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00:02Thanks for coming at short notice everyone. I'll be brief. After much deliberation I have made the
00:09very difficult decision to leave Shortland Street. This was by no means an easy choice to make but
00:16certain changes have made it clear to me that it's time to move on. I'll still be here for
00:23another six weeks so I'll save the emotional speeches for later. In the meantime any questions
00:30or concerns you know where to find me. All right that's it back to work.
00:41I do think that could have been an email. End of an hour.
00:51Well surely he's not actually leaving. Sounds like he's already handed in his notice.
00:55Yeah but I mean come on the man said he's gonna quit like a million times already.
00:58I doubt he was given much of a choice. You think he's been pushed out?
01:01It's Chris. He'd sell an organ for this place if he had to.
01:12Thought the kitchen could use an upgrade? You didn't. Yeah bro. Don't need it.
01:19Are you sure about that? Oh! Last time I checked air fryers don't make toast.
01:26They do actually. Pretty great toast. They kind of do everything.
01:30They can do roasts, cakes, oh even pizza.
01:35So what? You're trying to win us back by bribing us with some fancy kitchen crap?
01:40Well I mean it's kind of working.
01:42It doesn't change the fact that you've been acting like a dick.
01:45Look Sins, I'm really sorry about that. I've been a horrible flatmate and a mate.
01:51And I'll do better. I promise.
01:54Is that all you got? Forget it.
01:58What did I say?
01:59Oh, I think it was more what you didn't say.
02:01I apologise.
02:02Hey, I love the air fryer, but you're not stringing me along.
02:06What do you mean?
02:06You know how she feels about you? Stop taking advantage of it.
02:11Was she a good kisser?
02:12Yeah, she was actually.
02:14Really? She didn't malfunction when she came into contact with liquid?
02:17What? She's clearly a robot and technology is very advanced these days.
02:22Don't listen to him. She's smart and hot.
02:25Hmm. Well cold. But she's direct, right?
02:27Yeah, too direct.
02:30If you ask her what she's saying, she'll probably tell you.
02:33Yeah, I guess.
02:34Maybe. She's just not that into you.
02:37Okay, harsh.
02:38I just think you can do better, Maeve.
02:41I forgot my water bottle, so I have to keep going to the fountain.
02:44It's been three times already today.
02:46The water on the surgical fountain, it is a little bit colder for some reason.
02:50No, please get in on this conversation, because oh my God.
02:53Well, if you're looking for something spicy, you can take your pick out of Maeve's new girlfriend or Chris leaving.
02:58What? Oh, you haven't heard?
03:00Maeve and Cran have been having sweet little lady kisses.
03:02No, what did you say about Chris?
03:05Oh, he's leaving.
03:06He pulled all of the HVDs in earlier.
03:08Oh, I just remembered. I left my water bottle in the car.
03:11That's all right. I can get it at lunchtime.
03:13You're leaving.
03:15Rachel told me everything. You knew I was leaving. Before I did.
03:18What, the concept of you leaving, not the actual thing?
03:20Are they the same thing?
03:22No. You're Chris Warner. You can't just leave.
03:25Respectfully, Libby, if you wanted me to stay, you could have warned me about my imminent future or lack thereof.
03:31But it doesn't matter.
03:32It's my decision. I have no interest in playing these games.
03:38But what about me?
03:39What about you?
03:46Cindy, come on, just hear me out.
03:47I already did.
03:48Look, you can't ignore me forever.
03:49Gotta give it a good go, mate.
03:51I know I've been awful, okay, but you really mean the world to me.
03:55Wow. Want to put that on a mug?
03:57Cindy, come on. I really am sorry.
04:00I can handle everyone else thinking I'm a douche, but not you.
04:04Finally, clocked the world. Doesn't revolve around you, eh?
04:07Room three, Alexa.
04:09She's got abdominal pain.
04:10Looks like a pretty severe UTI.
04:12Set up IV antibiotics so we can avoid sepsis.
04:15Copy.
04:16Check on Mr. Williams in room sex, then help Esh?
04:22Nausea, dizziness, lightheadedness.
04:24I feel like I might chuck from the pain.
04:26Okay, well, we'll get you started on some medication that should sort that out.
04:29Oh, pump me up.
04:33We've met before, eh?
04:36Don't think so.
04:37No, no, we definitely have.
04:39Sydney?
04:40Yeah, yeah.
04:41Surfer?
04:42Sometimes.
04:43Bondi?
04:44Uh, I don't think we've met.
04:46Nah, it'll come to me.
04:49Have you got a twin or something?
04:50Just gonna grab your medication.
04:56What's that guy called?
04:57Ash.
04:58How come?
04:59Doesn't ring a bell.
05:01I definitely know him, though.
05:03Oh, yeah?
05:03Where from?
05:05That's what I was trying to figure out.
05:07Maybe he was just a forgettable root.
05:10Have you got eyes?
05:12Cindy, quick word.
05:14Hi.
05:17Hi.
05:22Are you all good to take over with her?
05:24Uh, why?
05:25I just have to have a chat to Maeve about something.
05:29Is that cool?
05:31Yeah.
05:31Are you all good?
05:33Yeah, cool.
05:34Catch you later, though.
05:36Okay.
05:41You got a minute?
05:43Come to explain why you're suddenly ready to leave Ferndale?
05:46I was hoping you'd hear it from me.
05:48I heard it in front of half of the hospital.
05:50There's nothing quite like being humiliated with an audience.
05:54That shouldn't have happened.
05:55I gotta say, I didn't think you'd stoop that low, but I guess that's on me.
05:59I should have handled that better.
06:00I'm sorry.
06:01Can you tell me one thing?
06:02Of course.
06:04Why wasn't I enough?
06:06It's not like that.
06:07Right.
06:08It's complicated.
06:09It always is with you.
06:10Look, you have every reason to be angry and upset, but I promise you, soon, this will
06:16all make sense.
06:17I don't think your promises are worth that much these days.
06:25I've reviewed Mr. Thompson's chest x-ray, and it looks like a small pneumothorax has formed.
06:30And?
06:31If he was asymptomatic, I'd suggest conservative treatment, but he seems quite distressed by the
06:36shortness of breath, so I'd suggest a needle decompression with repeat x-ray.
06:39I agree.
06:40Excellent work.
06:41So, if I lead the decompression, I can start-
06:43You won't be leading.
06:45Sorry?
06:45You've made a great treatment plan, but you'll be observing me.
06:49I've done heaps of chest strains before.
06:51I'm sure you have, but not in front of me.
06:53So, until I know you're competent, you'll stick to observation.
06:56Look, I've led way more complicated procedures than this.
06:59Although it appears my predecessor was running a free-for-all, rules will be followed while
07:03I'm in charge, and I would appreciate less attitude.
07:05You wanted the nurses to learn by doing.
07:07Isn't this the same sort of thing?
07:09No.
07:10The jobs we're assigning, the nurses carry far less risk.
07:15My break commenced two minutes ago.
07:17Excuse me.
07:19My break commenced two minutes ago.
07:23Hey, go away.
07:25Hey, hey.
07:26Hey, you got a sec?
07:27Uh, yeah.
07:28Um, my patient, Alexa Jackson, was wondering might be able to transfer to someone else.
07:33Why?
07:34I'm just not clicking.
07:36What, is she being abusive?
07:37No, just bad energy.
07:39God, sorry, I didn't realise she was harshing your vibe.
07:43If we all handed off patients we didn't like, half the hospital would sit untreated.
07:47Do your job.
07:52How are you going?
07:53Pain's better, but I'm hungrier than I've been checking on rubbish day.
07:57Oh, you still know by mouth, I don't have my, but let's check your blood pressure, eh?
08:02Okay.
08:04Did you figure out where you know Ash from?
08:07Nah.
08:08I swear he looked exactly like this dude I knew in Sydney, but, I don't know, can't be.
08:13He rolled with Mickey and those guys were hardcore, definitely not nurse vibes.
08:17Hardcore?
08:18How?
08:18All sorts, but the dude just sold me E's in that.
08:21Hey, when can I eat?
08:22Once we figure out your abdo pain, what's his name, this Sydney guy?
08:26Don't know, just had him saved in my phone his pills.
08:29You still got that number?
08:30That phone's long gone.
08:33Okay, your blood pressure's all good.
08:38Hey, if you remember anything else about him, I'm too hungry for your questions, eh?
08:42Just find out when I can eat.
08:47Hey man, I was thinking it might be time for another, another guy's night.
08:51You know, grab some beers, hit the pool table, chuck some darts.
08:55Just the guys.
08:57Yeah, uh, let me know.
08:58Call me back.
09:00Oh, sorry, I was miles away.
09:02Yeah, you and everybody else, more distracted than a dad at a meat raffle.
09:07Do you think the rumours are true?
09:08What rumours?
09:10Absolute relationship implosion, festering wounds of 20 years, it's all come into a head.
09:15It's a me or you type thing.
09:17Really?
09:17Well, I don't know, to be honest, we need some concrete details, because I can speculate like
09:21it's an Olympic sport.
09:24How's she going?
09:26Wouldn't know.
09:28Well, you know, sometimes a relationship runs its course, doesn't mean it was a failure.
09:32You know, it can still be beautiful for what it was.
09:35I don't know, but I'd like to think a relationship can weather a little blip.
09:39Well, yeah, sure.
09:41But also, I mean, look at Esther and Marty, a power couple with an incredible run, but
09:45simply not meant to be.
09:46Marty and Esther are on over.
09:48And what are we talking?
09:49They can work through it.
09:52Do you think that maybe you are possibly projecting yours and Mon's relationship onto
09:57Esther and Marty?
09:58Absolutely not.
09:59I'm specifically talking about the latter.
10:01But Marty's already moved on with Libby, so...
10:03They're just flatmates.
10:04Yeah, flatmates with benefits.
10:06Yeah, yeah, platonic ones like helping with rent.
10:09Oh, sweetie.
10:11Libby does not pay Marty rent.
10:16Hi.
10:17Hi.
10:23Oh, much of shower.
10:25A kid chucked a tantrum and his entire drink across the room.
10:29Crane took the brunt of it, though.
10:32Is she in there?
10:33Hoping you can catch the end of her shower, are you?
10:35The opposite, actually.
10:36I think that has run its course.
10:38What?
10:39You didn't let that goblin sage get to you?
10:41It's just not working.
10:43Damn.
10:43I was invested.
10:44Oh, well, in that case, I'll go out and start looking at engagement rings.
10:48I will leave you to it, so you can squeeze in one little steamy cindar.
11:05Maeve?
11:06Hi.
11:06Um, hi.
11:08I just, I wanted to talk to you about...
11:12You wanted to talk to me?
11:13Yes, yes, but obviously I will, um, give you some privacy.
11:18I'm fine.
11:25Does my body scare you, mate?
11:27No.
11:28Not.
11:30But I'm just, I'll, um...
11:35Sorry about tonight, mate.
11:37Libby's making her coque van.
11:38Didn't realise she had such a pochon for French cuisine.
11:42Doesn't everyone have a pochon for French cuisine?
11:44Well, probably, but...
11:46Sometimes these elaborate new dishes are all just fuss and bother.
11:49Sometimes a reliable trusty burger is exactly what the doctor ordered.
11:53What the doctor ordered?
11:54Perhaps.
11:55If the patient was iron deficient and, I don't know, sad.
11:59Are we actually talking about dinner here?
12:01Yes.
12:01No.
12:02Look, I've just noticed that you and Libby have been spending a lot of time together.
12:05We live together in ours.
12:07Wait, so she's supposed to be the coque van and you're the trusty burger?
12:11Yes.
12:12Sort of.
12:13So is Esther.
12:14You're both burgers.
12:15Well, Esther's reliable.
12:17More so than Libby.
12:18Look, me and her are just mates.
12:19Okay?
12:20And besides, the Esther ship has sailed.
12:22Of course it has and true love always prevails.
12:25But is this actually about me and Esther or you and Monique?
12:28Or me and Libby?
12:30Or food?
12:31I just want things to come back to the way they were.
12:34Okay.
12:34Well, maybe it's time to start some new rituals.
12:37Like a guy's night this weekend.
12:38Yes.
12:39Yeah.
12:39Sweet as.
12:41You know you don't have to talk like that just because it's a guy's night.
12:44Oh, thank goodness.
12:45Okay.
12:50Well, I went for it.
12:52Hi, Brian.
12:53Got my water bottle.
12:55Right.
12:55But I did fill it up in the surgical fountain.
12:58A bit of water.
12:59Colder.
13:00Yeah.
13:01You know, I had a guy come through this morning with this bottle.
13:03Not this bottle.
13:04It's all right.
13:05The same as this.
13:06Huh?
13:06And that reminded me.
13:07So I went out to the car, had a look, and there it was.
13:09Just on the seat.
13:12Grant, I think his name was.
13:14Graham, maybe.
13:15But Brian, you know, Brian.
13:17It wasn't Brian.
13:18Yeah, I don't think I can do this anymore.
13:20Do what?
13:21This.
13:22Us.
13:23But why?
13:24Okay, for starters, forgetting a bottle is not a story.
13:27Your patient Gareth is not a story.
13:29Gareth?
13:30His name is Gareth.
13:31There's no reason why I didn't know that.
13:33Well, okay.
13:35Well, would you like me to leave?
13:40I'll leave.
13:41Okay.
13:44Okay.
13:46Well, some of us said, kianu.
13:48Me?
13:50Did you?
13:51Yeah.
13:53Yeah, well, it's probably a good thing.
13:54You don't want your baby's first words to be a long-ass story about how there used to be a
13:58sandwich person in the staff room, but now there's not.
13:59Yeah, there's no sandwich person.
14:01There's no baby.
14:03Yeah, you can't rush these things.
14:04You just have to trust the process.
14:06Tell that to my uterus.
14:11Come in.
14:13Bad time?
14:14Never.
14:18So it's true?
14:20Handed in his resignation this morning.
14:22Just like that?
14:23Just like that.
14:24How did you convince him to go?
14:26I made him see the facts of the situation.
14:29Which are?
14:29That his life would be a whole lot easier without me in it.
14:32I'm impressed.
14:32And I know that can't have been easy for you, so thank you, truly.
14:36I told you I'd get it done.
14:37For what it's worth, I do think it's best for all concerned.
14:40Chris can leave with his head held high, and we can stay at the forefront of medical advancement by getting
14:43the right people to steer the ship.
14:45Couldn't agree more?
14:46And that bonus will be coming your way very shortly.
14:48You've earned it.
14:49And right now, the real work begins.
14:52Like our fertility clinic.
14:54Have you got a day for the opening?
14:56Wednesday.
14:57This Wednesday?
14:58I think it's time we started helping all those hopeful parents, don't you?
15:00Well, yeah, but we've got a lot of prep to do.
15:03You just leave that to me.
15:04You just keep the ship on course here.
15:09Dr. Nixon to the emergency department, please.
15:11Dr. Nixon to the emergency department.
15:18Can I help you?
15:19Sorry?
15:20Do you need something?
15:21No, no, I'm alright.
15:22What are you doing here?
15:25Well, if you must know, I'm here to see Marty.
15:27This area needs to be kept clear and available for patients.
15:30I am a patient.
15:31Excuse me?
15:32Yeah, my ankle.
15:34I twisted it earlier and it's sore.
15:38Your ankle?
15:39Yeah, so I thought maybe I could have Marty take a look at it.
15:43I'm sorry to hear you're in so much pain.
15:45No, I'm a tough cookie.
15:47Actually, I've got a moment.
15:48Why don't I take a look?
15:49No, no, it's alright.
15:50Oh, Marty, it could be a while.
15:52We can't have you standing around in agonising pain.
15:54Well, weirdly, standing actually makes it feel a lot better.
15:58Oh, I don't like the sound of that.
15:59It could be a sign of something sinister.
16:01This way, please.
16:09Okay, I'm just going to take your temperature.
16:1637.7.
16:18A bit high, but keep an eye on it.
16:21Anything else causing any problems?
16:23My chest is real itchy.
16:26Do you mind if I take a look?
16:31Did you have that rash when you came in?
16:34What rash?
16:36When did you start to notice any discomfort?
16:39Not long ago.
16:41Before or after you were admitted?
16:42After.
16:44Looks like it could be a reaction to something.
16:47Do you have any allergies?
16:48Just penicillin.
16:49Penicillin.
16:53Penicillin?
16:54Yeah.
16:56Uh, okay.
16:59Hang tight.
17:00I'll be right back.
17:04Ash?
17:06Is there something wrong?
17:07Yeah, I messed up bad.
17:08What happened?
17:09That IV bag I gave you, it has Cipro in it, and she's allergic to penicillin.
17:13Is she having a reaction?
17:14Just a rash and a cough.
17:16Okay, you do a set of obvs, and I'll get my young.
17:17No, no, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
17:19If we try and patch this ourselves, if she tanks later, we're done.
17:23Okay, I have to get her.
17:24Don't worry.
17:30You good?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Fine.
17:33Sorry, you had to find out about Chris leaving like that.
17:36It's pretty crappy.
17:37It is what it is.
17:39Oh, at least you got born.
17:42Uh, at least you got Brian.
17:44No, I called that off.
17:46Oh.
17:47To be honest, I was having the trouble buying the two of you, but what do I know?
17:52Drew fled to the land of clogs with his one true love, did he?
17:55Boy, it's a catch.
17:57The man or the dog?
17:58The dog, obviously.
18:00Are you okay?
18:01I think I just spent so long building up the idea in my head
18:05that the reality can never live up to the dream.
18:08True.
18:08Well, it turns out dating an aircraft enthusiast
18:12is less jet-setting and more motet, too.
18:15Dream bigger, Selina, if that's even possible.
18:18Okay, I'll try that.
18:20Good.
18:20Because we can't have you sitting around feeling sorry for yourself.
18:23It doesn't suit you.
18:30Well, you're right to come have it looked at.
18:32Looks like you've torn a ligament.
18:34Our best bet is to put a cast on, you know, protect it while it heals.
18:38You're the expert.
18:39Excellent.
18:41Let's start with six weeks.
18:43We might need A, but we'll make that call later.
18:45And the cast will be bulky, but he gets picked between khaki and beige.
18:49You know, it's a crime to prescribe treatment to somebody who doesn't need it.
18:52Why were you down here if you're not injured?
18:54What is your problem?
18:55You, taking advantage of a vulnerable man.
18:57Excuse me?
18:58What?
18:58I don't know if it's a free room or something else you're after, but Marty's going through
19:02some difficult family matters, and he doesn't need you leeching off of him, too.
19:05Leeching off him?
19:06Excuse me.
19:08You don't know the first thing about me.
19:10It is obvious that you're just jealous that Marty is making friends, and you're a stuck-up...
19:17Hey, you.
19:19Hey.
19:20What's going on here?
19:21Well, I sprained my ankle, and dear Nasa here was so kind as to take a look at it for
19:29me, and it's feeling much better already.
19:31He recommended that I keep it active.
19:33Would you be so kind as to help me back down the stairs?
19:37Yeah, sure.
19:40We need a nurse to stop the triage immediately, please.
19:43Wait for us.
19:48Jesus Christ!
19:50I'm sorry I tripped.
19:52It happens to the best of us, Brian.
19:55Hope your shift's almost over.
19:57Bet you could do with a break from this place.
19:59Yeah.
20:00Hey, I heard about you and Selena.
20:02I'm sorry.
20:03This is a hazard, Brian.
20:04You're a hazard.
20:06She's the worst.
20:09I knew Selena was too good to be true.
20:12Oh, mate.
20:12You'll find someone else.
20:14No problem.
20:14Nice guy like you.
20:16Would you like to have dinner?
20:19You know, I'd love to, but I've actually been kind of burned lately, so I might just need
20:24to sit things out for a while.
20:25Yeah.
20:25I'm sorry.
20:27Me too.
20:28Sorry I ever met Hendrix Coulson.
20:31Ugh, yuck.
20:31Why did I even say his name?
20:33Okay.
20:34You, Brian, you're going to go down to the lab and tell Matheson that you're going home.
20:39Then you're going to go put your feet up and think about who'd be lucky enough to take a
20:42spit on the dance floor with you next.
20:45Yeah, that's right.
20:45We all know about your fancy footwork around here.
21:02You'll talk with the town today.
21:04Well, that's usually a bad thing.
21:06But you're obviously not leaving.
21:08Of course I am.
21:10Really?
21:11I mean, aren't you surgically fused to this place by now?
21:14Huh?
21:15Time to get out of the scalpel.
21:20Well, I'm going to miss you, Warner.
21:23I'm going to miss all of you too.
21:31It's going to be all good, eh?
21:33Ante's to me, they're already kicking in.
21:34Is Mario going pissed?
21:36Oh, God.
21:38I'm getting fired.
21:39No, you're not.
21:40I've got you.
21:41Whatever.
21:42Let's get this over and done with.
21:46How's she doing?
21:47She'll live.
21:47No thanks to your complete and utter negligence.
21:50It won't happen again.
21:51I should hope not.
21:52This is the sort of error I'd expect from a kindergarten pupil, not a registered nurse.
21:56Well, actually, it's kind of your fault too for prescribing Sephora in the first place.
22:00Excuse me?
22:01Well, you had access to the same child we did.
22:03How dare you?
22:05I trust you to do your jobs and provide me with clear and accurate information with which
22:10to make my diagnosis.
22:11Clearly, that was a grave mistake.
22:13In fact, this offence shows such a serious lack of nursing capability that I'm going to
22:19recommend that Maeve take her to the nursing council.
22:22You what now?
22:22This is just a minor incident.
22:24Who gave her the penicillin?
22:25Cindy set up the IV.
22:27Is this true?
22:28Well, hold on.
22:29It's not that simple.
22:30Did you set up the IV?
22:31That's not the point.
22:32It's a yes or no question.
22:34Yeah, I know, but...
22:35Your lack of accountability is almost as bad as the mistake itself.
22:40See me at the end of the day and bring Maeve.
22:43But...
22:45You asshole!
22:46I'm sorry.
22:48I had to pick out there and you turned around and blamed me?
22:51Jeez, man.
22:53I'm sorry.
22:54Sorry?
22:55Yeah, you will be.
22:57You will be.
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