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Victorious S02E15 Ox Pox Full
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00:09Hey, what's up, cookie?
00:12Are you ready to be chewed?
00:15Hey, hen.
00:17What you doing?
00:19I'm just talking to this cookie I'm about to eat.
00:22Okay, what was the coolest game we ever played when we were little?
00:25Uh, booger tag?
00:28No.
00:29Kick balls?
00:31No, hide-and-seek.
00:33Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35Oh, those are fun times.
00:37Hide-and-seek-in.
00:41Well, the cool new thing now is for people our age to play ultimate hide-and-seek
00:46by using our phones to send video clues.
00:49That's the cool new thing?
00:51Yeah.
00:52Who told you that?
00:55Doesn't matter.
00:56Was it your mom?
00:57It doesn't matter!
01:00You want to play?
01:01Uh, I don't want to hide.
01:03Oh, I'll hide.
01:04Okay, I'll play.
01:05Awesome.
01:06But you've got to remember not to look for me until after you count 200.
01:10Oh, I promise not to look for you.
01:17Hey, Cookie.
01:19Sorry we got interrupted.
01:21Have fun in my mouth.
01:24Oh, jeez.
01:28Henry!
01:29Henry!
01:29Dad!
01:32Dad's not here.
01:34Why not?
01:35He went to play golf.
01:36Ugh.
01:37Why?
01:38Because it's Saturday, and he's a dad.
01:41What else is he going to do?
01:48Hey.
01:48Oh, Henry, thank God I got you.
01:50Now tell me to eat one of the cookies and trust me.
01:52Okay, this is what you just sounded like.
01:59Sorry, I'll talk slower.
02:01Do you want to die?
02:04No.
02:05Wanted to eat one of the cookies that Schwoz made?
02:08Uh, not yet, but I was about to.
02:10No, don't.
02:11Schwoz accidentally put commodium acetate in this cookie batter.
02:14Okay, what's commodium acetate?
02:17It's a dangerous chemical.
02:18Now go find that cookie and destroy it.
02:21Okay.
02:26Ah!
02:27The cookie!
02:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:31Oh, I gotta get it out of you.
02:33What are you doing?
02:34Ow!
02:35What are you doing?
02:36Ow!
02:37Ow!
02:38Ow!
02:38Ow!
02:39You're going to see it!
02:40Ow!
02:46I eat one stupid cookie, and you have a whabbed attack!
02:53I-I-I was just trying to...
02:55Ow!
02:56Ow!
02:57Okay!
02:58All right!
02:59Ow!
02:59Ow!
03:00Ow!
03:12How can you give Henry a cookie contaminated with commodium acetate?
03:17I'm sorry.
03:18It looks exactly like sugar, and I keep it in the kitchen, right next to the sugar.
03:24Well, where'd you get that idea?
03:25Poor judgment dot gov?
03:30Hey, Henry's on his way down.
03:33Okay.
03:34Let's not freak Henry out any more than he already is, all right?
03:37When he gets down here, everybody just act normal, happy, natural.
03:42Okay?
03:42Mm-hmm.
03:43All right.
03:43Got it.
03:46Hi!
03:47I'm here!
03:48Hey!
03:52How are you, hen?
03:54Uh, what goes on?
03:56Your sister won't die.
03:58What?
03:59What?
04:00You told us to act like everything is okay.
04:02Then why talk about dying?
04:05I said she won't!
04:06Well, we don't know that, do we?
04:08Oh, my God!
04:11Is my sister gonna...
04:15Who's that?
04:16It's Jasper.
04:18I want some video chat.
04:19Where are you going?
04:21To the elevator.
04:22I can't live to see me in the man cave.
04:27Hey, Jasper, I'm trying to handle a big problem right now.
04:30What do you need?
04:30Are you ready for your first clue?
04:33Clue?
04:34Clue about what?
04:35Ultimate hide-and-seek.
04:37Oh.
04:39Okay, here goes.
04:40I'm not in a bush, nor by a tree.
04:44But where I be, those things I see.
04:50Now seek me.
04:55I've got to get him a girlfriend.
05:00Okay, Swaz, what's gonna happen to my sister?
05:03This.
05:07Oh, whoa, what is wrong with that lady?
05:10She has ox pox.
05:15Okay, what is ox pox?
05:18Ox pox was kind of like chicken packs or the measles, only vapors.
05:26And it's caused by eating comodium acetate.
05:30But I thought no one's had ox pox for hundreds of years.
05:34Yeah.
05:35Until Swaz's diseased cookie gave it to my sister.
05:41Hey.
05:43I'm sorry for your loss.
05:45What?
05:47Piper.
05:48She was a sweet little girl.
05:52Okay, first...
05:53No, she wasn't.
05:57Can we please stop talking about her in the past tense?
05:59Okay.
06:02What's the cure for ox pox?
06:04Here.
06:05It says,
06:07in the 16 and 1700s,
06:09doctors used to cure ox pox
06:11by making a special medicine
06:12from the feathers of a bird known as...
06:15the chicka willow.
06:18But the chicka willow's been extinct for almost 300 years.
06:22But we need one!
06:23Or else...
06:26What happens to my sister?
06:30I'm sorry for your loss.
06:32Okay, no one's allowed to say that again.
06:35Wait a second.
06:37I think I know how we can get a chicka willow.
06:40There are no more chicka willows.
06:42Not now.
06:43But we have something right here in storage
06:46that could help us get a chicka willow
06:48from the past.
06:50The time jerker's time machine.
06:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:54And we could use it to go back in time
06:56to the early 1700s.
06:58And get a chicka willow.
07:00But wait, isn't that dangerous?
07:03Oh, my God.
07:08Just one, Charlotte.
07:10Could you not be Debbie Downer?
07:12Really?
07:13Oh, well, I'm so sorry.
07:15I suggested that it might be a little bit dangerous
07:18to send someone 300 years back in time
07:21to get some stupid ancient bird
07:23so we can cure your sister's ox pox,
07:26which was caused by this freak show's
07:28Commodial Sassbrass Contaminated Cookies.
07:33Yeah, I'm the crazy one here.
07:39Hey, hey!
07:42Guess whose daddy got a hole in four today?
07:45I'll give you a hint.
07:46It's...
07:47Yeah!
07:49Oh!
07:51Oh!
07:52Do I look that bad?
07:54Uh, no.
07:56No.
07:57I just need to check the sink.
08:15Okay.
08:16I'm ready to test the time machine.
08:19How are we gonna test it?
08:21See?
08:21I will take this fris...
08:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:26This flying disc.
08:28Okay.
08:30And I will throw it five seconds into the future.
08:36Here goes.
08:42Four, three, two, one.
08:48Ow!
08:51Yeah!
08:52Yes!
08:53The time machine works!
08:55And I'm okay, in case anyone cares.
09:01Just tell me where to send Ray.
09:03Yeah, where?
09:04Oh, it says here, in the year 1709,
09:08the greatest number of wild chicka willows
09:10lived in the northern region of Alaska,
09:12now known as Prudhoe Bay.
09:14All right, Schwoz.
09:16Send me to Prudhoe Bay, Alaska?
09:201709.
09:22Aye, aye.
09:36Hey, you better put on a coat.
09:38Alaska's pretty cold.
09:40I won't need a coat.
09:42I'm just gonna pop back to the past,
09:45grab a chicka willow,
09:48Schwoz's gonna pull me right back here.
09:51And now,
09:52to Alaska!
09:55Alaska!
10:01I think the time portal needs to be on.
10:04Right.
10:08Okay, ready.
10:10And now,
10:11to Alaska,
10:12in the year 1709!
10:26Captain Man to the Man Cave!
10:28Captain Man to the Man Cave!
10:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:31We hear you, Ray.
10:32Ah!
10:34Alaska be cold!
10:36Well, I told you to take a coat.
10:39Ooh, sorry, Mom.
10:41Yeah, you wish I was your mom.
10:45What does that mean?
10:46I don't know.
10:51Jasper again?
10:52Yup.
10:53You're right back.
11:01Hey, Jasper, what's up?
11:04Are you seeking me?
11:07Um...
11:08I've been hiding for two hours.
11:11Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
11:12I've been looking for you, but...
11:15Whoa, you are tough to find!
11:18Well, here's your next clue.
11:20To find where I'm hiding,
11:23I'm sure you're itching.
11:25Just look in some bushes
11:27outside your kitchen.
11:32Now seek me.
11:34Okay, but it might take a...
11:45How's it going, Ray?
11:46Did you get a chicken bowl?
11:48Almost!
11:50Get in the sack!
11:52That's a good bird!
11:54Here we go!
11:57Got him!
11:58Oh, shit!
11:59Now bring me back to the present!
12:02Stand by.
12:05Hey.
12:11Oh!
12:14Oh!
12:16Oh!
12:16I'm all...
12:19I'm all...
12:20King!
12:24Where...
12:25Where...
12:26Where am I?
12:29Schwoz?
12:30Dad.
12:32That's not Ray.
12:35I am, too!
12:36I think that's Ray, but from the future.
12:45Henry!
12:48You're a...
12:50You're a boy again!
12:55And President Charlotte.
13:00You look just like you're used to!
13:04And Schwoz!
13:06You're a man again!
13:11Guys!
13:13I'm ready to come home!
13:15Ah!
13:17It's really cold in Alaska, and I don't have a coat!
13:22What kind of an idiot goes to Alaska without a coat?
13:28Uh...
13:29You?
13:32Oh, my God!
13:34What?
13:34What?
13:35Where'd my toilet paper go?
13:46Why are you guys staring at me?
13:49Am I drooling?
13:52You guys!
13:54It's like nine degrees here in Alaska, so please bring me back!
13:59Hang on, Ray!
14:01Hang on to what?
14:03Not you.
14:05Hmm?
14:07Ray, hold on!
14:08No, wait!
14:10Guy!
14:11Put me on hold!
14:15Ray?
14:17Are you really Ray Manchester?
14:20Well, of course I am, Henry!
14:23I'm proud of with you, huh?
14:25Why does everything around here look like it did 50 years ago?
14:30Wait.
14:30How old are you?
14:33I'm 85.
14:35I'm going to still look great.
14:37Oh!
14:41Uh-oh.
14:42I think I know what went wrong.
14:44What?
14:45Well, the time machine got the right Ray.
14:48But instead of bringing him back from the year 1709,
14:52it brought him back from 50 years in the future.
14:55Oh, my God.
14:58Oh, my God.
14:59Oh!
15:00Ha-ha!
15:01A blaster!
15:02Hey, whoa.
15:03Hey!
15:04You know, I haven't seen one of these in a long time.
15:07Oh!
15:08Oh, you know what?
15:10I forgot.
15:11You got to put the setting on the...
15:12Oh!
15:14I don't know what to do.
15:17Oh!
15:19You guys, bring me back.
15:22Come on, Schwoz.
15:24You got to get Ray back here before he freezes.
15:26And we need that stupid bird's feathers to cure my sister.
15:29Will you relax?
15:30I'm sure your sister is doing fine.
15:41What's happening to me?
15:43I don't know.
15:44I don't know.
15:46Dad, I'm so scared.
15:48Don't touch me.
15:49Don't touch me.
15:50I love you, but don't touch me.
15:55Ray, you there?
15:58Yeah.
16:00I'm here.
16:00Look, look, I know you're freezy, but don't worry.
16:04We're gonna try to bring you back right now.
16:06Hurry!
16:14Did you forget about your hide-and-seek buddy?
16:17Yes.
16:18We'll be out in a minute.
16:25Hi, Jasper.
16:27I feel like I'm hiding harder than you're seeking.
16:30No, no, no, no, no.
16:32I'm trying really hard to find you.
16:34You're just really good at hiding.
16:38But I've been hiding for four hours.
16:42Why can't you find me?
16:45Uh, okay.
16:46Give me another hint.
16:47I'm in your backyard.
16:49I'm in a bush under your kitchen window.
16:53Hmm.
16:55Okay.
16:55I'll do my best to find you.
16:57Your best?
16:58I just told you exactly where I'm...
17:04Okay.
17:06I've reset the time machine.
17:08Now let's bring Captain Man Hall.
17:10Do it.
17:18Oh, you're with the lights!
17:25Great Scott!
17:27Uh, where are we?
17:28Uh, I don't know!
17:33Quick!
17:34Let's get out of here!
17:35Oh, this is heavy.
17:41Let me try that again.
17:45Ow!
17:46Dad, this bump really hurts!
17:49Well, don't squeeze it!
17:55Ah!
17:57Ah!
17:59Ah!
18:00Ah!
18:01Ah!
18:02Ah!
18:03Ah!
18:04Ah!
18:05Ah!
18:05Ah!
18:06Ah!
18:06Ah!
18:11Ray!
18:15Ray!
18:17Ray!
18:18Ray, did you hear me?
18:20Come on, answer me, man!
18:22Ray!
18:23Ah!
18:27Henry.
18:30Forget about me.
18:32No, no, no, no.
18:33We're gonna save you, man.
18:35It's too late for me, kid.
18:38Just remember how handsome I was.
18:44You guys, look!
18:46It's nine degrees below zero in Alaska in 1709.
18:50Ray, Ray can't last ten more minutes out there.
18:53What are we gonna do?
18:54I don't know!
18:56Hey, Chaua's can't make the machine bring Ray back here, right?
19:00Right.
19:01Ah, sure.
19:03I designed and built everything in the whole man cave, but let's all focus on the one thing
19:09I can't do.
19:11Just listen.
19:12What if you open up the time portal to Prudhoe Bay in 1709, and one of us reaches in, grabs
19:21Ray, and just yanks him back through?
19:25Would it work?
19:26Maybe, if Ray is close enough for someone to reach him, but it's dangerous.
19:33Hey!
19:35I gotta pee.
19:37I'll be back in an hour.
19:41Why is it dangerous?
19:43Because whoever goes through the portal must keep one part of their body on this side
19:49of the machine at all times.
19:52Why?
19:53What happens if they go all the way through?
19:55The portal will close and they could end up stuck in Alaska, betraying.
20:00In 1709?
20:02We might not be able to bring them back.
20:04Ever.
20:05Well, if one of us is going to try this, it's going to be me.
20:11Well, duh.
20:12You think I'd try it?
20:13All right.
20:17Let's get this over with.
20:24Okay.
20:26Ready, Henry?
20:29On two.
20:31One.
20:33Two.
20:40Ray!
20:44Ray, it's me!
20:45Ray, did you bring me some wine?
20:51Ray!
20:52Give me your hand!
20:56Come on!
20:57Come on!
21:00Okay!
21:01Okay, now the other one!
21:03Come on!
21:08Henry!
21:09He can't move!
21:11He can't move!
21:12No!
21:16Okay!
21:18Charlotte!
21:19Swaz!
21:20Pull us back through!
21:34Okay.
21:35Okay.
21:36You guys.
21:37You warm up, Ray.
21:38I'm going to start taking the feathers off this bird
21:41so Swaz can make the medicine for Piper.
21:43Whoa.
21:44Whoa.
21:46Wait.
21:48You're not going to hurt the bird, are you?
21:51Uh, no.
21:53No.
21:55No.
21:57No.
22:10See?
22:11Her pox are almost gone.
22:13Amazing.
22:14Yeah.
22:15But, where did you get this cure?
22:20Uh...
22:20Ooh, look!
22:21She's waking up.
22:25She's sound asleep.
22:28I know.
22:35But, dude, I'm on the phone.
22:36Sorry.
22:39Hey, Jasper, what you need?
22:41I've been hiding for nine hours.
22:46Right.
22:47Uh, just give me another hint of where you are.
22:49I'm right here, okay?
22:51Here I am.
22:53Here.
22:55Oh.
22:56Hey.
23:00Good game.
23:01Do you want to play again?
23:03Uh, sure, but I don't want to hide.
23:06Oh, I'll hide.
23:08Count to 100, and then seek me.
23:12You got to get him a girlfriend.
23:14Yup.
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