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Victorious S01E05 Jade Dumps Beck
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00:03Hey, Vick.
00:05Hey, Andre.
00:07Congrats.
00:08You've got a free bottle of water.
00:11I put a dollar in the machine and two came out.
00:14Ah, thanks.
00:15But I don't drink water from mountain streams.
00:19Why not?
00:20Mountain streams are full of fish.
00:22So?
00:23Fish pee.
00:26You're drinking fish pee.
00:28Mmm.
00:30Hey, guys.
00:32Dude.
00:33Look what's on the BuzzFinger homepage.
00:36Oh, poor Jay Leno.
00:39No, under that.
00:42Oh.
00:43Oh, that's you and Alyssa Vaughn together.
00:46No way.
00:49That's Beck and Alyssa Vaughn together.
00:52Why are you guys so impressed?
00:54Because Alyssa Vaughn is famous.
00:55And hot.
00:56Her father's a billionaire.
00:57And hot.
01:00I didn't mean her father.
01:02I drank fish pee.
01:06Explain this.
01:07She's in my yoga class.
01:09Some paparazzi showed up and took that pic.
01:12But we're just friends.
01:14Uh-huh.
01:14And how did Jade react when she found out you were friends with Alyssa Vaughn?
01:19Jade was cool with it.
01:22She threw a rock at me.
01:25Yeah, well, I'd be careful.
01:27Because I don't think Jade's the type to be okay with...
01:30Attention!
01:32Attention!
01:32Attention, everyone!
01:36Stop while I talk!
01:39As you all know, I'm Trina Vega.
01:44Now, if you look at the flyers that just landed on you, you'll see that starting this Friday night, I
01:51will be performing my own one-woman show called Trina with an exclamation point.
01:57Hey!
01:57Shut up!
01:59It's a play that I wrote myself that will not only touch your heart, but blow your mind.
02:06Now, if you look at these flyers, you'll see that...
02:14Could you pass those out?
02:22Here I am, once again, feeling lost, but now and then, I breathe it in, to let it go.
02:38Hey!
02:39We're not done talking about this.
02:41I am!
02:41Well, I'm not!
02:43Listen, Alyssa Vaughn is just a friend.
02:47Yeah, a friend who's already sent you six text messages today.
02:53Seven.
02:55You don't know that's her.
02:56Is it?
03:02What's your favorite tropical fruit?
03:04The mango, and I don't like your new little relationship with Alyssa Vaughn.
03:08It's a text message.
03:10And what does it say?
03:11Hey, maybe...
03:12Hi, Beck!
03:13My daddy just got richer and I got prettier.
03:15Let's make out.
03:17Okay, let me see if I understand you.
03:19Let's see if you do.
03:22Because you and I date, I can't be friends with other girls?
03:25You can be friends with ugly girls?
03:28But not girls who are gorgeous socialites who text message you a hundred times a day.
03:33You know, you...
03:34Tori, Tori.
03:35Can you come here?
03:36What?
03:40If you were my girlfriend...
03:41Great way to start the question.
03:45Would you be all freaked out that I'm just friends with Alyssa Vaughn?
03:48Who cares what she thinks?
03:50Honestly, I wouldn't love it.
03:52I care what she thinks.
03:55How can you say that?
03:56You don't even...
03:57You know, I really don't want to be in the middle of this.
03:59No, you stay right here.
04:02You don't think a girlfriend should just trust her boyfriend?
04:05No, I do.
04:06Get out of here, Tori.
04:07I'd love to.
04:08Stay.
04:10All right, you know what?
04:12Tell me what.
04:13No, no, don't tell him what.
04:15We're done.
04:17Jade!
04:18So you're breaking up with me?
04:20No, no, no, no, no, she's not.
04:22Yeah, I am.
04:23Oh, she is.
04:25You're being ridiculous!
04:26What do you care?
04:28I'm not your girlfriend anymore!
04:31Come see my one-woman show Friday night!
04:36It starts at 8 o'clock sharp!
04:51What you know, Fro?
04:55He called you Fro because your hair is all silly.
04:58Yeah.
04:59Hey, you gotta check out this new app I got for my phone.
05:02It lets you do crazy effects when you're shooting video.
05:05Cool.
05:07Um, so...
05:08You know how I used to write for the school newspaper?
05:11I thought they shut the paper down.
05:13They did, but, uh, some of the seniors started one online.
05:17You know, kind of underground for school news and stuff.
05:21I don't know.
05:21The slap.
05:22The slap dot com.
05:23The dot com was implied.
05:26Anyway, so for the slap, I'm the person in charge...
05:28Ha!
05:29I made your head fat.
05:31Save cheese, fathead.
05:32Cheese.
05:34Anyway, for the slap, I'm the person in charge of writing reviews.
05:38For all the plays here at school.
05:40Yeah?
05:41Well, I'm so busy.
05:44You're not busy!
05:45Shh!
05:46And, uh, and you're such a good writer, I was thinking maybe...
05:50I'm not writing a review for Trina's show.
05:52But what if her play is awful?
05:55What if?
05:56Man, you know her show's gonna bite.
05:58I know.
05:59And if I write a bad review, Trina is going to kill me.
06:02Oh, so it's okay if she kills me?
06:04She'll have a harder time killing you.
06:07You're all firm and developed, and I'm still working on the last chapter of puberty.
06:11And he is a slow reader.
06:14I thought Trina's play opens Friday.
06:17It does, but I'm seeing her last dress rehearsal, and I don't want to be the only one in the
06:20audience.
06:21So take Rex.
06:22Nuh-uh.
06:23I'm staying home and taking a hot bath.
06:26Look, man.
06:27Don't panic yet.
06:28Maybe Trina's play won't be so bad.
06:31Chicago!
06:34Chicago!
06:36It's a city that's exciting.
06:38It's a city that's inviting.
06:39It's a city for a woman just like me.
06:42There's a lake they call like Michigan.
06:44I think I'm really fitting in.
06:45This city is my perfect cup of tea.
06:48Chicago!
06:51Chicago!
06:54Chicago!
06:56Chicago!
07:00The doctor says I ain't never gonna walk again.
07:05Not even on crutches.
07:06But I'm gonna tell you something.
07:11I scared.
07:14I'm a woman in Chicago
07:17who's scared.
07:36No.
07:49Stop it.
07:51Mmm.
07:53Hey.
07:55Hey, Jade.
07:56You look a little like a lady who could use some lunch buddies.
08:00Please.
08:02Well, I just thought that you were mad because of-
08:05I broke up with Beck, okay?
08:06I dumped him.
08:15Whoa!
08:16Ha!
08:17You are amazing.
08:19You know that?
08:20Is that Alyssa Vaughn?
08:22Yeah.
08:22So?
08:24Nothing.
08:25She's gross.
08:27French fry.
08:29Gross?
08:30Look at her.
08:33Oh.
08:34That girl is smoking hot.
08:35I'm serious.
08:38I should shut up.
08:40Look, he didn't mean to say-
08:42I don't care.
08:43If Beck wants to date Zad, I hope he has tons of fun with it.
08:48Uh.
08:49What?
08:50You're hurting your burrito.
08:56Okay.
09:05Hello, Robbie.
09:06Ah!
09:06Hi.
09:08Have you been avoiding me?
09:10Avoid?
09:11Um.
09:11No.
09:12I've just been, um, here having some cream of mushroom soup.
09:15I've just been, um, here having some cream of mushroom soup.
09:16What'd you think of my show last night?
09:19Your show?
09:20Um.
09:20I thought it was, uh, very, um-
09:22You said it stung.
09:24What?
09:24Did that say?
09:26Nothing.
09:27He doesn't know what he's saying.
09:29He's on special medication.
09:30I'm not on medication.
09:33Are you gonna write a good review of my show or not?
09:36Trina, see-
09:37Uh.
09:38Uh.
09:39I'm a journalist.
09:40And it's my job to write the truth.
09:42And to be candid, I didn't think that your performance was all-
09:46Ah!
09:49I'm gonna say this once, so listen.
09:51Okay.
09:52I've worked my butt off on that performance and you are gonna write a good review, you feel me?
09:56I feel a mushroom in my nose!
09:59Ugh!
10:02Write a good review of my show.
10:04I'll kill that guy.
10:09There it is.
10:14Ah!
10:16Ah!
10:17Ah!
10:19Mine!
10:20Mine!
10:20Ah!
10:23Fifteen left.
10:24Tori, you messed up my shot!
10:26I don't wanna play anymore.
10:31Ugh.
10:32You get it.
10:40Jade?
10:42And now you're in my house.
10:46This kite is broken.
10:49Okay.
10:50And?
10:51I was just walking around and-
10:52I saw this kite stuck in the bush and-
10:55And it's broken and somebody needs to fix it!
10:59You want me to fix your kite?
11:01Will you forget about this stupid kite?
11:04I'm sorry I brought it up.
11:07I want Beck back!
11:09But you broke up with Beck.
11:11I know!
11:12Just like when I was seven and I threw away my potato patch pal, but then I realized I wanted
11:16him back!
11:17But it was too late cause my mother already gave it away to some greedy orphans!
11:24Jade, if you wanna get back together with Beck, then why don't you just tell him?
11:28I did, but he rejected me!
11:33Um, not to be mean, but why are you coming to me for help?
11:35Because I don't want anyone who's cool to see me like this!
11:39Okay, maybe you should-
11:40Wait, are we friends? We're not even friends!
11:43Well, yeah, but if you help me, maybe I'll like you!
11:49So, if I help you, I get a mean friend and a broken kite?
11:54Please, just please talk to Beck for me!
12:11Okay, okay, okay, I'll talk to Beck!
12:15Do it soon!
12:23I got a little makeup on your pillow.
12:28It's okay!
12:30I'll just ask my grandmother to make me another one.
12:34If she ever comes back to life.
12:37Oh, yeah!
12:37Oh, yeah!
12:40Oh, yeah!
12:41What the-
12:45Oh, yeah!
12:51Oh, yeah!
12:58Oh, yeah!
12:58Push the button by the door, sweetie!
13:00Kay, thanks!
13:07Who is it?
13:11I know that's you, Beck.
13:21Thanks, Consuelo.
13:27Enter.
13:34So, this is where you live?
13:36Is that bad?
13:38No, it's cool.
13:39It's just, you know, most high school guys don't live in an RV parked in their parents' driveway.
13:43Well, my parents said if I live under their roof, I gotta live by their rules.
13:47Ah, so your roof?
13:49My rules.
13:54So...
13:54So?
13:56You're probably wondering why I'm here.
13:58Like, hey, Tori's here.
13:59What up with that?
14:01That's how I talk?
14:03No, that's just my generic boy voice.
14:06Ah.
14:07I like it.
14:08Two more.
14:09Okay.
14:11Um...
14:12Hey, man.
14:13Why don't you get back together with Jade?
14:14You know what I'm saying?
14:15Yeah.
14:19I should get back together with Jade?
14:22Uh-huh.
14:23Why?
14:25Cuz...
14:27She's...
14:28You know...
14:30Awesome.
14:34Guess what?
14:35What?
14:36I'm glad Jade and I broke up.
14:38Why?
14:39Because I can't remember the last time she did one nice thing for me.
14:43Oh, come on.
14:43Didn't you just have a birthday?
14:45She didn't get you anything for your birthday?
14:46Why?
14:49She got me a can of lemonade.
14:54Cuz he likes lemonade.
14:58Yeah, but out of a can?
15:00He drank it.
15:03Yeah, but do I have a boyfriend or don't I?
15:06Do you want one?
15:07Walk away.
15:13Hey!
15:14Curly!
15:15Huh?
15:17Hi, Trina.
15:19Is that a new shirt?
15:20Don't look at my shirt!
15:22I went to the slap.com this morning and I didn't see your review of my show yet.
15:27I know.
15:28When are you posting it?
15:30Well, the deadline is flexible, so I'm just...
15:33Please don't...
15:35Your review better go up today and it better make my show sound awesome!
15:55You still got some work to do.
16:04Oh!
16:05My Canadian sweater!
16:08It's not funny!
16:11Trina keeps pressuring me to write a good review of her terrible play and I can't lie!
16:18Her play was that bad?
16:20So bad it was laughable!
16:23Okay, okay, and say it was the funniest play you've ever seen.
16:27What are you talking about?
16:29Review it like a comedy.
16:32Comedy?
16:32Uh-huh.
16:36That's brilliant.
16:38Hey, no charge.
16:39Thanks, man.
16:40No way.
16:41Give me ten bucks.
16:43Absolutely not!
16:44Twenty?
16:45Aren't your tens okay?
16:48Help me!
16:49I tried!
16:50Maybe you just need to forget about Beck!
16:56What are you talking about?
16:57What are you talking about?
16:58What are you talking about?
17:01What are you talking about?
17:01And now we're in a closet.
17:04How can Beck not want me back?
17:07I'm so cool!
17:09And hot!
17:10I've got it all!
17:14Yeah, but guys don't just care about how cool and hot you are.
17:17But what else is there?
17:19Beck said you haven't done one nice thing for him in two years.
17:21That is so not true!
17:24We've only dated a year and eleven months!
17:27Well, maybe he can take you back if you did something nice for him.
17:31You mean, like, make him fresh lemonade?
17:35If you want Beck back, you're gonna have to think bigger than beverages.
17:39A dog!
17:40Okay, if you're gonna be rude!
17:41No!
17:42No, Beck's always saying how he wants a dog.
17:45A Rottenheimer!
17:47A Rottweiler?
17:48Yes!
17:49That's what he wants.
17:50Okay, what's your next move?
17:52Just get the boy and dog!
17:55Go, go, go!
17:57There we go!
17:57Yeah, run!
17:58Run!
18:04And then, at ten pm, President Lincoln was watching the play at Ford's Theatre.
18:09Booth quietly slipped into Lincoln's box, pulled out a Derringer and shouted,
18:15I'm gonna kill you!
18:17Oh, no!
18:18Man, you better run before the girl...
18:22Rex!
18:24Trina, I'm teaching a class right now.
18:26How dare you call my one-woman show a comedy!
18:29I had to follow my conscience!
18:30Trina!
18:32Out of this classroom!
18:39I know where you live.
18:40No, you don't!
18:41We moved last year!
18:43What's your new address?
18:443707 Cahuenga, it's a duplex, we're on top!
18:48Got it!
18:53I am so upset!
19:04Trina Vega's one-woman show will now begin.
19:09In the beginning, there was nothing.
19:14And then, there was woman!
19:30Wow!
19:31I can't believe I'm here in the city of Chicago!
19:34Why, anything could happen to a woman like me, here, in Chicago!
19:46Chicago!
19:48Chicago!
19:51It's a city that's exciting, it's a city that's inviting, it's a city for a woman just like me!
19:56There's a lake they call Lake Michigan, I think I'm really fitting, and this city is my perfect cup of
20:01tea!
20:01Chicago!
20:04Chicago!
20:11Chicago!
20:20Okay. Wait one sec.
20:29Bex is asleep. Give me the dog.
20:31Okay.
20:32Oh, wait. He has a runny nose.
20:35Hello?
20:38Dogs don't know how to blow their nose.
20:46Okay. Give me the dog.
20:51Okay. Come on. Go in there. Go to Bex's face. Good boy.
20:56Okay. If this makes Bex like me again, I'm gonna owe you big time.
20:59You already owe me big time.
21:04What's going on?
21:05I don't know.
21:06Bex! Bex! Are you okay?
21:10Does he sound okay?
21:13It's not there! It's not there!
21:16It was horrible!
21:17I know!
21:18And now he's never gonna take me back.
21:20Help me!
21:21That is not the key issue right now!
21:23What are we gonna do?
21:25Help me! He's hurting me!
21:28What is going on?
21:30Ah! Bex!
21:31How can you get me out here?
21:33You're in there being mocked by a dog!
21:36Dog?
21:36My dad's in there!
21:38Your dad?
21:38Oh, my God!
21:41He's a big dog!
21:43He's a big dog!
21:45He's a big dog!
21:50I'm doing it!
21:53I'm doing it!
21:56I'm a woman in Chicago!
21:58Learning how to walk again!
22:04Thanks to Doc Stevens and my new plastic legs!
22:10Take that, Chicago!
22:12You're no match for a woman like me!
22:15From now on...
22:17I'm calling this city...
22:19Chicago!
22:29Yes!
22:30You're welcome!
22:31Yes!
22:32You're all welcome!
22:34Yes!
22:35It's okay to laugh!
22:38I'm hilarious!
22:39There he is!
22:43I'll meet you at the hospital!
22:45Okay!
22:46We're sorry!
22:47So sorry!
22:49What?
22:53He'll be fine!
22:55Thanks!
22:56Hey!
22:58Are you in college yet?
23:00Bye!
23:16Tori told me to get you a dog!
23:18Dude!
23:21Okay...
23:22It was kind of my idea, but I didn't think the dog would bug out like that.
23:25I...
23:26I just wanted you to have a dog, because I know you've talked about getting one ever since I met
23:29you, and I thought that maybe...
23:37Aw...
23:37You love me again.
23:39I said I stopped.
23:42Aw...
23:45I ruined the moment.
23:49It's cool, and I really do owe you.
24:08Hey, um, it's getting kind of late, so I was wondering if maybe you could drive me home.
24:13It's not that far a walk.
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