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00:16Oh, James! Oh no, the first lipstick message! I mean, James was very insecure and she just
00:24wasn't sure of herself and this is such a high-pressure competition. You have to be
00:27sure of yourself. You know, the second she walked in I saw the fear in the eyes and I
00:30just saw her get defeated. I honestly was really surprised I was on the bottom, like
00:36I was really surprised. I'm feeling so underdogged because compared to James I
00:43was like a 10 to a 1. How about you Miss Winner? How are you feeling? I think you
00:49admittedly have the least amount of experience of all the queens and you
00:53slayed. I'm very grateful but it's a lot of pressure so I'm very focused to
00:58deliver to the next level every single time. I'm really looking forward to
01:02knocking you out of your winner spot, okay? Yes, she's won a challenge, whatever. Her
01:09confidence is definitely ballsy for her only doing drag for 10 months.
01:14Is the bride sad to take off her wedding dress? I really am. I'm not mad at you for
01:18that. I understand. I've been praying so hard to La Vigencita de Guadalupe and I
01:22feel like she's been guiding me through. It's not fun being the bridesmaid. I want
01:27to be the bride. I'm not here to play games. The next challenge is mine.
01:35The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills
01:40cosmetics and a cash prize of $100,000 with extra special guest judges Tajik Hall and
01:47Cheyenne Jackson.
01:56Here we are again. It's today.
01:59It's today.
02:00Oops. This is stupid.
02:02I'm coming off this high of having won. The first queen has gone home and it feels
02:08great. It feels exactly like I thought it would.
02:10Okay, guys. After, like, the gymnastics challenge, what to expect?
02:15I'm still sore from cheerleading. Girl.
02:17So I'm hoping it's not anything physical. A knitting challenge.
02:22Woo!
02:23Woo!
02:24Girl!
02:25She's not ready to hair hers.
02:27Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
02:29To become America's next drag superstar, you have to try on a lot of glass slippers. Kiss a bunch
02:35of frogs, but don't be an evil queen. That role has already been taken.
02:49Hello, hello, hello!
02:52Yes, ma'am.
02:54Just a little leopard print.
02:55Now, what do you guys think of the wax figure of me on Loan from Madame Tussauds?
03:00Gorgeous.
03:01I pray to her before a challenge.
03:03Really?
03:03Yeah.
03:04Don't you love the way her eyes follow you around the room?
03:09It's almost like there's a hidden camera in there.
03:11Oh, Lord.
03:13Watching your every move.
03:15Maybe there is.
03:19Ladies, don't let this devastatingly beautiful queen cast an evil spell on your charisma,
03:26uniqueness, nerve, and talent. Because for this week's maxi challenge, you need to create
03:31a totally original fairy tale princess.
03:35Oh, my God!
03:37I have no problem picturing myself as a princess.
03:41I'm a jappy girl who likes nice things.
03:43First, you'll come up with a memorable name and a mythology.
03:48Then, you'll need to design a fantasy frock to debut on the main stage.
03:53Hashtag drag princess.
03:56And to help you bring your princess story to life, you'll also be creating a sassy sidekick.
04:03And you'll be playing both parts.
04:07What?
04:08We have to create a little sidekick to have our heads floating by our character.
04:13This is nuts.
04:14Who thinks of this?
04:16So, Cinderfellas, feel free to use the magical materials from the fabric planet wall.
04:22Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win.
04:31How are you feeling about this challenge, girl?
04:34I feel like I have the new age mindset to kind of like make this extremely avant-garde and high
04:39fashion.
04:40So, I feel like I might have this one in the bag.
04:44It's a design challenge and I sew 80%, 95% of everything I wear.
04:49So, I'm known for creating different looks and I feel really confident that this might be my challenge.
04:58What the fuck am I doing?
05:00I do not sew.
05:02I've only made tote bags and pillows.
05:07Are you okay?
05:08I'm gonna just try and make something mermaid-y, something underwater-y.
05:12I'm doing it under the water too.
05:14Are you doing a fish?
05:15I was gonna do a mermaid, but then I was like, there's too many people doing under the water stuff.
05:19Great.
05:20Yeah.
05:21I don't, yeah, I'm terrified.
05:25Ooh, what's this that you got here, Kimura?
05:27I'm gonna be, obviously, Tarzan's other wife.
05:30How are you feeling about going into this challenge?
05:33You were in the bottom two last week and you don't sew.
05:37I know, I don't sew.
05:38I like to pay designers to make myself.
05:40I'm your very spoiled drag queen.
05:43Would Kim K sew her own outfits? No.
05:46Well, if you pay designers to do your stuff, how much will you pay me to make your challenge?
05:50I mean, I have $400 right now.
05:53I'll see if I have some time.
05:55I don't work in a sweatshop.
05:56That's not what I signed up for.
05:57This is not America's Next Top sweatshop.
06:00Where are you gonna put this?
06:02Like, on your shoulder?
06:02I just got the wrap for shows.
06:03Just because?
06:04I don't even really want it.
06:05Can I have it?
06:06Yeah, take it, girl.
06:07I think with this challenge, I'm wanting to show that I'm not afraid to go in a risky direction.
06:12What is all these cockroaches, girl?
06:14It's for my look.
06:15What are you doing?
06:16Like, sewer underground princess.
06:19Like, very grungy and gross, kind of.
06:21Have, like, shit growing off of my face and, like, very sewer rat.
06:27I have never heard of a sewage princess in my entire life.
06:30What kind of princess is that?
06:32Eureka, better watch out, because the judges don't play around.
06:36She can go home.
06:37Thank you for the rant.
06:38You're welcome.
06:39Come on, Templeton.
06:40Ah!
06:41Coming up, you came very close to winning last week.
06:45Miss Thing, she won.
06:45She better watch out.
06:46Fuck that bitch.
06:55What's the story?
06:56Once upon a time, it was a beautiful princess.
07:00For this challenge, we have to create a fantasy fairy tale princess and a sassy sidekick.
07:05Oh my god, Trinity, you've never looked more beautiful than you do.
07:08You're such a bitch, huh?
07:11So what are you going for?
07:12You're going for, like, sea princess?
07:14My whole Instagram branding is based on the fact that I ride the subway to my gig.
07:19Okay, yes.
07:20So I'm Princess Subway Fish.
07:21We were given the brief to come up with a mythological background story for our princesses.
07:27Introducing Princess Corella.
07:30Someday she'll be the most...
07:33What's an adjective?
07:35What is an adjective?
07:38Isn't an adjective where you, like...
07:42That's a noun.
07:43It's a word that describes something.
07:45Like, what do you mean?
07:46You're beautiful.
07:47Beautiful is an adjective.
07:48So beautiful is the adjective.
07:49Mm-hmm.
07:49I'm going to put delicious.
07:51Is that an adjective?
07:52Yeah, that's a super adjective.
07:53Come on, English lessons.
07:55Thank God I'm pretty.
07:58Hey, kitty girls!
08:00Yay!
08:00Hello!
08:01So how are things going in the magic queendom?
08:04Great!
08:05Good!
08:06Hi, pheromone.
08:07Roo!
08:08Roo!
08:08Roo!
08:10What kind of princess will you be in this challenge?
08:13She's going to be an underwater socialite.
08:15She's going to be, like, on all the underwater tabloids.
08:19Wow.
08:19Okay.
08:20Now, do you sew?
08:22I'm smart in a lot of other ways.
08:24But when it comes to fabrics and needles and stuff, I'm just not as, uh, uh, what's the word?
08:33Proficient.
08:34Proficient.
08:35Yeah.
08:36It's season nine.
08:37How do you walk into the work room without knowing how to sew?
08:40Whoa.
08:41That's just thick.
08:42How will you make sure that you shine through?
08:46Um, I'm just going to be my cute little self and pray to your wax figurine over there that, um,
08:55y'all like it.
08:56Okay.
08:57Can't wait to see her.
08:58Thanks, Farah.
08:59Thank you so much.
09:00Hmm.
09:01Aja from the BK.
09:03Ah!
09:04Roo!
09:04Now, you know how to sew, so you got lots of skills.
09:07Yes.
09:07So tell me about your princess.
09:10Uh, her name is Disasta.
09:11She is a volcanic eruption, basically.
09:14She is kind of inspired by my mom.
09:15She's like an angry Puerto Rican woman.
09:17Really?
09:18I have a tattoo of hers right here.
09:19That's your mother?
09:19Yes.
09:20When she got mad, you see the red come up, and her baby hairs just start crumpling up.
09:24It's like an eruption, girl.
09:25Now, how are you going to shine?
09:27I just feel so confident about it.
09:29I'm just like, I'm going to do this, and it's going to be cute.
09:32You know, I've heard that before.
09:34Well, I can't wait to see Disasta.
09:36I'll let you get to it.
09:40Valentina.
09:40I'm ready for my close-up, Lucy DeMille.
09:43Oh, my goodness.
09:44Can I see your eyes?
09:45Um, well, you see, the thing is, it's my very first time shaving my hair.
09:49I have my eyebrows, and I'm kind of, like, nervous because I don't have my Brooke Shields Blue Lagoon eyebrows.
09:54Oh, oh, my goodness.
09:56Look at there.
09:56Why don't you just shave them all off?
09:58Well, because I want to still have a bit of boy brow to draw so that I don't look completely
10:04crazy.
10:05Why were you looking at me when you said that?
10:08Okay, so I want to hear about your princess.
10:11She's an ice princess.
10:12She comes from planet Azula.
10:14And that's nowhere near Azusa, is it?
10:17Not anywhere near Azusa, California.
10:19Yes.
10:20I have a big imagination, and I'm really excited to get started.
10:23See you out there.
10:24Thanks, Ruth.
10:26Trinity Taylor.
10:27Now, tell me about your princess.
10:29What's her name?
10:30Corella Aquapissi.
10:31She sounds juicy.
10:32And salty.
10:33I kind of like her.
10:34I do, too.
10:36So, tell me about her sidekick.
10:39Well, her sidekick is Stanky the Starfish.
10:41And I was going to go with, you know, a chocolate starfish.
10:44Uh-huh.
10:45But I decided, you know, kids want bright colors, so.
10:48Kids don't know they want a chocolate starfish until they've had a chocolate starfish.
10:52Oh, right.
10:52You know?
10:53I love chocolate starfish.
10:54Are you kidding?
10:54I live for chocolate starfish.
10:56But this is not a chocolate starfish.
10:58What kind of a starfish is this?
10:59Well, he's going to be a country starfish.
11:01Like, from Cracker Barrel?
11:04Now, you came very close to winning last week.
11:07Any bitterness there?
11:08No.
11:08I came close.
11:09But you know what?
11:10I do know that Miss Thing, she won.
11:12Even though she's been doing drag a whole lot less than me, she's younger than me.
11:17Fuck that bitch.
11:19She better watch out.
11:20Okay.
11:21Because Aquapussy is coming.
11:24Well, I can't wait to see Aquapussy out there on that runway.
11:28Me, too.
11:30All right, ladies.
11:31Tomorrow on the main stage, you'll be debuting your fairy tale princesses.
11:36So, good luck and don't fuck it up.
11:41I don't want to do this.
11:45I don't know.
11:46This is hard.
11:46I don't know what I'm doing.
11:48I just really want whatever I make to look good enough to be safe.
11:53Because I know I'm not going to pump out an award-winning mermaid gown, honey.
11:56I just don't even know where to begin.
11:59Why don't you find a glue gun in your bra and work on that?
12:02You know, I kind of pictured gluing fabric on a bra being a lot easier.
12:08This is, like, complicated as fuck.
12:10Like, I think I'm going to have to cut a new piece of fabric and put it over.
12:14No, you're not.
12:14This one won't fit.
12:16I can't get it to fit over.
12:17Look.
12:18It's okay, move.
12:19Sometimes you just got to jump in, girl.
12:21Oh, I love you.
12:22I love Farrah and she's my bestie, but she literally sounds like a child all the time.
12:27It would make the world of difference if she would just stop bitching and do it.
12:31Just do it, girl.
12:32Don't be afraid of hot glue, bitch.
12:34You're a drag queen.
12:35So what I would suggest you do is, like, glue shit all the way up this one side.
12:39I'm going to give you this base to work with and then I'm going to let you go shell from
12:42there.
12:43Find, like, your shiny stuff, seashells.
12:46Oh, I broke a piece of this starfish.
12:49Farrah is one of those princesses that whines all the time.
12:53Suck it up.
12:54This is a competition.
12:55We're here to compete for $100,000.
12:57One minute you're in and the next minute you're gone, honey.
13:01Coming up.
13:02Are you afraid of what America is going to think of your makeup without Facetune?
13:06Nope, because I think I look almost the same.
13:12Awkward silence.
13:20Oh my god.
13:22Get to work.
13:23Back here again.
13:24Good morning, cuckoo girls.
13:28It's elimination day.
13:29I'm nervous, but I'm also excited about my fairytale princess outfit.
13:34I'm about to give them sewer princess.
13:39So when you say cuckoo, is it like the hole or is it like the butt?
13:42Because I'm a little confused.
13:44You know, it can be like the butt hole.
13:46But let me explain the story real quick.
13:47When I was a child, mom doesn't want us to say bad words at home.
13:51So, one day I was three years old.
13:53Tried to tell her I need to go to the bathroom.
13:55Because I need to, from my culo to do caca.
13:59She slapped me with a chancleta.
14:01She said like,
14:02Mira mijo, let me tell you something.
14:03You're not going to sit back here in this house.
14:05So I was like scared.
14:06I was like, what you do?
14:07I mean, what do you call this in your bag?
14:10So, scared one day after that situation, I said cuckoo, mama, caca, pipi.
14:16Okay.
14:16And since that, I said cuckoo.
14:18So, do I have a big cuckoo too?
14:20Girl, you do.
14:21Well, I have a cuckoo, but you have a cuckoo, girl.
14:24Oh, I feel so good to have these brows back.
14:27I see you have an eyebrow lift.
14:29Just a little.
14:30Are you afraid of what America is going to think of your makeup without Facetune?
14:35Nope.
14:36Because I think I look almost the same.
14:40Awkward silence.
14:42Everybody can get quiet, but I think I look the same in photos.
14:45Sometimes girls that come up via social media can get a lot of praise for the way they present themselves
14:51online.
14:52You've got your filters, you've got your Facetune, you've got all that.
14:56However, it's how you apply that makeup because sometimes when people see you in person, they can get a little
15:03bit disappointed.
15:07So, Trinity, when you were in Orlando and that situation happened, like, were you freaked out?
15:13I mean, I know you're from there.
15:15You're talking about Pulse?
15:16Yeah.
15:17Um, I actually wasn't in, um, Orlando at that very moment, but I'm a former Miss Pulse.
15:24Oh!
15:25And I entertained there literally the week before on their Latin night, because that happened on their Latin night.
15:31So it's scary to think, like, that literally could have been me.
15:34And so immediately my thought is...
15:37Call your friends, I'm sure.
15:38Oh my God, who do I know?
15:39Did you lose a lot of people, Trinity?
15:41Well, I didn't know any of the people that actually lost their lives.
15:44I knew several of the entertainers that were trapped in the dressing room that escaped.
15:48A lady that I worked with in my day job, one of her daughters, had just graduated nursing school and
15:55then her life was taken over.
15:57Oh my God.
15:58Oh my God.
15:58Like, for no reason.
16:00I'm so sorry, girl.
16:03Well, let me tell you a story about the strategy.
16:05I know you know, you probably knew a lot of them.
16:07June 11, I was supposed to perform that night, but I have to, um, reschedule.
16:11So Kenya Michaels, that is the cast director that night, she said, like, it's okay, mija, we can, like, reschedule
16:17you.
16:18And then, like, we were performing in Houston and we get, like, the text message.
16:22Like, oh my God, we are here on the bathroom.
16:24We can't do anything.
16:25Um, there's a guy with a gun, like, shooting everybody.
16:27And I'm like, oh my God, are you serious?
16:31And unfortunately, one of my friends died on that incident, Martin.
16:34And he was, like, like, two or three hours before, like, Cynthia, you're not here.
16:39You're supposed to have a show.
16:40That's why I came here tonight.
16:41And I'm like, baby, no, no, no, no.
16:44I just rescheduled.
16:45Uh, do you want to go home?
16:47And he was like, no, you know what, I'm going to stay.
16:48I'm going to have a cute time.
16:49I miss you so much.
16:50And he was one of my first dancers, like, ten years ago when I started doing drag.
16:55So, it was a very traumatic situation for everybody.
16:58We never expect that a tragedy like this happen in our community or happen in our clubs
17:02because we thought that we finally built a safe place for our community.
17:06We're not safe completely yet.
17:08And we're not accepted 100% yet.
17:11But we have to continue to live our lives.
17:14We can't be stuck in our houses and afraid to go out and live.
17:19Preach, girl, preach!
17:20What happened in Orlando at Pulse nightclub was a defining and shocking moment for gay people.
17:28And the fact that it was an act of violence against LGBT people of color is not insignificant here.
17:35Family.
17:35Family!
17:37Love you, girls.
17:38Family.
17:38It's so important as queer entertainers to lead the way.
17:41We need to come together and be proudly, visibly queer.
17:45And you know what?
17:46Also, drag is a brilliant place to work through feelings of pain.
17:49Girl, drag is therapy.
17:51It is.
17:52We can't move backwards.
17:53We need to stay strong.
18:18Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
18:21Look, it's my wicked stepsister, Michelle Visage.
18:25Always the wicked stepsister, never the bride.
18:28Style superstar, Carson Kressley, hi-ho!
18:32Hi-ho!
18:33It's off to work with the queue we go.
18:36The prince of YouTube, actor, singer, director, Todrick Hall.
18:41Hi Ru, you left your glass slipper in my bedroom.
18:43It's a size 12, right?
18:45Exactly.
18:46And the fairest in all the land, Cheyenne Jackson.
18:49Serving you butch queens since 75.
18:54So glad you're here.
18:56This week, we challenge our queens to bring their princess fantasies to life.
19:01And tonight, they're bringing it to the ball.
19:04Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win.
19:08Coming up...
19:09I literally had no clue at all what was going on tonight.
19:22Category is...
19:24First up, Cynthia Lee Fontaine, Princess Kukulina.
19:28Hi, my name is Booty Lee.
19:31I'm here to protect Princess Kukulina from any booty slacks.
19:36And to show her that she can bring peace, love, and sex to all the entire universe.
19:43My advice is a happy kukul is the one that is clean for others.
19:49One in the pink...
19:52Peppermint, Princess Carcinogenetta.
19:56My name is Petey the Pilot Light, and I'm flaming.
20:01I live to help make her dream of fire unsafety come true.
20:07My advice to her is simple.
20:10Burn, baby, burn!
20:14Oh, it's not just her pussy that's on fire.
20:18Pheromone, Princess Pacifica.
20:21Well, it's the snatch of the day.
20:22My name is Bablina the Blowfish.
20:25I'm Princess Pacifica's royal publicist.
20:28When I first met Princess Pacifica, she was abusing her royal privileges
20:32by partying from the Atlantic to the Pacific.
20:34I'm here to protect her from the grueling sharkarazzi
20:37and transform her reputation from swampy socialite to responsible princess of the Pacific.
20:44Charlie Himes, Princess Climaxica.
20:47My name is Isabella Snatchpacker,
20:49and I'm Princess Climaxica's lady in waiting.
20:51Our first met Princess Climaxica when she was studying languages at Galaxy University.
20:57Oh, she just loves foreign tongue.
20:59She's a cunning linguist, you know.
21:01I'm here to protect her from bad puns and double entendres.
21:05How am I doing?
21:06Hopper, I hardly know her.
21:09Eureka, Princess Eureka of Daria.
21:12Here comes Princess Eureka of Daria from the Sewer Kingdom.
21:18I am her faithful servant.
21:20Woof!
21:21Trade.
21:22The princess was kicked out of Top Land.
21:24The army banned her to reign only in the sewers.
21:27I live to help make her dream of being on the top a reality.
21:36Alexis Michelle, Princess Hashtag Subway Fish.
21:40My name is Hashtag Subway Tadpole, Princess Subway Fish's chief swimmer.
21:46We met for the first time when Princess Subway Fish was taking the train to her gig.
21:51Whenever she's bugging, I just tell her, just keep fishing.
21:55Oh, don't be so crabby.
21:56There's a cream for that.
21:59Kimora Black, Princess Banana Lady.
22:02My name is Funky Monkey, Banana Lady's cute bodyguard from Banana Kingdom.
22:09I am here to protect her from all the big bad jungle men with small bananas.
22:14I love to help her make her dream of banana digging come true.
22:20She is so rich, she got all the bananas she's ever wanted.
22:25Nina Bonina Brown Pinkett Smith.
22:28Princess Zathina.
22:30My name is Ink.
22:32I knew Princess Zathina back when she was a little hard-headed Martian.
22:36She was always the wild one of the bunch, wanting to be with the human race.
22:41I'm here to teach her to love who she is.
22:44You are from the planet Bad Bitch Uranium, so you have to represent for the bad bitches.
22:50I actually had a bad batch of uranium once.
22:53I sold it to the Russians.
22:54I remember that day.
22:56Sasha Velour, Princess Aglina.
22:58Where my birds at?
23:01My name is Lump from Self Doubtia.
23:04I'm Princess Aglina's imaginary friend.
23:08It was I who trapped her in a cage, filling her mind with self-doubt and weakness.
23:15But Princess Aglina wasn't scared of me.
23:18She embraced my darkness and showed me love.
23:22So I opened the cage and I set her free.
23:25Shea Coulee, Princess Aquaria.
23:29My name is Moon Pearl, Princess Aquaria's ice fairy from Uranus.
23:35Princess Aquaria was born in the battle for love and freedom when her star mother fused with the queen, Moon
23:43Diamond.
23:43Whenever she's feeling lost, I remind her that her ga-
23:50She'll be the most sickening princess in the universe.
23:54Why don't you come up and seaweed me sometime?
23:57No, no.
23:59Valentina, Princess Vera.
24:01Where is Vera's wang?
24:04My name is Niddy, Princess Vera's shady godmother.
24:08I live to help make her dream of freezing over the universe, be a shade come true.
24:13My advice is simple.
24:15Hate everyone.
24:17Someday, she'll be the shadiest, most evilest queen of all.
24:23And live hatefully ever after.
24:27Aja, Princess Disaster.
24:30I almost wore that same outfit today, so...
24:31Did you?
24:32Yep.
24:32My name is Da Sister, and I am Princess Disaster's smoke cloud.
24:39I live to make her dreams come true of coal mining and becoming a gold digger.
24:46Someday, she'll be the most ashy princess, and she'll live flamingly ever after.
24:53Aren't you glad you got fire insurance?
24:56Trinity Taylor, Princess Aquapussy.
24:59Oh.
25:00Oh, Surf and Turf.
25:03My name is Stanky the Starfish, the royal redneck counselor.
25:08We first met when the princess was in the water lamb clinic, getting her itch cream.
25:13It was for her outbreak, chlamydia.
25:17I hope that someday she can find the cure for this, WTD.
25:21That stands for water transmitted disease.
25:26Ooh, pass the tartar sauce.
25:30Coming up.
25:31I'm no seamstress, but that looks like a piece of fabric around your waist.
25:34Your sidekick had no personality.
25:36Fucking go for it.
25:43Welcome, ladies.
25:45When I call your name, please step forward.
26:08You may leave the stage.
26:13Ladies, you represent this week's beauties and the beasts.
26:17Oh.
26:18Let's hear from the judges.
26:20Starting with peppermint.
26:22I just like the way you've created this kind of fire idea.
26:25I think the details on the dress are impressive.
26:27I loved Petey the Pilot Life.
26:29When I was a teenager, I was cooking at home alone, and the entire kitchen caught on fire.
26:35And I've been deathly afraid of fire since.
26:37So I said, let me do something that's going to tackle my fear.
26:40Only you can prevent grease fires.
26:44Next up, pheromone.
26:46Every year, Rue and Michelle tell people you cannot come out here with a piece of fabric wrapped around your
26:50waist.
26:51And I'm no seamstress, but that looks like a piece of fabric wrapped around your waist.
26:55The sidekick, the eye makeup thing, was distracting.
26:58Because to me, it looked like you were reading a script that was maybe down in your hands.
27:02I was.
27:03Oh, see?
27:03I was just kind of let down with the character.
27:06Like, this is your chance, so fucking go for it.
27:10Up next, Kimora Black.
27:12Hello.
27:13You didn't really sell me on what your princess is.
27:15For me, that was a little lacking.
27:17And then your sidekick was robotic, and really had no personality.
27:21You seemed like you just couldn't wait for it to get over.
27:25For so long, I've been hiding behind a breastplate and patting.
27:28I'm pretty known for my butt, and I've been patting for so long, I'm kind of uncomfortable again.
27:33And it's been hard.
27:37Thank you, Kimora Black.
27:40Up next, Valentina.
27:42I wrote down Linda Evangelista.
27:44The smoky eye and the nude lip.
27:45I like it.
27:48This outfit is really gorgeous.
27:50And your sidekick, I love that it was about shade and ice.
27:54Because oftentimes, evil people come in beautiful packages, as we see every day.
27:58Oh, my.
28:00Thank you, Valentina.
28:02Gracias.
28:03Next up, Aja.
28:04I literally had no clue at all what was going on tonight.
28:10With your story as your princess.
28:12She's a volcano.
28:13She's from Brooklyn.
28:14She's from Bedside.
28:15She's Banshee.
28:15She's just going to the club to go hang out with her little clouds and stuff.
28:19Did anybody get that?
28:20No.
28:21I think that even if you wanted to be Banshee, there was a way to do it and have it
28:25just be slightly more polished.
28:27I also think that your makeup is very dark.
28:30Yeah, we can't really see your eyes.
28:32And it's been kind of dark, this whole journey.
28:36Up next, Trinity Taylor.
28:38Princess Aquapussy.
28:40When I first heard your name, I just kept thinking of James Bond, like Princess Aquapussy.
28:46You know, I love this look.
28:48I thought that from a fashion standpoint, I think this is really fun.
28:50And then you showed us your starfish.
28:52Your beach cream.
28:53You come across to me as a pageant girl.
28:55So seeing you do something like Stanky is just going to bode really well for you.
28:59Keeping with that comedy is a good road for you to go down.
29:03Thank you, my pretties.
29:05I think we've heard enough.
29:06While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
29:11All right, now, just between us wicked stepmothers, what do you think?
29:16Starting with Peppermint.
29:17Peppermint made me very, very happy tonight.
29:20The minute she stepped on stage, you knew what she was selling.
29:22I love when someone takes an inanimate object and makes a character out of it.
29:25She used something that wasn't a really good memory and turned it into a plus.
29:30I thought that was very smart.
29:31Farrah Moon.
29:32Obviously, she's gorgeous, but there was no presence.
29:35It was just a huge, giant miss.
29:37Her blowfish.
29:38It was a great idea, but I left a little unsatisfied.
29:42It's just that closed eye thing didn't work.
29:43I was more distracted by it than I was entertained.
29:46I have a secret to tell you.
29:47What?
29:48My eyes have been closed the whole show.
29:50What?
29:52Kimora Black.
29:53Funky Monkey.
29:54It was like that teen Miss USA pageant who said,
29:57most US Americans of the Korea or the South Africa.
30:00It was hard to watch, I have to say.
30:02I think we all need to take a moment to talk about the bravest struggle of all.
30:06Coming out here and telling us about her struggle.
30:10Her struggle.
30:11With not wearing hip pads.
30:11Not wearing hip pads.
30:12My God.
30:14Can you be alive and still be made a saint?
30:16No, but I think we can make arrangements.
30:20Valentina.
30:21Three for three.
30:21Each episode you look at her and we've gotten to this point where we can't wait to see what she
30:25looks like
30:25because she's so friggin' beautiful, we all just want to go up and lick her face.
30:28Both of her characters were stunning as far as presentation.
30:32And I have to say, I was really surprised at her comedy. I thought she really went there.
30:36Aja.
30:36Aja definitely chose the right name, Princess Disaster.
30:42Because that was an epic proportion earthquake.
30:45I don't understand why the chaps with the volcano.
30:49Well, the costume didn't say volcano. It said heat miser.
30:56She's charming, but it was a hot lava mess.
30:59Trinity Taylor.
31:01I liked the whole look, it was very cohesive.
31:03And then Stanky the starfish was a great counterpart.
31:06Clamidia.
31:07It made me so friggin' happy, I couldn't stop laughing.
31:10And I also feel that she interacted with her character more so than all the other girls.
31:14Really, it can just be summed up by one word.
31:16What's that?
31:17Aqua pushy.
31:19Silence!
31:20I've made my decision.
31:24Bring back...
31:25my girls.
31:37Peppermint.
31:38You're safe.
31:42Camar Black.
31:43The judges were not a fan-a. You're a banana.
31:47I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
31:52this is the worst feeling in the world it sucks to be here again trinity taylor you wished upon
31:59a star fish and your dreams came true congratulations you are the winner of this
32:05week's challenge you've won a two thousand dollar gift card from casper thank you you may join the
32:13other girls girl i finally won my first challenge i have arrived and these other girls need to watch
32:19out valentina your ice princess was totally hot you're safe thank you pheromone i hate to burst
32:33your bublina but your blowfish blue aja the judges did not lava your princess storyline
32:42aja i'm sorry my dear but you're up for elimination
32:45i feel confused i definitely think farah should be in the bottom too not me pheromone
32:54you may join the other girls thank you guys
33:01two queens stand before me ladies this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself
33:09from elimination the time has come put your lip sync for your life
33:19good luck and don't fuck it up
33:36where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods where's the streetwise earth at least
33:44to fight the rising heart
33:48isn't there a white night upon the fire in the street
33:53late at night i talk and i turn and i dream of what i think
33:58i need a hero
34:00i'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night
34:04he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight
34:09i need a hero
34:11i need a hero
34:12i need a hero till the morning light
34:15he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be soon and he's gotta be larger than mine
34:22i wear the mountains near the heavens above
34:24i wear the lightning splats the sea
34:28i can swear there is someone somewhere watching me
34:33through the wind and the chill and the rain and the storm and the blood
34:38i can feel his approach like a fire in the blood
34:50i need a hero
35:03ladies i've made my decision
35:12aja shantay you stay
35:16work girl
35:17you may join the other girls
35:19thank you so much
35:22you did that bitch
35:23kamar black
35:24you bravely
35:26bared your soul
35:28and your ass
35:31stay strong sister
35:32now
35:35sashay away
35:36love you guys
35:38we love you
35:42i'm pretty
35:45i'm a little surprised
35:47it's too early for me
35:48the judges hated my monkey i hated that monkey too
35:51i think what i would do differently is to research on how to be a monkey
35:55because that is something that i would never think i would do in my entire life
35:59but i did my best
36:01and i look gorgeous
36:03and now i'm gonna be known as one of the pretty ones
36:09contractulations my queens
36:10now remember if you can't love yourself
36:13how in the hell you gonna love somebody else
36:15can i get an amen up in here
36:17amen
36:17all right now let the music play