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مسلسل Love Life مترجم - Episode 1
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00:05Our love lives can quite easily be reduced to data.
00:08For instance, by the time the average person ends up with the love of their life,
00:13they will have been in seven relationships.
00:16Of those, two are often long-term relationships,
00:20while the rest are a mix of short-term flings, casual dating, and one-night stands.
00:24The average person will also fall in love two of those times,
00:29and have their heart broken twice as well.
00:33Yet behind all of those numbers, there is always a much bigger story.
00:38This is the story of Darby Carter.
00:43Darby doesn't remember her parents ever being married.
00:46They got divorced when she was four,
00:49and she spent her childhood being shuttled back and forth between their new houses and new families.
00:55Coward won't even come to the door.
00:58It's fine, Mom.
01:00This made Darby feel like a permanent hotel guest,
01:03one who couldn't stay past 12 o'clock checkout.
01:06Hi, Larry.
01:10As a result, Darby's adolescence was marked by myriad misguided attempts at connection.
01:16You didn't have to walk me home.
01:17Oh, but my house is just up there.
01:19I didn't know you lived up here.
01:21Bye-bye.
01:22Bye.
01:27Darby had no idea where she was,
01:29and she was so nervous that this young man would find out she'd been lying
01:33that she took an anxiety poo in his family's yard.
01:38When Darby moved to New York for university,
01:41she imagined she'd become a cosmopolitan woman.
01:46In reality, it was fun, but slightly empty.
01:55Darby started to wonder if she'd ever reach the next level.
01:59where you're really dating someone.
02:02Where you don't change your outfit just because you're seeing the person.
02:06Where you just wear what you're wearing because you are who you are.
02:10And then she met Augie Jung.
02:19All right, baby girl.
02:20This is the hottest you've ever looked in your entire life.
02:23I'm serious.
02:24These are your clothes.
02:25What is it like to be an actual goddess?
02:27Oh, my God.
02:28I'm PMSing at the dark since 4pm.
02:29I'm in no movement.
02:30Yeah, and I have a UTI, but it's Jim's birthday, so we gotta rally.
02:34All I'm doing for his birthday is like a karaoke and a blowjob,
02:37so we both have to be really good.
02:38I would never miss Jim's birthday.
02:41I would, however, make a polite appearance and then skip out early.
02:44You are killing me.
02:44Once you leave, it's just gonna be his work friends talking about Occupy Wall Street.
02:48Hey, you ladies are looking good.
02:49Eat shit, motherfucker!
03:03I think Jim wants to fuck that Zooey Deschanel wannabe.
03:07Shut up!
03:07He's so in love with you.
03:09No, I know he is, but I still think he wants a fucker.
03:15People can love people and still fuck other people.
03:18You're done with the book?
03:20What?
03:21Did you pick a song yet?
03:22Okay, fuck this.
03:24Um, uh, sorry.
03:27Hey, bitch.
03:28Excuse me.
03:29All right, baby boy.
03:30I don't know.
03:31No, no, we can put it together.
03:36I'm Augie, by the way.
03:37Uh, Darby.
03:38Furby?
03:40Darby.
03:40Darby.
03:41Darby.
03:41Yeah, I know.
03:42I've gotten Furby before at Starbucks a lot.
03:45Right?
03:45Yeah.
03:45The names that I've gotten on my coast.
03:47I appreciate it.
03:52Wow, Jim's girlfriend's on one, huh?
03:54Sarah?
03:54Yeah.
03:55Yeah.
03:55Um, yeah, she can't handle her liquor, but, uh, she drinks every night anyway.
04:00Cool.
04:01So, she's an alcoholic.
04:04No, no.
04:06I mean, she's, you know, if we were older, maybe.
04:10Right.
04:10But, like, right now, she's just like, so am I.
04:16Um, I actually have a song up next if you wanted to duet, perhaps.
04:23You already picked one?
04:25Yeah, I just wanted to talk to you.
04:30You cut me open and I keep bleeding.
04:34Let's try it now.
04:35Please.
04:36Keep bleeding.
04:37Happy birthday, Jim.
04:39I keep bleeding.
04:40Keep bleeding.
04:42Keep bleeding.
04:42I mean, I love it.
04:43Keep bleeding.
04:44Keep bleeding.
04:45Keep bleeding.
04:46New York Classic.
04:48Oh, boy.
04:49People should say things like, New York Classic.
04:57Well, this is me.
05:01I'm glad I got your home safe.
05:03These means treats.
05:06Um, uh, uh, I'm trying to think of something else to say.
05:11Well, I should, uh, I should, uh...
05:38My other roommate, Mallory, like, literally lives in this alcove thing.
05:42Yeah.
05:43Um, yeah, so...
05:45I promise this isn't like a move.
05:48What?
05:50Is it cool if we hang out in my room?
05:53Yeah.
05:56Um, I mean, they've been divorced for 20 years or something.
06:00So, what about you?
06:01Uh, my parents were the complete opposite.
06:03High school sweethearts that are somehow still in love.
06:06That's nice.
06:07But they're Satanists, so I guess it's not all good, right?
06:10Balances out, you know?
06:12Yeah, that's fair.
06:14Are you losing on purpose?
06:15This is so pathetic.
06:17No, I mean, to be honest with you, I'm pretty sure you made this game.
06:19Oh, I did not.
06:21How dare you?
06:22This is a very popular game.
06:24See, who's played this game before?
06:25I've never played it.
06:26I've played this with lots of people and nobody has ever critiqued.
06:28No, no, no.
06:29Me as a teacher.
06:29They say it's so fun.
06:31So, I don't know.
06:33You're the first.
06:39I do want to hear about this game.
06:40I'm gonna tell you.
06:41Later, yes.
06:44Oh, yes.
06:45Yeah, it's...
06:46Yeah.
06:56Oh.
06:57What?
06:57You're bony.
06:58What?
06:59I mean, I just mean you have like a surprisingly slender fit body.
07:09Oh, no.
07:10Don't, don't, don't, don't.
07:10I'm sweaty.
07:11I'm sweaty.
07:11I'm sweaty.
07:11I'm sweaty.
07:11It's okay.
07:12I like it.
07:13Not.
07:32I had a reclemonish with a very cold hat.
07:32I went out to the hotel.
07:33Oh, no.
07:34Oh, no!
07:35I can't do it.
07:36Oh, no.
07:38Oh, no.
07:40Oh, no.
07:42And I can not do this anymore.
08:03Hey, good morning, bud.
08:07Good morning.
08:09Hey.
08:09Do you have coffee here?
08:10Uh, I could make another pot.
08:13Oh, no, it's okay.
08:14I'll go grab some.
08:15I'm just gonna...
08:15Oh, yeah, go for it.
08:16It's communal.
08:23Hey, morning.
08:23Hi.
08:27Um, I had a lot of fun last night, in case you had a good time.
08:30It was fun for me, whatever.
08:32Um, anyway, I have to, uh, I have to go play basketball with some buddies.
08:38Yeah, I have to, um, knit scarves with the other army wives.
08:42Cool, cool, cool.
08:43Yeah.
08:43Nice.
08:44Do you want my number, or...?
08:46I'm just gonna leave it all up to chance, you know?
08:49I think I got a $5 bill.
08:50You seen Serendipity?
08:52That's a, uh, that's a solid reference, man.
09:01Okay.
09:03Bye.
09:05No.
09:09Okay.
09:10Seriously.
09:11Okay.
09:11Okay.
09:12Like, that's enough.
09:12No, no, I'll leave.
09:13I'll leave.
09:13Okay.
09:16All right.
09:17I'm leaving.
09:17Okay.
09:18See you, Gemma.
09:19See you everybody.
09:21See you, Sarah.
09:21Bye.
09:25Um, I'm sorry.
09:26I'm sorry, what just happened?
09:27What just happened?
09:28Excuse me?
09:28What just happened?
09:29Do I have a husband now?
09:30Is he my husband?
09:31I don't, I mean, I just, is that, is that what, is that how that works?
09:35Yeah, well, I'm glad to see you're taking it slow.
09:38I'm just excited.
09:40Be happy for me.
09:41Jim.
09:42Come on.
09:43Jim, please.
09:44So serious.
09:45Be happy for me.
09:47Oh, I can't think straight.
09:48Help me.
09:48All I can do is smell these bath salts, thank God.
09:51Morning.
09:52Oh, hey.
09:53Oh, Darby.
09:54Thank God.
09:54I need a woman to look at these.
09:56Which font do you like for the escort cards, this one or this one?
10:00Um, the left one.
10:04Yes.
10:04See?
10:05Mm-hmm.
10:05Told you, babe, whatever one you want.
10:07Oh, God, honey, have an opinion.
10:09It is your wedding, too.
10:11Okay, speaking of which, Darby, do you plan on bringing someone to the wedding?
10:15Not to pressure you or anything?
10:17Um, yeah.
10:19Whoa.
10:20A new boyfriend.
10:21I don't know.
10:22Maybe.
10:23Explains why you look like shit this morning.
10:25Okay.
10:25All right, let's, um, let's leave her alone.
10:27See you at home.
10:28Bye.
10:29Bye, Kate.
10:29Bye.
10:29Darby, your first tour today is some assholes from Gawker.
10:33Oh, fuck you, Gawker.
10:35What do I like about this job?
10:36Maybe because you get to say fuck you to your boss?
10:38Very true.
10:40All right.
10:41That whole day, Darby was buoyant.
10:44Who knew when she'd see Argy again?
10:46But for now, she was walking on air, alive with the glow of a new connection.
10:52The next day, that glow began to wear off, and she hadn't heard from him.
10:56So Darby went to great lengths to keep herself busy, deciding it was time to color code her
11:01book collection.
11:02Hey.
11:05Do you think I should do, like, an accent wall in here?
11:10What kind of accent?
11:12Just...
11:12I mean, just like...
11:14Australian.
11:15Oh my god.
11:15That's not helpful.
11:16You know what I'm going through.
11:18Darby, I'm an accent wall.
11:19I hate you.
11:20The third day was harder.
11:23Darby sunk into an awful apprehension.
11:25Why hadn't Argy texted?
11:27Was she boring?
11:29Was her body weird?
11:30Darby's brain started doing mental gymnastics, coming up with ways she could casually run into
11:35him.
11:36Honestly, like, at this point, I'm kind of pissed.
11:39You know, I'm tempted to, like, just go to Politico and confront him.
11:42Okay, Darby, look, I love you, but do remember that's my place of work, okay?
11:45So, keep that in mind.
11:47No, please do it.
11:49Honestly.
11:49She thinks it's funny.
11:50I would never.
11:51I would never.
11:52Mostly.
11:53Maybe.
11:53Are those dates?
11:54Mm-hmm.
11:54Okay, so, date farmers are on strike in Mexico, so technically you guys are, like, scared.
11:58You know what, Jim?
11:59We don't need that.
12:00We don't need that.
12:01On the fourth day of radio silence, Darby buried herself in her work.
12:05This is a very, very special tour.
12:06The Butt Tour!
12:08Yay!
12:08Yay!
12:09I'm tired.
12:10How long is this tour?
12:12It is two full hours.
12:13Get ready.
12:14Fucking heels.
12:15Okay, we're gonna start over here.
12:18This super cute, muscular bronze butt.
12:21This Greek bronze butt is very rare because when Romans took over Greek dominions, they knew
12:25how valuable the bronze was that the sculptures were made of, so they often melted them down
12:29to make armor and weapons, and we're very fortunate that this sculpture's been preserved.
12:33So we can all enjoy this very emotional, expressive, clenched butt.
12:39It looks like Spencer's dick.
12:42Okay, guys, please don't touch the statues.
12:45This is really against the rules.
12:48As Darby watched this woman climb a statue that had managed to survive centuries, she couldn't
12:54help but marvel that someone chose this person.
12:58And not just for a day, but for the rest of her life.
13:04Darby couldn't even get a wuzz up.
13:09Around her life continued, as if somehow there was anything more important than what she
13:14was going through.
13:15By this point, she'd managed to pull her flatmates into it, as she carried on in the grand tradition
13:21of women waiting by the phone.
13:26It's your dad.
13:27Good.
13:28Uh, he wants to know who sings the song dot dot dot wonderwall dot dot dot.
13:34Oh.
13:36I'm sorry it wasn't Augie.
13:38It's okay.
13:39You know, it was my dad.
13:41At least it wasn't my gym asking where I've been.
13:44Oh my god, why am I spinning out?
13:46Oh, this sucks.
13:47Why don't you just take the reins and text him?
13:52Can I do that?
13:53No, you can't.
13:54Look, I know it's fucked up, but you have to wait for him to hit you up.
13:57Are you serious?
13:58I don't want to get into a political debate about it.
14:00It's just the world right now.
14:02Says the girl who made Jim read his high school diary out loud to you.
14:06Like there are zero boundaries.
14:08Look.
14:08Boundaries don't exist.
14:09Yeah, cause they pay my dues.
14:11Look, you can play the crazy card down the road, but right now you gotta like, bear down.
14:16No, no, no, no.
14:17That shit's so antiquated.
14:19Listen, why do you need a boyfriend right now?
14:21Honestly, look what it's doing to you.
14:22This isn't Jane Austen times.
14:24I'm sorry.
14:24I think I'm just stressed because like, I told my boss that I was bringing a plus one to his
14:28wedding
14:28and now I think it would be super embarrassing to just like not bring anyone.
14:33I know what you're thinking, you little zero to 60 freak.
14:35Even as a favor, I could just be like, hey, as a friend, as a buddy.
14:38You cannot invite Augie to that wedding, right?
14:41Oh my god, I'm obsessed with him and it's so pathetic.
14:55Oh my god.
14:59Oh my god.
15:01Fine.
15:01I'm gonna be totally chill.
15:03Totally.
15:03I'm gonna be totally chill.
15:04Mm-hmm.
15:06I haven't actually read any Jane Austen.
15:09What?
15:10I know, which was the-
15:11Deal breaker.
15:11I can't do this.
15:12Oh, you too?
15:13I'm kidding.
15:14I can't.
15:15Because Mallory was making fun of me because I don't-
15:18Actually, there is one of these books that I've been looking for.
15:20Why wouldn't we get ten romance novels?
15:24Okay, so if I had to tell you something-
15:27Yeah.
15:27Unexpected about me.
15:28Yeah.
15:29I'll give you $1,000.
15:32That you wouldn't have guessed this was-
15:33No, I'll give you $1,000.
15:35Tell me something-
15:36Oh, I was just gonna tell you for free.
15:37That really shocks me.
15:38I was just gonna tell you for free.
15:40I was actually so into musical theater that my mom thought that I was gay.
15:44Oh.
15:44She asked me if I had seen the movie Milk because she had rented it.
15:50And she thought it was really important that we watch it together.
15:53That's so sweet.
15:55Yeah.
15:55That's nice.
15:56Yeah.
15:56You know, I too have done some musical theater.
16:01Get the fuck out.
16:02Yeah.
16:02In high school.
16:03One time.
16:04Uh-huh.
16:05In Cats.
16:06You were in Cats?
16:07Yeah.
16:08What?
16:09Like, there were so many kids.
16:11And there weren't enough Cats.
16:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:14So they, like, did that thing where they made up a cat.
16:17But just for you, though.
16:18Yeah.
16:19It was something insane.
16:20It was, like, car-buckety or something.
16:23Car-buckety?
16:23Oh, my God.
16:23It was so embarrassing.
16:27Is it weird that I'm kind of turned on by you being an ensemble cat?
16:32You're such a jerk.
16:35This is stupid.
16:36Do you...
16:38Do you want to go to my boss's wedding with me?
16:44What?
16:45You don't have to.
16:46Oh, yes, I do.
16:48I do want to go.
16:49I do want to go.
16:52Yes, absolutely.
16:53Great.
16:54What is it?
16:55I don't know.
16:56Okay.
16:57Great.
16:57Rent for the win!
16:59Thank you!
17:05Yes!
17:05Yes!
17:06I did it forever!
17:07He's on fire!
17:08Well, Jarvis, are you into sports now, is it?
17:10I don't want to do this.
17:11You kind of sound cool.
17:12You do sound cool.
17:14You're hustling.
17:14I'll take it.
17:15Yes.
17:16This kid came out of fucking nowhere.
17:18Like, tell me about it.
17:19Shit.
17:20It was January when they met at karaoke, and by February they were acting like boyfriend
17:24and girlfriend.
17:25Well, I'll let you in on a little secret.
17:27Okay.
17:28Please do.
17:29These are fakes.
17:30What?
17:30Don't tell anybody.
17:32Okay.
17:33They ignored all the usual rules about keeping things mysterious.
17:40You guys are nasty!
17:49That's gonna be the one, for sure.
17:52I love this thing.
17:54I want ten more beers.
17:55Does anybody else want ten more beers?
17:58Just me?
17:58For too long, she'd merely watched these kinds of relationships from the outside.
18:04And anything she knew about the way they felt was purely speculative.
18:08But now she had some first-hand experience.
18:12This is what it was really like to love someone.
18:20We're in on the penetration.
18:21He got bottled up.
18:22What happened to our friend?
18:24He's just having an off night.
18:26Hey, Aug.
18:27We're gonna roll.
18:27Hi, Aug.
18:28Yeah.
18:29Sorry, buddy.
18:29I'll bounce back.
18:30Yeah, thanks for coming.
18:31Bye.
18:32See you, sir.
18:32Bye-bye.
18:37I'm sorry, baby.
18:39It's okay.
18:40Thanks, man.
18:48Is this what it's like being in its family?
18:49I'm sorry.
18:52Yeah, kinda.
18:55Hey, um...
18:57What's up?
18:58Oh, uh...
19:00Never mind.
19:01It's cool.
19:01Nothing.
19:02Whoa.
19:03Hey, come on.
19:04Don't do that.
19:06Oh, my God.
19:06No, I just, um...
19:09I just don't want you to freak out,
19:10because timing really sucks.
19:13Okay.
19:15Sorry.
19:16Bless you.
19:18Uh...
19:19I just found out that...
19:22Politico wants to send me out on the road
19:24as an embed in a couple of weeks,
19:26and I'll be gone till November, so...
19:29Oh, wow.
19:30Yeah.
19:31Ugh.
19:32Okay.
19:33I mean...
19:34Well, if you're gonna be gone till November...
19:37Well, no, because...
19:38You know, if all goes well, then after that,
19:41I'd be working out of the D.C. Bureau,
19:42which would be like...
19:44I'd be moving there, you know?
19:48Um...
19:49Okay.
19:51Is that, like, optional, or...?
19:56I mean, I guess it is, but...
19:58It's a pretty big opportunity for me, you know?
20:00Yeah.
20:01Yeah.
20:02No, of course.
20:03Yeah.
20:04What the fuck am I saying?
20:05I'm gonna be on Obama's press bus and everything.
20:07It's my dream.
20:09Dude.
20:10That's amazing.
20:11Yeah, yeah.
20:12I mean, congratulations.
20:13Oh, thank you.
20:14Holy shit.
20:14Thank you very much.
20:16And look, if that...
20:19makes you not wanna hang out with me anymore,
20:21I totally get it, because...
20:24this can't really go anywhere, you know?
20:26Yeah.
20:26I mean, it can't go anywhere, but we were just, like,
20:29seeing if it was gonna go anywhere.
20:31Yeah, yeah.
20:31So it's not a big deal.
20:32Yeah, right, right.
20:33Yeah.
20:34Yeah, exactly.
20:35I'm really glad we're on the same page about that.
20:37I mean, I know it sounds corny,
20:39but I feel like it's my civic duty, in a way.
20:43Do you know what I mean?
20:43Mm-hmm.
20:44Can you imagine if Romney was fucking president?
20:47The world would end.
20:51Um...
20:52Yeah.
20:53But we should just, like, keep hanging out until you leave.
20:56Right?
20:57Are you sure?
20:57I mean, do you not want to?
20:59No, no, no, no, no.
20:59I definitely do.
21:00Of course I do.
21:01I really like you, Darby.
21:04Wow.
21:04Great.
21:05Yeah, I just...
21:07You know, I've been through the whole long-distance thing before,
21:10and I don't want either of us to get hurt or anything like that.
21:13I don't think that's gonna happen.
21:16Okay, so what, I mean, should I just bail?
21:19Is that what we're saying?
21:19On your boss's wedding?
21:21On Augie's last night?
21:22No.
21:23Baby, you are playing the long game.
21:25You just, you keep your eyes on the prize.
21:27When you talk about love, you turn into Coach Taylor.
21:29Really sweet.
21:30Coach and Mrs. Coach are the model couple in my eyes, so...
21:33Okay, look, I will be your plus one if you want to bail on Augie.
21:36I will be there.
21:37I will do that.
21:38I am here for you.
21:39Darby, you just go with the flow, okay?
21:41Who knows what could happen?
21:42It could be a magical night,
21:44and then you could be the first ever real-life person
21:46to chase someone to the airport.
21:48What?
21:50That was like a great build-up,
21:52and I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that.
21:54I've been watching a ton of Hugh Grant movies.
21:56Okay.
22:00And so Darby trudged on with a brave face,
22:03trying to make the best of it.
22:05But beneath that facade was an unavoidable fact.
22:09He was really leaving.
22:11This was really ending.
22:17You look really great tonight.
22:22Um, so do you. You look great.
22:23Oh, thank you.
22:25I mean, it was between this or my tuxedo tee.
22:27Mm-hmm.
22:28Or my ripped abs tee.
22:30Wow.
22:30Or my Bulbasaur tee.
22:31Did you see that one?
22:32I didn't know you were such a novelty tee guy.
22:35Really big.
22:36Yeah.
22:36I go to the club.
22:37There's a club.
22:38See?
22:39No, this is why you can't leave.
22:41Uh.
22:41Because we have so much to learn about each other.
22:44There's a club.
22:44Yeah.
22:45I know.
22:46I just...
22:47Let's not...
22:48Let's not think about it tonight.
22:50Yeah.
22:51I kind of can't...
22:52Not think about it.
22:53Yeah.
22:54So...
22:57Um...
22:58Should we dance?
22:59Oh.
22:59Yeah.
23:00Okay.
23:01Make the most of our last night together.
23:06Yeah.
23:07Oh, wow.
23:09Oh, boy.
23:10I don't know.
23:11I have this philosophy of dance.
23:13Just kind of like...
23:13A whistle.
23:17After a few hours of alcohol consumption,
23:20Darby and Argi found themselves at that point of the evening
23:23when it's easy to say something you'll regret.
23:26Is it possible to, like, overdose on frosting?
23:29No.
23:30Because I don't know why I'm doing this to myself.
23:32It's like I'm hazing myself.
23:33Nobody's making me do this.
23:36My post headline.
23:37Tour guide dies from frosting slash open bar combo.
23:44Wow.
23:45What?
23:47You know, I'm...
23:48Glad to know you think of me as a tour guide.
23:50What?
23:51I'm sorry.
23:52My career isn't as sexy as yours is right now.
23:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
23:55I was kidding, you know?
23:57Yeah.
23:57I'm kidding, right?
23:58Truth in every joke.
24:01What are you doing right now?
24:04I'm having feelings.
24:06I'm sorry.
24:08Like...
24:08Feelings that you are very good at not having.
24:11I'm having feelings, too.
24:12I just don't want to process them.
24:13At your boss's wedding.
24:15Yes.
24:15That's fine.
24:16That's fine.
24:17You're right.
24:18That's fine.
24:23Darby, I love you.
24:26You don't have to say that.
24:28You don't.
24:29You're not gonna say you love me back?
24:32I do.
24:33But what's the point of what's...
24:35Why does there have to be a point?
24:36Okay, I love you.
24:38Really?
24:39Yeah.
24:39You know I do.
24:40Awesome.
24:41That's great.
24:42Yeah, it's great.
24:43It's great.
24:44I love you.
24:45Bye forever.
24:46Oh, come on.
24:47Stop.
24:47That is not fair.
24:49You said long distance doesn't work, so fuck it.
24:53So fuck it.
24:53Please, please don't put words in my mouth.
24:55Is that not exactly what you said?
24:56Just because I'm leaving does not mean that we'll never see each other again.
24:59We can Skype, right?
25:00Oh, great.
25:00We can try and make it work.
25:02Thank God we can Skype.
25:03What are you doing?
25:04Seriously?
25:04Hello?
25:05Oh my God.
25:05Are you really doing this?
25:06This is your last night together and you're really gonna do this?
25:08Are you writing letters from camp or something?
25:09Seriously?
25:10Come on.
25:10What is...
25:10What do you say?
25:11Okay.
25:12Do you want...
25:14Yeah, we can Skype.
25:16We can Skype until you find somebody new.
25:19Because I know how things go on these tour buses.
25:21What?
25:22Do you think I'm going on this road with the fucking stones?
25:25No.
25:25I know.
25:26I will get political.
25:28I know.
25:28This is...
25:28I know.
25:29I'm sorry.
25:30I shouldn't have said anything.
25:31Whatever.
25:31No, it's not...
25:36Fuck it out.
25:57I know how...
26:04I can't find you a silly guy.
26:08I know.
26:10Never mind.
26:11I know.
26:11I know.
26:14I know.
26:16I know.
26:18I know.
26:18I know.
26:18No, I know.
26:25I know.
26:25I know.
26:39Can you help me?
26:45Please.
26:58Love you, I'm sorry.
27:02I know.
27:05It's okay, we both drank too much.
27:14I really do love you.
27:20I really love you, too.
27:25I really love you.
27:26You can't.
27:26You can't.
27:26You can't.
27:28You can't.
27:39You can't.
27:42You can't.
27:46Told you this now gets for us.
27:49Yeah, I guess you're right.
27:52Uh, by the way, I...
27:53Have some information that I think will change your life.
28:00Carbuckety is a real cat.
28:02What?
28:03What do you mean?
28:04Well, let's just say I spent some time on the old cat's Wikipedia page this morning,
28:08and Carbuckety, who's also sometimes known as Pounceable, is very much a real character.
28:14What?
28:15And not at all made up for your production.
28:17Oh, my God.
28:19That's amazing.
28:21I don't know why that makes me work.
28:24Woo! Carbuckety is real.
28:26This is a game changer.
28:29I just wanted you to know.
28:31Thanks.
28:38Um, I should go.
28:40Yeah. Yeah, you should go.
28:52Bye, Dogmy.
28:59After a relationship ends, most people feel like they'll never meet anyone else.
29:05But they always do.
29:07Darby doesn't know it yet.
29:09But her person is out there.
29:11Maybe she's met them already.
29:13Maybe she hasn't.
29:14But they are alive in this city, and they are looking for her, too.
29:19Every step is moving, it's moving me up.
29:24Moving, it's moving me up.
29:30Every step is moving me up.
29:34It will all happen for her.
29:37Just not the way she thinks it will.
29:39Moving, it will all happen for her.
29:54Just not the way she thinks it will.
29:55It will all happen for her, too.
29:55I'm moving me up.
30:00I'm moving me up.
30:00Moving, moving me up.
30:05I'm moving me up.
30:08I'm moving you up.
30:09Every step is moving me up.
30:12Each step is moving, moving me up.
30:16Moving me up.
30:21One tiny, tiny, tiny move.
30:27It's all I need to jump over.
30:31Every step is moving me up.
30:34Every step is moving me up.
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