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The Boys - Season 5 - Episode 02: Teenage Kix
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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, you're a fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Let's just stop!
00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:19And now you blink?
00:00:20Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested, as long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.
00:00:31Is that Zoe's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:38Chemical?
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:43He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:51Oh my god.
00:00:53Frenchy.
00:01:00What was I so afraid of?
00:01:31Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
00:01:32We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:01:36Amen.
00:01:37He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:01:44Homelander, amen.
00:01:45Amen.
00:01:46Amen, sir.
00:01:47But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel, that wily emissary of
00:02:00Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:02That's right.
00:02:04Now, you know, that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:13They spew and vomit.
00:02:15They eating babies.
00:02:16They turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:20Lord, have mercy.
00:02:25But we cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:28We fight hellfire.
00:02:30We're holy fire.
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:37Matthew 1034.
00:02:39I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:42You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:43You are here to do war.
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:53I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:57Then I need you to praise him.
00:02:59Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him for victory.
00:03:02Praise him for America.
00:03:04Praise him.
00:03:06Praise him for our superheroes.
00:03:08Praise him.
00:03:11Stand up.
00:03:12Stand up.
00:03:14In the name of Jesus.
00:03:16This will be why.
00:03:20Amen.
00:03:22Amen.
00:03:23Amen.
00:03:25Amen.
00:03:40Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
00:03:44A charming little burg.
00:03:45Best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:53Oh, and, uh, when you come in here,
00:03:57keep your mouth shut.
00:03:59Or I'll do the fucking law of you.
00:04:18You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working.
00:04:23Sorted.
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:43When that cunt Homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods.
00:04:49Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir?
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey.
00:04:53I was friends with Vicky.
00:04:54I...
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot?
00:05:01He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:02And kept me present.
00:05:03So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg regrew.
00:05:06All right, all right.
00:05:07Listen, the only thing that matters is we buried said that shit so we could crack on with a godly
00:05:12work of revenge.
00:05:14And, good news.
00:05:16Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Or so we reckon.
00:05:23We just need a little dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander?
00:05:29Or every soup?
00:05:30Don't know.
00:05:31But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:35Will it infect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:40You wish to test it on rock hard, no?
00:05:43I am glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Geeks.
00:05:48Rock hard is a living mountain.
00:05:51Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Oh, he's called fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much hot calm it burst out of his
00:06:02mouth.
00:06:05Which makes rock hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly.
00:06:09Almost as strong as Homelander.
00:06:11And no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:13So, we nip in, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:22So, let's get cracking.
00:06:25We gotta stop the hate crimes against soups before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:45Just friends, but they don't need him anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:56We kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57Alright, well we're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:01I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?
00:07:05He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid, it's a shit decision, alright?
00:07:27We're not denying that.
00:07:28But, they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:30We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:39Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:44Kimiko, please, wait!
00:08:00Hey, so, it's been a tough year.
00:08:03No, no, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh.
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:10Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher, your hair is different.
00:08:15Okay, not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh...
00:08:23Annie, whatever you had to do, I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can...
00:08:32We can figure this out.
00:08:35We can...
00:08:36Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Mm-hmm.
00:08:40Or, counterpoint, not talk.
00:08:45I mean...
00:08:48Yeah, that's a pretty compelling point.
00:08:54This is...
00:08:56Mm-hmm.
00:09:00Mm-hmm.
00:09:01Mm-hmm.
00:09:02Mm-hmm.
00:09:04Mm-hmm.
00:09:07You stood there.
00:09:08Mon coeur, listen.
00:09:09Judeoff, sliced into my homelander.
00:09:11Shot here, here, here.
00:09:13It hurt every time.
00:09:14But the virus?
00:09:14That was the only time I wanted to die.
00:09:16The pain!
00:09:17Okay.
00:09:21And you're okay with it!
00:09:23No!
00:09:26On my life, I'm not.
00:09:29But this is happening.
00:09:30With or without us.
00:09:32So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence, so I can protect you.
00:09:41I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
00:10:04You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
00:10:11Yeah.
00:10:13I should invite you to.
00:10:17C'est incroyable.
00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
00:10:34Close off now.
00:10:45Your bottom F.
00:10:46Is it fully regrown?
00:10:48My vagina is tingly and damp.
00:10:50Don't ask me what you know is true.
00:10:55Don't have to tell you I love your precious heart.
00:11:02I...
00:11:04I was standing.
00:11:08You were there.
00:11:10And they could never tear us apart.
00:11:18I told you that we could fly.
00:11:24I told you that we could fly.
00:11:26But some of us don't know why.
00:11:33I was standing
00:11:37You were there
00:11:38And they could never help you tear us apart
00:12:00God damn it, Adrienne
00:12:06Didn't need to come to this
00:12:09I don't know, you left me no choice
00:12:12I know my leadership style can be
00:12:14Stern, but for your own good
00:12:21I like to think of myself as
00:12:23The big brother
00:12:27That you never had
00:12:34You remember that girlfriend
00:12:36You had
00:12:41Pop Fang
00:12:44Betrayed us both
00:12:45To William Butcher, no less
00:12:47Huge mess, your fault
00:12:48What did I do?
00:12:50What did I do?
00:12:52I gave you a chance to make things right
00:12:55I reached out my hand
00:13:00And you bit it
00:13:02What did I ever do to deserve that
00:13:05What, was I too nurturing?
00:13:08Too forgiving?
00:13:10Well, maybe, but damn it
00:13:11You weren't like the others
00:13:15Snakes, backstabbers
00:13:16I could count on you, man
00:13:18I did count on you
00:13:20I loved you
00:13:23But here we are
00:13:26Why does this keep happening to me?
00:13:34I guess the strongest man
00:13:36Are the most alone
00:13:39You wouldn't understand
00:13:43Nobody does
00:13:46I knew it
00:13:47I knew it
00:14:13I knew it
00:14:33Firecrackers, Flaming Freedom Sticks.
00:14:35I'm Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, and we're doing a Votality Vamp Glam tutorial.
00:14:43Wankers. Can't even take a shit without it being sponsored.
00:14:46You know they could pay like 50 grand a post for this shit.
00:14:4950 grand?
00:14:51Dog wankers.
00:14:56Guys, we drill any louder and the real Housewives of Country are gonna hear.
00:15:00Frenchy, how much longer?
00:15:01Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute. They go out, we go in.
00:15:05Rockhart hasn't posted in a year. He might not live here anymore.
00:15:08Every day, Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, brings down a protein shake to the basement.
00:15:14I bet my bottom anal beads is down there.
00:15:22Everything okay?
00:15:24All good.
00:15:32Hey, look lively back there.
00:15:35All right. Nothing fancy, yeah?
00:15:37Nip in, twat in.
00:15:39Bring it back here.
00:15:42Keep the engine running.
00:15:51Are you ready?
00:16:21Internet's down. Cam's too.
00:16:23Um...
00:16:24Yeah, we have a problem.
00:16:28Put on the man.
00:16:32He really let himself go.
00:16:38The fuck you ass slitters doing in here?
00:16:45My god, asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds.
00:16:49My dick weighs more, bitch.
00:16:53Well, right in that way we can move him.
00:16:55Even with the three of us.
00:16:57So, what now?
00:17:15You.
00:17:17What the fuck?
00:17:18No, no, no, no.
00:17:19It's okay, it's okay.
00:17:20I don't want to hurt you.
00:17:21You're safe, okay?
00:17:23You've been in deep freeze again.
00:17:24Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:17:26For how long?
00:17:28Almost two years.
00:17:29In a CIA black site.
00:17:31I just found out this morning.
00:17:34You found out this morning?
00:17:35Yeah.
00:17:36But that just happens to be in your room?
00:17:42Did you fuck me?
00:17:44What?
00:17:44Is this some kind of incest thing?
00:17:46No!
00:17:46Then what the fuck is this?
00:17:48Look, I...
00:17:50I want you to find William Butcher.
00:17:53Find him yourself.
00:17:54Well, the people that work for me are limited,
00:17:56and you are the best tracker there is.
00:18:00I just...
00:18:00I need you to find him,
00:18:01and report back.
00:18:03Very simple.
00:18:04You want me...
00:18:07to work for you.
00:18:08Well, why don't we say work with me,
00:18:11and I can help you.
00:18:13I can give you a proper comeback.
00:18:16I don't need you for that.
00:18:17Well, the whole world does think
00:18:19that you're a Russian spy, so...
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:23Alright.
00:18:24Listen to me.
00:18:25I'm no ass Felch and commie.
00:18:28You got that?
00:18:29I know, I know.
00:18:30And listen.
00:18:31I am Vaught now.
00:18:34Me.
00:18:35So the public?
00:18:36They're gonna believe
00:18:37that you are whatever I tell them you are.
00:18:40I can resurrect you.
00:18:41I can give you back what you lost.
00:18:44I can even make you number two in the seven.
00:18:47Number two?
00:18:50Or how about I finish the job...
00:18:53and blast you to kingdom fuck?
00:18:57Hey, you could try.
00:18:59Who knows?
00:19:00You might even fry the V right out of my blood.
00:19:05Or you might not.
00:19:07But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher
00:19:10more than you...
00:19:11than you hate me.
00:19:15After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you.
00:19:17Am I?
00:19:19I tried to kill you.
00:19:21The minute I turn my back,
00:19:22how do I know you won't return the favor?
00:19:27Look, uh...
00:19:35You find William Butcher for me.
00:19:39All is forgiven.
00:19:50Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray.
00:19:53Improve your sleep.
00:19:55Strengthen your immune system.
00:19:58Nourish your soul.
00:20:00The ancient Daoists believed that perennium sunning
00:20:03stopped chi,
00:20:04life force, from leaving the body.
00:20:06And invited prana,
00:20:08solar energy in.
00:20:10Don't ignore your anal wellness.
00:20:12Introducing the new deep brand,
00:20:14Sigma Solarium Bi Vought.
00:20:16Bi bros,
00:20:18for bros.
00:20:19Okay, we need to abort.
00:20:20Your mom should have aborted you.
00:20:26Fuck it.
00:20:27We'll test it here.
00:20:28What?
00:20:29Test?
00:20:30The virus is contagious.
00:20:32As Samir says,
00:20:34the game is over.
00:20:35No, Butcher's right.
00:20:37Brockhart has seen us, so...
00:20:39we can't leave.
00:20:40Virus?
00:20:41What?
00:20:42Virus?
00:20:42Look, I don't break you lot out of the pen to flap about.
00:20:46Now all we gotta do is seal of intolation.
00:20:48Every exit point tighter than a Boy Scouts asshole at Jamboree.
00:20:52No, no, no.
00:20:53C'est pas possible.
00:20:58Maybe.
00:21:02Yo.
00:21:05Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
00:21:07Uh-huh.
00:21:08His heart rate is ten beats per minute.
00:21:10He can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours,
00:21:13like a blue whale.
00:21:14He won't breathe.
00:21:16How do we get the virus in him?
00:21:17Well, he ain't our first whale, is he?
00:21:20You lot sort this.
00:21:21I'll fetch the virus.
00:21:22Kimiko, you and me.
00:21:30Oi, you two.
00:21:32Leave it out, would ya?
00:21:33Fucking work in here.
00:21:37Hey.
00:21:38Coming with you.
00:21:40What for?
00:21:41I don't trust you.
00:21:44Yeah.
00:21:46Suit yourself.
00:21:52We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers.
00:21:57Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed.
00:22:01Where's Smaar?
00:22:02He just disappears every afternoon.
00:22:04Won't say where he's going, won't say shit.
00:22:06I think he's on method.
00:22:08Meisner technique.
00:22:10Is that a Jew thing?
00:22:12We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up,
00:22:15but you can invoke the Insurrection Act if we need to deploy the military, Mr. President.
00:22:20Good idea.
00:22:20What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?
00:22:24That's gonna be anyone who posts pro, starlight, or anti-Homelander content.
00:22:28Honestly, the Vaught Book algorithm does most of the work for us.
00:22:31We've got, what, 52,000 data points on every user.
00:22:36We truly live in an age of wonder.
00:22:38But we are gonna need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all.
00:22:42Love it.
00:22:43It's just that after we've paid for Vaught's military contracts,
00:22:46all those corporate tax breaks, and for the existing freedom camps,
00:22:51Treasury's running a little dry.
00:22:53People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors,
00:22:56but they'll flat-out revolt if we raise taxes.
00:22:59The President is thinking how insane this is right now.
00:23:02He'll back you.
00:23:03You can do it.
00:23:04Speak up.
00:23:04And a lot of these sympathizers are Vaught customers.
00:23:08Won't there arrest eaten to your bottom line?
00:23:11Nah.
00:23:12We'll just start selling ads on Vaught Plus.
00:23:14Wow.
00:23:15Amazing, Ashley.
00:23:16You're a real Che Guevara.
00:23:17Well, alrighty then.
00:23:18Let me ask the most important question.
00:23:22Do I got immunity?
00:23:34For fuck's sake.
00:23:36Soldier Boy, this is the President, Vice President of the United States of America.
00:23:41They work for me.
00:23:43Everyone, Soldier Boy is gonna be number two in the seven,
00:23:47once he is located William Butcher and Annie January.
00:23:51Wait, wait, wait, what, sir?
00:23:52No, sir.
00:23:53I can do this.
00:23:54I can bring them in.
00:23:54Well, like you did with A-Train.
00:23:56We're going in a new direction, Deep.
00:23:59Competence.
00:24:00Oh.
00:24:01And Steve, Soldier Boy's gonna need a full pardon.
00:24:03Well, sir, he, uh, he was guilty of, you know, treason.
00:24:11Consider it done, sir.
00:24:13Terrific.
00:24:13And you know what?
00:24:14I'm sure the man's dying for a drink.
00:24:16Uh, Steve, can you make him a...
00:24:20Manhattan.
00:24:21Manhattan.
00:24:21Thanks, Steve.
00:24:23Of course.
00:24:25Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?
00:24:28No.
00:24:29Steven?
00:24:31I'll also have a Manhattan.
00:24:35Goddamn.
00:24:37Since what could Supes teabag the President?
00:24:41Since me.
00:24:58Okay, what's next?
00:25:05What is it?
00:25:14Look out!
00:25:17Oh god!
00:25:18Putain!
00:25:20Oh he is sour!
00:25:21It's mountain pornography!
00:25:23What?
00:25:24Almost got you, fuckers!
00:25:28Ha ha!
00:25:29Oh shhh no!
00:25:32All that is that explains how he's groomed.
00:25:37From bashing his bishop.
00:25:40Gross.
00:25:48Mmm.
00:25:50Now that's what I'm talking about.
00:25:53Oh god.
00:25:57Fucking unsanitary.
00:26:01Oh!
00:26:09And.
00:26:23Our first pass is going to be to use the BodyClock and the Primer.
00:26:27It's an amazing base and it's used by the most trusted owner.
00:26:30Next step will be to apply my fave foundation from my Vitality Collab, Velvet Ember.
00:26:37It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans.
00:26:43We talked about this.
00:26:44I don't have a choice.
00:26:45They make me do this.
00:26:48There we go.
00:26:50Today I'm going to be going for a dark hero look.
00:26:53So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it is the gun.
00:26:59If you dare enter my dark domain, I am Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, and I shall
00:27:06make you rue the day that you decide to-
00:27:09Fuck it.
00:27:17Fuck.
00:27:21It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
00:27:26It's like a metaphor for life, no?
00:27:29It's a metaphor for my balls.
00:27:37What is the matter?
00:27:41A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so they're all gone.
00:27:45Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise.
00:27:50I guess we can add A-Train to that list, right?
00:27:56You didn't kill them.
00:27:59They chose to fight.
00:28:00Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
00:28:03I told them that we were going to make it out.
00:28:07Fucking easy for me to say.
00:28:09I'm bulletproof.
00:28:12Have you told Petit Louis any of this?
00:28:14No, no.
00:28:15Because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so I can't.
00:28:22So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you?
00:28:26I led them to a shallow grave.
00:28:32So I just get a fucking white micket fence and cherry pie.
00:28:38No.
00:28:38I can't live like that.
00:28:40If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
00:28:50I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
00:28:57And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt, but the fucking shit.
00:29:06You get up every day and you keep going.
00:29:09I don't think anything else is an insult to the dead.
00:29:15You creep!
00:29:16Just let go!
00:29:18Get your chopped old man hands off of me!
00:29:20Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:29:21Oh, shit.
00:29:23Starlight.
00:29:24Oh, my God.
00:29:25You guys are terrorists.
00:29:29What do we do with her?
00:29:32Same as rock hard.
00:29:35You don't have a choice.
00:29:40All right.
00:29:41Come on.
00:29:42No.
00:29:43What?
00:29:44Let me go.
00:29:49Oh!
00:29:50Baby killer!
00:29:52Oh!
00:29:53Oh, my God!
00:29:57Oh, my God!
00:30:00Oh, my God!
00:30:01Oh, my God!
00:30:02Oh, my God!
00:30:02Oh, my God!
00:30:04Oh, my God!
00:30:05Oh, my God!
00:30:06Oh, my God!
00:30:06What is this whole neighborhood?
00:30:08All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:11Turbo Rush, the drink of heroes.
00:30:14Only 15 calories.
00:30:17Cut!
00:30:18That was a good take.
00:30:20No, please, this is a mistake, I am not Starlight, están.
00:30:23only 15 calories yeah now with acai and maca root
00:30:29mom no cory go back inside please yo you stay back because if you ruin my shot it's on site
00:30:38bitch okay let's go again and fix your tits they're lopsided
00:30:44all this crime stopping makes me so thirsty turbo rush now with acai and maca root
00:30:53that's fucking perfect okay great okay have fun and camp
00:31:01mom all over not a chance we have to help them help them and every super than 500 miles
00:31:08will be up our ass within the hour we stayed a course mine's on a fucking job fuck the job
00:31:17kameka down
00:31:43homelander
00:31:48homelander
00:31:55sage i was just um what could i do for you
00:32:01well that was quite a surprise today are you sure waking him was the right call
00:32:06yes did you tell soldier boy about the virus no i did not of course not
00:32:14what am i gonna say i uh uh yeah hey i really want you to do this job for me
00:32:18but careful
00:32:20because there's a soup killing virus out there and you may die screaming
00:32:24sure you would have jumped at that oh you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities young
00:32:30lady well besides if there is a virus out there better you take the risk than us right
00:32:40ah that's tactical exactly because for a moment i was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad
00:32:49so when he gets infected and he dies you don't know that's gonna happen when it does you won't go
00:32:54to pieces
00:32:55because it was tactical right mm-hmm right
00:33:33testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough transporting it without
00:33:39the necessary all right all right let's talk in we'll give in
00:33:45i'll take it
00:33:52so how fragile is this very very fragile if it broke on the way it could kill every superhero on
00:34:00earth
00:34:02there's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on earth
00:34:09well
00:34:12best not drop it
00:34:17thank you so much
00:34:27breathe
00:34:38you get him to breathe yet what did you get him to breathe yet
00:34:45i'm too late no
00:34:46the corner is in paris
00:34:48well the rest of kicks will be back soon
00:34:50man we're doing everything we can
00:34:52you know you were wrong earlier
00:35:05we're not terrorists
00:35:06oh god when everyone comes back
00:35:08jet streak's gonna shoot an rpg up your ass
00:35:11and sheila is gonna take a shit in the gaping hole that's left
00:35:14look you being here was not part of the plan all right it's just a shitty situation
00:35:20yeah the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here
00:35:28we don't want to be here any longer than we have to be all we need is to get rock
00:35:33hard to breathe
00:35:38does your face full of pubes
00:35:39does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth
00:35:41i got a teenage daughter that shit right there bounces right off me
00:35:46hey didn't you used to have like 10 crows at one time what's it called a murder
00:35:52oh let me guess sheila and h crows damn countess they don't give a
00:36:00fuck about you or the two crows you have left their names are russell and cameron point is vaught
00:36:06doesn't care about y'all neither they're draining you for what 60 of your earnings
00:36:10it's ridiculous oh
00:36:15motherfucker don't go through my
00:36:16shit rosac wellbutrin lexapro
00:36:20kid what are you 19 years old why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people
00:36:26all they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got and then sell you out in a heartbeat
00:36:31why are you risking your life for them
00:36:39please please don't kill me i just want to go home i miss my mom and my dad please
00:37:01please don't kill me
00:37:02careful
00:37:08boy you're smart will you i know you're a little glad atrian's dead
00:37:16no i'm not glad he's dead atrian did a lot of horrible things but he saved our lives
00:37:21and he died a hero a real hero and there are a lot of other soups that don't deserve to
00:37:26die either
00:37:28listen i know you've just done it here in the gulag you've earned your seat at the table so
00:37:34i'll give it to you straight you gotta knock this wet gaping pussy shite on the head mate
00:37:40ain't doing no one no favors especially your girl i mean that's why she's giving her cold shoulder
00:37:45talk to me about annie you don't know what's going on with her well i know that she finally
00:37:48knows the fucking score and she knows that you poncing about with this jimmy cricket listen to
00:37:54your heart bollocks she's gonna get her killed
00:38:00is there any part of you left that's still human
00:38:06you're gonna get annie killed not me but i won't let you do it
00:38:28you hate the vial
00:38:33it's good
00:38:37wait is that
00:38:42well well well he's dead right he's supposed to be dead
00:38:47supposed to be
00:38:50malorie put on my knife for a bit
00:38:54you're telling us this now
00:38:58somebody up there likes us mate in what fucking way well we wanted a guinea pig
00:39:04who better than homelanders old man
00:39:09new plan
00:39:13boy ain't you supposed to be a giant ice dildo aren't you supposed to be smart
00:39:17running a truck under the name don t be a cunt same alias when we headed to hero gasm well
00:39:23oldie better goody
00:39:29no mate just you and me
00:39:40i guess it's true
00:39:43you're one of us now
00:39:45well if you can't beat him join him
00:39:47then fuck it beat him
00:39:48being super is not gonna save you that don't stop us helping each other
00:39:53homelanders double the cunt now if that's even possible he needs doing more than ever you still
00:39:58fancy a seat on the seventh don't you
00:40:00fuck you we had a deal i held up my end of the bargain and you sold me out put
00:40:06me back in a
00:40:07fucking box and for what because i was gonna kill some dumb kid a kid is your grandson well was
00:40:13it
00:40:13worth it you feeling good about that call right about now where's that fucking brat
00:40:18homeland is the one fucking you over mate or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
00:40:23strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet
00:40:26bullshit god's honest the things this virus can do
00:40:33fucken die bollockum why do you think he sent you here instead of coming himself
00:40:39you're a sacrificial cunt again
00:40:43i guess we'll see you don't get it do you
00:40:49me homelander your old crew everyone fucks you over do you want to know why
00:40:57because you are a dumb fucking twat
00:41:06what the fuck was that
00:41:18hey you two fucktards the local soups holy
00:41:22shit soldier boy what you're a dead socialist
00:41:29fuck fuck this was being stupid now shut your cum bucket and listen a jap and a fairy took off
00:41:34east
00:41:35find them and kill them or i'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses and tie them together
00:41:39they're like shoelaces
00:41:41move
00:41:45fuck
00:41:51fucking figures
00:41:57hey man get ready we're coming in whoa whoa slow down kid
00:42:02soldier boy
00:42:03boy he's alive
00:42:06fuck that just how long do we have just huey huey
00:42:13we gotta move
00:42:15a fucking h-bomb is headed this way oh
00:42:17shit
00:42:24uh
00:42:43uh
00:42:44uh
00:42:45uh
00:42:45uh
00:42:45uh
00:42:45uh
00:42:45uh
00:42:45uh
00:42:48Go!
00:43:16Mark!
00:43:17Oh my God!
00:43:28That's good!
00:43:30Whoa!
00:43:30I gotta drop her dookie!
00:43:33Get it?
00:43:34That's you!
00:43:35Run!
00:43:37You're the dookie!
00:43:42Kill it!
00:44:00I got you.
00:44:03Enough.
00:44:03I got you.
00:44:06I got you.
00:44:17Oh, my God, are you okay?
00:44:18Is the virus?
00:44:19Yeah, it's good.
00:44:19Yeah, it's good, I think.
00:44:20Okay.
00:44:24Oi!
00:44:25Pants!
00:44:26Oh, shit.
00:44:26Move!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:31Go!
00:44:35You're with me.
00:44:48You weak, Abel.
00:44:49How's a useless cock gobbler like you still alive?
00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:44:56You're kind of obsessed.
00:45:00Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:45:02The so-called soup killer?
00:45:03Huh?
00:45:04Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
00:45:07What?
00:45:14No virus, bitch.
00:45:16I will shoot.
00:45:18Hot.
00:45:18Come in your face.
00:45:21Do not nut right now.
00:45:31What the fuck?
00:45:34Oh, God.
00:45:41Oh, God.
00:45:51We see you guys later.
00:45:51And a teen of a summer.
00:45:51Oh, God.
00:45:52Oh, God.
00:45:52Oh, God.
00:45:52No.
00:45:55No.
00:45:58No.
00:46:23No.
00:47:05Ah, man.
00:47:06Well, they did?
00:47:09Very.
00:47:10Oh, fuck, I wish I would've seen that.
00:47:12No!
00:47:13You don't.
00:47:16Come on, let's leg it.
00:47:19No, no, no, Monca, and until we are certain I have not been infected with this plague.
00:47:59Yes.
00:48:01May I have a word?
00:48:03Wait out there.
00:48:07What are you doing?
00:48:08I'm about to enjoy a Mexi Melt.
00:48:09There is extra if you want to join it.
00:48:11No, thank you.
00:48:12Crunchwrap Supreme? Cheesy Gourdie de Crunch?
00:48:13No.
00:48:14Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?
00:48:15I don't want any Taco fucking Bell.
00:48:16Okay.
00:48:17Rounding up all the Starlight Sympathizers is a well thought out plan.
00:48:22Clearly the right call.
00:48:23He's not in the building.
00:48:24Thank fucking god.
00:48:26What the fuck?
00:48:27Why are we doing this?
00:48:29Doing what?
00:48:30If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
00:48:33Homelander sets the agenda.
00:48:35I just execute.
00:48:36That's bullshit.
00:48:37You're the smartest person on the planet.
00:48:39There is no way you don't have an angle here.
00:48:41My angle.
00:48:43My angle is that I could have Warren Buffet on the ground tongue lashing my clit till he needs a
00:48:48D replacement.
00:48:49All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
00:48:53It's nicer than I expected.
00:48:57Ashley, she's smart.
00:48:59She's gotta listen to reason.
00:49:01Look, I've been there.
00:49:03Literally where you're sitting.
00:49:06But that chair isn't a pedestal.
00:49:07It's a chopping block.
00:49:09And I can help you.
00:49:11But you gotta talk to me.
00:49:18Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
00:49:20You know you can't.
00:49:21You're gonna blow out the back of your skull.
00:49:30Wow.
00:49:31You're unbelievable, Ashley.
00:49:32That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
00:49:35They're arresting innocent people.
00:49:37But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
00:49:40I need a minute.
00:49:48From back here I see a spine.
00:49:50Fucking use it.
00:49:51Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:52No.
00:49:53I get a psychic fucking tumor.
00:49:55This is junior year all over again.
00:49:57Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies
00:50:00because he had Jamiroquai tickets?
00:50:01And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:50:04Going along won't get you what you want.
00:50:06Going along is why we're still alive.
00:50:08You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
00:50:10At least he had a shred of decency.
00:50:13That's why he's dead.
00:50:14First they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
00:50:18I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
00:50:19You used to love his poetry and Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
00:50:23You used to want to do some good in the world.
00:50:26What happened?
00:50:27I tried.
00:50:28I tried.
00:50:29But there's nothing I can do.
00:50:31Half of Washington thinks Homelanders bat shit.
00:50:34The CIA.
00:50:35The Pentagon.
00:50:36They will follow you if you lead them.
00:50:38I'm not a leader.
00:50:39I'm vice president.
00:50:41You can still do some good Ashley.
00:50:43We can still do some good.
00:50:44Just shut up.
00:50:46Or I'm gonna float on my back in the tub again.
00:50:48You want that?
00:50:50You're better than this.
00:50:51You are better than this.
00:50:53No.
00:50:55Ow!
00:50:56So, we're clear.
00:50:58You're absolutely sure?
00:50:59Triple check the results.
00:51:00None of you are carriers.
00:51:02Humans are immune.
00:51:03Oh, chance.
00:51:04You'll see the old male.
00:51:18Goddamn.
00:51:19I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
00:51:23It was on you outside of that truck stop whorehouse on our 23.
00:51:27Soldier cunt down.
00:51:29Homelander to go.
00:51:30We fucking did it.
00:51:32About time.
00:51:38Won't care.
00:51:46Let's run away.
00:51:50What?
00:51:51There are over 50 uninhabited island in the Pacific.
00:51:55We just need to find one so remote.
00:51:58Nobody will ever find us.
00:52:02You were right.
00:52:05This virus.
00:52:06There is no contain in it.
00:52:08No stuff in it.
00:52:09I do not know how to protect you from it.
00:52:13Except...
00:52:13To take you as far away from here as possible.
00:52:16No.
00:52:32Mon amour.
00:52:34You did not see its carnage.
00:52:36It's too dangerous.
00:52:37It's dangerous for everyone.
00:52:39No innocent people are being round up.
00:52:41No.
00:52:43Don't ask me to watch you die.
00:52:46I think this is how we make amends.
00:52:50The lives we've taken.
00:52:51I think we have to...
00:52:54Get up every day and keep going.
00:53:01Yes.
00:53:07Yes.
00:53:08This is all.
00:53:25you're allowed to freak out you know this virus
00:53:30it's fucking brutal i don't know for a rock hard i'd say it's an improvement
00:53:39i haven't exactly had a magical year either neither of us is fine
00:53:45and we shouldn't be and if you don't want to talk about it
00:53:49you don't have to be perfect but i'm not letting you die
00:53:56i'm gonna keep fighting
00:54:00and if you can't then i'm just gonna fight for both of us
00:54:06but just don't turn into fucking butcher okay
00:54:09i know i'm late
00:54:43all right tara
00:54:47time for your meds
00:54:58there's a good boy
00:55:14well hey be careful sir there's a viral contagion
00:55:18i got here as soon as i heard and i locked shit down i'm sending soldier boy to test the
00:55:23waters
00:55:23pretty fucking strategic sir you're always playing 3d chess aren't you
00:55:28i told him to report back told him not to go in alone why would he do that
00:55:33well it's more like soldier boy am i right leave
00:55:38well i just um gotta be here sir
00:55:41well i'm gonna do this should have been you
00:55:44sorry leave
00:55:50i was swimming
00:55:52i was swimming
00:56:10no
00:56:14no
00:56:15no
00:56:17not you too
00:56:20not you
00:56:29why does everyone keep leaving me
00:56:35i'm sorry
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