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مسلسل New Girl مترجم - Episode 6
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00:02First in November
00:05That is when we must remember
00:08How the Pilgrims would have died
00:10Without the friendship of a tribe
00:14Hi. Hi.
00:16I thank you so much for helping backstage this year, really.
00:20It's made such a difference.
00:22It's nice. Yeah.
00:25How's your boyfriend?
00:26We broke up. Oh, sorry.
00:28Good riddance. Just kidding.
00:29Oh, I...
00:31What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
00:32Well, um, I always spend it with my grandmother.
00:35Oh, that's so nice.
00:36But she just died.
00:37Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. That's terrible. When?
00:40Well, it was about a month ago.
00:42It was while I was writing the Halloween manager goal.
00:44No wonder it was so deep.
00:45What's it all about? Is there any point?
00:49Do we start dying the moment we are born?
00:56Well, I better go warm up the gourds.
01:02Paul!
01:03Yeah?
01:09Well...
01:11What is that?
01:12What?
01:12I went to five grocery stores, and I got the last turkey in America.
01:18No, Jess, we're not doing Thanksgiving, okay? We talked about this.
01:21We're just gonna watch football, drink beer, and then we are going to Best Buy for Black Friday.
01:25Or as I like to call it, Friday.
01:27Yeah, it's our thing, Jess. It's dudesgiving.
01:30Okay, no matter how many emails you send, that's not a thing.
01:32It's real, man. It's not real. It's totally real.
01:34It has been two years since I've had an American Thanksgiving.
01:37We talked about this.
01:38Look, it's not a big deal. I'm just cooking dinner for you guys.
01:41And Paul.
01:41What?
01:42What?
01:43What?
01:43Did you say and Paul?
01:45Who's Paul?
01:47Did you invite somebody named Paul to our house?
01:49Yes, I did. I asked someone out.
01:52Asked someone out?
01:53Jess, be honest. Is the turkey named Paul?
01:56It's a real guy, and he teaches at my school, and he's really, really hot.
02:03And the turkey is named Hank.
02:05Hank's giving.
02:07And we are gonna eat him.
02:10Hank's giving.
02:12Hey, girl.
02:16Whatcha doin'?
02:18Hey, girl.
02:20Where you goin'?
02:23Who's that girl?
02:24Who's that girl?
02:26Who's that girl?
02:27Who's that girl?
02:28Who's that girl?
02:28It's Jess.
02:34Don't worry, guys. I will do everything.
02:37Are we gonna be able to hang out with Paul, or is he also a teacher?
02:41No, he's a tall guys guy. He normally spends Thanksgiving with his Nana, but she just passed away.
02:45That's a great plan, Jess. Be the girl who replaces his dead Nana.
02:48I know!
02:50Guys, look, this is a bad idea. He's gonna be our fifth roommate, I'm telling you.
02:53It's a first date.
02:54We don't know him, okay? We gotta figure out whether or not he's the right guy for us.
02:59We deserve to be happy.
03:00You guys, don't even get up. Just enjoy your beards. It's gonna be a great meal.
03:04Just curious, does anybody know anything about cooking?
03:07No pressure. Just, like, cooking a turkey, for example.
03:10Says you need some kind of string.
03:12Trusting string.
03:12Don't, Schmidt.
03:13That's a good turkey tip. You got more?
03:15Here's a tip.
03:16Don't cook Thanksgiving dinner for five people in 14 hours.
03:19Here's another tip.
03:20Don't ask a guy out on a first date on the least sexy holiday in America.
03:24What are the most sexy holidays?
03:26The most sexy holidays are 4th of July, Independence Day, obviously, Women's History Month, and Christmas.
03:34Will you help me?
03:34No, definitely not.
03:36What if I invite Cece?
03:37Don't do it, Schmidt. Beer, football, Black Friday.
03:40Thanksgiving with Cece?
03:41No, Schmidt.
03:43Okay.
03:43No, no, no, no.
03:44No, Schmidt.
03:45But I want to let you know up front that I've got some control issues in the kitchen.
03:48So if I'm gonna do this, I'm cooking the whole meal.
03:50I don't want you touching anything, and I don't want to hear Schmidt.
03:52Schmidt, you're using too much tarragon because I'm not.
03:55You will never hear that from me.
03:56I'm in.
03:57Come on, Schmidt.
03:58Great.
03:58Yes.
03:59So this guy's gonna thaw out by tomorrow, right?
04:02What are we, scientists?
04:07Oh.
04:08Hey, look at that.
04:09It's ready.
04:09What am I gonna do?
04:10It comes in three hours.
04:13Oh, God.
04:14I can't get it in.
04:16We've all been here, am I right?
04:17Jar.
04:23Maybe if I take off all my clothes and I get in bed with them, the heat of my body
04:26will
04:26warm it up.
04:27I'm not gonna lie.
04:28Does it turn me on a little bit?
04:29It is?
04:30Hey, guys.
04:31Cece, thank God.
04:32Come down here and lie on the turkey with me.
04:34Oh, hell yeah.
04:35Do that.
04:35Yeah, do it.
04:36That'd be good.
04:37This is a terrible idea.
04:39Yeah.
04:40100%.
04:43I put it on permanent press.
04:45Good.
04:45So you don't have to iron it.
04:48No, he's here early.
04:49How do I look?
04:50It's better if you don't know.
04:57Hi.
04:58Hey.
04:58Come on in.
04:59All right.
05:00Paul, everybody.
05:01Hey.
05:01Hey.
05:01Hello.
05:02Welcome to our home.
05:04Hey.
05:06It ain't so quirky to eat a lot of turkey on a Thanksgiving day.
05:11Yeah.
05:14My belly's wanting something to find me like a pumpkin in every gobble gobble way.
05:19Bye.
05:22I didn't know you were going back to back.
05:24Happy Thanksgiving.
05:25Oh, my God.
05:26There's two of them.
05:27It's good to see you.
05:31Um, so I'm just gonna freshen up.
05:34Oh, thanks.
05:35And I'll be right back.
05:38I forgot to tell you.
05:39Paul brought his violin, and with a little coaxing, he might fiddle with the old horse hairs.
05:45Uh, only if you don't mind being enchanted.
05:49I just want to watch the game.
05:50Hey, Nick.
05:51Can I talk to you?
05:53I just need you not to do that thing that you do.
05:55What thing?
05:56I don't do a thing.
05:57Yes, you get all mean, and you make that little turtle face.
05:59Okay, I don't think I make a turtle face.
06:01Just talk to him like a normal human being.
06:03Not about politics or small business loans or the Google conspiracy thing, okay?
06:07I've only seen him at school, and I really want to wow him tonight, okay?
06:10Please, he's the only guy I've liked since Spencer.
06:12And I'm not good at this stuff, so please just help me.
06:17All right, Ben, I'll help you.
06:19Shake on that partner.
06:20I don't want to do it like that, though.
06:23Fair enough.
06:24Fair enough.
06:25Can I sit here?
06:31A person?
06:35Guy roommates.
06:36Three guys.
06:39That's intimidating.
06:41I gotta be honest.
06:42It's intimidating coming into that arena.
06:46It's hard to get to know people.
06:48It's like Goldilocks and the three bears.
06:51I bet you're the bear who has the bed that's just right.
06:56It's a teacher joke, sorry.
06:57Okay, here's what we're going to do, Paul.
06:59Just so I get to know you a little better and you can know me better.
07:01Yeah.
07:02We're going to play a little game.
07:03Oh, great, fun.
07:04Right?
07:04Yeah.
07:05I'm going to say something, and you're going to say the first thing that pops in your head.
07:08Kazoo.
07:10Okay, we haven't even started yet.
07:12Okay.
07:13I'm going to stick with Kazoo.
07:16Right, okay.
07:18Boundaries.
07:19Important.
07:20Okay.
07:21Other people's stuff.
07:22Private.
07:23Good.
07:25Loud early morning sex.
07:27Nice work, if you can get some.
07:33Hey, Paul.
07:34Hey, Nicholas.
07:34What's going on, guys?
07:35Nicholas, wow.
07:36Just two dudes playing word association games, kicking back a couple of pumpkin ales.
07:39I think that's a lager, right?
07:41Mm-mm.
07:42This is an ale.
07:43This has to do with the fermentation process.
07:45Could be, could be.
07:45Hey, do you want to watch a football movie, Lions?
07:47Ah, yes.
07:48The mighty, mighty Lions of Des Moines.
07:52They're, uh, they play every Thanksgiving, right?
07:54Because they're the most ferocious of the team.
07:55Lions from Detroit.
07:56Detroit Lions.
07:57That's another...
07:59What you gobbling about, turkeys?
08:09Anyone who tells you the future of graveyous nitrogen-based is cooking with blinders on, CC.
08:15What is...
08:16Are you...
08:17Did you wash your hands?
08:18I wash them after.
08:19Okay.
08:20No, see, just...
08:21Can you just stop?
08:21Because now the entire bowl of walnuts is compromised.
08:25Why, you're really sanitary.
08:26Do you, uh, wash your hands sometimes a day?
08:28Okay.
08:29Look, don't worry, CC.
08:30If I need to, I can get my hands dirty.
08:32I got...
08:32I mean, I got dirty all over.
08:35Would you eat this filthy walnut?
08:38Yeah, I mean, I'd eat the...
08:39Yeah.
08:39Okay, open your mouth.
08:40Yeah.
08:40Open your mouth, Smith.
08:42No!
08:43No!
08:46Beautiful savage.
08:49Oh, intermission.
08:50No, it's halftime.
08:50And it's parade time.
08:53It's a robot turkey.
08:55You know, it was grandma's favorite.
08:57We used to love watching the parade together.
08:59She was the best.
09:01Check it out.
09:02There she is.
09:03There's the lady.
09:05Oh, she's beautiful.
09:07We used to get to the funniest arm wrestling matches.
09:10Hey, uh, can I show you something?
09:12Uh, picture here.
09:15It's my grandpa.
09:17Oh.
09:17Died last year.
09:19I'm so sorry.
09:21Sorry, everyone.
09:21Thanks, man.
09:22It's okay.
09:23This picture right here is when he tried to quit drinking.
09:25That was a bad idea for everybody.
09:28This is the first time he tried gelato.
09:30He did not like that.
09:31What was his name?
09:34His name was Nelson.
09:35Hey, Schmidt, how's it going?
09:37Well, I need some walnuts.
09:38I have no walnuts.
09:40I should go get those.
09:40You should stay here with a turkey.
09:42Though, shoot, I have had two pumpkin ales.
09:45I probably shouldn't get behind the wheel of a car.
09:47Nick, how many pumpkin ales have you had?
09:49Oh, I've had zero pumpkin ales.
09:51Then you can take a bottle of the store, right?
09:56It's my skin, it's my mom.
09:59I'm sorry, man.
10:00Are you singing about what we're doing?
10:03Yeah.
10:04Yes, I was.
10:05Sometimes I don't even realize I'm doing it.
10:07Where are you from?
10:08Chicago.
10:09Oh, land of plenty.
10:11It's weird being in L.A.
10:12It doesn't feel like Thanksgiving.
10:14It feels like there should be like a little nip in the air, you know?
10:17A little bit of like an autumn crisp.
10:22So, Jess said you're a lawyer, right?
10:24I dropped out of law school.
10:26I had three semesters to go.
10:27Oh, what?
10:28So close.
10:30So you're still trying to figure it out, right?
10:32That's what your 20s are for.
10:33I'm 30, so...
10:39Oh, Mr. Copycat.
10:42That's where I get my copies.
10:44No way!
10:44Yeah.
10:45You get your copies there?
10:46I don't.
10:47I don't.
10:47Who's the other one?
10:48Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
10:51That's right.
10:52I made long, sustained mashes.
10:56Oh, hey.
10:57You've got something on your nose right...
11:00What?
11:00What?
11:01No!
11:03What is wrong with you?
11:04Look at this recipe.
11:05Look at the recipe.
11:07Where in this recipe does it say,
11:08put mashed potatoes on Schmidt's nose?
11:10Look at it.
11:11No, here, here, here.
11:12Go on, show me.
11:15Oh, hey.
11:16Hey.
11:17We got the nuts, Jess.
11:18I don't think Nick likes me very much.
11:20No.
11:24Turkey!
11:27Oh, fire!
11:28Fire!
11:36It's like a print video.
11:37Oh, my God!
11:38Oh, I'm so sorry.
11:39I really wanted you to have a good time.
11:41Remember when there was only dudes living here
11:43and we had no fires?
11:44This is ridiculous.
11:45Three months ago, we didn't even know this girl.
11:47My LASIK tie is freaking out.
11:49Okay, that's it.
11:49We're leaving.
11:50Guys, let's get out of here.
11:51I've had a great time.
11:52Oh, I'm so sorry.
11:53We're going to the bar.
11:54We can't get rid of the smoke.
11:55Wait.
11:56What?
11:57Wait, wait, wait.
11:58Hold on.
11:58We can still do this.
11:59What are you guys doing?
12:00I have been dying to try that food you've been cooking all day.
12:03You've been slaving away in there.
12:05What's your name again?
12:06Schmidt.
12:07Right.
12:07You know, it's my last name.
12:08Well, my last name is Genslinger,
12:10and I'd like to eat the food that you've been making all day, Schmidt.
12:14Yeah, all right.
12:16Genslinger.
12:16I'm with Genslinger.
12:17I have an idea.
12:18Let's go next door.
12:21Mrs. Beverly's really great.
12:22She's visiting her sister,
12:24but she gave me her spare key for an emergency.
12:26So we're breaking and entering.
12:27That's a felony, FYI.
12:29Hey, law school.
12:30Nice.
12:30No, we're not breaking in.
12:32I gave her a key to our place, too.
12:34She sometimes has a problem with her shower.
12:38Nope, not here.
12:41What are you doing?
12:42You promised me you'd be nice to him.
12:43I was nice to him.
12:44I've been very nice to Paul.
12:46The whole car ride over, I was nice to him.
12:48You know what he tells me about?
12:48He likes Air Bud, too.
12:50He loves dogs.
12:51I know where he gets his copies made.
12:53He likes to whistle.
12:54He wanted to open the door with me.
12:56So when my hand went up, so did his.
12:58Oh, I get it.
12:59He's not cool enough for you.
13:01Because nobody can be cool enough for cool Nick Miller.
13:04Mom, Nick Miller, I'm so cool to make me cool face.
13:08Why don't you like him?
13:09Who cares?
13:09Do you like him?
13:10Of course I like him.
13:11Okay, fine.
13:12It doesn't matter what I think, does it?
13:14Because I don't have to have sex with him.
13:16I do.
13:17I want to.
13:18I want to have sex with him big time.
13:22You heard me.
13:23Big time, okay?
13:24I want to take him down to Chinatown and slice him off a piece of this pumpkin pie, okay?
13:30I want to do all the things that you do in a bedroom with him, okay?
13:34I want to do it standing up and sitting down and half up and half down.
13:37And the wiggly one and the bear attack and the claws and the head and the figure skaters do and
13:43the what's for lunch and the give me that hat.
13:46Let's just say that I'm good.
13:47I'm really, really good.
13:49And I don't care what you think.
13:50Then why did you ask me?
13:54Hey, Jess, I just want you to know everyone really loves Paul.
13:58And also, we can hear everything you're saying.
14:01What?
14:02Play through.
14:04After you, Jess.
14:10Excuse me.
14:14So, just a heads up.
14:16We're just rehearsing a play that Nick is writing.
14:20It's called Big Time.
14:23It's about a man who loves another man named Paul.
14:31And it's not very good.
14:36I'm so sorry.
14:42I've done Gimme That Hat.
14:43Only for me, it was like, you know, it was like, here, take my hat.
14:48Do you know what I mean?
15:01So, how bad was it on a scale from one to bad?
15:05Let's put it this way.
15:05A normal guy would have left a long time ago, and he's still here, right?
15:09He's not normal.
15:16Schmidt yelled at me earlier.
15:18Oh, I'm so sorry.
15:19Did he get weird?
15:20He's weird about cooking.
15:21Did you touch his whisk?
15:23No, the thing is, Jess, is I think I'm into him.
15:26What?
15:27Oh, God.
15:28Yeah, he's got this rage inside of him, this fury, and I just love it.
15:31Schmidt, it's hour nine.
15:32I'm starving.
15:33Well, I can blancher, I can talk, but I can't do both.
15:36I'm going in.
15:48Nick, I gotta just say something to you.
15:50I feel like you think I'm kind of annoying.
15:53You didn't have to come here to say that.
15:54You could have done it from over there.
15:55Okay, and if that's the case, which I don't know that it is...
15:58It is.
15:58I don't care.
15:59I actually feel sort of sorry for you, because at this point in your life, I know that you'll
16:03never dislike me more than you dislike yourself.
16:05Really?
16:06That's what you're going with, violin?
16:09A little, um, napkin-folding music.
16:13I kind of need it.
16:20I can't believe you're still here.
16:22I mean, of course I'm still here.
16:24Why wouldn't I be here?
16:26Hey.
16:28Let's talk about what happened earlier.
16:31Because you made me feel like I was a really bad girl.
16:34I know I did, and I'm really sorry, Cece.
16:38I'll never yell at you like that again.
16:42How about now?
16:43Please don't do that.
16:46I've got my dirty little hands in your pudding.
16:48It's so gross.
16:50It's so gross.
16:51Please.
16:51Oh, God.
16:52Mmm.
16:54It's so gross.
16:55Yell.
16:56I really, I really rather you not do that.
16:58I haven't washed my hands since three o'clock, and I'm going to double that.
17:01It's so gross.
17:01How about now?
17:05It's all the way, it's all the way in there with all the, it's so unsanitary.
17:09Please just put it, I'm begging you to please just take the towel.
17:13This may be none of my business, but I really have to ask you, did anything happen between
17:18you and Nick?
17:19Like, did you guys go out, or, or, or, because I, I really don't want to be in the middle
17:23of anything.
17:24I don't.
17:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:26Good.
17:27Because I really want to see you again.
17:30Big time.
17:34Big time.
17:35Big time.
17:35Like the play.
17:36Yeah.
17:36Cool play.
17:37It is.
17:38Do you really like him, Winston?
17:39Yes, man.
17:40He asked me my grandpa's name.
17:42You've never asked me my grandpa's name.
17:44I don't know, Winston.
17:45I was just starting as your grandpa.
17:46I mean, you don't know my grandpa's name.
17:48You mean Mason on your dad's, or Charles on your mom's?
17:51Yeah, it's Mason and Charles.
17:53Oh, oh, oh, baby.
17:55Oh, that looks lovely.
17:56Genslinger.
17:57Schmidt?
17:58Yeah, buddy.
17:59You're kidding me?
18:00Oh, it looks incredible.
18:01It really does.
18:02What if you play something for us before we start?
18:04Before?
18:04Yes!
18:04Oh, no, no.
18:06No, we're all hungry.
18:07No, you want to do it.
18:08Just do it, yeah.
18:09Okay, please.
18:11Twist my arm.
18:12Yeah.
18:13All right.
18:14Uh, duet from the pageant, huh?
18:16Big entrance.
18:17Okay.
18:19Native Americans, gather ye round, for I have a new friend I've met in the forest.
18:25Ah!
18:26Dead body!
18:28Dead body!
18:29Holy God!
18:31There's a dead body in there.
18:32I think there's a dead body.
18:33I think there's a dead body.
18:35There's a dead body!
18:36Oh, that is real.
18:38That's a real thing.
18:39Oh, God.
18:40Ow!
18:43Poor Mrs. Beverly.
18:45Oh, Mrs. Beverly from the mailboxes.
18:54I'm so sorry, Paul.
18:56Oh, it was so fun.
18:57I had a great time.
18:59Anytime, bro.
19:00Hey, listen, we're going to go to the Best Buy later and grab a new dryer.
19:02Totally stopped by if you need anything.
19:04Oh, good, good.
19:04Okay.
19:07Oh, okay.
19:08All right.
19:11Cool.
19:11Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
19:12Somebody in here.
19:14Somebody in here.
19:15Guys.
19:17No, no, no.
19:31Remember that great meal we didn't have?
19:33Oh, come on, Jess.
19:34Are you going to be mad at me all night?
19:36Are you cold?
19:38Do you want my cardi?
19:54You came.
19:55Yeah.
19:55When I was on that elevator ride from hell, the coroner's telling me to stop crying like
19:59a girl.
19:59I told him that was sexist.
20:01You're right.
20:01I am right. And then I just decided life is too short.
20:05So I went around the corner, picked up a couple turkey subs for your friends.
20:08Yep.
20:09Foot longers.
20:09And here I am, just a man and his violin.
20:14You're amazing.
20:15Hey, no cutting. Is he cutting?
20:17He's not cutting. Relax.
20:18Guys, we got a cutter here.
20:20Calm down, pal.
20:21He's not cutting.
20:22He's not cutting.
20:23I saved his spot.
20:24Calm down.
20:26Full slap.
20:27He's just doing fair trade scenes.
20:29Honestly, stop overreacting to cutting.
20:32I'm going to the back of the line. The spot's for Paul.
20:35Thanks, Nick.
20:36Thank you, Nick.
20:39Hey, Nick.
20:43Wait.
20:49Let's go. Come on.
20:50I'll go back there, too.
20:54Thursday in November
20:57That is the day we remember
20:59Of a pilgrim's night
21:01It's going to get a lot worse
21:02Before it gets better
21:03With all the friendship of our tribe
21:05Oh
21:07Why don't you
21:09Take the fiddle
21:10And fiddle it up
21:12And fiddle it down
21:14Fiddle it all over town
21:36Where the hell are they going?
21:38Followed by
21:39Bye.
21:40Who's following me?
21:40Bye.
21:42Bye.
21:43Bye.
21:44Bye.
21:45Bye.
21:45Bye.
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