The Paper Show S2 E8 Eat For Grandpa

Eli Pootiepie

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00:30Let's try it again.

00:33All right!

00:34Stan, we...

00:35Stanley, we have some bad news.

00:37The courts have decided the girls must go back to Romania.

00:39No, they can't.

00:40We've convinced them that they want to stay in America.

00:42Yeah, we've shown them amusement parks and malls.

00:43How can you expect them to go back now?

00:45I'm sorry, boys, but Janet Reno is having them taken away on Easter Sunday.

00:49We don't have a choice.

00:50Sorry, girls.

00:52Now what do we do?

00:54Wow, what a great country.

00:55Everybody's poor like us.

00:57Yeah!

01:00Hello, girls.

01:01I'm the Easter Bunny.

01:06Happy Easter, kids.

01:07Come see what I brought for you.

01:12Hey, Terrence.

01:13I think I have to fall.

01:15Wait.

01:15Before you do...

01:16Oh, look.

01:16An Easter egg.

01:17Oh, shit.

01:20That's it.

01:20Let's move.

01:21Move, move, move, move.

01:22Give us the kids now.

01:24Now.

01:25Down on the floor.

01:26Down on the goddamn floor.

01:27Find them.

01:28This is a bust.

01:30Hand over the quits.

01:33Hand over the children.

01:34Happy Easter.

01:35Hand over the children.

01:36What the hell's going on?

01:37Freeze, asshole.

01:38Oh, go ahead and shoot me.

01:40I dare you.

01:40Don't push me, man.

01:41Pull the trigger, you little pussy.

01:44Gun, gun.

01:45Ow, no.

01:48Riot, riot.

01:49Pepper spray, pepper spray.

01:50God, Henry.

02:02Damn it.

02:03Now I'm never going to have my own circus.

02:16Another scotch?

02:20Wheeler down the highway.

02:23Hey, Panda Bear.

02:26We don't take kindly to your types in here.

02:30Now, calm down, Skeeter.

02:31He ain't hurting nobody.

02:32No!

02:32I want to know something from Mr. Panda Bear here.

02:37If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet,

02:42how come you eat bamboo,

02:44which is prone to grow only in dry or more arid regions?

02:47Now I'm talking, them pink ones...

02:50Skeeter, I don't want no trouble now.

02:51It's okay.

02:52I get it.

02:53There's no room in the world for pandas.

02:56Well, you don't have to worry about me.

02:59I'm off to the island of misfit mascots.

03:05Damn it, Skeeter.

03:06How come every time a panda bear come in here,

03:08you got to go flapping your jaw?

03:11Well, what do you think, Kyle?

03:13Dad, don't you think our last new house was big enough?

03:15Well, this one is bigger.

03:17Just look at how big this house is, Kyle.

03:19Just look at it.

03:20Excuse me.

03:21Yeah, what can I do for you?

03:22Somebody told us they saw a big panda bear in here.

03:24Big panda bear.

03:25Big panda bear.

03:26Hey!

03:27Eight-year-old.

03:30We don't take kindly to your types in here.

03:35Now, calm down, Skeeter.

03:37They ain't hurting nobody.

03:38No!

03:38I want to know something from Mr. I'm eight years old here.

03:43How come you types are always wearing them funny padded shirts in the winter?

03:51Coats?

03:52Nah, Skeeter.

03:53I don't want no trouble.

03:54We don't take kindly to your types around here.

03:57Dude, what the hell is going on?

03:58Did you guys see a big panda bear in here or not?

04:00We don't take kindly to panda bears.

04:03Well, we don't take kindly to you.

04:04We don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around here.

04:10Kids, there was a panda bear in here.

04:12He said something about the island of misfit mascots.

04:15Where's that?

04:16If I'm not mistaken, it's over near the Jenkins place.

04:18Come on, we better hurry.

04:20Whoa, look at her.

04:22Hey, beautiful woman.

04:25We don't take kindly to your types around here.

04:28Now, calm down, Skeeter.

04:30They ain't hurting nobody.

04:31This is K-

04:34Trash kebab?

04:36Thanks.

04:37Hey, sweet warm-ups.

04:40Okay, round up.

04:41Everyone on the bus.

04:42We're on the honor system here.

04:43Let's go.

04:45Guards, grab the petite one.

04:53Hey, did you get any sleep?

04:57Yipe.

04:58All nighter with Cleo.

05:00PXJT's important must not listen to body.

05:07I can feel the power of the number two pencil that's coursing through my circuits.

05:28What's this?

05:29Some infidel did not use a number two pencil.

05:34Oh, my.

05:35Is this a number three pencil?

05:38My bad.

05:40Mr. B, I should have known it was you.

05:43Who else would know that the number three pencil makes me all gassy?

05:49Prepare to die.

05:52What's going on here?

05:56Pace number 47G, everyone versus everyone.

06:03Representing the side of everyone is Gerald Brofowski.

06:06Thank you, Your Honor.

06:07Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, everyone has committed a crime here, and everyone must

06:12pay for that crime.

06:13My client, everyone, has been hurt by this crime and must be compensated.

06:16Island of Misfit Mascot's Commune.

06:20This must be the place.

06:22Hello there, boys!

06:23Whoa, who are you?

06:24I'm Willie the don't stare directly into the sun worm.

06:27Now, you boys know not to stare directly into the sun, right?

06:31Yes.

06:31That can burn your retinas and make you blind.

06:35Thanks a lot, dude.

06:37Oink, oink.

06:37Be sure you run around with scissors, says Oinky the run around with scissors pig.

06:43I thought you weren't supposed to run around with scissors.

06:45That's why he's on the island of Misfit Mascots.

06:49Where's Stan?

06:49Oh, he's over at Eric's house, practicing for his boy band.

06:52What?

06:52I specifically told him not to do that!

06:54Now, Randy, calm down.

06:55It's just a silly little dream.

06:57They're not going to actually make it.

06:58And what if they do make it, Sharon?

06:59What if they do make it?

07:00Are you going to be the one to tell him?

07:03Mom, what's up, Dad's ass?

07:05It's a long story, Shelly.

07:06Let's just say your father has a lot up his ass right now.

07:09Oh, uh, hello, Eric.

07:13Problem, Chef.

07:14I have many problems.

07:16Well, if you, uh, come back in just a little bit, Eric, I'll see if I can help you out.

07:20I just don't know what I'm going to do.

07:21Sometimes I wonder if God is just toying with me.

07:24All right, Eric.

07:24What's the matter?

07:25Chef, God told me I was to start a boy band and make $10 million.

07:28The problem is it isn't working.

07:30I mean, I feel the music burning inside me, but I just...

07:33Hey, kids, I'm Jimmy the Don't Hold On To A Large Magnet While Someone Else Uses A Fan Nearby Falcon.

07:40What?

07:40Here, watch.

07:49See?

07:51Oh, my God, they killed Kenny.

07:52You bastard.

07:53When I come upon a cop car swerving around in the suicide lane,

07:59now I could tell he was too sleepy to be driving right then and there.

08:03Oh, yeah, baby.

08:06You listen to the KSLP.

08:08Quiet storm.

08:09Monotonous giant.

08:10And make you less alert.

08:12All right, we've got to figure out what to do.

08:23I'm going to go wake her up.

08:26Hello, Mrs.

08:27Mrs. Old Romanian Woman?

08:31Ma'am?

08:31A little tuckered, is she?

08:44No, Dad.

08:45A little cut in the crotch?

08:47No, Dad, she's dead.

08:48What?

08:50Oh, dear Jesus.

08:52It looks like she had a heart attack.

08:53Got everything you need there, do you?

09:02Yes, you have all been so kind to my little granddaughters.

09:06They're quite agile little things, aren't they?

09:08Yes, as I was back in my day, I was a contortionist, too.

09:13You don't say.

09:14Yes.

09:15You remember any of that stuff, do you?

09:18And now, lesson four, the complete works of Mozart.

09:48Let's begin.

09:49Yeah.

09:52What should we do, Randy?

09:54I like these Romanians fine,

09:55but I hope that old woman isn't planning on staying here much longer.

09:59That's 11 o'clock and she's still sleeping.

10:01Poor dear, must be tired.

10:03You're damn right she's tired.

10:05Huh?

10:05Oh, nothing.

10:06She's just going to have a little trouble walking today is all.

10:09Hurry up, you guys.

10:10What's going on?

10:11Dude, you're not going to believe this.

10:12What?

10:14Hello, hello.

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