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H.e.a.t.e.d R.i.v.a.l.r.y - Season 1 - Episode 04: Rose
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00:00Previously on Hitted Rivalry
00:30Not anything
00:31What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:33You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah
00:34What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:37I need
00:39Tell me
00:42I need you
01:00The center drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone
01:02Rosanoff beats
01:03He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight
01:12Having a good night?
01:14That's nice
01:14I think there's still time for a head track
01:16What should I do now or with a second?
01:19Because I don't know, last second is more fun, but...
01:25Rosanoff scores!
01:27Hollander's really gonna want that last one back
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back
01:39My moon, my man
01:41So changeable and
01:43Such a love of the land to me
01:47My care, my coat
01:49Leave all the high notes
01:51There's nowhere to go below
01:55Hot on my sleeve
01:57And I've ever should be
01:59The songs I don't care
02:01Again
02:02My moon's my face
02:05What day in the face
02:06Is the calendar page again
02:09Take it slow
02:11Take it easy on me
02:14Share some light
02:15Share some light
02:17Oh, please
02:18Take a slow
02:19Tell me that label
02:20Take it easy on me
02:21All right
02:21And that's the freeze camera
02:23Share some light
02:25Share some light
02:25Please
02:29You can
02:48You can
02:55Share some light
02:58Take it easy on me
03:00Share some light
03:03Take it easy on me
03:08Share some light
03:10Share some light
03:11Share some light
03:11I'm a piece
03:12For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
04:01Let's go.
04:12I can't believe all I know, there's nowhere to go, but I'm hot on my sleep, not where you should
04:23think, the songs I'd like it again.
04:28Take it slow, take it easy on me, it's just a light, it's just a light on me, it's just
04:35a light on me, it's just a light on me, it's just a light on me, it's just a light
04:41on me.
04:45Can we call it a dynasty? Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year
04:52in a row.
04:53Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:58My cat, my coat, leave all I know, there's nowhere to go, there's nowhere to go.
05:06Take it slow, take it easy on me, it's just a light, it's just a light on me, it's just
05:14a light on me, it's just a light on me, it's just a light on me.
05:45I like it.
05:46He was next to me, Mark Williams.
05:48He was the worst player.
05:49He'd never seen you.
05:50Yeah, no hand, I can't.
06:10Sorry, Shane, can we?
06:14Yeah, sorry, we're gonna roll now?
06:16Okay, that's right.
06:18Okay, wow.
06:18That's the stuff, that's the money, my friend.
06:22I would, you can go to my best.
06:47I would, you can go to my best.
06:52Again?
06:53Jesus Christ, man, you gotta work on your lying.
06:56Hey, Hayden, what great news.
06:58Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
07:00No, I mean a fourth kid, that's awesome, man.
07:02Really.
07:03Holy shit, dude.
07:05Ruby, Emma, slow down!
07:08I mean, she's fucking boring, right?
07:10Fair enough.
07:11Ruby?
07:13Ruby!
07:13How do you know it's Ruby?
07:15Cause she's a beast.
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:19So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare?
07:22Geez, hey, you wanna get me pregnant too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready.
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left in me.
07:27You're an asshole.
07:29Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:31Was it Jennifer?
07:32Uh, Jessica.
07:32Jessica.
07:33You ever hit that?
07:34Don't say hit that.
07:36I'm sorry, Virgin Mary.
07:38I'm not.
07:38Here.
07:39Tag, you are it.
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:45Look, I'm just saying, man.
07:46If you ever do, you could like bring her around.
07:48You know?
07:48You could do couple stuff.
07:49It'd be fun.
07:50I'm not...
07:51I mean, she's...
07:52I don't see her anymore.
07:54I think she's engaged or something.
07:55Fair enough.
07:57So, um...
07:58Jackie is this friend, right?
08:00Paid.
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot.
08:03She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
08:05I don't know.
08:06Maybe it's just stretching.
08:07But she's seriously fucking hot.
08:08And she's funny.
08:09Swear jar two times.
08:11Oh, fuck.
08:11Three.
08:12Okay.
08:13Come on, man.
08:13Why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine.
08:16Yes.
08:17Okay.
08:17Jackie will be happy.
08:19We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do.
08:21If you want her to keep making your gross food
08:23and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:26Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:35Um, excuse me.
08:36Are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah.
08:39Oh, my God.
08:41Can we get a picture with you?
08:43Um, I kinda have my hands full at the moment.
08:46Um, could you hold his baby for him, please,
08:49so we can get a picture?
08:53Hold his baby.
08:55I'm sorry, buddy.
08:57Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:59Four times.
08:59And second...
09:00Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
09:02Oh!
09:03You were the worst one!
09:05You can't say stuff like that to her.
09:06It's true.
09:07And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
09:09Ding, ding, ding.
09:09We've hit five times.
09:11That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:12Daddy!
09:13Narc!
09:14Narc, Narc!
09:28Narc!
09:28It's my favorite place on earth.
09:30And, uh, my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at,
09:33is ten minutes away.
09:34I'm ready.
09:34Well, maybe you decided that we were left to watch.
09:38And it doesn't matter what.
09:40Sorry.
09:41It's such a shame that I didn't fall in a coma.
09:46But he's really beautiful, yes?
09:48Yeah.
09:58Yeah.
10:07Yeah.
10:08Yeah.
10:11Даже не с Джейн?
10:15Что?
10:16Вы уже несколько лет переписываетесь.
10:18Я думала, может быть, это что-то серьезное,
10:21или что-то типа того.
10:26Ничего серьезного.
10:27Вообще.
10:31Окей.
10:32Саша передает привет.
10:44Саша передает привет.
10:45I'm out of here now for a bit.
10:46Cool.
10:48To meet a friend.
10:50Nice.
10:52I'll be back later.
10:53I won't wait up.
10:55It's not like that.
10:57It's just a friend.
11:00So, Lily's just a buddy?
11:02What?
11:03Yeah, chill out, man.
11:04I know you text some girl named Lily.
11:06I don't.
11:06Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
11:10Or don't. I don't care.
11:12Actually, I hope you do. You always play better after.
11:14Go fuck yourself.
11:15Oh, I plan to. Probably more than once. Love a hotel room.
11:18Gross.
11:19Bye.
11:23Oh, yeah.
11:48Go ahead. Take my shoes off.
11:49No, you're dirty.
11:57Wow.
11:58Wow.
12:00This place is great.
12:02Did you get this built? Or do you know who did it?
12:06Mr. Real Estate.
12:08That's not what I meant. I just...
12:10You think we need to talk?
12:12No, after.
12:14Okay.
12:35Oh!
12:36Oh!
12:38Oh!
12:39Oh, no!
12:43Oh!
12:47Oh!
13:00I should go.
13:06or you could stay stay here tonight I'm not done with you and we have afternoon
13:19game tomorrow so no morning practice I told Hayden is it your mother no no he's
13:28not fuck up who cares what you told Hayden stay okay okay okay
14:10I'm hungry for what for food hey
14:30you like tuna melt you want to make me tuna melt I was gonna make one for me I can
14:37make two
14:40you head to Florida after this right yeah right after the game Tampa then sunrise then we go to
14:46Dallas and St. Louis ah all the hot spots ginger ale cold enough yeah it's great good food will be
14:59ready
14:59soon Jesus Christ you know this guy Ryan Price yeah from playing against him and not wanting to fight
15:09him you did a season with him right hmm he is not what you would think how so like he's
15:18quiet doesn't
15:21talk keeps to himself not bad guy doesn't make friends well he gets traded every season tough to
15:28make friends that way and probably he wants to get rated again Buffalo is terrible yeah and their team
15:35sucks too and people say you're not funny they do yeah they say you're boring too who says that me
15:49what's your favorite city to play in on the road hmm I like New York guys is New York they
15:57fucking hate me
15:58there they hate you everywhere you know not Florida is full of Boston people and you
16:08I like Ottawa because it's my hometown Toronto Winnipeg I'm happy they have a team again
16:16what those boring answers yes well I like the hot places too hot like weather hot
16:24oh okay LA is hot hot women yeah sure I mean there are hot women everywhere
16:35there is a girl I like you very much Svetlana she's old friend from Russia her father was famous
16:47goaltender of Soviet team she knows everything about hockey cool she likes you very much oh that's nice
17:05so she's like your girlfriend no nothing like that she's old friend sometimes we fuck but
17:14she's busy these days you know new business selling fancy cars sounds perfect for you yes it's close to
17:23that right but what but it's nothing more than that we're either of us but it's nice to have
17:36regular woman like that around do you think she's the only woman in Boston who sleep with you
17:43I think I will find someone else but you know me I'm easy so I don't know that's out of
17:57you at all
18:03no stay stay I'll get it
18:17you like them
18:25girls oh yeah sure of course I do I never heard about you with girls
18:33it's private all right private I keep a lot of things private obviously
18:44I like girls yeah no shit but I also like you lucky me not this person of course of course
18:56not I'm boring
18:58but you have a good mouth
19:12Hey my boy
19:13Hey
19:14My buddy
19:16Hey
19:17Hey
19:18Hey
19:19Hey
19:19I
19:20I
19:20I
19:27My brother, Alexey, is he there with you?
19:34Are you there?
19:35Is Polina there?
19:40Polina, she's your wife.
19:42Father, okay, calm down.
19:51I'll call him Alexey.
19:53I'll call him.
19:56Where are you?
19:58Come on, he's a psycho.
20:00I'll pay for you that you've been there with him.
20:02You're still hungry?
20:18No, thank you. That was great.
20:20What?
20:25How was your father?
20:30How do you speak Russian?
20:32I know the word for father.
21:06I know the word for father.
23:02Oh.
23:03Oh.
23:07Oh.
23:08Oh.
23:10Oh.
23:11Oh.
23:13Oh.
23:16Oh.
23:17Oh.
23:18Oh.
23:18Oh.
23:21Oh.
23:25Oh.
23:26Oh.
23:27Oh.
23:28Oh.
23:32Oh.
23:44Oh.
23:46Oh.
23:47Oh.
23:49Oh.
23:50Oh.
23:51Oh.
23:52Oh.
23:53Oh.
23:54Oh.
23:55Oh.
23:57Oh.
23:58I should go, I shouldn't go, I shouldn't stay, I can't.
24:07Team meeting in the morning, I forgot, so.
24:10Okay, you forgot team meeting.
24:14Thank you for the tuna milk.
24:22I'm sorry, I just, I can't.
24:32I just, I can't, uh, I can't do this.
24:42I'm sorry.
24:55Are we expecting someone else?
24:57Oh, no, it's just the three of us, thank you.
25:01Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon?
25:03Rolex really wants you there.
25:05I think they're worried their box is too Tennessee, I think.
25:09Does that mean too white?
25:13I thought you liked your deal with Rolex.
25:15I do.
25:16Well, you certainly love the money, and they're great seats.
25:18I mean, they're next to a prince, or, no, actually, a Swedish princess.
25:23I don't think I should skip training.
25:25Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
25:28I don't have time for that right now, Mom.
25:30All my time is scheduled.
25:31No, I just meant...
25:32I get, like, two weeks off a year, I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know.
25:36Trying to make conversation about what, Swedish politics?
25:39Okay.
25:40Can I get anyone a drink?
25:42Well, take this Chablis, please.
25:43Three glasses?
25:44Can I have ginger ale, please?
25:46Oh, we don't have that.
25:47Sparkling water?
25:49Sure.
25:51I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want.
25:54No, I can't.
25:55Not during the season.
25:59Shane.
26:02Yeah?
26:02Is everything all right?
26:04Why?
26:04Because I don't want wine?
26:06Well, you just seem tense.
26:08I'm fine.
26:11Well, I think a little trip to London next summer...
26:14for Wimbledon, just the three of us, would be fun.
26:17And I think you should think about it.
26:19You could make a week of it.
26:21Go to a play, see Big Ben.
26:23You loved it when you were a kid.
26:25You guys should go.
26:26You'd have a great time.
26:27You're the tennis fan, Dad.
26:29They're not going to send us the tickets, honey.
26:31It's you they want.
26:32We're just the parents.
26:34You're the main attraction.
26:35Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
26:38They won't kick you out, and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
26:41Honey, I don't want you to lie.
26:44That's not who you are.
26:49Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
26:52It's okay.
26:54Anything you want to talk about?
26:58Let's, um...
26:59Let's think about London.
27:00Maybe it could be fun.
27:01I'm just gonna use the washroom.
27:06Swedish princess?
27:08I don't know.
27:20Hey, man.
27:21Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
27:25I was about to, um...
27:27Get your ass to the Milan, baby.
27:29My buddy, Francois, the chef.
27:30You remember him?
27:31Oh, yeah.
27:32He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
27:35JJ?
27:36The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
27:40All of them?
27:41I don't fucking know.
27:43Get down here.
27:44You remember the restaurant, right?
27:45Le Tambo?
27:46I don't know.
27:48I don't know.
27:51I don't know.
27:52I don't know.
27:52Yes, you bitch.
27:56This is you.
27:58Okay, guys.
27:59This one never leaves this fucking house.
28:02Tonight is our meat up.
28:07Uh, do you have any ginger ale?
28:10I mean, I do, but...
28:12Actually, just a beer, please.
28:14Whatever you have on tap.
28:15Shane Hollander, whatever he wants here.
28:25You keep it, then.
28:28It's an honor.
28:35Cool crowd, huh?
28:36Shit.
28:37Bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
28:39Rose Landry is here, man.
28:41She is?
28:41Yeah.
28:42I might be needing another one of these.
28:48Yeah.
28:48What's the matter?
28:56No, we are here.
29:02We are here.
29:04I want you to go.
29:06All right.
29:07I want you.
29:08All right.
29:08I want you to go.
29:08She's all right.
29:09I'll go.
29:10All right.
29:14Come on.
29:15Are you here to help me finish these fries?
29:20The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
29:23I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
29:28Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
29:33I'm Rose, by the way.
29:34I'm Shane. I'm...
29:35Wow, I'm a big fan.
29:39Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
29:42Really?
29:43I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
29:48I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
29:50Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
30:05I was eight, and I played this girl
30:08who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
30:10Wow.
30:10Lied, Bill Paxton.
30:12That is terrible.
30:14He was actually pretty nice to me.
30:16And it was good practice.
30:18Getting kidnapped?
30:20I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies,
30:23including the one I'm doing right now.
30:26Fuck, you...
30:28You didn't hear that.
30:29No, they literally have me murdered
30:31if they find out I told you.
30:33My lips are sealed.
30:37Okay.
30:38Your turn.
30:40Well, I've never been kidnapped.
30:42I mean, there have been threats, but...
30:44No, not what I meant.
30:47Shane Hollander, eight years old.
30:49Paint me a picture.
30:56Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
31:00The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years,
31:03so I'm probably just having fun.
31:07Did it stop being fun?
31:10No.
31:12Well, I mean, kind of.
31:13I love it, but it got more intense,
31:17so I guess I kind of got more intense, too,
31:19if that makes sense.
31:21Yeah, it does.
31:25And I bet that being the only Asian kid
31:28didn't make it less intense.
31:31I wasn't the only one.
31:33There was one other.
31:36He hated me, though.
31:38I have a Western last name,
31:40so it's like the other kids kind of forgot
31:43to make fun of me.
31:44And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
31:48I was all right.
31:53John tapped out at NCAA.
31:56But he still made it to the Frozen Four of Princeton.
31:59That's amazing.
31:59He's an agent now, naturally.
32:03And Peter's in the AHL.
32:06Undrafted, but hey.
32:07Still not nothing.
32:08Not nothing indeed.
32:12So this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
32:17No.
32:17I was here a few years ago
32:19shooting this horrible FBI movie.
32:22Underdark?
32:23Kidnapped?
32:24Come on.
32:25No.
32:26I fly a lot.
32:27I watch a lot of movies.
32:28No, that movie is so bad.
32:29It's not great.
32:30No, it's horrible.
32:31You're really good.
32:32I'm so bad in it.
32:33No, you're good.
32:34Well, I'm barely in it.
32:36I was here for a week,
32:37and it was the summer.
32:39Kind of different in the winter, though, right?
32:41Michigan, remember?
32:42Your winter doesn't scare me.
32:45Okay.
32:46Okay.
32:54So, are you going to be in town a little while, sir?
32:56Put it on your visa, put it on my visa, hey.
32:59Don't want you to go, oh, oh, oh, oh.
33:02Yeah, you're my love, oh, oh, oh.
33:04Take you inside, but show you I'm real, I'm real, hey.
33:09Blocked FM, baby, I wanna be dancing with you.
33:14Pushed FM, baby, you're gonna let me go.
33:16I will be taking you under down, where, where, under down.
33:23Under down, that's a goalie, yeah.
33:26Under down, yeah, under down, yeah, under down, yeah, fight.
33:30Roz, Roz, you gotta see this.
33:32You're gonna shit, man.
33:35So.
33:35Mm-hmm.
33:38What's up?
33:39No.
33:40I know, right?
33:41She's like a huge fucking movie star.
33:42How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:44She's shooting a film in Montreal.
33:45How the fuck do you know?
33:46What says it right there?
33:47The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy.
33:52The source goes on to say,
33:54I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking landfrey.
34:17And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
34:21That's gonna upset some Detroit fans.
34:34Ah, seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
34:44No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp,
34:46but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new love.
34:50as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated X-Squad sequel.
34:55Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
35:00Well, it's hard to blame either one.
35:01They are definitely one hot couple.
35:03They are five.
35:04Hey, I was watching that.
35:06Here.
35:08Oh, fuck!
35:10Good Rose.
35:11Oh, fuck.
35:14I still might talk.
35:16Okay, man.
35:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
35:25Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight
35:29between themselves and their arch-rivals, the Boston Raiders.
35:32But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
35:55Go, come on.
35:59Yeah.
36:00Yeah.
36:01Hey!
36:03Hey!
36:06Oh, come on, let's go!
36:09Let's do it!
36:28We'll get him, buddy.
36:29No rusts.
36:32In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
36:38If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight,
36:43but where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
36:46Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
36:56Fuck this shit.
36:59I need to get laid, let's go out.
37:01Where?
37:02We're in Montreal.
37:04We find a fucking club.
37:06Delby Bull!
37:08I'm on it.
37:10Jesus.
37:11Jesus.
37:12Jesus.
37:17Jesus.
37:17Jesus.
37:19Jesus.
37:20Jesus.
37:22Jesus.
37:24Jesus.
37:25You just said.
37:26All this interesting said.
37:27Running through my head.
37:28Running through my head.
37:29All this interesting said.
37:30All the same sad.
37:31These sad, these sad, these sad, these...
37:33Hi, handsome.
37:37Good game tonight, babe?
37:39No, it wasn't.
37:40No it wasn't, but you won.
37:43I need a beer.
37:44I bet you do.
37:45Did you watch the game, too?
37:46Yeah.
37:46Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone,
37:48but it was a sweaty look.
37:50Miles, don't be terrible.
37:52I have no problem watching sweaty colors.
37:55Okay, I want to dance.
37:57I don't know, I'm beat.
37:58Come on, I never get to dance.
38:00Okay, that is a lie.
38:01Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
38:02Yeah, that makes two of us.
38:03Miles, get a champagne.
38:15Sorry about that.
38:17Can I have one more, please?
38:51And I'm all mixed up, feeling cold and rushed.
38:54They say it's my fault, but I want it so much.
38:57When I flare away, by the sun and the rain.
38:59Coming on my face, wish I will the shame.
39:02When I stop and stare, don't worry me.
39:04Cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
39:07I can try to pretend, I can try to forget,
39:10But it's driving for men, going out on fire.
39:15Running through my head, running through
39:51I got to go to the bathroom.
40:27I got to go to the bathroom.
40:50I got to go to the bathroom.
40:59I got to go to the bathroom.
41:21I got to go to the bathroom.
41:51I got to go to the bathroom.
42:21I got to go to the bathroom.
42:51I got to go to the bathroom.
42:52I got to go to the bathroom.
43:12I got to go to the bathroom.
43:12I got to go to the bathroom.
43:12I got to go to the bathroom.
43:13No place, there is just you and me.
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