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00:09I just had to lip sync against Britta and I sent her home and it's sad.
00:15Sis, share the joy.
00:17XO, Britta, bitch.
00:18Britta, bitch.
00:19We love you, Britta.
00:20We love you.
00:22It's okay.
00:23I'm so sad.
00:24I didn't know how badly Britta wanted this and she's one of my best friends.
00:31It sucks to see you go.
00:33To Britta.
00:35Britta is one of my best friends in the world.
00:39I see how much Britta tries and it just sucks to see somebody that you care about have their
00:44dream strip away from them.
00:46Gigi, you've won three times.
00:48This is incredible.
00:49Third time's a charm, honey.
00:50Third time's a charm.
00:51Well, hopefully there's going to be a fourth, a fifth, a sixth, like a fourth, a fifth, a
00:54sixth.
00:54Okay.
00:55I'm so happy that you won, but I'm really surprised that Jan, this wasn't your week.
01:01I'm frustrated because this is like what I do.
01:04I'm a singer.
01:04I dance.
01:05I perform.
01:06Like, that's my thing.
01:08I want to win those challenges.
01:10I want to win a challenge.
01:12And I thought that this was going to be the one.
01:15I really wanted that win.
01:17I'm frustrated.
01:18I'm angry.
01:20I'm crushed.
01:21When Jan was called safe, I could see on her face.
01:24It was like, girl.
01:25Not only did I not win the challenge, but my best friend just went home.
01:29So I'm like, it sucks.
01:35It really sucks.
01:37Like, but the worst part about it is that my best friend just went home.
01:43Yeah, she's a little salty that her friend left, but I'm thinking she's a little bit
01:47more upset that she had not won this challenge.
01:51Everyone back at home is going to be so upset that she went home.
01:54And at least if there was any consolation, it could have been that I would have won this
02:00challenge.
02:00And it just, it sucks.
02:03I think this is a buildup of weeks and weeks of her not breaking through to the judges.
02:08She also says she's really upset about Britta, but I think it's more that she's upset that
02:12neither her nor Britta have been able to live up to their reputations.
02:17We're just going to have to keep pushing ourselves.
02:19And you have to keep selling what you do the best every challenge, no matter what the
02:24challenge is.
02:24Every bitch thinks that they're going to be that star and they're going to be that bitch
02:27and they're going to win, win, win, win, win.
02:29Child, look, we all want to win this competition.
02:33My nails!
02:34I hope the girls aren't getting too cocky about the challenge wins, because the race
02:39is still on.
02:39And we all know that the big battle happens at top four.
02:42Just like the almighty Black Widow Spider, she sneaks up on a bitch.
02:47The next thing you know, you're dead.
02:51And now I'm laying eggs in you, bitch.
02:55The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills
03:00cosmetics and a cash prize of $100,000 with extra special guest judge, Chaka Khan.
03:17This morning, I feel fine.
03:19I had a very emotional week last week.
03:21Maybe the girls see that as a weakness.
03:25But bitch, I'm from New York.
03:26I cry about it, I get over it, and I'm focused on the next challenge.
03:31Hello, hello, hello!
03:32Hi!
03:34Oh, I love this outfit!
03:37Why, thank you.
03:38It is a Klein, Epstein, and Parker suit.
03:41Yes.
03:41All I wear.
03:44Ladies, when this competition is over, you'll always be bosom buddies.
03:50And who else but a bosom buddy will sit down and tell you the tea?
03:54As in, girl, your makeup is terrible.
03:59But I've got just the thing to make it better.
04:03Oh, pit crew!
04:07Ladies, for today's mini-challenge, you'll be pairing up to share the gift of shade and
04:13so much more.
04:15Now, using these wonderful products provided by FabFitFun, you need to curate a box for
04:22your bosom buddies.
04:24Uh-huh.
04:24And then you'll exchange gifts and share the love with a whole lot of shade on the side.
04:31It's okay.
04:32Now, I'm going to pair you up.
04:34Gigi Goode and Jackie Cooks.
04:37Come on over here.
04:38Crystal Method and Jada Essence Hall.
04:41Come on, Heidi.
04:42Simply Jan and Simply Heidi.
04:45Which means the widow Von Du and Sherry Pie are together at last.
04:50Okay, ladies, you've got 15 minutes to get into quick drag.
04:54Stuff those boxes and get ready for a bosom buddy's kiki.
05:00Ready, set.
05:02Gigglypuff.
05:02Oh, these boxes are so cute.
05:05What do we have here?
05:07Get that hat.
05:08This hat right here.
05:09Snatch a pair of these glasses.
05:10Yes, get some glasses.
05:11You know.
05:11Body lotion for the dry personality.
05:13Oh, oh.
05:14All right, let's become ladies.
05:16Time to be pretty.
05:18Jen, you promise you won't cry if you don't win this one?
05:20Oh, shit.
05:21Yeah, I don't know what you guys are talking about.
05:22Time's up, ladies.
05:24First up, Gigi and Jackie, you'll be kiki-ing with Crystal and Jada.
05:30Oh, my goodness.
05:32Oh, my God.
05:33The circus is in town.
05:34Hello, ladies.
05:36Maybe black is just a lot more slimming than whatever those colors are.
05:40Yeah, I'd just like to be a little bit more exciting, I guess.
05:42Yeah, well, something's got to make up for the personality.
05:47We have a little gift.
05:48Oh, we curated a box from FabFitFun.
05:52Well, that is so crazy because we also curated a box for you from FabFitFun.
05:57Oh, well.
05:58Crystal.
05:59Now, I know the judges are always saying that your makeup is just terrible.
06:04So, I got you the season one filter, okay?
06:09It's just a towel that you put over the lens of the camera.
06:15Miss Jada, I got something for you, too.
06:17Now, listen, I got you this lotion.
06:20Oh, it is perfect.
06:21And it's cruelty-free, unlike your performance as Cardi B in the Snatch Game,
06:26which was really cruel for us to watch.
06:29Okay.
06:31Gigi, I got you this face purifying cleanser so you can wash both of your faces.
06:38But which face is it?
06:39The face of the one win or the other win?
06:41Or maybe it's the third win.
06:43Or the no win.
06:46Ah, sister, I've always told you you were so beautiful.
06:50And you're like a work of art to me.
06:51Well, thank you.
06:51You know that one where they're like, ah!
06:53Yes.
06:53Screaming, yes.
06:54So, what I did was I wanted to frame your face a little bit.
06:57I brought you these beautiful sunglasses.
06:58Try them on really quickly.
06:59Gorgeous.
07:00Oh, and look, you've never looked more beautiful, Jada.
07:03This has been so fun.
07:06Well, you guys have a great day.
07:07We're going to say goodbye.
07:08Goodbye, girl.
07:09Bye, ladies.
07:14Next up, Heidi and Jan.
07:16You'll be kiki-ing with Widow and Sherry.
07:20Hello, ladies.
07:21Hi.
07:22It's so nice to see you.
07:25Well, we actually curated this box from FabFitFun for you ladies.
07:30You're so kind.
07:31Well, somebody has to be kind to you.
07:33Because life has not been at all.
07:35We also curated a box from FabFitFun just for you.
07:39Oh, how fabulous.
07:41Sherry, you're just such a strong, independent, and handsome drag queen.
07:45So, I just got you this blanket.
07:47Wow, it's very heavy.
07:49Just like you.
07:51Well, Heidi, I know that you got a lot of shit from pretty much everyone about how busted your mug
07:55is.
07:56So, I felt I should get you a new mug.
08:00Try not to crack this one.
08:01Miss Widow, I actually got you some luggage, you know, to help you pack when you get sent home.
08:07Yet, I've been safe, mostly.
08:09Safe, just coasting, yes.
08:11Oh, man.
08:13My darling, I know how much you've been struggling with your best friend leaving the competition.
08:19At least I have some friends.
08:20And so, I got you this lovely terrarium.
08:24I thought we could put some plants in it and you can water it with your salty crocodile tears.
08:29This was so lovely to catch up.
08:31Give us a call.
08:32Never.
08:33Bye, girls.
08:36Wow.
08:36You were all so giving.
08:39The winners of today's mini challenge are...
08:43Jackie Cox and Gigi Goode.
08:46Sister.
08:48Condragulations.
08:50FabFitFun is providing $1,000 and a one-year subscription to you both.
08:56Fabulous.
08:58I finally won a mini challenge.
09:00Look, it's not the challenge win, but I'll take that $1,000 gift card.
09:07Ladies, Drag Race turns queens into stars.
09:11And today's biggest stars create their own lifestyle, beauty, and wellness brands.
09:17So, for today's maxi challenge, you need to think like a star and create a ridiculously extravagant and totally unnecessary
09:26product.
09:26For a new drag queen lifestyle brand, we're calling Drew.
09:33Hashtag Drag Race.
09:34Now, after you create your posh product, you need to sell it in your own commercial.
09:39Now, I shop at Drew all the time.
09:42Oh, what is that?
09:43Oh.
09:44It's time to pull out the solid gold goose egg that I keep between me down there.
09:50Oh.
09:52It helps keep my bio rhythms in sync with the stock market.
09:56Thanks, Drew.
09:57Now, gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
10:03Oh, it's beeping again.
10:07This challenge is all about personality and selling yourself.
10:10And coming off of last week, I have to show the judges what makes me special.
10:14We will see if I achieve that.
10:16Dun, dun, dun.
10:20Coming up, we got company.
10:22Hi, everybody.
10:23Hi.
10:24Bob Harper.
10:25Now, Widow, you won one challenge.
10:27You haven't won any since.
10:29My commercial, without a doubt, has to be funny-ass shit.
10:40Child.
10:41Y'all ready to sell your brand?
10:42For this week's maxi challenge, we have to come up with an over-the-top, upper-echelon product.
10:47They're asking for a whole hell of a lot, and it's going down now.
10:50This challenge is so opposite of me.
10:52Like, this is for, like, bougie, rich people.
10:56And, Heidi, I made $9,000 last year.
10:59Working where?
11:00At my job at a gas station.
11:02Just nine?
11:02Oh, my God.
11:03The upper-echelon.
11:04I don't know how to spell echelon.
11:07Good.
11:08Hey, kitty girls.
11:10Hey.
11:10We got company.
11:12Hi, everybody.
11:13Hi.
11:13Give a big drag-raised welcome to health and fitness guru, Bob Harper.
11:18Hi, Bob.
11:20Bob's here to help me help you.
11:23Hey, man.
11:24Well, hello, Miss Heidi.
11:25You know, you have done very well in the personality department in this competition.
11:30How are you going to infuse Heidi into this product?
11:34My brand is Heidi's Multi-Purpose Lotion Soft and Supple.
11:40Thank God for that gap between your teeth so you can say that right.
11:42Oh, honey, it's coming handy many a times.
11:45Now, there's a lot of products called soft and supple.
11:47Is there?
11:47Yeah.
11:48You need to get your ass out of Ram Tour.
11:51So, are you saying that Heidi's Lotion is hydrating?
11:56That could be my new name.
11:58Did you not think of hydrating Heidi?
12:00No, I did not.
12:01Oh, my goodness.
12:02Is that trademarked now by you?
12:03It's not, but I'll see your ass in court.
12:06When you're selling something, you've got to take that name and what your product is,
12:09and you've got to somehow meld those two worlds together so when people are thinking of their product,
12:13they have Heidi's face in mind.
12:15Now, Heidi, you were in the bottom last week.
12:18You haven't won any challenges yet.
12:20You better get out there.
12:21You better act your ass.
12:22All right.
12:23I can't wait.
12:23All right.
12:25Bye.
12:30I'm not a thief, Mama Rue.
12:31I'm going to give you 2.3% of all Heidi Hydrate sales.
12:35I think that's a generous deal, and I'm looking forward to doing business with your partner.
12:41Hi, Widow.
12:42Hi, Rue.
12:42Meet Bob Harper.
12:43Hi, Bob.
12:44Nice to meet you.
12:45So, now, what is your product?
12:46My brand's called Throat Tape, my revolutionary throat coating spray, because you're gagging.
12:52Do you have a gag reflex?
12:53I mean, you don't get to be this size and, you know, can't shove things down your throat quickly.
12:58Now, does it have more than just one use?
13:00Yes, it does.
13:01It could be used as a setting spray, mace.
13:06Maybe you want to do some extra critical activities and you need to.
13:08Okay.
13:09All right.
13:09Now, Widow, so far, you won one challenge.
13:12You haven't won any since.
13:15What do you think has held you back?
13:19I, quite honestly, I don't know.
13:22What I have to do with everything that I brand myself with is really stay true to who I am.
13:26Just make sure you bring the funny.
13:27Roo says, I haven't touched the top in a while.
13:30That's pretty much all the fuck I'm thinking about right now.
13:33I'm feeling some type of way, like, I didn't come here just to, you know, fade in the background.
13:40Hi, Jan.
13:40Hi, Roo.
13:41Tell me about your product.
13:42Tell me what you got.
13:43My product is called Sure Jan.
13:45If you feel like Jan Brady and you want to be a little more Marsha, then, girl, we just got
13:49a spritz and then you're feeling the Jan to see.
13:51You could really attract a whole group of people that are kind of like, you know, the quiet little person
13:56that goes, I want to be just like Jan.
13:57Now, you came close to winning last week.
14:00I did.
14:00And you got very emotional.
14:02I did.
14:02I was upset to see one of my best friends leave.
14:07It's sad.
14:08It's not RuPaul's best friends, right?
14:09It's not.
14:10And that's why I'm...
14:11Think like a winner.
14:12If anything, it's a good thing that Britta's gone because now I don't have to worry about her.
14:17And now that she's gone, I'm really going to push it to the judges.
14:21Just make sure you bring the funny, okay?
14:23I will.
14:23I will.
14:24We'll see you out there.
14:25See you, Jan.
14:25Bye, guys.
14:27Hey, Jaycox.
14:28What is your product?
14:30Jackie's Magic Carpet Merkins.
14:32So I see that you've taken the Middle Eastern theme and you've run with that.
14:35I ran with it.
14:36And growing up, there isn't very much Middle Eastern representation, at least in things that I could watch on TV.
14:40But in the very first episode of I Dream of Jeannie, Barbara Eden actually speaks Persian.
14:45Really?
14:46For me, that was like, oh my God, I know what she's saying, you know?
14:48And it was this moment I'd never seen anyone who spoke Persian or Farsi on TV before.
14:53So I fell in love with that character.
14:55Barbara Eden played the character of the Jeannie in I Dream of Jeannie.
14:58I love her as an icon and I really admire the way she's embraced the character of Jeannie now 50
15:04years later.
15:05Why would someone need a merkin?
15:07Well, you know, sometimes the between me down there don't get enough attention.
15:10And sometimes you can really zhuzh it up with a Magic Carpet Merkin.
15:14This is the type of challenge that seems to me it's either going to go so well or it is
15:19going to crash and burn.
15:20So it's like it's going to be really interesting to see you sell this merkin.
15:24We'll see you out there.
15:25Thanks, you guys.
15:28Now listen up, ladies.
15:30In a few moments, you'll be filming your Droop commercials with the help of Bob Harper.
15:35And tomorrow on the main stage, we'll be joined by our extra special guest judge, the legendary Chaka Khan.
15:46Chaka Khan.
15:48Ah!
15:48My heart is beating so fast.
15:50I'm like salivating over here.
15:52All right.
15:52Good luck and don't fuck it up.
15:54Come on, Bob.
15:55My guys, Chaka Khan.
15:57What?
15:59My commercial, without a doubt, has to be funny as shit.
16:03I'm not going down in front of Chaka Khan.
16:06I am gagging.
16:08Coming up.
16:09Jan Tactic!
16:11Woo!
16:13Oh, yeah.
16:15The Magic Mullet.
16:18Okay, perfect.
16:25Hi, Jackie Khan.
16:26Hello.
16:27Let's do this.
16:29It's time for me to film my green screen commercial with Bob Harper.
16:32I'm ready for this.
16:33All right, so we have 20 minutes.
16:35You can use the pit crew.
16:36You can use any of the furniture provided by objects.
16:38Great.
16:38Let's set the scene.
16:39I need this big chair.
16:41And then I need my pillows.
16:42We only have 20 minutes.
16:43You are dealing with a director and a lot of cameras.
16:46You have to know exactly what you want and how you want it all to go down.
16:49So you're going to be my little harem boy, just fanning me.
16:52Oh.
16:52That's your character.
16:53Own that.
16:54I'm feeling like I'm in Jeannie's bottle right now.
16:57Exactly.
16:57This is what we're going for here.
16:59Action.
17:01Introducing Magic Carpet Merkins.
17:04And then we'll cut.
17:05And then I need someone to set the merkins while I hold this position.
17:08And then they'll appear when you hit play again.
17:11What's going on?
17:12I mean, what?
17:13Being a fan of 1960s television, I do love the stop, pause, and reset old school TV magic.
17:20But Bob's just kind of confused.
17:22Hard cut.
17:22Sound effect.
17:23Poof.
17:23I'm a genie.
17:24Oh.
17:25I'm hard cutting like it's the 60s, baby.
17:27You really are.
17:28I mean, I get it now.
17:29Barbara Eden.
17:30Elizabeth Montgomery.
17:31Send me help.
17:32Now that we know your vision, my darling, let's do another take.
17:36Introducing Jackie's Magic Carpet Merkins.
17:41So if someone can grab those merkins and set them on this table.
17:45Bryce.
17:46I'll just keep holding.
17:48Standing here frozen, waiting for those merkins.
17:52Bryce.
17:53Run.
17:54By all means, move at a glacial pace.
17:56We are just pausing the camera, moving the things into frame, and restarting the camera,
18:00just like they did it in the old days.
18:02And action.
18:05Oh my god, that's great.
18:09Okay, Gigi, we've got 20 minutes.
18:10What are we going to do?
18:11My product is called Goodnight Bitch.
18:14It's a fragrance that doubles as a highly potent sleeping aid.
18:18Okay.
18:19Knock me out.
18:20Introducing Rue Colab's newest fragrance and sleeping aid, Goodnight Bitch.
18:25And cut.
18:27Good?
18:29I like it.
18:30Do it one more time.
18:30Give me something different with Goodnight Bitch, okay?
18:32I mean, make Goodnight Bitch sound just even more important.
18:36Okay.
18:37Introducing Rue Colab's newest fragrance and sleeping aid, Goodnight Bitch.
18:42I feel like it's working, Gigi.
18:44I feel sleepy.
18:45Oh.
18:45I mean, you're very statuesque.
18:47I just need the statue to move a bit.
18:49Hi, Bob.
18:50How are you, honey?
18:50Baby, I'm good.
18:51Ready to shoot this commercial.
18:53Yep.
18:53This is going to be the winning one.
18:54It is?
18:54For sure.
18:55It's fun.
18:55Here we go.
18:57Hey, girl.
18:58It's the high energy, high melting bitch from season 12.
19:02Wow.
19:03Jan-tastic.
19:05Wow.
19:06All right.
19:07Just know this.
19:08You're coming off very intense right now.
19:10Okay.
19:10So it's like I want a couple of different levels.
19:12All right?
19:12You got it.
19:13Take a breath.
19:14You got it.
19:15Action.
19:15Hey, everyone.
19:17Introducing the all-enhancing spray to make your simple life Jan-tastic.
19:21Breathe, Jan.
19:22Breathe, honey.
19:23I'm sorry.
19:24That's okay.
19:25Next thing.
19:25What do we got?
19:26When I say one, throw it on me.
19:28And then on three, I'll drop so that it looks like it's raining as I'm going down.
19:31Oh, God.
19:32Are you really going to drop?
19:33Oh, yeah, girl.
19:33We're getting down there.
19:35Be careful.
19:36Let's do it.
19:39Oh, my head hurts.
19:41I am truly throwing everything but the kitchen sink at Bob to show them my personality.
19:46Are you okay?
19:47I'm great.
19:47Wait.
19:47How many fingers?
19:48I'm chill.
19:52And action.
19:53Oh, hey, bitch.
19:54It's Jetta Essence Hall.
19:55Now I know what you're thinking.
19:57Damn, she snatched.
19:58And you're right.
19:59I am.
20:00Wait, wait, wait.
20:00Hold on one second.
20:01Wait.
20:01You hit your mic.
20:02Don't hit your chest.
20:03Okay.
20:04Got you.
20:05Now I know what you're thinking.
20:06Damn, she snatched.
20:07And you're right.
20:08I am.
20:09Oh, fuck.
20:10I'm sorry.
20:11I'm sorry.
20:12I know what you're thinking.
20:14Damn, she snatched.
20:14Don't hit your mic.
20:16Oh, I can't.
20:16Yeah, I know.
20:17I know.
20:18It's like Celine Dion, honey.
20:19I get it.
20:19I want to do it too.
20:20Now I know what you're thinking.
20:22Damn, she looks snatched.
20:23And you're right.
20:24I am.
20:25Beautiful.
20:26Moving on.
20:26The artist formerly known as Heidi in Closet.
20:30Yes.
20:30Now, are you going to be using any of the furniture, any of these things?
20:33Yes, I had a stool here for my lotion.
20:35And where's the lotion?
20:36The lotion.
20:37She puts the lotion in the basket.
20:38She puts the lotion in the basket.
20:40Or else she gets the hose again.
20:41I am.
20:43So let's get all the narration first, okay?
20:46Okay, yeah.
20:46Action.
20:47Are you tired of your skin being...
20:50Ooh.
20:51Take two.
20:53Are you tired of your skin being thirsty and dry?
20:56Are you tired of not having so much of a tights downstairs?
21:00Cut.
21:00Big, honey.
21:01Big and funny.
21:01Sell it.
21:02Sell it, Heidi.
21:03Just like on the corner.
21:05Heidi is so funny.
21:07But she's making me laugh in between takes.
21:10As soon as you stop delivering your lines, you are cracking me up.
21:15Give me more of what you're giving when the camera turns off.
21:17Okay.
21:18On camera.
21:18On camera.
21:19You got that?
21:20Yes.
21:20Forget about everything.
21:21Just let loose, Heidi.
21:22Go, girl.
21:22Let loose, let loose.
21:23Now introducing Heidi's Hydrate.
21:26Multipurpose lotion.
21:27Yes.
21:28Made from tears of a drag queen.
21:36Mama gots a lot of personality.
21:38And if that's what they want on camera, that's what I'm going to give them.
21:43The girls are okay.
21:46My Tyra Banks.
21:48Get in there.
21:49I got to make money.
21:50I got $0.33 in my bank account.
21:58She's an actress.
21:59She really is right there.
22:01Widow Von Du.
22:02Throtay.
22:03Sounds like it could be really fun and super exciting.
22:06It's going to be all about your delivery.
22:07All right.
22:08Action.
22:08I am Widow Von Du.
22:10Humanitarian.
22:12Oh, fuck.
22:12I forgot the first couple lines.
22:14Cut.
22:15Let's start again.
22:16I'm a little nervous.
22:17And so I'm a little demure for the first take because I'm trying to just remember the
22:22shit that I wrote.
22:23Relax and action.
22:25Throtay is GMO free.
22:28Cruelty free.
22:30Oh, I forgot the next line.
22:33Oh, my Jesus.
22:35Nervous as shit.
22:37Just sell it for me.
22:39I want to remember everything I wrote, but Rue's words are sitting right on my frontal lobe.
22:46Throtay.
22:48I can't remember.
22:50So let me just remind you that your droop ad needs to be memorable, impactful, and it
22:57needs to reflect your brand.
23:03I love what you have on, by the way.
23:05Me too.
23:06All right.
23:06Let's start.
23:07Wow me.
23:09Oh, yeah.
23:10The magic mullet.
23:14Okay, perfect.
23:16Wait, what's happening?
23:17Well, I want to start and then kind of cut to the B-roll because I don't really have anything
23:21to fill in my vision.
23:23Okay, honey.
23:24Now, I worked with a team of scientists to create a product that will turn you into a fierce
23:29bitch like me in a matter of seconds.
23:31I need just a table that we can do science on.
23:35Is that a science table, Crystal?
23:37Oh, hot.
23:39All right.
23:39I am running around like a chicken with its head cut up.
23:43Hmm.
23:45I've got to scramble and get all these shots filmed because if I don't, this commercial
23:48is going to make no sense.
23:50You've got seven minutes left.
23:51We've got to power through it.
23:52Wow, Crystal, you're so gorgeous and confident.
23:54Try to be a little different.
23:56You're still giving me Crystal, okay?
23:57Okay.
23:58Wow, Crystal.
24:01Wow, Crystal.
24:03I wish I could be as gorgeous and confident as you.
24:07Sounded like Cher.
24:08I think that was it.
24:10I don't really exactly know what that was.
24:13At the end of my shoot, I'm pretty sure that I got all the shots that I need, but who
24:17knows?
24:17If not, this commercial is not going to make any sense.
24:21Coming up.
24:22Today's runway theme is Black Wedding.
24:25My take is a little bit different.
24:29Dang it, I really want to win a challenge.
24:37Here we go.
24:38It's my wedding day.
24:39I'm getting married.
24:41It's another day.
24:43So today's elimination day and somebody has to take their ass home.
24:47It's our wedding day.
24:51Today's runway theme is Black Wedding.
24:53I'm really excited for this runway.
24:54I know that the other queens have gone very expensive gowns, and my take is a little bit different, and
25:02I'm hoping that it pays off.
25:06Jan, how are you doing?
25:07I'm good.
25:08I feel like last week, obviously, was a very emotional week for me.
25:12And I also want to say, like, I was just upset about Britta leaving because I have such a high
25:20respect for her.
25:21I don't want people to think that I'm upset that I didn't win because I'm genuinely upset the most about
25:29Britta leaving.
25:31I've known Britta for years.
25:32I've looked up to her since the first day that I started doing drag in New York City.
25:36We competed against each other, and from that day, she's always been such a cheerleader for me.
25:42I know that other girls don't have the same relationship that we do, which is why I'm so emotional about
25:47it.
25:47Because I know the tremendous amount of pressure and stress and effort that she puts into her drag.
25:54I'm not denying that I was, like, not thrilled that I didn't win.
25:58It just makes me want to work harder and show the judges that I'm not just somebody who's going to
26:02do well in a musical.
26:03I can do well in different elements of this competition.
26:07And I think I did that this week.
26:10When Jan's frustrated and in her head about things, she jumps into this little voice, and you can tell that
26:15all of a sudden things aren't going well.
26:16I think this competition has shaken her.
26:22I'm so happy you're all my season 12 sisters.
26:25Talking about sisters.
26:27Anybody think that they can do a good impression of one of your sisters?
26:31Yes, bitch.
26:32Oh, hey, guys.
26:33Really emotional this week.
26:36Okay, everybody.
26:36I'm so excited.
26:37We're in the workroom again today.
26:38Are you feeling the Jantasy?
26:40Oh, my God.
26:40I'm just here living my Jantasy.
26:42I know I look like a woman.
26:44Oh.
26:45What's happening in here, girls?
26:47We're doing impressions.
26:47Do you have any impressions of any of the cast members?
26:50Well, I don't really have any impressions of anyone except for Crystal Method.
26:55Oh, my God.
26:56Look, I'll be eight.
26:59She just starts off.
27:01It goes so handy.
27:03Oh.
27:26Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
27:30Michelle Visage.
27:32Are you buying what I'm selling?
27:33Well, baby, you know me.
27:34If I can't sell it, I'm just going to sit on it.
27:40Miss Ruth Brown.
27:41Yes.
27:42The hilarious Ross Matthews.
27:44Now, Ross, do you ever shop on Droop?
27:47Only if I have a Droop on.
27:49That stuff's expensive, Ruth.
27:52And my friend, Chaka Khan.
27:54Tell me something good.
27:57A lot of money.
28:02We love you.
28:03Thank you so much for coming.
28:05Thank you for having me here.
28:06It's a pleasure to be here with you.
28:07This week, we challenged our queens to create a sickening product for the new drag lifestyle
28:12brand, Droop.
28:14And tonight on the runway, category is Black Wedding.
28:19Gentlemen, start your engines.
28:21And may the best woman win.
28:24Coming up.
28:25Guess who's black in the house.
28:27Death Becomes Her.
28:29Oh.
28:31Oh.
28:39The category is Black Wedding.
28:42Why'd it gotta be wedding?
28:44First up, Jay Cox.
28:47She's making a very veiled threat.
28:49My inspiration is a beautiful bride waiting for her husband to come back from war.
28:54Donnie, are you coming back?
28:55I received the letter.
28:56It's been killed in combat.
28:58The Black Wedding has become a funeral.
29:01She's the actress.
29:02Yeah.
29:02I think she's looking for Godot.
29:06Jan.
29:07Simply Jan.
29:08It's gorgeous.
29:09Um, ma'am, there's no smoking in here.
29:12I am dressed in so many layers of organdy, crinoline, sparkle, shimmer.
29:17I'm feeling my Jan to see hard core.
29:20I take my ring off and I flip this entire wedding on its head.
29:24Oh.
29:24That's gonna hurt coming out.
29:26Yeah.
29:26I love I don't.
29:28Uh-huh.
29:28Take that, Melania.
29:30Jada Essence Hall.
29:32Oh, she's rich.
29:33Black diamonds are forever.
29:35Yes, darling.
29:35I am a trophy wife, honey.
29:37I am coming out here.
29:38I finally got this fat-ass ring that I have been waiting for all my life.
29:42I'm just ready to walk down this aisle and get this money.
29:44I mean, man.
29:45Guess who's black in the house?
29:48She's a nice gay for a black wedding.
29:52Gigi, good.
29:53Oh, my God.
29:54So pretty.
29:55So gorgeous.
29:55Next level.
29:56My silhouette is inspired by the classic Christian Dior new look.
30:00I'm cinched in at the waist and then just jutting out at the hips.
30:04I have my tiny little wedding ring that you just have to squint to see because I can't
30:09over-accessorize in this type of look.
30:11She loves some black tulle.
30:13But who doesn't?
30:15Cherry pie in the library with a candlestick.
30:20Got a light?
30:23My bride may or may not be dead, letting the candle lead me through the hallways of my dilapidated
30:30old mansion.
30:31She is looking for her wedding, but thank God she's got a candle because it's dark in
30:35here.
30:35Michelle, can you candle this?
30:38I don't think I can candle this.
30:41Woo!
30:42Heidi.
30:43Tiara, I hardly know you.
30:45Heidi is the new black.
30:47Heidi's the new black.
30:48I've chosen this elegant black gown.
30:51It has this big cone shoulder piece that wraps around me and, you know, makes me feel secure
30:55because it's my wedding day.
30:56All eyes are on me at my wedding.
30:58Can you nobody take my day away from me?
31:01She done already done drove hearses.
31:05The widow, Von Doove.
31:07She got a standing bovation.
31:09She looks like Mary Wilson a little bit.
31:11Kind of so I can see it.
31:12I am wearing this sequined gown with this beautiful giant train and then when I take
31:19off that mask, boom, bitch.
31:21Look at it in my eyes.
31:22She ain't got no soul.
31:23Peekaroo.
31:25She's registered at Bed Black and Beyond.
31:27Yes.
31:29Crystal Method.
31:30She is dying to get married.
31:32Oh, Lord of the mess, yes.
31:33I'm serving an undead bride who just dug her way out of her grave to find her love.
31:39I am loving my character.
31:40My gloves are even ripped at the fingertips because when you die, your nails keep growing.
31:44I'm covered in dust.
31:46I think I look drop-dead gorgeous.
31:48Um, there's a shampoo for that.
31:50Death becomes her.
31:55Coming up.
31:56You look so gorgeous tonight.
31:58I think you're so freaking funny.
32:01Meh.
32:06Welcome, ladies.
32:08It is time for the judges' critiques.
32:10First up, Jackie Cox.
32:13Let's take a look at your Droop commercial.
32:17When you're out at the discotheque, does your snatch game got you down?
32:20Is your hoo-hoo looking more ho-hum?
32:23Well, Jackie Cox has the solution for you.
32:27Introducing Jackie's magic carpet merkin.
32:31What is this merkin, you ask?
32:33Jackie Cox has the answers.
32:35For you.
32:36A merkin is a wig for your very own cave of wonders, originally worn by ladies of the night.
32:42Hookers.
32:43Jackie's magic carpet merkins will spruce up any queen's look.
32:47Plus, that special man in your life can wear it too.
32:50Not there.
32:51There.
32:52Jackie's magic carpet merkins are a wish come true.
32:57For you.
32:57The carpets may not match the drakes.
32:59The group is not responsible for any rashes, hives, or gout that may occur from using magic carpet merkins.
33:02Jackie Cox is not a genie.
33:04But don't tell her that.
33:07All right, Jackie, let's go to the judges.
33:09Well, for starters, I think you look really beautiful.
33:11I get who this woman is right away.
33:13And I love that you were telling a story on the runway too.
33:15I actually really enjoyed your infomercial.
33:18You had elements of old school in there with the for you.
33:21And some really funny jokes that landed.
33:23Your whole infomercial was thought out.
33:25From the way you wrote it to knowing that you were going to turn to the camera and have that
33:28be a gimmick.
33:29Well done.
33:30I think you did a great job.
33:31Did she make you want to buy a merkin?
33:33What is a merkin?
33:34It's a vagina wig.
33:38That's the best stuff I've learned this year.
33:42She's living the merkin dream.
33:44That's right.
33:45Thanks, Jackie.
33:47Thank you, RuPaul.
33:48Up next, Jan.
33:49Simply Jan.
33:51Hey, everyone.
33:53It's the high-energy, high-belting, highly positive bitch from season 12, Jan.
33:58Simply Jan.
34:00Have you ever wanted to feel the Jan-to-see?
34:05Well, girl, now you can.
34:08Introducing Sure Jan.
34:09The all-enhancing spray that'll make your simple life Jan-tastic.
34:14Tired of being the boring, ugly sister that can't get a buck?
34:17Ooh.
34:18Sure Jan.
34:19Jan-tastic.
34:21Tired of sounding like a fucked-up car motor?
34:23Ah!
34:26Sure Jan.
34:27Ah!
34:29Jan-tastic.
34:31Tired of sitting at home complaining instead of doing something about it?
34:34Sure Jan.
34:35Jan-tastic.
34:37You can get Sure Jan for $69.
34:40So what are you waiting for?
34:42Feel the Jan-to-see with Sure Jan.
34:45Jan, you look so gorgeous tonight.
34:48You look beautiful.
34:49Thank you so much.
34:51I love everything about this.
34:52I would wear that to my wedding.
34:54With your infomercial, between making you feel better and then you in-depth drops, then you're going to be a
35:00better singer.
35:00I think you tried to fit so much in that it became convoluted.
35:05Okay.
35:05I loved the puns in your video.
35:07Everything with Jan.
35:08But you had so much energy that it started at 100 and stayed there.
35:12The whole house!
35:13We need peaks and valleys because we don't know where to go, what to follow you.
35:16We get exhausted.
35:17Right.
35:18It was a little...
35:21Up next, Jada Essence Hall.
35:25Oh hey bitch!
35:26It's Jada Essence Hall.
35:27Terrible actress from Gay's Anatomy and world famous rich drag queen.
35:31Now I know what you're thinking.
35:33Damn she looks snatched.
35:34And you're right.
35:35But why the hell am I really here?
35:38Crotch got you down?
35:39Lumpy bumpy tuck?
35:41Sticky mess and bubble gum crotch?
35:43Ouch!
35:43Then you need the Luxura Tuck.
35:46At a modest $5,000 per pair, these panties are sourced from the silk of rare tarantulas found in the
35:51Glamazonian rainforest.
35:52And made for strength, stretch, luxury, and pulling back those little lady bits.
35:57Anaconda?
35:58I don't even know her!
36:01Each Luxura Tuck is crafted with a diamond encrusted monogram
36:04and offering anyone who wants to let the world know that you are indeed that bitch.
36:08Get snatched from the front all the way to the back with a Luxura Tuck.
36:15I love this look.
36:17Because it's so gorgeous.
36:18I mean any girl would want this dress.
36:20And any man would want this dress too.
36:22You were so good in your infomercial.
36:25Because right out of the gate you made a joke that let us know it was okay to laugh.
36:29Terrible actress from Gay's Anatomy.
36:30I think you're so freaking funny, bitch.
36:35That is so funny.
36:36You hit the jokes where they needed to be, so we actually had time to laugh and continue to listen.
36:41You were actually selling a real product that I would probably buy.
36:45Well, you need one.
36:45I do.
36:48Up next, Gigi Good.
36:51Hi.
36:52I'm better than you.
36:53And in the rare case you're anything like me, you find it hard to get a good night's sleep
36:57after a long day of competing for the title of America's Next Drag Superstar.
37:00Introducing Rucco Lab's newest fragrance and sleeping aid, Goodnight Bitch.
37:05With subtle notes of lavender, horse tranquilizer, and pine, Goodnight Bitch is designed to help you fall asleep faster and
37:13stay asleep longer.
37:15Possibly for days.
37:17For just $18,500 or roughly the prize money for three maxi challenges and two mini challenges, you'll finally wake
37:25up feeling fully rested and only slightly constipated.
37:29Don't just wait to fall asleep.
37:30Get knocked the fuck out.
37:32Goodnight, bitch.
37:37Tonight on the runway, my gosh.
37:40Oof.
37:41Stunning.
37:42You really do look like a picture.
37:44Picture perfect.
37:45Your infomercial just felt a little clunky.
37:49And it's like you couldn't get your rhythm in it.
37:51Goodnight, bitch.
37:52And that's where some of the jokes were lost.
37:54Like, even when you were listing the ingredients, right?
37:57You want to end on the funny one.
37:58Okay.
37:59There's a pine, this, and horse tranquilizer.
38:02Oh, that's when we laugh.
38:04Meh.
38:05On the video.
38:08Up next, I hope y'all save room for some sherry pie.
38:13Nothing better to do than count your money.
38:15I just have so much money.
38:18I'm sherry pie.
38:19And if you're tired of counting your money, then boy, oh boy, I have something that you can spend it
38:26on.
38:26Sherry pies or a pie.
38:28Sherry pies or a pie is all natural, guaranteeing to turn any aura from drab to fab.
38:36I know what you're thinking.
38:38Does this work?
38:39What is an aura?
38:41How did you become so good looking?
38:44I don't know the answer to any of those questions, but I do know how much it costs.
38:50$350 a slice.
38:52The newest, hardest treat for the financially elite.
38:57Get yours now.
39:00All right, let's go to the judges.
39:01You're performing with such ease in the infomercial, but then I realized we're about halfway through before we get a
39:07joke.
39:08Yeah.
39:08Right?
39:09I don't know, it's like a racehorse who just sort of trotted the first half of the race.
39:12I'm not going to win that way.
39:14I just wanted more from you, especially in this challenge.
39:17Tonight on the runway, however, you gave us all of the extra more that we were looking for.
39:21It was all very beautiful.
39:23Up next, Heidi.
39:26Are you tired of your skin being thirsty and dry?
39:29Are you tired of having a not-so-tight...
39:32Downstairs?
39:32Now introducing Heidi's Hydrate multi-purpose lotion, made from silks and fattens, as well as tears of a drag queen.
39:43Fine!
39:49Uses range from frying chicken to waxing a car and vaginal rejuvenation.
39:59All this can be yours for $699.96.
40:06Heidi's Hydrate may cause hair loss, mood swings, and uncontrollable flatulence.
40:11Ooh, I skipped one.
40:13Heidi's Hydrate.
40:14Bitch, I told you it could cause hair loss.
40:20Tonight on the runway, I think this is a beautiful gown on you.
40:23Let me tell you, that dress is cut within an inch of all of our lives.
40:28I mean, that's the cut for every woman.
40:32You have this ability to show your heart.
40:36Then we watch your video, and you're hilarious, too.
40:39It's just so fun to see somebody who I instantly love have all the goods to back it up.
40:45The tear thing was hilarious, the whistling through the teeth when you were speaking.
40:49It was so funny and so much fun to watch.
40:52So, Heidi.
40:53Yeah?
40:53First of all, you know I'm going to sue your black ass.
40:55Oh, cool. Here we go.
40:56Lo and behold, this bitch just stole my idea.
41:00That's a mark against you, but at the same time, it's a mark for you because you are listening.
41:05You did really good.
41:05Very funny.
41:06But just keep this in mind.
41:08I now own 51% of Heidi Hydrate.
41:13Coming up, I want to ask each of you, who should go home tonight?
41:24Up next, the Widow Von Du.
41:27All right.
41:28Hello.
41:30I am Widow Von Du.
41:32Humanitarian.
41:34Philanthropist.
41:35Organ donor.
41:36Are you wanting to be a Broadway actress?
41:38Maybe a singer.
41:39Maybe you want to do some extracurricular activities this weekend.
41:43Wink.
41:43Wink.
41:44Well, have I got good news for you.
41:46I introduce to you my revolutionary throat coating spray, Throatay.
41:50Because, bitch, you're gagging.
41:53Every bottle has a non-lethal dosage of Black Widow venom just to give you that extra little tingly sensation
41:59deep inside.
42:00Throatay has so many different uses.
42:03Mace.
42:05Setting spray.
42:06Or even cleaning the kitchen.
42:09You can coat your Throatay today.
42:12Because you're gagging, bitches.
42:16Tonight on the runway, it was gorgeous.
42:18I love the veil with the crystals.
42:19That's hot.
42:20I think that's really effective.
42:22In the infomercial, I felt like you were just kind of sitting there, a matter of factly, just kind of
42:26saying things.
42:28I needed a whole lot more funny.
42:30I don't know what happened.
42:32You see what I'm seeing, though, right?
42:33Yes.
42:34What was missing from the infomercial was the joy.
42:39Why do you think that happened?
42:43I don't know.
42:44I really don't know.
42:47It just seems like something is crushing me, and I don't know what it is, and it's keeping me from
42:51doing better.
42:52I don't know.
42:54This is where it gets really, really tough.
42:57This is where all of the self-doubt and saboteur pops up and tries to derail your path.
43:04I really wanted to do well in front of the judges, and especially in front of Chaka Khan.
43:08I've waited forever to finally be in the presence of you, and I wanted this so bad.
43:16This is a bad review.
43:18Don't take it too deeply to your heart.
43:20This could be a turning point for you, you know that?
43:22I see great promise in you.
43:25Hear what she's saying to you, Widow.
43:27Hear it and own it, really, because this is important.
43:32Up next, Crystal Method.
43:35Boo.
43:38Oh, hey, it's me, Crystal Method, drag legend.
43:42You know, people are always telling me…
43:44Wow, Crystal, I wish I could be as gorgeous and confident as you.
43:50Well, I've been working on a project with a few scientists that will turn you into a fierce bitch like
43:55me in a matter of seconds.
43:56The Magic Mullet.
43:58Made from a unique blend of hair, collected from the tails of squirrels and raccoons,
44:02each headband is infused with our advanced droop technology,
44:05which releases hormones into the brain to increase strength and sex drive.
44:09The Magic Mullet is super absorbent and dishwasher safe.
44:13Making it perfect for working out.
44:16Don't waste years of your life waiting for your hair to grow out long and beautiful like mine,
44:20because you could dye it any minute.
44:21What are you waiting for?
44:24Wow.
44:25Thanks, Magic Mullet.
44:26The Magic Mullet.
44:27Get the party started.
44:32I think this look is to die for.
44:35I'm like a horror film fanatic.
44:38It all works.
44:39You look great.
44:40And again, Crystal, we get to see a different side of your makeup skin.
44:44The Magic Mullet was really smart, because you've heard Ru talk about your mullet,
44:48and you played on something that you know he's obsessed with,
44:51and you just sold it.
44:52It was hilarious.
44:53My favorite shot was when you were hammering the wig.
44:57I just really wanted to let you all know how silly and crazy I am, so...
45:01Oh, we know.
45:03Thank you so much, Crystal.
45:04All right, ladies.
45:06Since we're all together, I want to ask each of you.
45:11Who should go home tonight?
45:13And why?
45:15Let's start with Jackie Cox.
45:18If one of us has to go home, I laughed the least at Widows.
45:22Jen, who do you think should go home tonight?
45:24I would have to say Widow as well.
45:27All right, Jada.
45:28I would also have to say Widow.
45:31Gigi.
45:31I agree with my sisters.
45:33I would say Widow.
45:34All right, Sherry.
45:35Widow.
45:36Heidi.
45:37What say you?
45:40This is hard.
45:42Say it.
45:44She's one of my best friends here, and it's tearing me up to say this.
45:48This is solely based off the video of Widow.
45:51All right.
45:52So, Widow, who do you think should go home tonight and why?
45:59The only other video I saw that was as bad as mine was Jan's.
46:02All right, Crystal.
46:05I've known Widow since I started doing drag.
46:07I didn't see Widow in that video.
46:09I would have to say Widow.
46:12Thank you, ladies, for your honesty.
46:15While you untalk backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
46:19You may leave the stage.
46:22All right.
46:22Now, just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?
46:26Let's start with Jackie Cox.
46:27Jackie Cox's infomercial was a home run.
46:29And it was clever, you know.
46:31But you weren't familiar with the Merkin.
46:32No, I wasn't then.
46:33Actually, it was educational videos.
46:38Jan.
46:38She's like an excited kid who just wants to play.
46:41Please.
46:41And please, she does.
46:42She's very talented.
46:43I just think that Jan is gunning too hard and it's now coming back to bite her.
46:48I just need you to take a breath and kind of focus and fine tune.
46:52Jada Essence Hall.
46:54She's hella funny.
46:55She could be a comedian.
46:57This girl is the dark horse of the competition.
46:59Every single week we see another layer peeled away and we say more and more Jada.
47:04Gigi, good.
47:06She just didn't have it in the infomercial challenge.
47:09It just didn't work.
47:10Bottom line.
47:11Or top line.
47:12I don't know her.
47:12Yeah.
47:14Sherry Pie.
47:15In her infomercial, listen, it did not suck.
47:17It just wasn't up to Sherry Pie level.
47:19I don't think it was a terrible week for her, but there may be some room for some of these
47:23other queens to step in front of her in line.
47:26Heidi.
47:26She surprised me because I didn't expect to laugh so hard at her infomercial.
47:31Look, it was funny.
47:31The unexpected twist in rhythm that makes something really funny.
47:36She's amazing.
47:38She's going to go far.
47:40Widow Von Du.
47:41She didn't do the very best commercial.
47:43Wink.
47:44Wink.
47:45It came across as flat.
47:46And we know Widow to be big and boisterous.
47:48We've seen this before, right?
47:49When a great queen has a lot of momentum and maybe they start thinking about their position
47:54in the competition and then that gets them out of actually winning.
47:57Yeah.
47:58Crystal Method.
47:59Crystal Method has done the biggest 180 in this competition.
48:04That infomercial was frickin' hilarious.
48:06Mm-hmm.
48:07She's one of my favorites, of course.
48:08Ooh.
48:09So exciting to see what's happened with Crystal.
48:11Pay attention to that one.
48:13She's a threat.
48:14All right.
48:14Silence.
48:15I've made my decision.
48:17Bring back my girls.
48:24Welcome back, ladies.
48:26I've made some decisions.
48:30Heidi, I loved your performance so much this week.
48:33I want to marry it.
48:35Crystal Method.
48:36Your mullets were magic.
48:39And your zombie gave us life.
48:42Jada Essence Hall.
48:43Your anaconda don't.
48:46But your luxury tuck do.
48:49Jackie Cox.
48:50This week, your merkin' was workin'.
48:54Heidi.
48:56Condragulations.
48:56You are the winner of this week's challenge.
48:58Yay.
49:00Yay.
49:01Yay.
49:01I win.
49:02Oh, bitch.
49:03Heidi, you've won a cash prize of $5,000.
49:07So.
49:08Boom.
49:09Very much.
49:13Jada, Crystal, Jackie, you are all safe.
49:16The four of you may step to the back of the stage.
49:27Gigi Good.
49:28On the runway, you had a good night, bitch.
49:30But your commercial was sleeper.
49:36You're safe.
49:40Widow Von Du.
49:42On the runway, you were dazzling.
49:45But your commercial did not leave us gagging.
49:48I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
49:53Sherry Pie, the judges ate up your runway look, but your aura pie was a little undercooked.
50:02Jan, we love your black wedding look, but your commercial left us unsure, Jan.
50:13Sherry Pie, you're safe.
50:21You may join the other girls.
50:26Jan, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
50:30I don't want to go home.
50:31I have so much more to offer this competition.
50:34I'm not going down without a fight.
50:36Two queens stand before me.
50:39Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of This Is My Night by the legend
50:45Shaka Khan.
50:46Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
50:54The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
51:04I am not going the fuck home.
51:07Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
51:41This is my life
51:43I'm gonna do it just right
51:46I'm gonna let the magic join
51:48This is my life
51:51I'm gonna do it just right
51:53I'm gonna let the magic join
51:58I feel like winning
52:00I don't know the reason
52:02Something to let it ride
52:07Widow is really selling the words and the emotion of this song
52:10I think Shaka Khan's soul has now entered Widow
52:13And is coming alive on the stage
52:18This is my life
52:21I'm gonna do it just right
52:23I'm gonna let the magic join
52:26This is my life
52:28I'm gonna do it just right
52:31I'm gonna let the magic join
52:38I am pulling out my moves
52:40And dancing the house down
52:42Showing the judges how badly I want to be here
53:11Ladies, I've made my decision
53:19Widow Von Du
53:20Shantae, you stay
53:28Widow, you may join the other girls
53:29Thank you
53:31Jan
53:32You are simply fabulous
53:35And never forget that
53:37Now
53:38Sashay away
53:39Thank you so much for this amazing opportunity
53:43I really did my best
53:44And I hope to make you proud in the future
53:53America, world
53:54Thank you so much
53:56I hope you got to get to know me a little bit more
53:58And everyone
54:00Get ready to feel the chance to see
54:04Bye
54:10I made it
54:10I got to RuPaul's Drag Race
54:12The most disappointing thing about being eliminated is not making it to the top four
54:16I saw myself up there with the best girls
54:19One bad week and it could be your time
54:22Just disappointed that this was my week
54:24I looked so good tonight
54:25Damn
54:30Condragulations ladies
54:31And remember
54:33If you can't love yourself
54:34How in the hell are you going to love somebody else
54:36Can I get an amen in here?
54:37Amen
54:39Alright, now let the music play