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Victorious S01E09 Wi-Fi in the Sky
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00:00Hey.
00:02What?
00:03Is this chicken?
00:08I think it might be pineapple.
00:11Or part of a thumb.
00:14Ugh, I can't eat airplane food.
00:16Too gross.
00:23And why is this now on my trade table?
00:26Because I'm done with it.
00:29I don't care if you're done with it.
00:31Kicking garbage on-
00:32Hey kid, I told you to stop kicking my seat.
00:34So?
00:36Stop that!
00:37You're not the queen of this plane.
00:41Excuse me, will you please do something about your son?
00:44Will you stop kicking her seat?
00:47No.
00:52Some people are so rude.
00:56I know.
01:00This is Captain Stu Bing.
01:02Sorry about our late start today.
01:04We should be arriving in Los Angeles at around 11.14pm.
01:09Wait, what time did he say?
01:1111.14.
01:13Oh, great.
01:15Three and a half hours late.
01:16Why do you care?
01:17I'm supposed to meet Andre Beck and Kat to write a script for class.
01:20It's due in the morning.
01:21What teacher?
01:22Grads dean.
01:23Oh, he's tough.
01:25No chiz.
01:26What is chiz anyway?
01:28Andre thinks it's a German sausage.
01:35Can I get you anything?
01:37Excuse me?
01:38Yes.
01:39Does this plane have Wi-Fi?
01:41No.
01:42But we do have wireless internet service.
01:46That's what Wi-Fi is.
01:48Please don't give me attitude.
01:54What are you doing?
01:55I'm gonna see if Andre's online so we can work over a video chat.
01:58Oh, smart.
01:59Maybe you guys can, uh...
02:01Did you just kick my feet again?
02:03Why don't you ask your butt?
02:06Look, if you don't knock it off, I'm gonna tell the flight attendant.
02:09Ooh, you're a scary witch.
02:13I wish I was a witch, cause I would take my broomstick and always train us it.
02:23Oh, good. Andre's online.
02:24I need some more air.
02:28You have a pimple under your arm.
02:29Don't talk about it!
02:33Tori Vega, what's up?
02:35Hey, I'm on the plane.
02:37Oh, you're on the plane?
02:38Well, if I were you, I'd get in the plane.
02:44Say you're on the plane.
02:46And I'm not gonna land until after 11.
02:48Oh, but we gotta write that script for class.
02:51I know.
02:52Wanna do it over video chat?
02:53Yeah, sure. I'll text Captain Beck and tell him to get online.
02:57Cool.
02:58Will you pop this for me?
03:00No.
03:01I let you borrow my green sweater last week.
03:04And that means I should pop your pit pimple?
03:08Yes, we're sisters. If you had a pit pimple, I'd...
03:12Quit kicking my feet!
03:14Quit kicking my feet!
03:15Quit kicking my feet!
03:16Quit kicking my feet!
03:18Your desserts?
03:22What is this?
03:24I don't know.
03:25Pudding?
03:28Aw, it's got fur on it.
03:31Just like your pimple.
03:39Here I am, once again, feeling lost, but now and then, I breathe it in to let it go.
03:51And you don't know where you are now.
03:54But what it would come to if only somebody could hear.
03:59When you figure out how, you're lost in the moment you disappear.
04:06You don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action.
04:10You're never gonna fade, you'll be the main attraction.
04:14Not a fantasy.
04:16Just remember me when it turns out right.
04:20Cause you know that if you live in your imagination,
04:24Tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination.
04:27In my victory.
04:30Just remember me when I make it shine.
04:48Woo!
04:50You're a long one.
04:52Hey, Dory!
04:54Oh, hey, uh, did you get Kat and Beck?
04:57Uh, yeah, they're about to get online.
04:59Nice.
05:00Where are you?
05:01At my grandma's house.
05:02Why are you at your grandma's?
05:04She called me and said she was scared, cause the numbers kept changing on a digital clock.
05:10Isn't that what clocks do?
05:11All I know is when I got here, she was hiding under her bed.
05:15Did you get her out?
05:16Uh-huh.
05:18But I had to use butter.
05:22Oh, Kat's on.
05:23Yep, I see.
05:24Uh, let me invite her.
05:27Hey, are you gonna eat your pudding?
05:30You ate yours?
05:32Yeah, I just scraped the fur right off the top. It wasn't bad.
05:37Donuts.
05:41Hi!
05:42What's up, Little Red?
05:44Hey, Kat.
05:45Andre!
05:46One sec.
05:47What's wrong, Grandma?
05:48The numbers on my clock changed again!
05:51It's a clock, Grandma. The numbers are supposed to change.
05:54What happened to my butter?
05:57I'll go to the store tomorrow and get you some more butter.
06:02What was that?
06:03My grandmother just screamed.
06:06Why? What happened?
06:07I don't know. I think she saw herself in the mirror.
06:11Andre, there's another me on the wall!
06:15It's okay, Grandma. Just introduce yourself. I'm sure she's nice.
06:21Back's all mine.
06:22Yep.
06:24Requesting?
06:25Ow!
06:27What?
06:28That rotten kid behind me kicked my seat again and made me poke my eye!
06:32Really?
06:32I didn't kick your seat.
06:33Did you, too?
06:34How's your pit?
06:35Zit!
06:37That tears it!
06:39Crino! Crino!
06:41He's a little boy!
06:42Yeah, and I'm about to put him into a little hospital!
06:47You requested my fish?
06:49Hey, Matt.
06:50Hi.
06:51Hey, Beck!
06:52Is that a dog with you?
06:54Aw, look at the puppy!
06:57He's cute, huh?
06:58So cute!
06:59Is he yours?
07:00Nah, I'm watching him for my neighbor while she's at her cheerleading practice.
07:04You live next door to a cheerleader?
07:06I do.
07:07Figures. I live next door to a one-legged old man that throws lemons at me.
07:13So, what's up?
07:14Tori's plane's late.
07:16I don't get in until almost midnight.
07:17But we gotta write the script for grad scenes class.
07:20Yeah, so we're gonna do it here over video chat.
07:22Oh, sounds good.
07:24Alright, I will type...
07:27Kat, read the assignment.
07:28Okay, okay.
07:31It says...
07:34Write a single scene script between seven and ten pages.
07:38The scene must involve a mystery.
07:40Use at least three characters and have a surprise plot twist.
07:44Got it. We can do that.
07:46Ideas?
07:46Hey, you guys wanna hear a cute joke?
07:48A joke?
07:49Yeah, listen.
07:51Okay.
07:52What did the young shrimp say when his mom asked him why he wouldn't share any of his toys?
07:57What?
07:58Sorry.
07:59I'm a little shellfish.
08:06Get it?
08:07Cause shrimp are very self-centered.
08:11I...
08:11I think the joke is that shellfish sounds like selfish.
08:16Oh my god, that's even funnier!
08:23Okay, back to the script.
08:25Hey!
08:26What if our script is about a kid who goes into a closet to look for something and...
08:32Ugh.
08:33What?
08:34Who is that?
08:35Robbie's requesting to join our chat.
08:39Hey.
08:40Hi.
08:40What's up?
08:41Hey, Rob.
08:42Hey, Robbie.
08:43What did the young shrimp say when his mom asked...
08:45I'm a little shellfish.
08:46You told me yesterday.
08:49Who?
08:51Listen, I need your guys' help.
08:53You need professional help.
08:55I don't either!
08:58Robbie!
08:58We're trying to work on a script that's due in the morning.
09:01This'll just take a second.
09:03Okay, what's your problem?
09:05Well, on Friday at school, I asked Rex if he wanted to see a movie with me on Sunday night.
09:10True or false?
09:11You said, how would you feel about seeing a movie on Sunday night?
09:15And I said, sounds like a plan.
09:17Exactly!
09:18And now it's Sunday night and Rex says he has other plans!
09:21Which I do.
09:24Why would you go and make other plans when you said you'd see a movie with me?
09:27You guys!
09:28I never said I would see a movie with you.
09:30I said, sounds like a plan.
09:32But what's the difference?
09:33You never call me to confirm!
09:35I'm gonna get a root beer.
09:38Robbie, Rex, you guys work this out yourselves.
09:41Bye, Robbie!
09:42Wait, no, don't kick us out of the chat!
09:43No, don't!
09:47Alright, back to our script.
09:49Hey, what if we write about a giraffe who learns to love?
09:55A giraffe?
09:57That's, that's not good.
09:58No.
10:00Let's just stick with the kid in the closet.
10:02Right.
10:03So I was thinking maybe he comes home from school looking for something,
10:06and he goes into his closet and there's like a small secret door in the back of-
10:13Cat!
10:14What are you doing?
10:15I clicked on Rainbow!
10:19Will you please stop that?
10:22We gotta do this project.
10:24Sorry.
10:27Now, where were we?
10:29Uh, the kid goes into his closet.
10:31Right.
10:32And maybe he's not a normal kid.
10:34Maybe he's like, created by a scientist in a government lab, or-
10:38Who's that?
10:40Jade, let me see what she wants.
10:42Aww.
10:45Hey, look, we're doing this project that's due tomorrow morning, so-
10:48Where have you been?
10:50Home? Why?
10:51I left you a voicemail and you haven't called me back.
10:54I'm doing homework.
10:56So you want to break up with me?
10:58Wait.
10:59No, no, why would you think that I want to break up with you?
11:01Why do you have that animal?
11:03My neighbor's dog.
11:04His neighbor, the cheerleader.
11:07Cheerleader?
11:09Why? Why would you say that?
11:12Sorry.
11:13You know what cheerleaders have?
11:16Pep.
11:18Pep?
11:19Did she say Pep?
11:21Why are you doing favors for a cheerleader, and what is she doing for you?
11:25It's not what you think, she's just-
11:26I'm coming over there.
11:27No, no, you don't need to-
11:31All right.
11:32So far, we have nothing.
11:34So it would be great if we could do a little writing together, okay?
11:37Look!
11:37I'm in a kaleidoscope!
11:39Woo!
11:42Oh, how'd she do that?
11:44You just click effects in the lower left.
11:46This is not a time for effects!
11:48Woo!
11:51Hey, look at me.
11:53You guys are giving me a headache.
11:55Audrey!
11:55Are you all right?
11:56Ooh, I'm getting dizzy.
11:58Look at me.
11:59I'm spinning the lower.
12:00What effect is that?
12:02Uh, it's spinning clockwise.
12:05Why tell her that?
12:06Woo!
12:08We're not making progress.
12:10Here I go!
12:11Audrey, I need you to focus and keep your eyes open.
12:14I'm spinning.
12:15I can't focus on anything.
12:17I'm so impatient.
12:21You guys have a project to work on.
12:23I'm gonna sit here and watch you guys spin clockwise.
12:26Hey, you heard the lady.
12:27Ready?
12:28Get it clockwise!
12:30Oh, it's close!
12:32It's close!
12:32It's close!
12:33It's close now!
12:34Look at me going back in time!
12:38How did I become the mature one?
12:40Uh-huh!
12:41Uh-huh!
12:42Quit it!
12:43No!
12:43Oh, I'm gonna make you kick!
12:45You guys, I have to sit already!
12:47Very patient!
12:49It's difficult to do!
12:49I have to touch this!
12:50There's no time to wait around!
12:51You cannot see me like that!
12:53Excuse me!
12:53Your gun is being a rat!
12:55No!
13:12Alright, so the little boy yells...
13:19Will you stop that?!
13:20What?!
13:23Stop dancing in your seat like a weirdo!
13:29So, the little boy yells...
13:30What?
13:31How about...
13:33Mom!
13:33There's evil in my closet!
13:35Evil!
13:37Okay, good!
13:39Um, how do I spell evil?
13:41Use four I's and three L's.
13:44Got it.
13:46Okay, um...
13:48Now, why don't we say the mom walks into the closet
13:50to find her son's face being eaten by...
13:53Look!
13:54Now I'm a cherry pie!
13:58I'm pie girl!
14:00But don't bite off my nose!
14:04Kat?
14:05We have a ten-page script due tomorrow morning
14:07and we're on page three
14:08and you're not helping at all!
14:09Now, will you please stop acting like a child!
14:15There she goes.
14:17Look!
14:18I didn't mean to yell at you!
14:20Please don't cry!
14:21I'm just frustrated because...
14:26What happened?
14:27I made Kat cry and she signed off.
14:29Well, you have to learn to be more careful with people's feelings.
14:34Stop kicking my feet, you worthless little nub!
14:37Shut up, boys lady!
14:42Are you gonna let your kid talk to me that way?
14:46I gotta take a waz.
14:48Enjoy your waz!
14:52So, where are we in the script?
14:54Still page three.
14:55The boy says,
14:56Mom, there's evil in my closet.
14:57Even...
14:58Right.
14:59Oh, yeah.
14:59Okay, so next, why don't we say the closet starts turning into, like,
15:03a fiery den of...
15:05Is that Robbie again?
15:07Yeah, he wants to rejoin our chat.
15:09No.
15:10Denied.
15:11Denied.
15:14Move back.
15:15Where are you going?
15:16The tanning salon.
15:17Where do you think I'm going?
15:18I gotta take a waz.
15:20The nub's dad is in the bathroom.
15:23I'm not going back there.
15:24I'm gonna go pee in the first class lavatory.
15:26You're not allowed to.
15:27Yeah, yeah, move.
15:30Ow, what was that?
15:32That was Trina's butt.
15:35That was her.
15:40Your sister's a freak.
15:42Yeah, I know.
15:45But she's kinda hot.
15:50Did you just call my sister hot?
15:52Yep.
15:53Well, you're hotter.
15:53You're hotter.
16:00So, who's your new boyfriend there?
16:03Not cute, Andre.
16:05What's that noise?
16:06Open the door!
16:08Is that Jade?
16:09Yeah.
16:10I'm busy working on a project!
16:13I need to talk to you!
16:16Sorry, door's locked.
16:20Now it's not locked.
16:22She has a key?
16:23No, she has a foot.
16:26What is going on?
16:28You just kicked my door open.
16:30Put the dog down and tell me about this cheerleader chick who lives next door.
16:33I'm not gonna put the dog down.
16:35Oh, aren't you?
16:36If you want to meet the cheerleader, she'll be back any minute to pick up her dog.
16:39Then I'll wait for her.
16:41Whatever you want.
16:43Okay, can we get back to writing the script now?
16:46Yeah, let's get this done.
16:48Okay, boys in the closet, face being eaten.
16:50Mom walks in and...
16:53Another video chat request?
16:55Who is it now?
16:56Someone named WillStephanie21.
16:59Who's she?
17:00I don't know, let me see.
17:04Hello!
17:06Robbie!
17:07Dude!
17:07Oh, come on!
17:09You created a fake screen name!
17:11You denied my real one!
17:13But why LittleStephanie21?
17:15Cause LittleStephanie1 through 20 were taken.
17:19What?
17:20You couldn't have picked a boy's name?
17:21Says a lot, doesn't it?
17:24Look, don't you guys agree that if a person says he'll see a movie with you on Sunday night, he
17:29should honor that commitment and not just leave me hanging!
17:33What happened to Robbie?
17:34My finger.
17:36Ah.
17:38Move, move, move!
17:40Ah!
17:41It's back!
17:43Will you stop wiggling your butt in my friends' faces?
17:47Guess who I just met in first class?
17:49Who?
17:49Perez Hilton!
17:51Shut up!
17:52I swear!
17:53Row 1CB!
17:54Oh man, please tell me you didn't bother Perez Hilton!
17:56I had to!
17:59Trina!
18:00Do you realize how powerful he is in Hollywood?
18:02He could make me famous overnight!
18:06So you talked to him?
18:07I tried to, but then he called the flight attendant who called the sky marshal and then they escorted me
18:11out of first class!
18:13So why are you all smiley?
18:15I got his camera!
18:17Tamara!
18:20Why?
18:21Cause, tomorrow I'll email him, say I found his camera and he'll be so grateful when I give it back
18:26that he'll write about me in his blog and I'll be famous!
18:29Whatever happened to getting famous by having some talent?
18:32Talent has nothing to do with being famous?
18:37Oh, now who?
18:39Somebody wants to join our chat.
18:41Probably Robbie again.
18:43What's the screen name?
18:45Mr. Skinny Jeans.
18:47That's Sinjin.
18:50Hey guys.
18:52I see your video chatting.
18:55Whatcha need? Cause we're really kinda busy.
18:58Are you on a plane?
18:59Yeah, I'm on a plane.
19:01And they have wifi?
19:02No, Sinjin, I have the world's longest internet cable hanging out the window.
19:07Nuh-uh. Airplane windows don't open.
19:11Hey.
19:13Wait a minute.
19:14Wait a minute.
19:15Sinjin?
19:17Hi, Jade.
19:19Where did you get that lamp?
19:23Um, at the lamp store.
19:26It looks exactly like the lamp I have in my den at home.
19:30Oh.
19:31Weird.
19:33Are you in my house?
19:39Take your computer with you.
19:41Please don't tell my mother.
19:44Alright.
19:44We're not accepting any more chat requests, okay?
19:47Good.
19:48Agreed.
19:48Andre!
19:49Stop talking to yourself!
19:51Grandma, I'm not talking to myself.
19:53I'm talking to Tori and Beck.
19:54That's a lie!
19:55They're not here!
19:57I know that.
19:58I'm talking to them online, see?
20:02Hi, Mrs. Harris.
20:03How you doing?
20:04I don't understand this!
20:06Grandma!
20:07Ah!
20:09Aw, Grandma.
20:10Just go sit down on your couch.
20:12It's just me, Mrs. Harris.
20:14Leave me alone!
20:19Guess that just leaves you and me.
20:22And me.
20:24Let's just get an F and be done with this.
20:26Oh, come on.
20:27We can finish the script ourselves.
20:29You really want to?
20:30Sure.
20:31Why don't we just try to...
20:32Oh, now what?
20:34Is that your cheerleader friend?
20:36Come in!
20:37Yeah, come in!
20:42Hi, Beck.
20:44Hi, Allie.
20:48Jade, this is my next door neighbor, Allie.
20:51Allie, this is my girlfriend, Jade.
20:53Nice to meet you.
20:55Hello, Allie.
20:58Thanks for taking care of Sparkles.
21:01Anytime, kiddo.
21:03Hi.
21:04Your girlfriend's pretty.
21:07I know.
21:09Bye.
21:11See ya.
21:19Wow, Jade.
21:20Looks like you got some competition there.
21:23You gonna say you're sorry?
21:25You didn't tell me she was nine.
21:27You didn't give me a chance.
21:28Oh, don't try to turn this around on me.
21:30Hey.
21:30You love making me jump.
21:31I need to push my hand.
21:32Beck.
21:32You could have said she's nine.
21:33You got upset for two minutes.
21:34Can you push my later?
21:35Stay out of this, Tori.
21:37But I just need Beck to help me write...
21:39Ugh.
21:40Ugh.
21:41Now what are you gonna do?
21:43I...
21:44I'm gonna finish writing the script myself.
21:46We have...
21:4762 minutes until we land, and I'm sure if I type really fast, I can get this done...
21:53You!
21:54Oh!
21:55Fred!
21:55Oh!
21:57Oh my god, you're Fred, Susan!
22:00You took my camera.
22:03Oh, no, I didn't.
22:04Yes, you did.
22:05It's in your hand.
22:08I'll give it back if you're right about me.
22:10No, it doesn't work that way.
22:11Give me my camera.
22:12Oh, come on.
22:13Drina!
22:13You don't have to give me my camera.
22:15Give me my camera.
22:16Okay, what are you doing?
22:17No, no, no, no!
22:18Oh my god!
22:20What are you doing?
22:20What are you doing?
22:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
22:34This is a really big deal to me.
22:36I'll realize you.
22:37No, no, no, no.
22:37Even my camera, oh, no.
22:39Look, you're going to sleep.
22:41And when you're flying on a party.
22:42No, no, no, no, no.
22:43Okay, I'm gonna problem.
22:46No, no, no.
22:47Can you imagine?
22:47No, no, no, no, no, no.
22:47This is a really big deal to me.
22:49No, no, no, no, no, no.
22:50All right, hold on to you.
22:50No, take a picture by.
22:50Hey, it's me, Perez Hilton. Now, here comes a video from theslap.com.
22:55Slap it, baby!
22:57A lot of people ask me if this is my natural hair color.
23:00No, it's not.
23:01I make it this color because I love red velvet cupcakes,
23:04and this is the exact same color of a red velvet cupcake.
23:10But it tastes like hair.
23:13Mmm.
23:16Enjoy your whiz!
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