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00:07Oh, that was a rough, rough one, honey.
00:10Oh.
00:11I feel heartbroken.
00:13Aja's my Brooklyn boo, and I'm really, really going to miss her.
00:17Love you guys.
00:18XOXO, Aja.
00:20Awww!
00:21Anyone got any windex?
00:22Ha ha ha!
00:24The truth is, I'm thrilled to see the room thinning out, because I know I'm the contender
00:28in this competition.
00:30Aren't y'all too Nick the Nick now?
00:31Well, I have two wins, and she has a win, and then a partnered win.
00:35But also, weren't you in the bottom two, and I never even landed in the bottom three.
00:39Oh!
00:46I'm kind of jealous.
00:47I want to win, too.
00:48Because we're at the point now where, if you haven't won at least one challenge, then why
00:54are you here?
00:55But how do you feel when we told us you're perfect?
00:57Again.
00:57They told you you're perfect?
00:59One day she'll run out of perfection.
01:03Yeah, we'd all like to be in the top, but the cookie doesn't always crumble that way.
01:07Thank you, JonBenet Ramsey.
01:10At this point, there's only two girls who have not won any challenges yet.
01:15Peppermint and Farrah.
01:17That ain't a good thing.
01:18Hey Farrah, thanks for looking like a drag queen today.
01:23Peppermint's for sure in trouble, and Farrah's days are for sure numbered.
01:28Bye-bye.
01:29Do not collect $200.
01:31No cab ride for you.
01:36The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics.
01:41And a cash prize of $100,000.
01:45With extra special guest judges, Fortune Themester, and Tamar Braxton.
01:49For a brand race.
01:50You're the best woman.
01:52Best woman.
01:55Hello, world.
01:58It's today.
01:59Good morning.
02:01It's a new day, which means a new challenge.
02:07Hello, hello, hello.
02:11Ladies, I just came from the eye doctor and she prescribed me these new reading glasses.
02:16And her timing could have been better.
02:19Because in the great tradition of passive betting, it's time for the reading challenge.
02:26Because reading is what?
02:28Fundamental.
02:29Thank you very much.
02:31Sasha Velour, come on down.
02:34The library is open, darling.
02:38Alexis Michelle, Broadway's calling.
02:41In this case, it's the one in Brooklyn where the whores were.
02:45Che Coulay, you remind me of my favorite movies.
02:49Your fashion, Coming to America.
02:51And your smile, Jurassic Park.
02:55I'm so happy that we have on loan from Madame Tussauds.
02:59RuPaul statue and Miss Trinity Taylor.
03:03Nina Bonina Brown, your pads are so big.
03:07You bent down to pick something up off the street and the garbage man says, who left this raggedy couch
03:11here?
03:13Goodwill pickup is on Sunday.
03:16Faramon, all those men's that buy you fancy designer shoes?
03:20They're not your boyfriends.
03:21They're called johns and they're your employers.
03:25Shea Shea Coulay, you sure are a scene stealer.
03:29I guess gnawing on set pieces explains those teeth.
03:32Oh, that's how good.
03:37Valentina, your wardrobe sure does look expensive, but money can't buy talent.
03:42Oh, hey.
03:44Farrah, you really are the...
03:53Peppermint, you assassinated Cynthia in the lip sync, but did you have to practice on your wardrobe?
03:59Nina Bonina Brown, Jurassica Parker.
04:01I hate this.
04:02You've had some ups and downs in this competition, and I cannot wait to read it all in your biography,
04:08Fifty Shades of Ashy.
04:11Alexis, Michelle, you're oh so Broadway, but you're also very broad.
04:18Trinity Taylor, I once told you that you're so beautiful inside and out.
04:22I lied, you ugly stripper.
04:26Ladies, we're gonna do an exercise.
04:28Everybody raise your arms up to the sky, and Shea, this is for you.
04:34One word.
04:35Deodorant, bitch.
04:39Peppermint.
04:40You need one.
04:43I told y'all she's sneaky.
04:45Oh, my God, I hate doing this kind of stuff.
04:47I know.
04:47Sasha, you and Ru have a lot in common.
04:51He's bald, you bald, he wear glasses, you wear glasses, he's rich, never mind.
04:58Alexis, you're like a BMW.
05:01Body made wrong.
05:05Valentina, you think you're Miss Venezuela, but you're more like Miss Keenson.
05:10Oh, man.
05:12Alexis, Michelle.
05:13Pillsbury called.
05:14They want their rolls back.
05:16Oh.
05:19Okay, that's all I got.
05:20Thank you, pheromone.
05:23I can't do that.
05:24Oh, you did.
05:25The library is officially closed.
05:29Now, you're all avid readers, but one of you is the head librarian, Valentina.
05:36Oh, you did it.
05:38You've won a four-night stay for you and a guest at the Saguaro Palm Springs.
05:43Oh, I love Palm Springs.
05:45Now, reading one another do take nerve, but you need titanium balls and tits to read a legendary queen.
05:54So, for this week's Maxi Challenge, we're bringing back the RuPaul Roast.
06:01Hashtag RuPaul Roast.
06:03But this time, our guest of dishonor won't be me.
06:07The person you'll be roasting is...
06:11Michelle Versailles.
06:15And get this, she has no idea.
06:19Now, Valentina, since you won the reading challenge, you'll decide the order of the presenters.
06:24And a word of warning, ladies.
06:27Michelle never forgets.
06:34So, don't fuck it up.
06:39Here we go, y'all.
06:40What do you think, Valentina?
06:42Do you know what order you want to go in?
06:44I want to go just somewhere in the middle.
06:45Valentina, I know that, like, first and last are, like, the hardest positions, and I don't mind either one of
06:51them.
06:51Okay, so, going first is going to be Shay.
06:54All right.
06:54Second is going to be Stasha.
06:56Okay.
06:57Third is going to be the one and only me.
06:58Going fourth, Trinity.
07:00Fifth, Farrah.
07:01Sixth, Peppermint.
07:02Seventh is Nina Bonina Brown.
07:04And closing our show is Alexis.
07:06Time for us to start writing jokes.
07:08Be clever.
07:09That's the goal.
07:10Here's a tip.
07:11Don't make it about my body.
07:14Oh, Lord.
07:15I was surprised.
07:16You guys came from anything to do with my size.
07:19Um, I just, like, would have preferred not to do with body image.
07:23So, that's all I have to say about that.
07:26Okay, but we can't be sensitive.
07:27It's a comedy challenge.
07:29Girl, get over it.
07:31You knew people were going to read you.
07:32You made fun of other people.
07:34Calm down.
07:35You're a drag queen, honey.
07:37I'm sorry about my joke.
07:38I don't want you to feel that I think it's okay to make you feel that way.
07:42I feel like right now, Alexis is in her head.
07:45And I'm concerned that she's not going to take it far enough.
07:47And for a roast to be good, you've got to go all the way.
07:54Coming up.
07:55Everybody's nervous.
07:57Oh.
08:02Bye, bitch.
08:09Oh.
08:10Oh, my God.
08:11We have to do a roast of Michelle Visage.
08:14Oh, my fucking God.
08:16Everybody's nervous.
08:17Oh, you might have got lucky.
08:18Get out of here.
08:19I am frozen.
08:21And I'm not even talking about my face.
08:26So, I have my pen in one hand.
08:28And I have my hand on a piece of paper.
08:32And I just think.
08:36And nothing.
08:40Virgen de Guadalupe, por favor, ayúdame en este momento porque no tengo nada.
08:45Girl, Guadalupe ain't going to write these jokes for you.
08:47You've got to do it for your own self, girl.
08:48So, get to work.
08:49Oh.
08:51Hello.
08:52Hi.
08:53Hi.
08:54I brought Ross to help you with your material.
08:57This is my first time ever in the workroom.
08:58Do you know that?
08:59You're kidding.
09:00Oh, my goodness.
09:01Well, welcome.
09:02It's just like I pictured it.
09:05Alexis Michelle.
09:07Hi, gentlemen.
09:07Hi.
09:08Now, a little birdie told me that you were a little miffed off by the reading challenge.
09:13I just thought some of my sisters could have come up with some more original material.
09:17Oh.
09:18Hmm.
09:18You were more disappointed than miffed.
09:21Now, the truth is, Ru, body image has been something I've struggled with for a lot of
09:25my life, and I have talked with my sisters, and they know what I've struggled with.
09:31That's why it was a little bit hurtful.
09:35So, you feel like it's okay for you to make fun of someone else, but not someone else to
09:39make fun of you?
09:41Um, look, I will try, you know, whenever I come for anybody on that runway, to make sure
09:46that we're all laughing together.
09:47Right.
09:48But that's the thing about comedy, and a lot of times, especially people who have been
09:52through hell and high water with the issue, the only way to get through it is to friggin'
09:56laugh at it.
09:57That's true.
09:58Mm-hmm.
09:58Because, look, you survived.
09:59Yeah.
10:28Have you ever done comedy before?
10:30How'd that go for you?
10:32Honestly, I really did like doing it.
10:34You know, I did go for a low blow with Alexis Michelle, and it did not feel good.
10:39Now, are you more worried about what other people will think of you?
10:43I just am more worried about staying true to my integrity and not hurting anyone.
10:48You're 12.
10:49What kind of integrity do you have?
10:51I get it.
10:52I would go on Chelsea Lately all the time, and that show was really about tearing down Hollywood,
10:56and my nature is to be nice, so I'd be the one in the corner going, but I like Jessica
11:00Simpson,
11:01you know, trying to—
11:02But it can be done.
11:04Lube her up a little bit.
11:05Yeah.
11:05You know what I mean?
11:05I love you, Michelle, but—
11:07Uh-huh, uh-huh.
11:08I'm the biggest fan of Michelle Visage, but—
11:10Yeah.
11:11Exactly.
11:12And it's not as mean.
11:13Totally.
11:13Except it's totally mean.
11:14Yeah, right.
11:15Now, you haven't won any challenges.
11:17I know.
11:17Because at this point in the competition, if you haven't won any challenges, you may wind
11:21up in the bottom.
11:22Oh, don't say that, Rue!
11:24You gotta come for it.
11:25Okay.
11:25Okay.
11:26Make us laugh.
11:27Yeah.
11:28Bye!
11:28Bye!
11:30Hey, pep-pep-peppermint.
11:32Yo, Rue!
11:32Hi!
11:33How are you?
11:34Hey, baby.
11:34Good to see you.
11:35Now, obviously, Michelle is the target of this roast.
11:37Does this scare you?
11:38Does this excite you?
11:39It scares the shit out of me.
11:42Tell me about it.
11:42I've never roasted anyone before.
11:44Are you a funny queen?
11:45I think so.
11:46I mean, I think people laugh.
11:48I think you are, but so far in this competition, you've had some trouble getting out of the gate,
11:53so to speak.
11:54I feel like it's more like crossing the finish line.
11:56Okay.
11:57All right.
11:57Ding dong.
11:58Are you hungry for a win?
11:59I'm starving, and this is the time.
12:01Well, that's up to you.
12:03All right.
12:03Thanks, Peppermint.
12:07Sasha Velour.
12:08Hi, guys.
12:09Now, you're very smart.
12:10You're intellectual.
12:11How are you going to pull off a gutter roast?
12:13I feel like my worries about not being funny have been getting in my way.
12:18Are you funny in life?
12:20That's the big question.
12:21I make people laugh, but in my shows, my edge is that it's serious and analytical and has a bit
12:26of philosophy and politics.
12:28You've got to use what you've got.
12:29Maybe you can use this sort of intellectual thing to make fun of yourself and then go after Michelle.
12:35You know what I'm saying?
12:36Yeah.
12:36Now, how's the joke writing coming along?
12:38I'm having some writer's block with this one.
12:41Well, time's running out.
12:42I know.
12:43Have you written any jokes?
12:44I've written the words, mutton dressed as lamb.
12:50Which could apply to a lot of people.
12:52This is going to be very interesting.
12:54Just make sure you make us laugh.
12:56Absolutely.
12:57And don't forget, please, make us laugh.
13:00See ya.
13:00See ya.
13:03All right.
13:03Listen up, kitty girls.
13:05Roast them good, ladies.
13:06Mm-hmm.
13:08Let's go rush.
13:08Bye.
13:09Bye.
13:14I didn't understand the mutton and lamb joke.
13:17So mutton is old sheep.
13:19Okay, okay, okay.
13:19And lamb is baby sheep.
13:21But it also, people use it to describe when someone who is old is dressing to appear younger.
13:24Okay.
13:26Mm-mm.
13:28Bye, bitch.
13:31Coming up, we challenged our queens to perform in the second RuPaul Roast.
13:36But our guest of honor isn't going to be me.
13:49This week's maxi challenge is the RuPaul Roast, and this time we'll be roasting Michelle Visage.
13:56Sarah.
13:57Yes.
13:57I'm sorry I insinuated you were a prostitute.
14:00Aw, thank you, baby.
14:01I'm sorry I made fun of your roles.
14:04And I'm sorry for bringing it up now.
14:07I'm sure that your Johns are really lovely people.
14:10Oh.
14:13Okay, girl.
14:16There's moments, you guys, where, like, there's a joke set.
14:19And then everybody laughs, and I look around and just start, like, laughing to blend in.
14:23That was my experience when I first lived in Russia.
14:26Humor in another language is so challenging.
14:28How long did you live there?
14:29I lived there for, like, two and a half years altogether.
14:32Oh, my God.
14:32I got stuck in Moscow.
14:34I was presenting female.
14:36Oh, my God.
14:37And my ID does not match.
14:39And I was in Moscow airport for a connection, I think, in, like, 30 minutes.
14:44Eight months ago.
14:45Oh, my God.
14:46And so we land, and we're supposed to go to the little transfer desk or whatever.
14:49And the woman, she didn't speak any English.
14:53And she just kept looking at my ID and looking at me.
14:56And it was clear that she was disagreeing with the fact that my ID looked male and I looked female.
15:01Well, it's illegal, Russia.
15:03Okay, so that's what it was.
15:04So she detained me.
15:05Oh, that's really terrifying.
15:08I was terrified to the point where I had to snatch my own wig off my head in the line
15:11with all these people.
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13Just to prove to her that I'm, this is me, and please let me through it.
15:16And it was so humiliating.
15:18That's really a tragedy.
15:19There's a lot of gender fear in Russia.
15:21Yeah.
15:22I feel for her.
15:23When I was living in Russia, I had to disguise myself.
15:26I couldn't be Sasha Velour.
15:27I had to think carefully about what clothes I was wearing, how I moved my body.
15:32Queer people in Russia are living in an oppressive system.
15:35I just have to keep in mind that it doesn't take away my womanhood.
15:39Amen.
15:40A.
15:40Woman.
16:05What?
16:06Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
16:09Michelle Visage.
16:11It's roasting time.
16:12Hope you brought a pig.
16:13I sure did.
16:15From Hollywood Today Live, the hilarious Ross Matthews.
16:20Are you ready to be read for filth?
16:22Good thing I brought my sanny wipes.
16:24Eww.
16:25Writer, actress, comedian, fortune beamster.
16:28I hope you have a thick skin.
16:31Yeah, and I'm extra crispy.
16:35And drag race favorite of all time dot com, Tamar Braxton.
16:40Hey, girl.
16:41Hi, dolly.
16:43This week, we challenged our queens to perform in the second ever RuPaul Roast.
16:48But this time, our guest of honor isn't going to be me.
16:53I've challenged our queens to roast Michelle Visage.
16:57What?
16:58Michelle Visage.
16:59What?
17:01Oh, no.
17:03Bitch.
17:04Takes one to know one.
17:05No, that's right.
17:07With cool cocktails provided by Mickey's West Hollywood, let's get this Michelle Roast started.
17:13Gentlemen, start your engines.
17:15And may the best woman win.
17:18Coming up.
17:19If me, mother, Maybelline.
17:21Nina Bo Nina, banana for Fanna.
17:23Osama Bin Laden's brown great aunt.
17:36Welcome to the second annual RuPaul's Roast.
17:40This year, we are really switching things up.
17:43Instead of RuPaul, we are going to roast a man of true charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
17:54Unfortunately, he was unavailable, so it's going to be Michelle Visage.
17:58Michelle, we know you for being a kind, patient Shiro.
18:03And gonorrhea clinics know you as patient zero.
18:08Girl, you have had more dick in you than a urinal at Dodger Stadium.
18:12The only difference is, they get cleaned up after a grand slam.
18:16Well, ladies and gentlemen, just remember, if you liked my performance, my name is Shea Coulee.
18:21And if you hated it, it's Nina Benita Brown.
18:28Thank you, Shea Coulee.
18:30That was extremely edifying humor.
18:34Sorry, am I using that word correctly?
18:36Not edifying, I know that one.
18:38It was humor that I wasn't sure worked in this context.
18:41Tonight, we really do have an opportunity to salute empowering representation in the media.
18:46We have an out and proud lesbian comedian.
18:49Thank you so much, Ross Matthews.
18:53Ross Matthews has the face of a young gay man and the voice of an adult woman.
18:58So, the opposite of Tamar Braxton.
19:08It's now come time to talk about Michelle Visage herself.
19:13Michelle is so Jersey, her idea of classical music is Lisa Lisa.
19:18Michelle Visage is so Jersey, she calls her pubic hair the Garden State Expressway.
19:24And let's not even get started on the Holland Tunnel.
19:28Michelle Visage is so...
19:30I have more of these.
19:30Michelle Visage is so Jersey, she wanted to call her second child White Flight.
19:36Oh well, that one worked in my mind.
19:39And now, a queen who combines all the excitement of smiling with the thrill of just standing there.
19:49Give it up for Valentina.
19:54Mama RuPaul, you are the shadiest queen.
19:58Cause you let Michelle Visage look so busted on season three.
20:02And four.
20:04And five and six and seven and eight.
20:08And girl, that's your friend, that's fucked up.
20:11Michelle is such a cochina that she knows how to say and spell harder in six different languages.
20:20Michelle, you is such a tired asshole that when you got Carpool Tunnel from giving out free hand job, she
20:27just became left handed.
20:31I'm so confused.
20:33Ross, you're just so cute and so sweet.
20:36You just remind me of a cute hamster.
20:38I just want to shove you up my butt.
20:45Thank you, Pedro.
20:47My wee bin.
20:50Please excuse the way I'm dressed.
20:52I have to go feed the chickens after this.
20:55And I didn't want to wear my good things.
20:57I sometimes even have to wrestle a few of them.
20:59Michelle, you know all about wrestling cocks, don't ya?
21:04I think we have a lot in common from the same taste in hair spray
21:08to the same units of Botox, fillers, lifts, tucks, snips, and hips.
21:15Michelle, every time I walk the runway you have this pungent look on your face.
21:19Kinda like you got a shit.
21:21I reckon they have some laxatives for that.
21:26Just a secret, we all poop.
21:36Let's get this roasted cookin'.
21:39Can we please put our hands together for the one, the only, Michelle Visage, Jizz Breast.
21:48They're the real star of this show.
21:51Sorry, RuPaul.
21:54I find it hilarious that Michelle Visage judges a talent competition.
21:59I don't know about you, but don't you actually have to have talent to do that?
22:05And I'm pretty sure having one song in the 90s that no one even remembers
22:09doesn't qualify you to be a judge on such a big TV show.
22:13Good thing she's been sucking RuPaul's dick for so long.
22:18And we've got Tamar Braxton in the house.
22:21Tamar Braxton, however you say it.
22:24She's Toni Braxton's less talented, more annoying sister.
22:30Um, anyways, now that Michelle's dick breath has stunk up this entire stage,
22:36I'd like to introduce our next minty contestant, Peppermint.
22:43Hey, y'all.
22:46Thank you, Pheromone.
22:50Ross, everyone says that your voice is annoying and high-pitched,
22:54but I actually love the sound of your voice.
22:58Right now.
23:00Don't talk, don't talk.
23:03Michelle Visage, Michelle, Michelle.
23:04Not since Destiny's Child has a Michelle become so famous for riding somebody else's coattails.
23:14RuPaul, all smiles.
23:17Ross, all smiles.
23:19Michelle, poke her face.
23:21No, seriously, someone poked her face.
23:24It doesn't even move.
23:26Michelle says no to everything.
23:29Michelle, you like my dress?
23:31No.
23:31You like my makeup?
23:32No.
23:33Bitch, where the hell were you when somebody asked you if you wanted to write that book?
23:38It's a great book, Michelle.
23:41Said no one.
23:44Honestly, I fell in love with you, Michelle, watching you and RuPaul on VH1,
23:48and I'm so honored to share this moment with you, so thank you.
23:50Happy 90th birthday, Michelle.
23:57Hey, babies.
23:58It's me, Mother Maybelline.
24:01Nina Bonina, Banana Fofana, Osama Bin Laden's brown great aunt.
24:06Coming all the way from the lions, tigers, and bears, and sheeps of the Lord Missionary Baptist Church.
24:11Praise the Lord.
24:13Moving on to the man of the hour.
24:16RuPaul's secretary, Michelle Visage.
24:19You know, Michelle, your face reminds me of my hip.
24:24Stiff.
24:25Oh, Jesus.
24:29What's your name, baby?
24:33You are a whole lot of woman.
24:39Mm-hmm.
24:41Well, we normally save the best for last, but in this case, we had to settle for Alexis Michelle.
24:49Oh, Michelle, Michelle, Michelle.
24:51In honor of your big night, I wore your favorite color, girl.
24:59We have so much in common, Michelle.
25:02We have the theater running in our veins, Michelle.
25:05You also have several venereal diseases running through yours, but that's besides the point.
25:12But, you know, you're also an inspiration to me, Michelle.
25:15As thin as you have become, one area has stayed the same, unchanged.
25:19It's a Hanukkah miracle, Baruch Hashem.
25:23Oh, my goodness, Fortune.
25:25You also know about playing second fiddle.
25:27You've been playing bull dyke to Chelsea Handler's alcoholic wasp for ages now.
25:33Now, Michelle, I have to congratulate you on really being able to take the piss.
25:39Just ask the UK men's water polo team.
25:44Okay.
25:45She loves water sports.
25:47She loves the UK.
25:47And we love you, Mama.
25:50Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
25:52It's been real.
25:53Good night, everybody.
25:56This is not a happy ending.
25:58And it don't help that you look like She-Hulk.
26:01Coming up.
26:02The jokes, they seem more like observations.
26:04You just looked like you were gonna throw up.
26:05This is a roast.
26:07You go hard or go home.
26:08You go hard.
26:13You see it.
26:14Welcome, ladies.
26:15I've made some decisions.
26:18Nina
26:18Beina Brown, Earl Jones.
26:21Valentina.
26:23You, ladies, are safe.
26:25You may leave the stage.
26:30now it's time for the judges critiques let's start with shea coulet i know a thing or two
26:36about being somebody's open neck okay and you know you just set the tone you know to be funny
26:41to be original and your jokes were really funny i'm probably gonna steal them and put them in my
26:46next special thank you you did a great job thank you next up sasha velour when you started the
26:52roast i think you were way too smart for the room but the minute you started laying into me
26:56it was freaking genius you have a very specific pov you know what does a roast look like through
27:03sasha's eyes i think you gave us that tonight trinity taylor what i liked was that you had a
27:10character maui bean but everything else didn't work for me you didn't have the jokes i think even before
27:18you got up there you just looked like like you were gonna throw up and you still kind of have
27:22that look it's the botox i promise okay see that's funny and like i would have liked to have seen
27:28you sort of trust yourself more up next farrah moan farrah nothing landed honey if you're gonna be
27:36harsh it has to land and i think everything that came out of your mouth was harsh that's not a
27:42bad
27:42thing it's a roast but you gotta follow it up with a punch line people have to laugh yeah i
27:46fucked up i
27:47wouldn't call it fucked up but i would call it fucked up okay because we identified the problem in the
27:53workroom you said being mean is not my nature but if you don't like to say that person sucks you
27:58can
27:58say i love michelle so much i was dying to meet her and she was exactly like i'd hope she'd
28:02be
28:02horrible in every way that would have been a pov that none of the other girls had
28:08all right up next peppermint so by the time you came up i was hungry for just a good piece
28:15of roast
28:15and you served it i was like ross just waiting for somebody to just come out there and bring the
28:21energy and you just killed it and you look beautiful it just all works for me tonight i would totally
28:28take
28:28you to prom alexis michelle my question the whole entire time is why is she green well tamar have
28:37you ever watched the show but going green like you did i expected like a broadway thing because you
28:43look like alphaba and then like this jersey accent comes out she loves the water sports i was like i
28:48don't know what to do with these two things i literally forgot there was an audience here that's
28:52how silent they were and the jokes they seem more like observations you were almost too soft it was
28:57like you were afraid of hurting us this is a roast you go hard or go home thank you ladies
29:02while you
29:03untuck backstage the judges and i will deliberate all right now just between us squirrel friends what
29:11do you think shay koolay i thought she set a great tone she didn't shy away from her jokes i
29:17was a fan
29:18but on the runway is it the most creative look we've ever seen sasha velour i was panicked for her
29:24then
29:25she got this formula that she just inserted the jokes and it it worked the way she was like
29:30analytical at first didn't bother me because it worked with her outfit and she was funny on top
29:34of that you know she was really smart about being smart yeah it was a real breakthrough moment for her
29:38trinity taylor the father the son and the holy ghost yeah we're not with trinity
29:44today the jokes just weren't strong enough yeah it was roadkill that's good eating but the outfit
29:51was on point it was super cute i'm from north carolina so i felt like she fit right in with
29:56my
29:57white trash people pheromone i thought she reminded me of marilyn monroe when she did the whole birthday
30:03thing for jfk and i thought she was going to come up and do her whole character like this and
30:07it would
30:07have been funny but what it came across as a really nervous kid who came to tell people off in
30:12a harsh
30:12way you know it hit me she would be perfect at doing elvira she's got the same sort of vocal
30:19cadence you know the fact that everybody's like oh you look like this you look like this means
30:23probably who she really is isn't coming through i think fortune brought up such a good point she
30:28doesn't know who she is at all she knows she's a cute girl and can wear pretty clothes yeah but
30:32there's nothing more than that yet all right so let's move on to peppermint tonight she was really
30:38funny not only was she funny but she looked probably the best we've ever seen her she was
30:43literally a smiling assassin really seriously from the hair the makeup the gown to the funny jokes
30:50i really really enjoyed her like she was really the highlight of the evening to me alexis michelle
30:56the green mile for her to come out here with her whole body green i was just trying to figure
31:02out
31:02what who in the hell left the gate open you know what i'm saying like what we finna get it
31:07was a long
31:08way to go yeah for a one-word joke michelle's only green so i painted my body except for my
31:12feet
31:14it just was misguided confused i actually drew a picture look on my notes of a bomb oh my goodness
31:21but we know what alexis can do because she has delivered in the snatch can as chris jenner but
31:27she chose this position to go last that's a big swing and it was a big miss silence i've made
31:34my
31:34decision bring back my girls welcome back ladies i've made some decisions shake hule you're safe
31:50you may join the other girls thank you sasha velour you are smarty arty and tonight you turn the party
31:59peppermint we finally got a taste of the real peppermint and we loved it peppermint
32:06condragulations you're the winner of this week's challenge
32:12you've won a five-year membership with squarespace which includes a consultation with their design team
32:19for your own personal website and online shop thank you and sasha velour you are safe the two of you
32:27may join the other girls
32:31trinity taylor your barnyard humor did not make us go egg or hay farrah tonight you made us moan
32:42but for all the wrong reasons alexis michelle tonight you proved it's not easy being green and comedy is
32:50even harder trinity taylor
32:55you're safe you may join the other girls thank you
33:05i'm sorry my dears but you are up for elimination
33:09my heart is racing getting to drag race has been an eight year long journey and feeling like this
33:16might be the end of this might be the end of that journey is devastating
33:19two queens stand before me ladies this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination
33:30the time has come
33:32raise lip sync
33:34for your life
33:37i just have to take a deep breath and focus because this is it good luck and don't
33:46fuck it up
33:54you look at me that way i know what your eyes say you're rising back love and desire
34:00i see that you need me i need you to freeze me you touch me and set me on fire
34:07i cannot resist you each time i kiss you
34:10and everything goes up in flames
34:13Baby, I'm burning, out of control. Baby, I'm burning, mighty and soul. I'm as a pistol, flaming desire. Baby, I'm
34:23burning, you've got me on fire.
34:26Baby, I'm burning, baby, I'm burning. Baby, I'm burning, baby, I'm burning. Baby, I'm burning, out of control. Baby, I'm
34:37burning, mighty and soul. I'm as a pistol, flaming desire.
34:57Ladies, I've made my decision.
35:06Alexis Michelle, Shantae Euste.
35:10You may join the other girls.
35:18Faramone, you're a beautiful queen with a big future.
35:23Shine on, showgirl.
35:24Now, sashay away.
35:27Thank you guys so much.
35:33I am so proud of myself for never letting go of my dream, but I got a lot more to
35:38learn.
35:39It's been nice LA, but now it's time for me to go cook in Vegas.
35:44Oh.
35:45Oh.
35:47My queens, congratulations.
35:50And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you going to love somebody else?
35:54Can I get an amen up in here?
35:56Amen.
35:57Alright, now let the music play.