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The Real Housewives of Cheshire Season 19 Episode 3
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00:05What have I missed?
00:06Ampika and Daves have had sex life with a Dice
00:09and they roll it for Karma Soup children.
00:11Wait, just give me a second to actually arrive and breathe.
00:14Previously on The Real Hells Wives of Cheshire.
00:17The Dice has obviously multiple faces.
00:19Yeah.
00:20So it'll be a different sexual position.
00:22David is a bit outdated, doesn't know what the positions are,
00:25so I have to show him.
00:27I'm not f***ing leaving, I'm going to stay here.
00:28If she's going to be so f***ing stubborn to me,
00:30I haven't said anything wrong,
00:32and be like, you f***ing, because I'm not wanted here.
00:34That's why she's entirely f***ing leave, I didn't say that.
00:36I didn't say that.
00:36I didn't say that.
00:39Oh, are you?
00:40Are you okay?
00:41Oh my God, she got murdered.
00:43Oh my God, oh my God.
00:45I called you to meet up, I called you to go out,
00:48but you cancelled every time.
00:50Literally, every year, we say about two things.
00:54Sorry while I scroll through all our messages together.
00:56I'm not surface level.
00:58No, I'm going home.
00:59Listen, I know, I get it.
01:00How can she say?
01:01Hold down, hold down.
01:05I'm a queen bee, and I've got a sting in my tail.
01:12Cheshire's in my blood, but don't make it boil.
01:17I'll pray for peace, but I'm ready for war.
01:24I might be younger, but I wasn't born yesterday.
01:29I don't have time for gossip.
01:31I'm too busy building an empire.
01:34Cheshire is my playground, and I'll give you the ride of your life.
01:50It's so cute.
01:54Can't breathe in, you can't breathe in?
01:58A star tree.
01:58So Rach, you are very country defined,
02:00and I'm living that room.
02:01I'm actually gusted because I've got the same heart and brought her.
02:09hello ladies she's country too i don't travel light do i i travel expensive the whole point
02:18of this retreat is to bring us all together no more divide no more upset no more tears
02:24no more sadness just bring everyone together and feel the love someone else is joining us
02:29namina there she is see i don't travel that light you know i'm really happy for namina to be on
02:37our
02:37trip i am welcoming to all it's just that everybody needs to remember to mind their own business
02:44so are we all excited ladies this is transform each and every one of your lives
02:59oh oh oh we just can't get enough could you imagine lauren as a bus driver a lover to be
03:05fair i
03:06actually could you know i could see it you're so rude to everyone sorry i'm not stopping sorry but i've
03:12got somewhere to go i'm bored now i've got lots of activities so i hope you ladies are not ah
03:18yeah
03:18you're walking into me yes we're laughing into each other but i'm not as competitive as you rachel i
03:24i'm so not competitive and i hate games and i hate being told what to do but it's fun but
03:29it's bonding
03:30it gets us all together as a group this is a sisterhood now the sisterhood i'm actually really
03:35excited we're having so much fun on the bus i'm so excited for this trip and it's so lovely for
03:40my
03:41to be good to invite me oh we're almost here ladies
03:49wow nice from home to home ladies
04:00let's go we're here in the derbyshire hills smell the fresh air ladies
04:33let's get in ladies let's get a glass of champagne that's the way to make an arrival
04:41and pika i know this is zen this is tranquil oh this is gorgeous
04:52can you feel the love you can you feel the love you've done good yeah you could be start
04:59bought naked all day long because you've got no one who's going to overlook literally could you
05:03imagine going out it's absolutely stunning wow i am so excited to be having such good vibes in the
05:13house with all the girls but one thing is really getting on my tits i've heard nothing from sema and
05:19quite frankly i think that's freaking rude i just think it's very bizarre that i haven't had an
05:24an rsvp to say that unfortunately i can't make it i think that worries me a little bit because it's
05:29not
05:30really like sema well maybe she's seeing how she goes throughout the morning i hope there's no bad
05:34feeling or anything because i've put all this on because i want us to all have a bit of bonding
05:38time
05:38so unless she's like in a hospital bed i think she would have texted me why don't we wait and
05:42see
05:42what comes out because to be perfectly honest i think she's actually lucky she didn't go on that party
05:47book this is the crown jewel of all the jewels so we're together lauren we don't need to cross the
05:56corridor from each other i'm loving all these details
06:05very nice um pika very huge is lauren's room then no this is um pika's room this is my room
06:11yeah it's
06:11gorgeous beautiful does that say pheasant or peasant i couldn't i'm not sure you've got a degree
06:16i have got a degree we're going to go up to the western wing namina's room now look oh wow
06:23beautiful
06:24i love it nice big shower yeah and a bath you know loving it i've saved the best till last
06:33though
06:34i just thought this is very quaint very cozy oh my favorite i love a snuggly room
06:45is she joking who is she trying to convince i'm in the smallest room with no shower
06:54well done on your upselling skills on pika but it's not working around me so if we wanted to have
07:00a
07:00shower where would we go right downstairs there is a multi-use bathroom all right okay okay well thank
07:07you well it is lovely isn't it it's cute it's very very cute i'm happy
07:34oh my god you're only coming for a night you know oh my god you can't just see a funny
07:39way where's the
07:40bloody bottle well that baggage is nowhere near as heavy as the baggage that i've been carrying all
07:45the way here wait till you find out what i've heard from sema and pika i mean i just don't
07:50think i can
07:50keep it to myself any longer it's only one night you know that is a serious amount of clothes well
07:56it's
07:56my makeup it's my natural beauty in there i'm pika you know i'm just thrilled that you're away from
08:01being footy mom and you can actually just relax oh there's no relaxing for me i'm pika all the way
08:06here
08:07and go don't tell the girls don't tell the girls don't don't don't don't do it i'm just going to
08:12explode i heard that um lauren's been saying that noreen is a gag have you i don't know if noreen
08:21knows that or not what is a gag it's like a gegger a gag gag it sounds like well like
08:28when i spit
08:29something out gag i don't know what a gag it's like a gag there's no other words it's like a
08:34gag like she's gags on what do you mean like interviewing like a busybody it's not like you're
08:39not invited it's just like uh yeah you'll tag her on yeah i get a gag like a clinger on
08:44her
08:44yeah yeah like a clinker what's a clinker you know like that poo you can't get off your bum
09:03oh bless you you got your trousers down i couldn't get them all fur coat no knickers can
09:09i write red knickers oh gosh it is actually swollen isn't it do you think i'm going to make a
09:13foot
09:16i can't believe it she's gone down like a sack of shit are you okay i didn't know what to
09:24say out
09:24there when they were saying about thema and that she hadn't left she would never you know let anyone
09:29down she like she wears a heart on the sleeve and if there's anything she would say well listen
09:32sorry i can't make it today she sent me a voice note as to what's wrong and i'll play at
09:36you so you
09:37can understand no i'm not good i've got really bad acute pain in the left side of my abdomen i've
09:45had a ct scan he's giving me like different things that it could be but like i'm not really looking
09:51into any of it i just try to keep an open mind and i am in so much pain i
09:57don't want them making it into
09:58a big thing because it seems they're jumping on her at the moment with things the speech the farewell
10:03speech wasn't quite to everyone's taste and now why should not anyone know she sounds terrible
10:13i'd say what though i never i don't i don't do baths no i don't do i'm a shower person
10:19we're doing baths tonight well we'll be having double bubble baths so obviously at the 80s night
10:24i spoke with namina after the kind of conversation that you guys had she felt a bit like oh why
10:30did
10:30sheena tell me to whatever you said she said i think i should leave and i said i think you
10:34should
10:34yeah i i'm gonna leave this conversation because i just feel like i can't say anything anyways yeah
10:38i think you should yeah sorry i think you should leave i'll decide because i'm talking to seema
10:44you're constantly batting in and getting involved i'm allowed to say it's my opinion no it's my
10:48opinion and nobody asked so and i think she took that probably with a bit of offense and i said
10:53to her
10:54no no it was meant in offense so she took it in the right in the right context yeah how
10:59are things with
11:00sheena because that was all a bit well i felt like we didn't leave it like on a good note
11:04at
11:05all when we left the other night she was really like harsh to me yeah in that conversation and
11:10at one point i was like you know what this is not going anywhere i'm going to stand up so
11:13i literally
11:14took my glass i was like you know what ladies i'm going to leave you to it she turns around
11:18and says
11:18yes i think you should leave i'm telling you something i'm not being spoken to so i just put my
11:23glass
11:23down and went to sit and i was like you know what i'm not leaving anywhere so i didn't i
11:27didn't like that
11:28tone but saying that you know i came with fresh good energy i'm really excited to be with you
11:33girls here so i i feel like it was fine look someone i barely know decided to give their opinion
11:42on something that had nothing to do with them so did i snap absolutely was it justified absolutely
11:52you've got a lot of chats going on these next couple of days so you enjoy and we'll see you
11:57on
11:57the party we need to sit up straight don't we legs crossed i think there's so much more than what
12:10we
12:10think the basics i would agree oh i thought she was teaching us how to eat without like so my
12:15dad was in
12:16the army and so we had to go to the big functions and he always taught us bmw which is
12:20bread meal
12:21wine not that we have wine because we were kids bread's always left spread's always left spoon is
12:26always on the right oh all right girls i could tell you were born with silver spoons in your mouth
12:33ladies welcome this is laura hi good afternoon ladies all of us ladies need a bit of a polish up
12:40and a
12:41refinement on our manners so i have searched the globe to find an international etiquette teacher to
12:48teach us the skills of etiquette so any questions that anyone's got to ask laura about rudeness
12:54interrupting interrupting in different styles and formats eye rolling selfishness what does it look like
13:00it's a bit rich and pika arranging etiquette lessons when she needs them more than anyone
13:05she's got the biggest potty mouth i would now like you ladies to please take a seat
13:19right ladies i know what a number of you were dragging the chairs and there was a lot of noise
13:26once you pull your chair out you want to stand in front of your chair bring your chair slightly forward
13:33and then sit down in one go this is very excellent posture your back is not touching the back of
13:54the
13:54chair thank you that's wonderful are we allowed to woo typically not typically not we're not allowed to
14:02walk when we hear a pop i like you because you're like me when you're saying something horrible you
14:11smile so who would like to tell me the first course we're going to eat tanya said it's brw
14:18bmw the lady here i was speaking and she was trying to answer my question but it was my it
14:24was
14:25my answer oh it's not my answer no okay you did page i apologize well page is on the best
14:32behavior
14:32isn't she because she's never apologized for interrupting me before yes so i think in this group
14:39we have a tendency of getting involved she doesn't normally speak like that by the way i do why is
14:45she talking like this what's wrong with her sweet broccoli page you're from gloucester okay i feel
14:51like in this group that we all get involved in conversations that not necessarily we're meant to
14:56be a part of and it can then spiral and then the group becomes fractured i'm thinking you asking in
15:02general you're not you're not pointing fingers i hope no i'm asking in general okay amina calm down
15:09it wasn't meant to be personal looks like i've hit a nerve anything you don't want sharing maybe don't
15:17repeat it and if you know there's a situation with you and a person deal with that person directly
15:24get a new set of friends i enjoyed that though well i just i can't i've stopped no you're a
15:34fidget yes
15:35i know should have worn my sunshine lanyard oh my god how funny was it when page changed her accent
15:39i know i have put all our differences to one side i don't like her i am enjoying the banter
15:46that we're
15:46having you know me it takes me a long time to warm up to people and then when i do
15:50i'm silly i
15:51hello hello hello hello i wanted to come in for a little chin wag you guys all right your ears
15:58burning are they probably are i know they always are and then page just appears like creeping jesus
16:05do you guys know if marina knows that lauren's been saying that marina's a gag what's what what's
16:16a gag what's a gag yeah i don't know what a gag is what is a gag g e g
16:22golf echo golf
16:23is gag even a word i don't even know what it means lauren's been calling namina a gag it's like
16:30she pegs on wait hang on how do you know that lauren thinks that namina's a gag seema told me
16:36why is it seema told me na seema's not here she's poorly yeah i told me that lauren's been calling
16:42namina again and i've been thinking at the table it just clicked on my head because i thought oh is
16:47that what i'm talking about no oh this is a fucking movie oh it's easier talking to ralph even you
16:53two
16:53wait so seema said okay let's get the facts straight so seema said that lauren said that namina's a gag
17:02yes
17:04and i can't remember if if namina knows that long so we don't know if namina knows that she's making
17:11it far more difficult so do we know that lauren's could just do something because you're
17:15fucking well in a minute oh my god before these two went to private school they need to get their
17:22money back absolute bird brains
17:28it was so lovely to see tanya today i'm really happy she's here as well yeah she said to me
17:33today
17:34i said how are you know how are all the girls getting on and at the moment i'm feeling everything's
17:38good i feel that everyone's happy and everyone's excited and she's like well lauren thinks that
17:43namina's a gag i was like what's a gag i don't know a gag i have no idea what gag
17:49means but it does not
17:50sound like a compliment so i'm not even sure what a gag is i was like gag what is a
17:55gag you know what
17:56i'm i'm lost here please can you tell me what a gag is someone who goes to something they weren't
18:03actually invited to someone who butts into or who listens to a conversation someone who tags along
18:09but you haven't tagged along no i got invited to yeah lauren is pot calling the kettle black she does
18:15it
18:16all the time so lauren if the cap fits yourself wear it sweetheart and own it
18:28tonight i've told the girls to put on their finest pajamas because we are having a slumber party peekaboo
18:35style fun fun fun
18:42who's ready for free day party oh look at you we're just waiting for lauren to get changed i know
18:47what
18:47i was thinking why lauren are you in your gin wear well what are you i'm in lounge i have
18:52the skins
18:52is that what you sleep in do you know i actually don't sleep in anything i'm actually a naked sleeper
18:56it's healthy i sleep naked too do you sleep naked no never sports bra on and bridget jones knickers
19:02you're marrying a billionaire i know yeah it doesn't mind he knows the rules he knows the rules
19:06i wear the trousers in the household and say after we've had sex do not touch me i put
19:09put bridget jones knickers on it holds my stomach in hey
19:17the teenagers in the house i want to know what sheena's secret recipe is because that woman
19:22is aging backwards i wish that etiquette lady was here now you sat like that
19:37it's a pajama party why have you come looking for sex none of us fans see you honey bun
19:43to me who wants for your hubby no one's for your girlfriend well the whole point of tonight ladies
19:49is to get the female prowess the inner alpha female that thing between your legs to pulsate
19:56and feel magical a thing that goes between my legs that makes me feel magical and pulsate tonight
20:04hmm it's that big vibrator great can't wait to go to bed so what we're going to do ladies we're
20:10going to go outside we are going to howl to the moon oh my god i definitely feel like ampika's
20:20done
20:20this before because yeah she is a pro at howling that is not her first time howl
20:29come on then ladies let's go enjoy girlies no i'm not doing that no no no no no no no
20:38i'm just confused about vagina to howl into the moon is going to be like what the
20:45fuck we're going to release unimpensable negativity to the moon
20:50i was thinking it's really foggy you can't see the moon
20:59oh my god we're all harmonizing so we've had etiquette now we're howling at the moon from our
21:05vaginas who knows what's going to happen
21:11we've got a game ladies because i want to get to know each every one of you better
21:15okay you pull out a question right you read it and you answer it lauren's question lauren wake me up
21:22who is the biggest gossip in the group
21:33i've got the biggest gossip going you don't say you actually do i know you do i heard you said
21:41to
21:42tanya that i was a gag i don't even know what a gag is i had to go on gag
21:47you told tanya no oh so you
21:50repeated it i didn't i didn't well not to you i haven't i've not told namina right namina wait
21:58right no no no who's told you i told i told namina and pika told me so gossip here gossip
22:05here
22:06gossip there told tanya tanya told and pika i asked page
22:11i did say what what you are i'm a gag i don't even have to get my phone out gag
22:22i never said gag i
22:23said beg oh no lauren stop talking this was a few weeks ago okay when we all started hanging out
22:34together i said namina yes well you haven't you there was a little bit of a gap okay so i'm
22:40not
22:41being horrible dealing with some something serious last few years yes you have you got better and i'm
22:45so happy you're putting me as i'm someone outside this group trying to be part of the group well i
22:51think
22:51what you've said is not really nice to say i think it's incorrect but it's not incorrect you don't speak
22:57to anyone we don't speak you haven't spoken to page i do first of all i'm not trying to be
23:02part of a
23:03group that you've not seen anyone for three years i think you're not going to decide if i'm part of
23:07the group or not i saw page i'm not deciding whether you're part of the group no i will wait
23:19wait i feel
23:20so uncomfortable right now because i really like namina i love lauren i don't know where to put myself
23:27i feel so awkward i will never decide whether you're part of a group that would be really
23:34unfair you just said i said you were a bag trying to be part of the group that you were
23:39that you've not
23:39hung around with this for three years i think you're just rude i just think you're rude and i'm just
23:44going to leave i think you're being very rude i'm not being rude you are you are a bit of
23:51a bag rachel will you
23:56take a gift i've been dealing with so much in my life the last three years i'm not being part
24:01of any
24:02group i think you're being extremely rude i'm just going to cool down for five seconds i'm sad to see
24:08her get that hysterical and get really upset but she's been here all night and she's had all night to
24:14say something she's very calculated her she knows what she's doing i do not want to add fuel to the
24:22fire or be mean however in my experience does namina get involved where she shouldn't absolutely so does
24:29that make her a gag then yeah i guess it does but this is exactly what she wants she's trying
24:34to make
24:35herself relevant i'm not i'm not siding then i'm just gonna go chuckle her because she is upset
24:39do you know what i mean i just want well you're a bag too then for running off don't call
24:42me a bag
24:43lauren come on come on lauren it's not fair no one no one should go off crying in any group
24:46situation
24:47you know i mean it's not it's not nice i'm not going to call you out in front of a
24:50group but you
24:51and i have the relationship where we tell each other things were you going to tell me to not speak
24:55no i'm not going to tell you not speak because i'm not going to feel like beg is a pretty
24:58bad word
24:58it's called a social climate it's the same thing oh lauren that just hit it quite a sensitive nerve because
25:05i'm thinking like the last three years you're right you haven't seen me as much lauren but what
25:09i've not been enjoying life actually been fighting for my life and for you to say something i'm trying
25:14to get back into this group and be part of the group you're being an insensitive i'm sorry for my
25:18language you are being in the sense i think she because i'm lucky and happy and grateful to be able
25:24to be part of this group again because if you asked me three years ago i wasn't even sure if
25:27i'm going to
25:27be here and pika i'm going to be i'm going to be totally honest with you now yeah this game
25:33was only really
25:34going to go one way if you ask someone personal questions well can i just say something you're
25:38actually wrong because this game did not go wrong because of the game this went wrong because somebody
25:43told her and i said she was about which was you so actually it's your fault peekaboo it is but
25:48however
25:49you said it no let me have a question forget etiquette who is the most genuine me because i'll tell
25:56you
25:56exactly how it is no morning morning angel how's the patient this morning oh i didn't have a great
26:14night sleep oh did you not have you seen the snow i know isn't it gorgeous isn't it
26:26how old are you now you don't look 50. thanks too bad i don't think any of us look our
26:31age i think
26:32we all look everyone looks great we do things don't we well well oh can we have enough fudges done
26:38what
26:38are you getting your vaginas tightened not tighter no it's just dropped a bit oh okay i just want it
26:43just pulling up yeah it's just the gravity really i'll just want it let me show you gravity look at
26:50this chelta healey and brook vincent posted it my fudge look at that
27:10oh ladies we've got an action-packed day today so excited pulling out all the stops as usual
27:19so we have got three of us well four of us actually off to the animal farm for some animal
27:25therapy if i get shagged by a sheep i swear to god i'm going home and then for you ladies
27:32paige sheena
27:33and lauren you've got champagne sabarage i spend my life around animals and not enough time around
27:42champagne and pika is there any chance we can re-jiggle the group with a very handsome
27:47sexy gentleman who's going to be doing something extra special with his sword i've never heard it
27:54called a sword before yeah come on ladies let's go oh hi hello well this is very game of thrones
28:09it is
28:10very game of thrones it's a little fire in a big fire pit that is one big sword i hope
28:16it was hard to
28:17use that because yeah that would destroy someone oh i shouldn't say that
28:27i'm going to be teaching you guys the art of sabraj which is opening a bottle of champagne with a
28:34sword as
28:35far as i'm concerned if we've all got fingers at the end of this we're doing good we're doing good
28:39yeah that's fine i'm fine with that we take our bottle holding it from the bottom to keep my fingers
28:45and thumbs out of the way so not even using like the sharp tip of the blade just using using
28:49the base of
28:49it a few times back and forth there we go hi ladies hi super excited are you please tell these
29:05ladies what we've got in store for them today you're gonna meet some lovely fluffy alpaca boys
29:08take them for a little walk what we've got to be careful of around alpacas is that we actually not
29:13to
29:13touch them on the face if you go towards the face they're gonna spit at you and when they spit
29:18is the contents left of their bowels that they spit at you it better not fucking split on me
29:28oh yeah i mean this is you this is six inches isn't it like so we're dealing with six inches
29:35are we tom i mean i'm not good at measurements so whatever you say tom oh that was really good
29:45that was that was actually probably one of the best demonstrations i've ever seen i'm absolutely
29:49delighted i never do well in these activities and now i've done it first time yay me lower down the
29:56blade where it's a bit heavier and make sure you are pushing down into the bottle as you go
30:01perfect look at that and if you look again it's taking the top and the glass clean off
30:08a bit more pressure going down into the bottle perfect
30:13well done really good well done i really enjoyed that well to be fair sheena got the best shot but
30:19i mean who got the best cleaners cut you it looks like yours is
30:26rachel you're missing all the fun rachel fun you've got mirrors on your ceiling a shower that
30:31fits four and you think walking that thing round is fun what's happened to you come on
30:36come on winston you stubborn bugger come on tanya you are not made for the farm that flat cap tanya
30:42you look similar claire do you find them quite affectionate animals would you say they're very
30:48nervous but when you build up the trust they are but if you want to go in for a cuddle
30:52you're more
30:52than welcome just give him a little stroke on his neck there ah alpaca shit ah
31:00i don't know why she keeps doing this to me last time i had to take a donkey for a
31:04walk it took me for a walk
31:10good good that was under
31:20hell get me out of here can i ask how the therapy's going i think tanya is quite upset if
31:26you like
31:26how fucking shit cheers girls well done thank you thank you thank you well done guys girlies chin chin
31:38see you later bye bye thank you all right girlies hi hi hi how was that i loved it i'm
31:49not sure if tanya
31:50agrees but i had an amazing time thank you aunt pika tanya's walking home she stinks how's everyone
31:57feeling after last night i am still really upset about it i'm not gonna lie and i don't want to
32:01get
32:01emotional the things that have been said are just really upsetting you know and i felt like i was
32:06trying to explain myself and trying to kind of get a word in just escalated really quickly and it just
32:12genuinely really really upset me i don't agree with lauren on this particular point i like the fact that
32:19amina's in the group i don't understand what lauren's problem is what the hell happened last night
32:26because i will say lauren like you were going in like you were going but was she giving it to
32:34get
32:34it oh yeah don't get me wrong like it's like it's like that came out of nowhere i mean she's
32:37been
32:38giving it a lot recently to everyone she has and i do agree with me yeah yeah she started with
32:43you
32:44she's coming for me and then it went yeah and i do agree i had told her that i did
32:47say i'm lucky mate
32:48you got it yeah you know you keep pushing you will get it i already know that when someone attacks
32:53me i go back twice as hard twice as horrible so don't bother because you're not gonna like what
32:59comes out my mouth why does she feel so entitled to feel that she needs to kind of know why
33:04i'm back
33:05in the group i don't disagree with you it's something that she said to sema that she never
33:09thought you'd hear about or would get back to you she likes you well it doesn't sound like she likes
33:13me
33:14she says those things about me behind my back does it i was with sema in a car and i
33:19asked her
33:19why namina was hanging around with us as a social climber coming to these parties is a bit of a
33:27bag
33:27are these words harsh yeah but lauren says what she means and i don't necessarily disagree with her
33:34and she explained to me that she is launching a new equestrian outfit and she wants to be in the
33:42right circles for that to promote that to promote it and i said i get it when i met lauren
33:51and you
33:51know when i met you girls i was a different person back then most of the time i wouldn't actually
33:54fight
33:55back but i'm a fighter i've been through absolute in my life and i will fight you if i have
33:59to i will
33:59fight you i'm not going to just swallow because that's the person you are with lauren it could go
34:03one of either two ways she could reflect and be apologetic or she could get really defensive and
34:10make it worse i mean i really hope that it's not the latter i hope that she's i hope so
34:15too because
34:15i do not know how i will react at this point and moment of time you know i just don't
34:18know
34:31tonight i've really pulled out the stops i've spared no expense i've got two chefs from london
34:37to make sure that the food is on point i want this to be the most lovely warm welcoming last
34:44supper
34:44that we have together to finish the retreat off i'd like everyone to be seated remember how to maneuver
34:53your chairs oh yes thanks for that oh you're not meant to put your handbag on the table are you
35:01and
35:01we all have every single one of us have sheena can i just say because you've had that wonderful
35:11activity of learning how to oh my god could you could you do the honors with the champagne
35:17yeah yeah we got it i'll open the bottle but not like that do you know what though ampika what
35:22a
35:22great activity great party trick that i'm definitely gonna take oh yes i freaking love that sword that
35:28was all right and pika clearly was not messing around when she said tom had a big sword it was
35:36so fun
35:37i was i'm thinking like a i love my own alpaca oh it was an ugly thing was it winston
35:42no you had
35:43winston oh he's human he had a proper grumpy face i thought you i thought you looked very similar
35:48i did too with the black cap on i thought like pet like oh no honestly i've had a brow
35:51lift thank you
35:52the guy that did your brownie bloody hell sheen i want me fella shook them with right
36:00to peekaboo thank you thank you for participating i've got some wonderful adventurers each and every one of
36:07you from the bottom of my heart to get all of your diaries where someone's free without child care
36:12without animal problems without work to get you all together talking about diaries i've messed up
36:18girls i thought ralphie's game was tomorrow and it's tonight so i'm gonna have to scoot off
36:24mid football football mum life if i missed ralphie's first game for his new club he would never forgive me
36:31and i won't forgive myself the mum guilt it's my brain i can't remember dates it's like an actual
36:37flump wishing good luck from us i love you i love you i love you bye bye drive safe bye
36:44how did you meet
36:45david how did you guys meet through a blind date so about 17 years ago went on a date he
36:51was with
36:52somebody but he was never married he never lived with anybody he lived his life as a single man so
36:57i said
36:57you've got to make a decision whether you're going to stay with the partner who you've had your
37:01children with or whether you want to be with me and that's not a threat and he just said i've
37:07made
37:07my mind up i want to be with you i think life is full of ups and downs for everybody
37:14but i always say
37:16to people that good things happen to good people and i've been a very good person majority of my life
37:22and that's why i've got my happily ever after i work hard and make my own money i said to
37:27when we
37:27get married i'm happy to sign a prenup get the prenup written i really believe in prenup i i think
37:33as
37:33well going through what we've gone through and single-handedly supporting a family when you get back
37:38on the dating apps men also find it quite intimidating when a woman is totally in their alpha energy yes
37:45which i don't want to be in my alpha energy i don't but the fact is i'm like oh why
37:52are you going
37:53upset now don't you know you i get it you're being a mom and a dad and everything in one
37:59i can relate to how rachel feels we've both gone through similar experiences in our life
38:05but what they say is what doesn't kill you makes you stronger sometimes you just have to put your big
38:10girl knickers on and get on with it i carry everything you know and it's a lot of stress
38:16so i'm always in my alpha energy and i hate it yeah because you wish you wouldn't have to i
38:22wish i
38:22wouldn't have to and i like to soften but also you know even what i earn they find it intimidating
38:30i feel like sometimes you can't win you work so hard so you are independent you don't need to rely
38:34on
38:34anyone but then they don't like it when you work so hard i also put the children first i always
38:40will
38:40do nick and probably any other man that i might meet is going to find that really frustrating that
38:47they're not the top of my list when you're a mum of five how can anyone be above your kids
38:52i think i would only date older i do i just i like an older man oh so do i
38:57rachel
38:57that's what we know you do you don't say could you imagine me around no folks so i'd be lethal
39:04oh my
39:04goodness where's peekaboo
39:15did you feel like you've had a lot of you know judgments around the age gap a hell of a
39:20lot yeah
39:20and a lot of abuse on social media i think one because the age gap and two because of david's
39:25wealth
39:26i think people are very judgmental in general when it comes to age gap it's also a little bit
39:30jealous of the situation i get it from all angles it's not about interracial it's more the fact
39:35we're interfaith like obviously i know i have converted but i still get a lot from you know a
39:40lot of the communities hey did you change your fashion sense since being with amir would you say
39:44no i actually haven't i i've made it my kind of strength to be me would you wear revealing things
39:50i've never really been one to have my boobs out too much but that's mainly because i don't like my
39:54boobs
39:54i'm so happy we're actually because i actually i don't think you realize you said something you
39:59know at rachel's murder mystery you said to me you look gorgeous but amir would never let me leave
40:06the house and that is sadly i'm that's the honest truth you probably wouldn't he would have a go at
40:11me
40:16oh my god amir would kill me he was like i mean he would love it he'd be like no
40:20no
40:22that felt a little bit judgmental you know it felt a little bit like oh he would never let me
40:27go
40:27out of the house no no no no no i felt really happy and you know i felt like i
40:31dressed you thought i
40:32judged you i felt a little bit judged there this is so weird because wasn't paige the one that ran
40:39out
40:39after namina when she was really upset and actually spent the rest of the night with her
40:43and now for namina to kind of turn on her and pick at her for something like so petty that's
40:51not
40:51very good i think it sounded like you were maybe saying that she was disrespecting her husband by going
40:57out like that and they're not like that this is a bit of a stretch completely trusts whatever she wears
41:01girls doesn't be able to reach i'm completely lost if namina had such a problem with what i said
41:07why is she waiting until now to tell me why am i getting like you're not being attacked oh my
41:15god
41:15like my god let me have a go at a man like it's just my personal views i never judge
41:19anyone for what
41:20they look like do or anything i think please don't make me i am not a judge i have been
41:26judged all my
41:27life no i'm getting pissed i'm not going to be like i'm a judgy person because i never judge anyone
41:33i've
41:33been through it i have been there and been the person who was fucking judged so well i have a
41:39community
41:39where i am not don't fit in i am judging every walk of my religion everything i do i would
41:45never
41:45fucking judge anyone is your husband happy for you to go out in whatever you've got on yes then
41:54crack on why do you care about somebody's opinion babes if you're gonna wear a see-through outfit
42:00be confident in it and crack on that's what i'm saying i just judge you person are you gonna let
42:06me
42:06speak or not let's just calm down let's just calm down i respect that you apologize and i feel like
42:11we should just leave it there okay well i can i i heard you i heard you and i'm sorry
42:15you felt
42:15that way okay then i don't think you think that before you speak and and this is a this is
42:20a positive
42:20thing she doesn't think before she speaks she doesn't what about you well you've not stopped
42:25speaking missus well am i allowed to speak or not obviously go go for it you're holding court so
42:31continue no i'm not
42:35lamina's forming a little bit of a pattern here first it was me then it was page now it's lauren
42:40look out girls who's next i was with seema on the way home and i said how come namina's hanging
42:48around again is she becoming a bit of a back by saying that you're basically kind of saying like
42:52i'm i'm just well you just said it i appreciate my time more than anything of anything in life
42:58why i couldn't i choose to be around people where i want why not i want to celebrate life i
43:05want to be
43:05around people that are like i actually like these girls you should actually say to see my turn
43:11around and not question it and say good on them no you should as a friend i did as a
43:17friend you said
43:17good on her for being around again after everything she's been through and i did at the end at the
43:24end
43:24no but why question it in the first place because i couldn't understand why
43:28anybody would want to come to an event and be an extra i've never been a fucking extra where are
43:34you
43:34getting that from i've never been an extra no you haven't and that's why i couldn't understand why
43:39you were there i'm getting myself back i've been quiet for three years fighting something behind the
43:44scenes i understand that i think namina's one of the strongest girls going through what she's been
43:50through my father had cancer and i don't think it ever leaves you i'm trying to get back out there
43:54build my business and i said well done to sima here with girls like you the word beg is not
44:02nice
44:02and i apologize i shouldn't have said it but why sima said the word beg why she repeated it all
44:09and actually if you're going to repeat a conversation i have no problem but say the end the end was
44:14i'm
44:14glad that you're here if there's anything that sima needs to learn it's to keep her mouth firmly closed
44:21because all of this sima is down to you i do feel like a conversation is going to have to
44:29be had
44:30with sima to find out what she said and done at this point i don't understand why she's done it
44:36but there has to be a reason because this is not making sense to me right now
44:50next time on the real housewives of cheshire oh my god right brain freeze
44:56ah how are you feeling you're very stiff it's literally like someone's pulling my skin what did
45:06you say we've got a lot of stress with our house i always am able to manage my stress and
45:13i'm finding
45:13it the most hard to talk to him the closest person to me ring me you've never seen you she
45:20has sent
45:20messages to you to invite you out and you have to climb i've got freaking messages polka dot princess has
45:28polka
45:28a lot of stress and i'm going to be able to help you out and you can take it off
45:31so
45:31so
45:31so
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