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00:03it's a photo how do you put on solid kid so is that just putting it just press it the
00:10other way
00:13every evening in Australia TV reaches over 12 million of us okay that is incredible but have
00:22you ever wondered what other people are watching yes I know answer it truthfully truly I don't
00:27find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days name one person that you know
00:33would like this I love this show there is zero depth to this show and you don't need it it's
00:39a
00:39new year which means all the big reality shows are back this is what I want to say an old
00:47fave
00:48returned millionaire hot seat fronted by a new face Rebecca give me plus we checked out the
00:55drama that has the whole world talking hated rivalry here we go this is a global phenomenon
01:02what's he doing with this whoa whoa the sausages might be sizzling part with an extra pillow
01:17Gogglebox is back for 2026 and over the break a bit's been happening in Melbourne Simon got a new
01:25place and Adam got a new do Celia watched me shave my head and for the next two weeks whenever
01:33I would
01:33pick her up from daycare and I had a hat on she would come over and then rip my hat
01:37off point at me and
01:38laugh and tell her teachers look my daddy has no hair on the Gold Coast Nick and his wife are
01:45expecting
01:45Oh dude now that we've got a baby on the way I swear every day we get some new contraption
01:50that turns
01:51up at the door. That's a booby-pump dude. Give it a crack. How does it work?
01:59And in Sydney Mia, Bri and Lainey are trying to find love. Well on the ups now
02:05you can do a two-for-one deal so we could go as a pair. Double dates. Sorry?
02:09Double dates. What about triple date? Triple dates. Sticky dates! We're the sticky dates.
02:14That's not a good name for a first date. I don't want to be a sticky date.
02:18Oh! Dating shows. Where we come to see true love blossom.
02:24Police. Alright fine. Where we come to see a whirlwind of pain and anger and hate. Yes, yes, yes, yes!
02:34It's back I guess. Oh no. It's been three weeks since 18 strangers met
02:41and married at first sight. We've had our trials and tribulations. Trials and tribulations?
02:47It's been what, a couple of weeks? How are we at this stage already?
02:51Life moves fast on maths. For example, Brooke has already dumped her husband Chris.
02:56After watching Chris's unfiltered audition video. What turns you off? The fat people. Oh!
03:03He's making fun of fat people like he doesn't have ears like Dumbo. Why voice that? There's
03:08types of men that we don't like. Do we voice our opinion? Yes. Yeah. With Brooke gone home,
03:14it looks like she won't be able to attend this week's... Dinner table fee. For the second dinner
03:19party. Here we go! This is going to go off. Time to ruin all your reputations once again.
03:25It's going to be a big dinner party tonight. I definitely think that we're going to be walking
03:29into the segregated vibes tonight. Segregated. To the black man. She could have said divided room. She's
03:38trying to connect with him. Now that Chris has found himself in a marriage of one,
03:42the obvious thing to do would be to... Go home! Just go! I just want to go home. Go home!
03:50What's he doing? He's not blacking out the cameras, is he? With chewing gum. Oh, he's putting gum on it.
03:56He's put the chewing gum back in his mouth after taking it off the cameras. Of all the disgusting
04:01things that have happened on maps, that might be the most disgusting. I just can't...
04:06Don't want to be doing this. He's acting like Shrek's got him locked up in a castle somewhere.
04:11Chris musters up the courage. But before he can answer the question... Where's your walrus?
04:19Oh, is she coming late? Is Brooke about to enter? No! Surprise bitches!
04:30Yes! Oh, no way! That's right. Brooke decided not to.
04:35Yahoo! A lot of me had a lot of unfinished business. Wait, has she come to make things
04:41right with him or what? It wasn't to do with Chris. What? There's a lot of fake bitches.
04:46Did she suddenly just say that she's here not for the marriage and not for him, but for other reasons?
04:50Exactly. Because sometimes the hatred one feels for one's partner is nothing on the hatred one
04:56feels for everybody else, which I guess is kind of romantic. Relationships then and...
05:01I think Stella's trying to give a relationship advice after her two-week relationship.
05:05Oh, wow. I think you're a very rude bitch.
05:10Take it easy, Tmoo Delta Goodrum. Do not insult Delta Goodrum.
05:15Maybe she's the Tmoo version. No, not even Tmoo. While you're at it,
05:18get the stripper boots off, babe. If you're going to buy stripper boots,
05:23buy 100% land and join by faux leather. Where'd you get them from? Tajay.
05:30What's wrong with Tajay? Loser. Loser. What's that movie called?
05:36Mean Girls. Mean Girls. Shut up, Alyssa, you ratchet idiot. Brooke is on a rampage.
05:42I need to kick her out. Nah, this is good. Get her out.
05:46But it's not just Brooke, as her combative approach to dinner party conversation spreads
05:51to some of her friends at the table. Why don't you get back in your kennel, babe?
05:55Yeah. Okay? Oh!
05:57So nasty. Things deteriorate. Babe, take your hair extensions out and chill.
06:02I'm getting so riled up right now. This is schoolyard stuff.
06:06Until eventually, it all goes... Boom.
06:11I feel like we're at a zoo and all the animals can talk. Yeah, there's hyenas.
06:19Actually, do you know what I want to trial? You're in a fake relationship.
06:23Clap, clap, clap. And I hope your parents are really proud watching this.
06:27I just want to try something. Leave me alone. Oh, shut up!
06:36You lame bitch. 179 over 110.
06:40There should be a medical warning at the start of this episode.
06:44Yeah, this is dangerous hypertension. Hell broke loose.
06:48Can I just clarify, like, this has only been going for two weeks now.
06:52Oi! No!
06:54Like, what's it going to be like at the end?
06:58Oh, bro. That was so intense.
07:00What in the world? What was that?
07:02I hate this show. Oh, I loved it.
07:04Oscar the Grouch is looking at these people being like, get out of the bin.
07:19Your very first haircut today. Oh, my gosh.
07:23No nappy, new hair, no dummy. Are you a big boy?
07:27Yeah. No, you're a baby.
07:29Hi. I'm a big boy.
07:32You're a big boy now.
07:33Oh, he talks heaps better. Yeah, he looks like a big boy.
07:36Yeah.
07:36Sunday on 7.
07:38This season on Australian Idol.
07:40Australian Idol, bro.
07:41Brace thy ears.
07:43Oh, my.
07:45The auditions are continuing and they're all vying for a golden ticket to the top 30.
07:50Wow.
07:51I love the auditions. They're my favourite.
07:53I hope we get to see some shit ones.
07:54Yeah, I want to see the stinkers.
07:56Well, you've come to the right place.
07:57Thanks for the memories. Thanks for the memories.
08:00Wow.
08:01See, here, here, here, here.
08:02This is what I want to see.
08:02Pfft.
08:03You want a sweetheart.
08:07Jeez Louise.
08:08I'm going to say no.
08:10You think?
08:11Well, what about this guy?
08:13Ba-ra-ba-la-la-ba-ba.
08:15A-la-la-la-la-ba-la.
08:18Da-da-da-me-go.
08:19Make a stop.
08:20How about a duo?
08:21Mama is a queen and Papa is a queen.
08:25This is fun.
08:26Oh, I am a princess and I know it.
08:29This is fun.
08:31Yeah, especially when you're out of flute.
08:36Oh, that's a variety show. The flute's come out.
08:38They're on the wrong show. They should be on Australia's Got Talent.
08:41Okay, let's go back to the singing.
08:47If you ever want to torture me and find out information, lock me up in a room with her.
08:52Help me.
09:00So, no for me, but I appreciate what you just did.
09:03Thank you, guys.
09:04Thank you. Bye-bye.
09:05Okay, next.
09:06Let's go. 9.16 a.m. and we're in a clubbing outfit.
09:09Love this outfit.
09:10Aw.
09:10She's one of those simply irresistible, you know, those girls and all those things.
09:14What are you going to sing?
09:15Singing some Adele?
09:17Oh, Adele.
09:17Adele's tough.
09:18When the rain is blowing in.
09:21Wow, beautiful voice.
09:23The voice is phenomenal, but I can't look at anything but that frickin' flick of hair.
09:27I've known it from the moment that we met.
09:32Tick it.
09:33She's got the look.
09:34She's got the voice.
09:35Yeah, send her through.
09:36That's all good.
09:38That's all good.
09:39But.
09:39But.
09:40But.
09:40But what?
09:41I didn't expect a young, beautiful girl to come in and sing old, sad lady songs.
09:47What?
09:47Old.
09:48Adele is not old.
09:50Pick a song that actually shows us who you are.
09:54Simply irresistible.
09:56And come back and re-audition.
09:58Really?
09:58That's BS.
10:00Oh, they're going hard.
10:02It's going to be a good one next or a bad one.
10:03My name's Harry Lam.
10:04Harry.
10:05He looks like Ken.
10:06Good looking man.
10:07He's going to get in because he looks like a Hemsworth.
10:09He plays a guitar.
10:11He doesn't even have to sing.
10:12I'm doing Eye of the Tiger by Survivor.
10:14Eye of the Tiger?
10:15That's a great song.
10:16Eye of the Tiger, which is a fool of a fight.
10:18Please, please don't sing.
10:19Get you going.
10:20Kind of pulled it back the other way.
10:22It's a little bit more folky.
10:23What's folk?
10:24Eye of the Tiger, which is a king of a fight.
10:31Darren Lockyer could sing.
10:32This is what he'd sound like.
10:34It sounds like he's trying to do a poo while he sings.
10:40Nah, sorry.
10:41You don't muck around with a good song.
10:42I loved him.
10:43I reckon he's going to get through.
10:44I'm going to say yes.
10:46A bullshit!
10:47Just not going to be good enough for me to give you a yes.
10:50It's got to be two no's.
10:51Marsha's got to say a no.
10:52You can't pick him.
10:53You're great eye candy.
10:54Marsha, I don't know if the 70 year old lady's allowed to say that a 26 year old boy's hot.
10:58You know, he's good looking, but he's not my type.
11:01It's a yes for me.
11:02There you go.
11:03It's the eye candy queen.
11:04No wonder it's so shit.
11:06Oh, but hang on.
11:06There's still Sophie.
11:08I'm back.
11:09Oh, she's back.
11:10Let's see how she goes with her new contemporary song.
11:13What's she going to do?
11:14Tainted Love.
11:16Oh.
11:16It's an older song than Frickin' Adele.
11:19Sometimes I feel I've got to run away.
11:24I've got to say my tears in that night.
11:28I'm trying to sing.
11:29Oh, tainted love.
11:31That's much better.
11:32I love you, but you hurt me so.
11:34He just wanted to see the bit of sass.
11:36Yeah, baby.
11:37It's yes, yes, yes.
11:38Yes.
11:40Well done, Betty Boo.
11:41She'll get a golden ticket for that, won't she?
11:43Not yet, because now the judges need to choose between her and him.
11:49The battle of the beauties.
11:50The golden ticket.
11:52I'm backing Sophie.
11:53I'm backing Harry.
11:55Is going to be awarded.
11:56It's going to be Sophie.
11:57It has to be Sophie.
11:59Two.
11:59Simply Irresistible.
12:01Both of you.
12:05Dead heat.
12:08Atkin?
12:09I don't know.
12:11Do you love it or not?
12:12I love it.
12:13You love it?
12:14It's my favourite.
12:15Another season of a show that I'm not going to remember who wins.
12:32In Melbourne, Lee and Keith have just celebrated a milestone.
12:35Did you enjoy a 40th anniversary cruise?
12:38Yes, that was good.
12:39The comedy cruise?
12:40Yes.
12:41The cruise was fun.
12:42The night time?
12:43No, that was boring with batshit.
12:45Well, we'll make 41.
12:48And in Sydney, Jad's also celebrated his 40th birthday.
12:53Happy birthday to you.
12:56Happy birthday to you.
12:58You smell it like a monkey and it looks like one tin.
13:01Happy birthday to you.
13:07On Sunday, we caught up with Ten's favourite jungle competition.
13:12It's giving Survivor.
13:14Ten's other favourite jungle competition.
13:16I'm a celebrity.
13:17Get out of here.
13:20I love this show.
13:24I'm actually loving I'm a Celeb this year.
13:26It keeps going this show, right?
13:28It's surprising everyone.
13:29I know.
13:30We're going to get a bunch of celebrities in a jungle,
13:33some feel-good moments, eating some weird stuff, and that's it.
13:37Oh, don't forget the hosts.
13:38G'day, I'm Robert Irwin.
13:39And I am saucepan whisperer Julia Morris.
13:42Julia looks fantastic, doesn't she? Look at her.
13:45I watched this show purely for Robert.
13:47Julia, last night we ended on yet another...
13:50Oh my God!
13:51Whoa!
13:51Clever, hang on!
13:53Is it just me, or is Rob Irwin jacked?
13:55Robert Irwin has been doing some push-ups.
13:58Yeah, all right.
14:00OK, calm down, because there's an elimination challenge happening
14:04between ex-MAF's bride...
14:05Cyrell.
14:06Oh, Cyrell!
14:08Cyrell's taking on the jungle.
14:10She's getting eaten by a lion.
14:12And Mia Favola.
14:13Who is she?
14:14Is she from MAPS as well?
14:15She's AFL legend Brendan Favola's daughter.
14:17Money must be tight for the Favolas at the moment.
14:19Yeah.
14:20What's the challenge going to be?
14:21It's got to be something gross, right?
14:23Not quite.
14:24Each of you will be shown a five-letter word, like zebra.
14:28And then they have to eat the zebra.
14:29Not quite.
14:30We'll choose two letters to remove,
14:32to make the word as hard as possible to guess.
14:37Is that seriously the game?
14:38I love...we are playing Wordle.
14:39Wordle in the jungle.
14:40Dude, what happened to like a snake pit or like a bathtub full of cockroaches or something like that?
14:46Oh, this is just as good, isn't it?
14:48Cyrell.
14:48What you're looking at there is Mia's first word.
14:51Hyena.
14:52OK, so this isn't a hard game.
14:53Cyrell can't spell, so she's already at a disadvantage here, poor darling.
14:57What letters would you remove from Hyena?
14:59Probably, I'm thinking to burn number two and number four.
15:03Oh, wow.
15:04Wow.
15:05What the hell?
15:05Holy moly.
15:07At least they've made it a little bit dramatic with the fire.
15:10Your category is animals.
15:1230 seconds starts now.
15:13That's easy.
15:14Mia Hyena.
15:16It rhymes with Mia Hyena.
15:18Mia Hyena.
15:19It rhymes.
15:20It doesn't rhyme.
15:21Mia Hyena.
15:22Hyena?
15:24Hyena is correct.
15:27Oh, wow.
15:28Oh my God.
15:29She's like a professor.
15:30This is incredible.
15:31I don't think it's that incredible.
15:33I'm sorry, Rob.
15:34Well, in the final showdown, they're taking away three letters.
15:37Three letters.
15:38And its fastest wins.
15:40Wow.
15:42Eagle.
15:43Eagle.
15:43Eagle incorrect.
15:45Cyrell won a spelling bee.
15:47What?
15:47Give her a PhD.
15:50Mia.
15:51Good luck, Mia.
15:52So what happens now?
15:53She's just out altogether.
15:55Gotski.
15:56It's elimination.
15:56Oh, that's a bit harsh.
15:58Don't worry.
15:58There's still plenty of celebs left back at camp.
16:01Right, celebrities, come on.
16:02Good old George Kolumbaris.
16:04I love George.
16:05George Kolumbaris has been really good on this.
16:08He's a dickhead.
16:09No, no.
16:09He is.
16:10I met him in real life and when I said hello and he snobbed me.
16:13Three of you will be competing.
16:15Maybe he didn't hear you.
16:17I'll face the face with him.
16:19To the ultimate porridge cooker.
16:22Yeah.
16:23Porridge, oats and water.
16:25How much do you want to be here?
16:26George has been waiting for this moment his whole life.
16:29He's really just trying to relive his time on MasterChef, isn't he?
16:32Luke.
16:33Luke.
16:33I score you an 11 out of 10.
16:37Yay, Luke!
16:39And then it was time for Letters from Home.
16:42Oh, we are about to pull on some heartstrings, aren't we?
16:44I just miss my family so much.
16:46Oh!
16:47How long has he been gone for?
16:49Six months?
16:49Six months, yeah.
16:50George.
16:50God, we have missed you.
16:53All right, calm down, George.
16:54It's got to be tough to be away from your family.
16:57I'm about to be saying, dear Kate, so proud of you.
17:00Stay there.
17:01Stay there.
17:02Anyway, on to the next challenge.
17:04To the Camp Olympics.
17:05Sorry, what?
17:06Camp Olympics?
17:07This is going to be epic.
17:09What are we doing here, guys?
17:10They've gone proper cuckoo, right?
17:12Using your rock, it is who can get closest to the circle.
17:15I like seeing them all have fun like this together.
17:18No, I want someone to eat something and or get eaten by a snake.
17:21I have not seen one anus on this show yet.
17:24Not one single one.
17:28That was very, very, very good.
17:32The whole reason I watch is to see celebrities get humiliated.
17:35And I didn't see anyone get humiliated.
17:38I'm a celebrity.
17:39Get me out of here.
17:50Chinese New Year.
17:51It's effectively a New Year's Eve that spans two weeks.
17:55There's so many things that we cannot do in the two weeks.
17:58I can't cut my hair for two weeks.
18:00No vacuuming or sweeping.
18:02Correct.
18:03You cannot vacuum or clean any part of your house
18:05because it's effectively sweeping all the good luck out of the house.
18:09I see you've already started.
18:13Monday on SBS, we got cooking with a household name of MasterChef fame.
18:18Oh, this fella.
18:19My mum loves this guy.
18:21What's his name?
18:22Is it Adam Lou?
18:23No.
18:23Adam Lou or something like that or Lou Law?
18:26Not quite.
18:26Lou Lou.
18:27Lior.
18:28As in course, Lior.
18:29Definitely not.
18:30Hello, I'm Adam Lior and welcome to The Cook Up.
18:32The Liao.
18:32Liao.
18:33That's the one.
18:34If you ever forget, just think of a meow and add an L.
18:36Liao.
18:37Sure.
18:37The Cook Up.
18:39I have every single one of his cookbooks.
18:41Do you really?
18:41In this ep, Adam is ringing in the Lunar New Year.
18:45Does lunar mean moon?
18:47Yeah.
18:47Happy New Year to both of you.
18:49For me, Chinese New Year is about family and eating to excess.
18:53You always have a whole steamed fish.
18:56You always have chicken with the legs and the head on.
18:59Oh, that sounds lovely.
19:01It's like at Easter, we've got the margarita.
19:03And then at New Year's, we've got the vassilopita.
19:05It's actually all about Chinese New Year.
19:08Not patoosh, tabbouleh, warana, kusa.
19:11No, it's more...
19:13Snitzels?
19:13Spaghetti?
19:14I made a pie the other day.
19:15Ah, never mind.
19:17Adam is joined by comedian Annie Louie and fellow MasterChef star Brendan Pang.
19:22These MasterChef contestants have more success than Australian Idol contestants.
19:26Proper.
19:26Do you guys have a reunion dinner for Lunar New Year?
19:30What do you mean?
19:30A family with...
19:31In the leb world, there is no reunion because there's never any division.
19:34You need to be a part for there to be a reunion.
19:37Looking at the ingredients I have in front of me...
19:39Is that salmon?
19:39Not a salmon.
19:40Please, no salmon.
19:41What do you think I'm making?
19:42Oh, yisang, like the prosperity salad.
19:44Oh my yisang!
19:45That's our family.
19:46That's our family.
19:47What's yisang?
19:48So it is basically a raw fish salad.
19:51Oh god.
19:51I can't do raw fish because it feels like I'm eating my own tongue.
19:54You have the big platter of all the ingredients and they're separate,
19:57and then you put chopsticks in it and you throw it high in the air.
20:00Do they throw the food in the air, is he saying?
20:02Like a salad?
20:03You toss salad, don't you?
20:04You toss it out the window?
20:05Is it the higher the better?
20:06Yeah.
20:06Yeah.
20:07That used to be your saying.
20:08The higher the better.
20:10So it's the year of the horse.
20:11So I'm going to try and make this platter look like a horse.
20:15I'm making us a horse head.
20:16This is a bit of godfather, actually.
20:18Let me just show you guys this one there.
20:20Is that it?
20:20Yep, that's it.
20:21We could do that.
20:22I could do that.
20:23Is that looking like a horse cute?
20:24It looks like a dog to me.
20:25I squint my eyes like this until my head.
20:28But I thought I'd show you a few of the slightly easier animals
20:32that we've had to make over the years.
20:33So this was the year of the snake.
20:34Wow.
20:34Whoa.
20:36That was heaps better than his horse.
20:37This was the year of the dog.
20:38A dog.
20:39Oh, that's cute.
20:40The year of the rabbit and the year of the chicken.
20:43Okay, I'm just going to say now,
20:45the year of the horse is the worst one he's done.
20:47I'm going to agree.
20:48This is my uncle.
20:49This is why he wins every single year.
20:50Oh, no.
20:51This was year of the dragon.
20:52Wow.
20:53Where's the dragon?
20:53I can't see a dragon.
20:54It's just the male.
20:55I can't see that's a dragon at all.
20:56Look at that guy.
20:57That is incredible.
20:58No, it just looks like a platter of freaking vegetables.
21:01No.
21:01Come on, start cooking stuff.
21:02The family reunion rolls on.
21:04It's Brendan and Annie's turn to cook.
21:05Love it.
21:06He's got this show where everybody cooks for him,
21:09yet he's the chef.
21:10Yeah, he just organized some salad.
21:11Annie, what are you making for our reunion dinner?
21:13I'm making sweet potato doughnuts.
21:15Sweet potato doughnuts.
21:16Well, this is nothing I'm going to eat at the moment.
21:18No, you're not eating any of this.
21:19You're starving.
21:20We're going to use this as the tester one
21:22to see if the oil is ready.
21:23Think about this.
21:24She's already made mashed potato, which takes a lot of effort.
21:27Now, she's breaded it and deep fried it.
21:31Mashed potato takes a lot of effort.
21:33It does.
21:34Have you ever made mashed potato?
21:35Yeah, just boil the water and throw the potato in there.
21:38Peel the potato, cut the potato, mash the potato.
21:41I'm a one-step guy.
21:43Put it in the air fryer.
21:45Brendan, how about you?
21:45I'm making Mauritian fried noodles.
21:47What are they?
21:48I mean, it's like Chinese stir-fried noodles, basically.
21:51I'll eat that.
21:51I have stir-fried when we go to Chinese.
21:53Keith, if they pulled up a spring roll or a dim sing,
21:56you'd be excited.
21:56Yeah, I'd be dimmy.
21:57Brendan, these noodles look spectacular.
22:00Oh, my God.
22:00That looks so delicious.
22:02Oh, my God.
22:03Honestly, it's good, but it's something you can get
22:05at, like, Bankstown food court.
22:07Show me the balls.
22:07Crack open the balls.
22:09All right, Annie, I'm going to try a doughnut.
22:10All right.
22:10I'm not a fan of these balls.
22:12This is how to make children cry.
22:14Give them a doughnut when they bite into it.
22:16It's sweet potato.
22:17Oh, yum.
22:17Got a nice chew to it.
22:18Oh, my God.
22:18How do I get invited to that table?
22:20I just want to see some good salad tossing.
22:22And we're doing this a little bit backwards,
22:23but this is my Year of the Horse Yisung salad.
22:26Now we're going to watch Adam Leor toss a salad on SBS.
22:30And that August goes over the top there.
22:32Do you reckon he's tossed a salad before?
22:34Yeah.
22:34They say you have to toss a salad once a year for luck.
22:36Ooh, Adam.
22:38Thanks for watching the cook-up.
22:39Poss that salad.
22:40I want to see how it's done.
22:41Happy New Year.
22:42Happy New Year.
22:44Kong Hei Fa Choi.
22:47There you go.
22:48Sex Before Soccer does it again.
22:50Happy New Year, Adam.
22:51I'll eat your prawns and some of your meat, but that's about it.
22:55Oh, like when I got that stir-fry meat and onions.
22:58From the Chinese joint.
22:59Yeah, you ate all the meat and left me with the onions.
23:01Yeah, well, I thought you liked the onions.
23:03I'd like a bit of meat as well.
23:05Jesus.
23:06What, say that again?
23:06No.
23:22Can you believe I've been looking everywhere and I can't find any black gnomes?
23:28Really?
23:28No black gnomes.
23:30I went to Bunnings the other day and the biggest black gnome I could find was this.
23:36Oh.
23:36I reckon if we put a little pointy hat on you, you'd look like a big black gnome.
23:42Thursday on the ABC, we heard a familiar tune.
23:46Grand Designs.
23:47I love this show.
23:48I love this show too.
23:50We all love this show and this time there's a new twist.
23:54Transformation.
23:54We're not building a house from scratch, we're doing reno's.
23:58Exactly right.
23:59And for this episode's first renovation, we're in...
24:01The eclectic Melbourne suburb of Balaclava.
24:04I didn't know they had a market at Bells.
24:06Bells.
24:07Balaclava.
24:08And our first renovators, a couple, Isabel and Paul.
24:11Isabel and Paul met through work.
24:13Okay, that's nice.
24:15She's an account management executive, he's a company director.
24:18Then they got out at a Coldplay concert.
24:20And Isabel and Paul will be renovating...
24:23A century old, former hat factory.
24:25Hat factory.
24:26Oh.
24:27I love it.
24:28What's not to love?
24:29That's it?
24:30Yeah.
24:30It's an old...
24:30As a home?
24:31They do that in Brunswick and all that kind of stuff.
24:34The old warehouses, factories.
24:35Yeah, they turn their houses.
24:36They're all over for it now, Lee.
24:37It looks dirty.
24:39The plan is to create different zones for living, not with walls, but with materials and light.
24:44Really?
24:45No walls, material and light.
24:47On the ground floor.
24:47Well, I can see a wall there.
24:49Which is a part-time office and a part-time guest wing.
24:51There's a wall there and there's a wall there.
24:53They'll add a courtyard with a blingy brass water feature.
24:56I'd rather have a garage so I could park my car.
24:59And bring in light via a huge hole two stories up.
25:03We love huge holes.
25:05Speak for yourself, Kevin.
25:07On the floor above...
25:08God, I'm getting vertigo following all this.
25:10And a huge, shiny brass...
25:12Brass.
25:13Yes, brass.
25:14Brass.
25:14Kitchen.
25:15A brass kitchen.
25:16Will act as gathering spots.
25:18Is that pure gold or something?
25:19Brass.
25:20What were you listening to?
25:22Finally, on the upper mezzanine level...
25:24Oh my god, they're going up again.
25:26This is unbelievable.
25:28This is expensive.
25:29This is a rebuild.
25:30It's not a reno.
25:31It's a reno.
25:32It's a rebuild.
25:33It's a reno.
25:33It's not a rebuild because it's got the same perimeter.
25:35No, but you can rebuild inside it.
25:37That's a renovation.
25:38Yeah, but it's...
25:39Okay, okay.
25:40Let's just get up to Sydney to meet our second renovator.
25:44Ian Scott has had a few big moments of his own.
25:47It looks like me.
25:47I came out here when I was 26.
25:49That looks like me.
25:50That looks like me, Kate.
25:51I used to wear the same shorts.
25:52Oh, Harry, my pants.
25:54That's not me.
25:55That's not me.
25:55I like those pants.
25:56And went on to become a high-flying manager director.
25:59Okay, we get it.
26:00He's rich.
26:01Like, very rich.
26:02Great wall of China.
26:03Look how many people are on him.
26:04But why walk it?
26:05Yeah.
26:05And Ian will be transforming an iconic Paddington Terrace...
26:08The terraces come up really nice once you give them a bit of love.
26:11I couldn't think of anything worse than living in a corridor.
26:14That he bought in 2005 for $1.125 million.
26:19Oh, my God.
26:20Oh, wow.
26:20He nailed the bargain.
26:22Let's see the average house price in Paddington right now.
26:24Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
26:26$4.18 million.
26:28Eat the rich.
26:29Well, if you don't like that, you're really not going to like hearing what he's got planned
26:33for the top floor.
26:34A room purpose-built for Ian's prized model train network.
26:38What?
26:39He's got a whole room for his trains in Paddington.
26:42That's right.
26:43In Paddington, he's got a whole room for his trains.
26:46Yep.
26:47His train set room is worth more than my house.
26:49Like I said, best not to think about it.
26:51What a...
26:52Oh, let's just skip to the end of the renovation.
26:54It's a rebuild.
26:55Whatever.
26:56Ian, you look incredible.
26:59Are you in white pants?
27:00Can we hurry this up?
27:01I've got a bowl.
27:02I have no idea what I'm about to get myself into.
27:05All right.
27:06I'm so keen to see it.
27:07Whoa!
27:08Ooh.
27:08Oh.
27:10That looks shit.
27:11I know.
27:12Isn't that fantastic?
27:13No.
27:13Looks like a 1970s backpackers on Toowoomba.
27:18Oh, I like that.
27:19You have a hole in your entry.
27:21What is that?
27:22Peek-a-boos?
27:23That's just stupid.
27:24How did they get in there?
27:25Here we go.
27:26Oh, piss off.
27:27If I walked into an old white man's house and that started moving,
27:30I'd be running the hell out of there.
27:31Wow.
27:33There's nowhere to sit.
27:34So you've still got to come back upstairs anyway.
27:36And don't forget to shut that otherwise you'll fall down it.
27:38And in the loft.
27:39Oh, here we go.
27:40The train room.
27:41Show us the choo-choos.
27:43Whoa.
27:43Oh my God.
27:45That's amazing.
27:46Oh, it's mind blowing.
27:47Anything miniature I'm obsessed with.
27:49It's not often a woman says that, anything miniature she's in love with.
27:52But anyway.
27:52How much was it?
27:53About 1.6 million.
27:56To renovate.
27:57Get.
27:57For me it's money well spent because this is kind of my forever home.
28:01Oh, it is his forever home because who's buying this?
28:04And then it's back down to Melbourne to see the transformed hat factory.
28:08Absolutely. Come on in.
28:09Come on in.
28:09Oh, I'm eager to see how this one turned out.
28:15Oh, that's horrible.
28:16It's giving aquatic scent of showers.
28:18I feel like I'm walking into the casino in town.
28:21You come through the gold.
28:22I'm going to go with the jackpot on the dragon link machine.
28:24You meet the gold fountain over here.
28:26It looks like a urinal.
28:27And the sound.
28:29Yeah, you're going to lay in bed and hear that water go on.
28:31And all you're going to do is keep getting up and go in the toilet.
28:33And that was the whole intention of it, right?
28:35Imagine you turn that off.
28:36It'll be that moment when you turn your rain shield off.
28:38You're like, thank God.
28:40And upstairs.
28:40The elephant in the room.
28:42Brass kitchen looks like shit.
28:45That is the wow factor.
28:47That is the wow factor.
28:48Yeah, wow, I'm leaving.
28:50Wow, I'm not going to buy it.
28:51Don't touch it.
28:52It just looks dirty.
28:53That would do my head in.
28:54It's definitely not a material for someone who wants it pristine.
28:58Don't have kids.
28:59Can you imagine fingerprints all the time?
29:01You sort of touch it, you get the finger marked.
29:04Don't touch the bench.
29:04But that's okay for us.
29:06Don't have anyone over.
29:09I really enjoyed the show.
29:10Was that really a grand design, Bart?
29:12Yeah.
29:13They were both hideous, those houses.
29:14Yeah.
29:15I truly wouldn't want any of them.
29:16You don't have to like it.
29:17They're living there.
29:18It's up to them.
29:19Yeah, but I can have an opinion.
29:20I can say it's shit.
29:50Hey you know the sides on the toilet right, you know they're designed so you can like
29:55wee onto them so you don't make as much noise as what you just made going to the toilet?
30:00No, you're supposed to pee into the water. Why? Because it absorbs the spray. Why else would
30:06there be water there? You don't need to make so much noise while you're doing a pee.
30:09Agree to disagree. I didn't wash my hands. God damn it.
30:15Monday night on Hey You we dived into a new season of Below Deck Down Under. I've been
30:21waiting for a new season of this. You just know there's going to be drama. Yep and we're back on
30:27a luxury yacht with Captain Jason. I like Captain Jason. He's very handsome isn't he? Ready to go.
30:33Sexy Captain. Speaking of sexy. Oh it's Benny. Remember Benny the crazy chef? Come here and I am back.
30:39He has not aged well. It has been about six years since I have worked on a yacht. Why?
30:45Where'd you come from? Rehab? And here to help Ben is sous chef Alicia. Oh they have
30:51got a sous chef now. Yeah but she can't actually cook. Oh my goodness. This is like when I'm trying
30:58to cook in the kitchen and the kids want to help. And back to help the guests is Chief Stew
31:04Daisy.
31:04Oi I'd be a good Chief Stew. You'd get caught up with partying with the guests.
31:09Okay aunt. And for the first charter. Who are our guests? The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
31:15Oh no. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. It's a crossover episode. You're joking. The two most
31:22hectic reality shows combining. This is going to be so good. The Housewives are notorious for being over
31:31the top. They're a freaking nightmare. His is not going to be easy at all. Oh no shit.
31:38All right they're coming down now. Bring it on baby. Throw those lines boys. We're ready to set sail.
31:44Here we go. Rich bitches celebrate. Oh okay. What? Oh my god. Did you guys put Dr. Pepper on the
31:51boat
31:52for me? What? Need some conditioner. Can you help her with her hair? What? What? Will you just have them
31:56bring my water up? Of course. What? Want the waiters to drink your water too? Yeah spit it back in
32:01your mouth.
32:01Ooh. Angie are you throwing up? What did it sound like? Lord. I am going to clean their toilets.
32:10Oh. These women are unhinged. Is there anyone that could come and pack our bags? What? Unpack the bags?
32:18They can't get their own clothes out. Not just their clothes. What's she found? What is this? A cucumber? She
32:25just
32:25unpacked a cucumber. What's the cucumber for? Why not just take a deal? Let's see what's happening in
32:32this room. Oh hold on. Oh she's topless. What? Did we just see nipple? No. What's she lost? A nipple
32:43cover?
32:44What's a nipple cover? It's like a sticky little cover that you put just over your nipple. Oh.
32:48Will you search the floor? Yes. The nipple cover is off somewhere. Oh get stuffed. All crew, all crew,
32:56a nipple cover is missing. Attention everyone. We're after a couple of nipple covers. It's getting
33:01nice and cold out there. A bit windy. Just we need to cover up. She's knocking at my door. Jenna
33:06come in.
33:07Did you find the nipple cover? Oh. Oh. No. Clap it up. How's that for service? They also want service
33:17from
33:17Captain Jason. Oh no. What type of a service is that going to be? Um, this. Oh my god. Where
33:25are you
33:25holding? His rudder. Where is her head? It's in his butt. Oh my god. There's one thing these girls have
33:33and that's class. Yeah, they're drowning in it. Now it's time to dry off and head to dinner. All crew,
33:38all crew, all crew. We are good for 7.30 dinner. Oh, okay. First night of the charter. Open sesame.
33:44Hi.
33:45Are you? I reckon there'll be the world's biggest argument going on tonight. Well, maybe not.
33:49There's other people at the table you're mad at that you are not. Never mind. Who are you mad at?
33:54Who?
33:54Let the party start. You go from zero to, are you? Whoa. Now this is the real housewives I've been
34:02waiting for.
34:02Are you serious? Cheers. Oh my god. Oh my god, they smashed glasses. Someone's got to clean that up.
34:09These housewives are absolutely insane. What gave it away? I am over this. Poor Daisy. I'd lock
34:16myself in the freezer. I take my apron off and I just go out into the ocean and let myself
34:20go.
34:22You have let yourself go.
34:26That met my expectations. My expectations were high. Sorry, but whose idea was to get their housewives
34:32together on a yacht? The husbands would probably send them on this thing to get them away from them.
34:36Because that's what I'd be doing. Freedom! And then change a dress, sell the house before they get back.
34:43That's what I'd be doing.
34:56At the Del Pachitras, Wendell has taken charge of Vesti's hen's night.
35:00Here are the rules. It's very simple, yeah. Back at the hotel room by nine o'clock. No drinking,
35:05no partying, no clubbing. If you want a stripper, we'll send dad.
35:08If you want Vesti to be in bed by nine o'clock, definitely send dad.
35:12I'll come with my striptease and a cup of coffee and a cheesecake and do the jiggle.
35:17Channel 10 has recently brought back a classic game show.
35:23Millionaire Hot Seat.
35:25Is this a new host? Yeah, baby.
35:28Do you know who the host is? No. Hello, welcome to Millionaire Hot Seat.
35:31It's Rebecca. Rebecca Gibney.
35:34What? Australia's mum. Why do they shaft Eddie? Was he racist again?
35:39Well, one of these six hopefuls go all the way.
35:42I love the weirdos that have to smile and wave.
35:44Kirstie Mann is a podiatrist. Is a podiatrist the one that looks after vaginas?
35:48No, they look at feet. So unless you've got your foot stuck in a... oh, never mind. It's time to
35:54play...
35:55Deal or no deal? Oh, wrong show.
35:56A traditional children's party game is pin the tail on the what?
36:01Donkey.
36:03Boom. Milo's off to a cracker.
36:07Pin the tail on the... I feel I know this one.
36:11Why are you pretending to think?
36:13There'd be something wrong if I didn't.
36:15Stop talking and just answer the question.
36:17D donkey.
36:18Correct for $100.
36:19Are these questions written by five-year-olds?
36:21No, they're just very easy at the beginning.
36:23What was a popular name for the peaceful ethic promoted by hippies?
36:27Okay, a little bit before my time, um, born in the 60s.
36:32Oh, just say the answer.
36:34But I, I feel I know this.
36:36Stop explaining your answers and just say the answer.
36:39Again, something wrong if I didn't. Got the hair.
36:41Look at the timer. Does that not give him anxiety?
36:44Let's lock in a whale power.
36:46Just made it.
36:47With one second to go.
36:48I want him to lose because of the time he takes to answer.
36:53Hailing from the Himalayas, Sherpas are renowned for what skill?
36:57Climbing mountains.
36:59A, camel herding.
37:00B, deep sea diving.
37:01C, ice fishing.
37:03D, mountaineering.
37:04This one I do not know, but I'm going to guess C.
37:06The Himalayas, they're mountains, obviously.
37:10Oh, so something you can do in the mountains is...
37:14I think it's C.
37:16Ice fishing.
37:17Could be A.
37:18Mountaineering, let's lock in D.
37:20Mountaineering.
37:20D is correct.
37:21We've got 300 bucks.
37:23Yeah, but so would everybody else, surely.
37:26No.
37:27And as the questions start to get harder...
37:29I might pass this urge.
37:30Absolutely.
37:31...the contestants can pass to the next person.
37:33Who is the first female artist to have had number one albums in the UK over five consecutive decades?
37:40It's got to be Madonna.
37:41Madonna.
37:42Kylie Minogue.
37:43All right.
37:43Kylie Minogue.
37:45Um...
37:46It's not Kylie.
37:47Kylie Minogue.
37:48Can't be Kylie Minogue.
37:49The gays love Kylie.
37:51I'm going to go with Kylie.
37:52I swear to God, if it's Kylie Minogue, I will have to return my gay card.
37:56It was, of course.
37:57Our very own Kylie Minogue since...
37:59Yeah!
38:01Gay card.
38:02I'm heterosexual now.
38:04Yeah.
38:04I thought you said sure.
38:06The tallest mountain in our solar system, Olympus Mons, is on which planet?
38:10Uranus.
38:11A, Venus.
38:12B, Mars.
38:13Mars.
38:13There's a mountain in other places.
38:16C, Jupiter.
38:17Jupiter.
38:18D, Neptune.
38:19Have we ever been to Neptune?
38:21I'm going to lock in C, please, Jupiter.
38:24I just asked if we've ever been to Neptune.
38:26It was actually B, it was Mars.
38:28Oh, it's Mars.
38:29What?
38:29Oh, no, he's out.
38:32But each time someone answers incorrectly, the prize money drops.
38:36It was D, Talon.
38:38Until we end up with the final question worth...
38:41$50,000.
38:43Oh, here we go.
38:44Sepia is a natural pigment derived from which marine animals?
38:49A, sea snails.
38:51B, horseshoe crabs.
38:53C, cuttlefish.
38:54I could be cuttlefish.
38:55Sea snails.
38:56D, sea urchins.
38:57Sea urchins!
38:58It's sea urchins!
38:59I know this 100%.
39:01Sepia.
39:03Um...
39:03I've studied this before.
39:05Like, I haven't studied it, but I've read it.
39:07I would put my new home on this.
39:10C, cuttlefish.
39:11Oh, you idiot!
39:12You've locked in the sea, cuttlefish.
39:15Oh, poor guy.
39:17It is sea, cuttlefish.
39:19Oh!
39:21What?
39:22You've just won $50,000.
39:24Whoa!
39:25Sea cuttlefish!
39:26Do it!
39:2750 genos!
39:28Thank you so much.
39:29Oh, my God.
39:30I reckon that that fact might be wrong.
39:33It is.
39:33We'll see you next time on Millionaire.
39:35I'll speak goodnight.
39:36So glad that show's back.
39:38I love it.
39:39Sepia comes from...
39:40I actually really like Rebecca Gibney.
39:43Yeah.
39:43She's a good host.
39:44Sepia comes from...
39:46Oh, cuttlefish.
39:48You are...
39:48We know the name.
39:49You're wrong.
39:50Wait, that...
39:51Wait, wait, wait, wait.
39:51I've said it wrong.
39:52Can Sepia come from a sea urchins?
39:55You're teaching the kids all the wrong stuff.
39:56You're teaching the kids all the wrong stuff.
40:10You know, like, all those dating shows when, like, one of the guys comes on and he's, like, 32 and
40:16blah, blah, blah, and everyone's loving him, and then he goes, yeah, like, I live with my mum, and everyone
40:22goes, ooh, red flag.
40:53You're gonna be that red flag.
40:53First, you've got Ottawa's own Shane Hollander.
40:56I love that this series has a strong, hot Asian lead.
41:00This is the kid with the highest hockey IQ out there.
41:03Incredibly smart and incredibly fast.
41:05That is such an Asian thing to be the top of what you do.
41:09But you'll still never be good enough for mum and dad.
41:11No.
41:12Then you've got Russia's Ilya Rosanoff.
41:14Strong on the puck and a strong skater.
41:16So, Canada's best player, Shane Hollander, versus Russia's best player, Ilya Rosanoff.
41:21On the ice, they're intense rivals.
41:24But it's off the ice that things are really starting to heat up.
41:29We will be seeing each other or what?
41:31Oh.
41:32Ilya's manspreading.
41:33That is just a camera angle on a crutch, isn't it?
41:38Any vibes going on here?
41:39What do you reckon, undercurrent city?
41:41Who were these people when I was young?
41:42He went playing hockey.
41:43Ah!
41:50Can I grab that remote?
41:52Thanks.
41:54There we go.
41:55Pass it back.
41:56Fingers?
41:57Oh, yes.
41:58There you go.
41:59Thanks.
42:01I can see how it happens.
42:03Well, you're about to see a whole lot more.
42:06Now we're in the showers.
42:07Oh, okay.
42:08We love a good shower scene.
42:10Oh, yeah!
42:12He does Pilates.
42:13That's a Pilates tush.
42:14Park me that extra pillow, Jared.
42:19Oh, is he checking him out?
42:20Cardinal scene of the shower.
42:21Don't look down.
42:22I swear when we've gone and played paddle and had a shower, you were looking at me like that.
42:26I was looking at you.
42:27I was like, how can he find his arsehole through all that hair?
42:31What's he doing with this?
42:32Whoa.
42:32That could be he's rubbing like...
42:34Whoa.
42:34Not here.
42:35The sausages might be sizzling.
42:39What is your room number?
42:41Oh, he wants his room number.
42:441410?
42:45He gave him his room number.
42:46I think that's a code for come over to my room.
42:49Just hold him his hotel room.
42:50I don't think that's a code at all.
42:52Well, if I come to 1410 tonight...
42:54I might open.
42:54I might knock.
42:55Oh, yeah.
42:57You need to settle down, Sarah.
43:00Here we go.
43:01He's coming over to his hotel room.
43:03Yeah.
43:03He hasn't even got time to YouTube had a douche.
43:05Maybe he'll learn through trial and error.
43:08Oh, that's very messy, Jared.
43:10We've all been there.
43:11Yeah.
43:11Not me.
43:13He's going in.
43:14Oh, my God.
43:16I put you on my chicken arm.
43:18Might I sit?
43:20Not really.
43:21Well, well, well.
43:22Got you up against the wall.
43:24Shut up.
43:25Yeah, take control.
43:26I'm talking to Bob with the TV show.
43:30Top's coming off.
43:31Belt's undone.
43:32Ah, the memories.
43:33What, of being skinny?
43:35Skinny, young, desired.
43:41What's he doing down there?
43:42Where's he going to put it?
43:43Where do you think he's going to put it?
43:44Oh.
43:46Oh.
43:46Oh.
43:47Oh, hello.
43:47Oh, here we go.
43:48Love this.
43:49Don't love that you guys are here while I'm watching it.
43:54Come here, baby.
43:55I'm glad I'm not watching this with my parents.
44:00I doubt it, eh?
44:01It was 25 degrees.
44:03It's boiling right now.
44:15No one knows where to put their hands.
44:17All right, Yoshi.
44:18Oh, I get it.
44:20The heated rivals were on with each other.
44:23Then, as the hockey season finishes, Hollander tries to work out where they stand.
44:28So what is it then?
44:29But discovers Rosanoff isn't on the same page.
44:32Not everything is about you, Hollander.
44:34Oh, first love is Tiff.
44:36I guess I thought maybe we...
44:39Never mind.
44:40You see, this is more than just a hookup.
44:43See you next season.
44:47It's like they just don't know how to deal with what they're feeling.
44:49What is it with men?
44:50Just say how you feel.
44:52He's not interested.
44:53Post night clarity.
44:55Yes.
44:57How are you used to?
44:58How's your body temperature?
44:59You want the air cooler?
45:00Well, I was going to adjust my pants.
45:03Heavy on the heated, low on the rivalry.
45:05Big time.
45:06So, what are we doing tomorrow?
45:09Let's watch episode two tomorrow night together as a fam.
45:11What do you think?
45:12Sounds like a great day.
45:13Yeah.
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