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00:10Oh, Farrah, why?
00:16Farrah was just eliminated, and then I missed the whining.
00:19It was so charming.
00:23Congratulations, Miss Alexis.
00:26How are you feeling?
00:27I'm usually so comfortable on my feet in front of an audience.
00:30To choke like that, I scarcely know what happened.
00:33Alexis is feeling a little shook up after this challenge.
00:36Her ego definitely got checked a little bit.
00:37And we're still asking ourselves, why is she fucking green?
00:42Look at you trying to strip for the camera.
00:44You're my best friend.
00:46You're my best friend.
00:47Oh!
00:50The shade!
00:53Once again, I look over, and Nina is off to the side, not participating.
00:59She's somewhere else.
01:00She's been quiet.
01:02Honestly, I did feel like some people were coming for me, yeah.
01:05Did someone say that to you, or is this stuff that...
01:07No, I can hear stuff.
01:10If I could swore, I've heard certain girls kind of talking, not saying my name per se, but I feel
01:16like they were kind of talking about me.
01:17So you're saying you know that people are talking about you to each other.
01:22Yeah.
01:23Nina thinks that everyone's out to get her.
01:26I think she thinks it's some kind of a drag conspiracy, and it's just not true.
01:30I'm just taking things in.
01:33It seems like you're starting to withdraw.
01:34I don't want you to go back to that.
01:38Nina needs to call Patti LaBelle because she needs a new attitude.
01:41We started with 14, and there are seven now.
01:42Dude, shit's getting real.
01:45At this point in the competition, the filler bitches are starting to fall off left and right.
01:48You gotta go.
01:49You gotta go.
01:50And you gotta go.
01:52Next.
01:54The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
01:59and a cash prize of $100,000 with extra special guest judges, the real O'Neils, Noah Galvin, and Lisa
02:07Robertson.
02:18At this point in the competition, it is getting down to the nitty-gritty.
02:22We're all fighting for the same title to win.
02:23Move out the way, bitches, because I'm going to win.
02:29I'm going to, like, rub your head for good luck.
02:31I'm sure it does something.
02:32Trinity's always trying to rub somebody's head.
02:35You now have lice.
02:37I'm from Alabama.
02:38I'm used to that.
02:41You told a joke.
02:45Hello, hello, hello.
02:47Hey.
02:49Ladies, by inviting you to Drag Race, I've provided you with a platform
02:54that reaches millions of fans around the world.
02:58And now it's your turn to take your careers to the next level.
03:02So for this week's Maxi Challenge, you will create, write, and star in your own TV pilot.
03:10Oh, yeah!
03:13Hashtag your pilot's on fire.
03:17You need to come up with concepts, characters, and stories that lay the groundwork for a new-hit TV series.
03:25You need to work in two teams of two and one team of three.
03:31That's called mathematics.
03:34I'll let you pick your teams right now.
03:37Of course, Sasha and Shay cling to one another.
03:41Surprise, surprise.
03:45I was going to go and make a beeline toward the other side of the room,
03:48but turned around and there was two lovely ladies walking towards me,
03:52so I couldn't really, like, run.
03:55Y'all love me, and you think I'm creative, but you ran past me to the next person.
04:00I'm not understanding.
04:01Yeah.
04:01Okay.
04:02We were like, okay, I guess we're teammates.
04:05Now, whatever you do, make your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent binge-worthy.
04:12So good luck, and don't fuck it up.
04:18So cops is an option.
04:19What are some other, like, situations?
04:21Spies.
04:22It's now the time for the Russian accent.
04:24Yeah.
04:27I finally get to do a Russian character.
04:29I'm so excited.
04:31I'm like, I hacked into the Versace Spring Collection.
04:36Does anybody have any ideas right off the bat?
04:39I have one.
04:40So my idea is, I think there should be two church ladies.
04:43Each of your sons just came out as gay, and then a nun.
04:46I think a nun would be really funny.
04:47I like that.
04:49We're aiming for something very religious, but with a gay twist.
04:52This summer, two mothers, two sons, one holy secret.
04:57That's great.
04:57Girls, you know what?
04:58This is going to be easier to spread out on the table.
05:00Let's do it up here.
05:01I really would like to do the voiceovers.
05:03Okay.
05:04Um, I know that normally there's only one voiceover voice.
05:07I would love if there was a way to split it up, just because I feel like I have a
05:10lot to prove after last week.
05:12I think it needs to be clear who's speaking.
05:14It would be confusing to them.
05:17I would rather one of you two just do it.
05:20So flip a coin, or one of y'all just, you know, step back and let the other one do
05:23it.
05:24I know for sure that I really want to do it, but I don't want to have a fight with
05:28Peppermint.
05:28Can we just read through it a couple times?
05:30Yeah, we need to read through.
05:31So now Alexis wants to do the voiceover.
05:34Uh-uh.
05:35She's going to have to pry this part from my cold, dead, manicured hand.
05:41Coming up, where are the espadrilles?
05:44Children!
05:45Beat me, bitch.
05:56If you could create your own hit TV show, what would it be?
05:59For this week's Maxi Challenge, we're making our own TV shows.
06:03I'm not not happy that I have to write something.
06:06It's just I feel like I have to prove that I have a talent that I might not know that
06:11I might have, but I hope I do.
06:15Okay, so what can we do?
06:19Maybe we work together in an office.
06:23Okay.
06:24We could be like some kind of like Maury show, like whose baby is it or something.
06:29I don't know.
06:30Nina and Valentina have ended up together, and I say recipe for disaster.
06:36Oh my God, we have to know our lines.
06:38That's going to be easy because we can go based off of improv in the moment.
06:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:42I think we have a great chemistry, and I know the judges personally love us, so I think that's going
06:47to be to our benefit.
06:50So you've come and joined me over here on the dark side.
06:53Is it just to work next to me because you love me so much?
06:56That's about half of it.
06:57I'm just not feeling too good about my relationship with Nina right now.
07:03Things were very tense last week.
07:05Yeah, my feelings were just really hurt.
07:07Some girls here think, oh, she's not original.
07:09Oh, she's not being funny.
07:11Who is saying that, Nina?
07:13You, you, you, you.
07:13What?
07:14No, I never said that.
07:15When did I say that?
07:16You said it more than once.
07:17I wasn't even trying to throw any of that your way because I don't play those games with you.
07:20I've always looked out for you.
07:21I've always built you up.
07:23I have defended you.
07:23So it actually really hurts my feelings because that's not who I am, and I've never done that.
07:29This morning, I felt like she was even more cold to me and, like, distant, and I was just, like,
07:35I think I just need to just kind of, like, distance myself a little bit so that I can concentrate
07:39more on the competition.
07:40The energy that she's given me is just really whack, and I've just kind of reached my limit.
07:46I'm done.
07:50Well, hello.
07:51Well, hello.
07:53Welcome, ladies and sister.
07:54It's time for my team to shoot our TV pilot.
07:57I actually feel pretty good about our chances.
07:59We're pros, we look great, and Alexis looks like Kathleen motherfucking Turner.
08:06You've got the pit crew to use, and you can use whatever props and furniture you need from 204 Events.
08:10Let's start with the voiceover so we can get those out of the way.
08:13Does that work for you?
08:14Okay, perfect.
08:14Trinity Taylor as Sister Mary Coont, Mary, mother of gay.
08:20Cut.
08:21How about on Mary, mother of gay?
08:23Trinity Taylor as Sister Mary Coont on Mary, mother of gay.
08:29That was pretty great.
08:31All right.
08:31Did y'all get the T on Coont?
08:35We did the time before.
08:37Okay, cool.
08:38You probably want to move on.
08:40Next scene is...
08:41We are in the sister's office in the church.
08:44Do it in the rectory real quick.
08:46Ha ha ha!
08:47The what?
08:48If I had a nickel.
08:49And action.
08:50Your son is always listening to Broadway show, too.
08:52Well, your son is always baking kikes.
08:55Uh, Alexis, your accent's just a little bit too twangy.
08:58Where we're by your kite.
09:00You don't have to go too hillbilly.
09:01Little more Julia sugar baker.
09:03Alexis has a real opportunity here to go extreme with this crazy character.
09:08And she's playing this conservative lady really conservatively.
09:12Your son bakes kikes.
09:14Well, your son always has something in his mouth.
09:16Children, it's not the end of the world.
09:19Trinity, just, uh, bring it up.
09:20These are two loud bitches, so you gotta overpower them.
09:23Okay.
09:23That is not my fault.
09:24That is not my fault.
09:24That is my fault.
09:25Children!
09:25Come on!
09:26Father Ross, his breath always smells like dick, too.
09:33Can we say dick on TV?
09:35Of course you can.
09:36The Dick Van Dyke Show.
09:37He said dick and dyke.
09:38Wow.
09:39That's good family television right there.
09:42Welcome, ladies.
09:44Hey.
09:44Tell us what's going on.
09:45We're gonna do a funky spy dramedy.
09:49And I'm an ex-comey Russian mommy.
09:51I'm gonna be kung fu fighting crime.
09:54Are we doing, like, a blaxploitation feeling here where things are like pow, boom?
09:58Yes, absolutely.
09:59Okay, let's start with your voiceover.
10:00Action.
10:01This unlikely duo will have to work together to defeat the greatest evil of all time.
10:07Bad fashion.
10:09Okay, I would love for you to go for it.
10:12Be those voices.
10:13It's like the movie phone recording.
10:16Welcome to movie phone.
10:18Yeah, yeah.
10:18You know the name of the movie you'd like to see.
10:20Press one now.
10:22Perfect.
10:22And action.
10:23Teats and ass keys.
10:25See you next Tuesday.
10:27At midnight.
10:28Motherfucker.
10:29That was great.
10:30Where are the espadrilles?
10:33I said, where are the espadrilles?
10:36Bitch, I'm talking to you.
10:37I said, where are the espadrilles?
10:41Look good?
10:43That's perfection.
10:44That works.
10:44Good, good, good, good.
10:45Let's go.
10:45Tick tock, tick tock.
10:46You don't stop.
10:47Next up is sunset.
10:50Yes.
10:50Action.
10:51Friends forever, BFF.
10:52Looks like Ernie and Bert.
10:54Oh.
10:55It feels strong and awkward.
10:56Really awkward.
10:58That's a wrap on teats and ass key.
11:01Thanks for being prepared.
11:04Valentina and Nina Bonina Brown.
11:06Jesse Raphael.
11:07What's the name of the show?
11:08Nina and Tina.
11:08Okay.
11:09Do we have voiceovers to do?
11:10We didn't get to refinish it.
11:13But I can try to go off my head.
11:15Just go for it, okay?
11:16Ready?
11:17And action.
11:18Nina and Valentina move to Hollywood.
11:21Nina and Tina.
11:23Oh, yeah, Nina and Tina.
11:24So is it Valentina or is it Tina?
11:25No, it's Tina.
11:26Okay, okay.
11:26You can do it again, baby.
11:27Sorry.
11:28Nina and Valentina move to Hollywood.
11:31Is it Valentina or Tina?
11:32Tina.
11:34Soon after, Nina and Valentina were finally released from jail.
11:40What's your next scene, girls?
11:42So talk us through what you're doing right now.
11:43All right, so right now, she's in jail.
11:45We're going to play off of each other's ad-lib.
11:46Oh, you're going to ad-lib?
11:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:48There's zero preparation.
11:51Okay, ready and action.
11:55Girl, let's just, we have so much time in here.
12:00We need to become drag queens.
12:04Let's say drag queens together.
12:05Okay.
12:06We need to become drag queens.
12:10Do you think maybe a script would have helped?
12:13Yeah.
12:14Okay.
12:15I think we better keep moving.
12:16Yeah, let's go.
12:17All right, talk us through this next scene because it looks really messy.
12:20Trying to learn how to do makeup, how to pad and things that we're kind of like.
12:23With household products.
12:24Because we're, you know, we're out of jail.
12:26But they think we're going to be like, girl, it shouldn't be hard to do this.
12:28What, foundation?
12:29Like, I'm doing her with a pink, this is her.
12:31No, I think we should do our own makeup.
12:33Should we do our own makeup or should we do each other's makeup?
12:36What do you want to do?
12:36I think each other, but it's me.
12:38Should we do each other's makeup?
12:39Yeah, it'd be fine, I think.
12:40Okay.
12:41All right, ladies, you ready?
12:42Makeup removal wipes.
12:43We need to take our lips off really quick.
12:45Why do you want to take them off?
12:46Because we're going to work.
12:46Well, because we're doing a makeup.
12:48Oh, you're going to put them on?
12:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:50I need a Ritalin smoothie just to wash this.
12:53Tick tock and action.
12:56You know, when times were hard, girl, a little pancake batter went a long way.
13:00Oh, oh, girl, that is your skin tone.
13:02You look spanked, mama.
13:03Oh, I just feel it going in my pores.
13:07Oh, my God.
13:08Grace Jones realness.
13:10Oh, beat me, bitch.
13:15All right, ladies, your time is up.
13:18That was really, um...
13:19Interesting.
13:20Interesting.
13:21I have no idea how this is going to turn out, but there's laughter in the room, and that's
13:25what we're here to do.
13:26I mean, it was very entertaining to watch, even though it was like a train wreck.
13:31Coming up, category is...
13:33Club Kid Couture.
13:34It's okay, the K should wear off in about 15 minutes.
13:45It's elimination day, and it's time to get ready for today's runway.
13:49Club Kid!
13:51I've been waiting for this the entire time.
13:53I'm so excited.
13:54She's beautiful.
13:55I want this dress.
13:57This is one of the first dresses I ever wore in drag, actually.
13:59You think I'm kidding?
14:00No, I know you're not, but I'm not going to give it to you.
14:02Well, if she goes missing.
14:04I didn't take it.
14:06Good luck fitting in it.
14:07Oh!
14:08Badass!
14:09Shady bitch.
14:15You foundation the back of your head?
14:17Yeah.
14:17Yeah, she does her whole head.
14:18I contour my head, too, when I'm doing, like, beauty makeup.
14:22What does it do, though?
14:22You're like, my head's so big, I need to contour it.
14:25Ooh!
14:26Good one, girl.
14:28I don't have that much experience with this whole Club Kid thing, but I will say, I'm super
14:32excited.
14:32Have you done a Club Kid look before, Trinity?
14:34I've never really done it, because I don't want people to, like, laugh at me for, oh,
14:39well, that was cute.
14:40Club Kid drag is completely outside my comfort zone, so I wanted to just be over the top.
14:46In the 90s, the Club Kids changed drag forever.
14:50They had an influence on, like, every type of drag, beauty drag, pageant drag.
14:53It all has, I think, felt the legacy of the Club Kids.
14:57Yeah, for sure.
14:57It was an underground party culture that really pushed the boundaries of queer aesthetics.
15:03It didn't just shift drag, it shifted fashion.
15:05I remember seeing the Club Kids on, like, daytime talk shows, like Geraldo and Sally Jessie.
15:10Yeah, all of them, James St. James, Amanda Lepore, and Suzanne Barge.
15:15He wasn't exactly part of the core New York scene, but Lee Bowery is very much the spirit
15:20of the Club Kids.
15:20Club Kids have influenced drag today in going beyond female impersonation and really thinking
15:27about becoming a piece of moving art.
15:33Oh, my God.
15:39Are you using hot glue?
15:41Yeah.
15:41Oh, my God, on your face?
15:42Don't burn your skin, girl.
15:46That's such a drag queen sound.
15:48Oh, that.
15:50Sound familiar, Nina?
15:51Right.
15:53Hey, Nina, am I right in sort of perceiving that you seem to be a little lighter in spirit today?
15:58No, I'm still cursing y'all bitches out of my head.
16:02Girl, I'm good.
16:03You know, just sometimes you just need a little quiet time to yourself.
16:09It's nice to see you happier.
16:11Let's see how long it lasts.
16:12God, girl.
16:15Girl.
16:38Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
16:41My favorite co-star, Michelle Visage.
16:44I'll always be the Rhoda to your Mary.
16:47Aw.
16:48Style superstar, Carson Kressley.
16:51Now, have you ever done a pilot?
16:53I have.
16:53I can't remember his name.
16:57Today's special value, the stunning Lisa Robertson.
17:00Lisa, do you like my dress?
17:02I love your dress.
17:03Good.
17:03Well, there's only 2,000 left.
17:05So order now.
17:07And from the real O'Neill's, Noah Galvin.
17:11So excited you're here.
17:12I'm very, very excited to be here.
17:14I don't believe you.
17:15No?
17:16Give her another take.
17:17Give her another take.
17:18This week, we challenged our queens to create, write, and star in their very own TV pilots.
17:25Tonight, on the runway, category is Club Kid Couture.
17:29Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
17:34Category is Sasha Velour, Clown in a Gown.
17:39I want a jumbo jack, fries.
17:43I'm really enjoying this freaky, high-fashion clown character.
17:47It's so true to the Club Kid spirit.
17:49Marcel Martin knows you better don't.
17:52Don't cry out loud.
17:54Che Coulay, serving Lee Bowery.
17:57That swimsuit's so tight, I can read her lips.
18:01It's like a pearl necklace around your mouth.
18:03She really sunk her teeth into this challenge.
18:06I am bringing you twisted Club Kid royalty.
18:10It's freaky, but I know they're into it.
18:12Is she giving me side eye?
18:14I think she is.
18:15Just that one.
18:15Nina Bonina Brown, Anderson Lee.
18:19Your aorta is showing.
18:22I'm serving Skeletor, bad bitch.
18:25And I walk backwards on the runway.
18:26So, honey, Nina Bonina Brown is the first to walk backwards on the runway.
18:30So, soon.
18:31Now that's a party monster.
18:35Valentina.
18:35I didn't know there was a SARS outbreak in Mexico.
18:38The running of the queens.
18:41Tonight, I'm very Española, looking like a matador with these nails and this luxury and this fabulous sparkle.
18:47Like, this is what I would do as a Club Kid.
18:48She's putting the hoe in old El Paso.
18:52Trinity Taylor.
18:54Fifth Element Realness.
18:55I've never actually seen a lady with blue balls.
18:58No.
18:58I'm giving you alien, robotic, venereal disease realness.
19:04There is no beauty queen here, honey.
19:06That ass.
19:07It's okay.
19:08The K should wear off in about 15 minutes.
19:11Peppermint.
19:12How many licks does it take?
19:15BDSM Lollipop Guild.
19:18My runway look is a mix between the exquisite Lee Bowery and the genius Klaus Nomi.
19:26Curiously strange.
19:28Oh, that was refreshing.
19:31Alexis Michelle.
19:32I can see her trapezoid.
19:34Oh.
19:34I think this is the perfect outfit to be weighed in at the doctor's office.
19:37Yes.
19:38Yes.
19:39I'm not used to showing my body like this.
19:41So this feels really empowering.
19:44I am serving body, I'm serving sex, and I am serving graphic art.
19:49I see her bridge and tunnel.
19:52Thank you, Michelle.
19:56Coming up.
19:57Open wide, ladies.
19:59Swallow!
20:12Welcome to the Roo TV Upfronts.
20:15It's time to screen your pilot presentations.
20:18First up, Sasha Velour and Shea Coulee.
20:22The year 1980 meets super glamour mamma jamma teets McGee and ex-commie Russian mommy Natasha
20:32Asky.
20:33This duo will have to work together to defeat the greatest evil of all time.
20:40Bad fashion.
20:42Pussy in the lap.
20:43Meow.
20:44I'm down with that.
20:45Pussy on a sweater.
20:46That deserves a slap.
20:48Wearing white after international day of labor.
20:51If you were my mother's daughter, she would drown you in Riva.
20:55Bitch, I said, where are the espadrilles?
20:59Don't make me bring your mama into this.
21:00But the people they end up helping the most will be each other.
21:04Why are you using all these shoulder pads?
21:07How else can I make myself look like strong woman?
21:10Vote, bitch.
21:12There will be twists, turns, and cliffhangers.
21:17Please don't jump.
21:19You have so much to live for.
21:21Shea Coulee and Sasha Velour are Teats and Asky.
21:26See you next Tuesday.
21:27At midnight, motherfucker.
21:32I can't wait to get the Teats and Asky lunchbox.
21:37Up next, Valentina and Nina Bonina Brown Miller Boyette.
21:43How are you doing?
21:45You looking for some company?
21:46Two ladies of the night are thrown into jail.
21:51We've been framed.
21:52What are their names?
21:54Nina and Tina.
21:55Put your legs behind your head.
21:56You're under arrest.
21:58Oh.
22:00And this is how it all started.
22:03Buddy, you were here for my lawyer.
22:06Bitch, because of you were in here.
22:08I told you to stay in your corner where you belong.
22:13RuPaul's Drag Race.
22:16I have a plan.
22:18The two frenemies continue to polish all that entails to becoming America's next drag superstar.
22:25Girl, we have to do a death drop.
22:27One, two, three, go.
22:29Oh, girl, are you okay?
22:33Oh, I thought a death drop, men.
22:35You really die.
22:37Ah!
22:39Hey, kitty girl.
22:40They finally got their drag together and competed in RuPaul's Drag Race.
22:45Oh, oh, my God.
22:47You can catch Nina and Tina on Channel Zero at 4 a.m.
22:57I'm not even going to look at the judges because I'm quite sure that they're doing a face of what
23:01the hell is that.
23:02So I'm just going to look at the TV.
23:03So I don't see y'all.
23:05Last but not least, Trinity Taylor, Peppermint, and Alexis Michelle.
23:11Two mothers, two sons, one holy secret.
23:17Oh, my God!
23:19Desperate for guidance, they turn to the holiest mother they know.
23:23Sister Mary Coons.
23:25Our sons are gay.
23:27And it's her fault.
23:29Listen, your son is always baking cakes.
23:31Oh, honey, your son has always got something in his mouth.
23:34This is not my fault.
23:35You ain't a godly Christian woman at all.
23:37A child!
23:39You know, Father Ross, his breath always smells like dick, too.
23:44This nun shows them how to get closer to God through prayer.
23:48Ladies, get on your knees.
23:50Oh!
23:50This doesn't feel very ladylike.
23:52Mm-hmm, I know you know how to do it.
23:54Just pray, damn it!
23:56Open wide, ladies.
23:59Swallow!
24:01And celebration.
24:02Game and diamond.
24:03Game and diamond.
24:05Oh, yeah!
24:06Game and diamond.
24:07Oh, yeah!
24:08Starring Peppermint as Shaquita Bryan.
24:11Alexis Michelle as Freda Phelps.
24:14Trinity Taylor as Sister Mary Booth.
24:18Tune in to see if tolerance goes balls deep on Mary, Mother of Gets.
24:27Oh, hallelujah.
24:29Ladies, I've made some decisions.
24:34Coming up.
24:35Frankly, the clever wordplay and the writing, I do think came from me.
24:39I have to speak up right now.
24:41That is not the case.
24:48Ladies, based on your pilot presentations and your club kid couture, I've made some decisions.
24:57Sasha Velour, Che Coulé.
25:01Condragulations.
25:02You're the winners of this week's challenge.
25:05You've each won a $1,000 gift certificate from the Spa on Rodeo.
25:11And a sickening supply of hair care products provided by a quaj.
25:16And the hair doesn't have to be on your head.
25:20Good.
25:21You may leave the stage.
25:23Yes!
25:24We the dream team.
25:25Oh my god.
25:25It's actually amazing to win working with Shea again.
25:28I'm so happy.
25:31That means you are all up for elimination.
25:35Now it's time for the judges' reviews.
25:38Starting with Nina Bonita Brown Stuart Masterson.
25:42Tonight on the runway, I love what you did with your face.
25:45Your makeup is intense.
25:46It's really insane.
25:47But I think the torso part, it looks a little bit like an afterthought for me.
25:51I wanted to paint this like elaborate rib cage.
25:53But I didn't have time, so I just kind of did what I could do.
25:56Let's talk about Nina and Tina.
25:58Okay.
25:58I felt like you guys came with no preparation.
26:02I really wish you had a script.
26:04Shows like Curb Your Enthusiasm are completely improbred, but they always have a structure so
26:09they don't just fly off the rails.
26:13Valentina!
26:14Hello.
26:15Your runway look, I think, is spectacular.
26:17But I'm getting way more high fashion than I am club kid.
26:20And in the acting challenge, same thing goes here.
26:22I didn't feel like you guys were prepared.
26:24And I feel like you guys kind of wandered until you got to where it was going.
26:26It sort of felt like a movie to me.
26:29There has to be a formula that you can fill every week.
26:32So it can't be wrapped up after the first episode.
26:35Up next, Trinity Taylor.
26:37I have to say, that is my favorite runway look.
26:39It is so well done.
26:41This was really hard for me.
26:42You know, it's not easy to look like a venereal disease.
26:47Everything about it rings true to club kid for me.
26:50I love it.
26:50It's super fun.
26:51Let's talk about Sister Kunt.
26:53You went for it.
26:54Children!
26:55And you ended up being the scene stealer.
26:57You took direction so beautifully.
26:59And the moment we said, go bigger with it, you embraced it.
27:01And you were the comedy gold of Mary, Mother of Gay.
27:04Really well done.
27:05Thank you so much.
27:06Up next, hard candy peppermint.
27:09I'll never forget who you are because of your outfit.
27:12It's so on brand.
27:13This is really bringing back, like, the tunnel and Club USA and all those great places.
27:18I like that it's over the top.
27:19She could also leave here and go to Let's Make a Deal.
27:22What I loved about Mary, Mother of Gay was that it was totally actual sitcom beats.
27:27Like, when they said the name and you looked at the camera like, you did the voiceovers.
27:30You committed completely to your role.
27:31I thought you did a really good job.
27:34Up next, Alexis Michelle.
27:37Hi.
27:37Tonight on the runway, not my favorite look.
27:39It is a body stocking with a corset on.
27:43This is beautiful, your hair and makeup.
27:44It's just almost like it doesn't make sense with the rest of the outfit.
27:47They're two different looks.
27:49In terms of the pilot, your performance for me did sort of get lost in the shuffle.
27:53Maybe your character didn't pop as much because you took on a lot of the producerial role.
27:57Um, I want to say something and I don't intend by any means to throw my beautiful teammates
28:02under for this, but I do think that a lot of the organization and frankly, the clever
28:10wordplay and the writing, I do think came from me.
28:13In trying to keep things running and organized, I may have taken a backseat in the size of
28:18my performance.
28:19I have to speak up right now.
28:21The way that this discussion is going down, it sounds like Alexis was the producer of
28:25our pilot.
28:26That is not the case.
28:27You were not the only person.
28:29I didn't mean to say that.
28:30That was writing things down.
28:31The three of us did put in a balanced amount of work.
28:34I also felt that there was a little bit of me, me, me.
28:37Peppermint felt very strongly about doing the voiceover.
28:39Okay.
28:40I did say that I want to do the voiceover, but you could have said, before we go to shoot,
28:46let's talk about this again.
28:47It wasn't much of a discussion.
28:49It felt like it was claimed.
28:51I want to say one thing as well.
28:53As a team, all three of us put in the same amount of work.
28:56It was all of our ideas.
28:57And please let me repeat, I was not trying to throw you under either of you.
29:01But in focusing on administration, my performance was not the same size as my co-stars.
29:09Thank you, ladies.
29:10We've heard enough.
29:12While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
29:18All right, now just between us network execs, let's start with Nina and Tina.
29:24This was a difficult challenge for Nina and Valentina because it was very structured,
29:28and I don't feel like they're very structured people.
29:30They were spinning their wheels in the mud.
29:32They were going nowhere, and they were going nowhere fast.
29:34However, could I sit there and watch them do it forever?
29:36Ah!
29:38Absolutely.
29:40I mean, this is a night at the improv you don't want to miss.
29:43I'm just really disappointed with these two because there's so much comedy gold that could be made into a sitcom
29:49with these two characters.
29:51This week on Nina and Tina, the old prostitute from Chattanooga teaches the girls a lesson about hot water comb
29:58brain.
29:59Michelle, write this down.
29:59I think this is a really good one.
30:00I got it.
30:01I got it.
30:01Trinity Taylor.
30:03As far as Sister Mary Coombs, she went for it balls to the wall, and she delivered.
30:08Tonight was a great night for Trinity.
30:09Although I do think that she really committed to the part, the pilot that they did is my least favorite.
30:15Listen, it was cliche and not that original.
30:17I think the show's going to be a big hit.
30:21Peppermint.
30:21Everything that you need to do in a sitcom, I think Peppermint delivered.
30:24And she really nailed it in the voiceover.
30:26That's true.
30:26Because that really set the tone for the whole piece.
30:29Alexis Michelle.
30:31She was very prepared, knew her lines.
30:34I don't like that she turned on her teammates like that.
30:39I just feel like she was making excuses for why her performance didn't pop for us.
30:42At the end of the day, you just have to be memorable in the presentation, and she wasn't.
30:47Silence.
30:48I've made my decision.
30:50Bring back my gills.
30:59Welcome back, ladies.
31:00I've made some decisions.
31:03Peppermint.
31:04Trinity Taylor.
31:06Your performances were crass, crude, and cliche.
31:11You're both safe.
31:14You may join the other girls.
31:18Nina Bonina Brown.
31:20Your skeletal look is killer, but you really boned your pilot.
31:25I'm sorry, my dear, but you're up for elimination.
31:29I already knew it.
31:30Call me Miss Cleo.
31:33Valentina.
31:34On the runway, you gave us Spanish fly, but your pilot didn't land.
31:40Alexis Michelle.
31:41At this point in the competition, there's no excuse for not standing out.
31:46Oh, my God.
31:47Alexis Michelle, your prayers have been answered.
31:51You're safe.
31:53You may join the other girls.
31:58Valentina, my dear, I'm sorry, but you are up for elimination.
32:04Two queens stand before me.
32:07Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
32:16The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
32:23Nothing can explain what I'm feeling as I'm waiting to have to lip sync for my life.
32:28I'm scared.
32:30Good luck.
32:31And don't fuck it up.
32:36You know that I'm greedy for you.
32:39But you're giving me feelings never felt before.
32:43I'm making it obvious by knocking at your door.
32:47I know that I'm coming tonight.
32:49You know I'm coming tonight.
32:51Don't let the light in your mouth.
32:54That's what I'm saying.
32:55But in the state of my, but in the state of my, but in the state of my, but in
33:01the state of my,
33:01right now.
33:03Stop.
33:03Hold up.
33:04Hold up.
33:10Valentina.
33:11This is a lip sync for your life.
33:12We need to see your lips.
33:14Take that thing off of your mouth.
33:15I'd like to keep it on, please.
33:20It's a lip sync.
33:22What part of that do you not understand?
33:29Okay.
33:30So we're going to reset.
33:33Okay.
33:34Lip sync for your life.
33:37Take two.
33:50Oh, she doesn't know the words.
34:00In this moment, my mind is just out of length.
34:03I don't remember the song.
34:04I just want to disappear.
34:05You're up.
34:08Baby, you got lucky
34:10Cause you're working with the best
34:12And I'm greedy
34:12I'm so greedy
34:15I'm so greedy
34:17I'm greedy, I'm greedy, I'm greedy
34:20I don't, I don't
34:23Baby, you got lucky
34:26Cause you're working with the best
34:28And I'm greedy
34:29Cause I'm so greedy
34:31I'm so greedy
34:33I ain't fucking funny
34:34I'm physically obsessed and I'm greedy.
34:38So I'm greedy.
34:40So I'm greedy.
34:43And I know that I'm greedy, but I'm greedy.
34:46So I'm greedy.
34:53Ladies, I've made my decision.
34:57Nina Bonina Brown, Shantae, you stay.
35:03You may join the other girls.
35:06Valentina, I thought you had the stuff to go all the way.
35:12Now, sashay away.
35:15I'm so humiliated tonight.
35:18I want to be here so bad.
35:20I don't want to go.
35:25Los quiero mucho.
35:27I never imagined this is the way that it was going to end.
35:32I wanted to leave putting up a good fight.
35:35And that's something I wasn't able to do today.
35:38But I don't want to leave feeling disappointed.
35:40I want to leave here feeling grateful.
35:47My queens, never give up.
35:51And remember, you can't love yourself.
35:53How in the hell you don't love somebody else?
35:56Can I get an amen up in here?
35:57Amen.
35:58All right, now let the music play.