not not feeling myself
28:21Just adjusting to new yeah, like the lack I'm just so tired the lack of sleep the constant anxiety about
28:27him
28:27I just feel like I'm not with it half the time. Are you okay? Well, yeah, it's a lot Alice
28:32that you've got a whole
28:33Little baby human now
28:35I'm actually gonna have to run
28:36Oh
28:39Yes, and I can't wait to see you again. See you
28:43I'll see you soon. Okay. Yeah. Bye your dummy. How are you doing girl? I don't even want to answer
28:50that question
28:52I don't even know if I know the answer to that question. Yeah me and Sam I feel like we're
28:56in it together
28:57Like we're a team, but it's just I don't know the odd occasion. I just feel like
29:02We're at war with each other, you know, have you like spoken about this together?
29:07we
29:09We tried to yesterday like we were with our private midwife, but I don't think it was the right time
29:15because I got so emotional
29:16Yeah, and like I did speak to him about that often. He was like I reacted badly because I was
29:21tired, too
29:21Mm-hmm
29:22So it's like he never means to do anything. It's just because we're like what is tired I worry that
29:27he like thinks life is boring now
29:28I'm Alice. Don't be ridiculous. Like he's so he's so happy and you you were his rock
29:35Yeah, through his illness. No, I think he's just
29:39Overtired at the moment. Maybe his medication was affecting him making him feel negative doing so much with breastfeeding
29:45You're looking after a baby. You're also making sure Sam's okay with his health Alice. No, like I don't really
29:53to feel like
29:54Like I we can't I don't know what you're like emotion what you're dealing with but I could cry at
30:00like dropping a piece of food today
30:02Like do you know what I mean?
30:05Take all the time it takes
30:09Make all the time it takes
30:13Take all the time it takes
30:17Make all the time it takes
30:19Will you guys accidentally put me and Bex in the same date? Is that right?
30:22I wouldn't do that to Bex
30:23Can we hire you guys?
30:24No
30:24The thing is, we want to do it for relationships that we think would actually work
30:28Really?
30:30On that note
30:30Hello
30:31How are you? Hello
30:33Thank you
30:34How are you doing?
30:36Very well
30:36Glowing
30:37Glowing
30:38First date glow
30:39Chugs effects
30:39It was great
30:40I felt really bad like lying to you and like setting you up
30:43No you didn't
30:44You didn't feel bad
30:46That's a big shock
30:48But how did it actually go?
30:49It was actually really good
30:50Yeah, I need to know everything
30:51Was it flirty?
30:53What were the vibes like?
30:54It was really good
30:55I mean
30:55There is obviously a chemistry there
30:58And there is a vibe
30:59And I think he was trying to
31:02Put all the other stuff behind him
31:04Like my ex and Tristan and all that
31:05And now that that's kind of out the way
31:07Me and him have nothing to do with Tristan anymore
31:10Yeah
31:10So it doesn't really matter
31:11Yeah, Tristan needs to get over it
31:12I don't understand
31:12He messaged Chugs actually while we were on the date
31:16What does he say what?
31:17How did he know you were on a date?
31:18I don't think he did
31:19It was just coincidental
31:21He basically
31:21It was a really stern
31:22Kind of harsh message
31:24Very interesting
31:24With a full stop at the end and all
31:26Classic
31:26Yeah, yeah
31:27He was basically like
31:29I've been hearing some wild things
31:30I think we need to have a chat
31:32Almost as though he's annoyed
31:33It's like
31:34What are you annoyed about?
31:35Yeah
31:35It's got nothing to do with him
31:37I don't understand it
31:37Tristan didn't date you
31:39I'm quite interested about how their conversation's going
31:41Do you think Tristan's going to be annoyed that you're on a date?
31:43Yeah, I think casual or not
31:45Regardless of any situation
31:46If a guy is very malleable
31:47And has their opinion changed very easily by other people
31:50I don't have interest for that
31:52I don't have time for that anyway
31:53So it'll be interesting to see how
31:56Chugs acts moving forward
32:16You alright, Chugs?
32:17Hello, mates
32:20How have you been?
32:21I've been alright, mate
32:22How are you?
32:23Yeah, good
32:23Yeah
32:24Yeah?
32:25Long overdue
32:26Yes
32:27Yeah, it has
32:27It's been, what, a couple of weeks now?
32:29Yeah
32:29Once we last tried to chat
32:31What's, um...
32:33Yeah, go on
32:34I want to hear from you
32:35What's going on?
32:36Obviously we had a bit of a heated chat
32:39And I came away from there actually, like, happy
32:42Like, I thought, like, it was a good adult conversation
32:45Like, it would never mean you have stuff
32:46We normally hash it out in a pretty mature way
32:49Um, but then I was just hearing from Armand via Jazz
32:53Yeah, Tristan said he murked Chugs
32:55And he wiped the floor with him
32:57And he made me cry
32:59I mean, I don't know if I cried or not
33:01But, like, that's besides the point
33:02No, honestly, I'm absolutely gutted that you'd think there'd be any truth in those rumours
33:06Just to get the facts straight between you and I
33:09I would never relish in the fact that you were upset, Chugs
33:11I think it takes a real man to show emotion
33:13And the fact that we had an honest conversation meant a lot to me
33:15And the fact that we could have moved forward
33:16That's why I was so surprised to hear these things
33:18So then just assume that it's not true and call me
33:21It'd be truthful to me now
33:22Is there something going with you and Zayno?
33:24We've met up and we've had, like, open conversations
33:27And we're getting to know her a little bit
33:28Nothing's happened
33:29In what capacity, like?
33:30Well, the other night, um, Prince invited me for a beer
33:34And I turned up and it was just Zayno sitting there
33:37And vice versa with her and Liv
33:39Right
33:39And I'll be honest, like, it is, like, flirty conversation
33:42Like, we've not acted on it right now
33:45But do you not understand how that's then kind of
33:47What that looks like to me?
33:49I don't think it's appropriate to pursue Zayno at all
33:51Why are you pursuing her?
33:52Because I wouldn't do that to you and I wouldn't tell you to do that to me
33:55I wouldn't do it to you
33:56So if you wouldn't do that to me, then why would you do it to Harvey?
33:59I'm not nearly as close with him as I am with you
34:01I also don't think that Zayno's good for you at all
34:03And I don't think you guys are compatible
34:05I don't think morally you've got the same understanding of life
34:09Yeah, I don't like her
34:10And I have my reasons for that
34:12Based on me knowing her and basically living with her for two years
34:14Okay, I understand why you're trying to say that
34:16Yeah
34:17As a friend
34:18But I don't want to sit here and look like I'm agreeing with that
34:22I also feel like I've got a relationship with Zayno
34:24And I do think there's like some great qualities that she has as well
34:28You can do whatever you like Chugs
34:29Like it's your life to live
34:32But I know it won't be a good thing for you
34:34Because she's bad news
34:37Because she's bad news
34:46Because she's bad news
34:50I just want to be evil
34:57And I will not be a good thing for you
35:07i'm upset sam and alice aren't here but i guess they can't be i think they've got bigger things
35:12on their plate i think they do did you catch up with alice yeah plus i really feel for her
35:17like
35:17i feel like she's dealing with a million and one things and like i think it's really getting to
35:22her like she's so overtired so she's just super emotional about everything they're they're arguing
35:28about things pretty trivial like sterilizing the bottles and things like that but i do just think
35:33it's one of those things i think alice was there by his bedside when he was in the depths of
35:37his
35:38of being ill and now alice is in a similar position where she needs a lot of help i think
35:43that he just
35:43needs to reciprocate that as well as she did yeah i don't know i think she needs a good boost
35:47i think
35:48it's good that they've gone on a date tonight a night without baby duke jazzy guys stop gossiping
35:54and come and have a dance with me we're gonna come and dance in a minute actually i'm gonna ask
35:57one
35:58of the dancers if i can put one of those big glitter balls on my head oh yeah i do
36:01catch you
36:01in a bit hi how are you i'm good i think i needed this nice out i think i need
36:07to start having some
36:09fun again and like keeping things light for a little bit obviously i've noticed inga's not here
36:14tonight i was kind of nervous well don't be nervous and she's not coming tonight so she like how is
36:21she i think she's the same like she obviously cares about you as well and i think the sad part
36:27from her size that she does miss you as a friend i can't actually imagine the thought of us having
36:32like a normal friendship because she never was just a normal friend to me so maybe one day
36:39i don't know it's nice to know that she cares because obviously she really cares about you jaz
36:44i know that social media is like far from the truth or whatever but it just seems like she's living
36:50her absolute best life right now and i'm just don't cry jaz it's like she i don't but social media
36:57is
36:57not real we know that okay like just because she's living her best life on social media and like i
37:04have
37:04people social media looks like you're living your best life too and i'm not i've not actually seen
37:25you for a while i've got quite a bit to fill you in on you know your best mate sam
37:28prince yes so he sort
37:30of set zaino and i up on like a blind he told me about this i had a drink with
37:34him the other day
37:35yeah yeah so how was it what so it was a date basically if overall it was a really lovely
37:40pleasant
37:40evening that's nice so it should be weird talking about it fully with you because i don't think
37:45that's happened but i'm glad that we can it's a bit weird but no i'm over it i'm glad i
37:50do it and you
37:51know i'm happy for you and i support you and whatever you want to do with zaino thanks mate hello
37:55hello my two favorite guy how are you how are you how are you how are you you look beautiful
38:01thank
38:01you very glistening nice of you to both make an effort anyway so how are you yeah really good it's
38:08good to see you i feel like i'm not seeing you in ages i know it's nice to also see
38:11you two
38:11getting on cheers to that i'm gonna swap jeans because i don't like this i'll need you to do it
38:17and uh see you later see you later see you in a bit bye bye all right you know what
38:22it's i'm really
38:23glad i walked in on that because the one thing i really didn't want was for your friendship to
38:27be affected he i wouldn't say he's like the only one involved i just saw tristan yesterday oh yeah
38:33i know how did that go yeah so he didn't have the best of things to say about you shock
38:38then he was
38:39like look i don't think i know zaino very well i don't think she's a good person i don't think
38:43she's
38:43compatible for you at all i also know you like it wouldn't go anywhere so basically just shits on my
38:49character for absolutely no reason just doesn't i'm sure he has his reasons but i wasn't interested to
38:53hear that i've never ever been nothing but nice to him and for him to be saying those things about
38:57me
38:58making out as though i'm not good enough and then for him to kind of speak to you about it
39:02and make
39:02trying and turn you against me when it likes to ruin a good he was trying to turn me against
39:06you just
39:07maybe he was but he's trying to steer you away from me by saying that she's not right to you
39:11like
39:11that how can you that's how can you make such an assumption just because you don't like me it's just
39:17malicious and there's no reason you're just making it it's making it hard he's making it way harder for me
39:21to
39:21then get to know you in a different way you know i am so sick to my throat about hearing
39:26stuff that he's
39:27saying about me
39:44i think this is needed that we need some time like away from duke alone so we can like talk
39:52some things
39:52through that we're both probably feeling because i know things have been a little bit tough yeah at
39:58the moment we are a team and 90 of the time i feel like we act like we're a team
40:02and then there's the
40:0310 where you know you just you said earlier about am i not appreciating the fact that you have a
40:10liver
40:10disease because let's go to the crux of the point can i finish my point before you answer then
40:15okay i feel like every decision that i make in life has in the back of my mind that you
40:21have a
40:22liver disease i feel like i do things to try and take the pressure off you you started taking pain
40:26meds but obviously you then slept a lot for those two days obviously it was a side effect of pain
40:31medication this i know and this is what i'm saying i'm not you're saying like you're saying it as if
40:36sam can you let me talk how lucky i am to have you for not complaining for the side effects
40:41of pain
40:41medication the aim of this conversation is not to argue and get into an argument
40:49i'm you're saying you need things from me what what is it you tell me what you need you what
40:55you
40:55what changes that need to be made to make you happy and we'll see the appreciation is the biggest
41:02thing you're saying you're feeling not appreciated and no i just want you to know that i do appreciate
41:10you i appreciate everything you do do um i mean you're that you know that you're the mother of my
41:17child
41:19i don't want to cry darling i'm really struggling
41:29i know you are obviously i appreciate you too and i feel bad that this whole conversation has been
41:35like feeling like an attack like i'm just being negative because i've never seen anyone love their
41:42child as much as you love duke and like you do do so much so i do appreciate you i'm
41:47just like
41:48some days just really struggling yeah i know i think we you know we yeah i don't care if you
41:56sterilize bottles i don't it was more i want you to know like the little things i think about because
42:03i'm trying to take pressure off of you i know i know you do i i know i am i
42:07am appreciative of
42:09everything you do i i know you're you know you're amazing you don't you know the fact that you feel
42:17like you have to explain it you should never have to explain that to me
42:25i probably do need to tell you more you know i appreciate what you're doing
42:30because i do of course i do you know without you
42:36i'd be screwed so let's let's come away from this dinner and if you see something
42:46someone's doing let them know that you recognize it yeah i i will start um thank you for getting
42:54duke ready for your mum this evening i appreciate it thank you for taking duke out of the room last
43:04night so i could get a couple of hours sleep before this is a good start it's a good start
43:29that is quite a disco shirt actually i mean do you think siri would like this shirt i think she
43:34would love this shirt siri yeah i feel like we're gonna have to dress slightly more dapper have you
43:38seen nigel by the way he's a dapper man um i had a catch on chugs yesterday good yeah it
43:44was positive
43:45yeah it was positive hello hi hi good thanks how are you i'm very well do you mind if i
43:52just have a big chat with tristan that's fine thank you in a bit bro you all right um like
43:58i'm
43:58not going to be around the bush i just want to get to the bottom of what your problem is
44:02with me
44:03what the situation is why you've been saying the things you've been saying about me for the last few
44:07months the things you've been saying to chugs saying that i'm just a really awful person you
44:10haven't got any time for me i don't have any time for you i've never said you're an awful person
44:14i just don't think i'm not good enough for certain people yeah i said i don't think you're right for
44:18chugs you know why do you have this opinion because i don't think you i don't think well we
44:23don't get on i want to get into why you haven't had an issue with me based on two years
44:26of almost
44:26living with you sorry you don't know anything about me i know enough about you know me on a surface
44:31level because you never got to know me you never even made an effort with me you're in tonight to
44:34me in the house time and time again i have my opinions based on your actions and i'm entitled to
44:38those opinions i'm not slagging you off saying no someone asked me sorry you are slagging me off
44:41no no i'm giving my opinions based on stuff i've seen you got you kissed chugs five days after
44:47you broke up with harvey we had broken up yeah five days we had broken up and i had checked
44:51out
44:51of that relationship months before i've given everything i still think that's bang out of order
44:55okay fine that's your opinion but stop talking about me and trying to
44:58shit on a situation if i don't have to speak about you again honestly it would be a pleasure okay
45:01your opinion but stay out of it it's got nothing to do with you look at the end of the
45:04day
45:04if you ask me opinions i'll give them to him you really don't know me can you look me in
45:08the
45:08eyes and say you're taking this thing with chugs seriously and that you potentially actually see
45:11him going somewhere i'm not i'm not i don't want a serious relationship so then why would you even go
45:14there with chugs then because i'm enjoying getting to know him i'm actually enjoying the time we have
45:18together because the ripple effect that that's going to have on other parts of chugs's life sorry
45:22that's chugs's decision not mine absolutely that's why i'm having that conversation with him
45:26because it's his decision i'm enjoying my time with chugs and he seems to enjoy his time with me
45:30so if you could just let us be and keep my name out of conversations at tables i don't sit
45:34at
45:34and then we won't have a problem anymore i'd really appreciate it
45:43i'm having a great time with chugs if it's at tristan's expense then brilliant but you to not
45:47get involved with saying anything almost makes it feel like you agree like what would you do in that
45:51situation i would call my boyfriend up for being horrible to my friend you stay in your lane i'll
45:55stay in mine are you ever going to just like forgive me it's not my job to make you feel
45:59less awkward
46:00ready up first let's go hi guys today i'm doing the vanderpump organ challenge
46:06i can feel it the bond that we did have those things don't come around often i can't be your
46:14friend because i've fallen in love with you
46:30you
46:32you
46:32you
46:32you
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