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مسلسل Sex Education مترجم - Episode 2
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00:23You
00:23I'll get the light
00:30Where have you gone?
00:31I'm up here
00:33Oh yeah, let me get on the top
00:35Oh, stop here
00:37Where's your head?
00:39Oh my balls
00:40Right, I'm getting the light
00:42No, no, don't
00:43Oh my dick
00:48What the fuck?
00:50You dirty bastard
01:04So, when Clara says she doesn't think you want to have sex with her anymore
01:08How does that make you feel?
01:12Bad
01:14Descriptive words, Tim?
01:18Um...
01:18Really bad
01:22All right, Clara
01:23I'd really like to see you
01:25Focus on what you'll actually feel
01:30Hello
01:35Hello
01:38Hello
01:38Hello
01:39My name is Milburn
01:41I am a sex therapist
01:44How do you feel?
01:45How do you...
01:48Feel
01:48Today?
02:00So it's rom-com night
02:01I'm thinking 1980s Julia Roberts
02:04Or early noughties Kate Hudson
02:06What's your preference?
02:08Um, what...
02:09What makes a good therapist?
02:12Just curious
02:14Well...
02:15I guess some therapists get into it for the wrong reasons
02:17They do it for money or status
02:19They think of it as a...
02:21Career rather than a vocation
02:23But it...
02:24It's just a job
02:25Sure
02:26A job where...
02:28One wrong word could trigger a nervous breakdown
02:30Resulting in decades of emotional damage
02:33A good therapist
02:34You know...
02:35A good therapist
02:37I guess understands the weight of that responsibility
02:40That sounds intense
02:42Well it's a fine balance
02:43Listening to people
02:44Without inserting yourself into their reality
02:48So it's not about you
02:50Hmm...
02:51Exactly
02:53But more importantly
02:54Roberts
02:56Or Hudson
02:56Um...
02:58Roberts
02:59Okay
03:00Roberts it is
03:09You're wearing a tie
03:12Yeah
03:12Yeah...
03:12I suppose I am
03:15It's Amy G's house party tonight
03:17Yeah...
03:18And?
03:18And!
03:19Apparently last time Wilhelm and Tom drank 14 Jaeger bombs and nearly drowned in a hot tub
03:24We need an invite
03:25I bet you've given up on ZigBomb
03:26You have the memory of a goldfish
03:28An eternally optimistic goldfish
03:30Who's that?
03:31Hello Otis
03:32Hi
03:35It's one of my mum's recent conquests
03:38Poor guy
03:45Hello?
03:46Harry
03:47Harry
03:48Sorry, I'm bad with names
03:51What can I do for you Harry?
03:53Well I was just passing through and I thought maybe we could pop and get a bit of breakfast together
03:56I had a good time the other night
03:58It's so rare to find a woman who really listens, you know
04:00I see
04:02I'm about to teach a vagina workshop
04:06So...
04:06No?
04:08Well how about tonight then?
04:10Dinner?
04:10I've got plans tonight
04:11Sometime this week
04:12Look Harry
04:13I'm really sorry if I gave you the wrong impression
04:16I'm not interested in dating anyone
04:17I'm extremely busy with work and raising my son
04:21And I just have no room in my life for the kind of intimacy that you are clearly craving
04:25But I really commend you on your directness and your bravado
04:29And I really hope that you find what you're looking for
04:32Goodbye now
04:56You're particularly odd today
04:58Who is it?
05:06Hi
05:07Hey it's Maeve
05:08Maeve, hi
05:08We need to talk
05:09Yes
05:12Hello
05:13Help
05:14Maeve Wiley is calling you
05:15No
05:16Why is he not?
05:17No, no, no
05:17Why is he?
05:18He's dating
05:18Help me
05:20Hello
05:20Hello
05:23Okay
05:25Explain
05:25I did something stupid
05:27Maeve asked me to set up the sex therapy thing
05:29To help students with their problems for money
05:31And I agreed
05:32And I'm thinking I shouldn't have
05:33Because I...
05:34I'm all confused
05:35And hot
05:36She wants you to be a sex therapist
05:38Yes
05:38But you can't wait
05:39I know and I'm 16 years old and I feel...
05:41I mean...
05:43Okay, okay, okay
05:44Okay, okay
05:45Take a chill pill
05:47So think about it
05:48This could be awesome
05:50A sex therapist
05:51Listen, knowledge is power
05:53Power is status
05:54And status means popular
05:56You can be popular
05:57I don't want to be popular
05:58I just want to be a guy in the corner that no one knows
06:01You know, and they say
06:02Who's that guy?
06:02And they go, she's just a guy in the corner
06:04Wait, you want to be in a corner?
06:07Yes
06:07Otis, man
06:08Are you really saying you don't want to hang out with Maeve Wiley?
06:14But she's not popular
06:16She's scary
06:17Exactly
06:18She's better than popular because she's cool
06:20And she's the best kind of cool because no one in this place even knows it yet
06:24But you don't want to hang out with her, I get it
06:31I think I want to hang out with her
06:34Yes
06:34I don't know, maybe
06:35I don't know
06:36Of course you do
06:38Now lose the tie
06:39You look like a Mormon
06:41Listen, you're going to have to fake it until you make it
06:44Can you do that?
06:48Yes
06:49Okay
06:49Let's get on with our day
06:52Ah!
06:53Hey, Pissy Laps
06:54Something on your phone?
06:55I don't have a phone
06:56What?
06:57I do
06:57It's broken, right?
06:59Reception
06:59I need to get it fixed at the car phone warehouse
07:01Thank goodness
07:02Great insurance
07:03Woo!
07:04Stopped speaking
07:05Found us a client
07:07Okay
07:07Woo!
07:08Great
07:08Fantastic
07:09Meet me in the toilets at break for this session
07:11Sorry, wait, break?
07:13Today?
07:14Yeah
07:14Is that okay?
07:19Yes
07:20Hi
07:21Um, we've never officially met
07:23I'm, um
07:24I'm Eric
07:25His numero uno
07:26So to speak
07:29Button's done up wrong
07:32It's a new look
07:33It's like an encore
07:35Button's done up wrong
07:37How fabulous
07:39Don't be late
07:44Okay, we need to go
07:46We need to go now
07:47Now
07:51Good morning, arse bandit
07:53Sorry, Adam
07:54Mum says I can't hang out with you anymore
07:57Why not?
07:59She says you're
08:00You know
08:00A sex pervert
08:02See you at Amy's party, man
08:08Remember
08:09Remember
08:09All of these chemicals are highly flammable
08:13Okay?
08:14Sir, we did this experiment last year at Mr. Morehouse
08:16Well then you'll be an expert, won't you, Trimble?
08:18Just get on with it, please
08:20Thank you
08:23We're finished, Adam
08:48What do you bring him for?
08:50Uh, where he goes, I go
08:52Whatever
08:52She's in there
08:53Gag reflex problems
08:55She vomed on her boyfriend's penis
08:58Scandalous
08:59Um
09:00Do I have to look at her?
09:02No
09:02Think of it like confession
09:05What are you waiting for?
09:08No
09:09Sorry, sorry
09:24Hello?
09:26Hello, I'm your therapist
09:28Say
09:31How might I observe you?
09:33This is weird
09:33Can't we just talk face to face?
09:35No
09:35We shouldn't see each other
09:37How can I help you?
09:39Didn't Maeve tell you?
09:40I just, I don't want to say it again
09:41Yes
09:42Yes, you, uh
09:44You encountered some problems
09:46During fellatio
09:47Which resulted in you experiencing
09:49A bout of emesis, correct?
09:51Emesis?
09:52Uh, vomiting
09:53Yeah, I puked on his dick, alright
09:55He says I shouldn't give BJ's anymore
09:57But if I don't go down on him
09:58Then he won't go down on me
09:59So what do I do?
10:00What do I do?
10:02Well
10:04Human sexuality is
10:06Far more varied than you might realise
10:08And
10:08Each person
10:10Has a history
10:11Of unique experiences
10:12Which translates
10:13Into their connection
10:14With a chosen sexual partner
10:16Or indeed partners
10:18What?
10:19Well, did you know
10:20That humans
10:21Are not the only species
10:22To perform fellatio
10:23Bats
10:24Have been known to partake
10:24What do bats have to do with any of this?
10:26Well, at the zoo
10:27I once saw a chinchilla
10:28Fellate itself
10:35Oh
10:35Hello?
10:37Oh, you forgot to pay
10:38I'm not paying for that psycho in there
10:40To take the piss
10:40I don't know why I trusted you in the first place
10:43Oh
10:44Oh
10:44You owe me
10:45Whatever, slack
10:47What the hell did you do?
10:49Um
10:50I might have said something about chinchillas giving blowjobs
10:53I'm sorry
10:54I got nervous
10:54You're supposed to give advice
10:55Not traumatise people
10:56Okay, well, I was going to say
10:58That to properly identify
10:59Why she experienced emesis
11:00During fellatio
11:00I would need to get a more accurate understanding
11:02Of her social and sexual history
11:04But she left
11:05What the hell is emesis?
11:06You know, vomiting
11:08That poor girl just wanted to know how to suck a dick
11:10Well, thing is
11:12I don't think I'm very good at this whole therapy thing
11:14That's not true
11:15I've seen you do it
11:16You're like some sort of
11:18Strange sex savant
11:19It's weird, but impressive
11:22We need to find some more clients
11:23And you need to work on your delivery skills
11:25Try speaking like a normal 16 year old next time, alright?
11:28Let's hope Olivia doesn't tell anyone
11:32She's really disappointed in you
11:37Hey Maeve!
11:38I want a fucking tube killer, can you help?
11:43I think she may have told people
11:44What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
11:47Kelly Clarkson, poet
11:49Nietzsche
11:50Nietzsche
11:50I'm alright
11:52How'd your mum get clients then?
11:54Word of mouth, I guess
11:57Client testimonials
11:58We've only had one of the client
12:03Any other ideas?
12:06You know the pretzel place in Pine Land Shopping Centre?
12:08Every time they give you a free sample, what do you do?
12:13You buy a pretzel, obviously
12:14People don't trust your product because they haven't tried it yet
12:18Product samples
12:19That's actually a good idea
12:21What are you doing tonight?
12:22Watching a selection of Julia Roberts movies with my mum
12:25He's kidding!
12:26Why'd you ask?
12:27We need to go somewhere teenagers have a lot of sex
12:31The bushes behind science block A
12:34Amy's house party
12:36Put your good shirts on boys
12:38It's part of the time
12:41It's part of the time
12:43What are you doing?
12:45It's so funny!
12:46What are you doing?
12:48What are you doing?
12:53How does that look?
12:54Like a satsuma
12:56It's monochrome
12:57I'll take your word for it
12:59Do I look alright?
13:01You look like Otis
13:03Was that a good or a bad thing?
13:04Well, neither
13:05You just look like Otis
13:07You've never asked me about your appearance before
13:09Is this the Maeve effect per chance?
13:12I hate this shirt
13:13And I hate crowds
13:14I hate parties
13:16Eric, I don't want to go
13:17We have to go
13:18We've been waiting our entire school lives for this
13:20Speak for yourself
13:21I don't care
13:22Well, Maeve cares, so
13:25What are you doing?
13:26Eric, just be careful with
13:28Hey
13:30You need to loosen up
13:40I don't dance
13:42What's the point of having another music then?
13:44To listen to
13:44I sit very still
13:45And I appreciate the music
13:47Come on
13:48You know you want to
13:50There will be no dancing
13:53Darzy
13:54Darzy
13:55Darzy
13:56Darzy
13:56That's right
13:57Eric, I'll go
13:58Okay, come, come, come
14:00Wait
14:02It will be your thing
14:04The hat man
14:05Mm-hmm
14:09Hey!
14:10Come on, we're gonna slay!
14:11Come, come, come, come, come
14:13Darling, you're wearing a hat
14:15And I'm all orange
14:17Yes, I can see that
14:19Are you joining us on movie night, Eric?
14:20Yeah
14:21Actually, we're going out
14:23Oh
14:24Where are you going?
14:26Nowhere
14:26A party
14:27An actual party
14:29That we have actually been invited to
14:30Not technically invited
14:31Who's party?
14:32There's no one's
14:33Sure
14:33Amy Gibbs
14:34She's like one of the most popular girls in school
14:36Mm-hmm
14:37Mm-hmm
14:43Are you wearing after-save, Otis?
14:45Is there someone special that you're going to meet tonight?
14:48Oh, well
14:48No, it's just
14:49A party
14:51Very normal
14:52Boring
14:53In fact, utterly platonic
14:54Right
14:55Well
14:56If you're going to do drugs tonight
14:58Remember to buddy up
14:59Mum
14:59And look after one another
15:01Let me get you some condoms
15:02No, thanks, Mum
15:03Bye
15:14Come in
15:20You know Jonathan is sensitive to loud noise
15:24Sorry Cynthia, I'll turn it down
15:26And also
15:28I wish I was a charity left
15:30Look, I said I'll have the money by Monday, alright?
15:33You alright?
15:35Oh
15:39Let's open our pregnancy
15:41Thanks
15:42Mmm
16:04I'll grab one of those too, please
16:07Any preference?
16:08Wife is cheapest
16:13How old are you, sweetheart?
16:15Twelve
16:16Wish I knew who the father was
16:19528
16:20Thanks
16:26Oh my gosh
16:28Bet you they have loads of toilets
16:31It's a bit quiet, isn't it?
16:33It doesn't start till 8.30
16:35Oh, it's only 8.15
16:38On time is late
16:39What does that even mean?
16:41Late is late
16:41Early is early
16:42And we are very early
16:44Er, what are you doing?
16:46Ringing the butter
16:46No, you're not
16:47We're going to wait until other people get here
16:49Eric, that's being very silly
16:51Eric, that's being very silly
16:52Ediths, I just told you not to ring that doorbell
16:54I don't know what's wrong
17:05You look like you pooed yourself
17:07You will die
17:09Eric
17:11Why did you ruin my trousers?
17:14What's wrong with you?
17:15You will die
17:16By fire
17:17And by force
17:18Because I'm sick of it
17:20I'm sick of this behaviour, man
17:26Hey Maeve
17:28You look fierce
17:29You look like a wotsit
17:31Nice hat
17:33Hey
17:34I think we're going to have to go home
17:35Because he's ruined his trousers
17:37Looks like he's done a poo
17:38That's fine
17:39We're going to the party
17:40Yeah
17:44It's a bit
17:45Early
17:46Isn't it?
17:47We're here for business
17:49Okay
17:51How come she can ring her?
17:52She's not you
17:53Is she?
17:55Here goes
18:10I'm going to make it
18:13I'm going to make it
18:14I know
18:14Where's the person who's not?
18:37I know
18:39I know
18:39I know
18:39I know
19:00I don't know.
19:11I don't know.
19:11This is brilliant!
19:13I think I've got most of it off.
19:15It's very crowded in here.
19:17Definitely over capacity.
19:18Relax, you're 16.
19:20Relax, you're 16.
19:23Otis, you scope out the sober virgins and I'll take the hockey team.
19:26Er, what about me?
19:29Go talk to Anwar.
19:30I can't, I'm too nervous.
19:32Anwar's his unrequited crash.
19:34Oh, good excuse to break the ice, go on.
19:37I heard a rumor that his ex broke up with him
19:38because he didn't want to finger his bum hole.
19:40Okay.
19:41So?
19:42Yuck.
19:43I'll speak to Anwar.
19:46That was my shot, you dick.
19:48Sorry.
19:49That's...
19:49I've seen people do it in films.
19:51Asshole.
19:53Remember, be subtle.
19:54Be subtle.
19:57Go on then.
19:58Do your thing.
20:10Ginger beer is the S-H-I-T.
20:12Really?
20:13I'm a cranberry juice sort of guy.
20:14Cranberry juice is good for thrush.
20:17You know, thrush, it's a vaginal discharge.
20:23So, I'm giving out free sex advice tonight.
20:27If anyone's got any STIs?
20:34Okay.
20:35Bye then.
20:42Hey!
20:43Hey!
20:43Hey!
20:43Can you do the outside, please?
20:45And not with the cushions.
20:48Hey, babe!
20:49You came!
20:50More people are coming, right?
20:51We can't be seen at a lame party.
20:53I think so.
20:54Yeah.
20:55Do you want a drink?
20:56Sure.
20:57Great.
20:57Two Jack and Cokes and a vodka tonic.
20:59Olivia's on a diet.
21:03Two Jack and Cokes and a vodka tonic.
21:06In-depth sex advice.
21:08No charge.
21:09One night only.
21:10One night only!
21:12One night only!
21:13One night only!
21:13Surprise!
21:14Is it true your whole family's in prison?
21:19Hey!
21:20You're here?
21:21For now.
21:22Jackson, we're gonna go check out Amy's hot tub.
21:25Wanna join?
21:26Maybe later.
21:29It might be fun.
21:30Hot tubs aren't really my thing.
21:32What is your thing, then?
21:33Complex female characters.
21:36You hooking up with anyone here?
21:39No.
21:40Are you?
21:41Ask me in an hour.
21:53Hey!
21:54Guys!
21:55This party is totally lit!
21:58Say what?
22:01That is a really awesome shirt.
22:03Anwar looks so good on you.
22:05You look like a traffic car.
22:08So?
22:08Anwar, I had this really weird thing happen to me recently with a bum hole.
22:15Did you shit yourself?
22:17No.
22:18No, I did not.
22:20Look.
22:21Look.
22:21A good convo, guys.
22:22Do not shit myself.
22:24I have a fit for a hotel.
22:27I have a look.
22:28Are you like sports?
22:29No.
22:36I am a little bit.
22:37Go, girl.
22:37Oh!
22:38I am a little bit.
22:43You're not a little bit.
22:47It's better than I was a little bit.
22:51You ain't a little bit.
22:53I am $10 to 3.
22:54I'm an idiot, moron, stupid, hat man.
22:59I liked your hat.
23:03You enjoying the party?
23:06Not really.
23:07Me neither.
23:08I'm hiding from my boyfriend.
23:11Would you want some?
23:13No, thank you.
23:17Actually, okay then, yeah.
23:23Apparently I broke him.
23:25You broke up with your boyfriend?
23:27No.
23:28I broke him.
23:30Like a stick.
23:31He's like, why do you want to have sex with the lights on?
23:34And I'm like, well, I don't want you to see me naked.
23:36And then he just goes on and on and on.
23:41Dickhead.
23:42Why don't you want the lights on?
23:44Because I'm disgusting.
23:46Kate, you in there.
23:50I told you I broke him.
23:52Who's this guy?
23:53Oh, it's not like that, Sam.
23:55He's non-threatening.
23:56He's like a care bear.
23:58I was just telling him what a dickhead you are.
24:01Right, well, I'm gonna go.
24:04Why are you talking to him?
24:05Because you never listen to me.
24:06I do listen.
24:07I listen all the time.
24:08I have a nut in that case.
24:10I need to be-
24:18Hello?
24:19Amos, it's Adam.
24:20Oh, what do you want?
24:21We need to talk.
24:23You're not invited.
24:24Fuck off.
24:33Oh God, look.
24:52Adam?
24:54We need to sleep.
24:56New kid's mum.
25:04What are you doing?
25:05People think I've pooed myself.
25:06Will you suck it up?
25:07We need clients, Eric.
25:08Come on.
25:11All I want is to have sex like a normal person
25:13without breaking my arm.
25:15I need this arm to do things.
25:16Okay, well, all I want is to have sex in the dark.
25:18What's the big deal?
25:19Why can't you just accept that?
25:21Enough, enough.
25:21This is ineffective communication.
25:24Sam, if you want to tackle Kate's issues
25:27surrounding self-esteem
25:28whilst respecting your desire for visual stimulation,
25:31you need to establish a clear verbal intercourse.
25:34You mean like talking dirty?
25:35No, I mean stop passively hearing
25:38and start actively listening.
25:40Speak English, care bear man.
25:42Okay.
25:44Kate, you want to have sex with the lights off.
25:46Sam, you want to see Kate naked,
25:48but neither of you are listening.
25:50Who are you again?
25:52It doesn't matter who I am.
25:53This isn't about me.
25:54This is about you two.
25:58I just, I don't understand women.
26:01She, she likes me.
26:02She doesn't like me.
26:03She wants my giant dick.
26:05Sorry, my, uh, my large penis.
26:08And then she doesn't want to speak to me.
26:10It's just all very confusing, Mrs. Jean.
26:12Mrs. Jean.
26:14Well, you deserve closure.
26:16I mean, if the relationship is over,
26:19well,
26:21you could ask Amy for some clarity.
26:26Yeah, yeah.
26:27Mm.
26:28Yeah.
26:30Because you gave me a leg up.
26:34I think if she doesn't want you at her party,
26:38it's important that you respect her wishes.
26:41You're so wise.
26:45Like an old owl.
26:49Why are you here?
26:53I was taking my notice.
26:58Well, I thought my parents were controlling.
27:20Oh, fuck.
27:24Oh, fuck.
27:26Hello?
27:28Are you fucking kidding?
27:30Oi!
27:31Hey, wait!
27:36No, no roses!
27:39Oh, my parents are going to kill me.
27:41They barely got over the last party.
27:43Why do you have another one, then?
27:45Ruby and Olivia said they couldn't do it at their houses.
27:48Anyway, I love hosting.
27:50Do you think people are having a good time?
27:52Are you having a good time?
27:54I think so.
27:55None of the succulents!
27:59Oh, he's cute.
28:02What is it with you and Stoners?
28:04Doesn't he remind you of someone?
28:06Adam?
28:08No, I was thinking more like a boiled Ryan Gosling.
28:11No, Adam.
28:12I deserve closure!
28:13Everyone inside, no!
28:17You can smoke in the living room!
28:19I'm gonna fall around tonight.
28:22Sha-la-la-la-li, yeah.
28:25I knew everything gonna be alright.
28:29Sha-la-la-la-la-li, yeah.
28:32Sha-la-la-la-li, sha-la-la-la-li.
28:37Sha-la-la-la-la-la-li.
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29:30Idiot.
29:46Oh.
29:48Oh.
29:52Oh.
29:54Oh.
30:02Oh.
30:04Oh.
30:05Oh.
30:09Why do you face like the dentist?
30:11Stop talking.
30:14Frog.
30:14Frog.
30:45Oh, good, it's you again.
30:47Yeah?
30:48I heard about your problem.
30:59I can help you.
31:00Do what?
31:01Suck a dick!
31:05And what would you know about blowjobs, Trumpet boy?
31:07It's a French horn.
31:09Listen, I've seen a lot of gay porn.
31:11Plus, you're not the only person with a penis, you know?
31:14Anwar, I think we should let him help her.
31:18Yeah, go on then, Eric.
31:20Show her your skills.
31:21Great.
31:22Great.
31:23No, I need props.
31:26Oh, this is going to be funny.
31:29It better be.
31:29This party is a total bitch fest.
31:41Hey!
31:42Let me in.
31:44Open the door, you orange twats.
31:46I'm going to fucking kill you!
31:47Kate, you want to go first?
31:50Tell me something you like about Sam.
31:51I don't know.
31:53It's gone next to the eyelashes.
31:55This is stupid.
31:56Sam, we're listening now.
31:58Yeah?
32:00Your turn.
32:01Tell me about Kate.
32:05See, he thinks I'm gross.
32:07Stop saying that!
32:08Okay?
32:08Let's just, let's calm down and most importantly, listen.
32:12This isn't working.
32:13When we first started dating, I used to get tongue-tied and flustered.
32:17I still get like that sometimes.
32:19I can't believe she wants to be with me.
32:21I like everything about her.
32:24Everything.
32:26Do you hear what you're saying, Kate?
32:28Yeah.
32:29Well, I still don't believe it.
32:32Okay.
32:33Kate, what do you like about yourself?
32:35Nothing.
32:36Kate, I want you to name five things that you like about yourself.
32:39And it can be anything.
32:42Come on.
32:43I'm quite good at hockey.
32:46I can make dumplings from scratch, which is actually really hard.
32:50I have a photographic memory.
32:53I have this really spooky ability at guessing which nationality someone is just by the way they walk.
32:58She does.
32:59It is awesome.
33:01Come on, one more.
33:03I think I have nice hair.
33:05It's so shiny.
33:11If you don't like yourself, how are you supposed to believe that Sam does?
33:15I wish you could see yourself the way I do.
33:18Because you're the best.
33:21You've got this.
33:23I mean, this is great.
33:25I think we're making real progress.
33:29So keep it up.
33:30Okay.
33:31Um.
33:31Which is my desire.
33:33I'm gonna...
33:34And I'll be at your side.
33:37Forevermore.
33:39You know you're alive.
33:41Ooh.
33:42Sorry.
33:43Um.
33:43Otis?
33:44Hi, Maeve.
33:46I'm here.
33:48That's...
33:48Oh, yeah.
33:50It's nice.
33:53See you both.
33:54Sorry.
33:55Again.
33:56Bye.
34:00I've gotta go too.
34:03Alright.
34:05So look, maybe we could, um, go on a date sometime.
34:10You're worried to keep this a secret now you wanna go on a date, do you?
34:13Yeah.
34:14Yeah, I do.
34:16Ask me again in a week.
34:25What?
34:40Whoa!
34:43Whoa!
34:53All right, go on then, Eric.
34:54Okay, rule number one.
34:57Enthusiasm is more important than technique.
34:59Yeah, don't go too deep.
35:00Looks awkward.
35:01You can use a bit more pressure than you think, actually,
35:04but no teeth, especially if you're packing metal.
35:07Natalie.
35:10Okay?
35:10Come on, girls.
35:12Yeah, come on, girls.
35:13All together now.
35:18Oh, my...
35:22Not too deep, Ruby, not too deep.
35:24That's a tip, okay?
35:28Hey.
35:30Hey.
35:31You having a good night?
35:33Not really.
35:35You?
35:36Not the best, to be honest.
35:39I hate parties.
35:41Yeah, me too.
35:42Crawling with cretins.
35:47I, uh, I give out some free advice.
35:50Really?
35:50To who?
35:51Well, that's confidential.
35:54But it's a client.
35:56Not exactly a sex pretzel bonanza, is it?
35:58I'm sorry.
35:59How many clients did you find tonight?
36:07Um, sorry about, um, before that.
36:12I didn't realize you and Jackson were, uh...
36:14No, it's cool.
36:15He's not my boyfriend or anything.
36:17We're just sleeping together.
36:17You know how it is.
36:18Sure, yeah.
36:20Yeah, absolutely.
36:24I think this is a bust.
36:26I've got to get my shit in and I'm going.
36:29See ya.
36:35Mum?
37:02You're spying on me.
37:03What? Don't be irrational.
37:06Irrational? You're the one stalking your son.
37:09That word carries a lot of weight, young man.
37:12Don't misuse it.
37:13I understand...
37:16how you might feel unjustly observed.
37:20Otis! Otis, don't walk away!
37:22Stop home, Mum!
37:25I could wait around if you want a lift!
37:29Hey...
37:30Isn't that courgette lady?
37:32Oh, yeah!
37:45Oh, how did you get in here?
37:47What do you want?
37:52Ains, I don't...
37:54Look, I don't understand what I've done wrong.
37:57Okay, why can't we just get back together?
37:59Look, you're embarrassing.
38:03Sorry, Adam.
38:12Where's Eric?
38:20What's going on?
38:21John Bowden teaches them how to give BJ's...
38:23It is priceless.
38:32What are you doing?
38:48Oh my God!
38:50She's smoking!
38:51What are you doing?
38:53You've been doing great thinking about it all.
38:54What?
39:04Run away!
39:09Adam, what the fuck man?
39:24Polly!
39:29Polly!
39:33I smell puke.
39:35I need a wee and some crisps.
39:40I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
39:41You always ruin everything.
39:43Go home.
39:47Hey, you know what's funny about you and me, yeah?
39:49Is that we're different, but we're both the same.
39:51There were just two losers that nobody wants
39:54and they don't want us because...
40:02Hey.
40:04So, we agree for Monday?
40:07Nah.
40:08This is not mature enough for therapy.
40:10It was a stupid idea.
40:12Sorry for wasting your time.
40:15See you around, Otis.
40:21It was late.
40:22It was late.
40:24Hey, did you guys manage to find any clients?
40:28Doesn't matter.
40:29Maeve said the whole thing is off.
40:31What?
40:32Yeah.
40:32I thought you guys were really onto something.
40:35Guess not.
40:36Aww.
40:38Listen, who needs her anyway?
40:39There's plenty more hot, scary fish in the sea.
40:43Okay?
40:47Dude, where's my hat?
40:50Um...
40:51I might have lost it.
40:52You're bad at being hat man.
40:55Sorry.
40:55No, you're...
40:56No, you're not sorry.
40:58Look at you laughing.
40:59It's not funny.
41:00Like a dickhead.
41:01Shut up.
41:01Like a fool.
41:03Like a idiot.
41:04Clean yourself off.
41:05You're awesome.
41:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
41:10To be or not to be.
41:16To free or not to free.
41:22To crawl or not to go.
41:29Fuck all those perfect people.
41:35To sleep or not to sleep.
41:41To sleep or not to sleep.
41:43To creep or not to creep.
41:48And some can't remember
41:52What others recall.
41:55Fuck all those perfect people.
42:03I understand that you may feel that I crossed a boundary.
42:07And I want to give you an opportunity to be able to express your feelings.
42:12What is the point, Mum?
42:15You don't listen.
42:18What would you want me to hear?
42:23Stay out of my life.
42:27Stay out of my life.
42:45Be back.
42:48Be back.
42:49Be back.
42:50Be back.
42:51Be back.
42:52Don't stop.
42:53Be back.
42:53I'm not going to be here.
42:54You're the one thing.
42:55Bye, darling.
43:10Do you know why you're here?
43:14Because I did a fart on Mr. Hendricks' head.
43:18What? No! Jesus, Adam!
43:23I've just spoken to Amy Gibbs' mother.
43:26She's been trying to get her mother out of the carpet all weekend.
43:29It wasn't my fault.
43:29No, no, no, no, no. It never is, is it?
43:33Why can't you be more like your sister?
43:36Diligent, reliable, resilient.
43:39I've just been on the phone to Mountview Military this morning.
43:42It is a very impressive institution.
43:45Don't push me.
43:48Understood?
43:55Since you've been gone, since you've been gone,
43:58I'm out of my head, can't take it.
44:02Since you've been gone, could I be wrong,
44:04but since you've been gone,
44:06you cast a spell, so break it.
44:09Since you've been gone,
44:10Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
44:17-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
44:19-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
44:22-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
44:24-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
44:26-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
44:36I'm really freaked out by bomb holes now I know it's a sensitive issue but I
44:39heard you can help me out I can pay you if um can I get back to you yeah
44:52I think I'm addicted to wanking I'm kind of doing it right now can you help no private
45:08conversation is it weird that I always think about the Queen I can't
45:15do
45:17yeah
45:17yeah
45:20yeah
45:21yeah
45:24It worked!
45:26It's the sex pretzels! It worked!
45:41We have sex pretzels!
45:43Clients, we've got clients.
45:44Numerous students have approached me today,
45:46hoping to secure our services, and they're willing to pay.
45:49You keep talking?
45:50Actually, that's it. That's it.
45:53This is good.
45:54This is really good.
45:56So, we're back on?
45:58Yes, yes, but toilet cubicles aren't going to work.
46:01I'm not a priest, so I need to see people face to face.
46:03But I thought you didn't want to be seen, though.
46:05Well, yeah, but it's not about me.
46:06It's about them.
46:07And it needs to feel like a conversation,
46:09otherwise it's just too much pressure for everyone.
46:11Okay. Okay.
46:13I'll be in charge of bookings, schedules, payments, that kind of thing.
46:16Yes.
46:17Great. What shall I do?
46:20We could, um, try...
46:27Well, we need...
46:30It's cool. It's cool. No problemo.
46:34Now, I've got lots of things to be getting on with anyway.
46:36I'm super busy. Super busy, Maeve.
46:39Okay.
46:42Well, this is so great for you guys.
46:46Um...
46:46What does this mean?
46:49We're going for business.
46:55Let's go.
46:56We're going for business.
47:12How we go for business.
47:14We're going for business.
47:16That is what we're making.
47:18This is pretty good for business.
47:19We should still go for business.
47:20But most of the best LAATEVPYCemplification is done.
47:22We don't eat.
47:23Let's go for business.
47:24We have steel.
47:24We've got business.
47:24We'll be good for business.
47:28I'm doing alright, getting good grades
47:31The future's so bright
47:33I gotta wear shades
47:36I gotta wear shades
47:39I gotta wear shades
47:48Thanks for giving this another go
47:52Let's talk about your problem
47:53And I think we should go back to the beginning
47:56What makes you feel like you need to give your boyfriend blowjobs?
47:59This is so difficult
48:52I'm making the rounds in my five dollar dress
48:55I'm gonna die and I never grow old
48:57Ooh-la-ooh
48:59Show like a ooh-la-ooh-la-ooh
49:03Restless year
49:04Go watch another restless year
49:06Go watch a restless year
49:09Don't tell me anything I don't wanna hear
49:26You find aそうそう
49:27The rule's so big
49:28We'll be Förster Peak
49:30No you don't wanna see that
49:30I worry about that
49:30I'll win nothing
49:30I nobody Harley
49:30Ooh-la-ooh
49:55You only you wanna see that
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