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مسلسل Sex and the City مترجم - Episode 2
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01:59What are you talking about?
02:01They told Miranda that Nick had this thing for models.
02:04Okay, old movie stars he would have liked to fuck when they were young. I'll start.
02:09Veronica Lake, the year she made Sullivan Strabbles. Dave?
02:13I'd have to go with Sophia Loren. Probably my dad had a thing for her.
02:17Montgomery Clift.
02:19Marilyn Monroe.
02:20Bing Crosby.
02:23Yvette?
02:25Um, I don't know. Charlie Sheen?
02:29They'd come to dinner, push their food around, and pout.
02:34Veronica Lake.
02:35Sophia Loren.
02:36Montgomery Clift.
02:38Marilyn Monroe.
02:39Bing Crosby.
02:40Marissa?
02:45Marissa?
02:53She, uh, had to make a phone call.
02:57It got to be a problem.
02:58They decided to take action.
03:00Can't you find a woman who can carry on a decent conversation?
03:05Yeah, Nick.
03:05And eat without purging.
03:08What are you saying?
03:09You can't bring around any more of these so-called models, Nick.
03:11Uh-uh. It's too depressing.
03:14Okay. Okay.
03:16I'll see what I can do.
03:18And then he brought you.
03:20So, obviously, not a model.
03:22In a good way.
03:24Nick dates models?
03:33Miranda confronted him, and it didn't take him long to fold.
03:36No, it's true. It's true. Okay. I'm obsessed.
03:40Obsessed with models?
03:41Correct.
03:42So, what am I? Your intellectual beard for the evening?
03:44No, no. Don't be pissed, all right?
03:46You gotta admit, you met some nice people.
03:49All right, you had a good time.
03:51All right.
03:53You were on a date with a modelizer, and you didn't even know it?
03:57If men like Nick are dating models, what chance do ordinary women have?
04:01I mean, do you have to be a supermodel to get a date in New York?
04:05Modelizers are a particular breed.
04:07They're a step beyond womanizers, who will sleep with just about anything in a skirt.
04:12Modelizers are obsessed not with women, but with models, who in most cities are safely confined to billboards and magazines,
04:19but in Manhattan actually run wild on the streets, turning the city into a virtual model country safari where men
04:26can pet the creatures in their natural habitat.
04:28As if we didn't have enough problems.
04:32They're stupid and lazy, and they should be shot on sight.
04:35I've been out with a lot of guys, and they say that I am just as beautiful as a model,
04:38but I work for a living.
04:40I mean, I'm like, well, I'm like a model who's taking the high road.
04:43The advantages given to models and to beautiful women in general are so unfair, it makes me want to cute.
04:49Oh, sweetheart, you should have said that. You are so moot.
04:50Cute doesn't cut it in this town. What's cute compared to supermodel?
04:54There's nothing like raising the subject of models among four single women to spice up an otherwise dull Tuesday night.
05:01They have this distant, sexy look.
05:03That's not sex, it's starvation.
05:05That's starvation in the best restaurants.
05:07Yeah. What I want to know is, when did all the men get together and decide that they would only
05:12get it up for giraffes with big breasts?
05:15In some cultures, heavy women with mustaches are considered beautiful.
05:20And you're looking at me while you're saying that?
05:21We should just admit that we live in a culture that promotes impossible standards of beauty.
05:26Yeah, except men think they're possible.
05:27Yeah.
05:28I just know no matter how good I feel about myself, if I see Christy Turlington, I just want to
05:33give up.
05:33Well, I just want to tie her down and force-feed her lard, but that's the difference between you and
05:37me.
05:38What are you talking about? Look at you two, you're beautiful.
05:41Oh, I hate my thighs.
05:43Oh, come on.
05:45I can't even open a magazine without thinking thighs, thighs, thighs.
05:48Well, I'll take your thighs and raise you a chin.
05:51I'll take your chin and raise you a...
05:58What?
05:59Oh, come on.
06:00Hey, I happen to love the way I look.
06:02You should. You paid enough for it.
06:04Hey, I resent that. I do not believe in plastic surgery.
06:08Well, not yet.
06:09I find it fascinating that four beautiful flesh-and-blood women could be intimidated by some unreal fantasy.
06:16I mean, look. Look at this.
06:18Is this really intimidating to any of you?
06:21I hate my thighs.
06:23Pass the chicken.
06:24You know, I have that dress.
06:25Suddenly, I was interested.
06:27If models could cause otherwise rational individuals to crumble in their presence,
06:32exactly how powerful was beauty?
06:34There are two types of guys that fall for beautiful women.
06:37Either they're slime balls that are just out to get laid,
06:40or they fall in love with you instantly.
06:41It's pathetic.
06:42Why fuck the girl in the skirt if you can fuck the girl in the ad for the skirt?
06:47Being beautiful is such a power.
06:49You can get whatever you want.
06:51You can get anything.
06:52I've been offered trips to Aspen,
06:54weekends in Paris,
06:56Christmas in St. Bars.
06:57A motorcycle.
06:59A juicer.
07:00It's not like models don't have brains.
07:03They have them.
07:04They just don't need to use them.
07:06Most guys just think you're dumb.
07:08But I'm really very literary.
07:10I read.
07:11I'll sit down and I'll read a whole magazine from cover to cover.
07:14Some scuba gear?
07:17A Herbert's photo?
07:19A vulgar necklace?
07:21A press job?
07:22My friends think I'm shallow.
07:24Sometimes I think they're right.
07:26Other times I think,
07:27hey, I'm fucking a model.
07:31Models are a lot looser than you think.
07:34It's way easier to screw a model than a regular girl
07:37because that's what they do all the time.
07:39It's how regular people are when they're on vacation.
07:42Barkley, a notorious modelizer,
07:45was one of those Soho wonders
07:46who maintained a fabulous lifestyle
07:48despite never having sold a single painting.
07:51So you're saying it's easy to meet them?
07:53No, it's not so easy.
07:55The trick is you've got to treat them like they're regular girls.
07:58You've got to be able to roll into a place,
08:00walk up to the hottest thing there.
08:02Otherwise, you're finished.
08:03It's kind of like being around dogs.
08:05You've got to show no fear.
08:06Things?
08:07You call them things?
08:09Yeah.
08:10Well, they are things.
08:11They're beautiful things.
08:13And that's what my life's about, you know?
08:16Beauty.
08:19Come here.
08:20I want to show you something.
08:25This is my real art.
08:27Only, I can't really show it to the public.
08:32Well, not yet, at least.
08:33Sit down.
08:43That's Vanessa.
08:45It's Tanya.
08:47Ilana.
08:48And Katrina.
08:50I couldn't believe it.
08:52The man had slept with half the perfume ads
08:54in September's Vogue.
08:58Do they...
09:00Do they know about this?
09:02Maybe.
09:04Oh, look at that one.
09:07She does runway now,
09:09but I think she's going to be huge someday.
09:11I didn't know what to say.
09:12There really wasn't anything to say,
09:15except...
09:16Do you have a light?
09:18Sure.
09:26Later that day,
09:27I was relieved to discover
09:28that at least one eligible bachelor
09:30got his kicks off the runway.
09:32So, I totally dig your friend Miranda.
09:35You're kidding.
09:35That's great.
09:36Yeah, I think she is so sexy
09:37and smart, and...
09:39Did she tell you that we made out?
09:41No.
09:42Yeah, it was totally hot.
09:44Oh.
09:45So, why don't you call her?
09:47You can call her if you love her.
09:49I did, like a hundred times.
09:50She totally won't return my phone calls.
09:51I don't know.
09:52Did she say anything about me?
09:54No.
09:56I don't know.
09:56Maybe she's just busy, or...
09:58I don't know.
09:58Am I not cute enough for her?
10:00Of course you are.
10:00Skipper, you're adorable.
10:02Well, I don't know.
10:02Find out for me.
10:03I want to see if I still have a chance.
10:07Right now, in front of you?
10:08Go ahead.
10:08I can handle it.
10:12Hi, this is Miranda.
10:14Please leave me a message.
10:15Oh, it's her machine.
10:17Hey, this is Skipper.
10:19I'm in the street with Carrie.
10:20I just told her how you won't call me back.
10:22So now you have to call me back.
10:24You better call me back.
10:25No, I'm kidding.
10:27I'm joking.
10:28But seriously, I hope you call me back.
10:31And did I mention this was Skipper?
10:35I believe there is a curse put on the head of anybody who tries to fix up their friends.
10:43Where better to find modelizers in their natural habitat than a fashion show?
10:47Luckily, my friend Stanford Blatch had a client in the hottest show in town.
10:51The bone is like the human equivalent of a sable coat.
10:55He's so beautiful that I find that sometimes I have to look away.
10:59Do you see him?
11:00Right over there.
11:01Where?
11:02Oh, my God, look at him.
11:03It's like he travels with his own personal lighting director.
11:07Derek, a.k.a. The Bone, was the world's biggest underwear model and Stanford's most important client,
11:13as well as the subject of his single-minded obsession.
11:17Hey, Stanny.
11:19Derek, I'd like to meet a very dear friend, Carrie Bradshaw.
11:22Hi.
11:23Nice to meet you.
11:24Carrie writes the column section of the city.
11:26Wow, that's great.
11:27Oh, have you read it?
11:28Uh, no.
11:29You know, um, the other day, Derek and I were walking past his billboard, and, uh, he told me that
11:34he'd like to get a piece of it for his apartment, like maybe his nose.
11:37And I said, you should get the bulge in your pants.
11:40That way, when women ask how big you are, you can say 14 feet.
11:44That would be very funny, wouldn't it?
11:45Yeah, yeah.
11:46Everybody's talking about you.
11:48You are so great.
11:49You're gonna be a star.
11:50Have I told you that enough times?
11:52You're a star.
11:53You're a star.
11:53You're a star.
11:54Well, we better let you get dressed.
11:57I am dressed.
11:58Oh.
11:59Willa, see you after the show.
12:01Bye.
12:02Okay, bye.
12:03Can you believe anyone that beautiful can be that nice?
12:07I keep dreaming that someday he's just gonna turn around and say, Stanford, I love you.
12:11Is he gay?
12:12He denies it.
12:13How can anyone that gorgeous be straight?
12:17Sweetie, over here!
12:18Samantha Jones never missed a major fashion show.
12:21She was one of the only people I knew who thought that proximity to beauty made her feel more attractive.
12:27Hey, sweetie.
12:28So wait, what happened?
12:29You couldn't find seats right on the runway?
12:31Oh, you can see all the flaws from this angle.
12:41Hey, Karen.
12:43Hey, hi, Barkley.
12:44How are you?
12:44Are you going to the party afterwards?
12:46Um, I don't know.
12:47Of course we are.
12:49Hi.
12:49Hi, Samantha.
12:51Barkley.
12:56Martini straight up or with a twist?
12:59Straight up.
13:01Really?
13:02He's very cute.
13:03You're not dating him, are you?
13:05God, though, he's a total modelizer.
13:11Is he, uh, dating any one model in particular?
13:15Actually, he's sleeping with all of them in general.
13:19Only models?
13:20Only models.
13:39Later that night, we all went downtown for a party.
13:43I was beginning to float away on a sea of sweet potato puffs with smoked salmon and sour cream when
13:49it was Mr. Big, major tycoon, major dreamboat, and majorly out of my league.
13:58I thought I saw you on the runway.
13:59Oh.
14:01Hi.
14:02I started reading your column after we met.
14:05You did?
14:06Yeah.
14:07Cute.
14:09Cute.
14:10Well, yeah, cute.
14:13What are you writing about this week?
14:15Um, well, I'm working on a story about men who date models.
14:19Any thoughts?
14:21Only that they're very lucky.
14:23So, what have you discovered about these men who are dating models?
14:29Well, I'm discovering that some of them treat it as a competitive sport, and others, I think, just need the
14:37validation.
14:37And probably others just have a thing for exceptionally beautiful women.
14:42Exactly.
14:43And there's something wrong with that?
14:45No, there's nothing wrong.
14:47I just think it might become a bit rottenness.
14:51Huh?
14:52Um, no thanks.
14:54Oh, excuse me, baby.
14:56So, um, where do you, uh, where do you write these stories?
15:00My cute stories?
15:01Yeah, I mean, have you got an office or anything?
15:03No.
15:04Uh, well, about half the time I'm at my apartment, and the other half I'm over at this coffee shop
15:08on 7thrd in Madison.
15:10Oh, um, Carrie, I'd like you to meet Misha.
15:14Oh, hi, you were great in the show.
15:18Suddenly, I felt like I was wearing patchouli in a room full of Chanel.
15:22Well, it was nice talking to you.
15:23Oh, see you around sometime.
15:26I hope.
15:28The truth was, I thought I had come to terms with my looks the year I turned 30, when I
15:33realized that I no longer had the energy to be completely superficial.
15:36Your friend Barkley?
15:38He's really been coming on to me.
15:40Do you actually think he believes in the model?
15:42Well, whatever it is, you don't want to go there.
15:44Why not?
15:44He has this thing for secretly taping his conquests.
15:49Really?
15:50Mm-hmm.
15:51What a perfect.
15:54As Samantha began to get ready for her close-up, I felt it was time to call it a night.
16:01I had never felt so invisible in my entire life.
16:04Taxi!
16:09Carrie.
16:11Hey, hi.
16:13Did Stanford leave?
16:14Nah, he's in there giving a neck massage to a Versace model.
16:17Oh.
16:17So, where are you going now?
16:19Oh, I'm going home.
16:20Can I come?
16:21You want to come home with me?
16:23Sure, if it's quiet.
16:25You can't take these crowds.
16:30The things you've got to do in the name of research.
16:39Shouldn't you be spending the night with some girl from the show?
16:43Nah, I never date models.
16:45I think they're stupid.
16:46I wondered if there wasn't some kind of physics for beauty.
16:50Maybe two models repelled.
16:52Maybe models could only be attracted to ordinary humans.
16:58So, I think it's so cool that you write.
17:01Thanks.
17:02I wish I could write.
17:04I've got all these intense thoughts, but I can't keep them in my head long enough to get them down
17:07on paper.
17:08Well, that's the big trick.
17:11Truth is, I'm totally neurotic.
17:13One minute, I could be walking down the street, totally cool.
17:17And the next minute, I'm depressed for no reason.
17:20I'm totally self-conscious.
17:21Like, before I say something, I say it in my head first so it doesn't come out wrong.
17:27Doesn't that seem like a waste of time?
17:30Only takes a second.
17:35And sometimes I get so distracted.
17:37What's distracting you now?
17:39Your nose.
17:40Thanks a lot.
17:42No, it's just so cute.
17:43It's just so cute.
17:44I hate my nose, too.
17:46It's too big.
17:47But I think it depends on my hair.
17:49Yeah.
17:52I see what you mean.
17:53So, what do you want to be when you grow up?
17:55Oh, well, I think this might be it.
18:00What do you want to be when you grow up?
18:01I'd like to move back to Iowa and have kids and be a cop.
18:09I felt like I was in my bedroom when I was 16, and I used to hang out with this
18:13guy who
18:13was really beautiful, and my parents thought I was helping him with his chemistry homework.
18:18Do you mind if we just lie here?
18:20I get so lonely in the city.
18:22Sometimes it's just nice to lie with someone.
18:25Sure.
18:28One could do that.
18:30It was hard to imagine that anyone so beautiful could ever be lonely.
18:37Meanwhile, somewhere below 14th Street, two ordinary Joes were doing their own lonely
18:42late-night thing.
18:43Anything else, ma'am?
18:44No, that's it.
18:45Just cat food?
18:46Yes, just cat food.
18:48Hey.
18:50Oh, hi.
18:51Skipper.
18:52So, like, um, how come you haven't been returning any of my calls?
18:55I'm sorry.
18:56It's been a really busy week.
18:57I thought we had a connection.
18:59Oh.
19:00I don't know.
19:01Could I get my change?
19:03You mean you get that way with every guy that you're with?
19:05No.
19:07It's just...
19:09Don't you want to go out with a girl your own age?
19:12It's got nothing to do with age.
19:14I...
19:15I think you're luminous.
19:18You think I'm luminous?
19:19Totally.
19:22Miranda couldn't resist the vision of herself,
19:24reflected in Skipper's slightly smudged lenses.
19:29All right, let's get out of here.
19:31Okay, yeah, let me just pay for my Captain Crunch.
19:34There's cereal at my place.
19:36Oh.
19:43And Samantha found the ultimate validation.
19:46Sex with Barkley.
19:48So, uh, where is it?
19:53What?
19:55The camera.
19:58Your friend Carrie told you about that?
19:59Uh-huh.
20:01Don't worry.
20:01I'll need hit models.
20:05I want mine.
20:08Fine.
20:09I'll make an exception.
20:21Samantha demanded nothing less than the same consideration given every other model in town.
20:34Hello?
20:35Carrie?
20:36It's Stanford.
20:37Do you have any idea what happened to Derek last night?
20:40Actually, you'll never believe it, but...
20:43Yes?
20:45It's Stanford.
20:51Hi, Stanford.
20:53Uh, uh, Derek?
20:55Could you put Carrie back on the phone?
20:57Sure.
21:01Hello.
21:03How could you?
21:04I didn't.
21:05We just talked.
21:08I knew he was gay.
21:16It's amazing what you'll do to be with these models.
21:19I've got to retire soon.
21:20They keep me from getting work done.
21:22They make me fuck up my life.
21:24Look at me.
21:25I'm an old man at 34.
21:31I began to realize that being beautiful is like having a rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park.
21:37Completely unfair, and usually bestowed upon those who deserve it least.
21:41I'm not interrupting your work, am I?
21:44Hey, what a surprise.
21:46I can't stay.
21:47I'm late for a meeting.
21:48But I've been thinking about that article you're writing.
21:50About men who date models.
21:52Yeah, what about them?
21:53First of all, well, there are so many goddamn gorgeous women out there in this city.
21:58What an amazing observation.
22:02But the thing is this.
22:04After a while...
22:06You just want to be with the one who makes you laugh.
22:10Know what I mean?
22:17Okay.
22:19See ya.
22:30I take that back.
22:32Beauty is fleeting.
22:34But a rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park is forever.
22:41England.
22:51The seat's still in my mirror at once.
22:57Are you lying?
22:59It's fine.
22:59I'm not sure who makes you laugh about it.
23:00I'm very busy praying through him because I will get this.
23:05It's fine.
23:06I'm a carcered in my room.
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