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00:00There's a spider on the butter.
00:02What is it?
00:03Spider on the butter.
00:05Oh, not stuck into it by its legs.
00:08No.
00:09You mean it's just walked across the butter?
00:12I've dealt with it in a humane way, Mary, by putting it into the plate drawer.
00:20Have you ever done a hole like that?
00:22Well, I'll tell you what they had.
00:26Oh, Barcelona.
00:29No, I don't like that this guy's trying to tell me how to eat my dinner.
00:32A what?
00:33Foot fetish.
00:34I had no idea that was a thing.
00:36Remove my britches.
00:37Expose your loins.
00:39I like that.
00:42Oh, Ronnie.
00:43This is weird.
00:44Jeez, it's a mystery bugger, isn't it?
00:46This is why I don't date.
00:48That is Dyson with the devil.
00:49Oh, no.
00:50He suffers for his art, doesn't he?
00:53Eventually continental.
00:55I think I'd rather call it a Dana.
00:57I'd say, wouldn't you?
00:58Who's been arrested now and for what?
01:02In the week we said a sad farewell to maths dating coach Mel Schilling.
01:07We enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:11Famous faces were getting their hands dirty in the big white tent.
01:15I'm going to be honest with you.
01:16I'm not really a pastry girl in that sense.
01:18Never made it.
01:19It just seems like a lot of work.
01:20So I was told once in domestic science at school, if you're making pastry, yeah, I was told you should
01:27run your wrists under cold water and they cool your blood.
01:31And then when you're rubbing in, your hands are, darling, throw it in the magic mix.
01:39More furry friends were finding their forever homes on Channel 4.
01:43It is very, very difficult, but there's no alternative for us.
01:47He needs someone that can just give him the love that we've given him and we will miss him.
01:52Madge jumps from the floor to the kitchen worktops and, like, goes inside the air fryers.
02:02She knows how to open the air fryer drawers and go inside.
02:06Is it extreme intelligence or is it extremely bad behaviour?
02:09I don't know.
02:09Do you know that I was cooking, other week, I was cooking a jacket potato in air fryer.
02:14I hear this crash bang wallop come downstairs, the air fryer drawers are open and my jacket potatoes are on
02:20the floor.
02:21And there was something new giving us a fright on Netflix.
02:34That is something very bad about to happen.
02:38What, the fact that she's getting married?
02:40Something very bad is going to happen.
02:44RJ!
02:45What?
02:46Why are you saying that about our wedding day?
02:47That sounds mean.
02:50I wish someone had told me before, man.
02:59In Blackpool...
03:00Me and Paige have had to start putting locks on the cupboards.
03:04Really?
03:04The kids now, they just help themselves to everything.
03:07They're like locusts, they just strip the cupboards.
03:10Pete and his little sister Sophie.
03:12Paige went out the other day and I had Eva and Jimmy, right?
03:15Next thing, Eva just walks in the living room with a packet of wine gums going...
03:21Do you want the wine gums?
03:23I'm like, no.
03:24You shouldn't be eating that.
03:26You know, what are you, a 60-year-old man who's on a long drive?
03:31Who even eats wine gums?
03:35That's a gateway for like a Werther's original.
03:37Yeah, yeah.
03:38Jimmy, mini-roll, sucker for a mini-roll like I'm off to a flame.
03:41Yeah.
03:42He had a three yesterday.
03:43I went, that is your third.
03:45Yeah.
03:46He's like, so?
03:48So?
03:49On Saturday night, there were more BGT hopefuls doing their thing on ITV1.
03:57What's Saturday night?
03:58We're eating carrots, sis.
03:59Carrot and water, Simon.
04:01It's a new way forward.
04:02I wonder what talent we're going to unleash today.
04:04Who knows?
04:05It could be anything, couldn't it, with Paige?
04:10BGT is just an old favourite.
04:12How long has it been around?
04:14At least 40 years.
04:16Longer?
04:16At least.
04:17Good luck, good luck.
04:19Good luck, guys.
04:23What are these seven silky-white suited specimens doing at our stage?
04:28I'm going to put a wager on the fact that I'll give it 15 seconds before someone's shirtless.
04:33There'll be no tops on shortly.
04:34What's the name of the group?
04:35We are Agua Company, we are salsa dancers.
04:39Salsa dancers!
04:41That's not a talent, though.
04:42My gran and granddad used to go to a salsa every week.
04:44Dad, you're into salsa, aren't you?
04:47No.
04:47No, the dip.
04:49We hope we can bring our energy and our enjoyment to your special judges.
04:55Oh, don't worry, I'm already enjoyed.
04:57Oh, I know.
04:58Oh, darling, it's like a line-up of your exes.
05:01That's so rude, but actually, you're right.
05:03It is.
05:08Oh, the way he's moving his chest.
05:10Oh, my God.
05:11I love a man who can dance salsa.
05:13Throw me around.
05:14You'll never forget being thrown around by that man from the Sheffield Salsa Society, will you?
05:18No, I loved it.
05:20RUBA!
05:22Gentlemen, I love a salsa.
05:24Oh, they love it.
05:25They love it, these lads.
05:27If they were choccy, they'd eat themselves.
05:29Of course they would.
05:35There's the tongue.
05:36Can you see the tongue?
05:37Come on, get them off, man.
05:40Christy, the bloody dance act on a strip show, man.
05:48OK.
05:48You all right?
05:49Yeah.
05:50It's getting a bit raunchy.
05:51Oh, yes.
05:52I like cola.
05:53God, the quicker they get their chops off, the better for you.
05:59Which one's your favourite?
06:01I like him.
06:02He'll keep sticking his tongue out.
06:05You can calm down.
06:07No.
06:07I know they're all your type.
06:08They're not.
06:09No, no, no, no.
06:10They're not.
06:11Only four are.
06:12I don't know they're all your type.
06:17It's a different kindness out here, isn't it?
06:19It's...
06:20Well.
06:20A strip of seltzer.
06:21As long as they don't take their trousers down, I'll be quite happy,
06:24married to get through this.
06:30obviously well waxed aren't they they are they're they're well manicured those boys
06:35i bet they're fun to go out for a night with i think we'd have a really good evening with
06:39them
06:39i'd probably leave about midnight and you would carry on i'd want you to leave much before midnight
06:48in sorry mum it's so cool what made you go onto the website and decide yeah i want that
06:55cardigan out of all of the cardigans on the website sarah her husband andre and their daughter shay
07:02well this is not going back i quite like it's one of my favorites now i don't think it can
07:07be sent
07:07back and nobody else is going to buy it i mean um how dare you how dare you question my
07:20taste
07:21unreturnable on sunday night we were cooking under canvas again with the vips on channel four
07:29oh thank god's sake you're so i love the program but you're obsessed with it i'm so blessed i find
07:36that even if i'm cooking something and i do actually follow instructions it's still either
07:42burned soggy or cold oh oh i'd love to get my lips around that
07:51okay so today the judges would love you to make eight delicious breakfast pastries oh lovely hey
07:59listen i've seen on our credit card statement that you've been having a lot of almond croissants
08:04recently i've now found a new one almond croissant with chocolate inside okay and you wonder why we're
08:09not losing weight your pastries need to have a delicious filling which can be either savory or
08:14sweet oh you could have a savory filling oh no don't waste this opportunity on savory i've never had a
08:20croissant oh yeah oh are they nice i thought croissants were for fucking posh people well yeah well
08:27they are now they used to be and i've never had one despite failing to impress paul last time he
08:32was in
08:32the tent i tried really hard on that that's the worst thing john's once again going entirely plant
08:38based i've never had anything vegan apart from an apple luckily we've got no vegans in our family
08:45hello hello there that's what you're making today cheese twists oh i could cheese twist oh no i've got
08:53some of those at home which known has made me nice overastas they got them they're bloody gorgeous
09:00have you seen them with the bacon in as well what cheese are you using vegan what is vegan cheese
09:06probably cashew nuts or something yeah do you know what i've actually had vegan cheese
09:11and it was bloody awful yeah smell like page's feet how long have you been vegan well look at the
09:18disappointment with the third vegan i think seven years ago on the planet and now there's loads of us
09:23so you have to be nice to us now because we're an army i've tried a bit of corn corn
09:28scotch egg i like
09:29them mum did a corn bolognese once and it was bloody awful but i think that's probably because it's
09:34mum's cooking not necessarily the corn if you're gonna be vegan just be vegan don't be ramming it down
09:40everybody's throat trying to educate well that's what you got to do with vegan food isn't it ramming down
09:44people's throat because it won't we eat it willingly will they absolutely stinks what is it it's bacon
09:50vegan bacon also known as faken is it tofu tofu no i don't think so oh i can twist it
09:59looks all right
10:00now doesn't it it does actually don't it looks very good but it smells over here though why does it
10:04smell
10:04so i'm exposed to damp damp they've taken the mick out of him being a vegan it'll be his bloody
10:14vegan
10:16twists have you been vegan all your life no all this stuff's falling out of this twist oh my god
10:22it's looking a bit funky in there they look unreal they look a mess the cheeses come out i wouldn't
10:28eat
10:29it i'm not even vegan i only did it's piss Paul off they look a bit pale the problem is
10:33that there's no
10:33egg wash or even milk wash on the top of him so they're lacking somewhat in color can you get
10:38vegan eggs vegan eggs how can you get vegan eggs well how can you get vegan cheese and bacon men
10:45make
10:46vegan cheese you don't get chickens say you're can you lay a vegan egg it's now time for the
10:52baker's breakfast pastries to face the judgment of paul and cherry is that a sausage roll i don't know
11:00what the hell i think i once paid 18 quid for that in gales
11:07happy with them are you happy with them paul don't don't don't don't turn this around on me
11:14paul's fuming already it just doesn't look very attractive yeah sometimes vegan food doesn't look
11:19attractive though you just have to eat it did it crunch interesting flavor interesting what does that
11:27mean in reality when somebody says interesting they usually mean shit i'm so sorry i'm so sorry
11:40not what you want to be saying i mean i ate one and now i feel physically sick
11:46don't get high off your own supply job i made that tartar time the other day didn't i that was
11:51lovely
11:52yeah very rustic looking but lovely what do you mean rustic looking ah you put the the crust of your
11:59pastry and you pass you for that pigeon didn't you yeah well i have you seen him since
12:07why are you trying to say i've killed the pigeon you well i'm just saying have you seen him since
12:12because he always used to be on the fence
12:22in hall do you know last night don't you for tea i said to ray what do you want for
12:25your team raise
12:26i don't know uh can we have fish cakes we haven't had them for ages she met them so i
12:30met them and so
12:31i got the fish and i met them best friends jenny and lee lee at 11 o'clock i could
12:38still smell the fish
12:39i'd been round with disinfectant it stunk the shelly out i said to him this morning we're not
12:46having any more to be fair i wasn't going to say a note today do i smell the fish it's
12:51from them
12:51bleeding fish cakes oh lee it was awful i'm going to say now but i'm glad i'm just glad you've
12:57said
12:57you've made fish cakes last night on saturday night something big from across the pond had found
13:04its way on to sky that is look what snl it's come from america wrote us a couple of american
13:11particles what we need is a laugh charles yeah not more gloom mongering from people like you we need
13:17cheering up it's saturday night live saturday night live oh i hope it's good i know i hope it's good
13:25and your host tina faye yes don't know you are but yay oh tina faye yes i know tina faye
13:39my name
13:40is tina faye here in the uk well they all know her don't they yeah she's like the queen of
13:46snl no one
13:47better to come and start this show tina faye is not from the uk tina faye well she's allowed
13:54here in the uk you might know me as the teacher from mean girls i never watched that no yeah
14:02she was
14:02the teacher of me so why do a uk version of snl we were asking the same thing tina well
14:09like so many
14:10large-scale american operations these days no one really knows why ah that's a joke mary do you get
14:18it yes that's a knock at the wall you see they keep things political and current as well okay and
14:24i'm so excited for you to meet your cast they are wonderful i can't even begin to understand them when
14:31they speak because she's american and they're british yeah all right what's it i'm just here as a
14:38long-time snl employee to help out and to answer like any questions anyone might have of what to
14:46oh hi yeah nicola coughlin from derry girls this girl she was asking bridgeton she's famous for
14:53derry girls she's famous for bridgeton who watches bridgeton i do my question is if this is snl uk then
15:00why are you the first host good question how do i put this politely none of you fuckers would do
15:08it
15:09well i don't know there would be plenty who do it one of the lads of blue would be up
15:13there
15:13i'm fucking right they will dunkin it'd be all over this
15:16of course he will
15:19time for one more oh yes graham norton
15:25oh where have they dragged graham what the fuck has he gone let me help you
15:32let me help you i have a gift for making american celebrities likable to a british audience
15:42he does he does hey i hear you have a really funny story about uh watching british television as a
15:49young
15:49child oh well uh yeah yes actually um growing up we thought that anything british was educational
15:55so my parents showed us all british shows and we we used to watch benny hill as a family what's
16:01benny
16:01hell that dude i think what about ab fab oh sweetie darling you're just a little shop girl darling
16:10keeping up appearances richard she's quick monty python that is an ex-product i think we're a bit young
16:18for those yeah i'll remember everyone she said yeah faulty towers nobody mentioned the war little
16:24britain do you really want me to take that one are you being served my pussy is like an alarm
16:31clock
16:34she's actually quite funny isn't she oh i love that mrs slocum yeah oh that's why you're
16:44you're all yours we've got a great show wet leg is here stick you're out and watch this
16:55wow
16:58do you know what i'm going to be honest and i thought it was going to be shite but it's
17:02actually
17:02spot on brilliant insight yeah should we have laughed like what should we have laughed
17:12i don't think it's mandatory but i think that's the essence of the show all right
17:19in wiltshire oh right oh
17:26that's the terrible noise this is the worst one oh what's that terrible noise mary are you having
17:32throwing your horrible anoraks down oh mary giles and his wife mary what on earth have you left
17:39anoraks upstairs for mary there's no reason to disrespect the anoraks i'm just will you please
17:46hang them up on the door instead of leaving them what were they doing up there mary will you go
17:51up
17:52absent-mindedly taking them off i like them with their statement of identity sorry nutty you mustn't
17:57bring them upstairs to the bedroom there's my camouflage anorak i haven't seen that for ages
18:02that makes me virtually invisible on friday it was troubling news close to home hitting the headlines
18:09on the bbc oh very nice sandwiches corned beef oh i love corned beef i've cut all the crusts off
18:18everything thank you have you got any picolili i'm sweating me tips off what for cutting the crust off
18:28oh bloody hell cookie you may have noticed if you've started buying easter eggs this year that
18:35you're paying more for less finally and you don't have an opinion about we never got um easter eggs at
18:41christmas well you won't get easter eggs at christmas would you like we never neither according to the
18:48consumer group which the traditional chocolate treats are being hit by shrinkflation with prices going up
18:54while products definitely seem to be getting smaller oh yeah you can't get a thick egg anymore
18:59do you know loads of people are talking about this around the park are they yeah we was chatting about
19:04it only yesterday it's true i thought i've been going mad over the last few years i thought is it
19:11just that my hands are grown up size now or easter eggs got smaller the consumer group which has been
19:18taking a look at easter eggs across a number of the big supermarkets it found that with some chocolate
19:23eggs we are paying more for less jesus would close the cave door if you heard this yet i mean
19:29it's just
19:30as well we've got wheat really in it because if we didn't have which we wouldn't know all this take
19:38for example the extra large galaxy egg it would have set you back around five pounds last year for about
19:43250 grams of chocolate 40 grams down in a pound up that's what i'm seeing there disgusting oh my god
19:49you bastard that's scum that is that's a different level of scum this year it's nearly a pound more
19:55for a lighter version we're getting hit at every angle you know even the easter bunny's wearing a
20:00masculine stride jumper there yeah disgusting and with the cadbury mini eggs milk chocolate egg again
20:06it's price up but weight down not the many eggs i know i know mini eggs are already mini exactly
20:13they're like mini mini now yeah mini mini mini eggs the inflation on chocolate is considerably higher
20:20than other grocery items and consumers are noticing that you'd want to go out with lisa who's a consumer
20:27expert around the shop wouldn't you should be like put that down don't have that and this does seem to
20:34be
20:34a bit of a trend in the chocolate aisle we know about shrinkflation we know about skimflation
20:41to stop saying now would you give somebody your last roller because you wouldn't would you know
20:47yeah i'll save it for myself is it making us healthier though don't start that no don't give
20:53them a skateboard yeah if you're buying an easter egg you're not doing it to track your calories are
20:57you nice yeah no one's putting an easter egg in my fitness pal manufacturers have faced tough choices
21:03some have cut the amount of cocoa they're using you can tell because it don't taste same does it so
21:08they're probably cutting a bit of cost for less cocoa and still charging the same while shrinking stuff
21:12i've never seen you so angry i don't like the economy right now count take these examples
21:18they can actually no longer officially be called chocolate because they don't have enough cocoa in them
21:24what penguins i love penguins i know you do come on it's gone from a penguin to a p-p
21:31-p-pistake it's not
21:32only big brands affected by this small independent businesses are too other people have alcohol and
21:38cigarettes i do feel i want 400 calories of chocolate per day because life's unmanageable
21:45without it so i treated myself to a bag of mini eggs jesus christ i'm still paying them off yeah
21:51can you take clana for this easter egg please can i clana these in mini eggs please
22:05enough london so there's many things i'm going to start doing while new this week you know
22:10because i've got the keto diet i'm starting on monday you're not all going on diets like
22:14is it i might as a drone as well like who else is going on diet mum says she's going
22:19to do some
22:19sort of challenge with you she wants to see who's going to lose more weight between you and her
22:23sisters amira and amani yeah that's what she was telling me yesterday yeah she goes i'm going to go
22:30on a challenge with the mirror like i'm going to see if i can do better than her that's what
22:34she was
22:34telling me my own mom won't even let me be my skinny legend self what she's going to lose weight
22:41faster than you that's going to be so funny it's a good thing you told me because i feel like
22:47that
22:47motivated me even more to beat mama at her own game go ahead that has just fueled me to the
22:53next
22:53level on saturday there were some naughty celebs up to no good on itv what's going on with till oh
23:00what's wrong with that oh oh you're not bringing spooks back in the house you look at till when
23:10we were younger you used to pull bear pranks on me do you remember when i used to be gullible
23:15yeah do you remember this sprawling estate is the home of six brand new tv shows i love that venue
23:22wherever that is beautiful hypothetical wedding welcome to couple girls welcome to the applicants
23:31i'm confused already but what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake sneaky
23:38but the contestants are a bit daft aren't they going on a fake show they don't know it's fake
23:43that's because hidden in the basement is mission hq hold up what there's a whole new level now home to
23:50an elite team of celebrity saboteurs my head is absolutely spinning with what this could be about
23:59i think i might have to write this down tonight the celebrities take on their very first fake show
24:05the applicant of an apprentice feel i think so the applicant is that a show that's a fake show
24:12welcome to the applicant over the next two days you will be competing in a series of tasks
24:18to test if you can thrive in the competitive world of business so these are the daft contestants that
24:24think they're going on to a real show team blue vision you will be hosting a wellness and yoga away
24:31day corporate away day team building exercise kill me now so we'll be required to make a homemade
24:36rejuvenating face mask for the guests so we're going to say this one includes matcha they'll put
24:42matching fucking in it honestly i'll wait until they start putting on chips or something
24:47mission alert here we go what they're gonna do joe disguised as an armchair what armchair that's
24:54quite something yeah have you ever disguised yourself as an armchair i've described myself as a hat
24:59but not as an armchair you must ruin the face mask mix by adding too much green powder sustains the
25:06client's skin oh geez are we gonna do that joe we can see you look amazing oh that's an armchair
25:17mary that's funny oh he's in he's landed so he actually does look like a chair that's so clever joe
25:28keep blue vision moving they're on the move that is sport that's brilliant you're not really gonna
25:35think someone's a fake armchair are you you're gonna see how anyone's getting on with the yoga let's
25:39get it let's do it let's go this is his moment there he is go on joe it is childish
25:48isn't it
25:50you're gonna need to add some water oh that's so much i don't think we need to overthink it it'll
25:56be
25:57fun oh he's gone even more he's put the full lot in well go hard or go home do you
26:02mind if i put this
26:03face mask on your face oh this is gonna be so awful only the best and most premium products
26:12for our guests at the blue vision retreat that is so green look how relaxed they look little do they
26:20know that when they finish they'll look like the hulk does this have magic ingredients in it it does it
26:25sure does okay ladies it's time to remove your masks oh good look oh bring it on oh no it's
26:36not
26:36gonna it's not gonna stain our faces is it yes it will oh that's rank i look like shrek
26:46you do look like shrek lady if you just scrub gently just in circular motions it will come off no
26:52it's not
26:53emma oh she looks like kermit the frog oh she's making it worse i feel like they put too much
27:06of a
27:07certain ingredient in the face mask that's it blame somebody else he always does
27:15well that's a very silly program nutty very silly but it did make us laugh once or twice
27:21once or twice in spite of our serious selves you once tried to say that i'd sabotage you by putting
27:28chewing gum in your hair the night before prom you did no i didn't what happened was is that we
27:33were fighting i had chewing gum in my mouth and then i said time out i've lost my chewing gum
27:38no
27:38and you said i hope it's in your hair you turn around to walk away and lo and behold it
27:43was in
27:44the back of your hair you spat it in my hair and i had to freeze it out the night
27:49before prom disgusting
27:50behavior mum was on about cutting it out i said absolutely not
27:58in derby so i went to the barbers yeah and then i was walking past i saw a sign and
28:04it said that we
28:04now do like nose waxing this is the keys oh it's an experience but so they get this thing yeah
28:11they get
28:11the swab they then cover it with this like green kind of goo yeah then they shove it up your
28:17nose
28:18and then they just go off for a walk come back and they yank it and he showed it me
28:24afterwards
28:24as well how many like hairs came out oh my god but that's such a guy thing isn't it he
28:29like showed
28:30it me he's like yeah you impressed with that yeah this week something creepy was going on on netflix
28:37there's a woman um renting a house in ham ham the village
28:46currently with a ghost in it and she doesn't know if it's her job or the landlady's job
28:51to have the ghost evicted oh
28:56i don't think i want to watch this link oh go i want to get a good night's sleep i
29:00don't think
29:00i'm going to get a good night's sleep watching this something very bad is going to happen
29:15go away from five days until i do so in other words five days to the wedding
29:21leave at your own chosen speed oh she's nodding off she's nodding time to pull all of 11.
29:27i'm not the one
29:32careful are you okay oh my god you want to switch we can switch yeah yeah yeah
29:37why is he not driving she's falling asleep man
29:44why are they always driving off to the middle of nowhere yeah where are they
29:52stopping for a rest i would not be going there i would not be stopping there
29:56i would hold my wee until the next place that i get to
30:04what's she seen what's she seen jane dogging
30:08oh my god nicky nicky come here what's she seen what's in there look oh my god do you think
30:14it's
30:14okay a baby what's this all about okay i'm gonna go check the bathroom no no don't get separated from
30:25him
30:26happy baby oh god's sake
30:32oh look at the state of that and that's the woman's i'd hate to see the men
30:41why are they all locked who's left the baby in the car there's only one car in the car park
30:45i checked the men's room there's no one in there oh no service oh there's never no service when you
30:50want it is they okay but i think one of us should stay here with the baby and the other
30:53one
30:53to drive to the nearest like gas station or restaurant or whatever and call for help
30:56i'd say i'll go to the gas station nowhere could i stay there like that waiting for somebody to come
31:05why are all the services derelict and creepy hi hi excuse me there's a like a rest stop i don't
31:15know
31:1520 miles south of europe 20 miles she's drove 20 miles we found a baby abandoned in a car and
31:21i
31:21think that maybe something like oh there's someone else there there's someone else in the background oh
31:27my god there is you're right uh benjamin yeah benjamin she don't look like a benjamin to me is she
31:35a
31:35ghost no she's not ghost she's something much worse she's gen z benjamin was the name of the guy who
31:41worked here before me but he hung himself in the bathroom with an electrical cord and they were
31:46too cheap to get me a name type with my own name on it okay this is all just looking
31:50lovely and a happy
31:51place to hang out and have a beer getting better by the second could you call the cops now please
31:55yeah
31:56yeah wait here i'll call will they stop this nonsense this show every door is really noisy
32:09god she likes toilets doesn't she why is she going in the toilet again
32:21hovering good good choice
32:26door just opened
32:34oh my god
32:36oh my god that is terrifying oh my god
32:48oh mike i would be running out of there
32:56oh yeah get a gun clear your head she was just having a pee and a guy's looked down on
33:00her and
33:00she's just like i'm gonna have a gumball i'll have a wee gumball yeah
33:05there he is yeah oh my god is that bill bailey
33:12she's got her keys ready
33:17he's coming he's coming you can see him you can see him in the bubblegum machine through the glass ball
33:26oh my god she put it straight through his hand
33:28oh he didn't even feel it
33:33what's that shit man
33:38is it out yet yeah
33:43do you want your key back
33:47why is he feeling the hand and looking at the ring
33:51i'm sure he's the one are you sure he's the one
33:55weird oh i remember my sister's asking me that about you did they yeah are you sure he's the one
34:03word
34:05having been half scared to death rachel headed back to her fiancee at the service station
34:14has she found him is she back is she back i can't breathe
34:20where's the car where's the baby where's your fella they're gone
34:31oh no no turn it off turn it off turn it off too much too much for someone who handles
34:36horror
34:37as well you were a bit damsel in distressy you were what did i do yeah you you're really just
34:43girls screamed yeah yeah i can handle it doesn't matter i can do like that and then go into like
34:49fight mode in it will somebody save me
35:03what do you think to my eyebrow pencil i did notice your eyebrows looked a little different today
35:10with this new eyebrow pencil i feel like that the colors a bit different and it makes them look
35:15like they've been drawn on with a sharpie yeah they do look a bit sharpie-ish i didn't want to
35:20say
35:20sisters ellie and dizzy i don't mind sharpie eyebrows do you not think my eyebrows are sharpie-ish
35:26no that yours looks softer than mine maybe i'll just maybe it's your application maybe it's my
35:31application maybe it's my technique yeah i think it probably is can't polish a turd no
35:38but you can draw eyebrows on it on tuesday there was something soft and fluffy on channel four
35:46do you remember when i took my grand's neighbor's dog out for a walk bertie bertie was a whippet she
35:51ran home a bit away from you i turned down the fucker was gone
35:59i mean i personally feel about merlin the reason he makes me so happy is that i know that in
36:06his
36:06little head he doesn't know about anything other than walks dog food and cuddling oh no i think he
36:13knows about a lot of no he doesn't know about putin ukraine he does he's very he's very interested
36:21in the iran conflict he is not and the inconsistencies in trump's behavior every year woodgreen takes in
36:28over 600 dogs good lads each one looking for a forever home oh look they're all lovely the newest
36:37arrival is on his way oh that looks like a cockapoo yeah so tell me who have we got here
36:44this is aussie
36:45he is eight months old aussie uh is he being left at the pound we are in the process of
36:51moving
36:51internationally oh she's in shock here she can't believe this she can't look at leaving the dog
36:57behind what we've weighed up the the various different factors if you like with taking aussie
37:04with us there's vaccinations there's the quarantine there's the flight there's temperature that must
37:10be so hard you get a dog and then eight months later you have to move and you have to
37:15potentially
37:15give the dog out actually he's clearly doing the right thing doing the right thing by staying here
37:20with aussie while you leave if that's okay cheers thank you very much take care bye bye
37:25eyes leave it oh okay oh oh bless him oh that's got to be heartbreaking look at all i know
37:32it's okay
37:33buddy oh don't show this where's my dad going where's my dad with mum and dad in tow animal obsessed
37:43aurora is keeping all of her options open look at her with a little dog teddy and a dog jumper
37:49she's on a mission to get a dog today isn't she have you discussed who's going to be doing all
37:53the
37:53different jobs with this dog no it's going to be oh she's gorgeous we have discussed who's going
38:01to do jobs because we we've said you need to do some of these jobs don't you clean up after
38:05it and
38:06wipe his feet it's been in the garden what did i agree to again yeah i don't really know i
38:12i agreed
38:13to something but i don't really know oh here he comes oh come on aussie i love this part it's
38:28like the first first meet oh he's here oh what will she think oh look at aurora's face so he's
38:43very into everything he is a social butterfly oh she's not frightened of him is she no no don't run
38:49away from him he's fine is he just got a wet mouth i think aurora's a bit cautious isn't she
38:55yeah
38:59i know well this isn't going as i thought it would calm down the mum's panicking now because
39:05she's thinking have we made the right decision here yeah this is going to be a mcdonald's on the way
39:10oh yeah crying trying to smooth things yeah go and get him a toy go on aurora good girl can
39:19you see
39:20in there this toy he might like yes right no no no look hey look she's playing with him on
39:28yeah look at
39:29it is he gonna bring it back though oh she's having fun now oh oh hey she didn't flinch
39:40that they're becoming friends now she's bonding with him she's bonding with him i see oh i i think
39:49he wants me oh i'm sitting down yes that's what i want to hear well done i see
40:06stop it there we go stop it now it's all perfect
40:09hmm he's making friends with me that's sweet isn't it he's making
40:16that is really honestly in a world full of how lovely is that really nice oh my god that is
40:25just
40:25adorable yes that was really lovely you're crying are you yes slightly no no i'm booking us in no to
40:36go
40:36to the dog house no we're not no no no not yet we would think about it but i know
40:42if you go there
40:43you'll just come back with a dog i can give an old boy another chance in life like you well
40:48thanks
40:51in leeds have you recovered from supper weekend because we lost our voices i was gonna say up until
40:57yesterday i was a bit croaky mate i've definitely clocked up about 85 000 steps that weekend i know
41:03best friends danielle and daniella they say ravers burn more calories than gym goers oh absolutely
41:09they would tell them in my raving days at my like pinnacle of my raving days i was svelte same
41:17i was
41:18same body same and then you're adding the heels my toes like that but my body body with them ginger
41:26toes but body oh man take me back on sunday night contestants were playing cat and mouse in a new
41:36high stakes game show on channel four i've seen this advertised looks all right this it looks
41:41basically one bunch of people changed a lot of people adult hide and seek sounds cracking we're
41:46resorting to child's games now yeah because we're running out of game show ideas next it's going to be
41:52scotch or something like that bloody red rover won't it ten players will fight to win up to 100 000
42:01pounds you don't even need to pay me to do this can i just say you do it for free
42:05well i'll do it for
42:06free just for fun pitted against each other as prey i'm feeling so nervous right now versus predator
42:14do you know i'll be good at this sue from running club yes you would oh i hate being chased
42:19i have
42:19nightmares about that you know oh terrible and they never catch me god knows how well i must be fast
42:26in my dreams you love the hunger games and all that sort of stuff too the thrill of the chase
42:35yeah
42:35once the chase is over who cares yeah you chased me for so long and then you know
42:42got me got me it was the easiest hunter i've had yeah predators your task is simple
42:49hunt the prey surely you want to be the predator what group would you want to be in the prey
42:54or
42:54predators i need to see the benefits above yeah yeah yeah if one of you catches a prey you will
43:01swap roles
43:01in the game oh so the prey doesn't die the prey just becomes a predator each night one predator
43:08will be voted out of the contest oh so you're safe for being prey you'd think that being a
43:14predator would be a good thing but in this game it's not you don't want to be a predator you
43:17want
43:17to be prey at the end of this hunt if any five of us are still predators the rest of
43:23us who have
43:23become prey that's their back they're plotting mary trying to scheme already you know trying to form
43:29alliances prey are the only ones that get a say in the cull so nathan has proposed a pact
43:35what's the pact right we've got a pact already they've only just met each other as long as we
43:40convert the majority of us into prey we're all safe yeah nathan's basically put his out in the ring
43:45gear and said look us lot we're going to stick together as predators so these five are on the
43:50back foot aren't they by the end of today they need to be prey three two one
43:59go get out of there it's basically a big game of tig in the woods for adults for money
44:07for fuck's sake after predator roy caught shelley he was then on the runner's prey
44:15who's that oh he's spotted someone oh there's another one there's another one there's another
44:20one no way out of all the people i had to see this damn forest it had to be you
44:26it's
44:27fucking roy this is going to test the alliance now because he's the first one to switch over
44:33he's the first one caught again see this pond yeah there's another i really want to catch you
44:38what did he just say i really want to catch him it was his idea nathan's the guy that suggested
44:44the
44:44pact yeah no nathan he's funny no he didn't even hold back he just went sharp for a minute i
44:51really
44:51want to catch her we can't start turning each other in the first hunt all right i'm not going to
44:55catch you
44:56because i like the game plan tempting though wouldn't it oh i'd have done it i know you would you
45:00just
45:00suck that pack off the minute it was made players the glade is now reopened the hunt will conclude
45:08in 10 minutes oh 10 minutes late back to the glee yeah where you all started yeah oh come on
45:17ready to pounce it's nathan again no nathan's coming out nathan's coming for roy
45:24oh roy oh my god he is too nathan you're sorry i'm sorry i'm gonna do it oh no oh
45:35i cannot believe
45:37the cheeky nathan no oh they got him but it was mel who got him so not only has nathan
45:47shown his true
45:48colors he's also still a predator that's chef's kiss this has proper made me what a game of hide and
45:54seek all right well i lied first deal is it's got to be within the house and the garden give
46:02me 30 seconds
46:04yeah yeah yeah so shall it's hard
46:1415 seconds now no you start when i go
46:20see what's on the other side now julie
46:27no hiding your baking skills here molly may and babatunde alesh are in the bake-off tent you can
46:33stream or watch sunday at 7 40 and the goggle boxers have just been watching it the hunt prey versus
46:40predator you can stream or watch it's brand new tomorrow at nine but next charlotte church joins the
46:45lads for the last leg
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