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00:00Seriously, on Shortland Street, I've looked through the books.
00:02I can't find a single red flag.
00:04What if I've just made the biggest mistake in my career?
00:07You haven't. We'll get him.
00:09You don't care about them. You don't care about anyone.
00:11You need to get him to theatre now.
00:13And you, shut your mouth.
00:14You're exactly who I thought you were.
00:16I don't care what you think.
00:24Somebody help.
00:26What happened?
00:27I was attacked.
00:28I found her by the stairs.
00:30Large haematoma of the distal femur with a laceration.
00:34I suspect a desiccated patella and a possible head injury.
00:38Mum!
00:38Hey, let me take the lead, okay?
00:40On my count, three, one, two, and three.
00:44Killed me!
00:45Let's get a line in and we'll get some imaging on that leg.
00:47Oh, you're not sticking anything in me.
00:51Marianne!
00:53Marianne, we need to relieve the pressure from the haematoma
00:56before we get the imaging, so you're going to need to settle down.
00:59You think I'm going to let the three blind mice
01:01and some temp doctor get their hands on me?
01:03Mum, they're trying to help.
01:04Munro, scrubs, now.
01:06Get me a belt.
01:07Why?
01:08A belt, now.
01:10What about yours?
01:11Absolutely not.
01:12It's Versace.
01:13Get me something to, like, down on.
01:22Christ alive!
01:23Oh, no!
01:24Holy shit!
01:25Marianne!
01:26Ah!
01:27Are you deranged?
01:28Oh, you've seen worse, semen.
01:30Get me a 20mm syringe and an 18-gauge needle.
01:34I think we might need to consider restraints, chemical or mechanical.
01:37Oh, back off, Crane!
01:38Mum, just please let them do their job.
01:40Fine.
01:41Get me a double macchiato and an almond croissant.
01:44The nurses are not your waitstaff, Dr. Achari.
01:46Te toca assess her head.
01:47You might need a psych consult.
01:49Are you trying to trick me?
01:52Oh!
01:53Oh!
01:58Do you know when we're getting results?
02:00Oh, a few days, probably.
02:02But I can push for tomorrow.
02:04Amazing, thank you.
02:09Say the word and I'll call security.
02:11Why is yours here?
02:12Well, I can hazard a couple of guesses, but this is your space.
02:15He has no authority here.
02:16Does he know that?
02:18Leave it to me.
02:22Is everything going okay?
02:23Oh, a bit early to tell.
02:25You're welcome to take a look around, I don't mind, but some of the staff might.
02:30Did she say something?
02:32I'm saying something now.
02:34Okay.
02:35I'll be off.
02:41All right, listen up, lovelies.
02:44I have some important news to share.
02:46I have been getting reports of certain staff members getting a little hierarchical and not
02:51treating the nurses with the respect they deserve.
02:54I shouldn't have to remind you that we are all equal here.
02:57So, in order to get a little temperature check on all of the doctors and surgeons,
03:02we're asking all of the nurses and the HEAs to rate them.
03:06Simply pick a number from 1 to 10 based on your overall experience with the doctors and surgeons.
03:131 being, oh, that's the worst person in the world.
03:16Get them away from me.
03:16And 10 being, wow, greatest healthcare worker of all time.
03:21Now, the surgeons, ED, plastics and ARC, you are all up for judgement.
03:29May the odds be ever in your favour.
03:31How do we do it exactly?
03:33Well, you'll get a link from me in your inbox.
03:36Happy writing day, everyone.
03:41What up, Paul?
03:42Oh, as if I'm losing sleep over some fake popularity, Paul.
03:45Oh, babes, it's not going to be fake.
03:47But if you don't care, then you won't be disappointed.
03:49I obviously don't care.
03:51It should be easy for you, then.
03:52See you later, Paul.
03:58Libby, those scores don't actually mean anything, right?
04:02What do you mean, mean anything?
04:03Like we can't get fired, or whatever.
04:07Libby.
04:08Oh, you know, there will be implications.
04:10Good luck.
04:12Hey, you're going to ask me about my morning?
04:15No, but you're going to tell me anyway.
04:17I did my AMH test.
04:20When do you find out?
04:21Hopefully tomorrow, but it's happening.
04:24That's great.
04:25Yeah, and then the real journey starts.
04:27So we've got to think about the house, work, whether you can get some time off.
04:33Me?
04:34Yeah, because you're going to be the main man in the little bubba's life.
04:38You haven't gotten your test results back.
04:39Maybe slow it down, eh?
04:41What's up with your mokwa stink-ass vibe?
04:45Okay, I've got to go.
04:49Attention in the coir household.
04:52Well, fine.
04:53If you say so.
04:57I don't think Selina's ready for her baby.
04:59Oh, okay.
05:00See?
05:01See, you're judging me.
05:02No, mate, I'm not judging.
05:03Well, what if it happens again?
05:05What?
05:05What if she bails and I'm forced to raise another one of her kids?
05:08Mate, that was years ago.
05:09You can't keep punishing her for that.
05:11Yeah, well, I can't keep being her safety net.
05:12You have to be.
05:14You're her family.
05:20So, your place or your place tonight?
05:23Because I could do with a little tension or less.
05:26Libby, last night was great.
05:27But, um...
05:28Actually, I'm really busy.
05:29Well, I think we should talk about...
05:30Bye.
05:36Faster!
05:37It would have healed by the time you finished.
05:39Head to a minute, but I've never found a horror.
05:41Oh, gross.
05:43Take a picture.
05:44It'll last longer.
05:45I mean, if you want one for monitoring the hematoma.
05:48Cindy?
05:48No.
05:49Have you called the police?
05:51I haven't.
05:52There's a murder on the loose.
05:53Mum, you had a fall.
05:55Excuse me, I did not have a fall.
05:58I fell because someone pushed me.
06:01Cody didn't see anyone.
06:02Well, it's not Cody with a mangled leg, is it?
06:05You're certain no one else was around?
06:07No one.
06:08I really don't think she was pushed.
06:11I'm scared if I press her, then she's going to stab me with a syringe.
06:14Hmm.
06:15She should be grateful you were there.
06:17You did everything you could.
06:18Clearly not enough.
06:19Mum, you need to calm down.
06:22I will calm down when my attempted murderer is caught.
06:25Give me two more milligrams of morphine.
06:29Oh, get it together, girl.
06:32Are you kidding me?
06:33See these legs?
06:34Scarless.
06:35See your handiwork?
06:37Butchery.
06:38Marianne.
06:39We don't need your help.
06:40Yes, we do.
06:41Someone tried to kill me.
06:42No one tried to kill you, Mum.
06:44Let me.
06:45Please.
06:45This team of imbeciles have already tried to finish the hip job.
06:48My team are highly skilled.
06:50You've been obstructing their help.
06:51Highly skilled?
06:53That parrot over there?
06:55I thought we were mice.
06:56Let me take over.
06:57I told you, we don't need you here.
06:59Don't let your ego get in the way of saving your mother's life, darling.
07:03You are actually the worst.
07:04Please, let me help.
07:06You've done enough.
07:07Just go.
07:15Sorry, David.
07:16It's your wife.
07:18Your ex-wife.
07:19Excuse me.
07:21Can you do the initial consult with Tony Council?
07:24Good luck.
07:25Hi, Tandy.
07:26How are you?
07:27What's happening there?
07:29Um, just another day in paradise.
07:31Anyway, I'm Selina and I'm the charge nurse here.
07:34So, are we thinking about having a baby?
07:36Well, it was a pretty torturous journey for my mum.
07:39Eight years, four miscarriages.
07:41She was at a limit.
07:42But she said, right, James, one more go.
07:45That's my dad, James.
07:46And that one more go is worth it because here I am.
07:49Right.
07:50So, yeah.
07:50I just thought I should check to see if it's likely I'll suffer the same struggle or be blessed with
07:55the same miracle.
07:56Okay.
07:57Well, we're going to do some blood tests.
07:58We'll go from there.
07:59How's that sound?
08:00Blood tests?
08:01Yes, absolutely.
08:02As I expected.
08:04Don't worry.
08:04We'll make the process as smooth as possible.
08:06You probably think I'm absolutely crazy to come in here so young.
08:09But in my humble experience, it's always better to be prepared.
08:12I couldn't agree more.
08:13So, if you were thinking of having the baby through the clinic, would you be going through the process solo?
08:18Oh, God, no.
08:20Can you imagine raising a baby on your own?
08:22Carnage.
08:23Congrats to all the solo mums out there, but that won't be me.
08:26Sorry about that, Tandy.
08:27Pressing family issue came up, but I'm sure Selina's got you off to a great start.
08:33Mindy, now, I don't mean to pull rank, but I do need to get those answers from you ASAP, okay?
08:39God, is this still going on?
08:40Oh, what, because staff's satisfaction isn't important?
08:43I mean, who cares if we actually like the people that we spend most of our days with?
08:47You don't have to be liked to be a good surgeon.
08:49Case in point.
08:50You know, a smile wouldn't actually kill you.
08:53Ooh, maybe it would.
08:55Oh, my God.
08:57Well, you see?
08:58Exhibit A.
08:59I mean, lovely hair, great teeth.
09:01She doesn't even have to have a nice personality.
09:03She's buying her way to a high school.
09:05You can see that, right?
09:06That's working.
09:08She doesn't know what's coming.
09:12She just told me to leave.
09:14Look, I know we're not in the best place right now, but her mother's in ED.
09:17So she's got all the crew there to support her.
09:19I should be there for her.
09:20Should you, though?
09:21Why not?
09:23Mate, we've been over this.
09:24You're just going to confuse her.
09:25I care about her, Marty.
09:27Then leave her alone.
09:31Maeve.
09:33Marianne.
09:34I have rights.
09:35Just let her go.
09:36You don't mean that.
09:37Let her be someone else's problem.
09:39We need you to lie down.
09:40I need to get out of this circus.
09:42You've got an abrasion over your parietal skull.
09:44We need to get you up to CT immediately.
09:46It's just a cut.
09:47Why are you like this?
09:49I've seen hostage negotiations go smoother than this.
09:51You've just bossed all my workmates around, humiliated me with your ridiculous behaviour.
09:55Not everything is about you, puppy.
09:57Why don't we all just take a breath?
09:58It's never about me.
10:00The minute you walked into this building, it was the goddamn Marianne show.
10:03And now what?
10:03The spotlight's off you for a second, so you throw yourself down the stairs.
10:07I was pushed!
10:08They should have pushed you harder.
10:13Mum?
10:14I need two milligrams of lorazepam.
10:17Let's prep for rapid sequence induction.
10:22Selena will call when we get the result.
10:25Selena?
10:26Absolutely.
10:28While we've got you, have you thought about freezing your eggs?
10:31What?
10:32The quality and quantity of your eggs are at their peak between the ages of 20 to 30.
10:36After that, the chances of success are drastically reduced.
10:39Seriously?
10:39I wouldn't say drastically.
10:41People in their 40s are having babies.
10:43It's a lot harder.
10:43Yeah, but it doesn't mean it can't happen.
10:45No, it doesn't.
10:46But considering Tandy's family history, this could be a safe way of ensuring success.
10:49Oh, my God.
10:50What if I don't meet anyone in the next nine years?
10:58Margaret!
11:00My name's Annalise.
11:01I wasn't talking to you.
11:03I was talking to Margaret.
11:05No one here's called Margaret.
11:07Yes, there is.
11:08Whatever.
11:08Anyway, I baked some brownies for all you hard-working nurses.
11:11So, help yourself.
11:15Hurry up, hurry up.
11:16Pick one.
11:16Oi!
11:21Oh, okay.
11:23Heard about your mum.
11:23Is she going to be okay?
11:25I don't know yet.
11:27Well, I hope she pulls through.
11:28I can see you.
11:30Phil!
11:33I should be allowed in a CT with her.
11:36You're not her doctor.
11:37Which means what?
11:38That I'm just kept out of the loop until they told me she's...
11:42We'll get you some food.
11:43You will.
11:44Oh, God.
11:46Hey, don't bite my head off, but why did you push Nas away before in the ED?
11:52He wasn't helping.
11:53You know, it's not a sign of weakness if you lean on someone.
11:56I'm literally leaning on you right now.
11:58Yeah.
11:59And I'm here for him.
12:00So is Nazar.
12:01I don't need Nas.
12:03I can't lean on him.
12:04I can't.
12:05Because then...
12:07I'd want him and...
12:08He doesn't want me.
12:11Or me.
12:13I can't think about Nas right now.
12:15Not while mum's...
12:21You what?
12:22If I can't be in the clinic, I need eyes on the ground.
12:25This isn't warfare, Chris.
12:27You can't plant a mole in the clinic on a hunch.
12:29I can.
12:30And I did.
12:31And you hired your friend's daughter because she's, what, first year drama school?
12:34Second.
12:35And I got great feedback on my character showcase last year.
12:41So what did you find, Tanya?
12:42Everything seems legit.
12:44There must be something.
12:45Not that I saw.
12:46Everyone was so lovely and David made me feel really safe.
12:50And one of the nurses is literally a patient there.
12:52So if you can't trust that, then what can you trust?
12:54Great.
12:57Are you sure that's all?
12:59Yeah.
13:01What is it?
13:01You can tell us.
13:05Just...
13:09I'm really scared about my fertility now.
13:11David said that once you hit 30, your egg count drops massively.
13:14And I know I'm only 21, but 30's not that far.
13:18And what if I'm not even ready?
13:20And I just...
13:20Do I need to freeze my eggs?
13:23Okay.
13:23Um, I have a tissue.
13:26Roaring success, Chris.
13:27Well, someone has to try and save my career.
13:31Hee-yee, hee-yee, the results are in.
13:34Oh.
13:36Woo!
13:37Woo!
13:41Woo!
13:46Nice!
13:49Oh.
13:52I don't think the system's working.
13:54There's no way a surgical could have scored that low.
13:56Oh, the system works.
14:01Oh, sorry.
14:02Hang on.
14:04How does ED score higher than us?
14:06You literally run the nurses off their feet.
14:08We have a good working relationship.
14:09Only because you want to have sex with them.
14:11One of them.
14:12The rest simply like me.
14:14Well, what did you score me, mate?
14:16The poll was anonymous, Phil.
14:17Well, we've had sex.
14:18Sorry, tell me you gave me a high score.
14:20Oh, surprise!
14:21Your personal results have also been sent to you.
14:25Eight.
14:26Is that adequate?
14:27I may or may not have had something to do with that.
14:30What happened to being anonymous?
14:32What's yours?
14:33It's good.
14:34It's great.
14:38I am so mad.
14:39Why?
14:40I got a 9.5.
14:42This face?
14:43It's a 10.
14:43It's not a beauty competition.
14:45I was right, wasn't I?
14:47What?
14:48I did not get a 4.
14:50How else did surgery score so low?
14:52I don't know.
14:53What would you get then?
14:55An 8.
14:57Congrats.
14:58I need to find Nars.
15:02I'm calling it a day.
15:03Oh my God.
15:05Why can't we find anything?
15:07Because neither of us have a penchant for espionage.
15:11All right, Scrabble.
15:13But no.
15:14We can't find anything because David doesn't want us.
15:18What am I looking at?
15:19The financial records for the fertility clinic.
15:24There's nothing there.
15:25I don't have access.
15:27What?
15:28Shouldn't the CEO have access to every department's financial records?
15:31Why would he block you?
15:33Well, Coon is the ex-CEO.
15:34He knows this place better than any of us.
15:36And if he wants something buried...
15:38Nice work.
15:40You're not the only one who cares about your career, Warner.
15:42We need to find out what he's hiding.
15:44Let me see what I can dig up.
15:51Well, what's going on?
15:52Nobody's told me anything.
15:53Heather, can you take Mariana up to the theatre?
15:55I'll be there in a moment.
16:00She has a subdermal hematoma.
16:02I just need your consent to do an endoscopic evacuation.
16:04Wait, what?
16:05Do you need to operate?
16:06Isn't it too risky?
16:07It's a straightforward procedure.
16:08There are always risks.
16:10Hey, there's no one else you'd rather have in there with her.
16:12Can I be in the observation room?
16:14Of course.
16:16I'll head up now.
16:19I told her that I wish she'd been pushed harder.
16:22Right before she collapsed.
16:24I'll go get you some water.
16:27You're in shock.
16:28No, I wasn't.
16:29I meant it.
16:31In that moment, I...
16:33Hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
16:35It's okay.
16:36It's okay.
16:37I'm a horrible daughter.
16:39No, you're not.
16:40What if the last thing that I see different...
16:42Sorry to interrupt you.
16:43Not now, Phil.
16:44This is urgent.
16:45It can wait.
16:46What would you rank me?
16:48Excuse me?
16:49In the ranking system.
16:50You got a nine, which is ridiculous.
16:52There's definitely things you could do to improve.
16:54I will see you in theatre.
16:56No, Poppy, wait.
16:58Naz, come on, I'm going crazy.
16:59Does everyone really hate me?
17:00Are you aware of anyone other than yourself?
17:03Poppy's mum is about to go into surgery
17:04and you're more focused on a popularity contest.
17:07You don't get it.
17:07No, no, I get it.
17:08You want to know what I'd rank you, Phil?
17:09A one.
17:10And that's being generous.
17:122.5.
17:13What?
17:15Nothing.
17:18Sorry about that.
17:19It was harsh.
17:21What would you rank her?
17:23Probably a four.
17:25She's a good surgeon.
17:28Family can bring out the best and the worst in us.
17:34But I'm sure Marianne knows you love her.
17:37You were mad because you love her.
17:39But you'd never speak to your family like that?
17:41No, no, I just lie to them
17:44so they won't be disappointed by the truth.
17:47And I punched my brother in the face.
17:52She's never going to forgive me.
17:57Yes, she will.
18:05What's so funny?
18:06Oh, I just...
18:08I don't think I've ever seen those nurses look so shocked.
18:11Marianne will do that to you.
18:12Mm-hmm.
18:15Yeah, I do feel for Poppy, though.
18:17Why?
18:18Marianne's put her in some insane situations this year.
18:22Yeah.
18:24Though I do respect a woman who likes to take charge.
18:27Do you?
18:28Mm.
18:30Hey!
18:30Hey, I've been looking for you everywhere.
18:33Um...
18:34What was IVF like?
18:36What?
18:37Um, well, okay.
18:38It was a while ago.
18:40Maeve, please.
18:41Um, well, I mean, Saskia would probably be able to tell you more,
18:44but from my perspective, it was...
18:46It was brutal.
18:47Okay, but you got through it.
18:48I mean, we had some of the worst moments in our relationship,
18:51but, you know, we got through it, and we got wilder.
18:54And he was amazing.
18:55Yeah, but...
18:56I don't have a wee.
18:59Okay, where is this coming from?
19:01What if I don't deserve this?
19:02I...
19:02I blew it with Junior,
19:04and even if I managed to have a baby,
19:05it...
19:06it won't have a dad.
19:07What's the end goal?
19:09Huh?
19:09You want a child or a partner?
19:10A child?
19:11Then the rest doesn't matter.
19:13I don't think I can do this by myself.
19:15You can.
19:16But you don't have to if you don't want to.
19:20Me and Billy haven't been on great terms lately,
19:22and I don't know how to talk to him.
19:23He will always be there for you.
19:25You might just need to whack on the head or something.
19:27Well, fussy.
19:31Come on, yeah.
19:33Oh, I love you.
19:34Come on, me too.
19:35Come on, me too.
19:51You're going to read?
20:03What did you school me?
20:05Coward.
20:07And you too.
20:08You ate my homemade brownies,
20:09and you ranked my personality below average.
20:12Yes, I know I bought them,
20:14but that is still a very nice thing to do,
20:16so what is your problem?
20:17Phil, Phil.
20:18You need to chill out.
20:192.5.
20:19Maeve, I got a 2.5 out of 10,
20:22and I need to know why.
20:23You're not aware?
20:24I went out on a limb today,
20:26and this is the thanks I get.
20:29Phil?
20:30No, Phil.
20:30You know, she only gave you flowers
20:32because she wanted a higher rating.
20:34Right.
20:34Did you even buy them,
20:35or were they just scraps
20:36from one of your tragic little brand deals?
20:38Phil, stop.
20:39You can't buy people, Izzy.
20:41Annalise's mother passed away last week.
20:43Oh, sure she did.
20:44We all chipped in to buy her flowers.
20:46You didn't want to.
20:47How did she die there?
20:50Leave her alone.
20:51You want to know why you scored so low?
20:53I got an 8.
20:54Honestly, I am surprised you weren't in the negatives.
20:57Come on, hon.
20:58Let's get you out of here.
21:06Are you all right, Phil?
21:07Shut up, Libby.
21:08Oh, don't shoot the messenger.
21:10What's happened?
21:11Libby's gone rogue again.
21:13What is it now?
21:14She's taking advantage of a longer leash
21:16because I have been caught up with this,
21:18so please tell me you've found something
21:19to make it work.
21:20Kearney is a major investor in the clinic.
21:23I would have assumed he'd be an investor.
21:25Yeah, but he's invested over 70% of the shares.
21:28That's millions of dollars.
21:30Why does he need to have a majority share?
21:32I don't know.
21:33It doesn't seem that out of the norm.
21:35Well, it does if he wants it hidden.
21:38Okay, it's not much,
21:39but it's something, right?
21:41Yeah, it might be.
21:43It has to be.
21:49Made your favourite.
21:51Baked beans on toast.
21:52Baked beans on toast.
21:58What was going on with you this afternoon?
22:01I knew having a baby wasn't going to be all sunshine and rainbows.
22:05And then David was like,
22:06oh, your eggs are basically rotten by the time you turn 30,
22:09and then this Tandy girl was going on about how crazy it is to do it alone,
22:13and now I just feel all over the place.
22:16Maybe it's a sign.
22:18Oh, shut up.
22:19Having a baby isn't going to fix you.
22:23And I sure as hell won't be raising another kid for you.
22:25Well, good thing I don't want you near them,
22:26not if this is who you are now.
22:29Nah, I'll be the one picking up the pieces when it all falls apart.
22:32Taking time off work to care for your baby, eh?
22:34What am I, your maid?
22:35No, don't talk to me like that.
22:37What? Hold you accountable?
22:38Who are you?
22:39Who am I?
22:40I'm the brother who stood by your side through all of it.
22:44So se mea a linga.
22:45Even when I lost the love of my life,
22:47when I lost my future,
22:48but you don't see me moping about it every goddamn day.
22:50No, you just sleep around and hurt anyone stupid enough to care about you.
22:54Better that than destroying another kid's life.
22:56Get out.
22:56Happily.
22:57Now.
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