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00:01Wow.
00:02What am I thinking right now?
00:04That this is weird.
00:05This is weird.
00:07This isn't weird. This is awesome.
00:10What's going on here? Why are there two of me?
00:12They restored you from a backup.
00:14But that's illegal.
00:15Is he more muscular? Barely.
00:18That's not what I was gonna say at all.
00:20You're downloading the AI to a clone?
00:22Imagine how fast the program will improve after experience in the real world.
00:27Oh!
00:29No worries. We've got more clones.
00:32Let's try this again.
00:33I live here. On the street?
00:34It's too bright here. Here.
00:37That hat was our only way of tracking it.
00:39Will you marry me?
00:40No, no. I have been dreaming of this moment for like 10 years.
00:43And in my dreams, I am not wearing this.
00:47What's up, bro? Where are you?
00:49Oh, just hanging out with real Nathan.
00:51I'm real Nathan. I meant fake Nate.
00:53I'm always switching you guys up now.
00:56Your Nathan is deeply in love with you.
00:58My Nathan has a fixation with Quebec, which we're going to explore.
01:02But they belong to Horizon, not us.
01:05Are there two Nathans, Ms. Gannerman?
01:08Mm-hmm.
01:09Nathan Brown, the guy we killed.
01:11There's at least four billionaires in that room.
01:14The joke is in bed with the upload companies and they control Freon.
01:18Freeze!
01:18No!
01:20I'm sorry, you're going to have to come with us.
01:26Those bastards brought us down to one person.
01:28I saw other Nathan.
01:29They destroyed him.
01:31Oh my God!
01:33Wait! Wait!
01:35Which one are you?
01:47Who will you do?
01:49You?
01:49You have the rings.
01:53You have the rings?
01:55You have the rings, right?
01:57I thought you had the rings.
01:58Oh my God.
02:00What?
02:00Nathan, you...
02:01Oh, hold on.
02:02Yeah.
02:03No, I got rings.
02:07And you say, with this ring, I thee wed.
02:11With this ring, I thee wed.
02:20Hey.
02:25What's wrong?
02:27I thought you'd be happy.
02:30Hey.
02:31I thought you'd be happy.
02:36Hey, honey.
02:37Just checking in.
02:39We made dinner.
02:41There's a plate for you.
02:46We'll leave it outside.
02:47Whenever you want, just give a shout.
02:52Or any sound.
02:55Should I just leave it on the floor?
02:57Simulation unpaused.
02:58I saw it leave your face.
03:08It's the only thing that I need.
03:12It's the only thing that I need.
03:17But my heart, it never breaks.
03:23It just beats on.
03:25Despite the ache and the day I touch you and make you see.
03:35Broken will be.
03:44Broken will be.
03:49You will be.
03:50You and me.
03:53Broken will be.
04:00Oh, yay! There she is! We were just, you know, passing through, thinking about our best girl,
04:08Nora. Like, what's she up to today? Maybe a shower or laundry? Oh, maybe both.
04:17Here's a subtle reminder. My bachelorette is tonight, and I would love it if you came.
04:23It might be good for you to finally leave the apartment. You know, maybe have a drink, maybe a laugh.
04:29Maybe a shower. Did we already say that?
04:32Mm-hmm. We miss your smile.
04:41There it is. Oh, look at you lighting up the room.
04:45And no pressure. You don't have to sing or make a toast. Just come and slump in the corner.
04:52I'll try.
04:54I'd better, um, get back to it.
04:58Mom!
05:00Get back to what?
05:01Oh, my God, Nathan. These flowers are so beautiful.
05:06Oh, boy.
05:16I guess she'll shed those goggles in her own time.
05:20Let's hope.
05:21You know what they say? The best way to get over your ex is to get under your next. Which,
05:25I could be her next. If you guys think, like, that's a good idea.
05:29I think it would kill her.
05:32Nope.
05:33Don't!
05:34What?
05:35What?
05:36Ivan, I will take your rent money, but when I am physically in this apartment, you do not cross into
05:41a shared space.
05:42She's in a shared space.
05:44Yeah, but I am that disgusting.
05:46As soon as I can max out my 401k, both of you are on the street.
05:55Me? Alicia?
05:56Yes!
06:00Ladies and gentlemen of the class of 96, today your life begins. My name is Meryl Street, and I'm telling
06:09you to make your bed!
06:12You call those wedding vows? Those are shit!
06:17Yeah, uh, they could be better. Okay, can you come up with something that will make Ingrid happy, but is
06:24also honest about our complicated past?
06:27I think you're gonna have to pick one, man.
06:29No, it was a great prop! Come on! This is important! These are Nathan's fucking vows!
06:36Ugh! Nate, don't you worry your pretty little head. As your best man and officiant, I will handle everything.
06:50What else you got?
06:57Great.
07:00Angel!
07:02Yeah!
07:03You called me!
07:06Did you get me that employee discount on my top hat?
07:10No, but I haven't-
07:11Jesus Christ! Do you even care about this wedding? It's like I'm out here entirely on my own!
07:16I have four outfit changes and I am sewing up a fifth!
07:19I just have my one dress.
07:21And you think that's enough?
07:22It's all I can afford. And marrying Nathan is enough.
07:26Ugh! You're stressing me out! You're stressing me out! Can I speak to your manager? I need to talk to
07:31Alicia.
07:32Ring ring! Put her through, Angel!
07:34Alicia's an EVP now. She manages like 2,000 floors. She is unreachable to the likes of you.
07:39I knew she felt weird after our kiss.
07:43Sorry, it sounded like you said you kissed Alicia.
07:45Yeah, and she's been kinda, sorta avoiding me ever since.
07:49Juicy.
07:51Well, either she's in love with you and can't deal, or you're a terrible kisser and she's saving you the
07:57embarrassment.
07:57It's the first one.
07:59Of course it is.
08:01Lil' man.
08:02Knock, knock roomie.
08:04Can't talk. I have a senior meeting on floor seven.
08:07Oh, what's on floor seven? HR? Cause you kissed Luke?
08:11Ha, he's telling people about that now. Man, he has got a big mouth.
08:16And I bet he knows how to use it.
08:20I'm too busy for this.
08:21But not too busy to come to my bachelorette, right? I thought you were a guaranteed yes?
08:25I believe I said I would try to stop by.
08:27I'm certain you did. So now it's a fact. And a fact is a promise.
08:31And a promise is a pancake. And a pancake is a fish tank.
08:34I can say words too, Ingrid.
08:35Okay, but without you and Nora, it's looking a little bleak.
08:39Have fun on seven!
08:40Ingrid!
09:16Okay, we packing.
09:20Energy bills from all horizon better locations.
09:24Hmm.
09:27Why do you need it?
09:28Any sign of their new secret project and download tech.
09:32OMI wants details.
09:33Not yet, but I will keep my eyes open.
09:36Where do you think you are going?
09:39My roommate is having a bachelorette party.
09:42No, you don't get to have a life.
09:44You took out our top agent when you got Karina fired.
09:47We own your ass.
09:49Yeah, well, this ass is free range.
09:53We had a choice to murder you or to bring you into our organization,
09:56and Karina begged us to bring you in.
09:59She said that you would take to this life, that you're highly intelligent,
10:02you enjoy risk, and you yearn to be exceptional.
10:05And the alternative is being murdered.
10:09So are we good?
10:12Yeah.
10:13Good.
10:13Now, don't forget to fill out your stats paperwork.
10:17When can I see Karina?
10:19Oh, Karina, we had to kill her, but it was for something else.
10:23No, no, no.
10:25We sent her scuba diving.
10:27She's on a scuba diving trip, which she loves.
10:31You are calm now.
10:33Okay.
10:34Time for you to train with Mr. Chu.
10:36What the fuck?
10:39I love you.
10:46I love you.
10:47I love you, too.
10:49Okay, honeymoon.
10:50Where do you want to go?
10:51I know where you want to go.
10:53Hawaii is the number one ranked honeymoon destination for people under 40.
10:57You wouldn't talk like that.
10:59Just act like real Nathan.
11:01Hawaii is the number one ranked honeymoon destination for people under 40.
11:03Come on!
11:11Get out of the shared space!
11:14Both of you!
11:15Save your battery, babe.
11:17She's in a mood.
11:18Ugh!
11:32We play VR Fantasy.
11:34We play VR Fantasy.
11:36Nora!
11:40Nora!
11:41Nora!
11:41Nathan?
11:44Nora?
11:45Is that you?
11:47Oh, my God.
11:49I found you.
11:50I miss you.
11:51I miss you.
11:52I miss you so much.
11:54I miss you, too.
11:55I thought you were dead.
11:59Oh.
12:02Did you want to go to Hawaii for honeymoon?
12:05No.
12:07My land.
12:08Remember?
12:08Montreal.
12:09Oh, my God.
12:10It's really you.
12:14Nathan?
12:15Nathan?
12:27I'm losing my mind.
12:33Angel?
12:34You rang?
12:36Remember, don't angel me tomorrow.
12:38It's bad luck for the groom to see his bride the day of the wedding.
12:42I just wanted to see you before I hit the town with the boys.
12:44You finished your vows, right?
12:46Mine are really, really good.
12:48They're funny.
12:49They're moving.
12:50Timeless, yet modern.
12:52And profound.
12:56Me, too.
12:56Oh, that's great.
12:58Okay, well, behave yourself, okay?
13:01No cheating on each other until after we get our reality show.
13:04I know.
13:05I know.
13:05Seriously, you have nothing to worry about.
13:07Tonight is going to be super chill.
13:10Oh, my God.
13:11Party time!
13:14Yeah!
13:19Woo!
13:20I can't see ya.
13:21Woo, woo, woo, woo!
13:23One second.
13:25One single second could be the difference between life or death.
13:28You must learn to fight.
13:30Pass.
13:31I'm an office spy.
13:32I'll be transferring shit to ring drives inside.
13:35Looking terrific.
13:37And if Horizon Security sees you and tries to kill you, how will you escape?
13:41I'll seduce them.
13:43Ah!
13:44They're in a committed relationship.
13:46It didn't work.
13:51Put these on.
14:19You okay, Mr. Choo?
14:23Nora?
14:25You're back.
14:26I didn't know if you'd be back.
14:28I'm back.
14:28Yay!
14:29I don't know how long I have, though.
14:32Uh, what do you want to do?
14:34Sing?
14:35Dance?
14:35Um, play word cookies?
14:37No.
14:39No, let's just talk.
14:40Okay.
14:41Is this a nice place?
14:43It's Alicia's Flatiron District.
14:46How have you been?
14:48Ah.
14:49You look, um...
14:51I'll shower.
14:52I'll shower.
14:53I was gonna shower, like, any day now.
14:55Maybe a small shower.
14:56Yeah.
14:56It's like, yeah.
14:58Mm-hmm.
14:59You look incredible.
15:02I want to touch you so bad.
15:04Me too.
15:07My crickitos are ready.
15:11I can wait.
15:13Can it?
15:14I don't need to eat.
15:16Go get your crickitos.
15:18You won't go away?
15:19No.
15:21Stay here.
15:22I'll try.
15:23I'll be right back.
15:25Okay.
15:26Don't move.
15:28No.
15:29Oh, okay.
15:35I'm back.
15:36Hi.
15:37Hi.
15:47So, what's everyone singing?
15:49I call Informer.
15:53Informer.
15:53You know, say that I miss know me, I go blame.
15:55I lick me boom, boom, down.
15:58You know that.
15:59So, who else is coming?
16:01You must have all sorts of cool and glamorous friends, right?
16:06Alicia and Nora are probably, definitely, maybe coming.
16:11Okay.
16:12This is gonna suck.
16:15Oh, um, let's play a game.
16:17Oh, everyone say the weirdest thing they know about Nathan and Ingrid's relationship.
16:22Oh.
16:23That it's ending in marriage?
16:26Okay.
16:27Call Nora.
16:30Hey, girl.
16:31Are you coming?
16:33I could use an actual friend.
16:35I'm really sorry, Ingrid.
16:37I can't.
16:38I have someone over.
16:41Oh.
16:42That's wonderful.
16:44Bring them.
16:45If they're real.
16:47I so wish I could.
16:50Sorry.
16:51You're still coming to the wedding, though, right?
16:54Nora.
16:56I lost her.
16:58She sometimes has imaginary friends.
17:10Remember, guys, our only goal tonight is to make love to Nathan Brown.
17:16Um, what?
17:17Make Nathan Brown feel loved.
17:18What did you, what did you hear?
17:20What did you hear?
17:21Nothing sounds good.
17:23It's loud.
17:23Yeah.
17:24Any questions?
17:25Yeah.
17:25Who are all these people?
17:27The Sinister Six.
17:29Next question.
17:30How are we the Sinister Six?
17:32There's 11 of us.
17:34I know that, Lionel.
17:35That's what makes it so sinister.
17:37Tonight is about...
17:40Anyone?
17:41Tonight where there are no rules.
17:42Anything can be put into anything.
17:45No.
17:46No.
17:46It's not...
17:46Dead wrong.
17:48Dead wrong.
17:48Love.
17:49We are all here tonight to show love to Nathan.
17:52Because we are his closest friends.
17:55Me, Horny Mildred, Ivan the Terrible, Dylan the Perv, Mr. McGrumpet, Ernie the Therapist Dog, and a very good boy.
18:05The Gordita Crunch taco head at two AI guys for good luck and penisless guy.
18:11My name is not penisless guy.
18:14But you don't have a penis.
18:16You're not wrong.
18:17I hope Nathan has a scrumptious night tonight.
18:20Oh, goddammit.
18:21Not him.
18:21As scrumptious as the Nokia Taco Bell Gordita Crunch.
18:24Okay, can we not advertise during my bachelor party?
18:27Your bachelor party is sponsored by Gordita Crunch.
18:29Let's get our crunch on.
18:31Super.
18:32All right, everybody.
18:33It's time to turn it up.
18:34Let's go.
18:36Hey, hey, hey.
18:39What?
18:40What are you gonna...
18:41Oh, no.
18:43Oh, fuck.
18:44Save some for me.
18:46More tongue.
18:47More tongue.
18:48I'm delicious, aren't I?
18:51Have any of you ever paid for sex?
18:53What's a normal rate?
18:55Is this karaoke room, too?
18:57Alicia, you made it.
18:59Oh, yeah.
19:00Two hours late and smelling of...
19:02hot dog?
19:04It's not a party without Mr. Maya.
19:08Oh, my God.
19:10Oh, me first.
19:12Me first.
19:13How do you plug him in?
19:14You don't even believe me.
19:15Oh, here it is.
19:16Oh, here it is.
19:18Oh, get it.
19:19Hey, Lucy.
19:20Oh, okay.
19:22Does anyone have any...
19:24My...
19:25My...
19:25My...
19:26Lucy, I have to see where we're from.
19:29Good on you, cover.
19:31Chips out to.
19:33Hotels are all from down under.
19:35You still have any of those situations available in the city?
19:39No, it's all gone poorly.
19:41Never mind, niggas.
19:42People drop out, don't they?
19:44Anyway, coming up to the house.
19:46We put a couple of shrimps on the barbom.
19:47Hey, Dad.
19:50You said Mom visited you after she died?
19:53That's right.
19:54Sometimes I feel her presence so strongly, it's like I'm talking to her.
19:58Like.
20:00But what about for real?
20:04Nathan's been visiting me as a...
20:09He's been here, and I'm awake.
20:15Here's what I know.
20:17You, me, your mom, Nathan, we all have souls.
20:23Yeah.
20:24And those souls keep going after death.
20:26I believe it now, too.
20:29Is this...
20:30Daughter's family listening to her father?
20:33Oh, my God.
20:34Don't gloat.
20:36Oh, look.
20:37I had a potato for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
20:40Gloating's all I have.
20:41Ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:43Ha, ha, ha!
20:46Ha, ha, ha!
21:11Oh man, what happened last night?
21:19Oh, does my mouth taste like processed meat?
21:25All right.
21:29How do you live in this thing?
21:32It's so heavy.
21:34Oh my God.
21:35Oh my God, Nora.
21:37I love it.
21:39Does this mean that you're...
21:43Surprise!
21:48Ow.
21:50Ladies, there has been a murder.
21:53Because after the guests see you, they're gonna fucking die.
21:57Oh my God.
21:59Cheers.
22:02That better just be juice.
22:04We're in VR.
22:05I'm not getting wasted in real life.
22:08Or am I?
22:10Nora, I'm so happy you're here.
22:12Oh, are you kidding?
22:13You think I'd miss the wedding of my ex's copy and my really new friend?
22:18You're gonna make me cry.
22:21You know, I always thought it would be you and Nathan.
22:24Heard that, Viv.
22:26I'm sure your Nathan would have loved to come.
22:29I know he would, but it's fine.
22:32I talked to him right before I got here.
22:36Wait, what?
22:37What?
22:37I was just speaking with him.
22:42He's not gone.
22:44I mean, my Nathan, he has eternal life.
22:47I mean, he's, he's here.
22:49Oh, he's not here.
22:51Right, honey?
22:53Well, I mean, I think he's in heaven.
22:57But also in my apartment where he's been appearing to me as a ghost.
23:04And we hang out and we talk and, and I'm, I'm not gonna pretend that it's not happening.
23:13Because it is.
23:14Okay?
23:15Does anyone have a problem with that?
23:18You know, uh, if my uncle were gonna haunt anyone, it would probably be you.
23:23Uh, tell him I said to call me.
23:25Just because he's dead doesn't mean he can't find the time to call his mom, right?
23:31I can't do this.
23:32Okay.
23:33Yay.
23:34This is just like, um, a little plus one from the afterlife.
23:40Should we all say a little prayer?
23:42Okay.
23:42This is now Nora's prayer room.
23:46Let's, um, let's all, let's cheer.
23:50Yeah.
23:50Um, hold hands.
23:54Let's all bow our heads.
23:59Okay.
24:01Yeah.
24:02Okay.
24:04Dear Lord.
24:06Hello.
24:09How are you?
24:12I bet nobody ever asks you that.
24:22Thank you for bringing Nathan back in my life.
24:28Amen.
24:29Amen.
24:30Amen.
24:31Amen.
24:32Amen.
24:32Amen, girls.
24:33And a women.
24:34Am I right?
24:35Yeah.
24:36Yeah.
24:37Hey.
24:39Aw, that was really sweet.
24:42Yeah.
24:43Yeah.
24:57Fill me up.
24:59Not today.
25:00I have a guest.
25:01Same as you.
25:03Hishi.
25:04How much time did they reserve that whole lobby for?
25:08It's super expensive.
25:16They're good.
25:18You know, I always thought it would be you and Nathan together in the end.
25:24What?
25:27You had like a, a vibe.
25:30Oh my God, we're not sitting together?
25:51I promised myself I wouldn't do this.
25:54No.
25:55No.
26:18Usually a woman is walked by her dad, but she's walking herself because her dad killed her fianc茅.
26:23Okay.
26:24Is that normal?
26:26No.
26:35Showtime.
26:40Hey, how's everybody doing over here?
26:43Ah, make some noise for me, your wedding emcee.
26:47I understand we have some guests who have traveled all the way from the real world today,
26:52and boy are their arms tired.
27:01God.
27:02We are gathered here today to celebrate a very beautiful thing.
27:07A wedding between a perfect ten living woman and a man who is dead.
27:13Or rather a copy of a man who is dead and yet is a more perfect eleven.
27:20There it is.
27:22I will now invite the couple to read their vows.
27:25Thank you, Luke.
27:30Nathan, when I was a child, my favorite book was The Very Independent Bubble.
27:38Surprise, surprise.
27:40And I quote.
27:43Once there was a little girl who loved to blow bubbles.
27:47And when she blew them, they would go wherever she wanted.
27:50She could make them go up or down or sideways.
27:55But one day she blew a bubble who had a mind of his own.
28:01He was a very independent bubble.
28:07That's me.
28:09When she made all the other bubbles go up, he decided to explore the world.
28:14Come back, shouted the little girl.
28:17The world is full of pokey things that can pop a bubble.
28:22But the very independent bubble didn't care.
28:26He had to see what was out there.
28:28So the little girl secretly followed him.
28:31And whenever he almost hit a pokey thing, she jumped in front.
28:36And the girl was happy.
28:37Although she was covered in bruises from all the pokey things.
28:42But one morning she woke up and the very independent bubble was gone.
28:47She searched high and low for him.
28:50From the bottom of a diamond mine to the top of a skyscraper.
28:55She was so upset, she didn't look where she was going.
28:58And she fell right off the tippy top of the skyscraper.
29:03Down.
29:04Down she fell past all the good little bubbles who had floated up.
29:11And guess what happened next?
29:14She fell right on top of the very independent bubble.
29:18And he didn't pop.
29:21He turned into a pillow and stayed in her bed forever after.
29:30Sorry.
29:37Nathan, no matter what happens to us, Brownie,
29:42no matter where you float away to,
29:45I will always find you.
29:50And you will end up in my bed.
29:59Okay.
30:01Uh, Nathan?
30:04Inky.
30:06You are the most passionate person I have ever met.
30:10You go all in in everything that you do.
30:14And that's how I'm going to be in this marriage.
30:17I'm all in.
30:19I'm all in grid.
30:24For all eternity.
30:26Nathan, do you take this woman to be your wife for as long as you both shall live,
30:31which theoretically could be forever?
30:35I do.
30:37Ingrid, do you take this-
30:39I do.
30:40I have one more thing that I have to read.
30:43This wedding was brought to you by Gordita Crunch.
30:45Six flavors.
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30:48Get your crunch on.
30:49I now pronounce you man and wife.
30:52You could kiss.
30:53Please kiss.
30:53Yes.
31:03I love you guys!
31:24Norma?
31:24Really?
31:26Still?
31:27Excuse me.
31:28That's my chair.
31:29I'm Norma, Ingrid's pube stylist.
31:32I think you're up there.
31:35It is so good to finally meet you.
31:37Ingrid calls me Nora all the time.
31:40Nice to meet you too.
31:42Hear ye!
31:43Hear ye!
31:44Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Mr. and Mrs. Ingrid Nathan Canerman Brown!
31:56Oh boy, she's gonna throw a bouquet.
31:59The wedding bouquet.
32:00Traditionally, whoever catches it will be the next person getting married.
32:03That's right.
32:04Which means it's time for me to go.
32:05Peace.
32:07Nora!
32:08Catch!
32:09No!
32:11Not my house!
32:13Booyah!
32:14I'm getting married!
32:16Yes!
32:17It's okay.
32:18Yeah.
32:45Hey.
32:46I meant what I said.
32:48I love you.
32:50I'm 100% in.
32:51I know.
32:53I just wish everyone got what they wanted.
33:03Oh!
33:07Uh.
33:08What is it?
33:09Nothing.
33:10You're fine.
33:11No!
33:11You're fine.
33:15Okay.
33:15Okay.
33:17So, it looks like my hugsuit is having a little malfunction.
33:21It's not a problem.
33:22Just keep enjoying your hors d'oeuvres.
33:31You look beautiful.
33:35I'm just happy.
33:37Come here.
33:51Use mine.
33:53It's your day.
34:07Nora.
34:08Nora, are you here?
34:13Nathan?
34:15Nathan?
34:16Yeah.
34:17It's me.
34:19Oh.
34:19Oh.
34:20No way.
34:22Maid of honor?
34:24That's so cute.
34:26Oh.
34:27What?
34:31Wait.
34:35Oh my God.
34:37You're a projection.
34:39Not a ghost.
34:41That's good news.
34:42You're not dead.
34:43You're...
34:44You're digital.
34:46Do you know where you're projecting from?
34:48I don't know.
34:49It's really bright.
34:50And...
34:50And...
34:51I can hear this, like, um...
34:55Shhh...
34:55Shhh...
34:57And...
34:59I can see a torrent.
35:00I need you to come find me.
35:02I need you to be...
35:31Vinicius...
35:32I don't know what you're...
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