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00:21I'm not saying the bad guys isn't a good name.
00:23It's just, you know, a little on the nose.
00:25That's why it works.
00:27We are bad guys, so folks know what they're getting.
00:29Sure, still, it could be cooler, like the night owls.
00:34Not you, too.
00:35All anybody wants to talk about is the night owls.
00:37It's a catchy name.
00:39The bad guys is plenty catchy.
00:41We just need to get it out there more.
00:43Speaking of, everybody in position?
00:52Waiting and waiting for the signal.
00:54Wait, is this a signal?
00:55No, stick to the plan, and don't get nervous.
00:58You know what happens when you get nervous.
01:01You're nothing.
01:02I don't know what you're talking about.
01:09Webs?
01:10Webs, you copy?
01:11Yeah, yeah, I'm with Jake on the name.
01:14That's not, I wasn't asking.
01:15Are you in position?
01:16Duh.
01:17I'm the most in position anyone's ever been.
01:19All right.
01:20That just leaves Shark.
01:21Shark, he's a lobster in the trap.
01:24Shark, have you subdued the guard?
01:26We're not so different, you and I.
01:28Just two regular Joes.
01:30One of us definitely isn't an imposter.
01:32Oh, what aint my backstory.
01:34Was that the sound of improvising?
01:35We've been over this, Shark.
01:37Shark.
01:38Oh, I'm on it, Wolfie.
01:43Spider!
01:46You know, I'm down to steal anything.
01:48Really, anything.
01:49But what's so special about some old game?
01:52Only a few Space Fruit Battle 2000s were made before the game was scrapped entirely because
01:56it was too addictive.
01:57Kids stop sleeping, panic in the streets, societal breakdown.
02:01And this just happens to be the last working one.
02:04Stealing it is really going to get our name out there.
02:11Signals laid.
02:12Which is probably fine.
02:14Unless it isn't.
02:15Wolf, it's a lobster in the trap.
02:18Wolf, can't anybody tell me if the lobster is indeed inside the trap?
02:30I just want to say sorry, again, for not realizing it was you before, and I had a regular spider.
02:35That's still insulting.
02:37I'm, uh, just getting used to having a spider as a teammate.
02:41It's an option for an excuse.
02:45Oh, hey there.
02:46I bet you're asking yourself, who is this team of daring super criminals?
02:51We're the bad guys.
02:52And you can see why.
02:54Take Mr. Snake.
02:55There's nothing he can't steal.
02:58Or won't.
02:59Then there's Miss Tarantula.
03:01We call her Webb.
03:02She's our technological, genius-logical, a-wreck-ish.
03:07She can hack stuff good.
03:08Mr. Shark's our master of disguise.
03:12And then there's Mr. Piranha.
03:14He's-
03:17He's on us!
03:18We gotta go!
03:20Piranha, uh, he brings the unexpected.
03:24So, who's the mastermind behind this super team?
03:27That be me, Mr. Wolf.
03:29As in, Big Bad.
03:32Who are you talking to?
03:33Since we've been having trouble getting our name out there, I thought I'd introduce us properly.
03:37We're the bad guys.
03:38You'll want to remember that.
03:40Uh, yeah.
03:41The security cameras aren't recording.
03:43I turn them off.
03:44This being a heist and all.
03:47And here comes the best part.
03:51The getaway.
04:05I always knew this job was a one-way ticket.
04:08Maybe a brush with the fuzz is just what we need.
04:11Victoria's crooks, the bad guys, narrowly escape police.
04:15I like that.
04:17That's right, it's us, the bad guys.
04:20We just stole some big-time lewd.
04:22How about a little high steel?
04:24Huh, huh.
04:28Are they?
04:29Were they not after us?
04:33Guess they had bigger fish to fry.
04:35But, but we're the bad guys.
05:06We'll be the good guys.
05:13the night owls have struck again last night they hit every jewelry store on gemstone row and
05:19narrowly avoided capture after an epic police chase oh we should have done that yeah why'd we
05:25steal a lousy game again so we're not the lead story i bet our heist will be up next right
05:31piranha
05:32this magical machine is the greatest thing that's ever been stolen so definitely came over i hate this
05:39game bonus round this game rules with this latest daring heist the night owls have surpassed the
05:46slippery eels to claim the second spot on six news nightly's worst of the worst list which is a list
05:52we keep even though it creates a sense of competitiveness that probably worsens crime in
05:56the city but who am i to question tradition we didn't even make the list which just means it'll
06:01taste all the sweeter when we finally do oh the inside cats beat us out that shapes my scales
06:08they hunt down every small rodent they can find and they don't even eat them i hate food waste
06:13the night owls may have a chance to nab the top spot when the famous painting sad boy goes on
06:19display
06:19for the first time since the crimson paw stole it 10 years ago not that i'm suggesting anyone steal it
06:26don't do that are they even gonna talk about arcade heist i told everybody i was gonna be on tv
06:31man i need snacks i guess that just leaves us i'm not hungry thanks though yeah i have to go
06:39do
06:39something it's not looking for another gig because i'm pretty sure this one isn't working out
06:42what uh i mean not that
06:46i don't want to talk about it that is too bad because that that's definitely why i'm up here
07:06but you don't want to talk about it i gotta get out of here anyway we're gonna talk later
07:09we worked so hard on the arcade heist and nobody even noticed it's just
07:14i really believed with all our unique talents or our crooked instincts our collective love of the
07:19steel we could become the best crime pulling team that ever existed but and maybe i'm being paranoid
07:26i feel like everyone just wants to go off and do their own thing i blame the name anyway i
07:32guess
07:32you're right we should all go our separate ways huh wait a second that's not what i said snake
07:36you're you're my best bud that hurt's coming from you we can't give up we're all better as a team
07:42and i need you for this to work
07:46were you sneaking out to do a job on your own who me no my face was just cold
07:54of course i was
07:59look you're a wolf you're meant to be in a pack sniffing each other's butts there's not even a word
08:05for a wolf that goes solo but me i'm a lone snake
08:12i get it i guess the bad guys was a silly idea
08:17you're a dreamer wolf that's why i love you
08:22well see you in the funny papers
08:33sad boy
08:36stealing that would sure make a name for somebody of course you need a team to pull it off
08:42the bad guys the bad guys steal that i'm gonna do another ha for emphasis
08:49but if we did not only would we jump right over the night owls on the worst of the worst
08:54list
08:54we'd knock the inside cats right off
08:59fine i'll stay for one more job but if this doesn't work i'm out
09:05sad boy hasn't been shown since the crimson paw stole it and then returned it just to prove that
09:10he could which is just so cool and that means that if we steal it we'll be launched into the
09:16same
09:17league as the crimson paw
09:19oh oh please say i have to go deep undercover as sad boy
09:22okay here we go
09:24i like the enthusiasm but no
09:26probably for the best emoting that much sadness might cause permanent frown loss
09:31yeah if we actually pull this off we don't have to like hang it up do we
09:36this place is depressing enough
09:38forget about the painting i mean don't because we have to steal it
09:41but it's not about sad boy it's about proving that the bad boys
09:45i mean the bad guys are the best i mean the worst by stealing sad guy boy you get it
09:52still sure about the name
09:53one thousand percent we're the bad guys and soon the whole world will know us
09:59come on you want a piece of me you mangos don't know what's coming
10:03oh hey that's not helpful
10:08piranha buddy what have you slept
10:12oh thanks man i couldn't stop on my own
10:15anytime we're a team and we'll need to work as a team because stealing sad boy won't be easy
10:21the museum has installed extra security measures
10:24yes finally eyes where i can put my skills to the test
10:28i really need this to work because my fallback career is boring
10:34not that i have one of those
10:36every criminal in town will want to get their paws on the painting
10:39which is why we're gonna steal it
10:41tonight
10:43before the exhibit opens tomorrow
10:46the painting is in the gallery on the top floor
10:49step one is for shark to impersonate a building inspector and get the guard to turn off the first layer
10:54of security
10:55museum's closed sir
10:56no building is close to me
10:58but i'm an official building inspector
11:00here are my official documents i didn't print them out from the internet
11:02with the big exhibit opening tomorrow we cannot take any chances
11:07you see that
11:08one crack in the foundation this whole place will come down
11:12do you want that
11:13folks strapped inside
11:15eating priceless artwork just to survive
11:18is that what you want
11:19oh no
11:20no no no no no
11:22love so much about that
11:24uh but maybe we went a little too far with the improvisation there buddy
11:28but i'll develop a whole backstory for my inspector
11:31he's a broken man hardened by too many years on the job
11:34and you promise i'll be able to stretch my actuarial fence with the bad guys
11:37and you can't
11:38i just wonder if if your inspector keeps all that buried inside
11:43deep deep deep inside so that the guard doesn't get suspicious
11:48because you are a suspiciously good actor
11:52i suppose i can rework the character
11:55he's all business doesn't have time for chit chat
11:58because work is the only thing that can distract him
12:02from the ghost of his past
12:03just let me hack into the security system
12:06we can skimp whatever this is
12:07the perimeter alarms can only be turned off from inside the museum
12:11once shark gets the guard to do that
12:13you handle step two
12:15hacking the internal motion detection lasers
12:31you are no fun
12:32you promise this will be fun
12:34what's more fun than a perfectly executed plan
12:38arachnatech helpline
12:40it's a family nickname
12:41okay you're clearly lying
12:43what no i'm not
12:44oh just a sec
12:45we do appreciate your call ma'am
12:48have you tried rebooting
12:49my auntie
12:50she needs a lot of computer help and values good manners
12:53wait what am i supposed to be doing during all this
12:56i was getting to that
12:57you need to be patient
12:58i don't have a lot of patience for patience
13:01well i have great news then
13:02you my friend are about to have an opportunity to exercise that muscle
13:06because your role involves waiting
13:09patiently
13:11we signal
13:11then you come get us
13:14do not crash the walls like the arcade
13:16man waiting is the hardest job
13:18you just sit
13:19there's not much to it
13:20my brain goes to all sorts of places
13:22like what if another gang tries to pull the same heist at the exact same time
13:25and me and the other getaway driver we get our signals crossed
13:28and i end up picking up the other gang by mistake
13:32so you come here often
13:34no
13:36i like your jacket
13:41don't encourage him shark
13:42piranha that's not gonna happen
13:43well what if it does
13:44or that building inspector did bring up some good points
13:47you mean the imaginary character shark invented
13:49pretty convincing wasn't it
13:51yeah
13:52what if the building starts to collapse
13:59should i drive the car over the museum and you all like jump up at the same time
14:09piranha no way that's gonna happen mainly because with how this run-through is going i'm not confident we could
14:16coordinate a simultaneous jump
14:18also our car can't fly
14:20well maybe it should be able to
14:22you promised me something when i agreed to join up with the bad guys
14:25i forgot what that was but i feel like it involved mayhem
14:27now patience
14:31one last job
14:32you promised
14:33do i look like someone who keeps promises
14:35face facts wolfie
14:37this obviously isn't gonna work
14:38facts are only true because people believe them
14:41come on we can do this
14:43for me
14:44please
14:47fine
14:48do it to beat the inside cats
14:52it's gonna work
14:53it has to work
15:01waiting patiently
15:03patiently waiting
15:04nothing to worry about
15:07no
15:09maybe just distracting your brain is the way to go
15:19museum's closed sir
15:22building inspector
15:23i need full access to the building for
15:25inspecting
15:26please disable the perimeter alarms
15:28i have a clipboard so you know i'm all business
15:30oh of course sir
15:34we're in
15:35it actually worked
15:36maybe you answered something about this whole less is more business
15:39what
15:39or it was the clipboard
15:41i should do my prop board
15:43copy that
15:45second layer of alarms disabled
15:47that's our cue
15:48this plan is too complicated
15:50smash and grab has always worked just fine for me
15:53you've been to jail like a hundred times
15:55and i've always smashed and grabbed my way out
15:57no smashing
15:58no grabbing
15:59we're here to steal sad boy
16:01nothing else
16:02stick to the plan
16:03wolfie come on
16:04i may not always agree with your plans
16:06but i always stick to them
16:08oh yeah
16:09so you didn't steal anything besides the game at the arcade
16:15i don't know how that got there
16:17what i'm a thief
16:19if i don't steal things who even am i
16:21besides you promised and i quote
16:24unfettered stealing
16:25when i agreed to join this outfit
16:28and you're a great thief
16:30but if we're gonna get the bad guy's name out there
16:32then we need to pull this off
16:34and to do that
16:35we have to stick to the plan
16:39the pedestals are equipped with weight sensors
16:40if anything is removed the alarm goes straight to the security company
16:44game over
16:45aww why
16:46not you
16:47also did you not hear anything i just said
16:49i am who i am
16:50focus on the job
17:00sure it's different seeing it in person
17:07the artist really captured his sadness
17:10i don't know what you're talking about
17:14i'm not sad
17:15at all
17:18unrelated
17:19why is my face wet
17:26it's too much
17:27we gotta stop looking
17:28don't look
17:29i can't
17:30fight it
17:31fight it
17:33let's steal this horrible painting
17:35get out of here
17:41wait
17:41first
17:42we need folks to know that the bad guys are the ones who took it
17:46we should sign our work like artists do
17:48that everyone will know our name
17:50i wish i had some spray paint
17:52or a customized stamp
17:54would this work
17:57yeah
17:58actually
17:59that's perfect
18:00give me a boost
18:09oh
18:12oh no
18:19come on
18:20you're gonna be sadder than him if we get caught
18:22let's go
18:27what's going on
18:29what do i do
18:29this is your moment shark
18:31improvise
18:37these alarms are the least of all worries
18:39this whole place is structurally unsound like my personal life
18:44because i'm married to the job
18:50webs tell me you can do something about this
18:52hello
18:53i'm sorry to hear your phone isn't working sir
18:55may i just ask how is it you're talking to me now
18:59webs help
19:01hold please
19:01wait me
19:02i can't hold
19:04the grates were automatically activated
19:05i can't control them
19:07that's awesome
19:08it's really not
19:10i slowed the guard down as long as i could
19:12hang on wolf
19:13maybe i can buy you some time
19:29i guess you were right
19:31i dreamed too big
19:32i should have let you go before
19:35go now
19:36before it's too late
19:40no need to tell me twice
19:41wait really i thought i mean yeah good
19:44i'll just talk to myself because you're already gone
19:59oh
20:01oh
20:05hey guys
20:06i'm uh
20:07don't worry about me
20:09i'm the big bad wolf remember
20:11i can take care of myself
20:16get out of here
20:20are you thinking what i'm thinking
20:23no probably not
20:24buckle up
20:25i'm about to make our ride fly
20:35what is he do
20:38this is gonna work
21:00this is Tiffany Fluffet reporting live from the art museum
21:04where a new criminal group brazenly broke in
21:07their name
21:07the bad guys
21:10she said her name
21:11Tiffany Fluffet knows who we are
21:12we're on tv
21:13which means we're famous
21:16arachnid
21:17you know what
21:18i quit
21:19despite getting past the museum's heightened security
21:22the mysterious bad guys didn't steal the famous sad boy
21:26were they just trying to prove that they could
21:28or are they some sort of performance art group
21:32we don't need
21:33i think we got it
21:34i i i apologize for the whole not getting the painting thing all right
21:38right
21:38no you did not
21:39that is not what happened at all
21:42oh
21:43okay
21:44i'm going to apologize now
21:47here goes
21:48i'm sorry for going off plan
21:49i've given everyone else a hard time about doing exactly that
21:52i'll take it
21:53it's cool
21:54that's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me
21:57don't sweat it wolf
21:58you're a bad guy
21:59and bad guys break the rules
22:02so
22:04you admit that it's a good name right
22:06i mean i guess it's all right
22:08uh snake
22:09and his bad guys
22:10actually
22:11that might be better
22:12does that mean you'll stay
22:13yeah
22:14okay
22:15i mean
22:16you know
22:17until something better comes along
22:18not possible
22:19because we're gonna be the best
22:21maybe we didn't get the score
22:23but we did get the bad guy's name out there
22:25now we have to show everybody who we are
22:28by stealing stuff
22:30all the stuff
22:31will i get to improvise
22:32i'm going to get to hack things nobody's ever hacked before
22:34right
22:34i need to do mayhem
22:36you promise fly
22:37will there be mayhem
22:38oh yeah
22:39it's a promise
22:41you
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