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The Real Housewives Of Cheshire Season 19 Episode 1
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00:06Cheshire, the Champagne capital of the north of England, where the streets are lined with
00:13supercars and your neighbour might just be one of the world's greatest footballers.
00:19In this millionaire's playground, luxury isn't a treat, it's a standard.
00:25Let's go, let's go, let's go. But beneath that sparkle, secrets, rumours and scandal are never far away.
00:34Because to survive in Cheshire, you need thick skin, big dreams and an even bigger bank balance.
00:43The ladies here are a different class and the only thing worse than a fake handbag is a fake friendship.
00:51And receipts? You'd better keep them for both.
00:58Here, egos are as grand as the mansions they live in.
01:03Alliances are priceless. Betrayal is expensive.
01:06And if you can't keep up, you'll be taken for a ride.
01:12Welcome to the Golden Triangle.
01:18I'm a queen bee and I've got a sting in my tail.
01:25Cheshire's in my blood, but don't make it boil.
01:30I'll pray for peace, but I'm ready for war.
01:37I might be younger, but I wasn't born yesterday.
01:42I don't have time for gossip.
01:44I'm too busy building an empire.
01:47Cheshire's my playground, and I'll give you the ride of your life.
02:04I've never been in the car with you before.
02:07You have.
02:08You've never driven.
02:09I'm not the best driver.
02:10No, you're definitely not.
02:11You are a terrible driver, though.
02:12I'm terrible.
02:13Are you in the right gear? What's going on?
02:15You're in something that's not right.
02:17You're a rat.
02:18Are you doing that on purpose?
02:22Do you want to get a Sauvignon Blanc?
02:29No problem, Aldo.
02:30I just want to flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow.
02:34I just want to flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow, flow.
02:38I just want to glide a little bit.
02:40Me and go with the sky a little bit.
02:42Yeah, I just want to flow, flow, flow, flow.
02:44Hi!
02:47How are you?
02:49You look nice.
02:49Oh, look at you.
02:50Free and pink.
02:51Mwah.
02:52Mwah.
02:53Come on, let's go.
02:54Yeah, good.
02:55I just want to glide a little bit.
02:57I've been away for such a long time.
02:59I know.
02:59How long were you in Dubai for?
03:01Like, two and a half months?
03:02Two and a half months.
03:03It's the longest I've ever been away.
03:05I didn't think you were ever coming back.
03:07Do you know what, Rach?
03:08If I had it my way, I would have just stayed.
03:10Flow, I just want to flow.
03:12Never got to swing me, not up and above.
03:14Stealing on the building, I don't want to go.
03:16If you're on it with me, probably I don't know.
03:19Flow, flow, yeah, I just want to flow.
03:25Why is no one?
03:27She opened the gate so she knows we're here.
03:29Aunt Pika, it's cold.
03:30Are you gonna let us in today or should we go?
03:33Why is she leaving a guest on the door?
03:34I don't know.
03:40Well, there's only one queen in Cheshire,
03:46and she's right here, baby.
03:47I'm here to bring everyone back together.
03:50I want total harmony and peace.
03:53Sorry, I'm Tika.
03:55It's three people f***ing up the toilet,
03:57and I'm sat here, like, filling up the base.
04:02What's happening? What's the matter?
04:04I don't know if I knew, I'll tell you.
04:07Aww.
04:08And what's she doing?
04:13What better way to start the bonding process
04:16with these lovely ladies back in my palace?
04:19Hi, ladies.
04:20How are you? Nice.
04:22Hi, ladies.
04:24You've never had the privilege of coming through those gates before.
04:31Oh, look at you.
04:33Oh, yeah, look at you.
04:35OK, we've got pink champagne for the pink lady.
04:38Ampika's house is very Ampika-ish.
04:41It's opulent.
04:43It's not to my taste, but that's OK.
04:45She probably wouldn't live in a farmhouse,
04:48each to their own.
04:49Can you believe it? It's my first time.
04:50And you're so close to her.
04:52We're so close.
04:53I know, I know.
04:54Literally.
04:54Why has that been, Seema?
04:56You want your dog down here?
04:57I do.
04:58She wants a dog?
04:59That's like...
04:59I can't walk past the house.
05:00That is an insult.
05:01I want the dog down here.
05:02And I see your house, I'm picking a carry on walking.
05:05Bloody hell, I wasn't expecting this.
05:07Soon as I've walked in, it's like,
05:09how come you've never been to my house?
05:12Well, I'm Pika.
05:14He's never invited me.
05:16What's your excuse?
05:17Why have you not been before?
05:18I have been before.
05:19I've been here a couple of times.
05:20She has been a couple of times
05:21when she had the consortium company
05:23and she's selling my stuff.
05:25And Rachel used to drive through the gates
05:26and she'd have such a frosty disposition.
05:28I'd be like, hi, Rachel, you OK?
05:29Would you like a drink?
05:30She's like, no, fine, thank you.
05:31I didn't.
05:31No, that's just...
05:32I didn't.
05:32I didn't.
05:33I remember you were like really frosty
05:35and I thought...
05:35I wasn't at all.
05:36Ice queen.
05:37If it's not me being a bin bag lady
05:40and frosty, what is it with her?
05:42It's like she can't help herself.
05:44Be nice, it costs nothing.
05:45I gotta put me first
05:47Big bad putting that work
05:49Call me, I can't hit back
05:51Don't got time for chit-chat
05:54Oh, look at you!
05:55Oh, look at you!
05:57Oh, look at you!
05:58Money make me happy
06:00My love in the past
06:02She's been slacking me off all the way down
06:04and she's made me walk all the way down there
06:06because she don't like me bloody driving.
06:07Can I just tell you?
06:08I don't know.
06:09I heard it in the moment.
06:10I don't know you killed her by a bus.
06:11She drives horrendous
06:12And you always have a go at my outfits
06:16but watch, she's got penises on her shoes.
06:18Oh, stop!
06:19Pointy!
06:20They're very pointy.
06:22They're a little bit odd.
06:24They look like a pointy penis.
06:26I went out for the weekend
06:28to Wales with some friends
06:30and I met a really, really nice guy.
06:33Oh, my God.
06:33How do you meet all these people?
06:35How do you meet all these men?
06:36How old is he?
06:37Eh, 36.
06:38Oh, that's not bad.
06:40That's not bad.
06:41But he said to me I could be a very immature 40-year-old.
06:45And?
06:46Yeah, but I don't look 40.
06:47I mean, I'm lying, but I'm not that good.
06:50She can get free trams.
06:53Is that true?
06:53No, I can't get a free tram.
06:55No, you can't.
06:56Er, hello.
06:58Sheena, how old do you think I am?
06:59How rude that you actually think I can get a free tram past.
07:03Cheeky cow.
07:04So I went to Dubai, saw Seema.
07:07Did you go to Seema?
07:08I was in Dubai at the same time, yeah, but she was busy.
07:11We tried to meet up and, you know, it just didn't work.
07:13Our schedule didn't work.
07:13You're okay, though, aren't you?
07:15Yeah, we're actually really good.
07:16I feel like we haven't spoke as much over the summer period,
07:19but we're okay.
07:20Like, I feel like we've, obviously, a lot happened last year.
07:23You called me a client.
07:24You were.
07:25Let's rewind.
07:25No, no, no.
07:26What's the whole point?
07:26I'm a client.
07:27I was on the other one.
07:28I was on the other one.
07:29I'm so many, I'm so many, I'm so many, I'm just a client.
07:31We've come over there, and we're on a good path.
07:34Yeah, good.
07:34And you'll say, half the time, you forget what you were screaming about.
07:37Anyway, I kind of go, what are you?
07:39Me and you do, a lot of people don't.
08:00When I went to the Burj Al Arab in Dubai, I thought it was the staircase in the Burj Al
08:06Arab,
08:06and I thought, if it's good enough for the Burj Al Arab, it's good enough for me.
08:11This is my bedroom.
08:12Oh, wow, I'm eager.
08:13I'm a part of you sleep here, like, a few.
08:15This is gorgeous.
08:16I know.
08:17Oh, I love this.
08:18Nice little canopy.
08:20Is that you?
08:21That's me and David.
08:23Oh, my God, she looks so different when everyone's there.
08:25Yeah, that was, like, probably about 12 years ago.
08:27I've known David for 17 years.
08:29It's been noted in the Sunday Times Rich List that David is 148th richest person in the country.
08:36I got introduced through a mutual girlfriend who was an actress.
08:39And she introduced me to this chap who was my friend for very many years.
08:43So I've grown to love him, know all his wonderful qualities, the good, the bad, the ugly.
08:48And the same with me.
08:49And I think, if I can live my best life and genuinely have love and have financial freedom
08:55and have health, I am the luckiest girl in the world.
08:59I've been looking so fly.
09:01I've been looking so fly.
09:03Oh, my God, you've got a salon.
09:05Gorgeous.
09:06Yeah, so.
09:07Oh, and Pika, I am going to be here every day.
09:10We need to get ready in here for a girls' night.
09:13This is brilliant.
09:14No, it's just cosy, isn't it?
09:15I'm going to keep all of y'all begging for more.
09:19This is cool and it's cool and it's fun.
09:22Oh, my gosh.
09:25Oh, my gosh.
09:26Pika, boo.
09:27I know, I know.
09:28This is such a fashion archive.
09:30She's got every single designer piece.
09:34I mean, Chanel bags, Hermes, Gucci, Louis Vuitton.
09:39This girl's got it all.
09:40Oh, and Pika.
09:42Oh, that's great.
09:43Right, I'm actually going to play dress-up.
09:45What do we think?
09:47Oh, I really like that.
09:48Is that Hermes?
09:49Yeah.
09:50Oh, my God.
09:51I need a handbag.
09:52Can I choose a bag?
09:53Choose a bag.
09:54I'm thinking this for you.
09:56For me?
09:56No, this is for you.
09:57Oh, well, I've got that in black.
09:59Oh.
10:01I'm down like the medics.
10:03Hey, what girls don't want to miss this?
10:05The kids are down.
10:06You see that group chat?
10:08Pika-Boo set up, right?
10:10Oh, I know.
10:12I know.
10:12I mean, who'd have thought?
10:14I know.
10:15Tell you what, it was inevitable.
10:17They've been together a long time, haven't they, David?
10:19I'm just so excited.
10:21He's so excited.
10:21He's putting a ring on it.
10:23It's so nice to see one of my oldest best friends so happy and so in love.
10:29And I'm really excited for her.
10:31That's what I want.
10:32When I first met Pika-Boo, she was married to Mark.
10:36Who's Mark?
10:36So, Mark is Ampika's first husband.
10:39Oh, is that who she's talking about when she says Mark, her first husband?
10:43Yeah, they actually look like each other.
10:45Yeah, Mark and David could be.
10:47Yeah.
10:47But hold on, so he doesn't, he live with her?
10:49Because she talks about the person called Mark.
10:51Yeah.
10:51They've got their son and it's a big house.
10:53Like this?
10:55That's interesting.
10:56David and Mark are really close.
10:58They got on really well.
10:59Oh, my God.
10:59That's amazing.
11:01It's a very unique situation.
11:03It's very unique.
11:04Yeah.
11:14Ladies, this is the dining room.
11:16This is our formal room.
11:18Flowers.
11:19Hello.
11:19Hello.
11:21I knew there'd be mirrors somewhere.
11:23I was looking at your bed.
11:24To be honest, you've done things in here and looked up.
11:27I have done things in here.
11:29And it's really sexy.
11:30I've done it on the dining room table and it's amazing.
11:33So you can literally get the full experience from every angle.
11:38So you're saying you've done things on this table.
11:41Is there anywhere they haven't christened in this house?
11:44I mean, I'm not being funny.
11:46I need some rubber gloves.
11:47I'm too scared to sit down on anything.
11:49It was an experience.
11:51It was an experience.
11:51Oh, my God.
11:52So this was my marital home.
11:54So, obviously, me and my ex-husband.
11:57David's been here a few times.
11:59Right.
11:59And I just didn't think it was proper to get him to reenact something that I've already done.
12:04So then you've got the mirrors here instead.
12:06So then I've manoeuvred David onto here.
12:08So we've christened this part.
12:10Mark and I have christened that part.
12:11So it's all happy memories when I come in here.
12:13It's happy memories.
12:15La, la, la, la, la.
12:16I can't unsee it.
12:17How do I unsee it?
12:19Maybe I'll have to give Sandeep a call and talk about some mirrors.
12:23Get mine.
12:25Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
12:29Nora's turning too soon.
12:31And, you know, we've always talked about wanting to grow our family.
12:34Would you go again, would you?
12:35Well, we have been trying.
12:37Oh, really?
12:37Oh, wow.
12:38Are you struggling with anything?
12:39It's pretty scary.
12:40Yeah.
12:41I am going to miss the girls.
12:43Have you told them yet?
12:44Not told anybody.
12:45They're going to be really shocked.
12:47So the pair of them sat there, like, poisoned umpa-lumpas, slacking me off.
12:51And it went on for about seven minutes.
12:52You're very nice to people's faces.
12:54But behind that veneer of a smile, are you really sincere?
12:57Yeah.
13:04Good afternoon.
13:08Do you want to help mommy choose?
13:09Come on, have a look at diamonds, Nora.
13:11Oh, she's on the floor.
13:12Nora!
13:13Nora, what are you doing?
13:18Oh, come on.
13:20Let's have a look at some jewelry.
13:22Nora is turning two very soon.
13:26And she is definitely well within her terrible two era.
13:30I didn't realize how hard it would be to juggle motherhood, running a business, house renovations.
13:36And it's hard.
13:38Someone once told me that your dad should be the first person to buy you diamonds.
13:42So get your credit cards ready, because, yeah.
13:45It's going to be expensive.
13:46Hi!
13:47Oh, hello.
13:48Hello, my darling.
13:50Oh, I'm scared.
13:51How are you?
13:52Well, you know, my voice is gone.
13:54When's that coming back?
13:55I don't know.
13:56I don't know.
13:57We've got Nora here as well.
13:57She's just having a play around.
14:00Look at her.
14:00Who's this auntie Sheena?
14:02Beautiful girl.
14:03So cutey.
14:04What a beautiful girl.
14:05Yeah, I'm so sorry.
14:06I've lost my voice.
14:07So I'm in collaboration with this beautiful map and web.
14:11Oh, amazing.
14:11I am.
14:12And I'm doing an edit with them for Ramadan.
14:15Oh, wow.
14:16And we're doing the first ever Iftar event.
14:18But the best part is why you're here today is I'm choosing all the jewelry for my edit.
14:23And, and, wait, wait, wait, wait, not for the best part, I get to share that with some of the
14:27girls.
14:27And, of course, I'm going to share it with you.
14:28Are you doing it?
14:29So you get to try on jewelry, and you get to wear it.
14:31And borrow it.
14:32Oh, my God, Paige.
14:35Oh, God.
14:35How blooming exciting.
14:36I know.
14:37So.
14:38Oh, God.
14:39I told you the girls are going to love this.
14:41Let's go.
14:41Hold the Birkin.
14:42Hold the Birkin.
14:43Let's go.
14:44Bloody hell.
14:51Oh, Paige.
14:52Oh, that's perfect.
14:53Do you want to try it on?
14:54You just try this on.
14:55Ah.
14:56How much does this work?
14:59150K.
15:00Oh, that's fabulous.
15:01I like the team work.
15:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:03We'll get it done, we'll get it done, we'll get it done.
15:04So girly.
15:05Isn't it?
15:06It's stunning.
15:07It's not every day you're wearing £150,000 around your neck, is it?
15:10Oh, wow.
15:10Isn't that gorge?
15:11Yeah.
15:12I mean, it's great with the outfit today, actually.
15:14It actually is perfect.
15:15A bit of bling.
15:16So I'm going to just get you some champagne and your tea, and I'll leave you to it.
15:20Thank you, darling.
15:21Thank you very much.
15:21No worries.
15:22Bye.
15:32This is my first time I've ever had bicycle shorts on in my entire life.
15:36I have a love-hate relationship with my buttocks, so if I can get anything to zap those babies,
15:43make it firmer, make it tighter, make it tauter, I'll pay anything.
15:47I will start turning things up, and you'll just start to feel a little something come on
15:50in.
15:50Ooh!
15:52Exactly that.
15:53Ooh!
15:54Fucking hell!
15:55Stop me sideways.
15:56That is evil.
15:57That's like dog training with that electric collar on.
16:00Sounds like we're in a porno.
16:01This is really seedy, Lauren.
16:03Stop it, please.
16:04You're freaking me out.
16:05It's not a nice sensation at all.
16:06I mean, it's a very strange feeling.
16:08It's like your vibrators got lost inside you to the left.
16:11It's been described as that before, to be fair, so I can't even disagree.
16:14Oh, that feels lovely.
16:16When's it finishing?
16:18Not long.
16:18Oh, my God.
16:19Now you can really feel it on your clit, Lauren.
16:21Jesus Christ.
16:22Come on, feel it on my clit.
16:24No.
16:24I'm going to let it know.
16:25Can you put it up so I can feel it on my clit?
16:29Oh!
16:29You can do this on people.
16:31Come on.
16:33Perfect.
16:34Come on, two muscles.
16:35Please.
16:36Oh, God, that is really, really...
16:38Yeah, it gets tough, doesn't it?
16:40It gets tough.
16:41It's like some type of karma sutra.
16:43Yay!
16:44Finish.
16:45Well done, well done, well done.
16:46Lovely work.
16:47Thank you, that was lovely.
16:48Have a breather.
16:48Let me get these off you.
16:49I'll never do that again.
16:50That was hell.
16:51To be honest, when I had the girls round the other day,
16:54I actually had, genuinely, a lovely, lovely afternoon.
16:58The only thing that I couldn't believe is that Seam has never been to your house.
17:01I know.
17:02I have invited her.
17:03I invited her and Sandeep.
17:05She declined.
17:06I know, I didn't mean it in a horrible way.
17:08I was just like...
17:08I know, I know, I wasn't like picking teeth and causing trouble.
17:12I was just surprised that she's never been to your house.
17:14I'm going to peel it back down to basics.
17:16I don't know what about something that went on years ago, but you know when you haven't
17:19addressed something and it niggles away at you?
17:21Seema and Stacey.
17:23Oh, I knew you were going to say that.
17:24Yeah, literally.
17:25And it's a bone of contention.
17:27Was this Seema's party and...
17:30They rang up Esther.
17:31And they rang Esther up and they were both pissed.
17:34She could hear everything.
17:36And they thought that they'd put the phone down.
17:38Yeah, that was...
17:39So they're ringing up Esther, Esther didn't pick up, so the pair of them sat there, like
17:44poisoned umper-lumpers slagging me off, and it went on for about seven minutes, and then
17:48Esther sent it to me the next day, and I was absolutely shell-shocked.
17:51I've always found with Seema that she is very warm and welcoming with a smile on her face,
17:57but behind your back, she's really schneid.
17:59I am the same person that I've always been.
18:01And you are too, Seema, and that's a two-faced fucker.
18:04To me, you're very nice to people's faces, but behind that veneer of a smile, are you
18:10really sincere?
18:11I was so hurt and taken back by what Seema had said seven years ago.
18:15You could say I'm pathetic, you could say I'm childish, but to me, I'm a person with feelings,
18:21and I am like an elephant I will never forget.
18:25If I thought you looked a crock of shit, I'd say to Lauren today, sweetheart.
18:28You do!
18:28I don't think, but I'd say it to your face.
18:30Yeah, I agree.
18:31I need to get in the back of a car, pissed out in the head, slagging you off, unbeknownst
18:35to you, and then come, oh, hi!
18:37She got caught.
18:38You're like a smiling assassin.
18:39She got caught.
18:40Smiling assassin.
18:50Tell me your place.
18:52Yes.
18:52How's it going?
18:53Well, it was meant to be done.
18:54I mean, months ago, like six months ago.
18:56A whole page.
18:57Honestly, like, we are still currently living in town.
19:00It's been nine months.
19:02Oh, my God.
19:02How long were you supposed to be in town for?
19:04Three.
19:05If I'm honest to you, I've had enough.
19:07It's like I'm drained.
19:09Like, I am, I could scream every day.
19:11Like, I'm literally, I was saying to Amir, my head is like this, just kind of a bit above
19:14water.
19:14We started our Harris Renovations nearly a year ago, and the site is still an absolute
19:20mess, and I just don't know when this project's going to be finished.
19:24Well, over half a mil in the over budget.
19:27Oh, page.
19:27And, you know, if I'm truly honest with you, like, I mean, see, me and Amir, we've been
19:31together for years.
19:32We love each other.
19:33Yeah, of course.
19:33But the reality is...
19:34It's a test, isn't it?
19:35It's a big test, and we are at each other's heads.
19:39Yeah.
19:39Nora's turning too soon.
19:41You know, we've always talked about wanting to grow our family, because Nora
19:44is at an age now where we don't want that gap to be too...
19:47Would you go again, would you?
19:48Well, we have been trying.
19:49Oh, really?
19:50Oh, wow.
19:50But the issue is, is like, we're struggling with the house problems, like the stress,
19:56like, then we're bickering, then it goes, and I don't know if that's a factor in probably
20:00why I haven't been pregnant yet.
20:02With Nora, we were very lucky.
20:03We didn't try as much, and I just fell pregnant.
20:06Whereas this time around, we're starting to see that maybe it wasn't as easy as the first
20:09time, and we do want to have more kids, and we do want to have a future where we can
20:14see all the kids coming over the house and running around, but who knows?
20:18Who knows what's going to happen?
20:20Hopefully, hopefully, one day, we'll be able to grow our family away from all this stress
20:25and have a calmer life.
20:26Hopefully.
20:36You just put the strawberries on that, do you want a tea, Mum?
20:38Please.
20:40I'm beautiful and everybody knows.
20:44Are you going to miss me, Mum?
20:46Oh, don't start.
20:47I'll start crying again, Sima.
20:50Really, really going to miss...
20:52You don't need to cry.
20:54I know, it's not the same, Sima.
20:56Oh, Mum, listen, you're going to be able to have a holiday with me.
21:00I know.
21:01I've been keeping a huge secret from the girls, and after a lifetime of living here,
21:07I'm actually leaving Cheshire.
21:10Sandeep and the boys were all moving to Dubai.
21:13I'll miss all of you, but for you, it's something different, like mother-daughter.
21:19I know.
21:19You can sit and talk and all that.
21:21It's a different relationship.
21:23See?
21:23You're going to miss me the best, the most.
21:27I'm finding this all so hard, even though it's exciting.
21:31Me and my mum are so close.
21:35I don't have my dad.
21:39She's everything, mum, dad, best friend, and I think telling her is actually making
21:45it really real, that you're studying together.
21:49Good morning.
21:49Oh, hello.
21:50Are you OK?
21:51Oh, yeah.
21:51Hi, Neil.
21:52Hello.
21:53You OK?
21:54Yeah?
21:54I'm fine.
21:55How are you?
21:55I'm fine.
21:56You're good.
21:56I'm surprised you are.
21:57I don't know.
21:58Good morning.
21:59You OK?
21:59Do you want a coffee?
22:01Just a boil of water, please.
22:03The move to Dubai is the right time for us.
22:05It's something we've always wanted to do, and I can.
22:10My work can still carry on there.
22:13Aaron's moving with his company, and I'm sure Neil will follow, but it is going to be hard.
22:18It's a big step, but I am looking forward to it.
22:22I don't know.
22:22Are you struggling with anything about leaving here?
22:24I think, obviously, it's pretty scary.
22:27Yeah.
22:27But I'll just miss everyone here, basically, and all the memories we've had here.
22:32And I think that's what I'm going to miss the most, but the girls.
22:37I am going to miss the girls.
22:39Have you told them you're going yet?
22:41I'm not told anybody.
22:42I've not.
22:43I don't know when the right time is to tell them, because they'd be shocked.
22:47They're going to be really shocked.
22:49Who's going to be the most shocked?
22:50I think Rachel will take it the hardest.
22:54I'm really worried how I'm going to tell Rachel.
22:57She's always been my solid friend, and I know she's going to find this really difficult.
23:04Yeah.
23:05I'm worried about Rach.
23:07She hates change.
23:09She puts this hard front, but she's not.
23:12And I just, I think I'm going to find it the hardest telling her.
23:15I'm going to have to tell the girls, too.
23:19I don't know how I'm going to do it.
23:21I don't even know how to say it, what to say.
23:25But I'm going to have to do it.
23:38The Phantom looks so mean, doesn't it?
23:41It's too big.
23:41If you get the right colour spec, you can make it look so mean on the road.
23:46See, what do you think about that?
23:47So if you look at it from this distance, it's mean, but it doesn't really stand out, does it?
23:53This is like a trip down memory lane, Mark and I going car shopping.
23:57But this time, I'm going car shopping, not as his wife, but as his best friend.
24:02It's a lovely weekend car.
24:04This is going to be our new baby.
24:07Yeah.
24:07I'm going to christen it.
24:08In what way?
24:09Well, you know what way.
24:10I open the door, I'm there with beautiful lingerie on.
24:13Who could resist?
24:13Yeah, yeah.
24:14I'm sure he'll be over the moon with that suggestion.
24:17I love Mark to death.
24:19He was the love of my life and I still love him very much today.
24:23People find mine and Mark's relationship really bizarre.
24:27They don't quite get it.
24:28They wonder if we still have sex.
24:30They wonder, do I have a polyanimous relationship with him and David?
24:34And it's like, listen, whoa, gee your imagination.
24:37We're basically best friends.
24:39What are you wearing anyway?
24:40What do you mean what I'm wearing?
24:41Colour is the spice of life, Mark.
24:43Oh, we're going to the circus.
24:44So I'm thinking like, you know, straight up there.
24:47Oh, yeah.
24:48So you look like you're awake.
24:49It doesn't matter if the whole world doesn't like me.
24:51Because as long as you like me, that's all that matters.
24:55Wow.
24:56So how many swatches of different colours can you have?
24:59Or is it just literally...
25:01With it being bespoke, you can have 44,000 colours.
25:04Oh, wow.
25:04So that's really based on your eye.
25:07You can actually see 44,000 colours.
25:09I'm happy to have something quite understated on the outside,
25:14but very extrovert on the inside.
25:16So it's like a cream egg.
25:18Might look nothing on the outside, but once you get in,
25:21it's so tasty.
25:22That blue is stunning, actually.
25:24The blue is beautiful.
25:24To me, there's not enough of that blue.
25:26The interior is just lush.
25:28Right, well, there's a lot of decisions to make, isn't there, Mark?
25:42I am so blooming nervous for Billie.
25:46Yeah, she's nervous.
25:48Obviously, we had tears this morning and everything.
25:50We are so excited and really nervous
25:54because today, Billie Rae has her driving theory test.
25:58This is her second attempt.
25:59The first one didn't go according to plan,
26:02so we are on tenterhooks
26:04because if she doesn't pass this time,
26:06it's going to be an awful day.
26:07She's trying really hard, so I just really want her to pass.
26:10Do you know what?
26:10The one half lesson I gave her...
26:13Yeah.
26:13Like, before she's doing proper lessons, you know what I mean?
26:15She was very good.
26:16Wait, hold on a minute, and you didn't get stressed out?
26:18Because why do you get so stressed out when I drive?
26:21Well, you know, have you done your test yet?
26:24You're so funny.
26:26I hope, for her own sake,
26:29Billie has her dad's genes when it comes to driving
26:31because I had to take my driving test five times before I passed it.
26:35I was useless.
26:36But you passed first time, though, didn't you?
26:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:39I never had more lesson in me like that.
26:40Of course you did.
26:40The road is my catwalk.
26:42Yes, there you go.
26:43All right.
26:43Very good.
26:44You're very poetic today.
26:45Well done.
26:47It's a massive year for us this year.
26:49Shane's got two really big Boys Zone shows coming up.
26:53The businesses are thriving.
26:55So we're stressed, but we love it.
26:58Being at Madison Square Gardens,
27:00has that kind of helped prepare your mind for the Emirates Stadium?
27:04What I actually really weirdly witnessed or experienced was the crowd.
27:10It was electric.
27:10Made you love it again a little bit, didn't it?
27:11A little bit.
27:12Because, you know, I've been done with the industry for a long time.
27:16I kind of said, look, I'm out.
27:17That's why we do what I do now.
27:19The documentary was incredible.
27:20And that's the reason why people are like, please do a show.
27:22Yeah.
27:23And I think, you know, come June 5th and 6th,
27:26it's going to go like that.
27:27I think it's going to be a blink.
27:29Oh, God, absolutely.
27:30It's going to be an absolute blink.
27:31This year is going to go by really quickly.
27:32It's going to be mega, though.
27:34Yeah, of course.
27:35When Shane and I met,
27:36both of us were in the music industry.
27:38Complete opposite ends.
27:40He was in a massive boy band.
27:41I was a backing vocalist.
27:42We got together, had some babies.
27:46Now, the kids have seen their dad on stage,
27:49but they were tiny.
27:51So I don't even think they remember it.
27:54So this time around, it's going to be brilliant
27:56because they are going to have such beautiful memories.
27:59I have a Miss Kaufman.
28:00Oh, you do?
28:01Oh, she's finished then.
28:02Ring her back.
28:04Er...
28:05Hello?
28:06Oh, no, not good.
28:07Oh, no, not good.
28:09Boo-boo, you all right?
28:13Oh, sorry, sweetheart.
28:15Oh, no, it doesn't look good.
28:19Hi!
28:20Hello.
28:21How did you do?
28:23I passed!
28:31Oh, my God.
28:34I thought we were in for horrendous day,
28:37but no, she passed.
28:39Right, on to the driving test.
28:56I've got something to tell you.
29:00And I don't know how to tell you.
29:03I'm going to be leaving Cheshire.
29:07I feel like I'm going to cry.
29:09Yeah, I'm moving away.
29:11Where are you moving to?
29:12Yeah, Dubai.
29:14Seema and I are extremely close.
29:16We've spent so many years together.
29:19And with her leaving,
29:21it almost feels like a part of me is leaving as well.
29:23It just makes me so sad.
29:25You know, I feel like ever since I moved to Cheshire,
29:27you've always been there.
29:29You've been my big sister, my friend.
29:31I'm so upset.
29:36I want to say that.
29:38Oh, God, please.
29:41At first, I thought she was laughing,
29:42but she is full-on crying.
29:45I mean, do you know, like, when a kid cries and goes,
29:48I was like,
29:51this is actually making me more nervous.
29:53How are the other girls going to react?
29:56You're the first person I've told.
29:58The girls do not have a clue.
30:00But I think Rachel's going to really feel it.
30:03But, yeah, today's going to be kind of a bit of sweet.
30:06moment.
30:19You look cute.
30:20Do it well.
30:21Ta-da!
30:22Yeah, you look beautiful.
30:23You had that made.
30:24We spoke for you.
30:26Yeah.
30:27I think it's so nice,
30:28all the girls together and some boys.
30:31Hello!
30:32Hi!
30:34How are you?
30:35How am I going to be beautiful?
30:36I'm sorry.
30:37Hold on.
30:38I'm always late.
30:39How can you be late to your event?
30:41I had to go and pick her up.
30:43And she wasn't ready, so I was waiting for her.
30:44No, I wasn't ready.
30:45You're actually leaving your friend.
30:47I had to fix my make-up.
30:48I had to fix my make-up, fix the hair.
30:49I'm all over the place.
30:50I'm a big mess.
30:51I had to redo my make-up and I'm just trying to put the smile up and be there for
30:55her
30:55because it's her moment and her choice when to tell the girls, not mine.
31:00It's good to see you, girls.
31:02I've told you in the car.
31:04I'm so upset, I'm Tika.
31:05Oh.
31:06Tell them what...
31:06When you laugh.
31:07Did you, like, years ago?
31:08No, but I don't remember.
31:09Years ago.
31:09I went to the spa the other day with Lauren and Rachel
31:12when Lauren told me that apparently I'm Tika's got a massive issue with me.
31:17I can't believe it.
31:18That's the first I'd heard about it.
31:21The other day, the same scenario as you, really, something was brought up from 10 years ago.
31:25I'm Tika the other day that I was fostering when I went to hers and actually I wasn't.
31:29She's seen me God knows how many times.
31:31Why is she bringing all these old things up?
31:33Why is that?
31:33What it is, is it's everyone get on, don't want any drama, we'll be friendly and then not.
31:38Seven years ago, I'm Tika, what are you talking about?
31:41I can't even remember what happened yesterday, let alone seven years ago.
31:45You were just constantly having a little dig at me and I feel you need to stop.
31:50Coming up on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
31:53Hello.
31:55What did I say?
31:56The hair's greasing.
31:57Oh, the boobs are so saggy.
31:58Nipples are halfway down the chest.
32:00I honestly don't remember saying it.
32:03I've just found out Rachel's having a new treatment.
32:06Vaginalist.
32:06Is it like the bits I have?
32:08No, I don't have those.
32:09Oh, okay.
32:10Guys, can I just get you all to come forward?
32:13Because there's something that I've been meaning to tell you all.
32:17I've not been able to tell you because I don't know how.
32:22Y'all better not get in our way.
32:25Y'all better not get in our way.
32:27Y'all better not get in our way.
32:28Y'all better not get in our way.
32:30Hello.
32:31Hi.
32:32Oh, thank you.
32:34Hello.
32:36Hey, how are you doing?
32:38Nice, sir.
32:39I think Anne Peake is still married to Mark.
32:41He's always there.
32:42He seems to be very useful.
32:45It's quite an unusual situation.
32:47She's got two husbands, two bookends.
32:50They look the same, too.
32:52Obviously, I've not met you, Mark, before.
32:53I've met, obviously, to David.
32:55So are you doing similar?
32:55It's good to see.
32:56Joking.
32:57You look similar.
32:57Look, they're literally, they are very similar.
32:59She has a type.
33:01She has a type.
33:02Mark is crazy.
33:05I mean, their relationship dynamic.
33:07Oof, never heard it before.
33:08I mean, I'm all each to their own.
33:10But wow, I can't believe they both live under the same roof, as well as the new partner.
33:16If I'm pissed off with David, I call him, he calms me down, then he calls David, tries to explain
33:23my point of view, and then you come back to me to try and explain David's point of view,
33:27and then we all make friends.
33:28She drives me up the wall.
33:31And then she tells me what to do, and she tells me where to go.
33:34She's always shouting, and then shouting at David, and then David and her are shouting.
33:38It's a bit of a comedy act.
33:42This is a relationship that works for me.
33:45With two men in my life, one from a past, one from a future, and it works perfectly.
33:50It's always the man's fault, isn't it?
33:51What are you blaming for?
33:52You know what?
33:53I'm so glad I'm single.
33:54It's always the man's fault.
33:55It is.
33:56You've got two of them.
33:57It's crazy for everything.
33:58One shot, two shot, three shot, four.
33:59How many shots do it take till you're gone?
34:02Drinking champagne at the bottom, no glasses.
34:05Everybody on the floor, shake your ass.
34:06I don't care for this.
34:09Hey, girls.
34:11I love you.
34:11How are you?
34:13Good, how are you?
34:14I'm loving this.
34:15Look at you two getting on.
34:17I'm loving this.
34:18We're all grown up now, aren't we?
34:21We're honestly, I feel like we're on such a good wave right now.
34:24It's good.
34:25Good, love that.
34:26Cheers.
34:27It's been a very bumpy road between Paige and I.
34:29But I finally feel like we're in a good place.
34:33She's been really nice.
34:35For now.
34:37I've just found out Rachel's having a new treatment,
34:40which is the whole nip-tuck vagina lift.
34:43What is a vagina lift?
34:45You're not going to put it here like Pac-Man, are you?
34:47No.
34:47No, no, no.
34:48Wait, wait, wait.
34:49So, is it like the bits that are hanging?
34:51No, I don't have those.
34:52Oh, OK.
34:52I don't have those.
34:53Those are like, no, I don't have those.
34:55Paige, they're not dangly.
34:57They're not dangly.
34:59God, Jesus, get that image out of your head.
35:02So, you know how gradually gravity and age can make things...
35:06You lose muscle.
35:07Yeah.
35:08So, you know how it used to be like this,
35:10and now maybe it's more like this?
35:12Like balls.
35:14Scrooge.
35:15A saggy scrotum.
35:16Balls get longer.
35:17Did you just say, like, Phil's balls?
35:18Yeah.
35:19Right.
35:20So, what we're going to do with that...
35:21I really don't want to know about Phil's balls or Rachel's vagina.
35:28Like, please, those mental images, I'm never going to be able to wash away.
35:31Just stop talking about it.
35:33We're just going to pull it back a little bit off and stitch.
35:39And then we're going to look...
35:41When's it scheduled?
35:42Is it soon?
35:43Yeah, soon.
35:44Can I come?
35:44If you've got a saggy vag.
35:46Are we all?
35:46Yeah.
35:56I feel like there's a real, sometimes, guarded shield.
36:00And I'm like, I'm going to claw that bloody shield down.
36:03I'm going to peel back the layers and get the core reviews.
36:06Do it.
36:06Because inside, there's a wonderful person screaming,
36:10wanting to connect with people.
36:11What life's shown me in my childhood, in my adult life,
36:15is you do need to be a little bit guarded.
36:17You do need to have a slight armour about you,
36:21because not everybody means well for you.
36:23I think, in some ways, Shane and we're very similar.
36:26Go on.
36:26Shane is very well known.
36:28Yes.
36:29Worldwide.
36:30And David has been in the press for very, very many years.
36:33Yeah.
36:34So when you're with someone who's high profile,
36:36it's a different remit, isn't it?
36:38Yeah, and I think that's probably a little bit why I'm so guarded.
36:41Yeah.
36:41Because my experiences have been, not all,
36:45but a lot of them have been negative experiences.
36:47So people only being friends with you because,
36:50or people you put in your trust in someone,
36:53and then, you know, they sell a story,
36:55or they make stuff up, you know.
36:57So, yes, it tends to...
36:58So I understand that now.
37:00I sometimes have to really kind of put my foot down
37:03in the sense that I'm my own person.
37:05Yeah.
37:05So, you know, I get introduced a lot as Shane's wife,
37:08which is fine, because I am Shane's wife, but equally...
37:10I have my own element today.
37:11Yeah, I'm my own person as well.
37:13I think Sheena and I have got a lot of common denominators,
37:17both with people that are well-known in the public eye,
37:20both having to be quite guarded
37:22and quite distrusting of certain people and people's agendas,
37:26and the more times I get to spend on a one-to-one with her,
37:29the more and more I like her.
37:32You didn't come to this party to behave
37:36Yes, I came to this party to be crazy
37:40A friend of mine phoned me up and said,
37:42Royston, would you like to come and meet Queen Camilla?
37:45Oh, wow.
37:46Anyway, so when she came to me, I said,
37:47but from one queen to another...
37:49I remember...
37:50You did not.
37:51I did.
37:52I said, and I've been a queen a lot longer than you.
37:56So I said, if you ever need any advice, give me a real laugh.
37:59Did she get it?
38:00She was down to laughing.
38:01She was down to laughing.
38:02She was delightful, Rachel.
38:04Pamela, you said that.
38:06Come on, the queen, two, two, two, isn't it?
38:09I get what they want, I get what they want,
38:12what they want, they got nothing on,
38:14they got nothing, nothing on me.
38:17Shame's going back on to her.
38:19Are you?
38:20Yeah, well, God.
38:21Yeah.
38:22We'll be spreading rumours.
38:23Do we have tickets?
38:24Oh, I swear to God, I swear to God.
38:26Can we have tickets?
38:27Yes, front row.
38:29Sheena's already invited us all.
38:31Oh, my God, that way.
38:31We've already got, you know, those T-shirts said,
38:33We love Shane.
38:34No.
38:41Hello.
38:43Oh, my God.
38:46Can I just have a...
38:48Can I just say...
38:50When and how and seven years ago and...
38:53Oh, my God, I have festered on that team for fucking years.
38:57Seven years.
38:59Seven bloody years.
39:01What is wrong with you, woman?
39:03And what did I say?
39:04I've got her hair's greasy and then you're like,
39:07Oh, the boobs are so saggy, nipples are halfway down the chest.
39:09Ha-ha-ha.
39:10And I was like, what the fuck?
39:12Like, really?
39:12I honestly don't remember saying it.
39:15I'm sorry if I did, but I don't remember.
39:18Right, OK, you're saying it.
39:20Yeah.
39:20I'll take that.
39:21Yeah.
39:21And all I can say right now is,
39:24hand on my heart, I fucking take that back.
39:26You are beautiful.
39:27Thank you, Seema.
39:28No.
39:29I'm Pika.
39:30All I've been telling the...
39:31No, I'm sorry if I did.
39:33I would.
39:34Because, hand on my heart, you're not...
39:36Can I do that a bit harder?
39:37Yes, please.
39:38I've just made my mind up.
39:40Accept it, I'm Pika.
39:41Be a big girl and make light of it.
39:44But you know what I'll do?
39:45I'll tolerate you.
39:46Hi and bye.
39:47Hi and bye.
39:48I am now going to draw a line under the sand.
39:51I'll move on.
39:52Oh, let's move on.
39:53Love you too.
39:55I've got gold.
39:57Yeah, I've got gold.
39:58I've got gold.
40:00Guys, can I just get you all to come forward?
40:03What is going on?
40:05Why is she doing this?
40:07Because, yeah, there's something I want to tell you all.
40:12Just seeing all the girls' faces,
40:15I can see them all lined up in front of me.
40:19I don't know if I can actually do this.
40:21I am so emotional right now.
40:24There's something that I've been meaning to tell you all.
40:28Oh, no.
40:29I've not been able to tell you for some time,
40:32because I don't know how.
40:33Oh, no, because I think you're dying.
40:35Yeah, I think you're dying.
40:36Yeah, it's hard.
40:37I'm going to start with you.
40:40Lauren, you are the most amazing person ever
40:45to have come into my life.
40:47I've met you at school,
40:49and you're that type of girl,
40:50even if you're going through a shit time,
40:52you just put a smile on your face.
40:54Everyone needs a Lauren in their life.
40:56Yeah, thank you.
40:57I'm really confused.
40:59I'm just hoping that she's OK.
41:01I don't know what she's about to tell me,
41:03and I'm actually panicking.
41:09Rachel, I love you so much.
41:11I can't even tell you,
41:12and I think this has been the hardest thing.
41:14It's like, how am I going to tell you
41:15what I need to tell you?
41:17Seema's scaring me now.
41:19I feel really unnerved.
41:21I just needed to say it.
41:23I just needed to say what is wrong.
41:26You have been the best friend ever, yeah?
41:31And, you know, Rachel, you're right.
41:33She can be frosty.
41:36And she can be hard.
41:37But one thing, once you break her,
41:39she's the best friend you're ever going to have.
41:42And, Pika, I am so sorry.
41:45You don't want her bruisey hair.
41:46You don't have greasy skin
41:48and you definitely don't have saggy tits.
41:50They are everything that I have right now.
41:54I take it back.
41:55If I did say it, I am so...
41:56I can't hear you!
41:58Oh!
41:59Seema, apologies accepted.
42:01But do I trust you?
42:02No.
42:03Will I ever let you close to me?
42:05No.
42:06Does it really matter anymore?
42:07No.
42:08Just move along the bus.
42:10Sheena.
42:12I know we've not known each other that long,
42:14but we are the OCD queens!
42:17We are so fussy at every level.
42:20I love everything about you.
42:21Just keep being you.
42:23Is she saying that we don't have anything in common?
42:26Or all that we have in common is we like clean things?
42:29And Paige...
42:30Oh!
42:31You know what?
42:32I brought you into this friendship group
42:34and how we got to where we got
42:36and I'm sorry if anything I've done to upset you.
42:41I just want you to enjoy this group because it's the best.
42:44Seema's just said so many great and lovely things
42:47about all the girls in this group.
42:48She's come to myself and Sheena
42:50and are we at the tail end?
42:52Because what she told us was rubbish.
42:54So, guys, I'm leaving Cheshire.
43:00And I'm moving to Dubai.
43:02I can't believe she's going.
43:04This is another person that's leaving my life.
43:07I don't know, you can say,
43:08oh, you'll go over there, you'll catch up,
43:11but it's not going to be the same.
43:12I'm sad.
43:14I feel like this big pressure on my chest at the moment.
43:17I just don't know what to do without her.
43:19Are you winding me up?
43:21I thought you was dying,
43:22at least having a leg amputated or something.
43:24I'm in bits here and my heart's going like the clappers
43:27and you're just going to Dubai.
43:28I'll see you in Dubai.
43:30If I could book you a first-class ticket tomorrow, Seema,
43:33bon voyage.
43:34I'm not going to shed a tear.
43:35I wish you well.
43:36Bye.
43:38Why are you crying?
43:39Because I love it.
43:41It's exciting.
43:43I can't rip you.
43:45Oh, my God, I thought you said you were going to die.
43:47You know, even though I've said it,
43:52I feel empty.
43:55I actually feel like all these memories that we've made,
44:00I'm just going to miss them.
44:02Oh, Rachel.
44:07I knew this was going to happen.
44:08My biggest worry was telling you,
44:10I knew, and I knew this,
44:12I knew this what would be like.
44:14Seema's knocked me sideways with this news.
44:17I did not see it coming at all.
44:19I actually just want to go home.
44:21I don't want to be around anyone.
44:22I want to go home and cry.
44:24I know.
44:26With that done,
44:28all I want now
44:29is to make some good memories,
44:31have some good times,
44:32and I want no drama.
44:35But we'll see if that lasts.
44:38Next time,
44:39on The Real Housewives of Cheshire.
44:41You're not looking as sharp
44:43and as fresh as you used to,
44:44so I'm going to treat him
44:45to a neck and facelift.
44:46Yeah, literally look virginal, Mark.
44:49I just can't go for the show.
44:52I was not being judgmental.
44:55Saying that we don't really know each other
44:58was a bit bizarre.
44:59Oh my God, look at me!
45:02Oh my God, you look like a hooker.
45:04You've just said to me,
45:06our relationship is just surface level.
45:07That's how it feels.
45:10Oh, oh, are you?
45:11Oh my God, you were murdered.
45:14Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
45:44Oh my God, oh my God.
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