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00:08I don't know.
00:36This is your captain speaking. Keep your eyes on the board. We're about to go supersonic.
01:00Oh! Oh! Oh!
01:11Did you break the sound barrier?
01:20Sorry, Mr. Camper Black, I didn't know it was you in there.
01:32You can't breathe. Running at a different speed. Your heart beats.
01:41Double time. Another kiss.
01:47Enjoying your flight, Rupert?
01:49Tony Battingham.
01:51Do you know B.T. Johnson from The Scorpion?
01:54Oh, no. But I hear great things.
01:56Did the Prime Minister give you permission to fuck a journalist in the onboard toilet?
02:01Lou, Tony, don't be plebeian.
02:03B.T.'s ghosting my memoirs. Now I believe in laying one's ghost.
02:07Oh, B.T., what's your angle?
02:09Champion show jumper put out to pasture.
02:11Now a powerless backbench politician, casting round for his next hobby.
02:16Never quite achieving the success he once had.
02:20What are you doing in New York? Whoring yourself round advertisers?
02:23You know if you don't start spending some of that fortune you're coining on making decent television, you're going to
02:28lose your business.
02:29Very much in hand. Just recruited a hot shit young producer.
02:33Who?
02:33Mm. Cameron Cook.
02:35Never heard of him.
02:38You will. Desperate to work for Cronium. Bit my hand off at home.
02:43I hope I didn't bleed on your nice suit.
02:47Weigh me when we hit back, too.
02:49Weigh me when we hit back, too.
03:09Oh, yeah.
03:10Oh, yeah.
03:11Oh , yeah.
03:11Oh, yeah.
03:14Oh, yeah.
03:16Oh, yeah.
03:16Oh, yeah.
03:17Oh, yeah.
03:46Redo
03:49Drug use, pornography, easier divorce, rampant, homosexuality
03:53Recent studies have shown that HIV isn't exclusively a homosexual disease, Deputy Prime Minister
03:59Oh, but loveless rutting
04:00The promiscuous encounters that characterize a Saturday night in Soho
04:05Those are the preconditions for this virus, which threatens
04:08The precondition, Deputy Prime Minister, is the Victorian conservatism of the Tory government
04:12Which is narrow-minded, hypocritical, and quite frankly cruel
04:15And cut there, thank you, ready to go again
04:18He can say gay sex is loveless rutting, but I can't make a small comment about the government
04:23BBC editorial policy, Declan
04:25Sorry, Deputy Prime Minister
04:27We're going again
04:28Thank you, Declan
04:32Mr Stratton, yourself and Mrs Stratton have been married, what, 15 years?
04:3715 in April
04:38Three children, a wife, a mistress, and an all-consuming job
04:42It must be difficult to juggle everything
04:46What?
04:47Although your wife, Winifred, has been staying at her family's Pimbleco apartment
04:50Which must have made it easier for you to spend time with your, uh...
04:5429-year-old secretary, Miss Sarah Price
04:58Who proudly told our researchers that you have the girth and stamina to compete with any championship racehorse
05:04Is that a fair comment to make, sir?
05:05I, uh, well, the...
05:07Cut! Cut!
05:09I would look to your own glass house, Deputy Prime Minister, before you start throwing rocks at others
05:13Look, Declan, if we could just do another take without the slant
05:15Fuck off, Alistair
05:17Fuck, you prick
05:21Fuck
05:48Don't know whose bloomers are more of a twist tonight, aren't it?
05:51These are the Prime Ministers.
05:52We both know the BBC won't show tonight's episode.
05:55I've said it before, Lord Bandingham, I'm happy here.
05:58And I'm not interested in commercial television.
06:02Oh.
06:05Director-General calling Sabin and Autiboy.
06:20I'm offering you freedom.
06:22I saw your interview with Reagan, I bet they hacked out some corkers.
06:27We'd put you out live.
06:31Live?
06:32Complete editorial control.
06:35Skewer the bastards on air.
06:36It's halfway around the world before anyone's got a chance to complain.
06:40The satellite's coming.
06:42We're going global.
06:44It's exciting.
06:47You're all stuck here with a load of librarians when you could be an astronaut.
06:58I'd have to persuade Maude.
07:02Massive house from the country, she'd love it.
07:04It's a Wicklow man like you, doing it in Fulham, dodging litter and dog shit.
07:08Come to the Coswolds.
07:11Even I have to win sometimes.
07:12I'll fucking pretty the places.
07:20Little signing bonus.
07:22Declan, come on.
07:24You've been paid peanuts to get bloodless interviews with one hand tied behind your back.
07:29It's the golden age of television.
07:32You're missing the game.
07:40A Dreamer.
07:49Whip.
07:49It's the golden age of television.
07:54It's the golden age of television.
07:55It's the golden age of television.
07:57I've got the Emmer shot.
08:01What you've got is all so sweet.
08:05You've got to make it hard.
08:07But what you've got is all so sweet.
08:09Like a boy, I need a review
08:13Give me all your lovin', all your hugs and kisses, girl
08:21Give me all your lovin', don't let up until we leave
08:29You gotta whip it up
08:33And hit me like a tunneling
08:37If I blow my top
08:39Ham, daddy's ham
08:41Will you let it blow in your head
08:45Give me all your lovin', all your hugs and kisses, girl
08:53Give me all your lovin', don't let up until we leave
09:00Come on, daddy
09:01Come on, come on
09:04Come on
09:05Hello, darling
09:06How was your day?
09:07Extremely successful
09:09Sorry I landed on your game
09:10Yes, we do have other lovin'
09:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
09:18Yeah
09:46Here we are, girls
09:47The priory
09:48The priory
09:50Hey, then
09:50We're here
09:51What?
09:52We're here, we're here, look
09:53We're here
09:58Oh my god
10:22Exciting things are gonna happen to us in a place like this
10:24Amazing
10:26Amazing
10:27Rachel
10:28Oh
10:28Bagsy best rooms
10:29Absolutely not
10:30Grittiest prison I ever saw
10:57Get out of the house
11:07jehovah's witness oh fuck she's seen us
11:12oh you'll have to go down what why me i'm on the lookout for him
11:16oh my god
11:19soviet officials have announced that 79 bodies have been colored and nearly 320
11:25door door hello i just wanted to welcome you to all of the church sorry
11:34no no thank you we're not on the best of terms with jehovah in this house taggy just shut the
11:41door
11:41oh it's not mine i found it on the lawn new english um is it the new english bible yes
11:47daddy says it's
11:48a literary abomination he must have thrown out the window i'm lizzie i live down the valley i bought
11:54your bottle and some eggs we'll open this now okay come on in we haven't found the wine glasses yet
12:04tell us the second post here oh there isn't a second post taggy lost her virginity this summer to one
12:10of her son patrick's university friends he's in the south of france right now and not writing many
12:15postcards mommy oh it must be so lonely for ripper now he's not show jumping and the only thing that
12:20persuaded caitlin to leave all her friends in london was the thought of living opposite rupert
12:24campbell black i want him to ravish me he's a middle-aged mp caitlin
12:29well i'm so cross i'm off to boarding school and won't get first crack at him he's bountiful for taggy
12:33or even mummy how well do you know him oh i'm not sure anyone really knows rupert but we're friends
12:40so
12:40not carnally then i'm one of the few women around here who hasn't been ravished by rupert is your
12:46husband fiercely protective oh that's my novel i wrote it have you read it oh no taggy doesn't read
12:56she's dyslexic for a long time we thought she was retarded oh he took what he wanted i loved this
13:03talk about getting rabid isn't there a very naughty bit with some doc leaves oh
13:13yeah the fight is quite old have you got another one coming out well what with the children and my
13:18husband i don't find much time to write nowadays hi i need a shirt and some fucking socks oh daddy
13:26that's lizzie i i live just down valley she writes dirty books nice to meet your kid and you're wearing
13:31my socks well they're warmer than tight sorry still unpacking thanks love how easy is it to find help
13:36aren't you we are not forking out for a cleaner well stealing a woman's help around here is worse than
13:41stealing her husband what if you stole both that's grant tag right i am going to buy 30 pairs of
13:51socks
13:51in such a disgusting color that none of you will ever pinch them again nice to meet you good luck
13:56daddy
13:57give him help all right let's get smashed welcome to racha
14:13a man walks down the street he says why am i soft in the middle now why am i soft
14:18in the middle
14:18the rest of my life is so hard i need a photo opportunity i want a shot of redemption
14:24don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard bone digger bone digger get these months away from
14:31me
14:31you know i don't find this stuff on music anymore if you be my bodyguard i can be your longest
14:39proud
14:42i can call you betty betty when you call me you can call me out
14:50a man walks down the street says why am i short of attention got a short little span of attention
14:56and
14:56won't my nights are so long where's my wife and family what if i die here who'll be my role
15:03model now that my
15:04old money's gone gone he ducked back down the alley with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
15:11all along along there were incidents and accidents there were hints and allegations
15:19if you would be my bodyguard
15:28you're not a man of the people
15:34just a man of the people
15:36don't be jealous james at least he won't steal your sunbed
15:39he's tall isn't he
15:40standing next to a very short car
15:42i saw him in penskin i think he looks a lot older in the flesh
15:45thank you dear who's producing him
15:47cameron it's factual not drama why does cameron get all the good stuff
15:50i really can't think
15:53declin how much are they paying you
15:55why'd you leave the bbc declin
15:56come on declin give us a smile
15:57all right all right thanks lads that's your last
15:59give me the fuck out of it
16:01this one
16:02you've got the paddy among the pigeons haven't you
16:04who says no blacks no irish
16:05i'm a one man equal opportunities revolution ginger
16:11i'm a journalist not a celebrity i ask the questions
16:20where the fuck is this cameron guy i'm supposed to report it
16:24jesus you don't just ambush someone
16:26i'm a serious fucking journalist i don't discuss my career with the scorpion
16:35come in
16:36come in
16:43where is he
16:47take a seat declin
16:51what you're
16:52cameron cook
16:55you were expecting a man possibly queer which you would have endured but certainly not a woman and god forbid
17:01a black one
17:02i thought you were a publicity girl
17:03no i'm a producery woman
17:05listen i'm not
17:07prejudice
17:07of course not
17:08you're an asshole to everyone
17:10this isn't gonna work tony it's not a chat show it's a serious program
17:14i want to produce a serious program too but there are always a problem
17:17oh we're cutting up on a sofa with cushions
17:19you've seen the set design then
17:20i know my audience tony a fucking sofa
17:24you might listen to cameron nbc howled when i poached her
17:27oh
17:28do you know charles fairbairn controller of programs
17:30declin
17:32we knew each other at the beam
17:34you look um
17:35fatter i don't miss the canteen at the bbc darling
17:38and gingerbread head of operations
17:42i'm sorry tony i produce myself
17:46i've got johnny friedlander flying over for your first interview
17:49johnny friedlander the film star
17:50no johnny friedlander my dennis
17:52i don't interview actors
17:54friedlander doesn't give interviews not since the sex tape
17:56they're saying he could be the next bond
17:58dad i have trouble replacing roger
18:00i've been speaking to jackie kennedy
18:01she'll just blabber on about her old boring publishing job
18:04no she wants to talk about life as a single american woman actually
18:08you could learn something cameron
18:10look you two log horns if it turns you on but don't forget
18:12i hired you both because you can get ratings
18:15so let's pull together and get them yes
18:17the bbc have put top of the pops against us in the schedule
18:21so you need to be more popular than jimmy saddle
18:23johnny friedlander is a global mega star
18:25and he hasn't given an interview in five years people will watch this
18:28book jackie for the next one
18:36okay fine
18:39but i do my own research
18:42and no fucking sofa
18:45give him whatever fucking furniture he wants all right
18:48we all know it's not about the sofa
18:49i don't need this shit tony
18:50you brought me here to produce drama
18:52not a chat show
18:53i brought you here to be the cleverest person in the building
18:56and terrify the rest of them into pulling their socks up
18:58so far so good you're a lion in a petting zoo
19:00but we need big game like declan to convince the iba to renew our contract
19:05we lose the franchise there won't be any drama to produce
19:07you'll be on the next boat back
19:11i didn't come here on a boat
19:13forgive me semantics
19:14i flew here on fucking concord
19:17i paid for the ticket
19:20i paid for the ticket
19:20worth every penny
19:35worth every penny
19:39it's gorgeous
19:40yes
19:41there are badger sets up at the top there
19:44and in spring the bluebells flame between the beach trees like little bunts and burners
19:51sorry i sound like an estate agent
19:52i just can't believe this is all ours
19:54well only to the bottom of the wood
19:56and then rupert will have you for trespassing
19:58oh
20:00thank you for walking me back
20:03i'm really quite pissed
20:06hmm
20:08it's like rupert's back home
20:11caitlin will be scaling the wall
20:12oh
20:13caitlin's all talk
20:14she's sworn off and married until she's at least 35
20:16i've got too much to do she says
20:19and you
20:21with parents like yours you must have big plans
20:24well
20:25i'd like to be a cook
20:25oh
20:26following recipes and writing things down i am
20:28don't know what to do with myself really
20:31how old are you 19?
20:3220
20:34your whole life ahead of you
20:37it's 1986
20:39you can have whatever you want
20:42so cosmo tells us
20:48back into battle
20:50how many children do you have?
20:52two
20:52three
20:53three
20:53counting my husband
20:55he works for corinium too
20:56yeah you didn't say
20:57i talk about my husband as little as possible
21:00he does enough of that himself
21:15hello
21:17what's going on?
21:33oh my god
21:35there's fire
21:36there's fire
21:47there's fire
21:48no
22:04no
22:08no
22:10no
22:12fire
22:13no
22:14no
22:16no
22:18Oh my god, please!
22:19Fire!
22:20It's on fire!
22:21Deadfall.
22:22Potentially six inches over the line.
22:24Well, you can't fall, then.
22:25You're only ten inches over the line.
22:33Um...
22:33I'm shy, darling.
22:36Your fields are on fire.
22:39And...
22:40it's the quickest way to get rid of the stubble after the harvest?
22:43Could you, um...
22:45So you separated them on purpose?
22:46Sorry.
22:49Who the fuck are you and why are you here?
22:51What about the animals?
22:52The rabbits and voles and birds?
22:53Yes, and the lovely ickle earwigs.
22:55Should I stop ploughing my fields because it's cruel to wood lice?
22:57You're murdering them.
22:58Do you want me to give them a state funeral?
23:03What the hell?
23:05I called the fire brigade.
23:09Get off my land before I call the police as well
23:12and take that brute back to its pigsty!
23:16You are...
23:17utterly...
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25:07She is a genius.
25:12So we ripped up the treatment,
25:14aged all the characters down 10 years
25:16and gave them some desire.
25:18The men were all dickless.
25:20So I said to Tony,
25:21our audience wants to fantasize
25:23about being banged over the sink
25:25while doing the dishes.
25:26And four men went to mow.
25:28Here's now the top rated network drama of the year.
25:31Looking good, boys.
25:32I smell like Sunday lunch.
25:34You look delicious.
25:35Everybody, this is Lady Gosling,
25:36chairwoman of the Independent Broadcasting Authority.
25:39Best behavior, everyone.
25:42And this is the Declan set.
25:44Yes, very impressive.
25:45You're rather impressive, aren't you?
25:48Where did Tony find you?
25:50New York.
25:51Ah, August 26, 1970.
25:54I marched with Gloria Steinem
25:56on the women's strike for equality.
25:58My mom was on that march.
26:01Don't iron while the strike is hard.
26:04I think you'll be pleased with the efforts
26:06we've made to address your concerns.
26:07I am not your Barbie doll.
26:11And Declan O'Hara's presence
26:12on the Carinium team,
26:13it just nudges that political dial leftwards.
26:16And the board.
26:17If you want to hang on to your franchise,
26:19then Carinium's board needs strengthening.
26:21Well...
26:22Have you thought of Rupert Campbell Black?
26:26Rupert's presence would give you legitimacy, Anthony.
26:30I don't like taking people's franchises away,
26:32but Rupert would give Carinium real sparkle.
26:35I want to be convinced that I'm backing the right horse.
26:39Tell me more about your mama.
26:42Oh, I was into the fallacies.
26:43Really?
26:44Oh, I think I'm...
26:51I mean,
26:53they don't tell you when you leave the BBC.
26:55Yes, there's a lot more money in independent television,
26:58but you're going up against 14 other regional companies
27:01just like you,
27:03and then there's franchise renewal.
27:05But that's, what, once every five years?
27:06Yeah, but the anxiety is constant
27:08because some of the company can just waltz in
27:10and take your franchise away.
27:13We may not have had biscuits at the BBC,
27:15but all we had to do was make television.
27:18Do you think I made the wrong move?
27:20Oh, no.
27:21Granada have Coronation Street,
27:23LWT has Blind Date,
27:25Carinium now has you.
27:27You're the Golden Goose, darling.
27:29Say it back and let Tony fucking fatten you up.
27:33The foie gras is divine here, by the way.
27:46You're looking for me,
27:48you were looking for me,
27:50always reaching for you,
27:52you were too blind to see,
27:54all over my heart,
27:56so I'll leave you now,
27:58I'm falling too high,
28:01no good I'm alone.
28:02I wish I was coming too.
28:03I've only been invited so I can drive
28:05when we're exactly home and then drunk.
28:06Oh, you've already met Rupert, it's not fair.
28:09He saw his willy.
28:10He's vile.
28:11Oh, that journalist is so lucky to be shagging him.
28:15What are you looking for?
28:16Oh, the bright blue Minnie.
28:20Do you think it's going to happen again?
28:22What?
28:23Mummy.
28:28Now we're here, I quite want to stay.
28:30Taggy!
28:32Oh, let's go.
28:36What?
28:37You're wearing Taggy's dress?
28:39Uh, I wore this,
28:40Siobhano's Christmas party.
28:41It was mine then too.
28:42Oh, you're so touchy these days.
28:44Look, we are going to go and meet the most wonderful people this afternoon.
28:48I'm excited.
28:52Leaving London's going to be good for her and daddy, isn't it?
28:56It will be.
28:58I'll be okay.
29:00I promise.
29:16Vernon will meet me when the boy at last.
29:20He's to the MG will be in his hands.
29:24Adjust to the driving and I'm on my way.
29:28It's all on the right side of my Tigo Bay.
29:33Take out.
29:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
29:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
29:42Come sing me love.
29:45Come sing me my Tigo Bay.
29:48Well done, darling.
29:50Great turnout again, I must say.
29:53As I've told them to up the proportion of orange juice in the Bugsville,
29:57I've told everyone plastered like last year.
30:01So, which one is what you want for your board?
30:03Is it the electronics millionaire chap?
30:05Freddie Jones.
30:06It's over there with a touch.
30:09I'll get him on satellite technology.
30:11You can ask her if she's made any friends in the area, yeah?
30:13She's opened a boutique in Colchester,
30:16so you should offer to pop me in and buy something.
30:21Is Miss Cook coming?
30:25Couldn't drag her away from the studio.
30:27Declan goes live in a matter of days.
30:31And here's our star.
30:36Ah!
30:38You're even more beautiful in the flesh, Mrs. O'Hara.
30:42Declan.
30:42Tony.
30:43We're so glad you're here.
30:44Everyone's dying to meet some new people.
30:46We're all very bored of each other.
30:48The Maud O'Hara.
30:50My favourite actress, Bess.
30:52The better baddie.
30:54If you say so.
30:56So pleased you could make it, Basil.
30:57Declan, let me show you after some bored moments.
31:00Why don't we get you a drink?
31:02You were wonderful, Mrs. Lady Macbeth.
31:17I'm going to Lord B's party.
31:19I turned Tony down.
31:21Not my kind of crowd.
31:22Is that the only reason?
31:25What other reason would there be?
31:29I want your opinion.
31:30I'm not paid to have opinions.
31:33Now, I agreed to ditch the sofa, but why a desk?
31:35It's not a news anchor.
31:37Perhaps he wants to hide behind it.
31:39Huh.
31:40It's not because he hasn't got good legs.
31:42I've looked.
31:47Steve, move the desk off the set for a minute.
31:49Declan asked for the desk.
31:50Yeah, I want to see it without the desk.
31:51It's just we built the desk.
31:52I'm not telling you to burn a damn thing.
31:54I'm telling you to move it so I can see the set.
31:55Can you do that?
31:56All right.
31:57Keep your work going.
31:59That's funny.
32:01You know what isn't funny?
32:03Looking for another fucking job.
32:15It's better.
32:16See?
32:17It's better.
32:23Oh, Rupert's arrived.
32:34Really?
32:35That's Gerald, Rupert's aide.
32:38We go way back.
32:41Where's your gorgeous Lord of Martha?
32:43He's not here.
32:44Damn it.
32:45I have a pile of papers for him to sign it.
32:46I can only pin him down at parties.
32:48You can pin me down later if you like.
32:53Well, I've all been done.
32:56Actually, I think I might just...
33:00Lizzie.
33:01Lizzie.
33:03Um, I think the man wants you.
33:06He doesn't want me.
33:07That's my husband.
33:10That's all right.
33:31Thank you, darling.
33:32I feel like I should be reading the news.
33:35Fortunately, we have the wonderful James Verica to do that instead.
33:39Now, I won't keep you from your lunch,
33:42but I'm very glad to have you all here
33:43to celebrate Carinium's newest star with me.
33:47Ladies and gentlemen, Declan O'Hara.
33:55Declan joins Carinium, of course, on the crest of a wave.
33:58Wonderful ratings for our prestige drama
34:01Four Men Went to Mow.
34:03Who knew arable farming could be so sexy?
34:07And with revenue from our sales to America,
34:10we are confident that this is going to be
34:13our most successful autumn ever.
34:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:17Jumped over six full grown men.
34:26Oh, my God, it's him.
34:28So, sorry, sorry.
34:30Didn't mean to steal your thunder.
34:32No fire engines with you today.
34:36Um, please, uh, go on to your speech.
34:39Oh, hello, darling.
34:41Hello.
34:41Um, but, Declan, you are undoubtedly
34:45the jewel in the Carinium crown,
34:48and I know everyone here joins me
34:50in welcoming you, your wife, Maud,
34:53and your daughter, Agatha,
34:54to our Cotchester family.
34:56Declan O'Hara, ladies and gentlemen.
35:06Lunch, everybody.
35:08Lunch.
35:17Desert loving in your eyes
35:20all the way
35:23If I listen to your lies
35:26Would you say
35:29I am a man
35:33Without conviction
35:34Look at all this gorgeous food.
35:36I'm a man
35:39Who doesn't know
35:40People are always saying
35:42you should write a book, Mrs Jones.
35:43You've led such a fascinating life.
35:45How funny.
35:46People are always telling me
35:47I should open a shop.
35:51So, where have you moved to?
35:53Which here?
35:53Green Lawns.
35:54It's a lovely house
35:55now we've added the extension
35:56and double glazed over
35:57those draughty old windows.
35:58Those Victorians must have worn
36:00a lot of jumpers.
36:01Oh.
36:03Very good.
36:04But the only house I know
36:05round there
36:05is Bottom Hollow Court.
36:06Green Lawns sounded so much prettier
36:08especially now
36:08we've landscaped the garden.
36:10No, tatties, Fred Fred.
36:15Lord Baddingham
36:16is wooing my Fred Fred
36:18for his board.
36:19I'm encouraging him
36:20to get more cultured.
36:21We could do with a few
36:22more caring wives
36:23at Corinne.
36:24Please.
36:26Please.
36:27Call me Mousy.
36:28I love my friends too.
36:29Shall we go and find
36:30somewhere to perch?
36:31Let's.
36:32Mousy.
36:34Do move on to something soft, darling.
36:36We don't want the hump ball again.
36:37I do so enjoy your couple.
36:41Stop it.
36:42My husband tells me
36:43you're one of the most
36:44powerful men in England.
36:47Yeah, I suppose I am.
36:48And I expect you're allowed
36:50a few potatoes.
36:53One potato, two potato, three.
36:56Shall we find more blues?
37:01Hello, Duncan.
37:03I'll see you later.
37:05We were all so surprised
37:06when you left the BBC
37:08for Carinium.
37:09Do you miss your integrity
37:10or do you feel lighter
37:11without it?
37:13What was it the private
37:13I called you?
37:15The first not quite a lady
37:16of Fleet Street, was it?
37:23Tag?
37:24Have you seen your mother
37:25around?
37:26No.
37:26I haven't.
37:30I've met a few athletes
37:31in my time.
37:31They always get what they want.
37:33And what do we want?
37:35To win.
37:36Well, sadly,
37:37I'm not show jumping anymore.
37:38Well, you're still
37:40athletic.
37:43You're certainly
37:44too disturbing
37:45to be living
37:45across the valley.
37:51Ah, there you are.
37:53Finally.
37:55Shergar himself.
37:57Mr. Cumberblog.
37:59Getting to know
38:00the neighbours?
38:01Huh.
38:03Taggy, have you met Rupert?
38:05No, I think I'd remember.
38:07Oh, Agatha.
38:08That's my daughter.
38:09Taggy.
38:11I hear you did a hatchet job
38:13on Paul Stratton.
38:14That I'd have loved to see.
38:16Hmm.
38:20Would she make a dent
38:21in Tony's whisky collection?
38:25Why not?
38:41Are you hiding again?
38:43Well, they're just
38:43at the end of Das Rheingold.
38:45I need you out there with me.
38:47Bloody Rupert,
38:48I want to get this over with.
38:49No, come here.
38:54Can't believe I'm going
38:55to him for legitimacy.
38:57All he did for his status
38:58was to be born into it.
38:59It's just social currency, darling.
39:01It's the way the world works.
39:02Public school, why?
39:03Well, shall we send Archie
39:04to a comprehensive
39:04and save on the school fees?
39:07He'll only make you feel inferior
39:09if you give him permission.
39:11Now, deep breath,
39:12shoulders back.
39:14Goodbye.
39:19Working the weekend?
39:20I hope Tony's paying you
39:22handsomely, Ginger.
39:24Come on, Docs.
39:26Took some digging,
39:27but I found these.
39:28I think you'll enjoy them.
39:30It's a little
39:30Declan O'Hara insurance.
39:33Oh.
39:57Peaceful is
39:58the country that is strongly around.
40:01Oh.
40:02Baddingham family motto.
40:04Circa 1972.
40:10Lord Pop Pop,
40:12Tony's father, made his millions
40:14in munitions during the war. That's why
40:16Tony married Lady Monica of the Glen.
40:19He had Daddy's
40:20cash. Mon Mon had the house
40:22and what Tony wants most of all.
40:25Class.
40:28Why are the English so obsessed
40:30with class and money?
40:33Declan? I was only asking
40:34Mr. Cumberblock a correction, Lord.
40:37Rupert! You've met
40:38Declan, then? Anyone want another drink?
40:40Oh! You found one.
40:44It's decent
40:44scotch. Did Monica choose it?
40:48Ignore us.
40:49Our families go back a long way.
40:51Not that far.
40:53Listen.
40:54Can I have a word, Rupert, in private?
40:56A business proposition.
40:57Well, we're all friends here.
40:59Nothing you could say to me
41:00that dear Maudie shouldn't hear?
41:02I am not drinking sherry with the wives
41:05while the men have all the fun.
41:06No, you want to be here
41:07when Tony asks me to be on his board.
41:17Well, all right.
41:20It's a lucrative game.
41:21I thought you wanted.
41:23It's so hard to take you seriously, Tony.
41:26You just always sound like you're playing Monopoly.
41:28Ha!
41:30The answer's no.
41:32Lady Gosling thinks I can give you some class,
41:34help you keep your franchise,
41:35but I'm not using my family name
41:37so you can buy yourself a bigger helicopter.
41:42Uh, Tony.
41:43Paul Stratton's here.
41:45Ah!
41:48Sorry we're late, everyone.
41:50Bit of trouble getting out of bed, actually.
41:52Yeah, you know what newlyweds are like.
41:55Oh, mind yourself in those jeans.
41:57You bend out of your eyes will pop out.
41:58And the new Mrs. Stratton.
42:01Now, you are a very welcome upgrade.
42:04Well done, Paul.
42:08Do you know Declan O'Hara?
42:09Oh, yes.
42:10Yeah.
42:10You did us all a favour, actually, Mr. O'Hara.
42:13Good to get everything out in the open.
42:15We're insanely happy.
42:16Aren't we, Paul?
42:17I'm a new man.
42:22Excuse me.
42:41I heard about you catching Campbell Black
42:44playing tennis in the Noddy.
42:47That's enough to upset anyone.
42:49Who knows about that?
42:51Well, my whole valley knows about the fire engines.
42:56And I know who the mystery woman was now.
42:59Don't I?
43:12I don't know.
43:20I don't know.
43:23I don't know.
43:25I don't know.
43:52you know you're dancing with the devil don't you says the man who works for
43:56Tantra let's hope you've got rhythm
44:18oh, ain't coming
44:23you bastard you've been shagging Sarah Stratton too
44:33it was only tennis
45:00fuck
45:22I'm going to ruin you
45:36I'm so sorry
45:42I wouldn't mind but that's my car
45:57so it's Rupert now, is it?
45:59it was a conversation
46:00I was conversing
46:01you were all over him
46:02oh, now I can't even talk to a man without you assuming that I'm after him
46:06oh, grow up
46:06oh, god, I didn't ask to come here
46:09you're the one that took the check and just sold us all out
46:11yeah, maud, it's a horrible house and you live a terrible life
46:14but these are our people now
46:15oh, my god, they're all horses and dogs and houses and cars
46:19and who's got the longest feckin' driveway
46:22oh, my god, the men are all desperate to ride anything
46:25as long as they're not married to it
46:26the wives, jeez, they haven't had an orgasm since
46:29it's a pony club camp
46:38that's not us, is it?
46:43everyone was looking at you
46:45hello?
46:47and did you like that?
46:50oh, god
46:50how much, how much did you like that?
46:54tell me
46:55no, not
47:07oh, my god
47:09oh, my god
47:12oh, my god
47:13oh, my god
47:15oh, my god
47:16oh, my god
47:18oh, my god
47:19oh, my god
47:20oh, my god
47:21oh, my god
47:22oh, my god
47:24oh, my god
47:26oh, my god
47:51Do you miss me?
48:20Yes.
48:23Yes.
48:24Yes, what?
48:26No, it was, uh, a buffet table.
48:31Of course, see you at 9am.
48:34You have a good evening, Prime Minister.
48:42Come on, dogs.
48:43Dad is in trouble again.
48:51Oof.
49:03Mummy and Daddy are clearly back on track.
49:06Is there a bit there?
49:07Yeah.
49:09I think so.
49:19As she gazed at the Ocaseis with their burnished bohemian beauty, entering this world of unbridled passion, she worried.
49:29Little did Dermot Ocasey know that he had brought his family into the wild.
49:34Into a world of untamable beasts, giving in to their basest needs.
49:48Hungry for sex.
49:55Hungry for status.
50:00Hungry for love.
50:10Hungry for power.
50:12You know, Campbell Black is finished after today.
50:15Hungry for comfort.
50:17Are you coming to bed?
50:18You had better be stuck while I make you and I get through there.
50:21Hungry for love.
50:24Hungry for love.
50:24Hungry for love.
50:24Good dogs.
50:26Good dogs.
50:26Good dogs.
50:26Slide up.
50:33In my eyes, I've seen the glory and the coming of the Lord.
50:45I just can't get enough.
50:47I just can't get enough.
50:49I just can't get enough.
50:50I just can't get enough.
50:53I just can't get enough.
50:54Because as seductive as his predators might be, one should always beware of being eaten.
51:04Oh, yes!
51:25This is a surprise.
51:27The Prime Minister wasn't thrilled about seeing her minister's private lives splashed all over the papers.
51:32Paul Stratton's been shuffled to the back benches.
51:34Oh, dear.
51:35Have you lost your job?
51:37No, not at all.
51:38No, no.
51:38No, Mrs. Thatcher's given me a promotion.
51:41I'm her new minister for sport, so thank you.
51:46I couldn't have done it without you.
51:49You had to come all this way to tell me that.
51:53I want you to keep your grubby little nose out of my affairs.
51:58Maggie will see through you soon enough, you overprivileged cunt.
52:07I'll have to try harder than that if you want to beat me, Lord Battingham.
52:10I'll have to try harder than that if you want to beat me, Lord Battingham.
52:42I'll have to try harder than that if you want to beat me, Lord Battingham.
53:09You
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