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00:08Sister, Vixen, you're here!
00:10That is not fun at all.
00:13Let me be your star.
00:15I'm going to miss Blair so much.
00:17She's one of the most genuine, sweet people I've ever met.
00:19I am more than happy to live another day,
00:22but I'm scared because I'm giving my drag,
00:26and it feels like the judges just don't get me.
00:29Congratulations on your win.
00:31Oh, yeah.
00:32Two weeks in a row, girl.
00:33Well, this win is for my twin sister
00:35because the video tonight in Untucked reminded me,
00:38yeah, she's the strength that I wish that I had.
00:41Let's just get the elephant out of the room.
00:43I know you were shocked to find out the way to live.
00:46Oh, you were gagged.
00:46I was really trying to, like, make peace with,
00:48okay, you could go home right now,
00:50and I started thinking about all the queens that look up to me.
00:54Like, I see myself in her.
00:56Y'all think I don't hold back now.
00:58Y'all in trouble.
01:00Okay.
01:00But one thing's for sure,
01:02you care about these people that you're a role model to.
01:04Yeah.
01:04Keep that in your mind during this competition.
01:06You have a level of intelligence
01:07and a level of love and passion
01:10that doesn't always have to be the bite from the bear.
01:12You can show that love and be, you know, the...
01:14Well, thank you so much for bringing that up.
01:18Even the bear is a part of why people look up to me,
01:21because that is me being 100% honest.
01:23I've seen the vixen use her anger for fire and for fuel,
01:28but you have to know when to leave it alone
01:29and when to use it for the greater good.
01:33I'm okay being safe, but I'm at that middle road where I go,
01:37bitch, I know I'm stunning.
01:39I know I'm talented.
01:40And I feel like it's the clothes that I have with me
01:43that are not putting me forward.
01:46My issue coming in is money.
01:49My look probably wasn't the strongest.
01:51Was it probably the most creative?
01:52Yeah, maybe, with the materials that I had
01:55and making a costume literally in 30 minutes.
01:58Thank God we're addressing this problem.
02:00I don't have a lot of fucking money, but you know what?
02:01I make things work.
02:02And to see Monique literally as we're walking up the stairs
02:05to the runway, she is gluing on sequins.
02:07I love her to death, but you just have to step your pussy up
02:09a little bit more than that.
02:10You have been safe or better on outfits that you made in 30 minutes.
02:15So that must mean that you have something really big going on
02:21to make up for this hemless outfit.
02:24Take it as a compliment.
02:25America.
02:27I made so at the last minute, but my shit's right.
02:30This mug is always right.
02:32The hair always matches.
02:34And the bitch's personality is right.
02:36But you know what?
02:38Bitch, if I am safe all the way up and then I win the damn crowd.
02:42I'll take my check.
02:47The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply
02:50of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
02:52and a cash prize of $100,000.
02:55With extra special guest judges Audra McDonald
02:58and Kate Upton.
03:07Cookie Monster!
03:10It is a brand new day in the workroom,
03:12and I'm ready to hopefully win a challenge this week
03:14because I feel that the gods are on my side.
03:16I'm ready to take over, girl.
03:19Girl!
03:21Gina, I'm ready to have hers.
03:23Hey, Queens!
03:25Hey!
03:25It's not about who you know.
03:27It's about who you do.
03:28And I'm not talking about that thing with Carrot Top.
03:31It was a long time ago.
03:32I was young and he needed the money.
03:37Hello, hello, hello!
03:38Wow!
03:40Yeah!
03:41Ladies, as the Department of Education continues to make deep budget cuts,
03:47we are doubling down to our commitment to teach the children how to read.
03:55The law robbery is officially out.
04:00Because reading is what?
04:02Fundamental!
04:03That's right.
04:04First up, Cameron Michaels.
04:06Woo!
04:06Come on, Cameron.
04:08Here you are, darling.
04:10Eureka!
04:11We found it!
04:12Girl, how could we miss it?
04:15Miss Monet Exchange.
04:17Rude.
04:18Just an exchange?
04:19I would have asked for a full refund.
04:22The villain.
04:23I mean, the vixen.
04:25I really think it's so fierce that back in Chicago,
04:27you have that show called Black Girl Magic.
04:29Now, can you show me a magic trick and just disappear?
04:33Monique Hart.
04:34You've got a heart of gold, the voice of an angel,
04:37and a hairline that looks like it's been fucked with a weed whacker.
04:40Oh my god!
04:42The vixen, you told us from day one you are here to fight.
04:46Sweetheart, why don't you fight some of those wigs with some soap and water?
04:51Aquaria.
04:52God's gift to makeup.
04:54So sorry God didn't bless you with the gift of a personality.
04:58Cameron Michaels.
04:59I don't really have a read for you.
05:01Please, just fuck me.
05:03Please, just fuck me!
05:06Aquaria.
05:06I love your confidence.
05:08You're always telling yourself how you're beautiful,
05:10how you're talented,
05:11how you're gonna win.
05:12You're also a pathological liar.
05:15The vixen.
05:16Do you have a housekeeper, girl?
05:18Your kitchen is a mess!
05:20A mess, mess!
05:22Thank you all so much.
05:24I can't wait to hear your reads about me being fat.
05:28You won't have to wait long.
05:30Eureka O'Hara.
05:32I know you've probably seen Dumbo like a thousand times,
05:35but it doesn't matter how big you paint these wings.
05:39You are staying on the ground, bitch!
05:42Aquaria.
05:43People don't appreciate how much money you have to spend on makeup
05:47when you're covering two faces.
05:50Cameron Michaels.
05:51I think I speak for all the girls here when I say,
05:54we're really gonna miss you next week.
05:57Eureka O'Hara.
05:59Stop relying on that body fat!
06:04Miss the vixen.
06:05Though your tumbles are stunning,
06:07your hair gives me tumble weed.
06:11Monet Exchange.
06:13Girl, you know better to be black using hotel lotion.
06:17Asia O'Hara.
06:19You are the Amazon queen.
06:21You get your tights from Amazon.
06:22You get some of your outfits from Amazon.
06:24And apparently they sell teeth too.
06:27And Ms. Cracker.
06:28You call yourself as thin, white, and salty.
06:30But you're forgetting bitter.
06:31Bitter that you are a New York City queen
06:33that had to fuck Bob the drag queen to get to the top.
06:39And that's Shay.
06:42Alright ladies, the live robbery is officially closed.
06:45Closed.
06:46Hey!
06:47The winner of today's mini challenge is...
06:51Eureka!
06:52Hey!
06:55Contraculations!
06:56You've won a $2,000 gift card from L.A. iWorks.
07:00Don't be jealous of all this weight, honey.
07:03Cause y'all are waiting to win something.
07:05Waiting for you to go home.
07:07Alright ladies, time to show me how far you can stretch
07:11your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
07:14Because for this week's maxi challenge,
07:16we're playing the Snatch Game.
07:20I am so glad and proud to have made this a Snatch Game.
07:24This is a mile marking.
07:25Everybody wants to be here.
07:26Pick a celebrity to impersonate
07:28and make me laugh my blank off.
07:32Gentlemen, start your engines
07:34and may the best woman win.
07:39Hello, RuPaul.
07:40My name is Maya Angelou.
07:42Oh my god, this week is the Snatch Game!
07:45It is the greatest challenge of the season.
07:46It's almost like Christmas for drag queens.
07:49What do you have planned?
07:50I'm gonna do Chyna the Wrestler.
07:52What is Chyna's voice like?
07:54It's very like high-pitched, like up here.
07:57You sound like a whole man.
08:00So you're definitely doing Miss Blue Ivy.
08:02Yeah, and like who's more black girl magic than Blue Ivy?
08:05Just off her facial expressions alone,
08:06I have this whole personality of what I think she is.
08:09The thing about Blue is, we don't know how she talks,
08:11but I get a kick out of all the memes.
08:13Her face is always telling you that she is not in the mood for it.
08:17And I relate to that.
08:20Hey, kitty girls, we've got company.
08:26Bianca Del Rio is here to lead us all in a peaceful group meditation.
08:31Baloney. I'm here to say everything hateful that RuPaul won't.
08:36Oh my God, I'm Miss Bianca Del Rio.
08:39Her judge Judy is legendary.
08:40Probably one of the best match games in Drag Race history.
08:43So it's really cool to have Bianca here to give us some solid advice.
08:46Well, hello, Eureka.
08:48Hello, how are you?
08:48Meet Bianca Del Rio.
08:49Hi, Bianca.
08:50There's a lot of stuff here.
08:51Yeah.
08:52I see a little doggy over there.
08:53Right. This is Divine, and this is Honey Boo Boo.
08:56Have you done either of those before?
08:58As far as Divine, I actually find a lot of inspiration from her character for Eureka the character herself.
09:04She wasn't afraid to be ridiculous.
09:07I'm not afraid to be silly and ridiculous either, so that's important.
09:10Can I hear a little bit of your impersonation?
09:13Filth. Filth is my life. I am Divine. Condone cannibalism. Kill everyone.
09:18Blood. I love the taste of it. Hot, freshly killed blood.
09:24Okay, now do Devon.
09:27That was Devon!
09:28If you have to tell us, it wasn't convincing.
09:30Yeah, okay.
09:32Honey, Boo Boo is really funny. I mean, that show alone, I always say it's on the Learning Channel and
09:36it just shows you what you don't want to be.
09:37But it is quite amusing. I mean, the child is hysterical.
09:40Yeah.
09:41I don't know if she realizes she's funny or if it's just the inbreeding, but it's really amusing.
09:45I'm just a little torn.
09:46You've seen how Snatch Game works.
09:49Uh-huh.
09:49You've got to go for what you know and go for the jugular.
09:52I can't wait to see you out there. Make me laugh.
09:55I will do my best. Okay.
09:56Trust me.
09:57See you later.
09:59Well, hello, Monique Hart.
10:01Hello, Mama Ru.
10:01Meet Bianca.
10:02Hi! Nice to meet you.
10:03Nice to meet you.
10:04So, I thought I wanted to do Maxine Waters.
10:07And she's very much against Trump and getting him out of office.
10:10And she's right, which makes it good.
10:12Boom.
10:13But I auditioned with Cookie Lion.
10:15From the TV show, Empire.
10:17So, I don't know.
10:18I mean, I don't watch Empire, so I'm unfamiliar with the character of Cookie.
10:21But Maxine just seems like the obvious choice in my world.
10:24I think her only strong point was reclaiming my time.
10:27Are you not familiar with her other slogans?
10:29She has a few that I know.
10:31Not that many.
10:32No, I'm drawing a blank because I'm feeling the pressure right now.
10:35That's the game.
10:36So, if I asked you a question, can you answer me back as Maxine Waters?
10:41Yes.
10:41Madam Congresswoman, what is on the lunch menu for today?
10:45On the lunch menu today, Ru, we're having greens, beans, tomatoes, yams, collard greens, you name it and I have
10:50it.
10:52No.
10:53Huh.
10:54I was thrown off by the slow-spoken.
10:56Well, she has this really kind of Claire Huxtable voice where she hits these highs and lows when she talks.
11:01That ain't funny.
11:03Make it fucking funny, bitch.
11:04You gotta sell it.
11:07Alright, I'm gonna ask you another question, Madam Congresswoman.
11:10Could you be friends with Trump?
11:12I surely couldn't be friends with Donald Trump's little orange Cheeto ass.
11:16That's what I'm talking about.
11:18You need to sell it.
11:18Okay, trust your gut.
11:19Mother Ru gets me right together.
11:21Reclaiming my time, reclaiming my time.
11:24Maxine Waters it is.
11:25Time to give it to the children.
11:29Hey, Asia.
11:30Hey.
11:31Meet Bianca Del Rio.
11:32Hi.
11:32Very nice to meet you.
11:33Nice to meet you.
11:34So, what are you thinking?
11:35My first choice is Whitney Houston.
11:37Oh, I love Whitney Houston.
11:38So do I.
11:39Have you done Whitney in your act?
11:41I do it in my shows all the time.
11:42And when you do it in your act, does it also involve powdered sugar?
11:46It has in the past.
11:48I see.
11:49Which we're probably gonna stay away from.
11:52It's not gonna work.
11:54I don't feel like I can make Whitney funny without the whole drug thing.
11:59Now, you have a strong Texas accent.
12:01Have you thought of doing a famous Texas person?
12:03Beyonce.
12:06It has been done, but I can do her voice and I know what's funny and what's not funny about
12:11her.
12:11So, I'm gonna ask you a question.
12:12So, Beyonce, when's the next album coming out?
12:15Well, Rue, my team and I have been working on some things.
12:18And when we know, you'll know.
12:20That was not funny at all.
12:22Oh, you're killing me!
12:24Well, either she tells you now or you'll find out later.
12:26So, Beyonce, any others?
12:28Maybe one of the ex-members of Destiny's Child.
12:30That would be funny.
12:32Um, that's all.
12:34But we knew this was coming up.
12:35I mean, Snatch Game is kind of like a Drag Race staple.
12:39I am upside down hanging from my toenails now.
12:42I still do not know what the hell I'm about to do for Snatch Game.
12:45All right, so you've got your work cut out for you.
12:48Absolutely.
12:49Oh, Jesus, be with me.
12:52Well, hello, Ms. Cracker.
12:54Hello, Rue.
12:55Now, I see you have a pussy bow on your fabulous fit form over there.
12:59The blouse.
13:00Yes, I do.
13:00And I see black hair.
13:02Would it be Edith Head?
13:02No, I'm looking for Dorothy Parker.
13:06Oh!
13:07She is an icon of comedy and a one-liner, which is where I live in my comedy.
13:12Now, many people at home won't know who that is.
13:15And what solves that is that she makes everything dark, everything funny, everything turns into an insult.
13:21Sounds like me.
13:22I didn't want to.
13:23I was trying not to look at you when I said that.
13:25Most people try not to look at me.
13:27She wasn't ever really gross.
13:29It was just taking a nice thing that someone said to her and bending it backwards and jabbing them with
13:34it.
13:34Well, it is quite a challenge, though, because it's the kind of humor that receivers have to think about.
13:39It's not like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:42So, therein lies the challenge.
13:43But I want to go with something that I love, that feels like it is absolutely me,
13:48because last week, even though I was playing, I came off as mean to other people.
13:52It's not easy.
13:53This is really challenging.
13:54But you've got to make it entertaining.
13:56I mean, that's the main thing.
13:58All right, Ms. Cracker, make me laugh.
14:00Thank you, guys.
14:03Aquaria.
14:04Hi, RuPaul.
14:04Bianca Del Rio.
14:05Nice to see you.
14:06Nice to see you.
14:07I see a gorgeous little dress with a necklace.
14:09There's a Tiffany box.
14:10I'm getting with the Tiffany box, Melania Trump.
14:13Yeah.
14:13All right.
14:14Do you consider yourself funny?
14:15You know, I don't consider myself funny, but I think my humor comes from a very confused place in my
14:22brain.
14:22I don't get my words right.
14:24I don't form sentences very well.
14:25Well, it works for our president.
14:26Yeah.
14:28So, I'm trying to play that up with Melania.
14:30I feel like words get tripped up because you're thinking about how you might be perceived by other people.
14:35I mean, in such a tight competition, you have to be mindful of your words, especially being popular online and
14:41stuff like that.
14:41Well, the thing is, when you watch Drag Race, the realest people are really the ones you gravitate to.
14:47When you take a Latrice, everybody's like, a lover. Adore is another one.
14:49It's those people that are really their true selves, but you just need to trust your instincts.
14:53I think that's most important.
14:54Yeah, I mean, I really can't form a sentence most of the time.
14:56That's all right, but you're consistent.
14:57Hey.
14:57That's important.
14:58I definitely know that my strengths lie in my look turning, but this is a great opportunity to show that
15:04not only am I great at being myself, but I can also do a stupid, silly job of being another
15:10great celebrity.
15:11Catch that?
15:14All right, listen up, ladies. Make a splash and don't fuck it up.
15:18Yes, Mrs. Charles.
15:20Let's go have a drink.
15:20Let's do it.
15:22Bye.
15:25What'd you end up deciding?
15:27I guess I'm doing Beyonce.
15:29Beyonce?
15:29I decide to do Beyonce because, although it's not something I brought with me, it's something that I can pull
15:35together.
15:35And the Vixen is doing Blue Ivy Carter, so if I'm stuck, there's another person on the panel I know
15:40I can have banter with and play off of.
15:43Instead of being like, what's the last time? I'd be like, Blue Ivy, are you counting your billions? And I
15:48would be up there just like playing with money.
15:50Gotcha.
15:51Beyonce has been crucified on the Snatch Game twice before, and AJ is going to try to resurrect her for
15:56the third time.
15:57All right, girl.
15:58I'll wait to play off of you until you, like, really establish your character.
16:04I'm nervous.
16:06Facts are facts.
16:07Beyonce really doesn't have a personality that we get to see.
16:10Blue Ivy, just like her mother, has no personality as of yet.
16:15So, we gonna pray.
16:21Welcome to Snatch Game.
16:23Let's meet our contestants.
16:25She's a Tony, Grammy, and Emmy Award winner.
16:29Audra McDonald, welcome to the show.
16:31Thank you. I'm so excited to be here.
16:32Who knows? Maybe you'll even get an Oscar for this.
16:35Fingers crossed.
16:36And she's graced the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue three times.
16:42It's Kate Upton.
16:44Hi. I'm so excited to be here.
16:46Oh, we're excited to have you. Are you ready to meet our stars?
16:49Yes.
16:50Okay, here we go.
16:52Washington, D.C.'s HBIC Congresswoman Maxine Waters.
16:58Hello, Rue.
16:59May I call you Auntie Maxine?
17:00You surely can.
17:02You got your Impeach Trump there.
17:04Impeach Trump.
17:04He has to go. The Cheeto has to go. Say it with me. The Cheeto has to go.
17:10Okay.
17:11All right, up next, professional wrestler and bodybuilder, Chyna. Hey, Chyna.
17:17Hi, Rue.
17:18Wow, you're looking good. Do you have any workout tips for me?
17:21Eating all the beef, Rue.
17:24All right, literary icon, the original shady lady. Dorothy Parker is here.
17:30Hello, Rue. I love spending an evening making jokes with smart and beautiful people, so you can imagine how disappointed
17:37I am.
17:40Up next, she woke up like this. It is Beyonce.
17:45What's your name?
17:46I'm Rue Paul.
17:47Who Paul?
17:48Uh-huh, Rue Paul.
17:49Well, I'm glad to be here with you.
17:51All right, moving right along, author, actress, and a national treasure, Maya Angelou.
17:58Hello, Rue Paul. Do you know why the caged bird sings?
18:01I've always wanted to know. Why does the caged bird sing?
18:03Because Mariah Carey lost the key.
18:07Ooh, the shade coming from this Maya Angelou this evening.
18:11All right, the first lady of the United States of America, Melania Trump, is here.
18:16Hello, hello, hello.
18:18Now, Rue Paul, I did bring you a gift.
18:20Oh!
18:21Oh, is this from where I think it's from?
18:23Trinity's.
18:24Trinity's.
18:25I love Trinity's.
18:27Let's see what we got here.
18:28Oh!
18:30Oh, this is lovely.
18:31I hope it fits.
18:32Thank you so much.
18:34All right, up next, Destiny's grandchild, Blue Ivy, is here with us this evening.
18:39Hi, Blue Ivy.
18:40Hi.
18:41You look lovely.
18:42Is that from the house of Darion?
18:43This is couture.
18:45No, that's not.
18:45That's Oshkosh-Bagosh.
18:47You're so tall.
18:49Yes, I am.
18:49Okay, shut up now, girl.
18:50Shut up now.
18:51Hush now, here.
18:52Uh-oh.
18:53Mama has spoken.
18:54Up next, another gorgeous child, Mama June's pride and joy, Honey Boo Boo is here.
19:01Oh, my God, huh?
19:03I'm Alana, I'm six, and I'm a beauty queen.
19:06Yes.
19:06You are a beauty queen.
19:09Have you competed in any pageants lately?
19:11Well, the last pageant I competed in was Miss Trailer Park 2015, and I won.
19:15Oh, good for you.
19:17Oh, you are a winner, Honey Boo Boo.
19:19I am always a wiener.
19:22I'm sitting on the lucky side of the room.
19:24I have a grown woman and an overgrown woman.
19:26Oh, how lucky for Dorothy Parker.
19:29All right, now, here we go.
19:31Kate, did you hear about the new smartphone for drag queens?
19:35Instead of face recognition, it recognizes your blank.
19:40It looks like Beyonce's writing.
19:42This is the first time Beyonce's ever written for herself.
19:44Oh, watch it, soots.
19:46All right, Kate Upton.
19:47Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
19:50Oh, that's a great answer.
19:52Let's see if you match any of the stars.
19:55Maya Angelou, Maya Angelou, are you asleep?
19:58No, sorry, I was resting my eyes.
20:00I see, okay.
20:02Did you hear about the new smartphone for drag queens?
20:04Instead of face recognition, it recognizes your...
20:07Well, RuPaul, I've written 17 books, 19 plays, 13 autobiographies, and two Hallmark cards.
20:14And it recognizes your phenomenal woman.
20:17Your phenomenal woman.
20:19Almost.
20:20Let's move on down to Honey Boo Boo in the house.
20:23We're looking for charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
20:25What did you write down, darling?
20:26I don't really know how to write, so I just drew pictures.
20:29My mama said if I don't know what to do, just start drawing.
20:33So I put, like, a star, because I'm a star, and I put my baby puppy, because that's a puppy
20:38right there.
20:40Let's go on over to Auntie Maxine.
20:42Did you hear about the new smartphone for drag queens?
20:44Instead of face recognition, it recognizes your...
20:47Tuck touch.
20:48Tuck touch.
20:49That's a very smart idea.
20:51I think you should patent that, and maybe bring it up in Congress.
20:55I'll bring it up in Congress, and then I'll bring it up at DragCon.
20:59At where, where?
21:00DragCon.
21:01Poor woman can barely speak English.
21:02What's a disgusting...
21:03Aren't you this?
21:05Like dust till I rise.
21:07What's a tuck?
21:09Ask your mama.
21:10Mama.
21:11Mama.
21:11It is my name.
21:12What's my name?
21:13Your Highness.
21:15Continue.
21:16Reclaiming my time?
21:17Please tell your granny to shut her mouth.
21:19Reclaiming my time.
21:20See, let me let you know something.
21:22Oh, oh, they're starting already up in here.
21:24Stop looking at me like that.
21:25You're making me nervous.
21:27Beyoncé, you seem a little, uh, hostile today.
21:30You have to be on Girl With These Bitches, claiming that I didn't write my music and stuff.
21:33Mama, you said a bad word.
21:34Shut your mouth.
21:36I don't know Beyoncé was that kind of mother.
21:39Somebody needs to call, um, CPS for her girl, because that is not cute.
21:42Alright, this next one's for Audra McDonald.
21:45Martha Stewart is a really bad influence on Snoop Dogg.
21:49Now, when he makes brownies, he puts blank in them.
21:55He puts parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
21:58Scarborough Fair.
21:59It's a really good song.
22:01Sounds like some awful brownies.
22:02Yes.
22:03Okay, let's go on down to the first lady of the United States of America.
22:06Melania Trump.
22:08Melania.
22:08Melania, Melania.
22:09Sorry.
22:10It's all right, Barack.
22:11No worries.
22:13I went with, uh, Russian hooker urine.
22:17Russian hooker urine.
22:18It has a funny smell, but it has just the right kick.
22:21That's an unusual answer.
22:22What made you think of that?
22:23I don't know.
22:24My husband does the same thing, so I figured that the Snoop Dogg would probably love it.
22:30All right, China.
22:31Yes, look at those guns.
22:33My goodness.
22:34We're looking for parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
22:36Did we have a match?
22:37I said testosterone.
22:39Testosterone.
22:40I ate a whole pan.
22:41Yeah?
22:42Got my estrogen levels a little low.
22:44Oh, okay.
22:45Not a bad idea to put testosterone in your brownies.
22:48My husband could use some as well.
22:52Okay, Blue Ivy.
22:53My mama don't make brownies.
22:55My mama don't cook.
22:56She's rich.
22:57But when she gives me lunch money, she calls it royalties.
23:01Royalties?
23:01Unfortunately, not a match.
23:03I want to go home.
23:04Everybody's old and poor.
23:06Oh, and fat.
23:07Your mama.
23:10Vixen has made a daring choice.
23:12I knew it could go either way, and right now I see it going on myself.
23:16How cunning is this fox after all?
23:19All right, let's move on down to Maya Angelou.
23:22Well, RuPaul, before I answer the question, these women seem very hostile, and I wrote a soliloquy to inform them.
23:28Oh, I'd love to hear it. We have nothing but time here.
23:32If these hoes try to come for me, I surely will cut thee.
23:37I will not hesitate to put thou in a ditch, because Maya Angelou ain't no punk bitch.
23:43Oh, it rhymes, it rhymes!
23:46All right, but did you write an answer to this?
23:48I would put my underwire in a brownie, because I don't have any support here.
23:52Oh, underwire.
23:53Unfortunately, Audra, it's not a match.
23:55But it's good.
23:56All right, our next question is for Kate, and it is our gaily double.
24:02It's a video question.
24:05Hi, everyone. I'm Alex Trebek, and I'm putting together a brand new version of Jeopardy! just for drag queens.
24:11Instead of answering in the form of a question, the queens must now respond with a blank.
24:18Well, thank you, Alex. That's a great question.
24:21All right, Kate Upton. Instead of answering in the form of a question, the queens answer with a blank.
24:28With a death drop.
24:29That is a great answer. I would watch that show.
24:32Let's see what Congresswoman Maxine Wright. Now, what district are you in?
24:36The 43rd.
24:37Is that Compton?
24:42Actually, I think it is. It's probably Inglewood or something like that.
24:45It surely is. We, I am the 12th, one of the 12 women that are in the Black Caucus.
24:50We're really involved in the Black community trying to raise us up.
24:53Okay. All right. So, we're looking for death drop.
24:56All right. What do you have, Congresswoman?
24:57I have Honey Boo Boo eating President Cheeto.
25:00Okay. Honey Boo Boo eating President Cheeto.
25:03All right. I'm afraid that's not a match, Congresswoman.
25:06Let's move on down to Honey Boo Boo. Maybe she's got the match.
25:09Well, again, I just kind of drew pictures.
25:11Uh-huh.
25:11But whenever I really don't know and I'm in a sticky situation, I just draw a smiley face on my
25:16belly and I talk with it.
25:18I'm Honey Boo Boo, y'all.
25:20That sounds like a match.
25:22That's a death drop in its own way.
25:24That's a death drop in its own way.
25:24That's a match.
25:25I won. I win. I win.
25:26No, she gets a point.
25:28Oh, you're welcome.
25:29All right.
25:30Here's our fourth and final question for Audra McDonald.
25:34Lady Bunny's therapist said she was going crazy.
25:38She said, I want a second opinion.
25:40He said, okay, you're also a blank.
25:45You're also a thousand years old.
25:48The truth hurts.
25:49All right. Let's move on down to Dorothy Parker.
25:52What did Lady Bunny's therapist also say?
25:55Well, I want to say very quickly, Audra, I hear you have a swimsuit issue?
25:59No, darling. That's Kate.
26:01I have one as well. It's that no one wants to see me in one.
26:04Now, the answer to your question, I believe, is something that me and Lady Bunny have in common.
26:08She's an antique.
26:09That's a match.
26:10Yes.
26:11That's a match.
26:12All right. Let's go on down to our first lady, Melania Trump.
26:16What say you?
26:17I think the snatch game was a bit rigged.
26:18Oh, was it? You think?
26:19I haven't won any points.
26:20You haven't won any-
26:21That's because you didn't have to suck to get any.
26:24All right. Now, you still have a chance, darling.
26:28I said Lady Bunny is a wonderful entertainer, a humble queen, and she keeps the show going and is a
26:36handsome and smart gentleman.
26:41Close?
26:42So close, but not a match, I'm afraid.
26:45Any hole is a goal.
26:46What did you say?
26:47Any hole is a goal.
26:49Oh, baby.
26:50My mother used to tell me that when I was little.
26:53Clearly it worked.
26:54All right. Let's go down to China.
26:56Lady Bunny's therapist said, okay, you're also a...
26:59Well, I think we have two things in common. A right answer and another old whore right here.
27:03An old whore. I think that's probably a match. It is a match.
27:06No wonder why my husband's complaining about China all the time.
27:13Let's move on down to Beyonce Knowles Carter.
27:17Boo Boo, do a matter of fact, close your ears for a second.
27:18I said that she is a woman whose husband cheated on her and she wrote an entire album about it,
27:24and y'all all thought she was joking, and then I still made a whole bunch of money off of
27:28it, so it don't even matter.
27:30It's a match. Continue.
27:32I told you to close your ears.
27:33Oh, okay.
27:34I knew that was about you.
27:36Okay, all right, right. Unfortunately, not a match, no.
27:42Let's move on down to Honey Boo Boo. Maybe she's got the match.
27:45I drew a picture of a bunny.
27:47Oh, you did, didn't you? I'm such an artist.
27:50Ru Paul, it's exactly why I fight for arts in school education.
27:53Uh, yes, it's very important.
27:54I'm homeschooled.
27:57Wow, what a game.
28:00But the winner is...
28:02Me!
28:03Because I get to go home and watch Judge Judy.
28:07Balownie!
28:08Here she is!
28:10Why wait till 4 p.m., Ru? I'm here!
28:12Well, that's our show.
28:14Remember, uh is not an answer.
28:16Bye!
28:17Reclaiming my time.
28:21Yeah!
28:22Get in there!
28:23Sitting on a seat.
28:24You ready?
28:25Yeah!
28:26I love you, Mom.
28:27Today's elimination day.
28:29And everyone is snatched after Snatch Game, honey.
28:31There are no edges inside.
28:33Hashtag no one has edges.
28:35Doesn't matter who did well and who did not.
28:37It was traumatic.
28:38I know.
28:39I wish Melania would have ventured with me because that gave her plenty of opportunities.
28:42Ooh!
28:43It's not my job to make your Snatch Game good.
28:45Ooh!
28:47I just fuck with you.
28:48You open the door.
28:50Snatch Game has turned people upside down.
28:53Half of us have not been to sleep.
28:54Cameron is very quiet.
28:55Even more quiet than usual, if you can imagine that.
28:57The stakes of what we're about to present to the judges are really high because it may
29:01come down to what we were on the runway.
29:04Mama!
29:05Mama!
29:06Mama!
29:06We are no longer related after the catastrophe of yesterday.
29:09That's not nice.
29:10How do you think we did?
29:12Terrible?
29:12As a family?
29:13Yes.
29:14I would love to get a positive critique.
29:16I don't know how that feels.
29:19That's not going to happen.
29:22It's kind of random how we both did, like, the little kids.
29:25Yeah.
29:26And we both get ready beside each other.
29:28Honestly, Eureka, I don't know how you're going to take this, but I feel like you stepped
29:30on a lot of people and, like, kind of took their moment from them.
29:34Do you hear me?
29:35Yeah, I hear you.
29:36I don't think you can blame me for that because...
29:38I'm not blaming you, I just...
29:39I was just trying to chime in like we're supposed to, you know what I mean?
29:41But I think there's a level of professionalism where you know when to hold back.
29:45Vixen is just pissed that Eureka did a good job at the Snatch Game and that she didn't shine
29:48as bright as her.
29:49Eureka was very funny.
29:51She was doing what she had to do to let her presence be known.
29:53I feel like, if anything, Asia was the one, like, pouncing on everyone throughout the whole thing.
29:59Does anyone feel like they did something political yesterday that, you know, might come back at them?
30:03Maxine Waters is the auntie that says whatever she wants and can get away with it.
30:08So, yeah.
30:09Well, that.
30:10Do you do, like, a lot of political numbers?
30:11I really don't.
30:12I do a lot of political numbers.
30:13I feel like it's really important to do them, especially...
30:16I agree.
30:16You know, as drag queens, I feel like that's our call to duty.
30:19Especially all the...
30:20To get the queer agenda out there.
30:21Exactly.
30:22All the shit going down, girl.
30:23For the denim and diamonds, I really thought about doing homage to RuPaul and doing that
30:27Confederate flag.
30:28Yes.
30:29Oh, that would have been cute.
30:30Um, but tensions were really, really high in Kansas City.
30:34And I just didn't want to come back and just get shot.
30:38I have really not done a lot of political work because I live in a former slave state.
30:44Where I work, African Americans are not even allowed to walk on until the late 60s, early 70s.
30:52So, I'm very aware of what's going on.
30:55However, I have to kind of make sure that I educate you, but make sure that my bills are paid.
31:02I do a lot of political performances.
31:04Oh, yeah, you did say that.
31:05I wouldn't say that mine were humorous.
31:07Sometimes I just like to throw it in white people's faces that, you know what you did.
31:11That makes sense.
31:12I, like, carry, like, a giant crucifix on stage covered in, like, racial slurs.
31:15And then I, like, beat it until it's, like, broken.
31:19There's two ways I can see white people reacting to that.
31:21Either A, completely silent.
31:23Or B, like, applauding as hard as they can to, like, get rid of their white guilt.
31:27Which one is the one that you get?
31:28I usually get the white guilt applause.
31:30They're like, yes!
31:31I think that's probably why I don't, because I hate dealing with the white guilt.
31:34Like, white fragility really bugs me.
31:36But you can make some cute coin off of it if you play it right.
31:39A lot of people say drag should only be an escape from reality.
31:43But drag can also help us face reality and deal with it.
31:48What set me off and, like, really took me on that path was after the pride parade,
31:53this bartender was posting that Southside trash ruined pride.
31:58Which basically means that black people ruin pride.
32:01And so I just became another queen and just started speaking up.
32:05And then I was like, let me figure out who the underdogs are and how I can help.
32:08It is hard being a black person in America.
32:11It is hard being a black gay person in America.
32:14It is impossible being a black gay drag queen in America.
32:18And so I spend so much time keeping my mouth shut to get ahead that when I feel attacked, it
32:25all comes out.
32:27Vixen just seems to be the girl that has always had to defend herself and defend her drag.
32:34It's like a dog you get from the shelter that has been bitten and beat and abused.
32:39And it's cool while you're feeding it, but will bite you if you look at it crazy.
32:45It's quiet time.
32:46I hate quiet time.
32:48We not.
33:13Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
33:16Michelle Visage, you look snatched for the gods.
33:19Like Goldie Hawn and Amy Schumer snatched?
33:21You're obsessed with that movie.
33:23It's my favorite focus ever on a camera.
33:26Style superstar, Carson Kressley.
33:28Now, is there a celebrity you get mistaken for?
33:31Oh, yeah.
33:32Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
33:33But only when I wear all black.
33:36And cover girl, Kate Upton.
33:38Hi, I'm so excited to be here.
33:40We are so excited to have you.
33:42And the gorgeous Audra McDonald.
33:44Now, tell me, did your six Tony Awards prepare you for the Snatch Game?
33:48Honey, not even a meditation in a Zen garden with Buddha would have prepared me for the Snatch Game.
33:53Let me tell you.
33:54This week, we challenged our queens to serve their best celebrity impersonations.
33:59And tonight, on the runway, as a salute to the Divine Miss M,
34:03the category is Mermaid Fantasy.
34:07Gentlemen, start your engines.
34:09And may the best woman win.
34:15First up, Monique Hart.
34:17From Maxine Waters to salty water.
34:22Not to be coy, Mother Darling, but I am serving fishy fish realness, honey.
34:26You know, getting rolled around by the pit crew is not a bad gig.
34:29I could get used to this bejesus.
34:30I don't want nothing to happen to my legs, though.
34:32I need to walk.
34:33Yes, honey, work that omega-3.
34:35Aha!
34:36She got a fatty acid.
34:42Ms. Cracker.
34:43Call her saltine, ma'am.
34:46I'm serving Barbie fresh out of the box.
34:48Happy to be there, confused about why.
34:50I'm giving you a little crown and beautiful plastic titties.
34:53What do you call them?
34:54Tits.
34:58Those thingamabobs?
34:59Yes, I got 20.
35:02Aquaria.
35:03This look brought to you by the Exxon Valdez.
35:05Black gold.
35:06Texas tea.
35:08I'm giving you head-to-toe custom, dripping in water and oil, slick everything.
35:13I have blue tears coming directly out of my eyes.
35:16I can't see anything except for cyan.
35:18I'm giving the most lethargic mermaid, but in the most editorial way.
35:22She's finished.
35:25Asia O'Hara.
35:27Ooh, from the Chernobyl Reef.
35:29Yes.
35:30Never go swimming in Love Canal.
35:31No!
35:32I don't believe mermaids in real life are pretty.
35:35They're half women, half fish.
35:36So my mermaid look is inspired by lionfish meets mermaid meets a sea cucumber.
35:42Having fish and tits for dinner.
35:44Oh, yes.
35:45I think Jason's making the tartar sauce now.
35:50Here's the vixen.
35:51Well, it's obvious she has clam media.
35:55My mermaid look is heavy metal and reflective.
35:58I am spray painted.
35:59I am sequins.
36:00I am every girly thing that I would usually avoid.
36:04But I just want it to feel full of fantasy.
36:06She's looking for her friend, Annette.
36:12Monet X Change.
36:14Battlestar Galactic.
36:15She's good.
36:16Tuna Turner.
36:19I'm giving you a beat-up, tattered warrior mermaid, because I'm here to fight these bitches
36:23to the top.
36:24Monet is a strong, powerful warrior mermaid fish.
36:27You want to talk about the deadliest snatch?
36:30Stop polluting our oceans!
36:33Eureka!
36:34I think we're going to need a bigger boat.
36:37I'm giving you the biggest, baddest, most evil mermaid of them all.
36:42I think everyone expects me to be this colorful, rainbow Disney princess mermaid.
36:46No, bitch.
36:47I am Ursula's cousin, twice removed, drooling blood while I just ate my food.
36:51Don't forget to floss.
36:54Cameron Michaels.
36:55Ooh, it's one of the wreath housewives.
36:59My mermaid is a little vain.
37:00She's interested in herself and nobody else.
37:02I'm way too grand to look for Nemo because I'm only worried about myself.
37:05She looks fishy and she knows it.
37:07Touch this fin.
37:09Uh-huh.
37:09Touch all this fin.
37:14Welcome, ladies.
37:15Based on your Snatch Game performances and your splashy main stage presentations,
37:22I've made some decisions.
37:24When I call your name, please flap your tail.
37:30Miss Cracker.
37:32Cameron Michaels.
37:36You are safe.
37:41You may leave the stage.
37:46Well, actually you can't.
37:49Oh, pit crew.
37:50Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
37:58Miss Vangie.
38:01Miss vrai damage.
38:03Miss Vangie.
38:05Miss Vangie.
38:05And the way she was moving backwards when she was doing...
38:07It was just like Miss Vangie.
38:09Good morning Miss Vangie.
38:14Ladies, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
38:20Ladies, it's time for the judges' critiques, starting with Aquaria.
38:25I love this whole oil spill chic mermaid.
38:28I love the latex dripping from the bodice, how the tail is kind of tattered.
38:32So Italian vogue, and I love the hair I'm obsessed with.
38:36Thank you so much.
38:37You chose Melania.
38:38Yeah, I mean, Melania Trump is just as cold and aloof as I am, so I figured it would be
38:44a nice way to use my weakness to my advantage.
38:47I think you killed it.
38:50You gave us so many great references with the help in the box and the Michelle Obama placard that was
38:55genius.
38:56For me, it was the subtle things that you did, and when the focus wasn't necessarily on you, I kept
39:01going back to you anyway.
39:02And I had to keep reminding myself, that's not really Melania Trump.
39:05So I was just very impressed with everything you did, both the Snash Game and tonight.
39:10Up next, Monique Hart.
39:12I was really excited for Maxine Waters, but you didn't really dig into who she was.
39:18You had set bits, but you weren't able to carry that throughout it.
39:22And the kiss of death in the Snatch Game is not being present.
39:27I tried, but as soon as anyone bantered, it just became a clusterfuck.
39:31Which happens a lot, which is another talent of knowing when to interject and when not to.
39:36Okay.
39:37And tonight on the runway, I don't understand what's happening.
39:40I've got to look from here up, and I've got to look from here down.
39:43The top up is kind of like a bridal store thing for me.
39:46And this multicolored glittery look, under the lights, it can just look a little cheap.
39:51This really sucks, because I feel like week after week, no matter what I do, it's never what you want.
39:56This is a competition.
39:57It's tough, it ain't easy.
39:58No, ma'am.
39:59That's why only the strong survive.
40:01Boom.
40:04Up next, Asia O'Hara.
40:06I'm dumbfounded as to why we're wearing a mask.
40:10From Mermaid Fantasy.
40:12Grasping at straws, because I didn't feel like when I got here, I didn't feel like this was enough.
40:16I kind of loved it, because I've never thought of a mermaid like that before.
40:20I think the art is amazing, and the outfit is fabulous.
40:24With the Snatch Game, I thought you looked beautiful, but I wish there had been more joy.
40:29Yeah.
40:29When did Beyonce get so mean?
40:32Okay, shut up now, girl.
40:33Shut up now.
40:33She's good old Southern Charm.
40:35Was there a reason why you played her so mad?
40:37I didn't feel like the sweet route was very comedic.
40:40When we did the walkthrough, one of the clues I dropped was the ex-members of Destiny's Child.
40:48And then you could have been angry about, why is Beyonce getting all the attention?
40:52But Beyonce, no, no, no.
40:53She's queen of the world.
40:54In hindsight, do you get it now?
40:56Yes.
40:56Can we do it again?
41:00Up next, the Vixen.
41:02The Mermaid Fantasy, I want that wig.
41:04The neck up is absolute perfection.
41:06But no one wants the breasts and the armpit.
41:09That's why we all wear them.
41:10A little bra.
41:11They're very far apart.
41:12It takes the illusion away.
41:13I can see what you look like out of drag.
41:16So, Blue Ivy, the outfit was adorable.
41:18I loved that she had the big old throat.
41:20But, sorry girl, there was not much there.
41:23It needs to be more than just a few moments.
41:25There was not really anywhere you could go if you weren't going completely over the top.
41:29Like Honey Boo Boo.
41:31Being next to someone who was being such a brat, my mind went to, like, images of Blue next
41:36to Northwest, and Northwest is having a fit, and Blue's like, that's not how we behave.
41:40But it still wasn't funny.
41:43Up next, Monet X Change.
41:46This outfit was really cool.
41:47It feels like Wonder Woman meets the Little Mermaid.
41:50So, Shark, help me.
41:52Well, I am a warrior mermaid, and sharks, and sea monsters, and shit.
41:55I got more of, like, a littering political storyline.
41:58Oh, yeah, that too.
41:59That's what I meant to do.
41:59That's what I meant to do.
42:00That's what I meant to do.
42:01And I want to talk about doing your homework.
42:03We had just had somebody do Maya Angelou on All Stars 3.
42:07And this is how it should have been done.
42:11All of the moments that you had as Maya were fantastic.
42:14When you fell asleep.
42:15And then to have the typical black family response, I was just resting my eyes.
42:20Brilliant choice.
42:21Brilliant execution.
42:22Monet is on a roll.
42:24Keep it going.
42:25Up next, Eureka!
42:27I love this.
42:28Ursula finds her inner leather mama.
42:30My goodness.
42:31I want to look like that when I go home to my husband tonight.
42:35Alana was amazing.
42:38Oh, thank God.
42:39You just completely embodied her.
42:41You never broke character.
42:42You were very smart to play a character that you could really rely on your strengths.
42:46And you were freaking funny.
42:48You made Rue laugh.
42:49You made the other people laugh.
42:50And it was really, really well done.
42:52Thank you so much.
42:53That means the world to me.
42:54All right, so ladies, I have one final question.
42:56Who deserves to go home tonight?
42:59And why?
43:00Starting with Eureka.
43:02Oh, gosh.
43:04Honestly, maybe Asia O'Hara because she's my biggest competition, to be honest.
43:09Monet exchange.
43:10Taking into account Snatch Game and tonight's assignment, Mermaid Eleganza.
43:15I would have to say The Vixen.
43:18Vixen.
43:18I have never seen such a level of unprofessionalism as I have watching Eureka.
43:23And it baffles me that you guys enjoy her so much.
43:26It has really been very difficult working in an environment with her because she takes
43:31all the air out of the room.
43:32She's always the one who has to get the last word.
43:34In my defense, I tell everyone all the time, I'm sorry that I'm loud and I'm sorry I'm
43:38too much.
43:39But you don't try to stop being loud or try to stop being too much.
43:41You're like, I'm sorry, but this is who I am.
43:43Deal with it.
43:43It's also a strength of mine when it comes to the confidence in acting.
43:47But what I've seen from Eureka is I'm the one who's getting all the attention in the
43:51room, which to me is very childish, which I guess is why the characters that she played
43:56has worked for her because she's a child.
43:58I'm sorry that she feels that way, but I will say one more thing.
44:00Again, getting the last word in.
44:02I'm sorry, but I can't let her sit there and literally verbally attack me.
44:06Yes, I do talk too much and I'm expressive and animated.
44:08But everyone doesn't have to accept it.
44:09But I'm also extremely kind and I'm full of love because I know that sometimes I am a
44:13lot to deal with, but I can't change that.
44:16And I try to be understanding of people, but I can't handle someone literally verbally attacking
44:21me in front of people that I want to have respect for my art.
44:24When I really have tried everything I can to be as kind as I can to Vixen.
44:29That's all I'll say.
44:30I'm sorry.
44:32All right.
44:32Thank you, ladies.
44:34All right.
44:35Asia.
44:36Because I'm an adult and although I've grown to love her and she's my sister, I think the
44:40Vixen has the most room for growth.
44:44Monique.
44:45I love her so much, but I would say the Vixen.
44:49I'm basing it solely on the challenge.
44:52She had the weakest character out of them all and she has kind of just plateaued.
44:58And what say you, Aquaria?
45:00The Vixen with the way she's interpreted some of the challenges.
45:05All right.
45:06Well, thank you, ladies, for being honest.
45:09I think we've heard enough.
45:11While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
45:16Just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?
45:19Aquaria.
45:20The mermaid fantasy was my favorite of the night.
45:23It was cool.
45:24It was edgy.
45:25It told a story.
45:26Her Melania was a really brilliant character study.
45:29Not only was it political, it was also funny.
45:32And it actually kind of made me dig Melania.
45:39There were so many things that she left out.
45:42And the most important was the comedy.
45:43She read Maxine Waters' wiki page and had the top ten facts.
45:48I think she read the first couple lines that come up on your phone.
45:51And the mermaid fantasy, it was way too disjointed for me.
45:55It was just a mess.
45:57I like Monique, but tonight on the runway she was just defensive and mismatching.
46:01And the defensiveness, there's no place for that here.
46:03This is a competition and you have to hear what the judges have to say.
46:07Asia O'Hara, our Beyoncé, oh boy.
46:11Every time somebody tries Beyoncé for the snatch game, they fail.
46:15Beyoncé is not known for an over-the-top personality.
46:18And then the mermaid fantasy, there was such pageant-y glamour.
46:21I wanted to see that carry through in the hair and makeup.
46:23I disagree with you guys.
46:24Sometimes pure beauty gets to be a little bit boring.
46:27I enjoyed the fact that it was such a contrast.
46:30The Vixen.
46:31Tonight was the prettiest I think she's ever looked.
46:33But the body wasn't there.
46:35And I gotta admit, wasn't a big fan of her interpretation of Blue Ivy.
46:39She didn't go far enough with it.
46:41She could have had a Polish accent.
46:43She could have wrapped everything.
46:44I got 99 dolls.
46:45But my mommy won.
46:47And it was interesting to hear that there is an abrasiveness about her.
46:51Her sister's done through her under the Greyhound.
46:53And there's a reason for it.
46:55Yeah?
46:56Monet exchange.
46:57The snatch game.
46:57And my edges are gone.
46:59She snatched them all right away.
47:00She had every note of Maya Angelou down.
47:03Rue, may I read you a poem?
47:05And tonight on the runway, even though it wasn't my favorite, it told me a story.
47:09Now, my story was 100% wrong.
47:13I just didn't get it.
47:14And it wasn't my thing.
47:15But I think her snatch game moment was so great that no matter what, she's a winner tonight.
47:21Eureka!
47:22I think Eureka sucks.
47:23Characters into her.
47:25And then lives as them.
47:27She was able to get her jokes in, but not in an annoying way.
47:32She did really well with bantering with the other girls.
47:35My favorite thing was the brilliant idea of answering all the questions with pictures.
47:40Then drawing on herself at the end.
47:41I loved it so much.
47:43But tonight on the runway, it was just kind of basic.
47:45I didn't think she needed the blood at all.
47:47I just thought she did everything right.
47:48Character, makeup, all of it.
47:50That's someone who is obviously detail-oriented in everything.
47:53She's very impressive.
47:54Let's hear what Alex has to say.
47:57And Alex, please answer in the form of a question.
47:59What is chunky yet funky?
48:02All right for the Latrice Royale reference.
48:06He's a fan of this show.
48:07He is as well.
48:09All right, silence.
48:10I've made my decision.
48:11Bring back my gills.
48:16Welcome back, ladies.
48:18I've made some decisions.
48:22Aquaria, from the Snatch Game to the Runway.
48:26This week, we bought what you were selling.
48:30Hook, line, and sinker.
48:32Condragulations.
48:33You are the winner of this week's challenge.
48:35Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
48:36You've won a six-night stay at the Grove Hotel and Ice Palace on Fire Island.
48:44I've finally won my second challenge and Snatch Game to the Runway.
48:49Eureka, Monet Exchange, you are both safe.
48:57The Vixen, playing Beyoncé's child was not your destiny.
49:03I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
49:28America, if I could cuss in this competition right now and just scream the case.
49:35A capital F.
49:40America, y'all say it for me right now.
49:41One, two, three.
49:43Two queens stand before me.
49:46Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me.
49:51Save yourself from elimination.
49:55The time has come.
49:57We do lip sync for your life.
50:04Good luck.
50:06And don't fuck it up.
50:11I had a dream, or was it real?
50:13We crossed the line, and it was on.
50:16We crossed the line, and it was on this time.
50:19I've been denying how I feel.
50:21You've been denying what you want.
50:23You want from me.
50:24Talk to me, baby.
50:26I want some satisfaction.
50:28Take me to the stars.
50:30Just like, oh.
50:34I want to cut through the clouds.
50:36Break the scene.
50:38I want to dance on the roof.
50:40You and me alone.
50:42I want to cut to the feeling.
50:44Oh, yeah.
50:45I want to cut to the feeling.
50:48Oh, yeah.
50:52Cancel your reservations.
50:54No more hesitations.
50:55This is all.
50:56Can't make it stop.
50:57Give me all.
50:59Should I make it now?
51:00Take me all.
51:01Take me all.
51:02Take me all.
51:03Take me all.
51:05I want to cut through the clouds.
51:07Break the scene.
51:09I want to dance on the roof.
51:11You and me alone.
51:13I want to cut to the feeling.
51:15Oh, yeah.
51:16I want to cut to the feeling.
51:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:20I want to play where you play with the angels.
51:24I want to make love with you.
51:26I want to entangle.
51:27Yeah.
51:28I want to cut to the feeling.
51:30Oh, yeah.
51:31I want to cut to the feeling.
51:34I want to cut to the feeling.
51:43Ladies, I've made my decision.
51:45The Vixen.
51:47Shantae, you stay.
51:53If it's one thing I learned from you, Root,
51:55it's unless they paying your bills,
51:57pay them bitches no mind.
52:03Monique.
52:04It breaks my heart to say,
52:07sashay away.
52:09I appreciate you for giving me this opportunity.
52:11I'm sorry I let you down,
52:13and I love you all.
52:15Yeah.
52:16Sashay away.
52:19Bye, girls.
52:20Oh, we love you.
52:21The heart may leave right now,
52:23but it's not gone.
52:24It's still beating full of love.
52:26We love you.
52:30America, I didn't know my words,
52:32and I have to own that.
52:34You may clock my lip sync, America,
52:36and you may clock,
52:37oh, the bitch is horrible.
52:38What the hell is she doing?
52:40But you cannot say that the bitch didn't try.
52:43I got my reward.
52:44I made America know my name.
52:46A little girl from Kansas City
52:47that no one knew.
52:48And that's a fact.
52:50And facts are facts.
52:54Contraculations, my queens.
52:56And remember,
52:57if you can't love yourself,
52:59how in the hell
53:00you gonna love somebody else?
53:02Can I get an amen up in here?
53:04Amen.
53:05Amen.
53:06All right, now let the music play.