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Victorious S01E07 Robarazzi
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00:00The End
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00:09Okay, bye! Later!
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00:26Don't you guys wanna know what that is?
00:28Is it a transporter from the future
00:30that can beam you to another table?
00:32Cause if it is, what button do I push?
00:35That's so hurtful!
00:37You know, you don't always have to be mean to everyone.
00:40See? Tori's interested in my device.
00:42I'm really not.
00:46Aw, come on, little rat. Tell us about your doohickey.
00:51Okay, it's called the Snowbee.
00:54Watch.
01:07It makes pretend snow!
01:10Ah, see that.
01:12It's all over my tostada.
01:14And my pizza.
01:15Well, do not eat it.
01:17Why?
01:18Cause it says the fake snow is toxic and can cause abdominal bleeding.
01:26So, what made you buy a machine that poisons people's lunches?
01:33This catalog.
01:35Sky store?
01:36Yeah.
01:37I went to visit my uncle and uncle this weekend in San Francisco.
01:40And they have these on the plane.
01:42It's like, filled with all kinds of cool stuff you can buy.
01:46Oh, like this!
01:47A tree face!
01:48You put it on your tree to give it a face.
01:53What if you don't have a tree?
01:55It also works on bushes.
02:00Unbelievable!
02:02You guys have no idea how upset I am about...
02:05It snowed?
02:07In Los Angeles?
02:09I told you global warming was bogus.
02:12Stop watching Fox News.
02:14No.
02:15It's fair and balanced.
02:17Dude!
02:18It's not real snow.
02:19But you can eat it.
02:22I don't wanna eat anything.
02:24What are you all upset about?
02:25This time.
02:27The seniors?
02:29The ones who run the slap?
02:31Dot com?
02:31No, dot gov.
02:33Yes, dot com!
02:35They wanna cancel my blog.
02:37Why?
02:38Oh, wait.
02:38I don't care.
02:40Why?
02:41Cause it's boring.
02:43It is not boring!
02:45Do you guys think that my blog on the slap is boring?
02:50Hey, look. It's that guy over there.
02:53It is that guy!
02:55Wait up, guy!
03:01There's no guy.
03:06I'm sorry they wanna cancel your blog.
03:08I just don't understand why.
03:10Well, what kind of things do you report on?
03:13You know, school news.
03:14Like last week, I did a report about the library being painted.
03:18Boring!
03:21What else?
03:22Um, I did a piece about Principal Eichner's new office makeover.
03:27Oh! I did a three-part series on carpooling.
03:33Which was three parts too many!
03:36Look, if you wanna save your blog, why don't you just make it about the students here?
03:40You know, like all the stuff that goes on in their lives.
03:43You think?
03:44Sure.
03:46Okay. I could try that.
03:48Good.
03:50Oh, and uh, don't eat the snow unless you wanna bleed internally.
03:54Okay.
03:57She's so cute.
03:58A girl like that wants a man.
04:00Not a boy.
04:00I'll get there!
04:04Here I am, once again, feeling lost, but now and then, I breathe it in, to let it go.
04:17And you don't know where you are now, or what it will come to if only somebody could hear.
04:27When you figure out how, you're lost in the moment you disappear.
04:35You don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action.
04:39You're never gonna fade, you'll be the main attraction.
04:44It's not a fantasy, just remember me, when it turns out right.
04:51Cause you know that if you live in your imagination,
04:56tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination.
05:00In my victory, just remember me, when I make it shine.
05:20I thought you were taking me to Inside Out Burger.
05:23We'll eat later.
05:24I wanna show you the footage I shot for my blog.
05:26And why would I care about that?
05:29Because, if this interview's any good, it might convince the seniors to let me keep doing my blog on the
05:33slap.
05:34Man, why don't you just rub my back?
05:37Just watch, this is quality stuff.
05:40Hello?
05:42Hi, now your name is...
05:45Sinjin Van Cleef.
05:48Now Sinjin, I understand that you collect something.
05:52Yes.
05:57Um, what do you collect?
06:00Oh.
06:04I collect these.
06:06And those are...
06:08Teeth.
06:09From the relatives of past presidents.
06:12Ew.
06:14That's creepy, man.
06:15Shush.
06:17So tell us about some of your teeth.
06:19This tooth came from the mouth of a cousin of Ronald Reagan.
06:24Hey!
06:26This tooth is a mower that came from the mouth of Jimmy Carter's brother Billy.
06:31Wow, it's so...
06:34Yellow.
06:35I know.
06:37Whoa, whoa, whoa!
06:38What?
06:39Look, you see Tori in the background?
06:41You're supposed to be focusing on my interview with Sinjin.
06:44Shut up, dingbat!
06:46What?
06:47Rewind the video, kill the volume, zoom in on Tori, and play it again.
07:00Yeah, now watch her, watch her.
07:06She's squeezing on a pimple.
07:08A zit!
07:09So?
07:11Dude!
07:12That's the kind of funk America wants to see.
07:15Huh?
07:16People caught on video.
07:19Put that on your stupid blog if you want it to be popular.
07:23But Tori squeezing a pimple, that's just mean.
07:26It's news, man.
07:27Come on, Rob.
07:28You want to be a loser the rest of your life?
07:32I'm not a loser now!
07:34Yeah, what was I thinking?
07:49Okay, now watch, and you'll see Tori reach for her pimple.
07:55Wait for it.
07:57And...
07:58There it is!
07:59The squeezing!
08:03That's so funny.
08:06Ah!
08:07Wait, wait, wait, wait!
08:08Oh, okay, alright, you caught me.
08:10What?
08:11I want to show you what I got.
08:13Sure.
08:19Okay.
08:20Now, walk towards me.
08:24Closer.
08:27Closer!
08:28Step away!
08:30You're going too close to this person!
08:34The police are on their way!
08:36I didn't do anything!
08:39Uh, would you turn that off?
08:40Move back!
08:42It's the world's best alarm necklace!
08:47Oh, and look!
08:49The world's brightest keychain!
08:52Yeah!
08:52Okay.
08:54Alright, that's bright, you can turn that off now.
08:56Too bright?
08:57Oh, I love that!
09:00Um, you think maybe you're buying, you know, too many things from Scott's store?
09:07No!
09:09Oh, hey, can I borrow some money for lunch?
09:12Uh, yeah.
09:14How much?
09:14$49.95 plus shipping.
09:18No, I don't think it's going to rain!
09:23Hey, Robbie!
09:24Robbie!
09:25Oh, hi!
09:26TheSlap.com!
09:27That thing you did on Tori was hilarious!
09:30You liked my pimple piece?
09:32Awesome!
09:32Rocked!
09:33Thanks!
09:35Oh, hey, funny stuff on The Slap!
09:38You liked it?
09:39Loved!
09:42Uh-huh!
09:44Hey, Shapiro!
09:45Over here!
09:46Please don't embarrass me!
09:48You're the embarrassment in our relationship!
09:52Hi, you guys!
09:53Listen, I put a new piece up on The Slap last night-
09:56Robbie!
09:57We're not kicking you off The Slap!
09:59You're not?
10:00Dude!
10:00That piece you posted about Tori's pimple?
10:03My pimple post?
10:05Tons of views so far!
10:07Tons?
10:08It's trending!
10:09For real?
10:11Yeah!
10:12You keep posting stuff like that,
10:13you can be on The Slap as much as you want!
10:16Wow!
10:17And if you need any help,
10:19we'll let you boss around the ninth graders!
10:21The Slap apprentices?!
10:23Whatever you need!
10:24Great work, Rob!
10:25Keep it hot!
10:28I'm a hit!
10:30Yeah!
10:32Robbie!
10:33You're about to get hit!
10:40Uh, heyya, Tori!
10:41How are things?
10:44I see you're still rocking that chin, zit!
10:47You hit me, I'll sue!
10:50How could you post that video of me squeezing my pimple?
10:53You told me to make my blog about the students!
10:56The stuff that goes on in their lives!
10:58Yeah, not the stuff that grows on my face!
11:01But it's really popular!
11:04I told you to do stories about what's going on in students' lives,
11:08not to embarrass and degrade people!
11:10I mean, seriously!
11:11Is being popular that important to you?
11:16Welcome to Roborazzi, starring Robbie Shapiro.
11:20Roborazzi, your home for up-to-the-minute tasty gossip about the students at Hollywood Arts.
11:27Roborazzi, starring Robbie Shapiro.
11:30Oh, my God.
11:33Coming up on Roborazzi, Tori Vega's pimple.
11:37Shrinking or growing?
11:41Don't touch it!
11:43Also, does Andre Harris have a ketchup problem?
11:49Hmm...
11:50Does St. John Van Cleef steal famous teeth?
11:54Probably.
11:56Is it Splitsville for Beck and Jade?
12:00All this and tons more on Roborazzi, starring Robbie Shapiro.
12:08He's a dead man!
12:09Beck and I aren't splitting up!
12:11Well...
12:12Dude...
12:12Kidding.
12:13I'd use an appropriate amount of ketchup.
12:16Let's go fix this right now.
12:21Uh, Kat, are you coming?
12:23Oh, my God!
12:25Underwear that floats!
12:35Hey!
12:36What do we got?
12:37What do we got?
12:39Um, I got Kat receiving another order from that Sky Store catalog thing.
12:43Whoa, uh, isn't that, like, her fifth delivery this week?
12:46Yeah, a chick's out of control.
12:49No doubt.
12:49Oh!
12:52No!
12:53There were supposed to be two packages!
12:55I only got one.
12:57It was supposed to get here on...
13:00Hey!
13:01Why are you shooting this?
13:03Who are you with?
13:05Roborazzi!
13:05Oh!
13:08Girl's got a problem!
13:10No doubt.
13:11And, uh, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that's
13:15probably not her natural hair color.
13:19Funny stuff, Rob.
13:22Okay!
13:23What else we got?
13:24Hey!
13:25I don't use any more ketchup than the next guy!
13:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
13:29Come on, you guys!
13:30We're in the middle of taping my show!
13:32Beck and I are not Splitsville!
13:34Well...
13:35Is there something you wanna talk about?
13:38Kidding!
13:38Uh, are you guys getting this?
13:40Cause this is really great stuff!
13:43Robby!
13:43You're not gonna have any friends left if you keep exploiting us for your dumb blog!
13:48Okay!
13:49We have...
13:51Tori...
13:54...freaking...
13:54...out!
13:56Is he serious?
13:57Really?
13:58This is ridiculous.
13:59It's ridiculous!
14:00It's ridiculous!
14:02You can't stop!
14:06Stop!
14:11This is your last chance.
14:13Are you gonna stop this Roborazi thing or not?
14:20Coming up on Roborazzi, Tori, Andre, Beck, Jade, all caught on a psychotic rampage.
14:39Is anyone safe?
15:08Oh, I am so mad at Robby.
15:11I feel like everyone's staring at my pimple.
15:14Everyone is.
15:17How do you think I feel?
15:19Five people today have asked me about my catch-up addiction.
15:24One kid called me Mr. Catch-up.
15:27It's all Tori's fault.
15:29Really?
15:30They were about to kick Robby off the slap.
15:33You were the one who told him to start reporting on our personal lives.
15:36Then you gave him ideas by letting him shoot video of you playing with your pimple.
15:40Give me this all.
15:42Hey, Andre, you thought you might need this.
15:47Save some for dinner.
15:51I do not have a catch-up problem.
15:56Andre, Andre, right here.
15:58Hey!
15:59What are you guys doing?
16:00Get out of here!
16:02Who were they?
16:04Roborazis.
16:05Robby's little ninth grade photographers.
16:08Oh, man.
16:08Now, Robby's got pics of me with this industrial-sized ketchup.
16:12We gotta do something.
16:14Clearly.
16:15Robby, I think we just have to show Robby that we're not gonna be his friends until he stops embarrassing
16:19everybody.
16:24That from the Sky store?
16:25Uh-huh.
16:26What is it?
16:27It's the world's most powerful portable juicer.
16:30For juicing on the go.
16:34You're so screwed up.
16:36No, it's really cool.
16:38Look it.
16:39Uh-uh.
16:41Uh-uh.
16:49Beep, beep, beep.
16:53See?
16:57You juiced my pizza.
16:59Why chew what you can drink?
17:05What's up, my peeps?
17:07How's everyone doing this fine day?
17:12Do you really need that much ketchup?
17:14Let's show you, okay?
17:17Hey!
17:19What, Jake?
17:20What are you doing?
17:21Jake!
17:23What's wrong with you guys?
17:26Stop embarrassing us on your dumb Roborazzi blog.
17:29Seriously, Rob?
17:29It's not funny anymore, okay?
17:32You guys embarrass yourselves.
17:35I just get it on tape and show the world.
17:38Well, we don't want to be your friends until you stop.
17:42Fine.
17:42You know, lots of other people want to be my friends.
17:45Smart and attractive people.
17:48See you on the web.
17:53Do you want me to choose your bagel?
17:55I really don't.
18:15Yay!
18:18Kat!
18:19Oh, hey, Lane.
18:21You know you're supposed to be in your improv class right now.
18:23Oh, sorry.
18:24I just got this new thing from Sky Store and...
18:27Yeah, you know, some teachers and students here think you're buying too many things from Sky Store.
18:31I hear you've been borrowing money from people.
18:34Not anymore.
18:35I started using my parents' credit card.
18:39Okay, but still...
18:40You know what this is?
18:41No, and I really don't have time.
18:42It's the ball freshener!
18:46Kat, I think we need to talk about this, because...
18:48See this filthy, icky tennis ball?
18:51Yeah.
18:53Look it.
19:01Fresh as a daisy.
19:05Do you even play tennis?
19:08No, but I'm going to learn with the world's thinnest tennis racket.
19:16Kat, does a person really need to have a tennis racket that...
19:19Wow, it's so light!
19:33Who are you, and why is your number blocked?
19:37Jade?
19:39Wait, Jade!
19:41I didn't...
19:43Why are you screaming at me?
19:45How is it my fault that Rob...
19:47Jade!
19:48Okay, okay, yes, I'll watch it.
19:51Right now.
20:02Welcome to Robarazzi!
20:04Starring Robbie Shapiro.
20:08Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you got what?
20:11I got Beck and Jade in the front seat of Beck's car,
20:14and you need to see this.
20:20Come on, let's just go, it'll be fun.
20:23No!
20:25Why not?
20:26Because I didn't shower this morning, and I had tuna fish for lunch, and I...
20:31There's a dude in the back seat!
20:33Hey, man, what are you...
20:34Get out!
20:35What's wrong with me?
20:35What's wrong with you?
20:36Yeah, you better, guys, I'm going to kill you!
20:38Can you believe me?
20:39I...
20:42Hey, Tor!
20:44Hi, Mom!
20:46Take off your shirt!
20:49Why?
20:50When was the last time you shaved under your arms?
20:52I don't know, last night, this morning.
20:55Are you stubbly yet?
20:57Uh, maybe a little.
20:59Oh, good!
21:00Shirt off, come on!
21:01Yay!
21:03You want to tell me what this is about?
21:04I found this new depilatory cream from Sweden, and it totally made me think of you.
21:10Why me?
21:11Depilatory.
21:12Oh, my God.
21:15Okay, arms up, all the way.
21:18All right.
21:20Now, we just smear this stuff under both your arms, and in 15 minutes, your pits will be
21:30smooth as a baby's butt.
21:32Can't wait.
21:34Why does it seem like you're in a weird mood?
21:37Because, you know my friend Robbie?
21:40Glasses puppet afro?
21:42Yeah.
21:43He started doing this online blog thing.
21:46Hey, who's up?
21:48Oh.
21:48Hey!
21:49Hey, get out of here!
21:50Put your arms up!
21:51Get away!
21:52No!
21:52What are you doing?
21:53Get off my patio!
21:56Can you both kick your arms up?
21:58They're up!
22:00Okay, I need to put an end to this now.
22:03End to what?
22:04Why do those kids want pictures of you?
22:14What up with Tori Vega's armpits?
22:22Oh, where are they?
22:35where are they patience they finished gym 10 minutes ago it takes time to get from the
22:40locker room all the way here hey did that pit cream work never speak of it
22:50turn it on turn it on oh my god he's right behind us it's not funny you guys better keep
22:58me back in my
22:58clothes or i swell turn off the camera why you look so cute dance for us robbie give me back
23:08my clothes
23:09should we yeah i think we need to put this video online what no sorry people want to see what
23:20the
23:20people want to see you could not put this video online okay no problem we'll kill the video as
23:28long as you kill robber ozzi what no yes my blog is a hit all right then i'm just gonna
23:36zoom in right
23:36here no no no don't don't don't are you gonna stop well if i don't do robber ozzi what am
23:43i gonna do
23:43for my blog on the slap low fat recipes okay what do we got what do we got uh i
23:58got lasagna with only
23:5990 calories and four grams of fat oh lasagna what else i got baked onion rings two points must have
24:07a lot
24:07of fiber go i found a non-fat blueberry muffin recipe baby muffins now that is outrageous wait
24:16you taste them uh you taste them
24:42come on let me have it
24:46well maybe i can talk my parents into giving me my credit card back
24:51cats it's time to say goodbye to sky store don't you think that's the best thing to do
25:11look i know it hurts now but you'll feel better soon i know want to come hang for a while
25:16no thanks i just want to sit here okay bye
25:24good sport
25:39hey singjen yes do you have a girlfriend no you have a credit card yeah
25:53why don't you call me sometime really okay i'll go buy a phone
26:10oh my god a litter box that plays classical music
26:18oh my god a litter box that plays a biennial
26:44man
26:47Fresh as a daisy.
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