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Some Girls S01E01
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00:00People keep saying I'm doing it wrong
00:02When I say it feels alright
00:04I really do try, really do try, really do try
00:08There's a million things that I could change
00:12But maybe it's alright
00:15But this is my life, this is my life, this is my life
00:19I really do try, really do try
00:23Hurry up! You're gonna be late, FIFA!
00:27Some girls, you take one look at them
00:29And you think you know all about them, right?
00:32Well, look again
00:33I mean, just because we live on an estate
00:35We aren't all single mums with drug problems
00:38No, obviously, some of us are
00:39Hi Mel!
00:44No way you'd catch me having a baby
00:46Soon as I finish sixth form, I'll be off to uni
00:49I might do psychology
00:51I mean, I already know loads of people who are a bit mental
00:55Oh shit
00:56Bald he's been up all night, screaming his big bald head off
01:00Careful! Drop an ash on him!
01:03Whoops! Sorry mate!
01:05Have you had any breakfast?
01:09That's Mel
01:10I don't know how she gets through the day
01:12Well, I do
01:15Sider mostly
01:17Hey!
01:19My girl Amber has been my friend since, well, always really
01:24She's proper jokes with no issues
01:28Unless being a bit thick is an issue
01:34So, did you see Brandon last night?
01:36Oh yeah, but I'm a bit worried
01:37It's not the same anymore
01:39When we used to kiss it was like this lovely, wooshy, tingly feeling
01:42Straight to my pants
01:44But now I can't stop thinking what I'm thinking
01:46Like last night
01:47I was thinking
01:48How come Brandon's goldfish got so fat?
01:50And then suddenly
01:51I felt Brandon's tongue flicking that dangly bit at the back of my throat
01:53And I was like
01:54Oh yeah
01:55This is occurring
01:56See you there!
01:57But you think I should dump him?
02:01Yeah, dump him
02:02What a loser
02:03I haven't completely made up my mind yet anyway
02:05I don't know what to do
02:09What are you all looking at?
02:11Did Brandon do that?
02:13That is well creepy
02:15He's even signed it
02:16He's got really babyish handwriting
02:18Hey boys that have interesting writing
02:20Like you've got a massive choice
02:22Oh, Max on the wanted
02:24Let me test you out on your writing
02:25Before I let you bang me
02:25Just because you do it with anyone for a packet of 10thastics
02:28I value my body a bit higher than that
02:30You're calling me easy?
02:31You're calling me easy?
02:33I didn't say that
02:34What did you mean then?
02:35What did you mean, huh?
02:36Huh?
02:36Holly's violent outbursts are legendary
02:39But if she hits someone again
02:40She'll be permanently excluded
02:42So she's had to find other ways to release her aggression
02:50I've never dumped anyone before
02:52I don't know how to start
02:53Just tell him straight
02:54Hey, hey bruv, you're a bit too weird for me
02:56You can reply to him on your boobs, right?
02:58It's over
02:59I never want to see you again
03:00P.S. you are a creepy weirdo loser
03:02Did you get me?
03:03Only my boobs were that big
03:04Or you could just send me a text saying
03:06Go fuck yourself
03:07Oh no, if I did that he'd get upset
03:09When he gets upset he does this thing
03:15Just tell him
03:16Just tell him
03:17No messing about
03:17I've had enough of you
03:18But what if he does the face?
03:20Punch it
03:20What are you doing it?
03:22Are you waiting for me?
03:23I can't go bust up with you today
03:25I've got a football practice
03:26You'll be alright
03:28I'll see you tomorrow
03:30Who's that?
03:30Her name's Aaliyah
03:31I'm her mentor
03:32Because she's getting bullied
03:33Poor kid
03:34Hello
03:34Some of the USF isn't a class of white bitches
03:36I meant having you as a mentor
03:38Saz has got an interesting personality
03:41Why look disabled?
03:42On the outside she's proper sarcastic
03:44With serious attitude problems
03:46Should I explain it to you again?
03:47But on the inside
03:48Peepee uppies not peepee downies
03:50The same
03:51Come on ladies
03:52Let's get warmed up
03:54Here we go
03:55And reach
03:56And reach
03:57And reach
03:58Got some good news for you girls
03:59We're playing Westmount this Friday
04:01Yes it's revenge time
04:03Punching out now
04:05Punch
04:05And punch
04:06And punch
04:07Now we all remember what happened last time we played Westmount
04:10I don't like blood mess
04:11It wasn't that bad Saz
04:12It was mess
04:13Healy's head was like a giant red fountain spreading the whole pitch of blood
04:16No the head's an area that bleeds a lot so it looked worse than it was
04:19Her nose was broken
04:20It's quite bad
04:21She's still having counselling?
04:23Yeah she got a bit surgery on her face
04:24After what happened she kind of had an extra nostril
04:26Stop talking about it
04:28Shut up
04:28Forget last year
04:29That was last year
04:30It was completely different last year
04:32Yeah
04:32Last year Hayley only had two nostrils
04:35Beaver
04:35You're not wearing white socks
04:37It's a detention
04:3820 press ups
04:39That's not fair miss
04:4130 press ups
04:42You too Holly
04:43And this is what a proper press up looks like
04:48Bitch
04:49Bitch
04:50Bitch
04:50Bitch
04:51Bitch
04:51You heard what they're saying about her
05:04I'm starving
05:05Do you know where the kitchen is?
05:07Would it kill you to get me a snack ready?
05:09You're not prepared to take that risk?
05:10You were late tonight
05:11Yeah
05:12The stupid Nazi football coach gave me a detention
05:22Are you just going to sit there and let her abuse me Rob?
05:25No
05:25No
05:25Of course not
05:27Well actually I am going to sit here and I'll get back to you on the other way
05:30She made me stay behind to scrub the balls for no other reason except to torture me
05:35For fun
05:36They were muddy and sweaty
05:38Sweaty?
05:39What's that?
05:40Sweaty
05:42Sweaty
05:43Sweaty
05:43She's saying sweaty
05:44There's a rumour going around that you're pregnant
05:47Everyone's talking about it
05:50Well you'll be wanting to nip that in the bud
05:52I expect
05:56Oh for God's sake
05:57You're not telling me it's true
05:59I mean how?
06:01Why?
06:03We have to listen to Ender's lectures about contraception and you two can't even
06:08You're going to have to get rid of it
06:09I mean it's all really easy
06:11You know Chanel had a termination last month and she was back in school by dinner time
06:15I'm going to text her now
06:16I'll get the number for the clinic
06:17No no no no
06:18Viva?
06:19It was planned
06:20Planned?
06:21It was planned?
06:24Was it?
06:25Yeah
06:25We wanted to get pregnant and four weeks later I was ticking it off my to-do list
06:29Oh yes
06:29Ha ha
06:30You didn't really have it on a to-do list though did you?
06:32No a to-do list is a highly effective tool
06:34Does Jamie know?
06:36No we were going to tell you both this evening
06:37Jamie
06:39Me and Anna are having a baby
06:44Jamie they're having a baby?
06:45So? I'm busy
06:47Well where will it sleep?
06:49Well first off the baby will sleep in our room with us
06:51And then when you go up to uni
06:52Or to work in Poundland or Mickey D's or whatever
06:55The baby will have your room
06:56So you're throwing me out?
06:57No
06:57That will not happen
06:59Yes basically we will be needing that room
07:00Well why don't I just leave now then?
07:08Yep, that's right
07:10Miss Bitchcock is my dad's girlfriend
07:13I don't know what he sees in her
07:15Well I do
07:40I don't know why my dad is having another kid
07:43He can't even look after the ones he's already got
07:48Luckily I've got my friends
07:49He doesn't care about me anymore
07:51All he cares about is his penis
07:53And getting his penis into Miss Bitchcock
07:55And humping Miss Bitchcock till she screams
07:58And his stupid fetus
08:06Is it okay for a stay here?
08:08Of course
08:08Do you want one of my mum's tablets?
08:10They're really calming
08:18I'm just on my way at Brandon's
08:20To dump him?
08:21To dump him
08:22To dump him
08:22Oh my god
08:23I'm really worried
08:24Do you want one of my mum's tablets?
08:26They're really calming
08:27Viva's had one
08:29Uh
08:30No I'm alright
08:31I just wanna practice what I'm gonna say
08:33Go on then
08:33We'll give you some tips
08:34Won't we Viva?
08:37Viva?
08:38So
08:38He opens the door
08:40You be him right?
08:41So he answers the door
08:42And I go
08:43Hi
08:44Hi sexy
08:45We need to talk
08:46Don't wanna talk
08:47I've got the right horn
08:48Get your tits out
08:49Let me feel those bad boys
08:50Shut up
08:51I really need to talk
08:52Come on babe
08:53My mum's out
08:53Let's have a quickie
08:54She's so not helping
08:55Can I wank on your tits?
08:56No I wouldn't let him do that anyway
08:58Cause last time we did it
08:59A blob of spunk
09:00Suddenly shot into my eye
09:01And it really hurt
09:02And he went all bloodshot
09:03My mum kept asking
09:04What's wrong with her eye?
09:05She had to quickly make up something
09:06So I pretended a robin flew into it
09:08I love robins
09:19Hi
09:19Hi sexy
09:21Come in
09:21My mum's out
09:22We've only got ten minutes
09:23No
09:24You look incredible in that top
09:26I've been dreaming about your tits all day
09:28I've got the right horn
09:29No Brandon
09:30Look
09:30Feel this
09:31Oh Brandon get off
09:33I didn't come here for that
09:34We need to
09:36Give each other some space
09:38Space?
09:39Yeah
09:40The thing is
09:41My nan's ill
09:42Cause her beetle crawled inside her ear
09:43And started eating her brain
09:44And now we have to take turns reminding her who she is
09:47Wait
09:48You're dumping me?
09:50Oh yeah it's complicated
09:52My dog's depressed
09:53My dad doesn't like you
09:54And I'm really behind on my textiles coursework
09:56So you are dumping me?
09:58Um
10:00Um
10:00Um yeah
10:01Yeah I am
10:02Come on no allow it
10:03You know there's no way I'm gonna let that happen
10:06But isn't it up to me?
10:07Nah babe
10:09You're my girlfriend
10:10We're good together you know that babe
10:12I just
10:13Really
10:14Really love you
10:26So
10:26We went upstairs
10:27And you know
10:28Did it
10:29And then his mum came in and talked to us about the bible for a bit
10:33And then I went home
10:35But you don't like him anymore
10:38I've got a match
10:39I can't go bust up with you
10:41I'll be ages
10:43Whatever
10:44When we're doing it
10:45It's the only chance I get to have a good think about things
10:48Like what?
10:49My god everything
10:50I mentally sort out my hair accessories
10:53I plan my lipsticks for the next day
10:55And that fat goldfish keeps popping in my head
10:58Please dump him
10:59Want me to do it?
11:00I could dump him so he stayed dumped
11:01Could you?
11:02No she has to do it
11:03Have I?
11:04Come on
11:05Think of your future
11:06Or the boys and men you'll go out if you need to dump
11:08Can't just get Holly
11:09She might not be available
11:10She might be in prison by then
11:11You what?
11:12Kidding
11:13Why would I be in prison?
11:14It's the only way you get to see your relatives
11:15You what?
11:17Just think it through
11:18What are the pros of sticking with Brandon?
11:20What are the cons?
11:21Rate it all up and then decide
11:22Well
11:24The pros are
11:25He's really fit
11:37So all the other girls are jealous of me
11:39And call me bitch and vandalise my bike
11:41And Brandon's really jealous
11:42Like when I had to turn over my grandad
11:44So he wouldn't get bed sores
11:45He was like
11:46I'm not happy with you touching another man
11:48And we both really love sex but he loves it nonstop
11:51So my mini ha ha never gets a moment's peace
11:53Yeah I'd say the cons probably outweigh the pros
11:56And there is something else
11:58But I can't tell you
11:59Tell us
11:59Or give you a Chinese burn
12:01It is important to share all the relevant information here Amber
12:04So we can help you
12:07Okay
12:09Well
12:12It's the noise he makes
12:14What do you know?
12:16It comes
12:17Well what sort of noise is it exactly?
12:19Squeaky
12:21Squawky
12:21Squidgey
12:22Mental
12:24Is it like what I'll go down the plug on?
12:28No
12:29It's sort of like
12:46You should record it on your phone
12:47Make it Brandon's ringtone
12:48Yeah give us your phone
12:58What the hell is going on in here?
13:00Everyone else is waiting
13:01We need to be treating this friendly like a dress rehearsal for Westmount
13:05I want you to go out there and kill them
13:07Dead
13:10Meow
13:11Meow
13:13Meow
13:15sait
13:16Meow
13:18Meow
13:20I wanna
13:22Wonder
13:22Meow
13:23queryutt
13:26kind
13:28of Come
13:36on
13:38What a perfect soul
13:44I want you to notice
13:50When I'm not around
13:56You're so fucking special
14:01I wish I was special
14:08But I'm not free
14:14I'm not weird
14:18One nil to them
14:20The worst team in the borough
14:21I feel like puking
14:24I feel like puking
14:26I don't know how your dad can stand her
14:28Not me
14:29She probably takes her up the butt
14:31It's well known that New Zealanders are off the hook dirty
14:34She's probably done it with the wallabies back home
14:36Wallabies are from Australia?
14:37Yeah, yeah I know
14:38She flew there to do it then, innit?
14:40What a wallaby do it, what a human
14:43Your dad is well fit for an old block
14:45I saw him oiling up his abs one time
14:47I got a mild tingle in my...
14:49Hey, shut up!
14:50His sperm must be on zimmer frames though
14:54Eggs, eggs, we're coming, eggs
14:56Slow down
14:57The eggs don't actually go anywhere
14:59The sperm moves towards the eggs
15:00It's not like a game of it with the sperm
15:02And the eggs chasing each other around the flopping tubes
15:04Yeah
15:04Yeah, I know
15:06This isn't a biology lesson, is it?
15:08Did you know that all our eggs are there from the start?
15:11Like, we have in our bodies right now
15:13All the eggs we're ever going to have
15:15Half the recipe for our babies
15:17Weird
15:19This little Kira and Nathan
15:21That's what I'm calling my babies
15:23Alicia and Valhen
15:25Diamante and Tyrese
15:27Ashley and Poppy
15:28And Kimberly and Dolphin
15:30And Angelina and Trinity
15:32Who are twins?
15:34And I know exactly what they're all going to look like
15:35I'm going to dress them in little matching outfits
15:37I'm not having no boys though
15:39If I have a boy, one of you lot can have him
15:42Dolphin
15:42Yeah
15:50That was poor
15:52Well, maybe if you coached us better
15:53We wouldn't be so shit
15:55Eva
15:56I expect you to speak rudely to me at home
15:58But not here
15:59Here
15:59I'm the head of JK Rowling House
16:02And I expect you to treat me with respect
16:04One
16:05I don't know what a head is
16:06And two
16:07I feel sorry for you
16:08Because you don't even know my dad
16:09I think I know him after two years
16:10Yeah, but you still don't know basic stuff about him
16:12Like the fact that he hates babies
16:14No, he doesn't
16:15Yes, he does
16:15Mum said he won't even come near us till we were three
16:17He said he was allergic
16:19Yeah, well, I'm sure that's not true
16:20And that's just one of the reasons
16:21And she left
16:22Oh, really?
16:23I thought it was just that she ran off with another bloke
16:29By the way, I'm resigning from the team
16:31And I won't be playing on Friday
16:39Vivo
16:40You come back to mind again
17:00Not tonight, hoes
17:02Need to go somewhere quiet and think
17:12My mum wants me home early
17:13Because we're dog-sitting my uncle's spaniel
17:15And he keeps trying to make babies with our greyhound
17:17And it takes four of us to pull him apart
17:18All right
17:19All right
17:20Fancy a push?
17:22Nah
17:24Fancy giving me a quick handle in the Wendy house?
17:28Nah
17:31You know what I said the other night?
17:33Oh, no
17:33Yeah
17:43I'm sorry
17:44It's not you
17:45It's just
17:46We're different
17:47I mean
17:48I like sweet popcorn
17:49You like salt
17:50I like JLS
17:51You think JLS are all brain damaged
17:53I like holding hands and cuddling
17:55You like humping really hard in weird and uncomfortable positions
17:58But if it's about space
17:59I'll give you your space
18:00I promise
18:01No, you won't
18:02Because you're really possessive and jealous
18:05Like, normally
18:05You try and grab my phone and see where that message was from
18:08Nah, I wouldn't
18:09Why?
18:09Who's it from?
18:10Well, I don't know
18:11So why aren't you answering it?
18:12Because I'm talking to you
18:13What are you trying to hide?
18:14Is it about me?
18:15Is it a boy?
18:16Oh, my God
18:18Hey
18:19What was it says?
18:20Don't read my private messages
18:22Why not?
18:24What does it say?
18:30Oh, no
18:31No, no, please
18:32Please don't cry
18:33I'm not crying
18:33Don't be stupid
18:38Oh, God
18:39Oh
18:40Oh, okay
18:41Okay
18:41We'll give it a bit longer
18:42But you've got to let me see my friend sometimes
18:45Okay
18:46Without you being there as well
18:47Fine
18:48And don't cry
18:49And don't write on my body
18:50And don't call my boobs
18:52Ant and Dex ever again
18:53Because that makes it seem like
18:54One's small
18:54And one's tall
18:55And they're not
18:56They're exactly the same
18:57Alright
18:57Alright, no problem
18:59Can I call him Jedward instead?
19:02I've got to go now
19:04Make sure you don't want to come in the Wendy house
19:06Just for a minute
19:19Hey
19:20Thanks to bitchcock
19:21I'm still homeless
19:23My girls have been helping me out
19:24This is nice
19:34Aren't you going to drink your tea?
19:35But friends aren't always meant to live together
19:41Hi, I'm Amber
19:42What's your name?
19:45What's your name?
19:47Use a dolly!
19:50My name's Brandon
19:52And?
19:54And I think you're really nice
19:56Then again, the alternative
19:59Is Brandon's wanking house
20:02I just can't seem to dump him
20:04You have to be tough
20:05I don't know how to be tough
20:07Like this
20:11Shut up about Brandon
20:13If I hear one more word about that waste man
20:15I'll definitely kill you
20:18Like that
20:20It's how to be tough
20:22Oh
20:26Yeah, I know
20:27It seems a bit harsh
20:28But Amber needs things expressed loud and clear
20:32This has gone on long enough
20:34You're coming home
20:35Just leave me alone
20:36I don't want to talk to you
20:38What are you so angry about?
20:40I'm not angry, you big fucking moron
20:42Don't you call me a fucking moron?
20:45I can't believe you're swearing at me
20:47You don't want a baby in your room
20:49Even if you're not there
20:50I don't get it
20:51You don't get anything
20:51You know
20:52I wasn't actually that bothered
20:54When you first hooked up with her
20:55I mean
20:55I thought you'd just do it with her a couple times
20:58And then realise what a bitch she is
21:01What do you realise
21:02You were going to shack up and start a dynasty?
21:07Sweetheart
21:08Yeah, I'm sort of
21:10Not very good at this
21:12Fighting fires
21:13Football
21:13I'm good
21:16But this is out of my comfort zone
21:18Well, why couldn't you find a woman
21:20Who wasn't a teacher at my school?
21:22Anyone would have been better than her
21:24Anyone
21:30Come on
21:32Let's go home
21:40What?
21:41You're going to live at your friends' houses?
21:43Okay, I'm coming home
21:48What kind of ringtone is that?
21:57Hello?
21:59In here
22:06What are you doing in my room?
22:09This is Viva's room
22:11Baby can wait
22:17I'll come back to the team
22:18And I'll play on Friday
22:46Use your skill
22:47Oh, Holly
22:48Holly, Viva, you're listening
22:49Those of you who don't have skill
22:51And that's the rest of you
22:52Particularly you, Amber
22:53Use your muscle
22:54I mean really lay some lumber on them
22:57Especially the one who looks like Wayne Rooney
22:59But whatever you do
23:01Don't get caught
23:01Miss, it's not fair
23:02Some of them miss boys
23:03Maybe it is Wayne Rooney
23:05Oh, you'll be fine
23:06Start warming up
23:08Seriously, where's our lady lumps?
23:11We're fucked
23:13There's no way you can hide
23:17It's gonna get
23:18It's gonna get
23:19It's gonna get
23:20Louder
23:21We're gonna get
23:22We're gonna get
23:23We're gonna get
23:23Some girls
23:24You gotta feel
23:25You gotta feel
23:26You gotta feel better
23:45Stop fucking falling over
23:47Louder
23:49Good girl, Holly
23:51Oh, Christ, Holly
23:52Buy yourself a sport pro, would you?
23:58Louder
24:01Louder
24:01Louder
24:02Louder
24:02Louder
24:03Louder
24:03You pat me down
24:04That was a foul
24:05She fouled me
24:06I know she fouled you
24:07The rift's a fucktard
24:08He's probably her dad
24:08I'm shaking
24:09Okay, we're 3-0 down
24:11But we can come back
24:12We need to pass more
24:13Mark more
24:14And, when the rift's not looking
24:15Stamp on the Achilles tendon
24:18Amber, don't turn around
24:19But Brandon's coming over
24:22I don't believe this
24:23I'm not in the mood for this now
24:24Can we have a word?
24:26In private?
24:27Don't know if you've noticed, bruv
24:28But she's in the middle of a football match here
24:30Brandon, do you remember what we agreed?
24:31This won't take a minute
24:33I'm seeing you tonight, aren't I?
24:35I'll talk in front of your mates
24:36If that's what you want
24:37Yep
24:38That's what she wants
24:39Deaths
24:39Definitely
24:40Okay
24:41I'm ending it
24:43What?
24:44Us
24:44It's over
24:45Sorry, but
24:46Hang on a minute
24:47What do you mean you're ending it?
24:48How come?
24:48Yeah, how come?
24:49Some little year sevens running around telling everyone all the private details of us
24:52Like really personal stuff about baby Brandon
24:55What year seven kid?
24:56What are you on about?
24:57Some girl I don't know but you must know
24:59Since you've told her everything about me
25:01Like really personal stuff
25:03About my size and shape and my moves
25:06Like this shit is private shit
25:09And if a man wants to put on his girl's pants
25:12And film himself fooling around in the comfort of his own home
25:15Then that's between the man and his girl
25:18Honestly Brandon
25:19I haven't told no one nothing
25:20Ma
25:22The trust we had
25:23Is gone
25:25I can't believe you even told me about my noise
25:32Seriously
25:33I haven't told no one nothing
25:34Except obviously I've told you three everything
25:36You didn't tell us he likes wearing your pants
25:38I haven't said nothing
25:39Nor me
25:40So who was it then?
25:42Oh
25:42That is well strange
25:44Back on the pitch girls
25:46I feel all churned up and angry
25:48I feel angry after what the rain really bitch did to me
25:50I'm just always angry
25:52Okay
25:52Okay I have a plan
25:54We need to channel this aggression
25:56Into beating the living shell
25:58Show with thebo
26:02I'm going to go
26:02I'm going to go
26:19But we need to go
26:19To the thrill of thezero
26:19I'll write it to the police
26:19The Cesare
26:19To boss
26:19To the police
26:21How did you
26:21To the police
26:21Want to be
26:28To the police
26:52So, I'm learning new stuff all the time.
26:55Such as my dad sucks at contraception, Amber still likes dollies, and helping mental kids
27:01isn't easy.
27:04But, I'm doing my best.
27:21I don't get how come word about Brandon went round so quick.
27:24I mean, I didn't tell no one.
27:28I know this sounds stupid, but I really miss him now.
27:32Yeah, it must be about 30 seconds as you split up.
27:35What do you mean?
27:35She's really upset.
27:36You're not going to cry, are you?
27:39You don't even like him!
27:42No!
27:43No!
27:44No!
27:45No!
27:45No!
27:46No!
27:46No!
28:01No!
28:01No!
28:02No!
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28:04No!
28:08No!
28:10No!
28:12No!
28:13No!
28:15No!
28:15No!
28:17No!
28:18No!
28:18No!
28:18No!
28:19No!
28:19No!
28:19No!
28:20No!
28:20No!
28:21No!
28:21No!
28:21No!
28:22No!
28:22No!
28:23No!
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