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00:00:06We have no more Robin fierce her run here was not as long as I thought it was gonna be
00:00:12but I can't wait to see what
00:00:13She's gonna pull out in the future Lucy's ladies ho and Jax. I'm blocking you
00:00:20It is very hard to say bye to Robin because I know how badly she wants it
00:00:24But this is a competition and I got to worry about myself and no one else
00:00:28So did anybody expect to be in the top and they were safe or in the bottom?
00:00:32I was shocked on behalf of my group. I thought that my entire group should have been in the top.
00:00:36Honestly. Yeah
00:00:36I'm glad that I was up there for us at least. Yeah
00:00:41Also a little birdie told me some things happened in Untucked. She's always got a little bird on her shoulder
00:00:47Basically Malaysia has some opinions about how me and you were dead set on heavy metal
00:00:52The reason why I stood my ground is because I felt like their group was being bullied
00:00:56It was like, oh, we're doing it. It's ours
00:00:58I think we should stop using the bully word y'all were still giving us the same amount of pushback
00:01:02after y'all had already
00:01:04I'm sorry. I'm so sick of talking about this. Please do not cut me off. Ever. Okay. I'm sorry. Do
00:01:09not disrespect me
00:01:09I've never disrespected you ever
00:01:14Did you want to comment babe
00:01:16She said what I said
00:01:19Okay, here's work
00:01:22I'm a very understanding person, but if you have something to say say to my face whenever I was laughing
00:01:28It's because I think y'all were taking it very serious
00:01:30So for me, I was laughing because it really wasn't a big deal to me
00:01:34Right, but you realize how patronizing that is when you laugh at people when we're all trying to figure out
00:01:38like a common solution
00:01:40I don't appreciate Sasha trying to utilize every moment to be a teaching moment for us as if she is
00:01:45Fucking dumbledore or something. I didn't think it was that serious in the moment. I wouldn't have been doing it
00:01:50like that
00:01:51Yeah, and that's why I was like, well, maybe this is just like tactic just to like be like, you
00:01:54know, be in a group
00:01:55Like not it's not saying tactic is bad. No, but like just being like, okay, well, maybe like let's just
00:01:59like
00:01:59Yeah, I apologize if I made you feel that way because that was not my intent
00:02:03So if I ever make you feel that way all you gotta do is tell me
00:02:06I'm a very understanding person
00:02:08But what you don't have to do is speak about it when I'm not in the room. Well, thank you
00:02:11both. I like that we got to resolve that but my sister
00:02:14Come on Sasha used her words and we resolve the issue and if you don't feel like talking right now,
00:02:19that's fine
00:02:20That's all you gotta say
00:02:23It's not funny. I'm laughing because it's fucking awkward because we weren't in untucked bitch
00:02:27You're mad because I don't know what the fuck now
00:02:30You're trying to piss me off when I don't feel like I did anything now. I'm seeing mistress is true
00:02:34colors
00:02:34She's fired up and she's poking and she's being that mean girl
00:02:39Y'all are saying like oh, we could have had a conversation. No, you couldn't have had a conversation
00:02:43I'm an adult. I can have a conversation
00:02:45I'm not gonna go back and forth on this conversation because it's getting nowhere
00:02:47I apologize if I made you feel that way
00:02:49But at the end of the day, I'm not gonna apologize for how I felt in that moment and for
00:02:53how it went
00:02:53And that's the same way and that's why I said what I said
00:02:58Oh
00:03:00Well, you have a blessed night
00:03:02As will I
00:03:03This is a turning point
00:03:04It was fun and games before but I think they're both pissed like this is some real ish right here
00:03:08The girls don't want to see me mad trust me girl
00:03:11I'm not going to apologize for having fun, but if y'all don't want me to have fun let the
00:03:16games begin
00:03:17Right now it's like world war drag race the battle is on and may the best drag queen win
00:03:28The winner of rupaul's drag race receives a one-year supply of anastasia beverly hills cosmetics and a gag-worthy
00:03:34grand prize of
00:03:34$200,000 served by cash out with extra special guest judge harvey gian
00:03:40New war drag race is the best check we win
00:03:43The best check we win
00:03:47This way
00:03:48Wait
00:03:48No
00:03:49I'm gonna throw up
00:03:51It's a new day in the workroom and we're all kind of tiptoeing in like how's everybody doing today
00:03:59Last week was crazy
00:04:00Yeah
00:04:00Sensors were definitely flying high we just like don't know what's gonna happen or how things are gonna read
00:04:05It's just a lot of pressure and like Sasha said we're family and family have to fight it out sometimes
00:04:10And then we resolve and we move on yeah
00:04:13Malaysia's kind of making eyes at me trying to see if we're good but bitch
00:04:16I am avoiding looking at her because I am not really in the mood to talk to you
00:04:20Hello, hello, hello
00:04:24My queens
00:04:26Batten down the hatches because for this week's maxi challenge
00:04:30You'll be starring in the reboot of one of my favorite shows of all time
00:04:36The daytona wind
00:04:40Vaccine
00:04:43I'm excited because last season they added all the farts and the girls didn't even know jasmine
00:04:50I'm ready for all the surprises and I hope it's funny as hell
00:04:53Now the action still centers around three feuding drag race dynasties, but this time we're serving the show sitcom style
00:05:02Oh
00:05:07Did I do that
00:05:10And aura you won the maxi challenge last week, so you're in charge of assigning the roles
00:05:15Oh
00:05:17This is gonna be fun should I sabotage somebody
00:05:21Should I
00:05:22Racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
00:05:26Yes
00:05:29People that have been nice to me will get the parts they want
00:05:32Daytona wins 2 is all about big daddy's funeral so we have prostitutes and a bunch of honky-tonk southern
00:05:37girls
00:05:38Fancy
00:05:40The town's classiest prostitute and big daddy's mistress
00:05:44Fancy michaels is the role to get if you want to win this challenge that's going to be the one
00:05:48you want because
00:05:49Fancy calls for big personality that's perfect for me
00:05:52Is there any characters that's like stick to you fancy or hattie ruth i personally am interested in fancy
00:05:58I would really love fancy i'm also interested in fancy
00:06:02I want metal
00:06:04I actually wanted fantasy fantasy
00:06:08I don't care if those bitches want fancy's character it's over the top it's something i have never done before
00:06:14Fancy is my character and that's it period let's move on bitches let's go
00:06:18I know for a fact that i want malaysia to be the reverend
00:06:22Perfect this role is made for me i could do widow i can do leo oh i would do deandra
00:06:27there's still jackson
00:06:29I i want a jackson i immediately see the name jackson on the list and the description as a massive
00:06:35stoner and i say
00:06:36Hey i'm a massive stoner all right now that we got our parts let's get to work all the scenes
00:06:42we gather at the same table
00:06:44Yeah let's do that let's go let's do that all right ooh
00:06:47I look at my scene partner and one of my scene partners is the mistress
00:06:52I'm very confused how this is going to go at this point because
00:06:56We are not on the best of terms looking at them they have oh never mind
00:07:03I don't think anybody realized that
00:07:06Melistress Melistress
00:07:08Work couple names they ended up in the same group and i think like their whole thing is like back
00:07:13and
00:07:1340. you're cheating me it's a competition i high key hope they don't work well together so they don't do
00:07:19a good job
00:07:22So let's read it through this week's matthew challenge is the reboot of daytona wins mother has arrived
00:07:28That's like a vivacious quote right mother has arrived mother has arrived
00:07:33Is it true big daddy down on top of you they had to prime off of me it was rigmarous
00:07:39girl
00:07:40I'm saying this line and i don't even know what it means
00:07:43Like i had they had to prime off of me it was rigmarous like i don't i'm not connecting to
00:07:48that line
00:07:49Or is not doing fancy justice fancy is a funny role
00:07:52Bitch everyone in the room wanted it so you got to turn it out just a suggestion i i feel
00:07:56like you would do widow better
00:07:59Just the way you deliver things okay that's just my opinion do you want to do fancy
00:08:04I'm just not getting the references i mean if she can play it better let's do it
00:08:08I don't want to be a fail in the group and make the whole scene look stupid
00:08:12I could do fancy i think that i i feel like if we maybe do you want to try reading
00:08:15as it let's read it
00:08:16I feel like this is just mistress trying to get the bigger role
00:08:20The important thing too with acting is that you identify with the character so like for me i think
00:08:24It's so funny to just be like the that nobody wants around
00:08:27But you're like i'm here right right right right congratulations to mistress for pulling one over
00:08:32She really got the girl she said she wanted the role she didn't get it but she was not gonna
00:08:36stop until she got it
00:08:40Hi ladies it's now time to shoot daytona win too
00:08:45I know that me and mistress didn't leave off with a clear understanding of where we stood
00:08:49But at the end of the day i'm a professional so i gotta do what i gotta do
00:08:52All right we are ready and action
00:08:56Lizardine we have an ant problem your aunt wanda your aunt zelda no an a-nt problem cut cut cut
00:09:03slow
00:09:04it down a-nt like she's hard of hearing and then take your time there's a sound effect you know
00:09:11sitcom
00:09:11and action no an a-nt problem you grew up watching the disney channel you know how they
00:09:19i'm gonna give disney you don't have to do your voice instead of lizardine i'll go lizardine
00:09:25okay you want lower right no what i'm saying is i want you to feel it she looks beautiful beautiful
00:09:32gowns beautiful gowns but she is not taking direction well or at all mother has arrived
00:09:43so it feels so good to slam this door and miss your face like
00:09:48jackson can you take your mother to the kitchen please cut cut cut cut okay that's good reverend
00:09:53this is an opportunity for you to really milk it and do you speak in tongues um i could try
00:09:58action
00:09:59jackson will you take your mother to the kitchen what for because the lord he has a message for
00:10:05you shung in a hallelujah oh god you're filling it in my spirit cut cut
00:10:12i love it i think we're moving on big daddy was my lover i loved him and he loved me
00:10:19and i loved him
00:10:21right back again look we've been in the kitchen for five minutes and the lord hasn't said a word
00:10:29hey who invited a prostitute to a funeral and cut jacks i know you're trying to do a southern thing
00:10:35but can you do like oh wait how long are we supposed to be up in here the character description
00:10:39was stoner so i wasn't sure like how reserved to like do you have to make it work you know
00:10:43you bitches are trying to get a spin off here and then fancy i love what you're doing try it
00:10:47a few
00:10:47different ways have fun with it okay fancy michael you should start getting used to the way you're
00:10:52going wear pump springs no hill springs hey hey hey who would invite a prostitute to a funeral okay bye
00:11:02rihanna go go back in the kitchen rihanna hello hello okay love the timing that you two have i think
00:11:15the
00:11:15spinoff might be you two together all right yeah the show is called heaven and hell
00:11:21if ru only knew what we just been through i think we are pretty good actresses let's just say that
00:11:28all right moving on big daddy wasn't straight either i was married to for about 25 years and to that
00:11:36man
00:11:37a hole was a hole any hole is a goal any hole is a goal not a hole for that
00:11:45man any hole is goal
00:11:49aura really um my god my god and to batman a hole was a goal any hole any hole was
00:12:00a goal so say that
00:12:01line again and say it and eat it up like big daddy wasn't straight either okay whoa okay cool i
00:12:08was
00:12:08married to the man for 25 see how i'm eating up 25 okay this is the last take of this
00:12:13big daddy wasn't
00:12:14straight either i was married for 25 years and to that man any hole was a goal
00:12:23i fucked up i wish i could have kept fancy's part now so let's go ahead and get into the
00:12:30positions
00:12:30for the last two pages and action what is in these brownies
00:12:42what oh you wanted to twist
00:12:44oh my god you're kidding me the last person i thought to walk through that door
00:12:58girl it's time today we're going to be watching daytona win 2 for the first time and see the work
00:13:04that we did yesterday baby is it safe for me to sit up here this week i guess you could
00:13:09take a seat
00:13:12girl what is she about to do i know that last week was like a rocky patch for us
00:13:18but i know you probably didn't get a clear understanding of how i felt in that moment
00:13:22yeah and i know that we play a lot especially like coming from like that pageant background
00:13:26like we read and we throw jokes and insults out at each other but when it came to that particular
00:13:30challenge i just felt that you just wasn't being nice for me i just didn't want it to feel like
00:13:38clucks and i were being bullied we were being malicious because i think the verbiage of that
00:13:42could really be misconstrued and like our relationship we have been just joking around
00:13:46and being funny so like in that moment it wasn't as serious as maybe y'all felt it was if
00:13:50i made you
00:13:50feel away or uncomfortable in that moment or like you wasn't getting a clear understanding from me i
00:13:54apologize on that behalf but you know my feelings was my feelings i think that malaysia had a moment
00:14:01where she flipped the switch and i was like girl i don't know who this is and for you to
00:14:06make it seem like
00:14:07i'm bullying y'all that's not really the tea i was just cutting up we were having a good time
00:14:10like we've done every single week we've been here we kind of lean on each other for support and i
00:14:14don't
00:14:15want to lose like the person that i'm closest with like over something that could be resolved over an
00:14:19adult conversation you know i'm a very understanding person yeah but if i ever feel pushed against the
00:14:24wall bitch the beast comes out and that's why i did not want it to come i did not want
00:14:27it to get to
00:14:27that and i want to avoid it too i'm really feeling good that we can squash this tension we big
00:14:33bitches so
00:14:33at least watch anything
00:14:51cover girl put the face in your wall head to toe let your whole body talk yes ma'am
00:15:00welcome to the main stage of rupaul's drag race the mark to my mindy it's michelle visage
00:15:08michelle what's your favorite old sitcom catchphrase kiss my grit style superstar carson kressley how about
00:15:17you sit on it rue and the absolutely fabulous harvey gian how are you feeling dynamite
00:15:27who this week we challenged our queens to show off their comedy chops in a reboot of daytona wind
00:15:35tonight on the runway category is puffer please racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
00:15:50first up lucy laduka who you gonna call lucy baby i am serving the most iconic puffer look that i
00:15:59could
00:15:59think of the stay puffed marshmallow woman oh i can see her fluffernutter spice this outfit is giving you
00:16:08spice spice baby i'm just feeling icy and frosty and i'm loving every second of it sasha colby
00:16:16i feel so sexy in this look i'm giving you puffer jacket then i'm giving you puffer vest then i'm
00:16:21giving you puffer suspenders parachute moment this is everything flow like a butterfly stay like a bee
00:16:30luxe nor london this look is the iconic peak and black suit that jackie kennedy famously sported
00:16:36but with a futuristic the jetsons kind of twist on it boom bang pow i crushed it malaysia baby dog
00:16:46fox
00:16:47i am a housewife out in the cold baby servant frozen lemonade baby i'm that bitch
00:16:55aura mayari my silhouette is a big kimono it's probably 50 pounds but it is painful to be beautiful
00:17:04hate to see you go but i love to see you sleep jacks ooh now you know what the buzz
00:17:09is all about
00:17:10i got my stinger on the back of my puffer the yellow and black bumblebee pattern she's cute
00:17:16she's fun but don't mess with her because you're gonna get stung mistress isabel brooks a puffer coat
00:17:22on a big girl would be an absolute disaster you want to make sure that you're doing a silhouette
00:17:27that's gonna make the right things stand out i feel so glamorous this is like one of my most
00:17:31fashionable moments anitra i'm representing the las vegas state bird which is the prostitute
00:17:37it's fur lined for warmth because hoes do get cold marcia marcia took a summer trip to like the swiss
00:17:45alps and she's really confused why it's cold marcia may have frostbite but baby this runway is on fire
00:17:52she made less titties if as titties lived in an igloo this is what she would wear to school okay
00:17:57she
00:17:57got everything she needed in her puffer coat and it's cold out here in the north pole so as titties
00:18:01eat hot cheetos to stay warm oh but then she runs out does she have more yes oh oh her
00:18:07pussy is on fire
00:18:12welcome ladies it is time for the world premiere of daytona win
00:18:36daytona win was filmed in front of a jive studio audience oh we sure are gonna miss you big daddy
00:18:45but i sure won't miss your terrible gas
00:18:51lizardine we have an ant problem
00:18:58which one your aunt zelda or your aunt wanda no an a aunt tea problem jackson's ant farm broke
00:19:05and red fire ants are everywhere and on the day of big daddy's funeral
00:19:12i feel very attacked
00:19:21yep we're still together
00:19:28nicely and leo so good to see you
00:19:31your father was a special man nothing could clear a room faster than his terrible jokes
00:19:38and his terrible gas
00:19:42is there something wrong darling
00:19:45i was just feeling big daddy's spirit that man was always putting his foot down
00:19:50i think i feel the spirits
00:20:07Oh, there's a pinch on my backside.
00:20:09That sounds like Big Daddy, all right.
00:20:17Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today.
00:20:21Shining like a river.
00:20:24Huh?
00:20:25River.
00:20:27Huh?
00:20:28River.
00:20:30Huh?
00:20:32River!
00:20:33We're over here.
00:20:35Hallelujah.
00:20:37We're here to celebrate the life of Big Daddy.
00:20:46Mother has arrived.
00:20:51Hallelujah.
00:20:52Who was that?
00:20:54Wrong number.
00:20:56Jackson, will you take your mother to the kitchen?
00:20:59What for?
00:21:00Because the Lord, he has a message for you.
00:21:02Hallelujah.
00:21:05Oh.
00:21:05Party.
00:21:08Let me in.
00:21:10Let me in.
00:21:13Fancy Michaels, the town of Santa.
00:21:16You should start getting used to the heat where you're going.
00:21:19Where?
00:21:19Palm Springs?
00:21:21I have a right to be here.
00:21:23Big Daddy was my lover.
00:21:24And I loved him.
00:21:27And he loved me.
00:21:28And I loved him right back again.
00:21:39Fancy Michaels.
00:21:42I can't wait to see how this turns out.
00:21:52You've got a lot of nerve to show your face here.
00:21:56Do you like it?
00:21:57I just bought it thanks to Big Daddy.
00:22:00Is it true that Big Daddy died on top of you?
00:22:04They did have to practically pry him off of me.
00:22:07It was rigor mortis, girl.
00:22:10Did you mean rigor mortis, you dumb bitch?
00:22:14Reverend, gather her.
00:22:15Good God, girls.
00:22:16Get a grip.
00:22:17This is not what Big Daddy would have wanted.
00:22:20Clearly, you don't know Big Daddy.
00:22:22Two women fighting over him, he'd have loved it.
00:22:26I was married to that man for 25 years.
00:22:30And to that man, Annie Hall was gone.
00:22:34Oh, son.
00:22:38Now, who's going to read the will?
00:22:44You know, I've never heard Cardi B in a eulogy before.
00:22:48I guess there really is some holes in the sand.
00:22:52Hey, Georgie, would you like a brownie?
00:22:54I made them with walnuts get those nuts away from my face
00:23:06Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you're a lesbian
00:23:14Sorry, I was out walking children in nature
00:23:19Ain't Hattie root have a brownie. They're fresh. Oh
00:23:23Sage you wouldn't mind if I got a little scoop of big daddy's ashes
00:23:28For my memory locket of course. Oh, of course. I don't think anybody would mind
00:23:43Big daddy is going. Oh, honey. I know but he's still with us in spirit
00:23:49No, his ashes are gone. I left the urn on the kitchen counter this morning before the service and
00:23:55It's empty
00:23:56I was in the kitchen baking brownies when it ran out of nutmeg
00:24:00But luckily there was this nice big urn full of it just sitting there
00:24:15What's that musky aftertaste?
00:24:18Ew
00:24:19Ewww!
00:24:21Because I'm what?
00:24:22Sickening?
00:24:23No, just sickening!
00:24:27What is in these brownies?
00:24:39That wasn't me.
00:24:47If you stay machete, you ain't gonna get machete!
00:24:55Big Daddy, you're alive!
00:24:58I'm back, back, back again?
00:25:01Officially!
00:25:10Oh, you wanted a quiz?
00:25:14I'll be the judge of that!
00:25:18Vangie!
00:25:20Miss Vangie!
00:25:31Of course, those surreal touches are paying homage to Tim & Eric, Awesome Show, Great Job.
00:25:36A tour de force.
00:25:39Welcome, ladies.
00:25:40I've made some decisions.
00:25:43Lucy LaDuca,
00:25:45Sasha Colby,
00:25:47Lux Noir London,
00:25:49and Selena S. Titis.
00:25:52You are safe.
00:25:55You may leave the stage.
00:26:01Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
00:26:04Starting with Spice.
00:26:06You really could have been the star of the show because you were, you know, the chief mourner.
00:26:11And I chuckled and the laugh track helped.
00:26:13It always does!
00:26:14It definitely made me think like, yeah, she's good!
00:26:17I do think that you fixated on just being the air-head-y, clueless one, which was fine,
00:26:21as long as we don't get that the entire performance.
00:26:23My big challenge for you, Spice, is going to be to do something different on the runway out here.
00:26:28It's literally choreographed the same thing every single time you come out, the purse, you turn, turn, turn.
00:26:33Yes!
00:26:35Bored.
00:26:35I can spice it up for you.
00:26:38Up next, Malaysia baby doll farts.
00:26:41As soon as I saw you, my eyes were just like glued to you.
00:26:44And I want to hear what line you have to say next.
00:26:46Sha-ma-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:26:48You just embodied it.
00:26:50And that's what we need in these acting challenges.
00:26:54Let's talk about your runway look because it's one of my favorites.
00:26:56Giving us this Nora McComaly from Minute Maid Realness.
00:27:00Love the lemonade carton as the bag.
00:27:02That's that little twist of camp that makes us smile.
00:27:05So, well done.
00:27:07Up next, Aura Mayari.
00:27:09Aura, I'm going to tell you what I love first.
00:27:12This.
00:27:13You look so beautiful.
00:27:14It's like Sandy at the end of Grease meets members of a geisha.
00:27:17And I would watch the shit out of that movie.
00:27:20However, in the acting challenge, you didn't pop for me.
00:27:24And you were the widow of Big Daddy, so you could have been really histrionic and over the top.
00:27:28You have the willingness, but it was also difficult to direct you because you had come with a set idea.
00:27:34Yeah.
00:27:34And it just wasn't working.
00:27:37Up next, Jax.
00:27:38Whereas Aura came with something that Aura thought she needed to do, you had no point of view.
00:27:45It was just lines that were said.
00:27:47Party.
00:27:48You didn't understand that line party is actually taken from a door.
00:27:52A door.
00:27:52Yeah, and she says it in this valley girl way.
00:27:55Yeah.
00:27:55Yes.
00:27:56I didn't know who Jackson was.
00:27:58I think I got too strung up in what I read as the character description, which was supposed to be
00:28:03like a stoner girl.
00:28:04Well, because it was meant to be a funny stoner girl.
00:28:06Yeah.
00:28:07Tonight on the runway, listen, I lost your eyes.
00:28:10Okay.
00:28:10I think the way you did the light in here, they became very small.
00:28:13You want bigger, you don't want smaller.
00:28:15Okay.
00:28:16Mistress Isabel Brooks.
00:28:18Oh, fancy.
00:28:19Here's your one chance and you did not let us down.
00:28:22You were another person that I just was drawn to as soon as that door opened, your energy and your
00:28:26ad-libs.
00:28:26I could tell when you were just being free and throwing those in.
00:28:28And every ad-lib you did was funny, which is very rare.
00:28:32This look, I think is really fun because you took Puffer and made it drag.
00:28:35You gave us a chap with a bell-bottom, this great bustier, and you were doing your titty twerk.
00:28:39I mean, all of that is fantastic.
00:28:42And I love when body positivity is represented, so keep doing it.
00:28:46Up next, Anitra.
00:28:48Hello.
00:28:49I thought your scenes with Marsha, Marsha, Marsha were some of the best because you were so connected with your
00:28:54scene partner.
00:28:55And that's what it's about.
00:28:56When you're working with somebody, it's about the chemistry.
00:28:58And tonight's look, it looks so cool.
00:29:00You own the stage when you walk, giving us this gastric eleganza.
00:29:03You better walk that leaky gut.
00:29:09Up next, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
00:29:11Cousin Dodie, you were so fun.
00:29:13You tell you're a theater kid, you know how to set up a joke.
00:29:15And you committed to your character the whole time.
00:29:17This look, it's kind of like Elsa, you know, if she were a slut, which I like.
00:29:22I just need more, like, dragify it.
00:29:24You know, it's icy, you're cold, sparkle it up.
00:29:27I'm gonna probably say this is the most makeup you've ever had on in your entire life.
00:29:32Yeah.
00:29:33I love that you're taking risks.
00:29:34I think bigger risks await, but we're getting there.
00:29:38So nice to hear that.
00:29:41Thank you, ladies.
00:29:42I think we've heard enough.
00:29:43While you untuck in the workroom, the judges and I will deliberate.
00:29:49Welcome back, ladies.
00:29:50I've made some decisions.
00:29:54Jax, in the challenge, your portrayal of Jackson was amiss.
00:30:02I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
00:30:06Malaysia Baby Doll Fox.
00:30:09Shamalamadingdong.
00:30:11You're safe.
00:30:16Mistress Isabelle Brooks, in the challenge, we loved you, you loved us, and we loved you back again.
00:30:24Conjaculations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
00:30:27Finally.
00:30:29You've won a cash prize of $5,000, courtesy of Got To Be Glued.
00:30:36I have one of this for so long.
00:30:38I feel like I've gotten so close so many times, and I am finally getting my moment.
00:30:44Anitra.
00:30:45Marsha.
00:30:46You're both safe.
00:30:52Spice.
00:30:52Spice.
00:30:53Your performance needed more seasoning.
00:30:56Oramayari, as the widow Davenport.
00:30:59You had a will, but you didn't find your way.
00:31:04Spice.
00:31:07You are safe.
00:31:10You may join the other girls.
00:31:12Thank you, Rue.
00:31:17Cue the sniper.
00:31:20It's the last time, I promise.
00:31:23Aura, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
00:31:27It's my first time lip syncing.
00:31:30I am feeling freaking nervous, but I'm known for my performances back home, and I'm ready to kill it.
00:31:36Two queens stand before me.
00:31:39Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
00:31:47The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
00:31:56This is my second week in the bottom two, but I'm a fierce fucking lip syncer, and no one can
00:32:04do what I do.
00:32:05Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
00:32:12You've never been to heaven, have you?
00:32:16All right, babe.
00:32:17Ooh, it's the ride of your life.
00:32:19Hold on, cause baby, I might, I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie.
00:32:24Ooh, baby, we can go fast.
00:32:26I'll drive and you just lay back.
00:32:28I got the flavor to last.
00:32:30Yeah, the sweetest pie.
00:32:32I might take you home with us.
00:32:34I might give you all.
00:32:35Let me come get you closer.
00:32:37The sweetest pie.
00:32:38Baby, I'm the sweetest.
00:32:39Here's the meanest.
00:32:40Hot girl shit, but I'm cold every season.
00:32:41Boy, he got that pipe, let him fuck to this.
00:32:43Booty like a pillow, he could use it while he's sleeping.
00:32:45Look, don't be going through my phone, cause that's the old me.
00:32:47Ain't the only one trying to be my one and only.
00:32:49Real big, moving slow, that body like cocaine.
00:32:50Need a player, but we're making it, cutting the whole team.
00:32:52Yeah!
00:32:53Looking nice.
00:32:54I got cake and I know he wanna slice it.
00:32:55Oh, what you, what you doing trying to put me on ice?
00:32:57I ain't never had a chase in my life.
00:32:59I like that nasty, that freaky stuff.
00:33:01Aura is clearly trying to block me.
00:33:03That's fine, cause I got some tricks up my sleeve right now.
00:33:06Woo!
00:33:08Hold on, cause baby, I might.
00:33:10I'mma just give you a bite.
00:33:12The sweetest pie.
00:33:13Don't bounce it, I'll take it up, put it down.
00:33:15Please let everybody get my ass.
00:33:16She ain't had it like this.
00:33:18So it's pretty like they're going gang signs on.
00:33:19One thing about me, I ain't taking no shit.
00:33:22He will.
00:33:22I know a shit out of this old people.
00:33:23Caesar, Milan, I got his train.
00:33:25Trying to let her talk and who really brought that?
00:33:27Yeah!
00:33:29You've never been to heaven, have you?
00:33:34Ooh, Mr. Rider, your life.
00:33:36Hold on, cause baby, I might.
00:33:37I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie.
00:33:42Woo!
00:33:43Yeah!
00:33:44Come on, Tiffany.
00:33:45Come on!
00:33:46Pop on!
00:33:47Ladies, I've made my decision.
00:33:55Jax, Shantae, you stay.
00:33:59You may join the other girls.
00:34:02Thank you so much.
00:34:06Aura, my dear, you are the sweetest pie.
00:34:12Now, sashay away.
00:34:21My dead dad will hunt you all.
00:34:24Oh my God!
00:34:28I didn't prepare any exit line, cause I didn't think I was going home today.
00:34:32I just won last week, and I'm in the bottom two, and going home.
00:34:35But I'm very proud of myself.
00:34:36The biggest takeaway for me, for this experience, is no matter what hardships you have in life, surround yourself with
00:34:42the people that you love.
00:34:43And do everything it takes to reach your dreams.
00:34:47Always.
00:34:52Condragulations, queens.
00:34:53And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
00:34:58Can I get an amen up in here?
00:34:59Amen!
00:35:00All right, now let the music play.
00:35:02Down to ten.
00:35:04I just sent Aura home, and she cursed us.
00:35:07I am a little terrified because she did unleash the hex of her dead father upon us all.
00:35:13Bob walked onto her first runway purse first, and Aura left that runway curse first.
00:35:18That's my second lip sync, so I sent two home.
00:35:20Lip syncing for my life, the second week in a row.
00:35:23I'm really thankful that I showed the girls that it's going to take a lot to send me home, but
00:35:29also, I don't want to be in the bottom anymore.
00:35:32Congratulations, mistress!
00:35:36You know, got a couple coins in my purse, now I'm about to act brand new.
00:35:40I end up safe this week, which really burns my marshmallow, to be honest with you.
00:35:46I'm fucking pissed.
00:35:48Okay.
00:35:50I'm very, very upset that I was not in the top.
00:35:53I'm surprised and, um, annoyed.
00:35:58I think that I did extremely well in this challenge, and I think that I carried a lot of the
00:36:03scenes that I was in.
00:36:04Lucy, if you think you're perfection, there might be a case of drag delusion, girl.
00:36:09Well, girls, I have an announcement to make.
00:36:11It's been giving Safe Spice, but I'm officially entering my top era.
00:36:14I am going to trot my way up to the top.
00:36:17Didn't they tell you to stop doing that?
00:36:18Baby, they said to stop doing that.
00:36:20The CDC should really look into making a drag delusion vaccine, because I think that at this point in the
00:36:26competition, the drag delusion might be contagious.
00:36:30Lucy, call Ru up. Tell me how you feel.
00:36:32I'm about to.
00:36:321-800-R-U-P-A-U-L.
00:36:35Ah!
00:36:37The winner of Ru Paul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics.
00:36:43And a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000.
00:36:46Served by Cash App.
00:36:48Ru Paul's Drag Race is the best drag we win.
00:36:50Best drag we win.
00:36:57All right, girl.
00:36:58It's a new day in the work room, and I am happy to enter my top era.
00:37:02I am being a full-on top, like Spice Dom top era entering right now.
00:37:08How's everybody feeling?
00:37:09Who is, like, so pissed that they haven't won a challenge yet?
00:37:11Me.
00:37:12I'm over it.
00:37:13Are you just as pissed as Lucy was as she was in the top last week?
00:37:17Oh, girl, I love you.
00:37:18I know you're my sister, but when you were on that couch just complaining about being saved,
00:37:21I was just like, shut up.
00:37:24I had one moment of being a little upset, and I don't understand why it's kind of being blown out
00:37:27of proportion.
00:37:27No, I don't think you were a little upset.
00:37:28You said, and I quote, I am fucking angry that I'm not in the car.
00:37:31I know for a fact that that bitch was pissed.
00:37:34You have a right to be mad, but, girl, own it.
00:37:36Feel how you feel, baby.
00:37:37Let it out.
00:37:38Yeah.
00:37:40Hello, hello, hello!
00:37:44Yay!
00:37:46Lady kids, we are halfway through the season, and I still haven't seen some of you lip-sync for your
00:37:52life.
00:37:53That is all about to change.
00:37:55For this week's Maxi Challenge, we're putting your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to the ultimate test
00:38:02in a good old-fashioned lip-sync Lala Perusa.
00:38:06Yeah!
00:38:09Lala Perusa is like, you remember WWE, like the SmackDown?
00:38:12It's that with lip-syncing drag queens.
00:38:14We battling each other, one goes down, one goes up.
00:38:16One goes down, one goes up.
00:38:17Who's left?
00:38:18Who got the belt?
00:38:19Get into lip-sync assassin drag, and then I'll meet you out on the main stage.
00:38:25Remember, ladies, tonight, one of you will be going home.
00:38:31Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
00:38:36All right!
00:38:38I feel like everyone is equal part excited and ready to kill it, but also nervous and ready to shit
00:38:44their pants.
00:38:45Better Lala that fucking Perusa.
00:38:48I did not expect when I came in here this morning for us to be Lala Perusa-ing.
00:38:52Who else is gag-gag-gag?
00:38:54I'm gag-gisha-ed for sure.
00:38:56I'm just listening.
00:38:57I'm taking notes of everybody.
00:38:58I see the gears turning in everyone's head.
00:39:00Spice, Marsha, and Lucy are the three targets, bitch.
00:39:04They are the bullseyes to be safe in everyone's eyes.
00:39:06I would just give the tea.
00:39:08It is what it is.
00:39:09And then the girls people are scared of would definitely have to be Sasha and Anitra.
00:39:13At the end of the day, if someone taps my ass because y'all were more sickening than I was,
00:39:16I can accept the fact.
00:39:17See, you're not a complete bitch.
00:39:19I'm in my congenial era.
00:39:42Open your heart!
00:39:44Who is that girl?
00:39:45Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:39:48Tonight, it's just family for our Lip Sync Lala Perusa Smackdown.
00:39:53Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
00:40:00The Lala Perusa Smackdown is about to commence and we're ready to battle it out in these lip syncs until
00:40:06one of these other girls goes home.
00:40:07Emphasis on other.
00:40:11Welcome, queens.
00:40:13For tonight's Lip Sync Lala Perusa Smackdown, you will face off in a series of eight lip syncs.
00:40:21If you win your lip sync, you'll be safe from elimination.
00:40:25If you lose, you'll continue to face off until two queens remain.
00:40:31In the end, one of you will sashay away.
00:40:37It feels like ancient Rome.
00:40:38Yes!
00:40:39Yeah.
00:40:39This is our version of the Colosseum.
00:40:41Gladiators!
00:40:42Gladiators!
00:40:42Gladiators!
00:40:43Oh my god.
00:40:46Now, let the Lip Sync Lala Perusa Smackdown begin!
00:40:53Oh pit crew!
00:40:57Ladies, in Bruno's Golden Hopper are ten balls with your names on them.
00:41:04Now, to determine the first queen to lip sync, Bruno will randomly choose one ball.
00:41:12Bruno, hit it.
00:41:19Bruno, show us whose ball you're holding.
00:41:23Malaysia!
00:41:26Now, you get to choose your opponent.
00:41:32I know everybody would want to see a Malaysia versus Mistress, but I know that Spice is probably
00:41:38one of the weaker lip syncers.
00:41:42I don't know.
00:41:43I don't know who I'm gonna choose.
00:41:49Malaysia!
00:41:50Now, you get to choose your opponent.
00:41:54Girl, just say my name.
00:41:55Come on.
00:41:56Just give the girls what they want.
00:41:57Malaysia versus Mistress.
00:41:58Who do you choose
00:42:03Marsha Marsha Marsha
00:42:06My bitch wrong choice
00:42:10Marsha Marsha Marsha you may choose the song
00:42:15Will it be boys don't cry by Anita don't go yet by Camila Cabello
00:42:21Do you want to touch me by Joan Jett? I'm in love with a monster by Fifth Harmony
00:42:27It's all coming back to me now by Celine Dion tell it to my heart by Taylor Dane or the
00:42:33right stuff by Vanessa
00:42:35Williams
00:42:37Please I want to do something easy on it's all coming back to me now boys. Don't cry by Anita
00:42:46The rest of you may step to the back of the stage
00:42:54Two Queens stand before me
00:42:58The time has come for you to lip-sync
00:43:03For your life
00:43:08Nobody here has seen me lip-sync let's just say when I lip-sync it's a flippin good time
00:43:14Good luck and don't fuck it up
00:43:20Good luck and don't fuck it up
00:43:44But nobody's taking control
00:43:53See that cover's digital Malaysia
00:43:58This bitch behind me doing backflips and shit like
00:44:01And now it's time to F it up
00:44:02Malaysia get this leg up in this air baby
00:44:04Oh, baby, baby, you'll be talking tough
00:44:07But you always can't get in love when the girls don't need your love
00:44:12When the girls don't need your love
00:44:13Who says boys don't cry
00:44:14Oh, baby, baby, you just ought to touch
00:44:17Cause your boys can't get in love when the girls don't need your love
00:44:23Who says boys don't cry
00:44:25Oh, my God
00:44:26Who says boys don't cry
00:44:29Oh, wow
00:44:31Ladies
00:44:31I've made my decision
00:44:37Marsha Marsha Marsha
00:44:38Shanta you stay
00:44:40You are safe to slay another day
00:44:43Thank you very much
00:44:44This is the first time the judges have gotten to really see me like be a little ferocious
00:44:48Now I get to relax in the workroom
00:44:52Malaysia
00:44:53I'm sorry my dear, but you are still up for elimination
00:44:57I think Malaysia is bamboozled AF because she picked Marsha thinks she was gonna beat her
00:45:02And that didn't happen
00:45:05Will the eight remaining queens step forward?
00:45:10Oh, my God
00:45:12I feel like Nicole Kidman just popped up on the screen at the AMC movie theaters
00:45:15I'm so excited for this
00:45:18Let's see who's lip-syncing in round two of our SmackDown
00:45:25Bruno is holding Lucy's ball
00:45:27Finally
00:45:28I am really happy because I wanted to have this advantage of picking my opponents
00:45:33This is a game of survival
00:45:35Who do you choose as your opponent?
00:45:41Spice
00:45:44Now spice it's your turn
00:45:47I'm in the mood to spice things up
00:45:49So I'm gonna choose
00:45:50Do you want to touch me?
00:45:52Solid choice
00:45:52The rest of you may step to the back of the stage
00:45:56I'm low-key rooting for spice because I feel like Lucy's on the verge of cracking
00:46:01She gets another loss, she's gonna go off the deep end
00:46:07The time has come
00:46:11For you to lip-sync
00:46:15For your life
00:46:17Oh, the lights! It's happening!
00:46:20Good luck
00:46:21And don't fuck it up
00:46:31Spice really like looks the part and she can pull it out
00:46:34Every girl and boy needs a little joy
00:46:38All you do is sit and stare
00:46:41Banging on my knees, baby, won't you please
00:46:44Run your fingers through my hair
00:46:48My, my, my, whiskey and rye
00:46:57Come on!
00:46:58Come on!
00:46:59Come on!
00:47:01Do you wanna trust?
00:47:03Do you wanna trust?
00:47:05Do you wanna trust?
00:47:07Yeah!
00:47:08Yeah!
00:47:10Let's go!
00:47:12Let's go!
00:47:15Let's go!
00:47:17Let's go!
00:47:18Let's go!
00:47:21Let's go!
00:47:23Let's go!
00:47:26Let's go!
00:47:28Let's go!
00:47:28Let's go!
00:47:29Let's go!
00:47:30Let's go!
00:47:30Who's gonna be?
00:47:31Who's hanging out with people the rest of the day?
00:47:33Ah!
00:47:33What?
00:47:34This lip sync is honestly much closer a call than I thought it would be.
00:47:38This suspense is just killing me.
00:47:42Ladies, I've made my decision.
00:47:47Lucy LaDuca.
00:47:49Shantae, you stay.
00:47:50Thank you so much.
00:47:52I murdered this round of Lala Perusa and I'm feeling incredible.
00:47:57So for the rest of Lala Perusa, I get to sit back and watch the rest of these rounds go
00:48:02down.
00:48:03Gets lonely on top.
00:48:05That's what she said.
00:48:07Hello, hello, hello.
00:48:10Welcome to the top nine, girl.
00:48:11Oh, top nine.
00:48:13Let's see who's lip syncing in round three.
00:48:17Oh, we're watching it now.
00:48:18Ugh.
00:48:25Lux Neuart London.
00:48:27Who do you choose as your opponent?
00:48:32Selena.
00:48:33Ooh!
00:48:34Baby, knowing Lux, she thinks I'm gonna pick a twirling bucking song, but she didn't know I'm about to pick
00:48:39this ballad, honey.
00:48:41Selena, what song do you choose?
00:48:44I think I'm gonna choose It's All Coming Back to Me Now by Celine Dion.
00:48:49I do this number all the time back at home.
00:48:51I'm known for it, girl.
00:48:52She gets coins with this number.
00:48:54So, bye Lux!
00:48:57This Celine Dion song is not a song that I would particularly choose.
00:49:01However, I am an actress and I can pull anything off.
00:49:05Good luck.
00:49:05And don't.
00:49:07Fuck.
00:49:07It.
00:49:08Up.
00:49:09There were nights when the wind was so cold.
00:49:14But my body froze in bed if I just listen to it right outside the window.
00:49:23But you were history with the slamming off the door.
00:49:28And I made myself so strong again somehow.
00:49:33There were moments of gold and there were flashes of light.
00:49:38There were nights of endless pleasure.
00:49:40It was more than all your lost love.
00:49:46Baby, baby, baby, when you touch me like this.
00:49:51And you hold me like that.
00:49:53It was done with the windows.
00:49:56My eyes are right on Selena.
00:49:58Honestly, my arm hugged.
00:49:59When you see me like this.
00:50:01And when I see you like that.
00:50:03Oh!
00:50:04I can barely recall.
00:50:06But it's all coming back to me now.
00:50:13Oh, if you forgive me all this.
00:50:19If I forgive you all that.
00:50:22We forgive and forget.
00:50:25And it's all coming back to me now.
00:50:30Oh, it's all coming back to me now.
00:50:36If we...
00:50:41I really do not know.
00:50:43It is like a full-ass toss-up for me.
00:50:50Selena has titties.
00:50:52Shantae, you stay.
00:50:54You are safe to slay another day.
00:50:57Thank you so much.
00:50:59Lux Noir London.
00:51:01I'm sorry, my dear, but you are still up for elimination.
00:51:06Honestly, I am a little very gagged.
00:51:09Still a good bitch.
00:51:10Always.
00:51:11Miss.
00:51:12Miss Lux, I don't think this is sitting well with her.
00:51:15I think this has put a crack in the vase.
00:51:19I'm coming back!
00:51:20Yes!
00:51:21Yes!
00:51:22Yes!
00:51:23Yes!
00:51:23Oh, my God!
00:51:25Bitch, I am ecstatic right now!
00:51:27Oh!
00:51:28Lux, you can beat me?
00:51:29Bitch, bye.
00:51:32Oh, we're back on.
00:51:33We're back, we're back, we're back.
00:51:34Up next.
00:51:38Mistress, who do you choose as your opponent?
00:51:42Let me see, um...
00:51:44I'm gonna choose the person who I think is gonna choose the song that I want.
00:51:47Uh, let's go with Jax.
00:51:48Ooh.
00:51:49So, Jax, what song do you choose?
00:51:52Tell It To My Heart by Taylor Dane.
00:51:55Ugh, I am a mastermind, a genius.
00:51:58The other two girls may step to the back of the stage.
00:52:02Oh, so it's gonna be Sasha vs. Sinitra.
00:52:03Ooh, hot.
00:52:06Oh, fuck.
00:52:07The one person that I didn't wanna lip sync against.
00:52:11The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
00:52:20When I perform, a lot of my personality comes through.
00:52:23I'm just gonna give them a good old taste of the Brooks Dynasty.
00:52:26Good luck, and for the love of Taylor Dane, don't fuck it up.
00:52:39I feel the light explode when we're together.
00:52:47Emotion overload in the heat of pleasure.
00:52:53I'm on this bridge.
00:52:54Take me of yours into your arms.
00:52:57Come on.
00:52:58Never let me go.
00:53:01To lights like reality to love.
00:53:07Come on, girl.
00:53:08Tell it to my heart.
00:53:10Tell me I'm the only one.
00:53:12If it's still in love, I'll dance together.
00:53:15Every stone is hitting the light.
00:53:17I know I'm shining bright.
00:53:19The judges are gaggy, honey.
00:53:21I know I can't let you go.
00:53:32Jax, of course, is doing all of the acrobatics.
00:53:35Woo!
00:53:38But Mistress is really just commanding the front of the stage with all of her presence.
00:53:42It's still in love.
00:53:44Tell it to my heart.
00:53:45I can feel my body right.
00:53:48Every time you call my name.
00:53:52Tell it to my heart.
00:53:54Tell it from the stars.
00:53:56Tell it to my heart, heart, heart.
00:54:00Never make it stop.
00:54:02Oh, take it to the night.
00:54:04Oh, oh, oh.
00:54:06Tell it to my heart.
00:54:07Tell it from the stars.
00:54:11Fantastic.
00:54:13Girl.
00:54:13That's it.
00:54:14That was it.
00:54:15God.
00:54:17Ladies, I've made my decision.
00:54:23Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
00:54:25Shantae, you stay.
00:54:26Thank you so much.
00:54:28You gave me a run for my money, bitch.
00:54:32I'm a bit shocked.
00:54:33I absolutely did not expect to be in this position right now.
00:54:36My jaw is tired from fake smiling.
00:54:41Jax, right?
00:54:42Oh, my God.
00:54:42Jax.
00:54:43No question.
00:54:44That's just going to feel some sort of way.
00:54:45But here's the thing.
00:54:46Now, y'all knew the heavyweight champ was going to win, bitch.
00:54:48It was really nothing.
00:54:51Oh, why you gagging, honey?
00:54:54Bitch!
00:54:56Work.
00:54:56We'll be honest.
00:54:57We thought Jax won that lipstick.
00:54:58Yeah.
00:54:59Oh, well, y'all need to get y'all eyes checked, honey.
00:55:01I'm expecting the girls to be like, bitch, you killed it.
00:55:03But the girls are being sourpussed and say they thought Jax won.
00:55:06So why'd you think Jax won?
00:55:08She was very like, vroom, vroom.
00:55:11You weren't giving 100%.
00:55:13Yeah.
00:55:14My tactic going in was in case I had to go a second round, I wanted to save a little
00:55:19bit of what I could give.
00:55:21And I mean, at the end of the day, whether you thought I did a great job or not, I'm
00:55:23still here.
00:55:24So it didn't really matter to me.
00:55:26Food.
00:55:27Since the girls want to start reading as soon as I walk in, they changed my whole mood, too.
00:55:30So I'm like, let's get right into it.
00:55:32Like, Lucy, I mean, I feel like you definitely lucked out, like, getting to pick Spice, no T.
00:55:35Yeah, yeah.
00:55:36Also, I didn't take into account that the girls who people didn't want to go against would be there to
00:55:39the very end.
00:55:42All the girls that, like, people didn't think were going to be good lip-sinkers were picked first.
00:55:46So, and I was like, well, you can go fuck yourself.
00:55:48Oh, my God, don't put that in there.
00:55:49I didn't say that.
00:55:50Sorry.
00:55:51Oh, my God, it's going to be used now.
00:55:54Ladies.
00:55:55Oh, shit.
00:55:56You will be lip-syncing in round five of our SmackDown.
00:56:00The last gal standing.
00:56:02By process of elimination.
00:56:04I'm so excited about this one.
00:56:06Bruno, do your thing.
00:56:11Now, show us the ball.
00:56:15Anitra.
00:56:17Anitra, time to choose the song.
00:56:20Let's go with, I'm in love with a monster by Fifth Harmony.
00:56:24I know the song.
00:56:25I know my opponent.
00:56:26I know the stage.
00:56:27And I know me.
00:56:28Let's just get going.
00:56:31The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
00:56:40So now the two bitches everyone's scared of got to go against each other.
00:56:44Let's get the popcorn out, Henny.
00:56:46It's going to be a show.
00:56:47Good luck.
00:56:48And don't fuck it up.
00:56:53Ho!
00:56:55You buy me a thorn before you buy me a rose.
00:56:59I'm covered in dirt before I'm covered in gold.
00:57:02I'm trying it all, yeah, you're sticking me off.
00:57:05Say what you want, but I will never be told.
00:57:08Cause I'm in love with a monster.
00:57:23I am known for my hair clips.
00:57:25I just see my ponytail going in all the different directions.
00:57:27I'm giving you dodgy bullets, matrix, backbends.
00:57:31I'm in love.
00:57:33I'm in love.
00:57:35I'm in love.
00:57:54I'm in love with a monster.
00:58:01Did you know?
00:58:04Did you know?
00:58:04Everybody loves a monster.
00:58:07Did you know?
00:58:09Did you know?
00:58:09Did you know?
00:58:10Everybody loves a monster.
00:58:13I'm in love with a monster
00:58:19I'm in love
00:58:20I'm in love
00:58:22I'm in love with a monster
00:58:25Hit me!
00:58:27Hit me!
00:58:28Hit me!
00:58:301, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
00:58:34Get you!
00:58:36Get back!
00:58:40Men are orgasming
00:58:42Wow!
00:58:44That was unreal
00:58:44Ladies, I've made my decision
00:58:50God, they were both incredible
00:58:51I wouldn't be able to pick
00:58:52This is nuts
00:58:54Yay!
00:58:58Yes, ma'am!
00:58:59Congrats, girl
00:58:59Oh my gosh, y'all
00:59:01I won!
00:59:03And it feels really nice to have killed it
00:59:09Anitra
00:59:09I'm sorry, my dear
00:59:11But you are still up for elimination
00:59:14Okay, well, if I was going to lose to anybody
00:59:15I'm glad it's Sasha
00:59:16But that will be the last time
00:59:19It's time for the sixth round
00:59:22Oh, girls, we're back
00:59:22Oh, what's happening?
00:59:32Malaysia baby doll fox
00:59:35I wanted somebody to choose me
00:59:37I wanted to choose the song
00:59:39Malaysia looks plucked
00:59:41She is plucked
00:59:43Which queen do you choose as your opponent?
00:59:47I don't want to get kicked in the head
00:59:49I don't want everybody doing those splits on top of me
00:59:50Duck walking all over my back
00:59:52It's like
00:59:53Spice
00:59:55Now, Spice
00:59:56Which song do you choose?
00:59:58I'm going to go with Don't Go Yet
01:00:00By Miss Camila Cabello
01:00:01My logic behind choosing Don't Go Yet
01:00:04Is because I know
01:00:05Malaysia does know the words to this song
01:00:09Good luck
01:00:10And don't fuck it up
01:00:16I'll replay this moment for months
01:00:19Alone in my head waiting for it to come
01:00:23I wrote all your lines and the scripts in my mind
01:00:28Malaysia doesn't know the words
01:00:29She does not know the words
01:00:31You're right
01:00:40I'm like, yes, I got her
01:00:42She doesn't know the words
01:00:42I'm like, oh shit
01:00:44I don't know the words either
01:00:47So that plan completely disintegrated to nothing
01:00:50I bet that you didn't get you know
01:00:51I don't think either one of them really don't know the words
01:00:53I get what I want when I want
01:00:55And I get how I want when I want
01:00:56And I want you, baby
01:00:58Try to get you, baby
01:01:00Come on, yo
01:01:01Oh, no, she is not doing the condo line dance
01:01:05Oh, yeah, I'm going
01:01:08Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
01:01:10Oh, yeah, I'm going
01:01:12I'm going
01:01:12What you're leaving for when my night is yours
01:01:15Yours, yo
01:01:17What you're leaving for when my night is yours
01:01:19Just a little more
01:01:20Don't want it
01:01:24Already tired
01:01:25And she's like, fuck, I gotta do this again
01:01:27Stop
01:01:28Stop
01:01:28Ladies
01:01:31I've made my decision
01:01:35Ladies
01:01:37I've made my decision
01:01:40Malaysia baby doll fox
01:01:43Shantae, you stay
01:01:44Thank you
01:01:46Oh, my gosh
01:01:47Like, I have to wrap this lip sync
01:01:52Spice
01:01:53I'm sorry, my dear
01:01:54But you are still up for elimination
01:01:58So once again, I have to go to the back and keep lip syncing
01:02:01Okay, okay, we got one last chance to stay
01:02:07Oh, the fattest and the baddest is still in the building
01:02:09Oh
01:02:12Here, I'm safe
01:02:14I'm sipping on this cocktail, trying to drink my feelings away
01:02:18I'm happy to be here
01:02:19I have to ask
01:02:20I have to ask, why did you pick me?
01:02:22Um, it was no reason, honestly, I just went blank and I was like, you was naked for me
01:02:29I call bullshit, I feel like you really thought you were gonna slay Marsha
01:02:32No, I mean
01:02:33Oh, it's back, it's back
01:02:35Oh, my God
01:02:37Ladies, the fickle finger of fate has chosen the three of you to lip sync next
01:02:44And you will be lip syncing to The Right Stuff by Vanessa Williams
01:02:51To be honest, I can take two bitches
01:02:53Your girl is ready to do so
01:02:57The time has come for you to lip sync for your life
01:03:06I am ready to eat these girls alive
01:03:10Good luck, and don't fuck it up
01:03:18One, two, three, four
01:03:23I was standing on the 75G
01:03:26Waiting for my baby's car
01:03:30Just in a shot, stuck the driver or the limousine
01:03:34And asked if I was going far
01:03:37I said I've got my mind made
01:03:41This is like much era
01:03:42Turbo
01:03:43Turbo
01:03:45That's a new draw
01:03:47That it's just too tough
01:03:49To find another lover like mine
01:03:53With The Right Stuff
01:03:57The Right Stuff
01:03:58The Right Stuff
01:03:59Woo!
01:03:59Oh, girl
01:04:00I don't want to miss out on The Right Stuff
01:04:04The Right Stuff
01:04:04Do The Right Stuff
01:04:06I don't want to miss out on The Right Stuff
01:04:40Oh, no, with Mr. Right
01:04:41Come on, seduction.
01:04:47Ladies, I've made my decision.
01:04:51Do you think two girls are getting saved
01:04:53from this lip sync or just one?
01:04:54I think two girls will be saved.
01:05:00I just beat not one, but two bitches on the stage.
01:05:03The fiercer they are, the harder they fall.
01:05:05You slayed that last song.
01:05:07I had a little more fire under me
01:05:10because I already had the idea
01:05:11that I was, like, how they say robbed.
01:05:14For the first one, I thought that I won,
01:05:16like, not in my head.
01:05:17But you didn't.
01:05:18Yeah, but I'm here now, so that doesn't matter.
01:05:19And I didn't lose any nails.
01:05:21The first time off a bunch of parents.
01:05:24Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:05:26Anitra, Jax, I'm sorry, my dears,
01:05:28but you are still up for elimination.
01:05:33Spice, please step forward.
01:05:37This is the final round of our Lip Sync Lallaparusa Smackdown.
01:05:44And it comes with a twist.
01:05:49What is it?
01:05:50Three of you remain, but only two of you will lip sync for your life.
01:06:02In a moment, Bruno will randomly choose the name of one queen.
01:06:08Then, that queen will have the power
01:06:11to save one of her fellow queens on stage
01:06:15and send her straight back to the workroom.
01:06:20What?
01:06:22Oh, my God.
01:06:24This is twist.
01:06:25The queen that remains will lip sync for her life.
01:06:30In the end, one of you will sashay away.
01:06:46Anitra.
01:06:51The fate of your fellow queens
01:06:53now rests in your hands.
01:06:58Who do you choose to save?
01:07:02Oh, the drama.
01:07:04Oh, my gosh.
01:07:05I'm sure Jax and Spice are gagging.
01:07:07This is fucking crazy.
01:07:09I can't wait to see how this turns out.
01:07:31I can't wait to see how this turns out.
01:07:37I can't wait to see how this turns out.
01:07:39I can't wait to see how this turns out.
01:07:42I thought that we were closer than that, but...
01:07:45If Anitra wants to lip sync against me,
01:07:47then it's a battle that she's going to get.
01:07:50Spice, you are free to slay another day.
01:07:54I am so beyond gagged,
01:07:56because I did not expect it.
01:07:57I fully thought it was a wrap for me.
01:07:59I love you forever.
01:08:00Oh, yeah.
01:08:01Good luck.
01:08:05I'm gagging.
01:08:06Well, we thought we knew it.
01:08:07Curp off.
01:08:08Girl.
01:08:08We are all shivering with antitha...
01:08:12...patient right now.
01:08:13Wait, can somebody, like, re-explain what happened?
01:08:15I'm kind of confused.
01:08:17Hi, girls.
01:08:18Hi.
01:08:20Hey.
01:08:22Hey.
01:08:24Hi.
01:08:25Hi.
01:08:25I am a gag.
01:08:27Hi.
01:08:28I just survived by the skin of my teeth.
01:08:32Hi.
01:08:32I'm so happy to see all y'all.
01:08:34I fully thought I was going to see you again.
01:08:36Oh, my God.
01:08:37Seriously.
01:08:39Two queens stand before me.
01:08:41Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:08:42Here we go.
01:08:43Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance of Finally by CeCe Peniston.
01:08:50This is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
01:08:59The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
01:09:10Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
01:09:58Oh, look at that girl.
01:10:01Oh, look at that girl.
01:10:04Finally, it's happened to me right in front of my face, and I just cannot hide it.
01:10:12Finally.
01:10:16Oh, finally.
01:10:19Yeah, yeah.
01:10:21My girl, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:10:25Finally, it's happened to me right in front of my face, and I just cannot hide it.
01:10:33Oh, yeah.
01:10:34All right.
01:10:34That was so solid.
01:10:36All right, y'all.
01:10:41Ladies, I've made my decision.
01:10:48Anitra, shantay you stay.
01:10:53You are safe to walk that fucking duck another day.
01:11:02You are own, my bitch.
01:11:03Come on.
01:11:04Like the song says, finally.
01:11:07Finally.
01:11:13Quack, quack.
01:11:18Jax, we loved you from the jump.
01:11:21Thank you for leaving it all on the dance floor.
01:11:24Now, sashay away.
01:11:27I love you all so much. So thank you. Thank you
01:11:36Fatality I
01:11:38Know that anitra wants a challenge, so I'm happy that I gave that to her in the final round
01:11:41Of course, I'm sad, but it's just the beginning get ready a Jax flip is coming your way, and it's
01:11:47gonna be a storm, baby
01:11:59I
01:11:59Have to give you the biggest hug in the entire world. I love you so much
01:12:03Anitra I respect that that's a bad bitch move you played fair. That is a sick name. Can we make
01:12:08a cheers to the top nine?
01:12:17Ladies if you can't love yourself how in the hell you gonna love somebody else can I get an amen
01:12:22up in here?
01:12:25All right now let the music play