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00:21I
00:22Know what you're thinking this fucking guy, right rich prick
00:25I mean damn that kimono was made to be worn for the highest level state functions of the emperor of
00:31Japan
00:31And he's just lounging around in that shit
00:34Oh
00:34Look at that spill some osso buko on it
00:38Oh well
00:41But let me be clear about this
00:45No one
00:46Just hands you a royal kimono
00:50I came from nothing
00:54People want to say that American dream is dead
00:56Well that's bullshit
00:59Because the story I'm about to tell you
01:01My story
01:03Is one that can only happen
01:05In the U.S. of motherfucking A
01:11Are you even listening to me Andrea
01:14I thought you were on the phone
01:16I'm inspiring you with my personal journey
01:18This is a big deal for you Andrea pay attention
01:25You know parents all the same
01:27Oh my god
01:27Shut up
01:28They don't understand that us kids are going to make some mistakes
01:31So two you are the kids all across the land
01:33Get your ass in a stove
01:34There's no need to argue
01:35Parents just don't understand
01:44We were in here before
01:46We took some candy when we weren't looking
01:51I'm sorry
01:52Damn right you're sorry
01:54We are a family that pays for what we get
01:56Okay it's just 30 cents
01:58No
02:00Can't pay for these
02:02It's not funny
02:03You know I'm working towards something Isaiah
02:05Nobody succeeds overnight
02:06You gotta put the time in
02:08Ask him
02:09Was it easy opening this place up
02:10No
02:11Took years of hard work
02:12You see boys
02:13Years
02:13You just gotta keep the faith
02:17Dad
02:18Dad
02:19What
02:21We took more candy
02:24Give him the candy
02:29I'm proud of you Craig
02:33Fucking snitch
02:36What's the combination motherfucker
02:37Stop fucking stalling
02:40Be cool
02:41I didn't see anything
02:49So how did I get from there to the splendor and opulence
02:54I now inhabit
02:55Wait are you crying
02:56Don't cry
02:57Oh Mr. Craig
02:58It's so sad
02:59It's not sad
02:59It's inspiring
03:00No it is sad
03:01Agree to disagree
03:02I lost my cousin when I was eight
03:04We're not talking about that now
03:06Andrea
03:06This is an uplifting interaction
03:08Cancer
03:09Andrea
03:16It's 4am
03:17Miami is asleep
03:18But me I'm wide awake
03:20Why?
03:21Am I out at the clubs?
03:22Do I rise with the European markets?
03:24No
03:25I just really have to pee
03:29Pause with laughter
03:30Pause with laughter
03:32This is an all too familiar story for a man of over 40, 50 or even 60
03:37So what's the deal?
03:38Chances are you're suffering from benign prostatic hyperplasia
03:42In other words you're having a large prostate son
03:46It's too blind
03:48It's too blind
03:49In other words you having a large prostate sir
03:52Frequent need
03:53Weak stream
03:54Post urination dribbling
03:56This has to stop
03:57But luckily
03:58Nessa up
04:00I'm dropping you at your mom's
04:02I have to be at work early
04:02In a minute dad
04:03There's an all natural supplement
04:05That's proven to work
04:07Saw
04:08Palmetto
04:09Berries
04:10Pharmaceutical companies
04:11Are desperate for these berries
04:14But they only grow one place
04:15In the entire world
04:17Oh shit
04:18What was that?
04:20Is that an iguana?
04:21Where did it come from?
04:30It's cause of the cold
04:31They get stunned and start falling out of trees
04:34Toss him in a bush
04:35He'll warm up eventually
04:41I'm gonna go ahead and grab that for me
04:42I don't love reptiles
04:44Lizards
04:44Snakes
04:45Skinks
04:46What's a skink?
04:47I don't know what a skink is
04:48I'm not gonna look that shit up and scare myself
04:49Well I'm not touching that
04:51I'm trying to wipe us
04:53Oh
04:54Oh
04:55Oh
04:56Oh
04:58Oh
05:03Ah
05:13Ah
05:14Ah
05:15Ah
05:15Ah
05:16Ah
05:16Ah
05:16Damn it
05:16Ah
05:17Ah
05:18Ah
05:20Ah
05:25It wasn't that big a deal.
05:27That's because you refused to touch it, Nessa.
05:30Hey, Camille.
05:33Marco.
05:35Thank you for taking her.
05:37I have to be in early because I'm actually applying for a business loan.
05:40So I bought this suit.
05:41It fits so nice, it looks like it was painted on.
05:45Yeah? Good.
05:46That's what I was going for.
05:48Oh, you're just going to walk away?
05:50Now you can't read my lips.
05:51Boy, that Marco sure gained some weight, hasn't he?
05:53He's calling me fat again.
05:55This is family time, Marco. You don't need to be here.
05:58Good luck in your meeting, Dad.
06:00Thank you, baby.
06:15Craig, wow. I barely recognize you out of your guard uniform.
06:18Love the suit.
06:19I want you to know how serious I am about this.
06:22Can I just start?
06:23Oh, okay.
06:24All business.
06:30It's 4 a.m.
06:32Miami is asleep.
06:34I'm wide awake.
06:36Why?
06:36Am I out at the club?
06:38Do I rise with the European markets?
06:40No.
06:41I just really have to pee.
06:43Wait, is this a pitch?
06:45Are you applying for a loan?
06:46Yeah.
06:47I told Monica.
06:48Did she not?
06:49She just said you were coming in.
06:52Oh, I thought it was about me going to shack for Halloween.
06:56Why would I want to come in earlier to talk to you about that?
06:59Somebody wrote a letter to corporate saying they were offended, and I assumed it was you since you're the only
07:05person I hadn't asked about it yet.
07:13It wasn't me.
07:14Because you're cool.
07:15And for the record, I wasn't in blackface.
07:17I had makeup on my arms and chest, but the face was a mask.
07:21I'm not stupid.
07:23I know the rules.
07:24Okay.
07:25So, can I still do my pitch?
07:27Of course.
07:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:28Let's hear it.
07:30It's 4 a.m.
07:31Miami is asleep.
07:33Me, I'm wide awake.
07:34The whole thing is just so crazy.
07:36I'm one of the least racist people you'll ever meet.
07:42I'm sorry.
07:43Go on.
07:44So, why am I awake?
07:46Am I out of the clothes?
07:47I'm an advocate for black people.
07:49I hired you and Gloria.
07:52Gloria's not black.
07:52Well, she's something.
07:57Do I rise with the European market?
07:59I just got to tell you, my favorite actor is Jamie Foxx.
08:04I don't think you're racist, Mr. Franks.
08:07Thanks.
08:09It's so important to me that you know that.
08:13Because I can't give you a loan.
08:15Our default rate with borrowers from the black community is just too high.
08:23What is your favorite Jamie Foxx movie?
08:28Mine's Ray.
08:31So dope.
08:33I can't believe that shit.
08:35I mean, whose favorite movie is Ray?
08:36That's not what I meant, Isaiah.
08:38I worked on that presentation for over a year.
08:40Yeah, well, bosses are dicks.
08:41That's why I'm self-employed.
08:43Self-employed doing what?
08:44Doing well enough to afford the new codes.
08:47Wow.
08:48You didn't answer the question.
08:50Because I'm being intentionally vague.
08:53Damn.
08:54Learn to allow a little mystery in your life.
08:56Maybe I'm looking at this all wrong.
08:58You know what Rita Gaines says?
08:59Who the fuck is Rita Gaines?
09:01Famous entrepreneur.
09:02She was on Shark Tank.
09:03And she says, every red light turns green eventually.
09:10That's dumb as shit.
09:11Look, I'm saying this at your brother.
09:13This is your life, Gregory.
09:15You got to take action.
09:16What kind of action?
09:18As soon as his lunch is over, I want you to walk into that guy's office.
09:21Shut the door and don't leave until he agrees to listen to your pitch.
09:24The entire pitch.
09:26Fuck it.
09:27You're right.
09:28You're goddamn right, I'm right.
09:29I worked over six years.
09:30Six fucking years.
09:31He can give me 10 minutes.
09:32He can give you 20.
09:32You can't give me 20.
09:3420 grand.
09:3520 grand.
09:35That's what the fuck I'm talking about, Crap-Gorey.
09:45What's up?
09:46Do we have a...
09:46Mr. Franks, I need $20,000 for a down payment on a piece of swampland
09:50where I'm going to grow saw palmetto berries and make a fuck ton of money.
09:55Did you know the most older men suffer from enlarged prostates?
09:57Well, these berries shrink the prostate, improve urination, enhance hair growth.
10:03And boosts libido.
10:04Pharmaceutical companies are desperate for them, but they only grow one place in the world.
10:09Coastal.
10:12Everybody down.
10:13Down the ground.
10:15We don't need no heroes.
10:17I don't want to put no bullets in the body.
10:18Nobody moves.
10:19Nobody can...
10:22Go hit me.
10:24What is out there?
10:25What are you doing in here?
10:26I was...
10:27My pitch.
10:29Your gun's not even out.
10:30Oh shit, I forgot.
10:31All right, you know what time it is.
10:33Give me that gun.
10:34Pass the pistol.
10:38So much.
10:43What?
10:46I have no idea what you're talking about.
10:49Oh, oh, you think all this cash is from a bank robbery.
10:51It's not.
10:53Crazy story.
10:56I just found it.
10:57You know I got fired, right?
10:58I lost my job because of you.
11:00No, you lost your job because you weren't where you were supposed to be.
11:03Because you told me to go into the manager's office and shut the door.
11:05That's on you.
11:06You shouldn't be taking advice from me.
11:08I'm a no-no-life.
11:09Take me and dang.
11:10He thinks I should get golden contact lenses.
11:12But I'm ignoring him because that man is trash.
11:15They make you look like a wizard.
11:16They make you bump into shit.
11:17What happened to you, Zane?
11:19Huh?
11:19I knew about the scams and the fraud, but armed robbery?
11:23Seriously?
11:24Dan would be ashamed.
11:27You'll disgrace his name.
11:31Hey, Dan, give us a second.
11:32Oh, yeah, no doubt.
11:33No doubt about you.
11:38Fuck.
11:39My bad, man.
11:41I fixed that later.
11:42You know what I'm saying?
11:44Fuck with your periphery and shit.
11:45My bad, man.
11:47That dude's a fool.
11:48You shouldn't fall off the counter in the bank.
11:52So I need a new partner.
11:53Your unemployed.
11:54That's what you want us to talk about?
11:55Yeah.
11:56Why you think I sent a dame out of the room?
11:57Because I touched a nerve with the stuff I said about dad.
11:59Oh.
12:00No, no, no, no.
12:01That didn't affect me at all.
12:02Because you know who was a disgrace to dad's name?
12:05Dad.
12:06He achieved nothing.
12:07He ain't owned nothing.
12:09He died with nothing.
12:11But I did you dirty.
12:12It's 20 grand.
12:14Go buy yourself some Swampland.
12:15Grow your damn dick, Barry.
12:16Keep it.
12:17I'll get my lawn.
12:18And I'll do it the right way.
12:21All right, Rita.
12:22Let's go.
12:24Power and glory.
12:26It's 4 a.m.
12:27And Miami is asleep.
12:28But me, I'm wide awake.
12:30Why?
12:30Am I out at the clubs?
12:31Do I rise with the European markets?
12:33No.
12:34I just really have to pee.
12:36This is an all too familiar story for a man of 40, 50, or even 60.
12:40You're suffering from benign prostatic hyperplasia.
12:44In other words, you're having a large prostate, sir.
12:48What's your favorite Jamie Foxx movie?
12:52Excuse me?
12:52My favorite of his, definitely Collateral.
12:55You know what he's great in?
12:56The new Annie?
12:57Django?
12:58It's fucking rad.
12:59They should teach that shit in schools.
13:02The bathroom is here.
13:04Tows are clean.
13:05What else?
13:06Uh, don't tell anyone I'm renting my place.
13:09It's not really allowed.
13:10Oh, just here visiting family.
13:12I don't even think I'll be around much.
13:14Okay, cool.
13:17Well, I gotta get to the airport.
13:19I'm going to New York for a business meeting.
13:21Right on, man.
13:21Enjoy the Big Apple.
13:22Well.
13:23Hey.
14:08What the hell?
14:10Hey, hey, hey.
14:11Hey, what y'all doing here?
14:16Uh, yeah.
14:18I remember.
14:20Why do you think I'm at the car ready?
14:21I was with you.
14:22I'm our brother.
14:24I'm not living in here.
14:25What, a man can't cook breakfast in his own car without living in it?
14:29Ugh.
14:31I have a friend in town.
14:32I gave him my bed.
14:34Damn.
14:34Oh, shoot.
14:35Phone call.
14:36Gotta cut this conversation short.
14:38I will take Vanessa to the school, though.
14:41Holy shit, it's a loan officer.
14:42Foster Group, Craig Foster speaking.
14:44Hi, my name is Donald Asari, and I'm from First Florida Federated.
14:47Hello, Mr. Asari, and how can I help you?
14:49I came across your application on my boss's desk.
14:52He wasn't interested because you're...
14:53Well, the point is, I think it's an interesting proposal.
14:57Any chance you could take me by to see the plot you're looking at?
14:59Absolutely.
15:00What's a good time for you?
15:01Could you meet me there in an hour?
15:03Perfect.
15:03Yes.
15:04I'll see you there.
15:05Thank you so much, Mr. Asari.
15:07Are you getting the loan?
15:08I'm getting the loan!
15:10Well, it's not for sure yet.
15:11He's gotta see the property first.
15:13Oh, my suit.
15:14I gotta get my special suit.
15:16Sorry I can't take Vanessa.
15:18I know.
15:20I know, I know, I know.
15:21But this is the moment my life has been building up to.
15:24This is my dream, and it's the only way I can make it happen.
15:31I wanted to help grieving families cover the myriad costs of burying a pet.
15:37That's a good idea, until everybody got smartphones.
15:40It's all the same!
15:42It's one dream!
15:43It's one fucking dream!
15:47I'm sorry.
15:50But I really think this is the one.
15:55Also, since you're following me in here, I do not have a friend over.
16:00That was obviously a lie.
16:01I'm making some extra money by renting my apartment out to strangers.
16:07I never, ever do this when Vanessa's here, okay?
16:10I swear to you, Camille.
16:12Also, this guy's cool.
16:13I'm a great judge of character.
16:15I'm not just gonna let anybody apart.
16:16What the fuck?
16:18What the fuck?
16:19What the fuck?
16:28I know.
16:30I know.
16:31I don't think that's what I'm talking about.
16:33I don't think that's what I'm talking about.
16:35Hey.
16:36I'm sorry.
16:38I'm embarrassed.
16:40I'm sorry.
16:42But everything's gonna be different after today.
16:44I'm gonna get this long.
16:45It's all gonna be different, I promise.
16:47Right now, I gotta go, okay?
16:49I can't miss this.
16:50This is...
16:51Shit!
16:52My sausages!
16:54I called the fire department.
16:56Good, good.
16:57That was smart.
16:59So, can you take me...
17:07Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
17:15Jillian G.
17:17Mercedes-Benz.
17:46You didn't have to worry.
17:47I'm not one of those people.
17:48Those weird Uber drivers that doesn't talk.
17:50Okay.
17:54Are you from around here?
17:56Yes.
17:57I'm from Australia.
18:00Have you ever seen the movie, Grease?
18:05Yeah.
18:07Well, here's a little secret for you.
18:09Olivia Newton-John is from Australia.
18:14Sandy?
18:17She played Sandy.
18:18Yeah, yeah.
18:19I know you're talking about it.
18:21Have you ever heard of Nicole Kidman?
18:24Oh, I'm sorry.
18:25I gotta take this.
18:25She's Australian, too.
18:27What?
18:28No, hello?
18:29I see how it is.
18:31Well, you're about to feel real bad about being a dick
18:32because I'm calling to offer you a job.
18:34What kind of job?
18:35A legal job?
18:37That's a good question, Gregory.
18:38Let me run it up the ladder to my HR guy.
18:40Get Dame to do it.
18:42Nah, he's unavailable.
18:44He had a little mishap on account of those dumbass wizard lenses.
18:48Look, man, I'm just trying to do your poor ass a favor.
18:50Just let me know if you're in.
18:51I'm not in.
18:52My poor ass doesn't need any favors.
18:54As it so happens, I'm on my way to a business meeting right now.
18:59So, thank you, and go fuck yourself.
19:02Just call me after when it doesn't work out.
19:04Go fuck yourself.
19:08You're a businessman.
19:10Very cool.
19:11My father moved here to be a businessman.
19:14And then he died.
19:16Sorry to hear that.
19:17It's all right.
19:18It was sort of the best age to lose your dad as a teenager.
19:25So, what's this big meeting?
19:28I'm trying to buy some land so I could start a salt palmetto for him.
19:31It's complicated.
19:32Wow.
19:34I wish I was good at business.
19:36I'm way in debt, which is crazy because I have so many jobs.
19:40I Uber, I Lyft, I TaskRabbit, I get paid by creeps online to watch me eat bananas.
19:46I do a little elder care.
19:48Oh, shit!
19:49What?
19:50What?
19:50What?
19:53Sorry, I just have to do one thing real quick.
19:55No, I have a meeting.
19:56I know, but this will just take one second, please.
19:58Pretty please?
19:59Fine, fine, fine.
20:00Great.
20:02What's that hammer for?
20:04Hammering.
20:05Be right back.
20:21What the fuck?
20:32Nearly done!
20:33Just wrapping up!
20:34Oh, shit!
20:35Fuck you!
20:36Oh, shit!
20:44Hey!
20:44I'm just going to get another Uber.
20:46No, no, no!
20:47I'm done!
20:48I'm done!
21:00Would you mind sliding down a tad?
21:02I'm going to need a little room for this guy.
21:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
21:15So, you're probably wondering about the snake.
21:17Yeah, I'm wondering about the fucking snake.
21:19That's exactly what I'm wondering about, Jillian G.
21:21It's all completely above board.
21:23The state of Florida pays me to do this job.
21:25Check it out.
21:26I've got a pamphlet.
21:29Ten years ago, there was a trend for people to get Burmese pythons as pets.
21:33They start out really cute.
21:35That can't be true.
21:36It is, but then they got too big, so everyone drove their snakes out to the swamps and set
21:40them free.
21:41But they're not from here, so nothing eats them, but they eat everything.
21:46Birds.
21:46Okay.
21:47Alligators.
21:48Damn.
21:48Even other snakes.
21:49Master.
21:49It's an ecological disaster, so the state pays removal agents a hundred bucks for every
21:55dead python we bring in.
21:57It's a quick and easy way to earn some extra cash.
21:59Didn't seem easy.
22:00They're not poisonous.
22:01They're really slow.
22:02They're like big hot dogs that can bite you or squeeze you to death.
22:05But also, they can kind of smile.
22:09You know, this has been very informative and all that, but you think we...
22:13Hey!
22:14Hey!
22:14It's alive!
22:16You didn't kill it!
22:17Shit!
22:18Okay, okay, okay.
22:19Fuck!
22:19Stay calm.
22:20Just remember, it's more scared than you are.
22:22The motherfuckers are scared of all.
22:23That must mean they're brain damage.
22:25Sometimes they lose all kinds of breezes.
22:27Drop his neck.
22:28That doesn't help his whole neck.
22:29I don't know.
22:31Shit!
22:32Shit!
22:33Get off me!
22:35Get off me!
22:36Let's go!
22:37Oh!
22:38Sorry!
22:39Get off me!
22:40Shit!
22:41Ah!
22:42Ah!
22:43Ah!
22:43Shit!
22:44Oh!
22:45Oh!
22:46Oh!
22:46The window was killing!
22:49Oh!
23:02Okay, so I kind of feel like I owe you an apology.
23:06You were right!
23:07The window thing worked!
23:09You killed the snake!
23:10That's not what you should be apologizing for, Jillian G.
23:12What do you think I should be sorry about?
23:14Everything!
23:15The generalities of this whole situation!
23:18Okay, but the window thing was super smart.
23:22So many people overlooked the cerebral aspect of snake killing.
23:26Hey!
23:27Would you ever want to team up?
23:29Your brain's my hammer?
23:30I just want to get to my meeting.
23:33Does your car still drive?
23:34Oh, yeah, for sure.
23:36I'll just throw it in reverse and get you there in no time.
23:39My special suit!
23:40I can't show up looking like this.
23:42Not a problem.
23:43I have clothes you could change into.
23:48Do you live in there?
23:50Yeah, it's great.
23:50I got a bed, I got a couple garbage bags for my things.
23:56That's pretty much it.
23:57Where do you go to the bathroom?
23:58Starbucks.
23:59It's actually awesome.
24:00It is.
24:01Does your bathroom get cleaned twice a day?
24:03Look, this is very nice and more than a little bleak,
24:05but I don't think you have anything in there that'll fit me.
24:09Oh, really?
24:13What the hell is that?
24:14My graduation gown!
24:15Florida School of Excellence, class of 07.
24:18Go titties!
24:19The old mascot was racist,
24:21so they let the students vote on a new one.
24:28That colour does really pop on you.
24:30Quick tip, though, stay in the shade
24:32because that fabric melts in the sun
24:34and it will burn your skin.
24:52Mr. Sarian, I'm Craig.
24:59What are you wearing?
25:00This is, oh, it's a, uh, it's a gown.
25:03Standard business casual gown.
25:06Look, I have a presentation for you, okay?
25:07Yeah.
25:10It's 4 a.m., and Miami is asleep, but I'm wide awake.
25:15Why?
25:16Am I out at the clubs?
25:17Do I rise with the European markets?
25:19No.
25:20This is really have to pee.
25:25This is an all-too-familiar story for a man of over 40, 50, or even 60.
25:33What's the deal?
25:35What's, uh, the deal?
25:41Well, okay, look, I know this thing is crazy.
25:44I'm late.
25:45I show up in the billboard.
25:47When I was a kid, my dad told me,
25:50if I worked hard, I could make it.
25:53I could become rich.
25:56It won't be easy, he said,
25:57but you just gotta have faith.
26:02And then he died.
26:04He wasn't rich.
26:05He wasn't anything.
26:08But I carried on his dream.
26:10I just thought that, you know,
26:13if I could prove him right,
26:16then his life would have meant something.
26:19His death would have meant something.
26:21And I waited, and I worked through setback after setback,
26:26and it's just getting so damn hard.
26:28And I just wanted a sign,
26:31anything to tell me to keep going.
26:33So when you called this morning out of nowhere,
26:37that's what I had been waiting for.
26:39It was like the heavens opened up,
26:41and I could hear the angels singing.
26:43So now, if you say no,
26:45it's not just that I won't get to start my new business.
26:50This is everything I've ever believed in.
26:54So I'm asking,
26:56please,
26:59reward my face.
27:03Fuck him.
27:04That guy's a dick.
27:10Do you mind if we make a quick pit stop?
27:14I feel like I'm going above and beyond here
27:17in my role as Uber passenger.
27:18Okay, I didn't want to ruin the surprise,
27:21but I'm going to give you the hundred bucks
27:24to invest in your business.
27:26What?
27:26Why?
27:27Do you know why my graduation gown wasn't melted?
27:29I assumed because you were sitting in the shade or whatever.
27:32There's no shade at the Florida School of Excellence.
27:36Wake up, man.
27:37I didn't graduate.
27:39Remember when I said 16 was a good age
27:42to have your dad die?
27:43It wasn't.
27:44I tricked you.
27:46I kind of stopped going to school after that.
27:48Stopped really doing anything.
27:51Things have been tough since then,
27:53and I don't know,
27:53I just don't like to see anyone else give up.
27:56Well, I appreciate it, Jillian G.,
27:57but a hundred bucks ain't going to do shit for me.
27:59It might be a hundred and ten.
28:01They pay by the foot,
28:02so if you pull the skin away from them...
28:03I need $20,000, okay?
28:07So keep your money.
28:09I'm done.
28:12Okay.
28:13Well, I guess I better go find someone else
28:16to help me with this then.
28:17No.
28:24Hey!
28:25How'd the big business meeting go?
28:27You swimming in dickberries?
28:28No.
28:29Look,
28:31I'll call to see if you still have that
28:34job open and available for me.
28:35The illegal one?
28:37The crime I'm doing.
28:38I thought I was being cagey about this.
28:40Oh, no.
28:41Not before I had a chance
28:42to rub your moral downfall in your face.
28:44Not a moral downfall.
28:46Oh, it is.
28:47We're going to do such fucked up stuff together.
28:49Hey,
28:50you think you're in my head?
28:54I know what you're doing.
28:56Standing out here.
28:58Ain't going to work.
28:59What the fuck are you talking about?
29:00Oh, you think we're going to be intimidated
29:01because you've got a 14-footer?
29:03Think that makes you the favorite?
29:04Well, guess what?
29:05My boy and I are going to eat your fucking ass.
29:09Dad.
29:10Yeah, we're going to be eating out on your ass
29:12all day long.
29:14Dad.
29:14What, Corby?
29:16What?
29:17We're going to eat his ass.
29:20Yeah, but we're going to kick his ass.
29:22You know what I meant, okay?
29:23Well, I'm having a showdown here.
29:24A man's showdown.
29:25Don't undermine me.
29:26I'm sorry.
29:27Excuse me.
29:28What are you talking about?
29:29The contest.
29:31The Florida Python challenge.
29:33It starts tomorrow.
29:3430 days.
29:34Whoever kills the most snakes gets a grand prize.
29:36What kind of grand prize?
29:37Cash.
29:38How much cash?
29:42$20,000.
29:48Zay, I got to go.
30:15I got a PhD in how to make ends meet
30:20I graduated from the college industry
30:24Inflation in the nation, don't bother me
30:28Cause I'm a scholar when it comes to the almighty dollar
30:32Money, money, money, money
30:37Money's on my mind
30:41Money, money, money moves me
30:44I even like the money style
30:47After me, with the green
30:50I make a dollar
30:51Wanna holler
30:52Make a mark
30:53Wanna boss
30:54Make a pound
30:55Wanna crown
30:56Money, money, money, money
31:01Money's on my mind
31:03Ain't no such thing as dirty money
31:08The rich won't know what I mean
31:11When money ain't got no smell
31:14Let me tell you
31:16How green can't keep you clean
31:20Not a doctor
31:21Shh
31:22Shh
31:22Shh
31:23Shh
31:23Shh
31:24You
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