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00:07Oh, shit.
00:09Oh, my God.
00:11Children, children, children.
00:13Well, there you have it.
00:14Jan has been eliminated from the competition.
00:16And this is hard, but I said it before.
00:19I was like, if I have to lip sync for my life,
00:21that bitch may be ready to go back to where the fuck she came from.
00:24Stay humble, grateful, and remember, you're on RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:28Yeah.
00:29And to be here was, I know, a dream come true for her.
00:32Every day was a bliss to her.
00:34She was always so happy and chipper.
00:36I'm like, girl, why are you so happy?
00:37Especially early in the morning.
00:39Early in the goddamn morning.
00:41Jan, we're going to do it, you guys.
00:43We're on Drag Race.
00:44How fun.
00:45Yes.
00:46If a robot and a Barbie and a cheerleader all had, like, an orgy,
00:51and then, like, they made a robot cheerleader baby bitch,
00:53that would be Jan.
00:55I want to congratulate your country ass.
00:57There you go, baby.
00:59I'm winning your first challenge.
01:00Now, bitch, you can no longer say you ain't got no money.
01:03She can afford stuff now.
01:04You are now a thousandaire.
01:05Oh, bitch, I got money now, hey.
01:07Oh, my bank account went from $0.33 to $5,000.
01:10$0.33.
01:11Oh.
01:12How are you feeling, Ms. Good?
01:14Um, I don't know.
01:16I feel like I went from a 10 to a 1 real quick,
01:20and I think it was because I definitely went into this challenge,
01:22you know, being like, I won the last challenge.
01:24I'm going to win this one.
01:25I'm so excited.
01:28Gigi?
01:29Cocky?
01:30I would have never guessed.
01:35Sometimes you have to learn the lesson, like, trust your instincts
01:37and know that whatever you decide to do,
01:39you just need to follow your mind.
01:40My daddy used to always tell us, he'd say,
01:42keep your ass right and your mind will,
01:44keep your mind right and your ass will follow.
01:45So as long as-
01:46Keep your ass right and your mind will follow.
01:47I want to get both ways.
01:48Hit the music.
01:50I needed my dream to almost be crushed
01:52for me to realize how important it is.
01:54I was like, if I don't step this game up now, honey,
01:56there's not going to be a game to step up anymore.
01:58It's okay.
01:59I got a new lease on life.
02:00I got another golden ticket to be here.
02:03And as much as I love you, Kansas City,
02:07you ain't going to see me just yet.
02:12The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race
02:13receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
02:16and a cash prize of $100,000
02:19with our extra special guest judges,
02:22Rachel Bloom and Jeff Goldblum.
02:35It's a new day in the workroom
02:37and my name is Heidi Hydrate.
02:39I think the girls are saying,
02:41oh, she's finally got a win on her belt.
02:43She might be feeling a little confident now,
02:45but I'm just the same old country gal I've always been.
02:48We're literally at almost half of what we started with.
02:51I mean, I will say five of the original first seven
02:53are still here.
02:54Here we are.
02:55I love how she's putting her hand up,
02:57but I think you're in the bottom.
02:59But you were too.
03:01For the first time.
03:02Same.
03:03But you've been flatlining, mother.
03:08Oh, honey, where's that shady rattlesnake?
03:10Can y'all run that over this right here?
03:11What about that one?
03:14Hello, hello, hello.
03:16Hello.
03:17Yes, she's a bunch.
03:19Ladies, America's Next Drag Superstar
03:22needs to make sure her pussy is on fire 24-7.
03:27Uh-huh.
03:28So, for today's mini-challenge,
03:30you're auditioning for the title of
03:33Kitty Girl 2020.
03:38Sponsored by PrettyLitter.com,
03:40the health-monitoring cat litter.
03:44Now, you've got 15 minutes
03:45to get into quick cat dress.
03:47Ready, set.
03:49Oh, girl.
03:52I'm not wearing the right kind of underwear
03:53for tucking.
03:55Underwear?
03:55What's that?
03:56Ladies, time's up.
03:59Here, kitty, kitty.
04:00Here, kitty, kitty.
04:02Meow.
04:02Hi, kitty cat.
04:04Nice meow-ch fit.
04:06My owners really liked my unique style,
04:08so they rescued me from the pound and...
04:13Now I get, like, five million hits
04:15on my sleeping videos.
04:17Are you a grumpy cat?
04:18No, I'm mad cat.
04:20Oh.
04:21Do you mind?
04:22No, make yourself at home.
04:23Yeah, I'm done.
04:26What alley did you just crawl out of?
04:29I'm purr-thakit.
04:30Oh.
04:30The purr-sian glamour puss.
04:33Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
04:34I've been an awful good cat, RuPaul baby.
04:37Oh.
04:37You'll slip a present under the litter for these.
04:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:44Reminds me of Adam West.
04:46Ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:46What was Adam West like?
04:48Ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:49This kitty litter has never made me feel fitter.
04:54Ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:55Oh, I always say a girl who can sleep where they pee will always have time for a cat snack.
05:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:05RuPaul.
05:05Hi, kitty.
05:06What's your name?
05:07Oh, I am.
05:07She's a fella.
05:09Oh, oh.
05:10Hair bone.
05:11Oh.
05:12Oh.
05:13It happens.
05:15Oh.
05:17Look what the cat dragged in.
05:20You like that catnip?
05:21I love the catnip.
05:23I'm a dog person, so I really don't know how cats react.
05:27But I'm going to give it to them.
05:28You like that ball?
05:30I usually play with two at a time.
05:34Oh, you like to play rough, don't you, Fuzzy Wuzzy?
05:38Oh.
05:38Hey, if you like that, there's a dot on the wall right behind you.
05:42Get it.
05:43Get it.
05:43Get it.
05:43Get it.
05:44Oh.
05:45Oh.
05:45Get it.
05:45Where'd it go?
05:46Where'd it go?
05:47Oh, there it is.
05:48Get it.
05:50Oh.
05:51Oh, step right in.
05:53You're a cat of nine tails, aren't you?
05:56Oh, you're going to work the pole?
05:57Oh.
05:58Don't ignore the ball.
06:01Oh, she's going to punish that ball.
06:04Oh.
06:06Kitty cats always land on their feet.
06:07Or pussy.
06:10Oh.
06:12She kitty.
06:13Oh, that's nice and cool.
06:14What are you doing with the milk?
06:16It's a face mask, you see.
06:18What's this?
06:19That's a ball of yarn.
06:20An unfinished garment.
06:22Yes.
06:25I seem to be stuck.
06:27Oh, no.
06:29Ladies, you were all more convincing than the cast of Cats.
06:33Yes.
06:34But one of you was perfect.
06:36The winner of today's mini-challenge is Jackie Cox.
06:40Yes.
06:41You've won a $2,500 gift card from Fierce Drag Jewels.
06:46Oh, my God.
06:48Okay, now, ladies, we are done pussyfooting around.
06:50The upcoming election is some serious business.
06:53And we at RuPaul's Drag Race urge everyone to vote so we can keep democracy alive and well.
07:00However, to lift the spirits of our candidates and their hard-working supporters, we'd like to provide some comic relief.
07:10It's time for America's first drag queen president.
07:14Yes.
07:15For this week's maxi-challenge, you'll be speaking at Choices 2020, the most fabulous presidential debate in herstery.
07:26Oh, okay.
07:27Each of you will present your platform and answer probing questions from the free press, from tucking in public to
07:33the right to bear breastplates.
07:35No drag issue is off the table.
07:38Gentlemen, start your campaign engines.
07:41And may the best woman win.
07:44Coming up, I brought my political advisor, Raven.
07:50No more closets ever!
08:01Make sure you grab you a good folder.
08:05Walk a folder.
08:06Today's maxi-challenge, we are going to debate in Choices 2020.
08:11My understanding of this challenge is to be funny as a political politician.
08:21I feel like, you know, it's going to be important to incorporate a lot of, like, drag slang, like, yes,
08:27God bought my own car.
08:28But then, still thinking about political terms, like, debate.
08:35Like a debate.
08:36Or poll.
08:38Finite.
08:39Campaign.
08:40Russian pro.
08:43Hello, candidates.
08:44Oh, hey.
08:45Hello.
08:45I brought my political advisor.
08:49Hi.
08:51Say hello to Raven.
08:53Hi.
08:55She's here to help you put the camp in your campaign.
08:59Fierce.
09:00Heidi.
09:01Hi.
09:02Meet Raven.
09:03Hi, Heidi.
09:03Nice.
09:04It's such a womanly handshake.
09:06Hey, you won last week.
09:08I did, yay.
09:09How's that feel?
09:09It felt amazing.
09:11So what do you have?
09:11Well, I was going for no more closet ever!
09:16Did you know Heidi in Closet came here as Heidi in Closet and it just fell off so far?
09:21You got my vote.
09:22Yes!
09:23You got my vote.
09:24With your win last week, I could see that you got in there and you started having fun.
09:28You started taking your time in places.
09:30And the whole thing was stupid.
09:31And that's a gift.
09:32That is a gift.
09:33It's the gap, Heidi.
09:33Power the gap.
09:34Yes.
09:35Oh, but there's your slogan right there.
09:36Power the gap.
09:37Oh, wait.
09:37Is that?
09:37There she got a gift.
09:39It's just the most obvious thing in the world.
09:42I mean, come on.
09:43Fuck the GOP.
09:44Get into the GAP.
09:52Now, can that be stolen is the question.
09:54You can have it.
09:55Okay.
09:56Here we go.
09:57All right, bitch.
09:58We will see your ass out there.
09:59Okay?
10:00Bye.
10:01Bye.
10:04Hi, Gigi Goode.
10:05So, are you politically minded?
10:07I am going to be honest.
10:08Politics and the economy have always been some things that are rather terrifying to me.
10:13It's just...
10:13Terrifying why?
10:14I'm such an anxious person that sometimes it's really hard to watch these debates and let
10:19things come in one ear and stick in my brain and not let it go out the other.
10:22You don't want it to come in one ear.
10:24You want it to come on your tits.
10:25Come on my tits, yes.
10:26You know, politics is not something to be afraid of.
10:28It's actually quite simple.
10:29Do you have a platform?
10:31How high?
10:31Yeah, exactly.
10:32There's my answer.
10:33I know you think in terms of fashion.
10:35If I were you, I would stick with what you know.
10:37Okay, that changes everything.
10:38You didn't think of that?
10:40I don't know.
10:41Hydyhydrate.
10:42It's the obvious thing.
10:44It's like, go with what you know.
10:45Okay.
10:46Now, Raven is a staunch political strategist.
10:50That is why I'm here today.
10:51So patriotic.
10:53So, is there anything you'd like to ask Raven?
10:56You know, I was in the bottom last week and I'm trying to claw my way out of that this
11:00week, so I just want to know, how do you bring yourself out of a rut?
11:04Don't take it seriously.
11:06Right.
11:06Make it stupid.
11:07There you have it.
11:08Yeah, yeah.
11:09All right.
11:10See you at the polls.
11:11Good luck.
11:11Thank you, thank you.
11:11All right.
11:12Okay.
11:24But you fought your way through the fire and here you are, living to tell about it.
11:29Do you have a platform?
11:31I do not have a platform.
11:32Oh, bitch.
11:33I've seen your shoes.
11:34Yeah.
11:34Oh, that's right.
11:35You don't have a platform.
11:36Now, do you have a prescription to wear those shoes?
11:40Is that, are they prescribed?
11:42Oh, child.
11:43How come you keep wearing the biscuit baskets?
11:45Because sometimes I feel like if I'm going to be in the bottom, I at least want to be in
11:47some shoes I can dance in.
11:48That's what keeps putting you in the bottom, bitch.
11:50You're prepared to be in the bottom.
11:52You won the very first challenge.
11:53And I was dancing.
11:54And now you're scooting along.
11:55In those biscuit baskets.
11:56In those biscuit baskets.
11:57If you had a platform, what would it be?
12:00My biggest goal in life is to show other large individuals that you can love who you
12:05are in the body that you're in.
12:07That's cute.
12:07That's not very funny, is it?
12:08I know that.
12:09And that's, that's what the thing is.
12:11You can make any issue funny.
12:12Yeah.
12:13Trust me.
12:13You're trying to become America's Next Drag Superstar.
12:16Now, I don't know what that's like.
12:21But for me, when I competed, I was too inherent.
12:25Bitch, you ain't really running for president.
12:29You know, listen, the key to this competition is to be able to see yourself from outside
12:34of yourself.
12:35And don't take it seriously.
12:36Don't take any of it seriously.
12:37I'm trying real hard to hide the fact that having to now get prepared for another challenge
12:44that's also funny, that it's not affecting me.
12:47I gotta find a way to shake this shit off.
12:52Coming up.
12:52What is your platform?
13:00Boring.
13:09Hi, Jada.
13:10Hello.
13:11Meet Raven.
13:11Hi.
13:11Hi, Raven.
13:12Now, this is a political challenge here.
13:14Are you willing to sling some mud to get your point across?
13:17I already know that I will be.
13:19Okay.
13:20For a fact.
13:21Of course.
13:22She's so proper.
13:24She's very presidential.
13:25Yes, you are.
13:26A lot of people consider me a pageant queen.
13:28And as anyone knows, a pageant queen should always be prepared.
13:31And you will do whatever it takes to win.
13:33That's right.
13:33Have you ever been in a debate before?
13:35No, I have not.
13:37I find that hard to believe.
13:38Up in the club.
13:39My thing is, I'm a real bitch.
13:41I don't debate.
13:41I argue.
13:42Okay.
13:44Now, Jada, make sure you're prepared with what your platform is, knowing what your brand
13:49is, because that'll make it easier for you to riff.
13:52Cannot wait to see you out in the debate.
13:54Get back to work.
13:55Okay.
13:56See you.
13:57Jay Cox, I take you as someone who is politically minded.
14:01I am.
14:02I've been donating political causes.
14:03I believe in it.
14:04I'm always watching cable news, the good channels.
14:06Yes.
14:07Rachel Maddow.
14:08Love her.
14:08Our boy Anderson, too.
14:10Love him, too.
14:10What about Como?
14:13I mean, I've definitely been very political, but I'm not registered to vote, as I...
14:17What?
14:19I'm not an American.
14:20I'm Canadian, so I'm here on a green card.
14:22But I did see my mom go through the citizenship process, and it was really important for her
14:26to be able to have that political voice.
14:28So, this is your opportunity to win a maxi challenge.
14:31I haven't won one yet.
14:32I'm surprised, actually, that you haven't.
14:34Oh, gosh.
14:35I need it, huh?
14:36Yeah.
14:36I think the big challenge for me will be keeping it out of the literate and just making it a
14:40little more fun.
14:41Yes.
14:41Keep it illiterate.
14:42Yeah, illiterate's good, too.
14:44A lot of you kids, you make it so difficult, you know?
14:47You don't have to reinvent the wheel.
14:48The wheel is fine.
14:49The wheel is fine.
14:51All right, Jay Cox, we will see you on the political circuit.
14:54Bye.
14:54Bye.
14:54Bye, guys.
14:57Crystal Method.
14:57Hello.
14:58Why, you old geezer.
14:59This is the famous mullet.
15:01This is the mullet that built an empire.
15:05Now, listen, are you politically minded?
15:07I live in a really conservative area, so just being myself and dressing the way I do and
15:11walking around, I definitely make political statements.
15:14Drag is very political.
15:16Just like you said, what is your platform?
15:18Um, I've been messing with a few.
15:21I was trying to think of, like, creating funding for the arts and crafts.
15:24Oh, I'm asleep already.
15:27Boring.
15:28Listen to what you're being told.
15:30That's not going to work.
15:31So if that's in there, get rid of it.
15:34It's just one of those things.
15:36You have to listen to what nods you're being given.
15:38Let me ask you this.
15:39What is the Crystal Method?
15:45Uh, uh...
15:46These are the questions I would be asking myself.
15:48Yeah.
15:49What I am, what I stand for, you know?
15:51Mm-hmm.
15:52My walkthrough with Rue is not going well, but I know that Rue sees what's in me, and
15:57I just need to find it and bring it out for this challenge.
15:59All right, Crystal, I know you can do it.
16:02Just you gotta unlock that door.
16:04Let's hit it, Raven.
16:05Bye.
16:05Bye.
16:08All right, ladies, gather round.
16:09Gather round, ladies.
16:10Now, tomorrow, the Choices 2020 debate will be moderated by our extra special guest judges,
16:18my crazy ex-girlfriend, Rachel Bloom, and the superfly, Jeff Goldblum.
16:27Jeff Goldblum is a dinosaur doctor, and I don't know if that's his real life, but I love
16:32a man who knows about dinosaurs.
16:35Ladies, don't bug it up.
16:37Come on, Raven.
16:38Bye.
16:40Coming up, my parents are both really conservative.
16:44They voted for Trump, and...
16:45Wow, really?
16:46Yeah.
16:46Do they still stand by that vote?
16:48They do.
16:58Come on, season 12, let's get political!
17:02Yeah!
17:04Woo!
17:04Today is the day.
17:05We're gonna do this debate.
17:06What's important for us to do in this challenge is to make sure that we give it a political
17:10tone.
17:11But don't forget, a bitch can't come in being all serious.
17:14You gotta make sure you're making the judges laugh.
17:16How are people feeling?
17:17I feel good, but also I felt good about the last thing I had to be funny at, so hopefully
17:21I can do the American people proud.
17:24Choices.
17:24Choices.
17:25Choices.
17:26Choices.
17:27So I don't know if I'm just delirious from not sleeping all night, but I feel good that
17:32I got some funny shit, so let's see.
17:36I'm gonna get some nerd out a little bit in this challenge, because it do take nerd!
17:41I love politics, and I love making people laugh.
17:45I'm very excited to show Rue that I don't just deserve to be in the top, I deserve that
17:49mother-talking win!
17:52Anyone here really passionate about politics besides Jackie?
17:55The current political climate is just so terrifying to me.
17:58Gigi, I get it.
17:59Like, it's hard to sit and watch the news.
18:01It can be traumatizing to sit and watch that stuff.
18:03But I feel like, in bad times like this, it's more important than ever to be patriotic,
18:07because you need that to, like, make a change.
18:10And right now, we really, really, really, really, really, really, really need a change.
18:15My parents are both really conservative, and they voted for Trump, and...
18:19Wow, really?
18:20Yeah.
18:20Do they still stand by that vote?
18:22They do.
18:23And it's really hard, because I love my parents, and I'm so close to them, and I'm, like,
18:27almost, like, confused as to how I grew up in their house and share so many of their values
18:32when there are just some things we have this disconnect on.
18:34I can't even imagine knowing how close you are with them, like, what that's like.
18:38Yeah.
18:38It's frustrating to have parents that support Trump.
18:40I just try not to bring up politics when I'm with my family,
18:44although there are times during our family Thanksgiving and stuff that I have, like, blown up.
18:49All I can do is try and provide them with as much education as I can whenever I get the
18:53opportunity.
18:54I have a lot of disagreements with my mom and with other people in my family,
18:56but the one thing that we all agreed on was no Trump.
18:59It's, like, really affected mine and my family's life.
19:02When Trump was elected, he enacted terrible racist policies,
19:05including a ban on people from Muslim-majority countries.
19:09You know, my mom moved here right before the revolution,
19:12but her close sister is still back in Iran,
19:14and my mom has actually been having a lot of health issues the last couple years,
19:17and we were hoping that her sister would come here and kind of help take care of my mom,
19:21and because of Trump and racism, it's not happening.
19:27And I just don't think that's okay.
19:32My aunt is the sweetest woman and has always been there for my mom,
19:36and the fact that she can't be there now because of Trump's travel ban is devastating.
19:40These are two women who, you know, need each other right now.
19:44Yeah.
19:44And more than anything, I'm just so angry that this is America.
19:51As a black gay man in this country, especially being in Missouri,
19:56I don't go places in my own city that are predominantly, like, have, like, straight patrons.
20:02And as a black man, it's a big problem that I cannot drive my car down the street
20:08without being afraid that someone's going to take my life.
20:11With all the stuff that Trump and the Republicans have put this country through,
20:17put people of color through,
20:18queer people, LGBTQIA,
20:21we need to be on the front lines fighting every day.
20:25I think people who gave him the benefit of the doubt in 2016, like,
20:29wake up because there is nothing to doubt here.
20:31This person is not here for Americans.
20:33No, what I try to do myself is just, like, make sure that I get out, like,
20:36to everybody that's in my family and give them information.
20:38If we get as much information as we can,
20:40it's like a weapon against people who try to hold us back.
20:43The further we go back into the shadows,
20:45the stronger the clown in the White House gets.
20:49No more closet.
20:51I approve this message.
21:19Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
21:22This week, Michelle Visage is away on assignment.
21:26I'm hot on the campaign trail,
21:28where I'll be watching the debate live in downtown Tuckahoe.
21:32Style superstar Carson Kressley is here.
21:35Carson, would you say you're a master debater?
21:38Got the calluses to prove it.
21:40You know you're going to go blind doing that.
21:42Where are you?
21:45The crazy talented Rachel Bloom.
21:48Rachel, have you ever run for office?
21:50I was the secretary of my high school's Gay-Straight Alliance.
21:54I remember that.
21:55You were a great president.
21:57And national treasure, Jeff Goldblum.
22:01I feel like I'm basking in your opalescent glow.
22:04You look absolutely statuesque and radiant,
22:07like a Grecian goddess.
22:09You make me proud to be a citizen of America and the world, Ru.
22:15I'm hoping you can hear me.
22:16Uh-huh.
22:17Jeff, listen, I'm married, but you are my hall pass.
22:19You have been for years.
22:20I've seen all the movies.
22:21I know what you could do with your fly.
22:22Jeff, please, give me a call.
22:24One night only.
22:25Come on, it's a great time.
22:26This week, we challenged our queens to face off
22:29in this year's draggiest presidential debate.
22:32Gentlemen, start your engines,
22:34and may the best woman win.
22:36Coming up.
22:37You vow to make America what again?
22:40Glitter again.
22:41The facts are, her mullet is not even real.
22:43If she cannot win the war against her beard,
22:46how can she win the wars for America?
23:00Hi there.
23:01My name is Jeff Goldblum.
23:03And I'm Rachel Bloom.
23:04We want to welcome you to Choices 2020.
23:09Choices.
23:10Tonight, our leading seven candidates
23:12have gathered to untuck the issues.
23:15Let's get this wig party started with opening statements.
23:18Hailing from the Big Apple, Sherry Pie.
23:20My mother-tucking Americans,
23:21I am here to take America off its diet.
23:26I am here to force-feed America.
23:30From the show-me state of Missouri, Crystal Method.
23:33You may be wondering, Crystal,
23:34why do you deserve to be drag president?
23:36And I think the answer is very clear.
23:38I've proven time and time again that I mean business in the front and party in the back.
23:44See the beat and the rhythm of the night.
23:47Yeah.
23:48Uh, from Ram Sur, Heidi.
23:50Being the southern belle of season 12,
23:53I am someone you can trust with your vote.
23:56Vote Heidi to bridge the gap.
23:58Hmm, no fooling around with this one.
24:00Serving Kansas City royalty, Widow Von Du.
24:03You cannot have change if you just put your right foot in and take your right foot out.
24:09You have to put your left foot in and shake it all about.
24:13Widow Von Du, shablamming for America.
24:16In college, I was a member of the Hokey Pokey Party.
24:18I had no idea.
24:19What is the Hokey Pokey Party, by the way?
24:21Conservative.
24:21It was a dark time.
24:22Let's move on.
24:23From Canada, by way of New York City, Jackie Cox.
24:26As the first Canadian to run for drag president, let me assure you,
24:29I'm as American as apple poutine.
24:32I mean, pie.
24:33Ha-ha!
24:34In 2020, don't be tacky.
24:37Vote Jackie.
24:38Because we can all use a little more Cox in our life.
24:41Next up from the Golden State, Gigi Goode.
24:44I'm Gigi Goode, fashion icon, pantsuit advocate, human girl.
24:48I'm here to prioritize, politicize, and accessorize my way to a better tomorrow.
24:55May I commend you in your bravery in stating openly that you are a human girl.
24:59Human girl, not a robot.
25:04Hmm.
25:05No further questions.
25:06And from the great Badger State of Wisconsin, Jada Essence Hall.
25:11As I always say, you can take the bitch out of the hustle, but you cannot take the hustle out
25:16of the bitch.
25:17That's why I'm Jada Essence Hall of the bitches for the bitches.
25:22Finally, a spokesperson for the bitches.
25:24She done already done had herses.
25:27Let's proceed with questions.
25:29Crystal Method, if you were elected first drag president, what would your first official action be?
25:33To include bare chests and bare backs to the Second Amendment because bare arms are not enough.
25:39Tight, powerful, widow von Dieu.
25:41The first thing I would do in office is do a split on the D.
25:46Split on the D?
25:48Deficits.
25:48I would split the deficits in half.
25:51But if she did it, it would certainly break.
25:53Oh, the slander.
25:55Candidates, candidates, let's keep it civil, okay?
25:57Jackie Cox, same question.
25:58I'll be recruiting Deborah Cox to disco-fy the national anthem.
26:02Can I do a little of it for you right now?
26:04Please.
26:04Uh, let's see, uh...
26:06Oh, Canada, say can you see is what I meant.
26:11I'm so American.
26:12You're bringing up Canada a lot.
26:13If I were you, I would not keep pushing this Canada aspect.
26:17Gigi Goode, same question.
26:18My first act would be to forcibly play RuPaul's cover girl in every crosswalk in the nation.
26:25It will train the men and the women of this brave country to sissy their walks on the way to
26:30work.
26:30How would we sissy our walks?
26:32Do you mind if I come up front?
26:33Permission granted for you to come anywhere you like.
26:35No sissification so far, but wait.
26:37Sissy that walk, girl.
26:38Now sissy that walk.
26:42She's a little stiff, if you ask me.
26:44If that is the walk of America, she should walk to another country.
26:50I would like to rebuttal.
26:51Anybody can sissy their walk in any way they please.
26:54I would like to re-tittle that rebuttal.
26:57I think the only thing that Miss Goode needs to sissy is that hairline.
27:01Okay, ladies, ladies, let's keep it civil.
27:03I would like to re-tattle the re-tittle of her rebuttal.
27:06What?
27:07By saying that although her hairline is awful, so is her contour line.
27:12Woo-hoo!
27:13Wow, this set is cold, but I'm also chilly from all the shade.
27:16Heidi, you vow to make America what again?
27:20Flawless again.
27:21Just look at me.
27:22Good.
27:22Anybody else?
27:22I vow to make America, yes, yes, elderbarge.
27:25Not one of my fellow candidates has a single stack of glitter on their bodies.
27:30I want to make America glitter again.
27:33Little do you know that I am fully bejazzled downstairs.
27:37Did she say bejazzled?
27:38Yeah.
27:39Yes, bejazzled.
27:40I can imagine what that means.
27:43Jada, I vow to make America what again?
27:45I vow to make America confused again.
27:49Because these whores have lost me.
27:51I am confused right now.
27:52I don't know what's happening.
27:54I don't know who she is.
27:55I have no idea who she is.
27:56Are you smelling toast?
27:57Are you having a little bit of a stroke?
27:58I love toast.
28:00Don't you love waking up in the morning and not knowing where you are?
28:02Who you are?
28:03Why you are?
28:04I like what you're saying.
28:06Before you go anywhere, you have to ride the horse in the direction that it's going.
28:09I don't own a horse, but I love riding.
28:12Question for everyone.
28:13Can we see your tax returns?
28:14I would like to pass the question.
28:15Now, are we talking Canadian or American dollars?
28:17How do you plan to engage younger voters?
28:19That's a question.
28:20Yeah.
28:21Yeah, and what's the answer?
28:23Look over there!
28:25Where?
28:27Oh, that's a good one, Jada.
28:29I've never seen that device used on the debate stage before.
28:33Gigi Good, what do you think of drag robots taking jobs away from drag queens?
28:39Why not?
28:40Hmm.
28:40Huh.
28:42Hmm.
28:42Jada, same question.
28:43Heidi, question.
28:46What?
28:47Look over there!
28:48Where?
28:50She keeps fooling me with that look over there business.
28:53I got a controversial question coming.
28:55Oh, it's a controversial question.
28:57Jeff, look over there!
28:58Hey, where?
28:59I fall for it every time, too.
29:02Confusion.
29:02I think I speak for Jeff when I say that he and I are both confused bitches.
29:05You truly are a bitch.
29:08There was a little Kate Hepburn coming through in that.
29:10She sure did love a good...
29:14Here we go again.
29:16For every challenge, we're going to get the old lady.
29:20And it's going to go something like...
29:24It's Duck and Fitch.
29:27Crystal, which of these candidates do you think is the least qualified to be America's next drag president?
29:33I know that as drag president, you'll be faced with many difficult decisions.
29:37Candidate Heidi here can't even decide on a last name.
29:42Breathe calmly through the gap in your front teeth, okay?
29:44There we go.
29:46This whore, Crystal.
29:47The facts are she has no idea who Elder Barge is.
29:51Heidi, which of these candidates do you think is the least qualified?
29:54I would have to say, Miss Jackie Cox, how can you trust a drag queen when her 5 o'clock
30:00shadow is visible 24 hours out of the day?
30:05I can agree with Heidi about Jackie.
30:08If she cannot win the war against her beard, how can she win the wars that we might have to
30:14fight for America?
30:20Widow is the angry politician and, um, that was pretty much what it was, just an angry politician.
30:30Terrorist, skinty bitches.
30:32I don't know how any of you are going to choose a VP with this language.
30:35Candidates, it's time for your closing statements.
30:37We need to go to a buffet of love, of humor, of sherry pie.
30:43Elder Barge.
30:43If I can do this to my face, imagine the facelift I can give to America.
30:47I'm going to cover the White House in glitter.
30:49I understand what the bitches of the street need, and it's not these whores.
30:55I have your back.
30:57Thank you, Jada.
30:58And front.
30:59Thank you, Jada.
31:02Heidi, your closing statements.
31:04On vote day, vote Heidi.
31:05The Gap, that's so wonderful and so amazing.
31:11Jackie Cox, I have a challenge for you.
31:13Don't mention Canada in your closing statement.
31:15I'm here to tell you the Trudeau truth, because I'm clearly very American.
31:22Gigi Good.
31:23As drag president, I'm going to prioritize, politicize, and accessorize.
31:29You repeated that bit about the accessorize and the da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
31:33That's okay.
31:34Widow Von Dieu.
31:35I promise you that a change is on the horizon.
31:39I say shablam for a better future.
31:42What does shablam mean, actually?
31:44See, uneducated.
31:46This is the problem in America.
31:48Uneducated people.
31:50Did you just call Jeff uneducated?
31:52You just called Jeff uneducated.
31:54He's a dinosaur doctor.
31:56Oh, very dishy.
31:58American monster.
31:59Who?
32:00Town.
32:03Now, we're going to go to Michelle Visage from downtown Tuckahoe.
32:08Here's the thing.
32:09The candidates did not even bring up the issue of...
32:11And we're out of time.
32:12Well, that concludes tonight's debate.
32:14On election day, come early.
32:17And then, of course, don't forget to head down to the polling place and pass your vote.
32:20Say goodnight, candidates.
32:22Goodnight, candidates.
32:23Oh, yes, honey.
32:24Oh, yes, honey.
32:33Coming up.
32:34You've had the best off-the-cuff remarks.
32:37You're talented, obviously, and bright.
32:38There weren't a lot of laughs in it.
32:41It's hard.
32:42The competition's fucking hard.
32:51The category is stars and stripes forever.
32:55First up, Crystal Method.
32:58Oh, yes, honey.
32:58She is pimpin' the secretarial pool.
33:01I'm wearing a bunch of mismatched textures.
33:04I have a lot of thrift shop pieces.
33:06I just feel really hot and confident.
33:08I think we found out where in the world is Carmen Sandiego.
33:13Heidi, serving old glory hole.
33:17I'm super excited to walk down this runway in my patriotic Betty Page secret fantasy.
33:23And I'm marching down that runway in my hookah high-heeled boots, honey.
33:27Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled asses yearning to be free.
33:30Yeah.
33:32The Widow, Von Du.
33:34Ooh, Black Panther on the runway.
33:36My outfit is an homage to black culture.
33:39The Black Panthers to Miss Rosa Parks saying that I am not getting out of my seat to Black Lives
33:45Matter.
33:46I am showing all my blackness right now for you.
33:49Is that a particular constellation?
33:51Looks like a big dipper from here.
33:54Sherry pie.
33:55That's right.
33:56Rip the scab off a can of piss.
33:58Oh, it's wrong country.
34:00I am American, American, American, and I am letting everybody know.
34:06Make art and not more.
34:08She got this at Betsy Ross Dress for Less.
34:11Jackie Cox.
34:12Oh.
34:13Come on, hijab.
34:16I'm wearing a beautiful flowing striped caftan.
34:19And then on the top, I'm wearing a midnight blue hijab that is outlined in 50 silver stars.
34:24You can be Middle Eastern, you can be Muslim, and you can still be American.
34:27Made in the USA.
34:29Gigi Good.
34:31She's making me Yankee Doodle Randy.
34:34I am giving you head-to-toe Quaker Oats fantasy.
34:37My hair is period, historically accurate.
34:41I've got my red velvet coat, bitch.
34:44I am it.
34:45Talk about a John Hancock, or lack thereof.
34:49She's cross-dressing the Delaware.
34:53Jada Essence Hall.
34:55Let's run this look up the flagpole.
34:57I'm giving you a sexy superhero of drag, and I'm ready to say any hoe, any bitch, any queer
35:03person in this country that needs to be saved, I'm here to do it.
35:06Now that is a landing strip.
35:08Yeah.
35:08I'm going to tell my waxer I want that next time.
35:10It's called the American Bikini Wax.
35:13Making my husband take the Pledge of Allegiance will have a whole new meaning.
35:18Coming up, this outfit makes me proud to be an American.
35:22Normally I hate a minute man, but...
35:24I do like redheads of all kinds.
35:27Oh, boy.
35:32Welcome, ladies.
35:34It's time for the judges' critiques.
35:37Starting with Sherry Pod.
35:39During the debate, you were really, really funny, and it felt like a really polished character
35:43to me.
35:43I would just say be careful about giving us variety of characters.
35:48It was similar, I think, to your mother in Gay's Anatomy, and that I was an older person
35:52like you did for Snatch Game.
35:53I'm definitely going to steal this look from you.
35:56I love the peplum-esque thing that's happening with the jacket.
35:59And you accentuate your fine and generous decolletage, I believe.
36:03Oh, yes.
36:04It certainly is.
36:05See, I know.
36:05I may not know peplum, but I know decolletage.
36:09All right.
36:10Up next, Crystal Method.
36:12Hi.
36:12In the debate, I thought you were a real standout because you were stumping to be the drag president.
36:17You did a really great job of embracing that concept.
36:19You talked about your love of glitter.
36:21I'm going to cover the White House in glitter.
36:23And we've always said, bring the you to the challenge, and I thought you did that really
36:26well.
36:27There was never a moment of fear.
36:29You just seemed incredibly sure of your character and having a ball.
36:33This runway look might be a little bit confused.
36:36I think the grosgrain belt, I think, is a great touch, but having all of that excess, to me,
36:40was very distracting.
36:41But when I see a fedora, it's awful nice.
36:44You find them fedorable.
36:46Yes.
36:47As you say.
36:49Up next, Heidi.
36:51I have to say, I fell into the gap.
36:53Did you really?
36:54Yeah.
36:54I thought your debate was really charming.
36:57I think tapping into your small town roots from Ramsour, North Carolina, was great.
37:01You know, you embraced who you are.
37:03Yeah.
37:03You ever read Tennessee Williams?
37:05I'd like to see you do Glass Menagerie or something.
37:07Ooh.
37:08I'm more partial to the Ass Menagerie myself.
37:12And then this look.
37:13I just feel like you're serving me.
37:14Reba McIntyre meets Baby June and her Newsboys.
37:17I do like redheads of all kinds.
37:20Oh, boy.
37:20You better stop.
37:23Up next, we've got the Widow Von Due.
37:26I love that you're the standout in this lineup.
37:29The challenge was stars and stripes, and you gave us that in a non-traditional way.
37:33I love that it's black and white.
37:34The presentation is perfect.
37:36During the debate, I thought you made some really wonderful points.
37:40And looking at drag as a form of theater to challenge you and make you think, I thought
37:44you did such an excellent job.
37:46I was craving, I guess, for lack of a better term, like a joke punch-up in there.
37:51You're such a presence on stage, and you're so commanding.
37:54But I felt like you kind of came across just a little bit angry.
37:57Terrorist!
37:58I want to give you a politician that was angry because they are trying to get their point
38:02across.
38:03And I just don't know.
38:10It's very difficult to satirize or do something that's wackier, funnier, wilder than, of course,
38:16what's going on now.
38:17That's right.
38:17I generally was having fun playing the character that I was doing.
38:21I literally thought I was doing the challenge.
38:24You did do the challenge.
38:26What the judges are saying is that there weren't a lot of laughs in it.
38:30And, of course, that's really what you're doing.
38:32I stayed up until 4.30 in the morning just writing stuff, and it just feels like it was
38:38all for nothing.
38:40You're digging yourself into a hole right now, and you don't have to do that.
38:43This is all just constructive criticism.
38:46I'm a musical theater kid, and you raise yourself to think that your craft, your art, is who you
38:50are.
38:50And when you fuck something up, it fundamentally takes away your self-worth.
38:54Preach!
38:55And separating a little more your craft from who you are as a person, it's really helped
39:00me.
39:01Let the church say amen.
39:02Amen!
39:04That is so important right now.
39:07And do you hear what she's saying, Widow?
39:08I hear everything that everybody is saying to me.
39:12I just, it's really hard for me to be here.
39:13It's hard.
39:13The competition's fucking hard.
39:15But don't do that to yourself.
39:16The payoff is not worth it.
39:18You belong here.
39:19And don't let your saboteur do that.
39:21So catch yourself.
39:22Be the star that you are.
39:27Up next, Jackie Cox.
39:29Salaam, RuPaul June.
39:30So the debate, when I figured out what your whole schtick was about, I thought, this
39:35is going to get good.
39:37For me, the Canada thing became a little tiresome.
39:40Jeff even said, can you answer this question and not reference Canada?
39:43You're talented, obviously, and bright and quick.
39:46But it's a one-joke idea.
39:47And, you know, you keep doing variations of that.
39:49And there you go.
39:50In comedy, you always want some sort of element of surprise.
39:52So unless you heighten to the absurd, there was just kind of a plateauing point.
39:58Let's talk about your runway look.
40:00You exposed a piece of you and your heritage, embracing something very beautiful and touching.
40:05And this makes a political statement.
40:07I love what this says about what America really is, which is, yeah, we're a nation of immigrants,
40:11of people who come from everywhere and we come together.
40:13And it's such a simple outfit that says so much.
40:17Are you religious, may I ask?
40:19I'm not.
40:19And to be honest, this outfit really represents the importance that visibility for people
40:24of religious minorities need to have in this country.
40:27Isn't this an interesting wrinkle, though?
40:29Is there something in that religion that is anti-homosexuality and anti-woman?
40:37Does that complicate the issue?
40:39I'm just raising it and thinking out loud and maybe being stupid, but what do you think?
40:43I think, you know, drag has always shaken the tree, so to speak.
40:46And there are so many different layers to this presentation.
40:49And if it was ever going to be done, this is the stage to do it.
40:52It's a complex issue.
40:53I have my own misgivings about the way that LGBT people are treated in the Middle East.
40:58And at the same time, I am one.
41:00But what is so important is to me that if you just happen to be different, then, like, live that
41:07truth.
41:07And when the Muslim ban happened, it really destroyed a lot of my faith in this country.
41:19It really hurt my family.
41:23And that's so wrong to me.
41:28And I had to show America that you can be LGBT and from the Middle East, and there's going to
41:37be complicated shit around that, and that's okay.
41:40But I'm here, and I deserve to be in America just as much as anyone else.
41:46Everything you're saying really registers with me.
41:48At the end of the day, this country is for everyone.
41:51And I'm so sorry that this has happened to your family.
41:56Thank you, guys.
41:57Thank you, Jackie.
42:01Up next, Gigi Goode.
42:03Let's talk about this look.
42:05Normally, I hate a minute man, but this is fantastic.
42:10It's beautiful and tailored.
42:12It's delicious.
42:13Are you dressed as an American, or are you dressed as a red coat?
42:16You'll never tell.
42:17Maybe you're Benedict Arnold.
42:18Certainly not Benedict Arnold.
42:19Nope, maybe not tonight.
42:22How exactly?
42:23Because I'm a little unfamiliar.
42:24What do you have?
42:27Yeah.
42:31What do you do exactly?
42:32Is it all tucked?
42:33If everything is tucked, and you can achieve that, that's it.
42:37It's not something for national television right now.
42:39Okay.
42:40Oh, oh, oh, okay.
42:42I'm not sure.
42:42Are you a big politics fan?
42:44You know, unfortunately, I'm not.
42:46No further questions.
42:47Yeah, I think that hurt you in this challenge, because to be able to parody something, you have
42:50to kind of have a base knowledge of it.
42:52I felt like maybe that was missing.
42:54You were a little less confident and a little more quiet than you normally are.
42:58Up next, Jada Essence Hall.
43:01Hi, y'all.
43:02Let's retattle the retittle of her rebuttal.
43:04Okay.
43:06Your platform was about being confused with what's going on in politics today, and I'm
43:09with you.
43:10You had a great moment where Jeff had asked you a question, and you didn't really know
43:13the answer.
43:13You were like, look over there.
43:14Look over there.
43:15It was so genius.
43:16I liked it, too.
43:17I don't know if you planned it.
43:18I really wanted to show how politicians are.
43:20I was like, well, whatever we have to say to get their attention off of me.
43:24Yeah.
43:24You had the best off-the-cuff remarks in the debate.
43:27You made me laugh the most.
43:29You just did Jada Goes to Washington.
43:31Ooh.
43:32And it was really effective.
43:342020, honey.
43:35You're getting ready, baby.
43:37And this outfit.
43:38Wowie.
43:38Wow, wow, wow.
43:39Yeah.
43:40That's something.
43:42I don't know where your body ends, and then, like, the illusion begins, and I guess I
43:47don't want to know, but I also want to know everything.
43:51This outfit makes me proud to be an American.
43:54Wowie.
43:55Thank you, ladies.
43:56I think we've heard enough.
43:57While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will debate.
44:03All right.
44:04Now, just between us political animals, what do you think?
44:08Sherry Pye.
44:09In the debate, I thought she was pretty polished.
44:11I could tell it was a character that she had done before.
44:14It's just getting a little tired throughout the season.
44:16On the runway, she was giving us a lot of, you know, dresses with kind of a trumpet kind
44:20of shape, so this was a refreshing change for me.
44:22Crystal Method.
44:23She didn't try too hard to do the politician act.
44:27She just did Crystal Method.
44:29And then her runway look was amazing.
44:31So different.
44:32Yeah, I love Crystal Method's aesthetic.
44:35I'm so happy that at this point in the competition, she's really finding her confidence
44:38just to be her freaky self.
44:40Heidi.
44:41During the debate, I got an air of really sweetness from her.
44:44What she smartly did when she didn't have something funny to say, she gave us a funny
44:47reaction to somebody else.
44:49She gave us a pearl clutch and a gasp.
44:50She reminds me a little bit of Jimmy Carter and President Clinton, too.
44:54She reminds me of George Clinton and Billy Carter.
44:56Ah.
44:56Hmm.
44:58The Widow Von Dew.
45:01She almost just played the part of an actual candidate for president.
45:04There was nothing that drag about it.
45:06I think it's good to be conscientious and preparation.
45:09But sometimes I say get some sleep.
45:12Although she didn't pop in the debate, she could have remained positive because her runway
45:17look was really striking.
45:18But I feel like she's almost giving up on herself.
45:21It is like the thorns of a rose growing inward on itself.
45:26But it's hers to understand this about herself and to dig herself out of it.
45:30Jackie Cox.
45:31For the debate, I say blame Canada.
45:33I think over-preparation may have gotten in her way this week.
45:37And it started really strong, but it got really tired really fast.
45:41But her runway look was beautiful and sort of amazing.
45:46That outfit spoke so many volumes and hearing about her family emphasized what she was going for.
45:51Gigi Goode.
45:52When I saw her standing there to start her debate, she looked so great.
45:56It looked like Ralph Lauren and Emilio Pucci had a baby.
45:58Yes.
45:59There was a kind of deer in headlights quality.
46:01I would love to have seen more politics, even if it was just absurd.
46:04I would have just been throwing in political words like caucus.
46:09Jada Essence Hall.
46:10She was so fun during the big debate.
46:12She was just so sharp.
46:13The insults that she threw were so quick.
46:16And it's actually a beautiful social commentary on politics.
46:20Yeah.
46:21We have every right to be confused.
46:22And then tonight's runway look was funny and fabulous.
46:25She is the woman I aspire to be when I get dressed in the morning.
46:28And I know that I will never look like that.
46:30All right.
46:30So let's go to Michelle Visage via Satellite and hear what she has to say.
46:35Hi, Michelle.
46:36Woo.
46:36Oh, my God.
46:37First and foremost, excuse me, who is that woman sitting next to you?
46:42It's a bad transmission.
46:44Wait a minute.
46:44Hold on.
46:45Who is that by your side?
46:46Okay.
46:46We'll just move on.
46:47What a shame.
46:47What a shame.
46:48What a loss.
46:49Oh, hell no.
46:49This is not some girl sitting at my feet.
46:52Silence.
46:53I've made my decision.
46:55I will not be silenced.
46:56Listen to me.
46:57Turn it off.
46:57Who is that woman sitting...
46:59Bring back my girls.
47:06Welcome back, ladies.
47:08I've made some decisions.
47:13Cherry Pie.
47:15You're safe.
47:17You may step to the back of the stage.
47:24Heidi, tonight, lady sings the red, white, and blues.
47:31You're safe.
47:35Jada Essence Hall.
47:37Your campaign was all about confusion.
47:41But tonight, it's very clear.
47:45You are the winner of this week's challenge.
47:49Thank you so much.
47:50Oh, my God.
47:51Contraculations.
47:52You've won a cash tip of $5,000.
47:55Oh, I can buy my shoes.
47:58You may join the other girls.
48:00Bitch.
48:00I won another motherfucking check.
48:02I can't say motherfucking, can I?
48:03I won.
48:04That's it.
48:07Crystal Method.
48:11You're safe.
48:13Glitterally.
48:18Widow Von Du.
48:19On the runway, you stood out like the star that you are.
48:24But in the debate, you blended into the background.
48:29Jackie Cox.
48:30Your runway look is bold and beautiful.
48:33But your debate performance was a little Canada drive.
48:40Gigi Goode.
48:42This runway look is a feather in your cap.
48:46But your debate was not revolutionary.
48:52Gigi Goode.
48:56You're safe.
48:58You may join the other girls.
49:03You will not see me in the bottom again.
49:09Widow Von Du.
49:10Jackie Cox.
49:12I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
49:17Two queens stand before me.
49:21Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
49:31The time has come.
49:34Reach a lip sync for your life.
49:42I want Mama Rue to see why she brought me here and that even though I let her down in
49:46this challenge, I'm a fighter and I'm not going to let her down in this lip sync.
49:52Oh, trust, I am not losing this.
49:54This is my chance to redeem myself and I'm not ready for this dream to die.
49:59Good luck and don't fuck it up.
50:07Do you ever feel like a plaster bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
50:14Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin, like a house of hearts, one blow from caving in?
50:21Do you ever feel, already buried deep, six feet under screens and no one seems to hear a thing?
50:28Do you know that there's still a chance for you, cause there's a spark in you?
50:34You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine, just on the night, like the 4th of July.
50:48Cause baby, you're a firework, come on, throw a firework, make them go hard.
51:03I'm exploding out on that stage because I'm feeling the weight of everyone who's ever been told they need to
51:09go back home where they come from.
51:10And I'm here to let them know that baby, you're a firework when you have a place right here in
51:15America.
51:16Cause baby, you're a firework, come on, show them what you're worth.
51:23Make them go hard, as you shoot across the sky.
51:30Baby, you're a firework, come on, let your colors burst.
51:37Make them go hard, you're gonna leave them all in all.
51:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
51:47Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon.
51:59Ladies, I've made my decision.
52:08Jackie Cox, Shantae, you stay.
52:15I won't, won't, won't let you down again.
52:18You may join the other girls.
52:30Widow Vondue, remember, you're a big star.
52:36Now and forever.
52:39Now, sashay away.
52:44I feel like I let you down.
52:47You did not let me down.
52:48Thank you, for this amazing opportunity.
53:00Congratulations.
53:03My fellow Americans, I want to leave you with this.
53:08Always let your thighs rub together like they harmonize.
53:13Yes!
53:14Yes, that's right, please.
53:17I love you.
53:21I feel like I let my inner demons get the best of me, and I let everyone who believes in
53:27me down.
53:56I try.
53:58Can I get an amen up in here?
53:58Amen!
53:59Michelle, can I get an amen up in here?
54:02Amen!
54:03Jeff Goldblum, call me.
54:06All right, now let the music play.