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00:30Heart plummet into the bottom of my feet.
00:32I thought last week I was feeling things.
00:34This week I'm feeling more things.
00:36This is like RuPaul's therapy race.
00:38I don't know what's happening to me.
00:39Jaggi's feeling positive.
00:40Almost like she had a epiphany last night.
00:42Like the smoke cleared out of her head.
00:44You said epiphany.
00:46Is it not epiphany?
00:48Epiphany.
00:49Epiphany?
00:49It starts with an E, not an H.
00:52I've been saying it wrong this whole time.
00:55Epiphany.
00:55Bitch, I learn something new every day, I guess.
00:58All right.
00:58That's three wins for Miss Jada?
01:00Yeah.
01:00Two back to back?
01:01Like now I've had a win for a dancing, musical kind of challenge.
01:05I've had a win for an improv challenge.
01:07Now I've had a win for a looks challenge.
01:09She's well-rounded.
01:10So I'm like, I'm feeling like, bitch, you're showing what you came to do and the judges are loving it.
01:15Jada is really starting to inch her way towards a secured spot in that top four.
01:18I have definitely gotten a wake-up call.
01:21I don't know what's been going on with me, but I'm going to snap the fuck out of it.
01:24Honestly, right now, I'm like a little shook that we're just right back to six now.
01:29I mean, I know we're like, obviously I'm so happy that you're still here.
01:32And I was very sad to, you know, have expected you to go.
01:36But as soon as she said you were safe, there was a moment in me where I was like, really?
01:42Only because I'm like, okay, now we have to start over again.
01:45Oh, I see how it is.
01:49I thought y'all were going to be happy that I was still here, but clearly not.
01:52Look, when you send your friend off at the airport, that doesn't mean you love them any less.
01:57The more girls who leave and go home, the closer I get to winning my crown.
02:02But if I have to whoop on these girls again one more time, then that's what I'm going to have
02:05to do.
02:07We love you, though.
02:11The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics
02:16and a cash prize of $100,000 with extra special guest judge, Woofie Goldberg.
02:23The more RuPaul's Drag Race is the best woman, best woman, best woman.
02:53Ladies, for today's mini-challenge, we're going to have ourselves a good old-fashioned bitch-fest.
03:00And we're going to do it with puppets.
03:03Why?
03:04Because everybody loves puppets.
03:07God, I missed this challenge.
03:10Here's how it works.
03:11First, you reach deep inside that hole and pick out a puppet that represents one of your competitors.
03:17Second, you drag it up.
03:19Third, you and your puppet have a bitch-fest.
03:23First up, crystal method.
03:25Okay.
03:25No one's been in that hole for a long time, so please be gentle.
03:31Jada!
03:32Jag.
03:33Up next, Jackie Cox.
03:36I got Sherry Pie.
03:39Sherry Pie.
03:40It's Heidi.
03:41We're in those same pants.
03:43Oh, God.
03:44Heidi Aphrodite.
03:46I got Crystal.
03:49Jada Essence Hall.
03:52It's Gigi.
03:53Gigi Good, go on over.
03:55Dig deep.
03:57Oh, surprise, surprise.
03:59Jackie Cox.
04:01Ladies, you've got 20 minutes to drag up your puppet.
04:05And you can use materials from the FNS fabric wall.
04:09Go.
04:09Woo-hoo.
04:11Bitch, I just want to make sure I get the fashions right.
04:15You better.
04:16All right, ladies, time is up.
04:18First up, Crystal Method and her puppet, Jada Essence Hall.
04:22Let the bitch-fest begin.
04:25Hey, Jada.
04:26I'm kind of confused.
04:27What is it the essence of?
04:29Girl, I'm confused, too.
04:31I don't even know what's going on.
04:32I'm just trying to be Jada me.
04:33I'm trying to be myself all the time.
04:35You know, I've gotten in trouble on the runway for wearing the same pair of boots a few times.
04:39But how come you haven't been spotted for those earrings?
04:41They're the same every time.
04:43That's a low blow.
04:44And it's not a fact.
04:45I've only wore the earrings twice.
04:48Shady boots.
04:50Um, look over there.
04:54Bye.
04:55Bye.
04:56Bye.
04:57Bye.
04:57That's a lovely dress you're wearing.
04:58I think you look amazing today.
05:00My mother and I have a very close relationship.
05:02I love her so much.
05:03We conceptualize this garment.
05:06I love fashion.
05:07I love shoes.
05:08I'm amazing.
05:09Well, you sound a lot like Maria the Robot.
05:12I am Maria the Robot.
05:15Hi, Heidi.
05:16How you doing?
05:17Hi, Sherry.
05:18Everybody.
05:19Oh!
05:21Oh, my God.
05:22Oh, my God.
05:22Does that puppet look soft and supple?
05:24It's a level of disrespect.
05:27Sherry, hark me if I'm wrong.
05:28Is this the first time you're not dressing up as an old lady?
05:31Well, yes.
05:32I'm not old.
05:33I'm from New York.
05:34Sherry, I'm from New York, too.
05:35Really?
05:35I've never seen you before in my life.
05:37Sherry?
05:38Seems you're on the branding.
05:40Yes, my name is Sherry Pye.
05:41That's why I'm holding a pie.
05:42Force-feeding America!
05:46Sherry?
05:47What did I tell you about chewing the scenery?
05:50Sherry?
05:50What's your name again?
05:54Say hello, Jackie.
05:56I commend you on your attempt to make your makeup better.
06:00Thank you, thank you.
06:00I've tried really dialing it down on the 5 o'clock shadow, as you can see.
06:05I can see that.
06:07You've really tried to cover that up, haven't you?
06:09Yeah.
06:15So, where do you live right now, Jackie Cox?
06:17Well, I'm a current resident of New York City.
06:20And where are you from?
06:21I'm from Canada.
06:22You might know that from my political debate.
06:26All I want to do is think further and further and further down.
06:30I'm keeping my puppet up high.
06:33Crystal message!
06:34Woo!
06:35Let's talk about this garment you're wearing.
06:37You know, I just like to go to the local thrift store and just throw it on my body and
06:41hope for the best.
06:42It surely has been working for you.
06:44I think what the judges are looking for from you is to start relying on what's in your head and
06:49not what's on your mullet.
06:51You know what, Heidi?
06:52I think it's time for you to go back in the closet.
06:55This is now the crystal show.
06:57Mullets!
06:57Litter!
06:58Mullets!
07:01Ladies, the winner of today's mini challenge is Jackie Cox.
07:07This is my third mini challenge win.
07:10Does this add up to a maxi challenge win?
07:13Ladies, playtime is over, but showtime is just about to begin.
07:18For this week's maxi challenge, your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent will be center stage.
07:23As you create and perform your own one woman, or should I say, one drag queen show.
07:32Hashtag drag race.
07:34Now, you can play multiple characters or just be yourself.
07:38Anything goes.
07:39Now, you'll be performing in front of a live audience.
07:42And Jackie Cox, you won the mini challenge, so you get to create the show order.
07:48Oh.
07:50Now, later today, you'll be coached by this week's extra special EGOT winning guest judge, Whoopi Goldberg.
08:01The Color Purple is one of my favorite of all time movies.
08:05Whoopi is like some sort of transcendent deity on, like, Earth.
08:10I'm trying to be like a Whoopi.
08:11Now, Whoopi's big break came when she wrote and performed her one woman show on Broadway.
08:17So, take notes, ladies.
08:19Gentlemen, star your engines, and may the best woman win.
08:24So, listen.
08:25Since I'm in charge, the only thing I'm going to say is I would like to go first.
08:30Oh.
08:30I just don't want to close the show, I'll tell you that.
08:33I think Sherry does not want to go last because Sherry knows that the end is usually a bad position.
08:38Nobody wants the butt slice of bread.
08:40I'll tell you that.
08:42I wouldn't mind going like second or third.
08:44I'd love to go third.
08:45I'm with Jada.
08:46I want to go kind of a vacant area.
08:47I would like to go somewhere in the middle as well.
08:51Girl, not everyone can be in the middle.
08:53So, what are you thinking, boss?
08:55Well, okay.
08:56So, I think I'll go first.
08:57Then Crystal.
08:58And then, I think Heidi next.
09:01I would be okay going third.
09:03And then, does anyone feel comfortable closing the show?
09:06Because someone's got to.
09:12Jada, I know you didn't want to be last.
09:15Girl.
09:17I mean, I don't care at this point.
09:18If it's going to be funny, bitch, it's going to be funny.
09:20All right, Jada signed up for it.
09:22Well, I'm right now.
09:23So, I have Heidi, followed by Gigi, followed by Sherry, and closing out the show, Ms. Essence Hall.
09:29Yeah.
09:30Poor Jada.
09:33I know she is not liking that spot.
09:36Especially going after Sherry, that's a hard spot to feel.
09:39Speak now, because I don't want people to come back and tell me things are shady later.
09:42I'm okay with my spot.
09:43Yeah, I think this is good.
09:46Okay.
09:46Ooh, Jada.
09:48You're a danger girl.
09:51Coming up, you've got five minutes to make us love you.
09:54Oh.
09:55Welcome aboard flight 666, nonstop to hell.
09:59When there isn't a live studio audience here, this is actually a shark-filled moat.
10:07Shit.
10:14Hi, Jackie Cox.
10:15Hello.
10:17It's time for us to meet with our coaches for our one-woman shows, and I get to meet Whoopi
10:22Goldberg.
10:23I am beyond thrilled to meet you.
10:26Oh, thank you.
10:26I'm a huge Star Trek nerd, and I wanted to be Guinan when I grew up.
10:31Yeah.
10:32I do a lot of Star Trek drag, so performing for Whoopi Goldberg, I am freaking out.
10:37What are you getting ready to do?
10:38The concept is Drag Race 101, a brief herstory.
10:43Let's get to it.
10:44Just do it.
10:44All right.
10:46Look, this show has been on forever.
10:47Has anyone been watching since the first season?
10:49No.
10:49Some of you, some of you yes, some of you no.
10:51That's okay.
10:51Professor Jackie Cox is here.
10:53You know, this show has been on for 12 seasons.
10:55So much has changed, you know, starting with this Vaseline filter that covered the lens that
11:00first season.
11:00It was like you could barely make out what was happening.
11:03Um, Jackie, this is gonna get somewhere soon, right?
11:08Shit.
11:09We'll get there, I promise.
11:10All right.
11:11Now, see, what you guys don't know is when there isn't a live studio audience here, this
11:15is actually a shark-filled moat.
11:17Whenever any of us wears any amount of green, and we get those eyes from Michelle Visage,
11:20and all of a sudden that shark fin starts bobbing up.
11:22Dun-nuh.
11:24Dun-nuh.
11:26Dun-nuh-nuh.
11:26Don't eat me, shark!
11:30Shit, shit, shit.
11:32This isn't how I wanted this to go.
11:33I don't know.
11:34Well, there's a disconnect for me somewhere, and it's in the humanity of it.
11:38I feel like I don't know who you are.
11:41Take yourself out of this stand-up idea.
11:44I don't do stand-up because I'm not that funny, but I can tell a mean story, and I need
11:50to
11:50know who are you?
11:51That's what I want.
11:52What do you want me to know about you?
11:54You got five minutes to make us love you.
11:58I think I try so hard to be, like, who I think I have to be all the time.
12:03Yeah, and you don't.
12:05And I, yeah, and I'm thinking of everything you're saying.
12:08I'm thinking of all the things that my mom said to me growing up, which were the opposite
12:11things of what my dad said to me growing up.
12:12Yes.
12:13And, like, how Jackie Cox is, like, somewhere in the middle of those things.
12:16Yes!
12:17The truth is, when people are super vulnerable, you fall in love with them.
12:21And that's the hard part, is being willing to be honest.
12:24I now need to synthesize 34 years of my life into a three-to-five-minute story and make
12:30it happen.
12:31I'm taking you to a cookout with my family and how they all acting nonsense and cutting
12:35up and misbehaving.
12:36Oh, are you going to behave like some of them?
12:39I will be, yes.
12:39I'll be trying to act like my grandmother, my cousin Slick, little boo-boo.
12:44And I have, who is the last person?
12:46Oh, Uncle Rob.
12:47He's the drunk of the family.
12:49Can we see a little bit of him?
12:50Hey, party in the hair.
12:53What's to eat?
12:54Oh, shh.
12:56Oh, God.
12:59You know, no drunks move like that.
13:00Right.
13:01You know, when people are standing like that?
13:03Mm-hmm.
13:04You're just trying to stay up.
13:06Okay.
13:07So you're holding out because you think the air is going to keep you from falling over.
13:12He's concentrating on saying, I am not drunk.
13:17I'm not drunk.
13:20There you go.
13:21Okay.
13:21If you don't want to do a character, but you want to allude to it, you just yell, shut up,
13:26boo-boo.
13:28Yeah.
13:28That's fantastic advice.
13:29And take your time.
13:31Let us fall in love with these characters.
13:33Don't rush them.
13:33And all the stuff that you want to put into everybody's mouth, now's the time to do it.
13:39I was going to try a character that is a male exotic dancer.
13:45Oh.
13:47Okay.
13:48Are you going to do it in drag?
13:50Yes.
13:50Something I've been struggling with this whole time is that sometimes I don't go all the way
13:54in, and I really want to make sure that I make people laugh, which that's what I really
13:59like to do.
14:00So make it fun for you.
14:02And don't worry about if it's funny to me, because what's funny to me may be funny to
14:06the person over there, but not that one.
14:08Yeah.
14:08Can you show us one of the strip moves?
14:11I'm trying to just really try and come up with the movements.
14:15I don't really...
14:15How do you think Elder Barge would move?
14:19Probably.
14:25It's funny.
14:26Like that?
14:27See, you do have it.
14:28Yeah.
14:29And you talk about going...
14:30You went there.
14:31Do you know how to do the swim?
14:33Uh-huh.
14:33Do you know how to do the jerk?
14:39Please do that.
14:40Please do that.
14:42So I thought of making a psychic goldfish.
14:45Psychic goldfish?
14:46Yes.
14:47I'm going to be dressed all in black, except for here.
14:51Oh, you're the goldfish?
14:52Yes.
14:53Oh.
14:54When I turn, I'm like...
14:57Do you have jokes?
14:58Yes.
14:59I imagine being like, my name is Madam Bubbles.
15:03I used to be a large, but thanks to Bait Watchers, I've gotten that down to a medium.
15:07Uh-huh.
15:08No?
15:08It's high concept, and we, the audience, we just want to laugh.
15:11You could be this other character who channels the psychic vibrations of the fish, and that
15:17frees you up from having to do the gills, you know what I mean?
15:20What?
15:21It's like I'm not funny at all.
15:23I'm giving you a full-on skit with a character, telling you a story.
15:28Yes.
15:28Well, who is this character?
15:30She's a flight attendant on the plane to hell.
15:32Wow.
15:33Yes.
15:33Can we see a little bit of it?
15:35Yes.
15:36Hi, and welcome aboard Brimstone Airways Flight 666 nonstop to hell.
15:41That's right.
15:42Based on your track record on Earth, you've bought yourself a one-way ticket to your impending
15:46doom.
15:47Okay.
15:48Not quite.
15:49It seems a little memorized and rote.
15:53Can you put the paper down?
15:54Sure.
15:55Oh, God.
15:56Okay.
15:56Was not prepared for this.
15:57Should have been, but I wasn't.
15:59Hmm.
16:01All right.
16:02Now, for today's flight, let me try that again.
16:07I just, I really get caught up in my head when I have to think on my feet, so I
16:11really
16:11wanted to write an entire script.
16:14You don't have enough time.
16:16Okay.
16:17So improv.
16:18Don't think about it.
16:19Say whatever comes out of your mouth.
16:25I had a different impression of what this challenge was going to be.
16:30And I was so confident about what I came up with, and I just feel very, um, thrown off.
16:38I'm sorry.
16:39I'm not, I don't feel like I'm one to get in my head.
16:41Don't think it.
16:42Just do it.
16:43Rue and Whoopi keep just telling me, like, you know, just, like, think on your feet.
16:49You can do this.
16:50It's just improv.
16:50And, like, my mind just doesn't work that way.
16:53You've already said to yourself you can't.
16:55I know.
16:55And you can.
16:57You're going to be fine.
16:58Bye.
16:59I just don't know what I'm going to do.
17:03Okay.
17:03So the first time that my father ever met my boyfriend was my 20th birthday.
17:08I was super excited.
17:10He's coming over, and my father is giving him a little eye from his eye.
17:13And I'm like, oh, my God.
17:14I don't know what's going to go down, but.
17:16Can I stop you?
17:17You have a tendency to talk really fast.
17:19Yeah.
17:19Give us an opportunity to fall in love with you and to see the character that you're doing.
17:24Like I said, like, most of everything.
17:26Yeah.
17:26I'm sorry.
17:26I just, like, I always talk really excited.
17:30That's just, like, within my DNA.
17:32So I'm trying to work on, like, making sure that I'm, like, pacing myself.
17:36Think of it as a flower.
17:37It starts to open, and then there's another part, and then another part, and another part.
17:43Yeah.
17:44And it's all of that information in this small period.
17:48Yeah.
17:48That's what this is.
17:49I know.
17:49I see what you're saying.
17:50Cool.
17:50Do you have any more questions for Whoopi?
17:52Well, you know, I don't even have questions.
17:54It's like, ugh.
17:57I don't want to get emotional, but when Rue told us that you would be here, it was, like,
18:01miraculous because preparing to come here, I constantly would listen to the Color Purple
18:06soundtrack, and this competition is almost exactly like the journey of Celie in the movie.
18:13You go through all these really, really hard times, but on the other side of it, there's
18:17so much joy.
18:17So it's, like, a sign to me that you would be here today, and I'm like, oh, my God.
18:22Come here.
18:22Come here.
18:23God damn it.
18:23Come here.
18:25Oh, my God.
18:26All right.
18:28For Whoopi to, like, make that kind of connection with me is just, like, everything right now.
18:31Thank you so much for that.
18:33And I just feel like that's just, like, a huge sign that maybe something good gonna happen,
18:38or maybe that's a sign I'm going home.
18:39I don't know.
18:40Ah-ha.
18:42Coming up.
18:42Really, it's just me basically telling a story about my family.
18:46She's about to go run into one of her little stories about Lil' Ram Sula.
18:52Is this bitch serious?
18:59Ooh, it's time to make a magic.
19:02Today, we're going to be performing our one-woman shows in front of Rue, Whoopi, and the judges.
19:06I think the other girls don't see me as a full threat because I'm just weird and kooky,
19:11but I have worked my way from the bottom to a consistent top in this competition,
19:16and I just really want to win a challenge before the top four is fixed.
19:21Is everybody ready and excited?
19:23I don't know.
19:24I'm completely changing my concept from yesterday.
19:26Oh, shit.
19:29And we'll see if it works.
19:31And it's probably going to be the most personal thing I've done so far in this competition.
19:38I'm going to be doing some impressions of my parents,
19:41who are total characters in their own right.
19:44I don't know if my mom is going to love this impersonation of her.
19:48She doesn't know.
19:49I do drag.
19:51My mom has said things to me in the past that have really hurt me in profound ways
19:57that I think I'm still not fully healed from.
20:00A big part of that has to do with her not really accepting that I'm gay.
20:04I still care about what she thinks,
20:06even though I know that I'll never get 100% of the approval
20:11that I've wanted my whole life from her.
20:14So I've really changed the whole thing,
20:16and it's going to be something else.
20:21But I'm excited.
20:22The fact that we're all doing such different concepts is like,
20:26okay, well, who's going to be stronger than the other,
20:28and what makes it stronger than the other.
20:30I feel like I have so much more work to do than anybody else in this entire group.
20:34I don't know what to do with the feedback that I got.
20:37I am terrified.
20:38I don't want to look like an idiot.
20:40I don't want that ruckuckuckuckoo moment on stage.
20:43It's not until you hear somebody whose job is literally to guide you through your own self say,
20:51you know, this does not feel very you.
20:53I think what I do is I convince myself that the self-doubt is not there.
20:57And it obviously is.
20:59Internally, I compare myself to others all the time.
21:02I'm always very hard on myself.
21:03That's why I always feel like outwardly I need to look as pristine as possible.
21:07It's just something to deal with later that never gets dealt with.
21:10And I think now is the time to attack it head on,
21:12because we only get one chance.
21:14And I don't want to fuck it up.
21:16I'm actually really excited going into this challenge.
21:18Really, it's just me basically telling a story about my family.
21:22The hardest part of this challenge is knowing that I'm going to be disowned by my family.
21:26It's the end of this.
21:29Fun fact, though, the day I started my very first job,
21:31she was about to go run into one of her little stories about Lil' Ram Seuler.
21:35Oh, bitch.
21:35The Rose Nylund of the season.
21:37Am I Rose?
21:38Who is Rose Nylund?
21:40Jada Essence Hall.
21:42What I did?
21:46Is this bitch serious?
21:47The Golden Girls?
21:48Okay, bitch.
21:49Well, look.
21:51I'm thinking that's some bitch from New York City they know.
21:53I don't know who that is.
21:55My bad.
21:56Jada.
21:57Look over there!
21:58Oh, bitch!
22:09Have a girl, put the face in your walk.
22:13Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
22:17And what?
22:19Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
22:22Look at you, Ru.
22:23What a difference a day makes.
22:25Yes, a little lip gloss and mascara.
22:27This week, we challenged our girls to create and star in their very own one drag queen shows.
22:34And on the runway, category is The Color Purple.
22:39Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win.
22:44Coming up.
22:45Oh, Lord have mercy.
22:48I do not approve of these ass-spice scares.
22:52How are we doing tonight, ladies?
23:06Michelle, is that Dahlia?
23:08Yes.
23:09She's stalking us.
23:11The Big Pink Furry Box Theater presents Jackie Cox, Between Two Parents.
23:18Hello!
23:19Hello!
23:22Now, it may be hard to believe from what you see in front of you, but both of my parents
23:28are scientists.
23:29My father is a mild-mannered Canadian with a very dry sense of humor.
23:35My mother is from Iran.
23:36And like many immigrant parents, had a very clear list of things that she wanted me to accomplish to fulfill
23:42her dreams.
23:43Top of which is become a doctor.
23:46And nowhere on this list was drag queen.
23:50Bouncing between these two households, my parents clearly did not stay married,
23:54was something that challenged me in many different ways.
23:57Take my mother, for instance.
23:59I'm maybe 12 years old, watching the TV.
24:05What is this?
24:08I do not approve of these ass-spice scares.
24:12This is too sexy, Maxie.
24:14Go to your room and go study your book on male anatomy.
24:18Well, you don't have to tell me twice.
24:24So, I hear you are interested in performing and music and dancing.
24:28I believe in you.
24:29Okay, first things first, we're going to start with ballet, and then jazz, and then tap,
24:32and then all of the dancing, starting from flamenco to salsa.
24:35Dad, this is a lot.
24:36I don't know if that's what I want to do.
24:38But a few years later, I started to get a little bit of an idea.
24:42Me and a few friends sneak out, and we drive down to Chicago, Gay Pride.
24:46And that's when I see them for the first time.
24:49They look eight feet tall, giant high heels, giant hair.
24:53These aren't just women.
24:55These are drag queens.
24:56And I am mesmerized.
24:58I decide to take home a little souvenir, a beautiful white feather boa with sparkly parts in it, too.
25:04I get home, sneak that boa, hide it up in the top most corner of my closet.
25:15Voties these.
25:18If my mom can get past the fact that I'm a drag queen on national television,
25:22hopefully she'll get over this impression of hers.
25:26And what have I figured out?
25:27Having someone in your corner who is always cheering you on and believes in you, that's love.
25:32And I learned that having someone who always wants to make sure that nothing bad will ever happen to you,
25:38that's real love.
25:39And I also learned to hide that feather boa a little better.
25:46Thank you, guys.
25:50I'm a little worried having to follow this act because she definitely put a lot of herself and her heart
25:55in it.
25:55And I'm not playing myself at all.
26:00Next, Crystal Method.
26:02I'm interested in Phenomenal Phil, Exotic Dance Instructor.
26:07Thank you, thank you.
26:10How are we feeling tonight, ladies?
26:14All right, well, I'm Phenomenal Phil, Exotic Dance Instructor to the stars.
26:20I worked with Channing Tatum.
26:22I taught him how to do the worm.
26:26I've also taught Dwayne The Rock Johnson how to do the sprinkler.
26:32I even taught Betty White how to do the jam.
26:38Are y'all ready to start filling yourself?
26:44I brought you moves for my dance training DVD, Fill Me Up.
26:51This first move is the litter box.
26:54But get yourself in the mind of a pussycat.
26:58And then you've got to get that soiled sand, like, out of here.
27:03Get it out.
27:06And then we're going to dump it, okay?
27:09Get it out.
27:11Fill it out.
27:12We're not done yet.
27:14But we probably got some on our legs.
27:20All right, Crystal, she's killing it out here.
27:24You might have to change your name to Phenomenal Phil after this performance.
27:28This is my big moneymaker.
27:29It's the Brazilian Banana Inspector.
27:33Start up and just find the banana in the tree.
27:37I think they grow on trees.
27:39Pull it down.
27:41And then you've got to make sure you work the nips on the way down.
27:44So I can't give it a little bit of that.
27:48And then we work it down to the hips.
27:54All right, everybody.
27:55I think that's about all the time I have for today.
27:57I'll be in the back selling my DVD, but only for about 20 minutes
28:01because I am performing at a bar mitzvah later.
28:10Up next, Heidi Aphrodite in Cookout with Your Cheeks Out.
28:17Oh, y'all look so good.
28:18Y'all look so good.
28:20I really just want to give y'all some of my hometown living.
28:22The first member of my family I want you to meet is my grandmother.
28:25She's the one who raised me.
28:26And she really hates everyone.
28:30Let me introduce you to grandmother.
28:34About time all y'all got here in my house.
28:37Now, y'all best stop opening up my door and stuff.
28:39I don't pay to air conditioning the outside.
28:44Oh, Lord, how nicely here comes Sharon with that nasty-ass potato salad.
28:50Oh, Lord.
28:53Hello, hello, everyone.
28:55Oh, how are you all doing?
28:56I brought the potato salad.
28:58Don't worry, everyone.
28:59I'm going to put it right here in the middle.
29:01Now, Sharon, I done told you about that potato salad.
29:05You don't season it.
29:06You don't put the right potatoes in.
29:09You don't even put mustard in it.
29:12How dare you talk about my potato salad.
29:16And it's always Uncle Rob, the drunk.
29:20Why y'all...
29:24Why y'all fight?
29:28Rob, I done told you take your drunk ass and sit down so well.
29:31Oh, it's something about business.
29:34The party don't start till Cousin Slick walks in.
29:38Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up?
29:39Cousin Slick, yo, what's up, what's up, what's up, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
29:42Yo, what's here to eat?
29:43Aunt Sharon decides, you know, it's my potato salad here.
29:47You know, it's so good.
29:48No, no, no, Sharon, no, no, no.
29:51You know, last time I had your potato salad, I had to blow that bathroom up.
29:57Dumbass.
30:02Just you, wait and see, Sharon.
30:04I'mma laugh right in your face.
30:07Heidi is not giving what I expected from Heidi.
30:11Yo, yo, yo, I gotta go.
30:13Baby, the ship is...
30:15It's not sinking, but it's a few holes in it.
30:18Okay, have a good night, everybody.
30:24Coming up.
30:25Okay, let's see where I'm at now.
30:27All right, so.
30:30I'm seeing Gigi trying to remember her outline and keep going back to it.
30:35Okay, all right.
30:41The Burry Box Theater presents Gigi Goode in Welcome Aboard Brimstone Airways.
30:56Welcome Aboard Brimstone Airways Flight 666 nonstop to hell.
31:02Right, you all did something in your lives to piss off the big guy upstairs.
31:06I'm gonna let you know why a couple of you are here, all right?
31:09Let's see.
31:10You.
31:10You in the front row in this ripped up denim jacket.
31:12What's your name?
31:13Gary.
31:14Gary.
31:14Gary, nice to meet you, Gary.
31:16Gary.
31:17Your credit score sucks, Gary.
31:20You.
31:20What's your name?
31:21Morgan.
31:22I'm gonna call you Karen from now on.
31:24Is that okay?
31:25I'm gonna tell you why you're on your way to hell, Karen.
31:27It's because you're a goddamn hypocrite.
31:30All right?
31:30I see you mixing textiles.
31:34He's paying attention.
31:38Give me one second.
31:39I'm gonna gather my extremely important tools.
31:43All right.
31:44If you'll kindly familiarize yourself with the lack of exits on this aircraft, you'll look
31:49to my left and right.
31:51That's right.
31:51No exits here.
31:53Okay?
31:54Four.
31:55Your in-flight snacks.
31:56We have just one option.
31:58It's peanuts.
32:01Un-salted peanuts.
32:04Welcome to hell, bitch.
32:07Okay.
32:07Let's see where I'm at now.
32:10All right.
32:10So.
32:12I love Gigi's concept, but I'm seeing Gigi kind of trying to remember her outline and
32:18keep going back to it when she's on a roll on different jokes.
32:23Okay.
32:23All right.
32:24So.
32:25When we do land, something will magically open, and you'll get off and immediately
32:28engulfed in flames.
32:30So as stated before, that tiny piece of fabric with metal attached to it is not going to
32:33protect you from shit, Karen.
32:35Or you, Gary.
32:37I see you're wearing distressed denim.
32:39It's 2020.
32:41Let's keep that in mind.
32:42All right.
32:43I've just received word from the captain that we are beginning our initial descent.
32:46On behalf of Brimstone Airways, I want to thank you for choosing us as your means of transportation
32:52today.
32:53And please, enjoy your stay in Detroit.
32:59Burn in hell.
33:01Go fuck yourself, Gary.
33:03Bye-bye.
33:05Next up, Bubbles and Sherry.
33:11Hello, everybody.
33:12My name is Sherry Pie.
33:15That's pie, just like the food group.
33:17And I'm Sherry with an S.
33:19Not Cherry with a C, because Sherry with an S goes sh-not sh.
33:24Ladies and gentlemen, boys and no, there are no children here.
33:27Broccoli, ha.
33:28How are you?
33:29I'm here to talk to you about magic.
33:31Magic comes in many different forms.
33:33Now, here, I just had a horrible stroke and none of you did anything about it.
33:38I'm so scatterbrained.
33:39I'm sorry.
33:40I was drinking before the show.
33:42Sherry's one-woman show is hilarious.
33:46But, you know, it's supposed to be Madam Sherry and the Fish, Bubbles.
33:50Where is the fish?
33:51Something that a lot of people don't know about me is that I'm psychic.
33:54With Sherry and Bubbles, you will believe in magic.
33:59Oh, my God, you have a cross.
34:00You really believe in magic.
34:04We still going?
34:06All right, everybody, put your hands together for my co-hostess, the one, the only, Bubbles!
34:14I'm going to need to let you in on a little secret.
34:17Don't listen, Bubbles.
34:20Thank you for laughing.
34:22This is what's called absurd.
34:25What is happening?
34:26I thought we only had five minutes.
34:31Hello.
34:32I'm Madam Bubbles.
34:36I am psychic.
34:39Miss Sherry, bitch.
34:41Come on out, honey.
34:44Thank you all.
34:45I'm going to do something.
34:54Bitch, you do know that I'm next, right?
34:57You're not closing the show.
34:58It's really been a pleasure in naming you.
35:09Yes, finally.
35:11She was doing a lot.
35:12I don't think it was purposeful, but...
35:17Up next, Jada Essence Hall in The P in Pageant.
35:26Hey, broke bitches, my name is Jada Essence Hall, and for those of you who do not know
35:30me, I am a drag queen and a badass bitch, okay?
35:34And for those of you who do know me, I am sorry.
35:38I'm going to take y'all on a tour of one of the worst experiences that has ever happened
35:42to me in my life.
35:43Now, one time I was hired to judge and perform at a pageant.
35:47The girls are beautiful.
35:48They're walking around in these beautiful gowns, and I get a little shake in my right
35:52leg.
35:54Child, ooh.
35:55So I look over for a familiar face.
35:56Hey, Rude.
35:57Except Rude happens to be my boyfriend.
35:59He comes on over.
36:02I'm in a situation.
36:03I'm going to need a little bit of help, okay?
36:05The category is over.
36:07I push the chair back.
36:08I start to run.
36:10Baby, I have to piss.
36:11Tap him on the shoulder.
36:12Run into the bathroom.
36:19Ooh, y'all are not feeling it.
36:20That's all I'm about to.
36:23That's all right.
36:23We're going on a journey.
36:24Okay.
36:25I'm like, okay, baby.
36:27Help me out here.
36:28I'm pulling up my dress.
36:29He's all on the floor.
36:31He's fumbling around.
36:32I'm like, baby, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
36:34And then I stop.
36:37Uh-oh.
36:44All I can do is look down at my man on the floor.
36:48Looking up at me, covered in urine.
36:52I head back to the judge's table.
36:55The head judge says, please, please, please, can we get some air freshener over here?
36:59Oh, no.
37:02But then he looks over and says, these other judges to the left, they have hot dogs with onions on
37:08them.
37:15Jada, was that the joke?
37:17Look over there.
37:18To me, this was one of the most terrifying things that ever happened in my life.
37:22And sadly, I just played out in front of y'all and y'all didn't even laugh at the shit.
37:25But that's all right.
37:26I hope y'all had a great time.
37:28And that was the night that I put the P in pageant.
37:35Terrible.
37:36Terrible, terrible.
37:37Bitch, I fucked up.
37:39Coming up.
37:40You didn't want to look away.
37:42And that's a good storyteller.
37:43You are able to blend comedy with heart.
37:46It makes you selfish.
37:56Category is the color purple.
37:59First up, Jackie Cox.
38:01Kurt's so short, her lips are showing.
38:05The first thing I think of when I hear the word purple is that song.
38:09The one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple pupil eater.
38:11I'm having a lot of fun with it.
38:13Why is there a stamp on the tongue?
38:14It's Molly.
38:15Oh.
38:17Molly, you in danger, girl.
38:20You know I wasn't going to say it.
38:24Crystal Method.
38:25How now, purple cow?
38:28She's making me horny.
38:30Oh.
38:30My inspiration for this look is Nick Cave, an artist who makes sound suits.
38:34These beautiful outfits that, like, move around all cool.
38:37This is just really bizarre and totally Crystal Method.
38:41She's on the rag.
38:45I had to fight that one.
38:49Heidi Aphrodite.
38:50She's eggplant emoting.
38:53Take a look at that potato salad.
38:56I'm giving you purple lace the house down.
38:59You can see all these curves, these swerves.
39:01You can see all that soft and supple skin.
39:03This is my real body, America.
39:05I don't know why y'all gagging.
39:06I give it to you every time.
39:07Well, not every time.
39:10Watch out for slick.
39:15Gigi good.
39:18Jinkies, we've got a mystery on our hands.
39:22My look is loosely inspired by one of my favorite childhood cartoons.
39:27I've got my necktie, my cute little green buttons.
39:30I am skipping down that runway, and, girl, I'm giving the judges their childhood fantasy they've been looking for.
39:36And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
39:41Cherry pie.
39:43The future of fashion is feral.
39:46Meow.
39:47Meow.
39:48I am full on Cheshire cat fantasy.
39:51Let's see.
39:52It looks like a big furry tail wrapped around me.
39:54I just feel like an Alice in Wonderland fantasy.
39:57Do the kitty litter dance.
39:58Meow.
40:03Meow.
40:03Meow.
40:03Meow.
40:06Meow.
40:08Meow.
40:09Meow.
40:10Meow.
40:12Meow.
40:14Meow.
40:16Meow.
40:18Meow.
40:28Meow.
40:36Meow.
40:38Meow.
40:39Meow.
40:40Meow.
40:44Meow.
40:44Meow.
40:45Meow.
40:47Meow.
40:49into a whole different realm,
40:50and I think that's phenomenal.
40:52But I think it's a skosh craft store.
40:59Welcome, ladies.
41:00It's time for the judges' critiques,
41:04starting with Jackie Cox.
41:06Tonight on the runway,
41:07you are a one-eyed, one-horned,
41:08flying purple Molly eater.
41:10It's very not Jackie.
41:12And I like that you took a risk.
41:14It's a skosh craft store,
41:15but, you know, when it's campy like this,
41:17I can forgive crafts for camp.
41:19Let's talk about your one drag queen show.
41:21What you were able to do today
41:23was blend comedy with heart.
41:25This was your room to command,
41:27and you didn't want to look away.
41:29And that's a good storytelling.
41:31You know, I said to you,
41:32once you show that vulnerability,
41:34it allows us to fall in love with you,
41:35and we fell in love with you.
41:38Thank you so much, RuPaul.
41:40Up next, Crystal Method.
41:43Bye.
41:43Let's talk about Phenomenal Phil
41:46Exotic Dance Instruction.
41:48It was just all so stupid.
41:53Michelle hit the nail on the head.
41:55New level of stupid.
41:57Which is, by the way,
41:59how you win this show.
42:00We were all with you.
42:01We were all kind of learning these dance moves.
42:03The cat box is my face.
42:06Because I say you have a good time with it.
42:08And tonight on the runway,
42:09what I really love is the switch up of the makeup.
42:11You took it into a whole different realm,
42:13and I think that's phenomenal.
42:15You have had a pivot in this competition
42:17where you've really gone all in on your weird.
42:19I am weird,
42:20and so sometimes I feel like maybe people won't like that.
42:22Buck up.
42:23Doesn't matter.
42:24As long as you're having a good time,
42:27we want to go where you're going.
42:28If you have any doubts in your head,
42:30any insecurities,
42:32dump it.
42:35You got it.
42:36Up next, Heidi Aphrodite.
42:39Michelle, don't you just love that name?
42:41The best one out of the last 20.
42:43Yes.
42:44I actually really loved your concept
42:46for your one drag queen show.
42:47Slick seemed hot.
42:48He's single.
42:52Trust me, you don't want none of Slick.
42:53Trust me.
42:54Girl, you don't know my taste.
42:56Here's the deal.
42:57I love that you tried to do something really big.
43:01It was just a lot.
43:02You've got to make sure those characters
43:03are so differentiated
43:04that I know exactly when you're popping into Grandma,
43:06and I know when you're popping into Aunt,
43:08and you know when I'm popping into Slick.
43:11Let's be honest.
43:11We all know Slick's doing the popping.
43:13Okay, let's be honest.
43:15Everybody does start sounding
43:17a little bit like the other one
43:18because in your mind,
43:20okay, you know what they look like,
43:21but we don't know what they look like.
43:22Right.
43:23We're taking your word for it.
43:24Tonight on the runway,
43:25I do want to compliment you again.
43:26Your face is just looking better each day.
43:30I let you wear my dress tonight.
43:33And I must say,
43:34you have to keep it because it's gorgeous.
43:36Thank you so much, Miss Goldberg.
43:38Just Whoopie.
43:39You can't have a name like Whoopie
43:40and be called Miss Anything.
43:43Up next, Gigi Goode.
43:45Good morning, sinners.
43:46I didn't know you were the Don Rickles of Drag Race.
43:48Go fuck yourself, Gary.
43:51It was a completely original idea.
43:53I thought you could have done a ton more with it.
43:55You felt like you were nervous to me, Gigi.
43:58I totally understand what you mean.
43:59See?
44:01I know.
44:02If you trust your gut,
44:0497% of the time,
44:06it will lead you in the right direction.
44:07I love this look,
44:09but I'm not surprised by that.
44:10You've got this gorgeous out here, right?
44:12And a weird little mind in there.
44:14Well, thank you.
44:15So just like we've been able to see Crystal
44:17trust her gut and go all in
44:18and push that boundary line,
44:20I want you to do that too.
44:22Got it.
44:22Thanks, Karen.
44:23Fuck you.
44:26Up next, Sherry Pie.
44:29Tonight on the runway,
44:30you look absolutely stunning.
44:31You can really paint.
44:33I want to do those.
44:34I think I would scare the women
44:36at the table
44:37just because no one would ever understand
44:39why I look so good
44:40and they look like them.
44:43Fishing fortunes with bubbles and Sherry.
44:45The concept was fantastic.
44:48The delivery was fantastic.
44:50If it wasn't an hour long.
44:52I think you clocked in at 17 minutes.
44:55Did you know it was that long?
44:57No.
44:58Yeah.
45:00Oh, my God.
45:01I'm so sorry.
45:04It makes you selfish.
45:06And you're taking time away from the other girls.
45:09So here's the deal.
45:10Ross Matthews, who has dinner reservations,
45:12was like, come on, let's pick this up.
45:14But it was so funny because you sold it.
45:17Just let go at about five minutes in.
45:20All right, up next, Jada Essence Hall.
45:22Hello.
45:23When we asked for your number one story,
45:25we didn't mean your number one story.
45:31I guess it's better than your number two story.
45:33Yes.
45:34The best part was when you made fun of yourself
45:37that it wasn't working.
45:38Oh, y'all are not feeling it.
45:39You know, and I felt like really
45:40then you got the audience back on your side.
45:42Yeah.
45:42But you had already given up.
45:43Um, I was like already when I started,
45:46I was like, oh my God,
45:47I was kind of a little bit of fatigue.
45:48So I'm like, oh, girl,
45:49we got to try to go after this.
45:51Because you waited 20 minutes.
45:53Yes.
45:53For real.
45:54Yeah, I'm sorry.
45:55That's fine.
45:55Did you choose to go last?
45:57No.
45:57So Jackie assigned you last?
45:59Yes.
46:00I thought you kind of gave up too,
46:02and I was trying to vibe you going,
46:03don't give up.
46:05You're almost there, don't give up.
46:07So next time, you know,
46:09if it doesn't work, fuck it.
46:10Try something else.
46:11Tonight on the runway,
46:12I absolutely love this.
46:14It looks like the Paris runway version
46:16of what Whoopi wore on Star Trek.
46:18Thank you, yeah.
46:19I did wear this outfit,
46:20but not nearly as well.
46:22My legs were not nearly as long
46:24because my feet are size 11,
46:26and I'm 5'3".
46:28That's my problem in life.
46:30Thank you, Jada.
46:31I just want to say this.
46:32You six are really
46:34some of the best we've ever had here.
46:37I just think you're something else.
46:40You know, I wish you would be
46:42the six forever and ever.
46:43Aw.
46:44I really do.
46:47All right, now,
46:48while you untuck backstage,
46:50the judges and I will deliberate.
46:53All right, now,
46:54just between us squirrel friends,
46:55what do you think?
46:56Let's start with Jackie Cox.
46:59Tonight, her one drag queen show
47:01was brilliant from beginning to end.
47:02What I love most about it
47:03is she didn't try to force jokes,
47:05and her heart was center stage.
47:07Now, the outfit,
47:08I could see she's trying to do
47:09some type of Moschino storyline,
47:11but it was a little cheap.
47:13The hairline was down to her eyebrows.
47:15Nobody saw that?
47:15Do I even know what I'm looking at?
47:17No, no.
47:17See, this one didn't say shit.
47:19It will be.
47:19We did.
47:19We got you.
47:21Crystal Method.
47:22If I were standing backstage
47:23and she was about to come out,
47:24I would stop her and say,
47:25hey, dear, let's rethink this.
47:27Right?
47:28It was just one of the most unique things
47:30I've ever seen on this stage.
47:31We went wherever she wanted us to go,
47:33and we had a good time.
47:34On the runway,
47:35it's totally Crystal,
47:36and it was fantastic.
47:38I just thought tonight
47:39was Crystal's night.
47:40Yep.
47:41Heidi Afrodite.
47:42In the challenge,
47:43Dumbass.
47:44She was barely keeping her head above water,
47:46but on the runway,
47:47she was swimming laps around
47:48some of the other girls.
47:49Listen, I want to give her credit
47:50for trying to do what she did
47:52because she swung big,
47:53but for me,
47:54when she started,
47:55right away,
47:55I thought she's in danger.
47:57I won't do the pun,
47:58Whoopi, I promise.
47:59I think had she taken out
48:00maybe two of the characters,
48:02we could have had something
48:03really compelling here.
48:05Gigi Good.
48:06Tonight on the runway,
48:07we come to expect this from Gigi,
48:08and she delivered it tonight flawlessly.
48:10What I loved about Gigi's show
48:13is that it was a twisted concept.
48:15The problem was
48:16is she didn't commit fully to it.
48:18Let's move on down
48:19to Sherry Pie.
48:19It was an epic yarn.
48:23She's one who has to perform often.
48:27Well, she's like,
48:28fuck this, I'm talking.
48:29Yeah, yeah.
48:29There are rules to follow.
48:31I just thought you were actually
48:32a little harsh.
48:33Which part?
48:33Well, when you called her selfish.
48:35It was self-indulgent.
48:36If she was not being self-indulgent,
48:38she would have realized
48:38there's a five-minute cutoff
48:39and there's another girl waiting to go.
48:41Okay, you two.
48:41You need to get a room.
48:44Jada put the P in pageant.
48:46She put the P all over the stage, too.
48:48Tonight, her One Drag Queen show
48:49was just kind of cringy.
48:51I bet that story was so funny
48:53when she called her best friend
48:54and told her on the phone.
48:54Yes.
48:55You know,
48:55oh, girl, I pissed myself
48:56and told this story.
48:57Yes.
48:57I bet it was hilarious.
48:58Well, because she probably
48:59took her time
49:00and didn't start with the visual.
49:02But my goodness,
49:03does she look great tonight.
49:04That's what perfection looks like.
49:06Silence.
49:07I've made my decision.
49:09Bring back my girls.
49:16Welcome back, ladies.
49:17I've made some decisions.
49:21Jackie Cox,
49:23you're safe.
49:25You may step to the back of the stage.
49:29Gigi Goode,
49:32you're safe.
49:38Crystal Method.
49:41Contraculations,
49:42you're the winner
49:42of this week's challenge.
49:43Yay!
49:46Dump it.
49:51And you've won a cash tip
49:53of $5,000.
49:55Yes, Crystal.
49:56You may join the other girls.
49:58Finally,
49:59I won a challenge.
50:01Ah!
50:03Ah!
50:03There could not be
50:04a better time.
50:05I feel like
50:07I can do anything.
50:10Cherry Pie,
50:12you're safe.
50:14You may join the other girls.
50:18That means Heidi and Jada.
50:20I'm sorry, my dears,
50:22but you are both up
50:22for elimination.
50:25Two queens
50:26stand before me.
50:28Ladies,
50:28this is your last chance
50:30to impress me
50:32and save yourself
50:33from elimination.
50:36The time has come
50:37for you to lip sync
50:40for
50:41your
50:43life.
50:45America,
50:46I'm not finna go home,
50:48so I'm gonna do
50:48whatever it takes
50:49on this stage
50:49to make sure
50:50that I stay
50:50in this competition.
50:51Good luck
50:53and don't
50:54fuck it up.
51:16I was dreaming
51:18when I wrote
51:18the soup
51:19so soon
51:19me
51:20if I don't
51:20too fast
51:21I'm not finna go home
51:23I'm not finna go home
51:25zero, zero
51:26party over
51:27whoops
51:27out of time
51:31So tonight
51:32party like it's
51:38If you didn't
51:40come to fight
51:40don't bother
51:41knocking on my door
51:46Got the line
51:47in my pocket
51:48and baby
51:49he's ready to go
51:51This might be
51:52my fourth time
51:52at the bottom
51:53but I didn't come here
51:54just to lay down
51:54and dock
51:55I'm a sleigh
51:55all day
51:56fuck it's
51:56$19.99
51:57baby
52:00Before I lift
52:02the heaven
52:02I'll dance
52:03my life away
52:06Fuck
52:16Jada is strutting
52:18all over that stage
52:19She looks just like
52:21Prince
52:22It is amazing
52:23Heidi is doing
52:25her thing
52:25It is gonna be
52:26a tough call
52:42I gotta catch
52:43I gotta catch there
52:44bruh
52:44cause I can't
52:44catch mine
52:46Ladies
52:47I've made my decision
52:54Jada Essence Hall
52:56Shantae you stay
52:57Thank you
52:58Thank you so much
53:00You may join
53:01the other girls
53:11my dear Heidi
53:13No more hiding
53:15in closets
53:18Now sashay away
53:20Thank y'all so much
53:21for seeing something
53:22in me
53:22even when I didn't
53:23say something
53:23in myself
53:26You are
53:27a superstar
53:28I think you're
53:29probably the last
53:29one to know it
53:30Start looking at
53:32property outside
53:32of Ram Seward
53:33You might want
53:34to move to
53:35Los Angeles
53:35or to Manhattan
53:37but let me tell you
53:38something
53:38kiddo
53:39you're a star
53:40I'm so excited
53:41for the world
53:42to see you
53:42They're gonna
53:43love you
53:43Just remember
53:45pay your taxes
53:46okay
53:54A small town queen
53:55with big city
53:57aspirations
53:58Watch out world
53:59cause Heidi's
53:59coming through
54:00and remember
54:01if I can do it
54:02so can you
54:05Yes Heidi
54:11I've exceeded
54:12every expectation
54:13really showing
54:14that the small town
54:15queen can be fierce
54:16too
54:16I just know
54:17all of Ram Seward
54:17is gonna be ecstatic
54:18Hopefully I'll get
54:19a key to the city
54:19fingers crossed
54:20Thank you
54:21so much
54:22signing off
54:23from talking
54:24to something
54:25Heidi
54:27something
54:34Contragulations ladies
54:34and remember
54:36if you can't
54:37love yourself
54:38how in the hell
54:39you gonna love
54:39somebody else
54:40can I get
54:40an amen up in here
54:42all right
54:43now let the music play