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The Boys - Season 5 - Episode 01: Fifteen Inches of Sheer Dynamite
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00:00:05in a world of chaos some things never change that good will always win you stay the fuck back
00:00:12on a laser you goddammit that love conquers all i'm your father not him brian and that heroes
00:00:20will answer the call to protect i want to flip a train he's right there he's ready when i carried
00:00:32your ass to the er that felt better than anything that i had ever done at vol the answer to
00:00:37all our
00:00:38prayers a virus to kill soups somebody's been running tests to make the virus strong enough
00:00:44to kill homelander would evolve into something super lethal a global fucking pandemic what's
00:00:49no genocide between friends just fuck off and let me die in peace with you the seven is getting
00:00:54even stronger put your hands together for firecracker i am not sexually attracted to you
00:01:00this is about loyalty i'll do anything for you and sister sage she's the world's smartest person
00:01:06fascist the people will tear it apart themselves and you get to swoop in like caesar like caesar
00:01:14once he's in office we need to invoke the 25th amendment who's handling all this i fucking
00:01:19you when homelander chucks all the starlighters into internment camps you're cool with that
00:01:23you didn't know about the camps you're gonna help us take down vod and homelander no deals
00:01:30newman would have been a shit patsy so i want another way speaker of the house calhoun he's
00:01:34next in line to be president he'd like to pledge his allegiance to you now that we have full
00:01:38legal authority veritable army of superheroes will be called upon to route these traitors from
00:01:44our government and from our streets america will be safe again to the starlighters i'm coming for
00:01:50you because today a new age of superheroes begins you were my first call you gotta be fucking
00:01:56kidding me this whole time
00:02:00you
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00:02:40thank you thank you and welcome to the vod international annual meeting of shareholders
00:02:52okay give me my firecrackers
00:02:55places ladies places let's go let's go up to it let's go come on
00:03:01stay in line keep it tight
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00:03:32vicious murder spree. But we said no. We said enough. We said not in America and
00:03:40together we soared into a new Golden Dawn!
00:04:00Keep going.
00:04:03Stop!
00:04:06We designated the Starlighters a terrorist organization.
00:04:10I'm a hero for proudly serving the Armed Forces thanks to the new Chairman of the Joint Chiefs,
00:04:17General Mayhem!
00:04:18This bomb is up 21%. G-Man, days past from the future has grossed over $200 billion.
00:04:26Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
00:04:29But all of this, the most important truth is a safer, more God-fearing nation!
00:04:41Power nation!
00:04:45Yes!
00:04:47Yes!
00:04:48Yes!
00:04:48What did you say with that little bitch Starlight tried to do on our southern border?
00:04:52Got it.
00:04:53Is there no depth to what that little wolf-
00:04:56I'm wondering, Queen Maeve, for the gods of demoness.
00:05:00Take these two!
00:05:01No, no.
00:05:02Trust these two, please!
00:05:02No, what?
00:05:03So they could tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
00:05:06Come on!
00:05:07No, Maeve.
00:05:09No.
00:05:09You stay back!
00:05:10All of you, stay back!
00:05:12You stay the fuck back!
00:05:13And I'll laser you, goddammit!
00:05:15I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:05:17No!
00:05:17Jesus .
00:05:46Stay back!
00:05:47This was an AI-generated disinformation campaign period.
00:05:50And the American people have the good sense to call out a lie when they see-
00:05:55Stay back!
00:05:56They're all laser every fucking one of you!
00:06:00Stay back!
00:06:01Fuck!
00:06:03I'm laser every-
00:06:04Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States.
00:06:15Tough day.
00:06:17Sad day.
00:06:19When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
00:06:23This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deep fake put out by Marxist starlighters.
00:06:28Let's open it up.
00:06:31Chris Hayes.
00:06:32Vice President Barrett.
00:06:33Look, Chris.
00:06:34I know exactly what you're thinking.
00:06:36Literally.
00:06:36And no.
00:06:37Just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance to the U
00:06:42.S. of A.
00:06:42That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
00:06:47Honestly.
00:06:48Do better?
00:06:49What about your so-called freedom camps?
00:06:51The starlighter dissidents?
00:06:53More clickbait.
00:06:54I mean, who doesn't love freedom?
00:06:56And Cam.
00:06:57We knew this would happen sooner or later.
00:06:59We've been ready.
00:07:00In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't tell their clit from
00:07:06their collarbone.
00:07:06The share price is only down half a point.
00:07:09Besides that, damage is minimal.
00:07:11What's this?
00:07:12That is a Gutenberg Bible.
00:07:14Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
00:07:17You're really on top of the world, huh?
00:07:19Peter Thiel.
00:07:20The Obamas calling you for advice.
00:07:25That everyone loves you.
00:07:27You can't really think I care.
00:07:28Maybe you didn't used to.
00:07:30It's all for you.
00:07:31Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.
00:07:34The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
00:07:37Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
00:07:40Saying that maybe I even did something to, uh, my son?
00:07:48No, everyone knows that Ryan is...
00:07:52Sorry, that he is at boarding school in Svalbard.
00:07:57That story's holding.
00:07:59We're good.
00:08:01And how about you, Sage?
00:08:03Are you...
00:08:06Good?
00:08:07I'm fine.
00:08:08You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
00:08:12You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
00:08:16No.
00:08:16Then just tell me.
00:08:18How did Starlight get in the building?
00:08:24I was humiliated!
00:08:28As if people don't hate me enough!
00:08:30Your numbers are north of 96.
00:08:31Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure,
00:08:33but millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts.
00:08:37Word counts.
00:08:38Have you seen the memes?
00:08:40Have you seen the memes about me?
00:08:45Posting them should be a crime.
00:08:48Yes, but we can't go...
00:08:52Oh, you're serious.
00:08:54Uh, sir.
00:08:55Okay.
00:08:56Ongoing conflict is useful to us.
00:08:58It keeps people afraid.
00:08:59No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:09:02You promised me Caesar.
00:09:04He was stabbed by his best friends.
00:09:06Well, I can relate to that.
00:09:07But I need people to be devoted.
00:09:11To me.
00:09:13May I speak freely?
00:09:14Give it a shot.
00:09:15I told you.
00:09:16No matter how much power you amass,
00:09:19it will not make you happy.
00:09:27You know what's gonna make me happy?
00:09:31I think I'll be happy when Starlight
00:09:33and William Butcher are corpses.
00:09:40I want it leaked
00:09:42that in three days
00:09:43we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk,
00:09:46and the...
00:09:48French one.
00:09:50That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher
00:09:53and then I will take care of this
00:09:56once and for all.
00:09:58Consider it done, sir.
00:10:16The next episode of the long term
00:10:17It's one time to say
00:10:18I was gonna be SYP.
00:10:23I missed this time.
00:10:24And tell my ear,
00:10:28for the redакс of the redex.
00:10:30Toes the redex of my ear,
00:10:32I was going to be sick.
00:10:33Say,
00:10:34talk about la redex of the redex of the redex.
00:10:37It's not that you need to send.
00:10:40Ask your ear to the redex
00:10:43or ask your ear to the redex.
00:11:12Do you mind being more careful?
00:11:14I'm sorry, but what do you do if you...
00:11:20Thank you. Also, payers of any exploits. Enjoy.
00:11:48Put it on my frame.
00:11:49Don't be afraid.
00:12:03Don't be afraid.
00:12:13Don't be afraid.
00:12:30And he got the flight 37 with you out.
00:12:33Huh.
00:12:35Huh?
00:12:37That's all you have to say.
00:12:42No!
00:12:48No!
00:12:50No!
00:12:53No!
00:13:20Hello, Dad.
00:13:24Billy.
00:13:32You are a wanted man.
00:13:35What are you doing here?
00:13:36On a bit of a layover.
00:13:39Thought I'd pop in.
00:13:41Say hello to Lenny and Mum.
00:13:46Proof is no God, innit?
00:13:49She's dead.
00:13:50And there you are, thriving with arse cancer.
00:14:04Does it hurt when you take a shit?
00:14:06Fucking hope so.
00:14:07I didn't know how to get hold of you about the funeral.
00:14:10I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
00:14:13You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
00:14:15I paid for it.
00:14:16People like you and me don't get to spend a turn of heat with the likes of them.
00:14:21What did you come here for?
00:14:24Torture old man, eh?
00:14:28Where did you find that?
00:14:30In the attic.
00:14:31Reminds me of him.
00:14:40Five fucking weeks Lenny practiced that rings trick.
00:14:45I still remember the look on his face when he went.
00:14:48So fucking chuffed.
00:14:53And then he come home.
00:14:56And you called him a little poof.
00:15:01Well...
00:15:01Never looked at this again, did he?
00:15:04Why you here?
00:15:06Huh?
00:15:16There's no need to get angry.
00:15:18Oh, I ain't angry.
00:15:21I'm bleeding grateful.
00:15:22All the times you knocked the shit out of me, gave me the belt or whatever.
00:15:27Made me who I am.
00:15:30Made me just like you.
00:15:33I'll show ya.
00:15:35Son.
00:15:37Please.
00:15:38I know.
00:15:39I ain't got long to go.
00:15:42It's a waste of time.
00:15:44I know.
00:15:46But it'll give me a good fucking laugh.
00:15:50Just to hear you scream.
00:15:52Don't.
00:15:53You don't gotta change nothing.
00:16:03Who says, I wanna change?
00:16:10Hmm.
00:16:17What's the matter with you?
00:16:18What?
00:16:19Your heart's pounding.
00:16:22Are you scared?
00:16:24No.
00:16:25I just love being at work.
00:16:27It's exciting.
00:16:28Room temperature like you like.
00:16:34Have a good show.
00:16:41I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges.
00:16:43Tell him it's for me.
00:16:44Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
00:16:46Tell Jerry I said, fuck off.
00:16:48He wants to trim the budget.
00:16:49How about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
00:16:59Howdy there, boss.
00:17:01Did you look bashing today?
00:17:04Well, my whole life has been dedicated to saving these people.
00:17:08And yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits.
00:17:15Why?
00:17:16What are they hiding?
00:17:18Oh, they ain't hiding nothing.
00:17:20I know they just look up to you is all.
00:17:31Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
00:17:34Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
00:17:36I don't wanna be making milk.
00:17:37Look, I do more than anything.
00:17:40Them pills just janked up my ticker so awful.
00:17:45They were killing me.
00:17:57How'd you catch them red-handed?
00:17:59Our enemies have started using bleeding-edge technologies like AI,
00:18:05which means artificial intelligence.
00:18:08So Starlight did use that dang-fangled AI.
00:18:11First she went and deep-faked Thomas Gadolkin himself.
00:18:15Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
00:18:17I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
00:18:20To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that got you.
00:18:25Then she went and AI this so-called Flat 37 video.
00:18:30Oh, God, sloppy word.
00:18:32If we freeze it here, yeah.
00:18:36I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand.
00:18:40Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
00:18:45Yes, it is.
00:19:09Yes, it is.
00:19:11Yes, it is.
00:19:11It is.
00:19:12It is.
00:19:23I am not sure what they are doing or what was trying to do like this.
00:19:23Oh, God.
00:19:23Oh, God.
00:19:27I am Grove, who brought a doctor's office on the cigar.
00:19:31I am too.
00:19:31I am the scotch.
00:19:32.
00:19:32.
00:19:51I ain't here for you, you dozy bin.
00:19:54They're after Frenchie.
00:19:56Vought's gonna do him,
00:19:58Huey and him.
00:19:59In certainly two hours.
00:20:06Look, I know you don't trust me.
00:20:09The French is a dead man. We ain't got time to fuck about.
00:20:12I got CIA at Gulfstream gassing up the plant now.
00:20:16Will's up on the now.
00:20:26Smile, Camper. It's a new day and a new chance to learn the truth, meaning of freedom.
00:20:32Ivy, you can't talk like that.
00:20:34Huey, none of the FBSA people are ever getting out. It's hopeless.
00:20:40Look, I should be the last guy who has any hope.
00:20:43I've been strangled by Ezekiel, I've been hunted by Noir, chased by sharks inside of a whale,
00:20:48shot at by Russians, almost blown up at hero-gasm, and laser-dead bought on ice.
00:20:53Look, the point is... Oh, and one time I had to sit naked on a chocolate cake.
00:20:57It's a long story. The point is, by all sane logic, I should be dead.
00:21:01Or crazy. Or both.
00:21:03Then why aren't you?
00:21:05Because if you lose hope in here, you're not gonna make it.
00:21:08Hey! Get down!
00:21:09Fuck you!
00:21:10Jesus.
00:21:11Hey! Get down!
00:21:13Get the fuck down!
00:21:15I said fuck you!
00:21:16Come down right now!
00:21:17Hey! Hey!
00:21:18Hey!
00:21:19Holy shit!
00:21:20Oh, Jesus!
00:21:22Hey, boy!
00:21:24Do nothing!
00:21:30Get inside!
00:21:33See?
00:21:36He gave up.
00:21:39What about you?
00:21:40God's sake, son.
00:21:49Bitches like Starlight make you weak.
00:21:52That's why I cut out all women.
00:21:54No love.
00:21:55No sex.
00:21:56No problems.
00:21:57And literally, bro, I have never felt manlier.
00:22:01Think about this.
00:22:02Okay.
00:22:04Romance.
00:22:04Flowers.
00:22:06Cuddling.
00:22:06Kissing.
00:22:07That's beta male shit, bro.
00:22:09That's super gay.
00:22:11Who am I, right?
00:22:12B-b-b-b-reach!
00:22:14Yes.
00:22:15And you know what?
00:22:16As for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did,
00:22:19whatever that baby-murdering three out of ten thought she was gonna do,
00:22:23it didn't work.
00:22:24Oh, bollocks.
00:22:26Half a bottle of rum.
00:22:27And you're a solid five out of ten any day of the week.
00:22:30What the fuck are you doing here?
00:22:35Can we go?
00:22:40Oh, wow.
00:22:41Your skin is so oily, like hugging a McRib.
00:22:43Wait, did-did you just-how?
00:22:46Fucking speech therapy, and fucking therapy therapy,
00:22:48and so much fucking TikTok.
00:22:50Well, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.
00:22:52Sixteen hour flight, and not a fucking peep.
00:22:54Cause all you can say is, oi, oi, oi, cunt, cunt, cunt.
00:22:57Like the better with a mouth shut.
00:22:59Where have you been?
00:23:00Vought got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces,
00:23:02so they deported me to Manila.
00:23:04I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747,
00:23:06but I fell out at 10,000 feet.
00:23:09Oh, man.
00:23:10That took a hot minute to regrow.
00:23:12They found my asshole like a mile away.
00:23:15How did you find me?
00:23:16Oh, ways and means, love.
00:23:18How many men you down?
00:23:19How many does it look like?
00:23:24It's all right, love.
00:23:26Nothing to be scared of.
00:23:27I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do.
00:23:30So, are you still dying, hopefully?
00:23:32No.
00:23:33Hearty inhale.
00:23:34See, that's a mistake most people make.
00:23:36They try to fight the cancer.
00:23:38Nice one putting flight 37 out there.
00:23:40Was it?
00:23:41It didn't move the needle an inch.
00:23:43Oh, of course it did.
00:23:44Homelander's fuming.
00:23:45He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:23:52Of course, it's a trap.
00:23:54A question.
00:23:56Is what else are we gonna do, science walk into it?
00:24:00Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
00:24:06You want Frenchy.
00:24:07You're still working on the virus, and you want his help.
00:24:10The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know.
00:24:13And Armlander.
00:24:16Now, are you gonna help us save the boys?
00:24:19Or not?
00:24:33Saw a signal.
00:24:35So, we're doing broad daylight now?
00:24:37We are getting executed.
00:24:39What?
00:24:40Sorry.
00:24:41In 36 hours, we...
00:24:45They're finally fucking doing it.
00:24:47They're trying to drive Annie.
00:24:48The question to show is, why now?
00:24:55Flight 37 video.
00:24:57Afronaut type shit.
00:24:58They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in,
00:25:01and then they do her in.
00:25:03Fuck that.
00:25:04We're getting out of here first.
00:25:08We're gonna need a lot more Molotov, so let's get going.
00:25:14How did you get these?
00:25:16Fly by.
00:25:17I took it myself.
00:25:19Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
00:25:21That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you, but then hug you.
00:25:24So how come you didn't spring then?
00:25:26Honestly, they've been safer there.
00:25:30It's this one.
00:25:33Getting in won't be easy.
00:25:34A perimeter's just open space.
00:25:36That's what I'm telling you.
00:25:37I'm not a bloke.
00:25:38I mean, he's a fucking worm butt.
00:25:40He might be able to help.
00:25:42Even if I can get us in, how the fuck are we gonna get out?
00:25:45Leave that to me.
00:25:46I have someone we can call.
00:25:50No, I didn't.
00:25:56You like croissants?
00:25:58Ugh, doy.
00:25:59Why?
00:26:07Homelander?
00:26:07Hey, you wanna see us?
00:26:14Should we come back?
00:26:20Can you believe the gall cooking up these lies about me?
00:26:24Tarnishing my good name.
00:26:27Fake garbage.
00:26:29Right.
00:26:31Oh, right. Yes, totally, sir. I know.
00:26:33Starlight.
00:26:35Spewing this filth.
00:26:36What a fucking lightweight.
00:26:38I mean, what could she even do?
00:26:40Besides flash her little high beams at you.
00:26:44Am I right?
00:26:45Always, sir.
00:26:46So then, why'd you let her get away?
00:26:52Don't you look at him like that.
00:26:54Where the fuck were you?
00:26:55I was there.
00:26:56Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage.
00:26:59Right?
00:27:00Bro.
00:27:02It's been a year.
00:27:03A full lap of the sun.
00:27:05And you haven't found a train.
00:27:09Or Butcher.
00:27:12Or Starlight.
00:27:16It's almost as if you're fucking up on purpose.
00:27:20I mean, I know you're not.
00:27:22That would be suicidal.
00:27:26You know, I had a good chat with Gavin, our stage manager.
00:27:34And it turns out, he betrayed me.
00:27:40He liked a couple of Starlight posts in the past.
00:27:43And a horrible meme about me.
00:27:46It really makes me wonder, who else is a traitor hiding in plain sight?
00:27:51Sir, you can check my history.
00:27:52I've never liked one of her shitty posts.
00:27:53Here, just check it.
00:27:54Look.
00:27:54That won't be necessary.
00:27:55But, gentlemen.
00:28:00Do your fucking jobs.
00:28:02Yes, sir.
00:28:04No.
00:28:19No.
00:28:21No.
00:28:26I know.
00:28:26No.
00:28:28Anściele, a business owner,
00:28:30just wait for us.
00:28:30Oh, my God.
00:28:32No.
00:28:32No.
00:28:32No.
00:28:32A business owner,
00:28:33bro what the hell you could have my back in there bro you're not the real noir okay you can
00:28:39talk
00:28:41look i get method okay i fuck with stella adler i just shot honey boy 2 with shia
00:28:45we literally never broke character hey but enough's enough
00:28:55bro i always thought i'd stay single but you know what they say how do you make god laugh
00:28:59make a plan ain't that the truth so there i was at the national prayer breakfast and i look across
00:29:05the table and it was it was like the lord smiled upon us talk about a match made in heaven
00:29:15amen
00:29:15amen oh father himself head pastor president and ceo samaritan's embrace ministries after
00:29:23ezekiel's untimely murder god rest his soul amen well you two are just a super able union for the
00:29:28ages we share the belief in a dream of a christian nation i think that's why i fell for her
00:29:35so fast
00:29:36for me it was love at first sight see i knew he was gonna say that try marrying a mind
00:29:43reader
00:29:46powerful now how about we switch gears like y'all's initiative to abolish dei now it's funny
00:29:52how those three little letters are all in devil people don't need a handout it's racist to give
00:29:58people a leg up based on skin color isn't white a color too let's cut excuse me but i'm the
00:30:05one who
00:30:06calls cut cut sage my sister in christ um no i don't believe in your magic sky ghost or his
00:30:16baby
00:30:16sky ghost i need a vice president give us the room fuck how is married life the power of christ
00:30:24can tell
00:30:25you to fuck him bitch your hole still smells like deep great barrier queef touchy hey it's not my fault
00:30:31the american people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as vp maybe but still i don't see why i had
00:30:38to put taker down it was a patriotic thing to do can we hurry this along i'm about to kill
00:30:41dei
00:30:42uh not today you're not he wants more starlighters arrested but everyone who smashed a window or held
00:30:50a can of spray paint is already a camp now it's anyone who registered as a starlighter or posted
00:30:55defamatory things about homelander cyber terrorists are terrorists too
00:31:02true true it's just that we've already purged the cia doj fbi fdc cdc epa dhs hhs and usps
00:31:12we deported the nation's nannies and gardeners we arrested chapel rowan and tyler the creator and
00:31:16they canceled coachella but now he wants to detain thousands of american citizens you know i couldn't
00:31:21help but notice you registered barrett for president dot com net and org it's exploratory
00:31:28you're a soup made you fucking vice president as long as you stay useful don't worry everything
00:31:36will come up ashley yeah good talk
00:31:50reacher massive enters the motel woman you're huge reacher know what they say about huge guys
00:32:07they have huge cocks
00:32:14jesus fucking cry you fucking crazy get in here hello worm yeah hi you're like america's literal
00:32:20most wanted did anyone see you come in here no are you sure because i did a deep dive on
00:32:25surveillance
00:32:25tech for an svu spec and that shit is everywhere now fucking hell this is a bit of a step
00:32:30down from
00:32:31that brownstone you had in it yeah it's not my fault there was a contraction in the tv business
00:32:36listen whatever you want i i'm not interested calm off it mate you ain't even heard the pitch yet
00:32:42pass well told whatever just fucking go okay you don't have anything on me anymore
00:32:48well i still got them creepy fucking texts you sent don't i miranda cosgrove was 19 at the time
00:32:54and i don't even work there anymore vod studios replaced all their writers with ai
00:32:58and yes the audience scores went way up on rotty tees but it isn't art okay it just isn't
00:33:06you ruin your appetite that's right i came here for an ex-soup with a certain set of skills
00:33:14i need us a tunnel duck you do that and you can stick at the vault for putting you up
00:33:18to pasture
00:33:19how does this thing a tunnel fuck what you do the tunnel i'll do the fucking
00:33:2520 miles out of rochester be there rochester well rochester's got that honey away soil
00:33:32fucking delicious
00:33:37you need a shower you smell like a wing stop bathroom
00:33:41thanks was that bad sorry turns out talking to people's hard
00:33:48check you long enough you slowing down in your old age
00:33:51fuck you john bonnet you guys are friends you talk
00:33:58reggie has been helping us out for a while thanks where's everybody
00:34:07well i heard about the pittsburgh raid last month
00:34:09hmm go marie moreau how's your team doing yeah they're scoring a few wins but
00:34:14not nearly enough
00:34:18so
00:34:20what's with the 9-1-1
00:34:21huey mm and frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow so
00:34:26we need your help to break them out
00:34:27of a vod prison camp
00:34:30you're fucking crazy listen you don't have to fight okay we just need you to run them to the
00:34:35extraction point it's easy easy right you know homeland is going to be waiting
00:34:42i can't we know how to kill him okay but we need frenchie to do it
00:34:46great well good luck with that hey are you going to keep running forever
00:34:50i mean if we're going to really take him out we need your help
00:34:53so what i'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group i mean we are down one
00:34:59asshole so yeah maybe
00:35:05no why not i said i can't
00:35:09i know you're scared no i'm not fucking scared
00:35:14i got a family to protect
00:35:19i can't
00:35:22i get it i do
00:35:25me too
00:35:29keep him safe
00:35:34we shouldn't have let him go no
00:35:38homelander fucked him up
00:35:40fucked me up too
00:35:42we're gonna need an exit plan b
00:35:47all right so we hit the east gate
00:35:50and we go at dawn
00:35:53we've been through this
00:35:54i know i just want to go over it a few more times just so i can get it in
00:35:56my head
00:35:56hughie
00:35:58take a fucking drink will you
00:36:00no thanks
00:36:02you know what i mean
00:36:02you know i quit
00:36:04leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it when a fucking internment camp
00:36:08what about you
00:36:09have you been eating the fresh produce ice magdalene
00:36:13mouchan's got corn in it
00:36:22hey don't worry
00:36:25and you will be fine she's strong
00:36:31kimiko too
00:36:36y'all motherfuckers are tripping
00:36:38y'all know what the fuck's going on with them
00:36:40and you don't even know where kimiko's at
00:36:42what so you don't think you're gonna see janine and monica
00:36:45is that it
00:36:45what i know is
00:36:46is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives
00:36:50m.m. you're the strongest guy i know
00:36:53we've been in tougher spots than this
00:36:56you know i did two tours in the 38 in farrow province
00:37:01the shit i saw will fuck you up
00:37:05and even that
00:37:05was emily in paris compared to the shit that we looking at here
00:37:10and even if we make it out of here we ain't surviving this fucking war
00:37:13we are dead men walking
00:37:17chin chin motherfuckers
00:37:23we need more resin
00:37:24yeah
00:37:26got some more hidden in the barracks walls
00:37:35attention campers
00:37:36tonight's screening will be dawn of the seven
00:37:39tomorrow's screening will open
00:37:42dawn of the seven
00:37:48well annie today marks two months
00:37:51it's a little insane how much i miss you
00:37:55i've been having trouble eating
00:37:56every day i see people giving up
00:37:59but not me
00:38:00because i have you
00:38:02it's very very sweet
00:38:04they were innocent
00:38:06oh
00:38:08well
00:38:08i'd hardly call them innocent
00:38:10they lied to me
00:38:11played dumb about your little stash in the wall there
00:38:13we've known about that for quite some time
00:38:17but i just wanted to
00:38:20give you a little hope
00:38:21you're not the one who gave it to me asshole
00:38:23ooh
00:38:24i like internment camp huey
00:38:27she's zesty
00:38:28fuck you
00:38:30do it
00:38:31what?
00:38:32kill me
00:38:32not until we flush out butcher and starlight
00:38:35you think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?
00:38:38let's not insult each other
00:38:39we both know they're coming
00:38:41do you remember when we first met?
00:38:45how could i forget?
00:38:47believe festival
00:38:47when they tried to cleanse your soul
00:38:49i remember thinking
00:38:54why him?
00:38:56what does starlight see in this gangly simp
00:39:00that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie kids shampoo?
00:39:04you know, william and victoria newman love you too
00:39:07i mean i get it
00:39:09from your perspective
00:39:10you're punching up
00:39:12good for you
00:39:13but
00:39:13why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity?
00:39:21why would starlight and butcher
00:39:24piss away their lives
00:39:26to try and rescue you?
00:39:32because i do it for them
00:39:49what the fuck are you doing, asshole?
00:39:52thought i asked you to swing through austin and pick us up some franklins
00:39:55some came up
00:39:57so i'll be in, baby bro
00:39:58got some ribeyes in the fridge
00:40:00thanks
00:40:03reina made you a favorite corn salad
00:40:05oh, my bad
00:40:06uh, salad le meh
00:40:08i think that's it
00:40:10i've been slacking on my duolingo
00:40:12you ain't gotta do that, bro
00:40:14what?
00:40:16i mean, come on
00:40:17would it have been like
00:40:17a year, some change now
00:40:20you still acting like this is some chill family vacation
00:40:22instead of on the run
00:40:23it's fine
00:40:24you're a shitty liar
00:40:28i know i fucked you over
00:40:31let's please
00:40:32stop trying to make me feel better about it
00:40:34you remember when we got into it
00:40:37at the park that day
00:40:38and i told you
00:40:39that you had never really saved anyone
00:40:43you were right
00:40:44not anymore
00:40:45i'm still breathing, ain't i?
00:40:47that reina
00:40:48your nephews
00:40:49i mean, yeah
00:40:51moving around constantly
00:40:53this is a pain in the ass
00:40:56but it's worth it
00:40:57it's good to see you
00:40:58like this
00:41:01mom will be really proud of you, man
00:41:06dad
00:41:07dad
00:41:08uncle reg
00:41:08why are they doing that?
00:41:16hey, train
00:41:17that was your fucking phone, a friend
00:41:19well, i held up my end, love
00:41:21how are you gonna get us out?
00:41:22i'll fly us all out
00:41:23one by one
00:41:24oh, that'll take all fucking night
00:41:26alright
00:41:27fine
00:41:28just as long as we're on the same page here
00:41:30frenchie goes first
00:41:31yeah, alright
00:41:32frenchie first
00:41:33what about huey and mm?
00:41:34we will get him
00:41:35but nothing is more important than killing homelander
00:41:38frenchie first
00:41:39you sound like maeve
00:41:41yeah, well, maeve was right
00:42:00shit, quiet
00:42:01you've been whining like a little bitch since the azores
00:42:14they're already gone
00:42:19stop following my fucking family, man
00:42:21never gonna stop, bro
00:42:22homelander's orders
00:42:25only one way this ends
00:42:26yeah, exactly
00:42:27right now it's you coming after me
00:42:29then it'll be noir coming after you
00:42:31new noir
00:42:33because homelander killed the first one
00:42:34remember?
00:42:36that's how people end up around him
00:42:38you smug dick
00:42:40always thought you were better than me, didn't you?
00:42:43jesus
00:42:43what? it's true
00:42:45sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights
00:42:48what, you think I'm a fucking joke?
00:42:50suck my balls
00:42:51you're the fucking joke
00:42:52look at you
00:42:53on the run like a little bitch
00:42:56and then I'm with homelander
00:42:58you know, I can see it
00:43:00look how terrified you are
00:43:03fuck you
00:43:05I'm the lord of the seven seas, baby
00:43:08I'm all about that sigma life
00:43:10I ain't terrified as shit
00:43:12you're so scared of homelander
00:43:13you don't even see what it's done to you
00:43:15you're not fucking scared
00:43:23yeah, I said the same thing
00:43:28it's pathetic
00:43:32you're pathetic
00:43:34sooner or later
00:43:35I'm gonna get your family
00:43:48Xander, we'll leave when I say we'll leave
00:43:51god
00:43:52when I wrote the series finale of triple c
00:43:54that's crimson counts capers
00:43:55it was impossible to like
00:43:57tick every box
00:43:59and tie up every little storyline
00:44:01I mean, just try making everybody happy
00:44:03you can't do it
00:44:04finales are the worst
00:44:06your voice makes me want to kill myself
00:44:09oh, sorry
00:44:10what's that bad?
00:44:10how many times did you come here thinking
00:44:12I should just blaze on in there
00:44:13and save the day?
00:44:15no, I already said that
00:44:16oh, come off it
00:44:17don't give me that
00:44:18Huey's safe in his playpen bollocks
00:44:20you left him in there
00:44:22because you don't want to look him in the eye
00:44:24after a year's worth of deep dark shit you've done
00:44:27let me give you a bit of advice
00:44:32please don't
00:44:33ain't nothing to feel guilty about
00:44:36because that shit
00:44:37is gonna get us all killed
00:44:38I mean, it is thankless and impossible work
00:44:41hey, what did you guys think of the lost finale?
00:44:43get to work, asshole
00:44:44great
00:44:44I'm fucking starving
00:44:46where do you want to pop out?
00:44:47bunk 19
00:44:52wait, that
00:44:53that's a Vaughn Freedom Camp
00:44:55is it?
00:44:56no, no, no
00:44:56you said I got the stick of Devon
00:44:58that gets fucking lasered in half
00:44:59well
00:45:00that's how worms get their rocks off, isn't it?
00:45:02it's complicated
00:45:02and I don't want to get into that right now
00:45:04I'm fucking half
00:45:05hey, our friends are about to be killed
00:45:07so you're gonna dig us a hole
00:45:09or I'll bury you in one
00:45:18drive the action to the climax
00:45:20drive the action to the climax
00:45:32you guys are gonna want to stay back
00:45:47oh no
00:46:03have fun in the shithole
00:46:05ladies first
00:46:06fuck you
00:46:08eat
00:46:10you
00:46:10you
00:46:10you
00:46:11you
00:46:12all
00:46:49Oh, that wasn't so bad, was it?
00:46:52Don't ever contact me again.
00:46:57Oh, hey, uh, is it cool if I used this for the A-Story and the Reacher's Pack I'm working
00:47:01on?
00:47:01Oh, piss off, wanker.
00:47:02Take that as a yes.
00:47:24Oh, fuck.
00:47:31Surprise.
00:47:33Welcome, William.
00:47:34And you.
00:47:36The gang is almost all here.
00:47:38Oh, and, uh, you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:52So, what's the big plan?
00:47:54What, are you going to sandbag me with the G'dulcan virus?
00:47:58Yes, I know all about it.
00:48:00Suck my fat dick!
00:48:01Hmm?
00:48:10Hey, where's Starlight?
00:48:12This doesn't feel like a party without my little lightning bug here.
00:48:21Jesus Christ, William, you've got a viper's nest in there.
00:48:25I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh, it's incredible.
00:48:33I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's beautiful, what you've done to yourself,
00:48:39what you've become, and you did all that for me.
00:48:49You know, that, that is devotion.
00:48:54You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say you are the
00:49:03only one that's ever challenged me.
00:49:07And there's a part of me that will be sad to see you go.
00:49:36Come on, Brody's going to fly us out.
00:49:52Annie!
00:49:53Annie!
00:50:01What the hell?
00:50:03Hughie!
00:50:17Don't you move.
00:50:24Don't you.
00:50:40It's okay, it's okay.
00:50:42Just stay down, okay?
00:50:58What are you doing?
00:51:03Hey, Dick.
00:51:05I've been waiting for this.
00:51:08I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party, so...
00:51:29Don't you fucking move.
00:51:32Get your hands up or I can see them.
00:51:35Get your fucking hands up or I can see them!
00:51:43Hold her tight.
00:51:50Where is she going?
00:51:51I can see them.
00:52:09I can see them.
00:52:12Fuck!
00:52:14Fuck!
00:52:28Oh!
00:52:34Ugh!
00:53:03Fuck this.
00:53:04She's not coming back.
00:53:05Huey, we have to go, we have to go down.
00:53:07Hey, I'm still, stay there.
00:53:08She's coming back.
00:53:08No, no, no, no, she can't.
00:53:09She's coming back.
00:53:16William!
00:53:39I did it.
00:53:43What?
00:53:45No!
00:53:45I don't know.
00:54:42I don't know.
00:54:45I don't know.
00:54:53French hit the van?
00:54:54Yeah.
00:54:57Come on in.
00:55:00You hurt?
00:55:01Where the hell were you?
00:55:37Yeah, I know.
00:55:38And that's what I said.
00:55:40Yes, exactly.
00:55:42I don't know what I mean.
00:55:44I'm not...
00:55:48No!
00:56:02Oh!
00:56:13It's like someone can't catch the a-train after all end of the road buddy boy
00:56:34that's so funny what was I so afraid of you are fucking nothing really really
00:56:57it's just an empty fucking suit take away these powers and what are you huh pathetic weak sniveling fucking loser
00:57:37you
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