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مسلسل Sex Education مترجم - Episode 1
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00:07Oh yeah
00:12Oh yeah
00:15Oh yeah
00:19Everything
00:20Everything
00:22Everything gonna be alright
00:37Do you like my tits?
00:41Hello? My tits?
00:43Yeah, I love your tits.
00:47Do you want to come on them?
00:49Sure, let me just get this off.
00:52Oh, actually don't. I got a rash last time.
00:55Let's do it from behind you.
01:09I'm going to come.
01:11Are you going to come?
01:33Did you just fake it?
01:35Don't be stupid.
01:40Why are you staring at me?
01:41Show me the condom.
01:42No way.
01:47Where's the spunk, Adam?
01:52I've got secrets I don't know if I can tell you
01:58I've got things to show that no one's ever seen
02:04I've got habits that are hard to break
02:08I swear each morning when I wake
02:12Today's the day I'm coming clean
02:17I've got dreams that might not come to any kind of fruition
02:24I've got cracks in my facade I may fall between
02:30I've got pictures in the dresser drawer
02:34I whispered to the bedroom door
02:37Today's the day I'm coming clean
02:43I'm coming clean
02:48Whoa there!
02:50This is not the bathroom.
02:53Sorry, man. I'm very sorry. I'm, uh...
02:55Sleeping with my mother?
02:57Correct.
03:00Awkward.
03:01I'm Dan and you are...
03:02Otis.
03:05Don't worry.
03:06Left-handed.
03:11First door on your left.
03:23Morning, darling.
03:25Morning.
03:26Coffee?
03:27I've got some toast.
03:31Uh...
03:32Maybe...
03:32I've got clients in a few minutes.
03:36Oh, Otis, this is, um...
03:38We've met.
03:41Coffee?
03:42Oh, yes, please.
03:49How old are you, Dan?
03:51How old am I?
03:51Uh...
03:52I'm 32.
03:53Are you having some kind of pre-emptive mid-life crisis?
03:57Otis.
03:57Mum, you ever had some motorbike?
03:59I'll take you for a ride in it sometime.
04:00You might.
04:01No thanks.
04:03Do you have an Oedipal complex?
04:04As in, you mean like, do I want to have sex with my mum?
04:08Uh...
04:08Not really. It's not really my thing, that.
04:10Just ignore him. He's teasing you.
04:12Otis is perfectly normal for a younger man to be sexually attracted to a mature woman.
04:17In fact, when you stigmatise his choice, then you feed into an unhealthy narrative on masculinity and middle age.
04:23That's why I say you should never date a shrinker.
04:26Sex and relationship therapist, thank you very much.
04:31It's me.
04:33Yeah, I should probably, uh, shoot off as well.
04:39Thanks.
04:39Okay.
04:40Uh-huh.
04:41Thanks for everything, Mum.
04:42Uh, Jean. Jean.
04:43Definitely Jean.
04:45Okay.
04:49Hope to see you again then, dude.
04:51Yeah.
04:53Unlikely.
04:54Your mum's new boyfriend is a big, hot, sticky wet dream.
04:59Yeah.
05:00Mum doesn't do boyfriends.
05:02Uh-uh.
05:03Are those ones I like to do in animal costumes?
05:04No.
05:05He wants her to wear a strap on.
05:06She's not really into it.
05:07It's a classic power dynamic issue.
05:10Oh, I wish my mum was a sex guru.
05:12Trust me.
05:13You don't.
05:19Marjorie, how are you getting on with your penis?
05:23I'm not hating it.
05:25Fantastic.
05:26Okay, let's proceed.
05:34So, did you do it?
05:37Don't tell me you choked again.
05:41You didn't even try.
05:42I've given up.
05:43It's too much.
05:44I don't, I don't want to talk about it.
05:46I mean, what exactly is the problem here?
05:48I mean, can you even get a hard on?
05:50Of course I can.
05:51I'm not a fucking eunuch.
05:53Right?
05:53I just, I wait for them to go away.
05:55I don't like how it feels.
05:57Can we drop it now?
05:58Please?
05:58No, no, no.
05:59But that is super weird.
06:01Super weird.
06:02That's nice.
06:02For a very nice monkey!
06:03Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
06:07Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
06:23bald VO
06:30Oh, my God, the Untouchables have a car.
06:34Just when you thought they couldn't get any more elusive,
06:36now they have wheels.
06:38Oh, my God, you reckon Amber's been working out?
06:39He's looking extra tight.
06:40Just because he's the only other gay in our year
06:42doesn't mean you have to fancy him.
06:44Yeah, correction.
06:44Any other gay we know of could be anywhere.
06:48What are you looking at, El Pervo?
06:50Did you hear that?
06:51He spoke to me with actual words.
06:54He called you a Spanish pervert.
06:56Oh, this is going to be such a good year.
06:58I can feel it.
07:08Is that from Baker?
07:09Yep.
07:10Captain of the Warhammer Society.
07:11His balls finally dropped.
07:13Yeah, I keep telling you, man.
07:15Everyone has had sex over the summer.
07:17Everyone except you.
07:18And you.
07:19Excuse me?
07:20I gave two and a half hand jobs to that guy I met in Butlins.
07:23Why the half?
07:24Well, we got interrupted.
07:26Super surprise karaoke.
07:28So, I'm exactly a player.
07:30Yeah, at least I can touch my own penis.
07:36I'm worried about you, man.
07:38Look around.
07:40Everybody's either thinking about shagging, about to shag, or actually shagging, and you
07:47can't even jack your beanstalk.
07:49I got plenty of time.
07:50Hmm, I don't know, man.
07:51Everything's changing around here, and it's changing fast.
07:53I mean, case in point, even Maeve Wiley's boobs have gotten bigger, which I thought was technically
07:57impossible.
07:58Yeah, you bit the same to me.
07:59I heard she bit Simon Fert hustle on the skirt.
08:02And now it's all wonky.
08:03Like a discount avocado.
08:05I don't think that's true.
08:06And I heard she sucked off 12 guys in 10 minutes for a day.
08:08That's definitely not true.
08:09What a slag.
08:10Look at that greasy hair.
08:11Maybe she can't afford shampoo.
08:13Or deodorant.
08:14Told you.
08:15She's basically an info.
08:22This is a new frontier, my sexually repressed friends.
08:25Our chance to finally move up the social food chain.
08:28We shall transform from lonely caterpillars into awesome killer whales.
08:35We have to.
08:37Prepare for the best two years of our lives.
08:40Ha, ha.
09:08I'm sorry.
09:10Thank you, Eric, for that rendition of the school anthem.
09:14It was adequate.
09:21So, just a few things to get us started.
09:24The toilet block behind the gymnasium is full of asbestos, so please keep out.
09:30Running in the corridors is the scourge of the day.
09:34I told you not to do it.
09:35I wanted to impress Swing Band.
09:37...the story of James Kearney and the pencil.
09:39Still, I have spoken to his mother.
09:42He, uh, has recovered.
09:43However, the mental scars still remain a lesson for us all.
09:50Calmly moving on, it is my great pleasure to introduce to you our brand new head boy...
09:57...Jackson Marchetti.
10:22We are taking over.
10:38Hi, Adam.
10:40Good summer.
10:41Shut the fuck up.
10:42Trombona, give me what you got.
10:53What's in the bag?
10:54My lunch?
10:55You know that because you always eat it.
11:06I think you forgot something.
11:08It's just a pencil case.
11:09Don't give a fuck about your pencil case.
11:11Curly-wurly.
11:11No, come on, man.
11:12Not my Curly-wurly.
11:15Give me that Curly-wurly.
11:17Or I will break your face.
11:21Hey.
11:41Ah.
11:42Yeah.
11:44See you tomorrow.
11:45Shit biscuit.
12:11Are you a complete moron?
12:13No, I'm not.
12:14That was a rhetorical question.
12:15Don't get a squish.
12:16Trying to help?
12:17Don't.
12:18Guys!
12:18You know you're not supposed to run in the hallway.
12:20It was my fault.
12:21Fuck off, snowflake.
12:23Nice rack, Wiley.
12:25Nice rack, Wiley.
12:27You gonna write me up?
12:28I'll let you off.
12:30This time.
12:31I am eternally grateful for your kindness.
12:32Actually, one second.
12:38I heard boys notoriously peak too early.
12:40I'd watch out if I were you.
12:41Oh, yeah.
12:42I said, nice rack, Wiley.
12:45Yes.
12:47Say that again.
12:48Nice.
12:52You did kind of deserve that man.
13:09Settle down, class.
13:11Settle down.
13:13Ha!
13:15We're jumping straight in to the romantic world
13:18and the immortal bard, Shakespeare, obviously.
13:21This year's first assignment will be on As You Like It,
13:24set in the fictional forest of Arden.
13:28Nice of you to join us, Adam.
13:30You'll be doing presentations on Shakespeare's relationship
13:33with love and disguise.
13:35The person you're sat next to now will be your partner
13:37for the project.
13:39So, if you just look at your sheet,
13:41you're gonna go through all the five points
13:43and don't need to talk in pairs.
13:45Please listen.
13:46Right?
13:47Listening is key.
13:48So, the assignment brief.
13:51Examine the ways that Rosalind and Tess, or Lando,
13:54you're going through all the love for her in acts...
13:55And who are you?
13:57Um...
13:58I'm Otis.
14:00Well, I guess we're partners for the project.
14:03Are you new?
14:03No.
14:04No.
14:05No, no, no.
14:05I've been here since the first year.
14:07We had chemistry together last time.
14:10Except I just want to find it.
14:12No.
14:14Anyway.
14:15Um...
14:17Maybe...
14:17Later on we can get together.
14:19I know the library's open.
14:22Don't do after hours, new kids.
14:25Where do you live?
14:28Um...
14:3043 Ashford Street.
14:32I'll be there at six.
14:36If you have any questions, please do ask.
14:39But what I'd like you to do is really first just mind map.
14:42Mind map together.
14:44Um...
14:45Boring.
14:45What?
14:46Excuse me?
14:47This is boring.
14:50Okay, um...
14:56You told Adam where you live.
14:58He asked me.
15:00Oh, dude, your mum has a lot of weird sex shit in the house.
15:03I mean, I'm cool with it, obviously.
15:05But if that guy even sees a Kama Sutra, he will destroy your life.
15:10She won't be home.
15:11She better not be.
15:13He still calls me tromboner.
15:15It's been four years.
15:16Four years!
15:17You did get an erection.
15:19On stage.
15:20In front of the entire school.
15:21It was a semi!
15:25The nickname doesn't even make sense.
15:28I play the French horn.
15:30Such a philistine.
15:31Look, he'll be in my house for an hour.
15:33Tox.
15:34Yeah, we'll be fine.
15:35A dragon's brain is so small because his dick is so big.
15:39That's a myth.
15:40No, it's not.
15:41A friend of a friend's store once.
15:43She said it was the size of two Coke cans.
15:45One on top of the other length and width.
15:48You don't have any friends.
15:49Except me.
15:50Not for long.
15:51Because Adam is going to kill you in your own home.
16:01Do you really think this place has asbestos in it?
16:04I don't know.
16:06There's worse ways to go, I suppose.
16:07God, yeah.
16:08My auntie got eaten by wasps.
16:11What?
16:12She stung to death?
16:13No.
16:14She was eaten.
16:19Scabby Queen!
16:20I win!
16:21I win!
16:22No, you don't.
16:23You have to get rid of the Queen.
16:24You lost.
16:25Sorry.
16:26I still don't get this game.
16:27Hand them over.
16:39How's it going with Nobzilla?
16:41He can't come.
16:43So the other night, we're like going and going.
16:47And I'm losing my shit.
16:49And I, you know...
16:50Reached the summit.
16:51Yeah.
16:52But he, like, slipped and dropped the yogurt.
16:55No, I wish.
16:56He faked it.
16:58You sure?
17:01I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
17:03Maybe he was nervous or something.
17:05Ruby and Olivia think I should dunk him.
17:08They say he's bringing down my social status, but...
17:11The thing is, he can be really sweet when nobody's watching.
17:15I don't know why he listens to these dickheads.
17:17If you like him, do what you want.
17:20Tits.
17:21They're looking for me.
17:24Thanks for the game.
17:25No worries.
17:25And the chat.
17:29Oh, and...
17:30Don't worry.
17:31You were never here.
17:32Ta-ra, lad.
17:33See you later, Pit.
17:39Hiya!
17:41Where have you been?
17:42Nowhere.
17:43Biology went over.
17:44We thought you were doing it with your whale dick boyfriend.
17:47You know he's a delinquent, right?
17:52Yuck.
17:52Is that ham?
17:53We're vegan now, remember?
17:55Oh, right.
17:55Yeah, I forgot.
17:56Have you been smoking again?
17:57No, I haven't.
17:59Good.
17:59Because smoking is definitely not vegan.
18:04My ham.
18:12Got the money?
18:14You taking the piss?
18:17Take it and leave it.
18:27Tell anyone and I'll maim you.
18:28It's better be your name.
18:29Cheers.
18:32Cheers.
18:45Cheers.
19:11You're on time.
19:12How long is this going to take, new kids?
19:14I'm already bored.
19:19Have you got any Nesquik?
19:22I need Nana.
19:33Do you want to get monged?
19:35Um, no.
19:47Why is there a minge on your wall?
19:48What?
19:49Where?
19:50That's...
19:51That's just an orchid.
19:53That's my mum.
19:54Super into flora and fauna.
19:57Oh, er, look, maybe not inside.
20:00Sorry.
20:02I mean, Adam, we've only been working for half an hour, so...
20:06Yeah, you should keep going.
20:12That's it, just rolling the testicle between...
20:14There's a ball bag on the TV.
20:16Good.
20:17Sorry.
20:17Sorry.
20:18I, er...
20:19I forgot to take my DVD out.
20:21It's my...
20:22It's my porn.
20:23Bit old school.
20:25You should get on Pornhub.
20:27There's loads of stuff on there.
20:28You could watch a CGI demon fuck a horse.
20:33I need to piss.
20:35Upstairs.
20:36On your right.
21:10I need to piss.
22:03I need to piss.
22:05I need to piss.
22:09Adam?
22:11Get in here!
22:14Adam!
22:19Got a sex dungeon.
22:20No, no, this is not.
22:22I...
22:22I can explain.
22:23This is my mum's office.
22:25And she's a therapist.
22:26She's a sex therapist.
22:27I don't know what that is.
22:28She helps people with sex problems.
22:30She's a prostitute?
22:31No.
22:32Like a pimp.
22:33No, no.
22:33She's like a shrink.
22:35But instead of talking about mental health stuff, she talks about sex.
22:39People's sex lives.
22:41She helps people bone better.
22:43Yes, in essence.
22:47Look, um...
22:49Could you not tell anyone about this, please?
22:53Otis, darling.
22:54We're home.
23:17It is chronic shit.
23:21I'm already hungry.
23:24It's snack time.
23:34It's snack time.
23:35Mum's cool.
23:37Why aren't you cool?
23:39She's hot.
23:40Why didn't you say she was hot?
23:42Because she's my mum.
23:43I mean, seriously, you're adopted.
23:46No.
23:47Then why are you so shit?
23:48Adam?
23:49Yeah?
23:51Do you smoke every day?
23:53Yeah.
23:54Yeah, most days, Mrs, um...
23:56Oh, you just call me, Jean.
23:58You know, they've been doing some interesting studies with cannabis.
24:01They're just starting to wake up to its health benefits.
24:04Yeah?
24:04Like, um...
24:06How it makes everything funny.
24:09You know?
24:09Like your face.
24:10Yeah.
24:10Ever so serious.
24:12Like, uh, Atlas.
24:14LAUGHTER
24:21However, it has been linked to early-onset impotence.
24:27Nothing conclusive yet.
24:30But you have to be careful with how much smoke.
24:32Mum.
24:33I only bring it up because I have a number of clients
24:37who were heavy drug users at your age,
24:40and now they have trouble with sexual performance.
24:44Sexual performance?
24:45They have trouble finishing.
24:49Ejaculation.
24:50Yeah.
24:50Jizz.
24:51Spunk.
24:53Man milk.
24:54Bump!
24:55Jesus Christ!
24:55I don't have a problem with that.
24:56What makes you think I've got a problem with that?
24:59I didn't say you had a problem with that.
25:03But if you want to talk...
25:04I...
25:05OK.
25:06I'm going to go.
25:07I'm going to go.
25:10OK, Adam!
25:11Nice to meet you!
25:13Mum.
25:14Come and hang out again!
25:16Adam!
25:18Adam!
25:18Wait.
25:19Wait.
25:19You and your mum are freaks.
25:30I hope I didn't touch a nerve.
25:33Your friend is very sensitive.
25:36Ooh, my mouth is immensely dry.
25:38Mum, how many times have I said,
25:40you can't go around therapising people you don't know?
25:42Your generation is so touchy.
25:45Inflammation is in power.
25:47No!
25:47It's fucked up!
25:48OK.
25:49Calm down.
25:51Take a breath.
25:52Let's...
25:54Let the negative energy dissipate.
26:09I'm sorry I yelled.
26:12I'm sorry if I upset your friend.
26:19Come on.
26:30Sweetheart.
26:35I've noticed you're pretending to masturbate
26:38and I was wondering if you wanted to talk about it.
26:42It was the hand cream that gave it away
26:44and, well, the magazine was a bit overkill.
26:48Anyway, I want you to know
26:50that you can talk to me about anything.
26:52No judgement.
26:54This is a safe place.
26:56This is not a safe place, Mum.
26:57You need to stop analysing everything I do.
27:01I will when you stop creating performative situations
27:05that you clearly want me to observe.
27:09OK.
27:10I'm going to my room because I'm angry
27:13and I need some space.
27:15OK.
27:16We'll talk about it when you're ready.
27:23You today.
27:255th December.
27:34I was the bonnet.
27:367th December.
27:53Eric, come and help your mother.
27:55Get me down in a minute.
27:57There's just one time that I just can't stand.
28:02I can't stand.
28:13I can't stand.
28:15I can't stand.
28:17I can't stand.
28:20I can't stand.
28:32Did you...
28:33You know?
28:35Yeah.
28:36I'd tell you if I didn't.
28:39Don't want to drive you home?
28:40Nope.
28:41Where do you live?
28:42Honestly, I'm fine.
28:43Come on, let me drive you home.
28:44We're just fucking Jackson.
28:46We don't need to know each other's postcodes.
28:48See you at school.
28:49Come on.
28:49Come on.
28:51Come on.
29:05Come on.
29:16Come on.
29:20You're five minutes past curfew.
29:23Sorry, Dad.
29:25Lost track of time.
29:26Don't let it happen again.
29:29You know the rules.
29:39You can have it back in the morning.
29:50Hello, lover.
29:51Oh, fuck.
29:52How did you get in?
29:53You've got to go.
29:58Oh, your hand's a bit dry.
30:12Can you not even get hard now?
30:15Am I that bad?
30:16Yes.
30:17No.
30:17No, I meant no.
30:18I got confused.
30:20I don't know why I bother.
30:25Well, no, leave out the window.
30:30Good night, Mr. Bro.
30:32Good night, Mr. Bro.
30:34What is wrong with you?
30:36Adam, get down here now.
30:46Your mum talked to Adam about ejaculation.
30:49She used the words man now.
30:51Oh, my.
30:52It's worse than I thought.
30:54I mean, I mean, it's fine.
30:56He was baked.
30:57He's probably forgotten all about it.
30:59Shit.
31:00Shit.
31:01Shit.
31:02Don't mind.
31:07Watch where you're going, fag.
31:08Hey, Adam, you know homophobia is so 2008, right?
31:12Totes passe.
31:20Thanks, Anwar.
31:21Not your friends.
31:22Okay.
31:24I see.
31:25I told you he'd forget.
31:26All right, let's see.
31:27Let's do it.
31:27Yeah.
31:43Let's do it.
31:44All right.
31:44Hey.
31:47Hey.
31:48Hey.
31:49Hey.
31:49Hey.
31:51Hey.
31:53Hey.
31:54Hi.
31:55Hey.
32:07Why is he trying to shabby shabby?
32:10He'll fight you until he gets up.
32:12Why is he shabby?
32:29Great, it's you.
32:31I get it. You're mean.
32:34OK, so, what was going to be biology is now an emergency SRE class.
32:43Apparently there's been an outbreak of pubic lice
32:45and Mr Groff felt you needed a refresher.
32:48Lucky me, eh?
32:50I'm joking, this is actually going to be incredibly awkward.
32:53You'll be working in pairs, you'll need worksheets,
32:57two prophylactics and a plastic cuck and bars.
33:23Jesus Christ.
33:26What's next?
33:34Er, it's not the hymen.
33:37I think I know what the hymen is, but thanks.
33:39Eh, well, I mean, you're quite wrong.
33:43What is it then?
33:44They are the para-urethral glands.
33:50The female prostate.
33:53Where's the hymen then?
33:58Hymen.
34:01Ah!
34:07See me after.
34:13Okay, bones away, please.
34:16Bones away.
34:17People.
34:19What?
34:22The head of the penis is incredibly sensitive.
34:25Feel free to simulate it with your fingers in circular motion.
34:29As he gets closer to orgasm,
34:31you can speed up.
34:32You'll feel him throbbing in your hands
34:34like a volcano about to erupt.
34:37Look at that.
34:39Here we go.
34:40I can feel it.
34:41Look, it's throbbing.
34:42Okay, can we turn this off, please?
34:43It's throbbing!
34:45Here we go.
34:47Oh, that's fantastic.
34:50And then he comes.
34:53Can you go and see if he's all right?
34:58Okay, thank you, everyone.
35:00That's enough drama for today.
35:05Oh, God.
35:11Do you want one?
35:19Is that really your mum?
35:21Could have been a lot worse.
35:23She could have been stroking an actual penis.
35:27I just think I'm going to die now.
35:29Don't worry about it.
35:31Speaking as a long-term member of the Moordale Social Prior Club,
35:34you'll survive.
35:36Jesus!
35:53Oh, God.
35:55Oh, God.
36:00Oh, God.
36:01Oh, God.
36:04Don't go.
36:06Help me.
36:07I know it was you who sent that video around.
36:10So?
36:10So I'm not going to help you.
36:11Please.
36:12You kid, it feels like it's going to explode and not in a good way.
36:15Well, that's not my problem.
36:16No, wait.
36:18Please, don't go.
36:19Should we get the nurse?
36:21No.
36:21No, you can't tell anyone.
36:23What if she dies or something?
36:24Dies?
36:25Adam.
36:27What did you take?
36:30Viagra.
36:31How much Viagra?
36:34Hey, look, um, think of this room as being four walls of trust.
36:39Anything you say is fine.
36:41There's no judgment.
36:42Three Viagras.
36:43Jesus Christ.
36:44You said there was going to be no judgment.
36:46Sorry.
36:46Is three Viagras bad?
36:47Her reaction made it seem like it was bad.
36:49I feel lightheaded and I can taste scamping.
36:51No wonder you could besiege a castle with that thing.
36:52I said stop staring at it.
36:54Sorry, it's like a third leg.
36:58What now?
37:01We wait.
37:07How's it looking?
37:09Still large.
37:11Still...
37:12angry.
37:13Where did you even get the Viagra from?
37:15None of your business.
37:16Please don't tell me you got it from your dad.
37:21Didn't.
37:24Why did she take it?
37:25Oh, I don't know.
37:27I heard it gives you a good buzz.
37:28Maybe she should try it sometime instead of being such a joy fucker.
37:30He's having dick problems.
37:31Yeah, what would you know, Wiley?
37:33Girls talk, Claude Paul.
37:34Amy said you can't come.
37:42Too much pressure.
37:45What is?
37:45Everyone knows I've got a giant penis.
37:47So you wanted to make it bigger?
37:48No, I just wanted it to get hard.
37:51Well, why do you think it couldn't?
37:53I don't know.
37:55I just can't stop thinking about stuff I'm shagging.
37:57What if I'm not good at this?
37:59Maybe I'm doing it wrong.
38:00Maybe she knows I'm doing it wrong.
38:01What if my dad walks in?
38:02What if my dad walks in and it's right when I'm blowing my load and I can't stop and he
38:06sees
38:06my jizz face?
38:06What if...
38:07Okay, um, yeah.
38:09No, we get it.
38:12Okay.
38:13Well, sounds to me like you're experiencing some performance anxiety.
38:20Perhaps the mythology surrounding the size of your penis doesn't help things.
38:24It is interesting you mention your father.
38:27How does being the headmaster's son affect you?
38:29Well, shit, obviously.
38:31Go on.
38:32Everyone's watching me all the time.
38:34Everyone's like, there goes Adam Groff.
38:36Headmaster's son.
38:37He's got a big, massive elephant's cock.
38:38I've got feelings.
38:44I guess that I wish I could be a normal kid with a normal dick and a normal dad.
39:01I think that you need to own your narrative, not let it control you.
39:08Yes, you have a large appendage.
39:11And yes, you're very visible in the school due to your father's position.
39:14But neither is likely to change.
39:16But your outlook can.
39:19Does that make sense?
39:21Not really.
39:23It shouldn't matter what anyone in the school thinks.
39:26You are who you are.
39:28Don't let anyone take that away from you.
39:30So everyone's wrong and I'm basically...
39:34awesome.
39:36Be proud of your penis.
39:38And your heritage.
39:40Because neither are going anywhere.
39:42You should work with what you've got.
39:53It's going down, new kid.
39:56Thank God.
40:01You won't tell anyone about this, will you?
40:04You said that thing about the four walls of trust or whatever.
40:06We won't tell anyone.
40:07If you leave my friend Eric alone.
40:11For good.
40:12Trombone.
40:13It's your choice.
40:15Fine.
40:17I think you owe us an apology.
40:23Sorry for sending the video around.
40:26But your mum really got in my head, new kid.
40:30She's like some kind of...
40:32sexy witch.
40:42Well, that was unusual.
40:46See you when I notice.
41:01Do you think Headmaster Groff is well, aren't you?
41:05Yogurt's vegan.
41:06Right.
41:18Can I have everyone's attention, please?
41:22I have something to say.
41:24My name is Adam Groff.
41:26Headmaster Groff is my dad.
41:27Which is weird, because I'm quite shit at school.
41:33And this...
41:35This is my dick.
41:45Yes, it is large.
41:48But I've done some googling.
41:49And it's actually just above average.
41:52In terms of worldwide adult statistics.
41:56So, yeah.
41:57That's me.
42:00And that's my dick.
42:13You have to break up with him.
42:16Yeah, I do.
42:26I have to tell you something.
42:29Oh!
42:30Oh!
42:31I'm holding my narrative.
42:32I'm holding my narrative.
42:35I know you hurt, because you can't stop.
42:37No, you hurt, because you can't stop.
42:39No, you hurt, because you can't stop.
42:42Oh!
42:44Oh!
42:45Oh!
42:46Oh!
42:46Oh!
42:48Oh!
42:49I own it.
42:53Oh!
42:55Oh!
42:56Welcome back, old friend.
42:57How I've missed you.
42:59Oh!
43:01What did you want to talk about?
43:04We have to break up.
43:08We just had sex.
43:10Yeah.
43:11I wanted to do it one last time.
43:13For, like, memories.
43:16I don't understand.
43:18I thought it was me.
43:20But it's definitely you.
43:22What is?
43:24Everything.
43:26Just everything about us is wrong.
43:30Sorry.
43:32But it's over.
43:42Adam Goss, to the headmaster's office, please.
43:48Adam Goss, to the headmaster's office, please.
43:55And thank you for coming.
44:04Do you have any idea what you have done?
44:08I've had multiple parents threaten to take their children out of school.
44:11They were going to charge you with public indecency if I hadn't intervened.
44:17Detention for the rest of town.
44:19What?
44:19Dad, you heard me.
44:21Get out.
44:24Get out.
44:25Look at you.
44:34I broke up with Adam.
44:36Still couldn't come.
44:37No, he did.
44:38They had goodbye sex.
44:40Thing is, school's hard enough without having to date an actual flasher.
44:43I think I need to find someone a bit more socially acceptable.
44:46Rewrite, he came.
44:47Yeah.
44:48It's like something clicked in his brain.
44:50Boom.
45:10All the flaws I've told the yell-ho.
45:13Down in London, town's a go-go.
45:16With the record selection and the mirror's reflection.
45:19I'm dancing with myself.
45:21When there's no one else inside.
45:24In the crowd and lonely night.
45:27Well, I wait so long for my love vibration.
45:30And I'm dancing with myself.
45:32I'm dancing with myself.
45:35I'm dancing with myself.
45:37When there's nothing to lose inside.
45:39There's nothing to lose.
45:40I'm dancing with myself.
45:43Oh, oh, oh.
45:48Oh, oh, oh, oh.
45:51Oh, oh, oh.
45:53Oh, oh, oh.
45:55Oh, oh, oh.
45:55Oh, oh, oh.
45:56Oh, oh, oh.
46:05Oh!
46:07Ah!
46:09Stop!
46:11Stop!
46:12Oh!
46:13Oh!
46:13Stop!
46:15Ok.
46:16Just keep going!
46:17No!
46:19Oh!
46:20Oh!
46:21Oh!
46:21Fuck!
46:22Fuck!
46:23PHONE RINGS
46:54PHONE RINGS
46:55Oh, very sorry. This isn't the bathroom.
47:00No, this is not the bathroom.
47:01I'm Harry, by the way.
47:14Mum?
47:15Yes, darling?
47:16I can't masturbate.
47:21Sweetheart, I'm glad you...
47:22I can't masturbate. I don't want to talk about it.
47:25I'm dealing with it on my own.
47:28Thank you for telling me.
47:36Yeah, I think I'd better leave too.
47:39I think that's probably best.
47:51What?
47:53Only 376 days of six room left.
47:56Yeah!
47:57I thought this was supposed to be the best two years of our lives.
48:00So, at least you got Adam to leave me alone.
48:02Thank you very much for that, man.
48:04We had a deal.
48:05Yeah, your advice was shit.
48:06My girlfriend's broken up with me.
48:08Everyone's got a picture of my lovely big dick.
48:11Deal's off.
48:13See you later.
48:15Trombone.
48:21See?
48:22That's why you always wear a helmet.
48:26Um, Maeve Wiley's coming straight over here.
48:29She's literally walking straight towards us with purpose.
48:34Otis, Otis, Otis.
48:36Okay, she's here.
48:37Nice helmet.
48:39Safety first.
48:40Can I talk to you for a sec?
48:44Oh, do you want me...
48:46Do you want me to go?
48:47Yeah.
48:48Okay.
48:50I'll just, um...
48:52Leave then.
48:53Shall I?
49:02What did you wanna talk about?
49:06See those two over there?
49:07The one on the right has never been in a lesbian relationship before.
49:11She's terrified of her new girlfriend's vagina.
49:14See her?
49:15She believes that flicking the bean might make her clit drop off.
49:18She hates herself.
49:20But she just can't stop wanking.
49:22See them?
49:24Yeah, he's definitely giving everyone pubic lice.
49:27What's your point?
49:29The students at this school need your help, Otis.
49:32And we need their money.
49:34I haven't really worked out the details yet, but I'm good with numbers, so...
49:36I'll deal with the business end of things, and you can do the therapy.
49:39We'll charge for every appointment and split the cash.
49:41Therapy?
49:42Yeah, sex therapy.
49:44You have a gift?
49:45It would be irresponsible to waste it.
49:46Look how your heart's at him.
49:48But I didn't.
49:49He hates me now.
49:50He came, Otis.
49:53Your words made him come.
49:56Sort of.
50:00Look, I haven't got a date. Are you in or out?
50:04Okay, fine. Don't worry about it.
50:12Maeve! Wait, wait!
50:17I'm in!
50:20One time gets you nothing.
50:22Everything all at one time.
50:25I need a sex education right away.
50:28I need a sex education right away.
50:32I'm in the same situation every day.
50:35I need a sex education right away.
50:40Too little time to clear my mind.
50:43I'm too wound up by the afternoon.
50:46React in the moment and self-flege late in the evening.
50:52Too many times my tongue got tired and I'm too wound up.
50:56Now to tell the truth to die, man.
50:59For the moment to tell myself I believe it.
51:04Oh, everything all at one time gets you nothing.
51:07Everything all at one time.
51:11Everything all at one time gets you nothing.
51:14Everything all at one time.
51:17I need a sex education right away.
51:20I need a sex education right away.
51:24I need a sex education right away.
51:25I'm in the same situation every day.
51:27I need a sex education right away.
51:39You don't even want to tell my family right away.
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