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00:00I don't care who's signed the papers, I need boots on the ground helping me clean up this mess.
00:05Listen, I've got to go, I'm going to talk to you later.
00:08Yes, we're all horrified about the drug trial.
00:11Now that the police have arrested the director responsible, David Kelly...
00:14This goes further than just one man.
00:16Really? So more Shortland Street staff are involved?
00:19No.
00:20Of course not, I'm just saying, one man...
00:23A friend?
00:24Yes, but a colleague I've worked alongside, respected for many years.
00:27Are you defending him?
00:29I am not defending his actions.
00:31Oh, so just his character?
00:33As I have said...
00:35Can you promise the public that this won't happen again?
00:37I've never...
00:44Dr Warner, in the wake of this scandal, what is next for Shortland Street?
00:48Kehia ia!
00:49Oh, perangia nao, kite tika mihi ki aad mō tōna huritau.
00:54Ai, me kōrero ki aia.
01:25Mā nāo a tōna kapiti e hakarite.
01:27I've got a new phone.
01:28You alright, mate?
01:29Yeah.
01:30Nah.
01:31Oh, I don't know.
01:32So my nan's ADS today, so the whole whāno is getting together to celebrate.
01:36My auntie Shauna even made t-shirts.
01:37I'm with a pic of my nan at the top of the dunes, about to bust down into the sea.
01:40Impressive.
01:41Are you too close?
01:42Oh, hell yeah.
01:43Yeah, she taught me how to collect kudahoo, ride a horse beer bag, and open a beer with
01:47my elbow.
01:48She sounds like a pretty sick nan.
01:50Yeah.
01:51She knows what's up.
01:53You know what?
01:53Let's make today epic for you.
01:55We might not be able to replace your actual fan, but we'll give it a bloody good shot.
01:58Right, Sage?
01:59Mm-hmm.
02:01Don't worry, I get it.
02:02Being away from home, you can get lonely.
02:08Can I get you anything?
02:09A shut door?
02:11I leave my arse.
02:17What you looking at?
02:20Great.
02:22So now I have to look at him at home, too?
02:24I'm sorry.
02:27That's okay, I just, I don't want to talk about him anymore.
02:30Well, maybe you should talk to him.
02:33Um, why?
02:35Because he might be able to explain.
02:37Explain why he's responsible for my brother's death.
02:39Look, maybe there's more to the story, okay?
02:41Chris is one of our best surgeons, and he's a really good guy.
02:44He killed my twin.
02:46He's not a good guy.
02:48I just think that...
02:49You know what?
02:51I'm going to take a sick day.
02:53Oh.
02:53Okay, don't rat me out to move.
02:59Ooh, this one looks good.
03:00They give you cucumber water, and they give you foot massages.
03:03And charge you thousands for the privilege.
03:05I just want a baby.
03:07Like, I don't need it to be soothing.
03:09Don't think all the cucumber water in the world can make childbirth soothing.
03:12Well, even the budget options make my eyes bleed.
03:16How am I going to afford IVF without the funding?
03:19Well, could Billy chip in?
03:20Yeah, um, that'll work.
03:23Tell my brother that he's a prize prick, and then ask him for a cool 30k.
03:27Billy has 30k.
03:29Well, surely there's something the board could do.
03:31I mean, you could stay on here and...
03:32Absolutely not.
03:33No, I just mean they owe it to you.
03:34No, there's no way that I ever want to be treated here again.
03:42Ideopathic pulmonary fibrosis?
03:43Triggered by a COVID infection, but she's young enough to make a great recovery post-blunk transplant.
03:48And you're confident to perform the surgery?
03:50Well, I've done several, but you can never be too safe.
03:53That's why I called you, the expert.
03:55Oh, I don't mind that name.
03:57Oh, Mum?
03:59No scrubs.
04:00I love that song.
04:01She's talking about alcohols.
04:03I'm glad somebody's on the ball this morning.
04:05Yeah, well, Nas gave us the day off to prep, but, um, home was getting a little claustrophobic.
04:11What she said.
04:12Original, Philip.
04:13What are you doing here?
04:14Well, just excited to witness my girl's special day.
04:17You don't have to talk about it like I just got my period.
04:20You don't like it when I embarrass you in front of your colleagues.
04:22No.
04:23Even when I say how proud I am of you.
04:24Mum.
04:25And that you are going to ace your lever.
04:26Please.
04:27Join me and your family in a long line of successful surgeons.
04:29Stop.
04:30Why is he relaxed?
04:31You are going to fly tomorrow.
04:34Dr. Robert, I wondered if you had any strategy for tackling the exam.
04:37Is it true that you received a perfect score?
04:40No such thing.
04:41It's too subjective.
04:42But to answer your question, I am more of a doer.
04:44Not to stand around and talk about how to doer.
04:46Agreed.
04:46Exactly.
04:47I'm 100% a doer.
04:48I love to do everything.
04:50Thanks.
04:53Hang on.
04:54Since I got to my mum all you want, she's always going to love me more.
04:59You're making a mistake.
05:01Sorry?
05:02Wrapping them in cotton wool.
05:03The best way to prepare them is to challenge them, not have them scrapping over notes at
05:07the dining table.
05:09Well, study's an important part of the process.
05:10So is practical experience.
05:12When they pass tomorrow, there will be fully-fledged consultants.
05:16You've got to let them spread their wings sometime.
05:19Hmm.
05:30If I see that again, it's going in the bio hazard bin.
05:32Sorry, miss.
05:33It's just, it's my nan.
05:34It's her 80th today and everyone's all packed into the marae for a couple of days.
05:38Is it an emergency?
05:40Well, I don't know about you, but finding 30 extra mattresses for all the down south
05:44cousins was a bit of an emergency.
05:46We don't have time for your quips or your stories.
05:48Teotalka, put that away and get your attitude sorted.
05:50My attitude?
05:52You are a great nurse, Cindy.
05:54You've got great energy.
05:55Okay, so just, um, see if they need you.
06:00Alright.
06:01Where do you need me?
06:02Not here.
06:03Um, ask Poppy.
06:07Put me to use.
06:09I need more stool saline and swabs.
06:10Yep.
06:11Knock, knock.
06:12Kia ora, I can help.
06:13We're all good.
06:13And a dry dressing, please.
06:15Yeah.
06:15Um, sorry, Sims.
06:16Why don't you sort old mate Dave out or something?
06:22I...
06:23Suck, Dave.
06:24What's going on?
06:25Ugh!
06:30Shove old Bomber McGee on me again.
06:33I mean, I don't understand.
06:34You've been CEO.
06:36You've done press conferences.
06:38You've had media training, for goodness sake.
06:39The interviewer wanted a sound bite.
06:41So you played ball by blatantly defending Kearney.
06:44Well, he's not the culprit.
06:45Lynch is.
06:45Yes, but he worked for them.
06:47Exactly.
06:48Pinning this on him is like sticking a band-aid over a chest cavity.
06:52He made his choice, and now we need to distance ourselves from him.
06:55Even if it distorts the truth.
06:57Maybe, Chris.
07:02Oh.
07:03Must be nice.
07:04Friends in high places.
07:05Sorry?
07:06Ladies, Naz wants you on the lung transplant this afternoon for his IPF patient.
07:10Like assisting?
07:11Like performing.
07:12Your mum thinks you're capable.
07:14Let's see if she's right.
07:16You think making weak allusions to some shadowy pharma company is actually going to help anyone?
07:21Lynch is real.
07:23A real threat that is currently leaving us alone and giving us an out.
07:28I know they have done some awful things, but I don't think we should risk them.
07:33Oh, you're kidding me.
07:34What?
07:35Sorry.
07:35I'm needed in surgery.
07:37Hand reattention.
07:42Chris.
07:43Have you found someone to take over the clinic yet?
07:45Um, no.
07:46Working on it.
07:47Well, it needs someone who can give it their full attention, and I'm needed in the arc.
07:50Yeah, we're going as quickly as we can.
07:52Really?
07:52Because it seems like maybe you're more focused on the press tour.
07:55Oh, come on, Marty.
07:56You know we have to salvage our reputation if we're going to stay afloat.
07:59I know, but these women are terrified, and rightly so.
08:03They need someone they can trust.
08:05Selina needs someone she can trust.
08:07Yeah, that's why I put you in charge.
08:08Well, I can't do two jobs at once.
08:10Please, Chris, just sort it out.
08:12You're not the only one Kenny screwed over.
08:18When you ready.
08:19And remember, there's no rush.
08:21If you get into any trouble, we're right next to you.
08:24Or just pretend like I'm not even here.
08:26Have fun.
08:29Izzy.
08:29Focus.
08:31You take the left, I've got the right.
08:32Yep.
08:33You really think they're ready for this?
08:35My daughter's a raw pater.
08:36Of course she's ready.
08:41Really?
08:42Well, that's amazing.
08:44Hey, how's everything going?
08:46Oh, did you know that you can get pregnant by missing just one pill?
08:50Yes, Libby.
08:52Oh, well, lucky I've had IUD since I was 18.
08:54Otherwise, I'd have a little mini dance troupe.
08:56Hey, well, it's not that easy to have a baby.
08:58Oh, no, it was for Mary.
09:01She had a one-night stand, miss the pill, bish-bosh-bash, baby.
09:04Okay, well, you do know that we're a fertility clinic and we don't deliver babies.
09:08We make them.
09:08Oh, yeah.
09:09Yeah, no, she knows.
09:11It's just we were, like, gossiping about baby names and birth care plans.
09:14Oh, and she's doing it by herself.
09:16And Selena is doing it solo, too.
09:19Um, well, I'm not pregnant, just you.
09:21Hey, you...
09:21We're manifesting, remember?
09:24Cool to know I'm not alone.
09:26Same.
09:28Oh, you two.
09:29You are major inspirations.
09:31I mean, I wouldn't want a baby.
09:33Ew.
09:34Gross.
09:35But you two doing it sounds, man.
09:38Iconic.
09:41Yeah.
09:42Yeah, it is.
09:47Oh, hey, Chris.
09:48How are you?
09:49Let's get into it.
09:49I have a lot to do.
09:50I heard you on the radio this morning.
09:52I don't want to know.
09:53I thought you were great.
09:55Except for that bit where you were defending David Kearney.
09:56But apart from that, amazing.
09:58You defended David Kearney.
10:00Passed me a 10, Blake.
10:01You haven't seen the news this morning?
10:02No, I was gymming.
10:03What's happened now?
10:04Quiet, please.
10:05Where's Cody?
10:06I thought he was assisting in surgical these days.
10:07He's, uh, sick.
10:09The old snotty nose.
10:10Ah, speaking of Cody, do you know him from anywhere?
10:14Cody?
10:15Yeah.
10:15Green eyes, brown hair.
10:17Sounds like I'm describing myself.
10:19He's literally worked here since the start of the year.
10:24We're dating.
10:25Oh, yes.
10:27So, no recollection of him at all?
10:30Suction.
10:31No?
10:31I don't know, Sage.
10:33I have more important things to deal with right now than your love life.
10:36Like sorting out the fertility clinic mess?
10:39Yes, really like sorting that out.
10:41When's it shutting up shop?
10:42We're keeping it open.
10:44What?
10:44Okay, enough.
10:46I need to concentrate, so let's just shut up and do our jobs.
10:49Quiet, please.
10:54Copy that.
10:56Hey, Crane, do you reckon I need to keep talking to myself?
11:00You're really cute when you're grumpy.
11:02Piss.
11:02What's up, Sims?
11:03How's it going over here?
11:05Yeah, talker.
11:06Quick, smart.
11:07We need all hands on deck.
11:09Emmett, you take the next one.
11:10Dr. Acharya, you're with Emmett.
11:13Maeve.
11:15Administering two milligrams of Ivarice Pam.
11:17It's all right, we're going to help you.
11:18I'm going to need dressings.
11:20Ash.
11:22Oh, sorry, Pops.
11:23Heating bad?
11:24Recess.
11:25I'll call radiology.
11:26Radiology?
11:27Sorry, sorry, surgical.
11:28Honk the port.
11:30All right, she needs oxygen, Ash.
11:31I'm going to help.
11:32Someone's calling for you.
11:33We're good, Sims.
11:34Oh, in the hall.
11:38Help.
11:40Help.
11:41Help.
11:47I can't see what I'm doing.
11:49There's too much blood in the field.
11:50Suction?
11:53How are you going?
11:55Izzy?
11:57I can't get this artery like it.
11:59It just keeps bleeding.
12:02Well, we can't move forward with the surgery until you do.
12:04I know.
12:05What are you two gossiping about?
12:07Boys.
12:07In the middle of...
12:08Shh.
12:12Help.
12:13Please.
12:14Switch with me.
12:16Izzy, can you switch with me?
12:18I need to visualize the main bronchus.
12:21She gets a bit scattered, doesn't she?
12:23Is it your professional habit to punch down like that?
12:26I wouldn't imagine so not as someone so deserving of his position.
12:29I didn't...
12:30Let's just stay focused, shall we?
12:35Billy.
12:37I'm sorry.
12:38I shouldn't have snapped at you like that.
12:41I was just frustrated being called away from this clinic scandal because it's a lot.
12:46I know.
12:47Yeah, which is why I spent so much time digging into it when I suspected something was wrong.
12:52Because believe it or not, I do really care about Selena.
12:54And I just...
12:55I want to fix it.
12:56I want to fix everything.
13:00Apology accepted.
13:02Really?
13:03Yeah.
13:03Yeah, just make it better, okay?
13:06I will do everything I can.
13:08Is she okay?
13:09She's Selena.
13:11She will be.
13:13I really am sorry.
13:15I know.
13:22I love you too, Nat.
13:25You and your all caps.
13:26I love you too.
13:26I love you too.
13:53Tear up, loser. We got it done.
13:55Yeah, no, thanks to me.
13:56No, you were an excellent personal assistant.
13:59Yeah.
14:01If I wasn't so utterly gracious,
14:03I would say now was a good time for when I told you so.
14:06No.
14:07She was a bit nervous, but I think it really helped.
14:10So thank you, Naz.
14:12Of course.
14:20A pony.
14:22Even better.
14:23My dad did this for me and Honey.
14:25And Koro did this for him.
14:27But don't open it until you ace that exam, okay?
14:36Thank God for Phil, eh?
14:39Don't think I didn't see your hiccup.
14:42What? That was just...
14:45You think you've got this whole place wrapped around your finger,
14:47but I see you, little rope hudder.
14:51You don't want to disappoint Mummy.
14:54And you'd better step up tomorrow.
15:04Oh, watch it.
15:05Sorry.
15:06Sorry.
15:06It's been a day.
15:07Yeah, that it has. That it has.
15:10You can't say she'd chuck mine in the bin.
15:13I might chuck her in the bin.
15:18This is an ED, not a fun for you.
15:20Snap to it.
15:24Sheesh.
15:25You're more addicted than me.
15:30I can't bite, Dave.
15:32You should be feeling...
15:33wasted again.
15:36And you're still...
15:38Yeah, yeah.
15:38Cute.
15:39I know.
15:42Oh, hell no.
15:43There's no one else watching this fella except me.
15:46You didn't watch him.
15:48Well, yeah, I was a little busy.
15:50Oh, so what?
15:51You get to be your action man while I'm on booze patrol?
15:53Well, just chill out since.
15:55Okay?
15:56Well, you reckon you'd be chill if you had to be a stupid fifth-world babysitter?
16:00I've had distinct jobs all day and I'm done.
16:03No, Sertoka.
16:03If you can't control yourself, I need you out of here, stat.
16:06God, you just love saying stat, don't you?
16:09And you have the audacity to talk to me about controlling myself.
16:13Oh, boy.
16:14This will be good.
16:15What about you, Maeve?
16:17Hmm?
16:17Any thoughts on self-control?
16:19You know your top's on inside out, eh?
16:21Far out.
16:22I should be ripping up bread right now.
16:24Do you know what for?
16:26Feeding ducks?
16:28Shut up, boy.
16:29For stuffing.
16:30For my nan's birthday.
16:32At least that would be a real job.
16:34I'm not an HCA and I'm not a blimmin' mat, so you can all step off.
16:38Stop making googly eyes at each other and give me a real blimmin' job.
16:42Oh, no, you know what?
16:44Maybe you can all shove the job.
16:46How about that?
16:48Oh, shh.
16:49Hmm, that's my girl.
16:52Shut up, Dave.
16:54I'm out of here.
16:58So, turns out my mate Dave's pissed himself.
17:02Take your pick, my bro.
17:04Any one of these poodle hair here would be happy to help you.
17:12Honestly, you and Mary are as iconic as Nicole Kidman's photos after her divorce.
17:17Yeah, but Mary's just a couple of steps ahead in the process, Emily.
17:20Because she's chosen a name.
17:22No, because she's pregnant.
17:23Ah, semantics.
17:24You need a drink.
17:25No, I really shouldn't be drinking.
17:27Oh, come on, you're not pregnant yet.
17:28The whole my body is a temple thing.
17:30Come on, you deserve it.
17:32Two appletinis.
17:36If my body was a temple, it would be one of those old Greek ones.
17:41Ancient and ruined.
17:42No, I was thinking more like grapes and cheese.
17:44But sure, go after the lady ordering you cocktails.
17:47Sorry, it's been a rough week.
17:48Oh, I know.
17:50They are running me off my feet at that clinic.
17:52I mean, get your steps in, sure.
17:54But at what cost?
17:57Pam, I don't know.
17:59I'm finding it so hard.
18:00I had Junior just like that.
18:02I know.
18:03It's like, look, you could have sex with any one of these Randalls and be pregnant tomorrow.
18:08Yeah, I could.
18:11I could.
18:13Could I?
18:15Yes, look at you.
18:17They would be so lucky to have you.
18:22Can I be your wing woman?
18:24I'm really good at being a wing woman.
18:26It said so on my high school yearbook.
18:28Yeah, yeah, 100% you can.
18:30Okay, great.
18:31Well, let's go get pregnant then.
18:32I mean, you, not me.
18:33Not me, gross.
18:34But you.
18:35Okay.
18:35Oh.
18:38Time to find a baby daddy.
18:42Let's go get pregnant.
18:44Let's go get pregnant, buddy.
18:46Come on.
19:03You know I'm not actually sick, right?
19:05Don't worry.
19:05I don't buy flowers for sick people.
19:08Could you imagine?
19:09One day at work I bankrupt myself.
19:11No, I'm sorry for this morning about the whole Chris thing.
19:17I was in surgery with him this morning and he kind of flipped out.
19:20And what?
19:20Well, me and Billy were just asking him questions and he fully snapped at us.
19:23I was just wondering if he knew you from anywhere.
19:25Sage.
19:27Sorry, I just wanted to know if he remembered you.
19:29I mean...
19:30You're hardly forgettable.
19:31Please don't talk to him about me again.
19:33I just need to figure this out by myself.
19:35Of course.
19:36Are you okay?
19:37Yeah.
19:38I'm fine.
19:39Maybe I shouldn't know Chris as well as I thought I did.
19:42Maybe you were right.
19:43Sorry?
19:45What was that?
19:47Maybe you were right.
19:49You say that a little bit louder.
19:51Oh my God, you're a tyrant.
19:52Yeah, maybe.
19:54A tyrant who was right.
20:00Why have I got an email saying you've found someone to run the fertility clinic with absolutely
20:04zero details?
20:06Is this your way of trying to lure me to your office under false pretenses?
20:10Well, clearly it's not working if you're all the way over there.
20:16What's all this?
20:19No, you cannot be the fertility clinic director.
20:24You know we have to distance ourselves from this.
20:27Yeah, from David, not from the clinic.
20:28It's implied.
20:29It's implied so heavily, I can't believe I have to spell it out.
20:33I have absolutely no intention of running the clinic, but I do need to step in and do
20:37everything I can for those affected.
20:39When you say everything you can...
20:41No, I'm not going after Lynch.
20:44Seriously.
20:45David has taken the fall and I'm under no illusions.
20:48I can do anything to help him.
20:50Or put a dent in Lynch's armour.
20:53So what, you're going to dive headfirst into the fertility fallout?
20:56I'm helping those women.
20:59And I'm visiting my son.
21:02This whole situation has reminded me I need to be more appreciative of what I do have
21:07than includes you, Rachel.
21:19First time?
21:22Mm-hmm.
21:25Comfortable?
21:26Yep.
21:37Of all the gin joints in all the world, it's gin joint.
21:45I know.
21:54Want a cup of tea?
21:57Oh, God.
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