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Victorious S01E03 Stage Fighting
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00:09I'm smiling like this, right?
00:19It's all right.
00:20What's up?
00:22I'm having a horde problem.
00:25Why do I have to play an instrument anyway?
00:27Everyone at Hollywood Arts has to play an instrument.
00:31OK, well, I sing.
00:32My throat is my instrument.
00:34I'm a throat player.
00:36Doesn't count.
00:37And it sounds kind of gross.
00:42Why'd you pick the French horn?
00:44I don't know.
00:45I like French fries, French toast.
00:48One time when I was eating French toast at a restaurant,
00:50I started laughing and then I started choking.
00:54So the lady who ran the restaurant made me leave.
01:01So let's hear your horn.
01:04Yeah, play that funky music, white girl.
01:07You know I'm half Latina.
01:09Then hit it, muchacha.
01:22I think it's broken.
01:26Here, let me fix it.
01:43It's not broken.
01:54Here I am.
01:57Here I am.
01:57Once again, feeling lost.
02:01But now and then, I breathe it in to let it go.
02:09And you don't know where you are now.
02:13Of what it will come to if only somebody could hear.
02:18When you figure out how you're lost in the moment you disappear.
02:27You don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action.
02:32You're never gonna fade.
02:34You'll be the main attraction.
02:36Not a fantasy.
02:38Just remember me.
02:41When it turns out right.
02:44Cause you know that if you live in your imagination.
02:49Tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination.
02:53In my victory.
02:55Just remember me.
02:58When I make it shine.
03:00I find my side.
03:05Look at me!!
03:12Fuck off.
03:14Hassan!
03:19Hey, you guys!
03:22Leave him alone!
03:24What?!
03:25Just get off of him!
03:27What are you doing?!
03:28Tori!
03:29What are you doing?!
03:29Look out of me!
03:30Get out!
03:30of me what are you doing that guy was beating up back oh you poor thing we were practicing
03:47this is russ i'm russ he's a professional stuntman i invited him here to teach the class about
03:55stage fighting and now tori says what's stage fighting i wasn't gonna say that what is it
04:06fake fighting that looks real like for a play or a movie oh i took a class with him last
04:13summer
04:14well it looked like he was hurting you why do you care because i figure he already suffers enough
04:21pain getting you you want to see pain hey why don't you go sit over there
04:30why does she hate me maybe she heard you play the french horn
04:37now if i throw a punch a cat like this
04:45it's easy to see that my fist didn't connect with her face thank you
04:52but if we stage it from a different angle then like i showed you sound effect ready all set
05:00to the audience or camera it'll look like this
05:09i'm okay everyone
05:16all right i'm gonna pair you guys up and each team will work with russ this week to prepare a
05:22fight
05:23scene i thought his name was steve he does look like a steve my name is russ okay and on
05:33friday you
05:34will all perform your fight scenes here in front of the class now the pairs will be bec and cat
05:43andre and gwyn daren and jess tori and jade tori and who
05:56uh wait i'm not comfortable with my partner just a sec hey partner i can't wait for our fight
06:07scene
06:29gulp
06:30status report
06:33status report
06:36will you please read the next line i don't want to help you rehearse
06:41i made you oatmeal this morning i wanted a steak sandwich
06:49okay auditioning next are trina vega and robbie shapiro oh no no no the puppy guy
06:58excuse me could i please audition with someone else you know you can whisper that it's just an audition
07:13leave the puppet it's cool just set me down next to the hot blonde
07:27wait up walk faster i'll walk faster
07:38all right
07:39all right it's world war ii 1944 you're in a submarine 1700 feet down in the atlantic ocean
07:47and you're probably gonna die action oh my god lieutenant status report we've been hit on the port
07:58side captain our engines are failing torpedoes none left boy
08:05how deep are we 1700 feet we're gonna have to go deeper but will implode implode
08:16listen i'd rather die down here than live up there captured by the enemy
08:23i don't know if you were brave
08:26we're insane
08:30hey stop it you're a soldier
08:34i am also a woman who loves you
08:47that was fantastic
08:52uh that's not your line
08:54what's not my line actually that was great you guys
08:59really because if you thought i was great with him just imagine me with a good actor
09:04huh i'll do that okay bring in the next two
09:13robbie scene
09:46look at her
09:47who jade i guarantee you she's telling becca all about how she's gonna punch me when we do our scene
09:54i wonder if mirrors work in outer space
10:00i mean what am i gonna do if she really hits me bleed burst into tears
10:06i'm serious it's stage fighting no one really hits anybody yeah but accidents happen and what if
10:13she makes an accident happen on purpose
10:17do you know the word mirror has only six letters and half of them are ours
10:24haven't you and jade been rehearsing yeah yesterday after school and this morning during
10:29study hall and did she hit you for real no because she probably wants to wait and do it in
10:35front
10:35of the whole class to humiliate me well if she does she loses half a letter grade oh great so
10:42she gets an a minus and i get a broken eye and a black nose i think you meant i
10:47know what i meant
10:49my dog has a black nose it's so cute it's like a baby meatball
10:55meatballs are brown you're so mean to me
11:02you want half a sandwich
11:06hey baby sister hey andy andre you want to sit with us no
11:17what's up a-listers
11:28no no man you're gonna take my pants again
11:36hey trina excuse me move please go now
11:40hey wait wait wait don't don't go i'm not
11:49why are you sitting here i don't know just hanging
12:10i hope that was soy milk
12:13what's the matter with you if i drink regular milk then the gas builds up and up and up
12:18why did you kiss me oh because we like each other we what the audition scene that kiss
12:29robbie i was playing a part the script said that my character kisses your character so that's what
12:36happened that's happened that's all that happened would you be willing to convert to judaism
12:42wow you've got problems it's not a deal breaker but just rex
12:48all right who took his pants
12:54i'll call you i'll call you yeah don't
13:25all right next up we have tori and jade
13:48um okay uh for our scene i'm gonna be playing an old lady who's walking home from a bingo game
13:54and i play a brutal mugger
13:59yes a brutal mugger who mugs me without actually hurting me
14:06okay as always be careful and if anything goes wrong just yell the safe word which is butternut
14:19okay guys ready
14:28what
14:33tori what's the problem i was testing the safe word it works
14:42okay okay i'm ready and action oh i certainly did enjoy the bingo although i do miss bob hope
14:58give me your money give me your money what i ain't playing give me your money and your watch
15:04why wouldn't you rather have this
15:18let me see let me see you okay no tori hit me in the face for real no i didn't
15:25tell that to my
15:26bloody eyes all right all right you better sit down somebody grab a chair yeah quickly get a chair
15:32quick get a chair here here here here here you go here we go sit down
15:41that was a breakaway chair
15:55let me see what's going on
16:05why'd you hit jade in the face with a cane i didn't okay i believe you don't hit me
16:11would you back me up here okay look i'm sure tori didn't mean to whack jade in the face with
16:17the
16:17cane oh why does everyone think i hit her well we were watching you guys do a scene you hit
16:25her
16:25across the face with your cane she fell down and now her eyes all bloody well but does it mean
16:32i hit her
16:35i kind of think it does
16:40jade you know i didn't hit you i swung but i missed look tori
16:48we gotta get her to the nurse but i didn't hit her can someone call my mom i'll call your
16:54mom
16:55she doesn't need her mom don't bother her mom i gotta call her mom
17:02and i thought we were just starting to be friends but i didn't
17:17no no i didn't get the role
17:22i don't know probably because i'm too pretty to be on a submarine
17:27yes i am shut up one sec
17:40oh my god do you like stuffed cabbage
17:46my mom made this and uh if you have a couple extra forks i thought maybe i don't like you
17:51yeah you can say that but i know how i felt there is no way that you would kiss me
17:57like that and not
17:58feel this so you're just gonna close the door and lock it and then turn off the porch light
18:29oh hey tori have a seat
18:36you look a little worried yeah well it's not fun getting called into the guidance counselor's office
18:42you're not in trouble i'm here to help you with your violence issues
18:48i'm not violent i believe you then why is he here
18:56explain that tori i know that jade probably isn't your favorite person so so in life just
19:05because we may not like someone that doesn't mean it's okay to beat him with a cane i didn't oh
19:12relax derrick
19:16i did not hit jade with that cane then how do you explain her black eye i don't know
19:25i'm just getting water
19:29listen you were under a lot of stress and you were worried that jade was gonna hit you right
19:34well yeah so you were afraid your adrenaline was pumping and maybe in the heat of the moment
19:44you swung on jade with that cane for real maybe maybe
19:56i guess it's possible
20:01derrick
20:06now don't you feel better admitting that you hit jade
20:09if i say yes can i go sure okay fine then yes wait aren't you gonna punish her
20:14derrick don't hit him i wasn't gonna can you just tell me my punishment two weeks of detention
20:22oh and and on friday night the middle school's doing a play here in the black box theater
20:29it ends with a big food fight scene so so you have to clean the theater after the show
20:36you know scrape the food off the walls i'd have said three weeks detention derrick
20:41i'll pull it i'll pull it
20:54hey how are you feeling my eye hurts oh yeah which one
21:02cute
21:04i want coffee what's the magic word get me some coffee
21:12please
21:13actually the magic word was lotion but i'll accept your please because you got a boo-boo eye
21:20two sugars i know what to do
21:24come on
21:26go out with me on saturday night i've already got plans
21:30sunday night you make me sick monday no
21:34wednesday uh-oh she's getting up trina wait baby oh what's the matter trina's in denial oh you're
21:48still on that she loves me it was a stage kiss she was acting you didn't feel the kiss
21:56a girl can't fake that kind of heat i don't care if she tells me a thousand times that it
22:01didn't
22:01mean anything because
22:08see i want you to meet my parents
22:13there she is
22:20you guys you're so dead
22:23oh my god jade i am so sorry please don't destroy me socially i didn't mean just forget it
22:42i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry you hit me with the
22:49cane remember
22:51yeah but i've never seen a black eye trip before
22:59this is makeup
23:03tori never hit you did she
23:10fake black eye
23:13fake blood
23:15look you cannot tell anyone about this especially tori
23:20i won't
23:23tori
23:23shut up
23:24i'm doing it
23:25that's right
23:26where are you
23:26quiet will you stop
23:28nobody's seen
23:28nobody but the tori
23:30want some arms
23:32he ate it back toco
24:00is that mac and cheese
24:02who cares
24:05just wanted to know if he was mac and cheese
24:26i don't get it
24:29what
24:31i know andre told you that i faked everything
24:35the blood
24:36the black eye what is that mac and cheese looks like it right
24:45why are you here
24:47why are you here why didn't you tell on me
24:52because we both go to school here and it's not going to be much fun for either one of us
24:56if we're
24:56fighting all the time
25:04so you're just gonna let me get away with it
25:07you took detention and a lower grade and you're scraping crusty pudding off the wall on a friday
25:14night just so i won't get in trouble
25:16pretty much
25:20well you can't be nice to me when i've been mean to you that's not how it works
25:25well then try being nice to me sometime maybe that'll work
25:29okay now go play i gotta scrape this onion dip off the wall
25:34or onion pus
25:36yes
25:45so
25:50so
26:15This might be more fun with some tunes.
26:39Hey G, what's great with us, this is fun.
26:44Alright.
27:03Here, try it with two!
27:04No one else can hear me, I'm the same as me.
27:09Baby, you're the female white.
27:12I know the female white.
27:17I know the female white.
27:20I know the female white.
27:33I know the female white.
27:35I know the female white.
27:48Have you gone to theslap.com?
27:51T-H-E-S-L-A-P.
27:54You can find out who's doing things.
27:58Everyone at Hollywood Arts puts up their pics and videos on the Slack.
28:02The Slack.
28:03Dot com.
28:04Imagine taking a warm shower, but the water is apple juice.
28:18But we'll implode!
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