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00:10Oh, my God.
00:11Oh, ciao.
00:13Love you, darlings.
00:14My max is gone.
00:15I'm so sad.
00:16It's getting real now, girl.
00:17It's still getting real.
00:18Can we please talk about what RuPaul said at the end about somebody coming back?
00:21I fear I've let one of the eliminated queens go home too soon.
00:28I want Jasmine to come back.
00:29I do not want Jasmine to come back.
00:31She's been gone for too long to come back now.
00:33What about Candy Ho?
00:34She can't lip sync four times.
00:37Can I say this delicately?
00:39I don't want anybody else to come back.
00:41Nobody wants another bitch to come back.
00:43Nice to know you.
00:44You're beautiful.
00:46Stay home.
00:49The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics
00:54and a cash prize of $100,000.
00:57With True Blood, Nelson Ellis, and Leigh-Anne Rhine.
01:09Come on, girl.
01:10Good morning, team.
01:12And then there were seven.
01:13I mean, eight.
01:14Can we just say that, like, we'll all band together and go on strike?
01:18Yeah, it's like we shall not, we shall not do drag.
01:23Girl!
01:24She done, I ran in her head, her!
01:26Be careful, my pretties.
01:28What goes around comes around.
01:31And that bitch that you threw under the bus
01:33just might be the one driving the greyhound
01:36next time your ass needs a ride.
01:45Hello, hello, hello!
01:47Are you decent?
01:49I am.
01:50Because we've got company!
01:52Aww!
01:55Here we go.
01:56Come on out, company.
01:59Oh, my God!
02:03The trees!
02:05It's like seeing Sharon Stone,
02:06except, you know, fat and black.
02:10Ladies, let's face it.
02:11Competing on RuPaul's Drag Race
02:13is a lot like serving time in a women's prison.
02:17So for today's mini-challenge,
02:19you need to prove that orange is the new drag.
02:24Oh, pit crew!
02:29How sexy.
02:31Hey, the trees!
02:32Would you like to inspect the pit crew's underwears?
02:36Get those nuts away from my face!
02:40All right, kitty girls,
02:42you need to drag up these prison uniforms
02:45using supplies from the commissary
02:48plus any contraband that you smuggled in.
02:51You have 20 minutes.
02:53Ready, set, out of car!
02:58Welcome to Tuckahoe Prison for Ladies.
03:02Drag queen walking.
03:04You angry, ain't you?
03:05Just mad.
03:06I never expected to be in jail.
03:08You didn't think looking the way you look,
03:09you didn't think that was a crime?
03:11Do the time, don't let the time do you.
03:14Don't drop the soap.
03:16All right, time's up, ladies.
03:18It's time for the Tuckahoe Prison Fashion Show.
03:23First up, Ginger Minge.
03:26But the other prisoners call her wide receiver.
03:29I know that's right.
03:30She's in here for five years for burning bush.
03:33Her dream conjugal visit would be from the NBA.
03:36The whole NBA.
03:39Kennedy Davenport, a.k.a.
03:41Hoann Goodstuff.
03:42She's working that side ponytail, ain't she?
03:44So is.
03:45Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
03:46Well, her prison job is washing tray underwear
03:49and cooking ramen noodles.
03:52Ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:53Oh, look at them ashy knees.
03:55Ha, ha, ha.
03:57Next up is Pearl, a.k.a.
04:01Lil Bitch.
04:01I wonder who Big Bitch is.
04:03That would be me.
04:05Lucky you.
04:06Her prison job is nail tech.
04:09Actually, she did my nail.
04:10Does she do toes, too?
04:11She do toes, too.
04:12Miss Fane, a.k.a.
04:14Bam Bam, a.k.a.
04:16Sad Eyes, a.k.a.
04:18Pinky.
04:18She got a lot of a.k.a.'s.
04:20You could just call her Sad Pink Eyes for short.
04:24Ha, ha, ha.
04:24Yeah.
04:25She smuggled weave on inside a cake.
04:28She do weaves?
04:29Yes, girl.
04:30No good weave goes unpunished.
04:34Katya, a.k.a.
04:36Olga.
04:37Now, her favorite prison activity is having gingivitis.
04:41Ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:41Oh, that explains that smell.
04:44Dental.
04:45Damn, girl.
04:46She's in here for 30 years for smuggling geese out of the Ukraine.
04:52Ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:54Violet Chachki, a.k.a.
04:57Princess.
04:58Oh, she's a bad bitch.
04:59Her prison job is crack dealer.
05:01I know what kind of crack she's serving.
05:04Hey.
05:06Jayden Dior Fierce, a.k.a.
05:09Slutisha.
05:10She's serving 20 years for selling something for sale.
05:13Uh-huh, I know what that mean.
05:15She from cell block triple X.
05:18Ooh.
05:19Ooh, wee.
05:21Oh, damn, girl.
05:23Yes, Beyonce.
05:24Yes, mommy.
05:27Nice job, ladies.
05:29Now, we'll be posting all of your mug shots at logotv.com.
05:33But the winner of today's mini challenge is...
05:38Kennedy Davenport!
05:40Oh, my God.
05:41Boom.
05:42I look good in orange, don't I?
05:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:46Well, thank you, Officer Latrice Royale.
05:50Bye, bye.
05:51Bye, girl.
05:52Now, as I promised last week, one of the eliminated queens is returning to the competition.
05:59Do you want to know who?
06:01Yeah, not really.
06:03All right.
06:04You ready?
06:05Come on out, kitty girl.
06:08Oh, my God.
06:08Oh, no.
06:13Oh, my God.
06:15Hi, Trixie.
06:17Hi.
06:17I look like I'm going to trade some girls some soap for some new makeup, girl.
06:21But wait a minute.
06:23Wait a minute.
06:30Oh, my God.
06:34Tempest?
06:35Tempest du jour.
06:37Hi, Ru.
06:38Why, you old geezer.
06:40Now, I've got this sneaking feeling that...
06:45Oh, my God.
06:48Oh, my God.
06:49Are you kidding me?
06:51Oh, my God.
06:53Lo and behold...
06:57That's when all the bitches start coming through the door.
07:00All right.
07:01All right.
07:04God damn it.
07:06Everyone is back.
07:08All 14 of us.
07:13Coming up.
07:14Did we get rid of these girls?
07:16Why is they back?
07:17Which one gets to stay?
07:19Well, that's up to you.
07:25Oh, my gosh.
07:27The whole gang's back together again.
07:29Did we get rid of these girls?
07:31Why is they back?
07:32I'm a little bit confused.
07:33That's right.
07:35I invited back all of the eliminated queens.
07:39Which one gets to stay?
07:41Well, that's up to you.
07:43For this week's maxi challenge, each of you will be paired with an eliminated queen.
07:51And you'll be in charge of making her over as your twin.
07:56As your conjoined twin.
07:59Oh, my God.
08:00Oh, my God.
08:02Hashtag conjoined queens.
08:05Come through, makeover.
08:07Think of it as two queens sharing the same charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talents.
08:13Because the eliminated queen in the winning pair will return to the competition.
08:25Kennedy Davenport, since you won the mini challenge,
08:28you get to pick your twin.
08:30And then you get to pair everybody else up.
08:34Oh, bitch.
08:36Damn.
08:37All right, Kennedy, who's going to be your twin?
08:41Jasmine.
08:42Why I gotta be black?
08:44All right, Kennedy, who do you choose for Ginger?
08:48Sasha.
08:49Hey, girl.
08:54Kennedy, who do you choose for Pearl?
08:57Trixie.
08:58Yay.
09:00Who do you choose for Miss Fame?
09:03Candy.
09:05Mwah.
09:05Mwah.
09:06All right, Kennedy, for Katya.
09:07Kasha.
09:08Hello, darling.
09:10Who do you choose for Violet Tchotchke?
09:13Max.
09:18Now, the suspense is killing me.
09:21Who did you pick for Jaden?
09:24Amphine.
09:25Kennedy knows exactly what she's doing.
09:27I could see the cogs turning.
09:29There's nothing physically alike about the two of us.
09:33And I'm not doing blackface.
09:35Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best women win!
09:44All right, I'm glad you're back.
09:47If anybody had to come back and do my part, I'm glad it's you.
09:49That's a fucking lie.
09:50I'm not happy to see any of these bitches walk back in.
09:53Because I have fought too hard for my spot here to have somebody go take a month-long vacation
09:58to come back and join the race.
10:01So what are we going to do, girl?
10:02It seems like everybody else is going to be, like, joined at the hip or joined at the head or
10:06something.
10:06We got to do something that stands out.
10:08It's different.
10:13Okay.
10:14Okay, we can do this.
10:15We can make it work.
10:20What if we connected the boob?
10:21Like, just share one big boob?
10:23Yeah.
10:24No, I like it.
10:25Yes, we need to be funny, but, you know, it's a design challenge, so we actually have to look good,
10:28too.
10:31Sasha Bell don't sew.
10:32I don't sew.
10:33Sew?
10:34I don't know what the hell we're going to do to make this sewing challenge work.
10:40We should do something gorgeous, but gross.
10:43Just, like, my drag.
10:44It's, like, pretty, but nasty at the same time.
10:46We can be, like, beauty queens.
10:48Like, beauty pageant?
10:49Like, we're competing in a beauty pageant?
10:50Like, little kids, though.
10:52Yes.
10:52But, like, preteen.
10:53Absolutely.
10:53There's so much to do.
10:55I'm so stressed out.
10:56But if I'm going to be doing all of this, I'm really happy it's for Trixie.
11:01We can give you acne and all that, like, perfect.
11:04Yeah.
11:04Okay.
11:06Hello, hello, hello!
11:08Hey!
11:09Welcome to RuPaul's Drag Race Reunited.
11:14Violet and Max.
11:16Hello, darling.
11:17Max, you have a chance to get back into the game, so the stakes are very high.
11:20Yes, ma'am.
11:21So what is your strategy to win?
11:23I just think, you know, taking Max's style and, like, really amping it up and throwing
11:26a little tchotchke, gaudy, tacky.
11:28So you're in the driver's seat?
11:29Yes, ma'am.
11:30Right, because, well, you're still in the competition, so you're calling the shots.
11:33Where will you be conjoined?
11:35Our strengths are corsetry.
11:36We're going to be completely hourglass together.
11:39Girl, please.
11:40We don't need to see how small you can make your waist with this damn corset.
11:45Every challenge.
11:48Get back to work.
11:49IJ asks.
11:50I'm just saying.
11:53Miss Fame.
11:54Hi.
11:54Candy Ho.
11:55Hi.
11:56Now, you're kind of an unlikely pairing.
11:58Did you all connect before you left?
12:01We never got a chance to connect at all.
12:03But I feel like I wish I had a bit of Candy, because she's fearless, and I'm full of fear.
12:07So there's a part of the energy she exudes on stage I need to have in my life to be
12:12better.
12:12And after talking with her now, I said, I wish I...
12:18One another is.
12:19Miss Fame, she talks so much.
12:22Her answers are paragraphs.
12:24She's got such a balance and a fearlessness about her, and I'm like, girl, your energy is just what I
12:29need.
12:29And there's been moments in my life where a clear conversation...
12:32It's like it goes right in my head, and I want to be able to show right now.
12:37Girl, just shut the fuck up.
12:39Just shut up.
12:40So, Miss Fame, in the past, you've talked about just being too cerebral and in your head.
12:46Yeah.
12:46And in fact, while we're on, how is your head?
12:48You know, I was talking with her.
12:50I said, when you...
12:51See, now, that's it right there.
12:52So you just missed that joke.
12:53I missed...
12:53Wait a minute.
12:53Stop it.
12:54Stop it.
12:54You have to listen.
12:55I've said that to you several times.
12:58How's your head?
12:59The answer's been roaming around, but you have to listen.
13:01So I'm going to ask you again.
13:03Miss Fame, how's your head?
13:06Fine.
13:09Are you kidding me?
13:11Not the answer, but you kids knock it out of the park.
13:14Can't wait to see you as twins.
13:17All right.
13:19Ginger and Sasha.
13:20Hey.
13:21Isn't this crazy?
13:23It's totally wacko.
13:25That's kind of how I feel.
13:26I'm not going to lie.
13:28So you're not happy about this.
13:29What is your strategy to win this challenge?
13:32Well, we said let's do something that's completely outside of the box, unless we join at the nipples.
13:38Excuse me?
13:39Exactly.
13:40Yeah, we want huge, huge boobs.
13:45Girl, y'all better not try to have no kids, ain't no kids going to want to suck on them
13:48titties.
13:49This is what keeps us together.
13:50Yeah, this is going to be quite interesting.
13:53Ooh, girl, I'm worried.
13:55I feel this looming presence over me saying, you've been in the top enough, girl.
14:00Something's about to knock you down to the bottom, and this might be it.
14:04Coming up, I don't want to harp on negativity, but you two work together on the challenge that you got
14:09booted on.
14:10If I go home, I want it to be because of something I did or didn't do.
14:15Ginger, she's almost completely shutting down.
14:25Bitch, Ollie's house here makes you feel like it's day one all over here.
14:28I know, day fucking one.
14:30Today, we have to make up the bitches that went home to be our conjoined twins.
14:37Katya.
14:38Hi.
14:38And Mrs. Kasha Davis.
14:40Hello, darling.
14:41This is your big chance to get back in the game.
14:44I know.
14:45So, what's your idea?
14:46We're going to be aging hookers from Atlantic City.
14:49Aging hookers.
14:50Unfortunately, we were born connected by our vaginas.
14:52Ah.
14:53But, you know, we make do of the other orifices.
14:55Yeah, there's several other options.
14:57The other thing is, we obviously had the opportunity to work together, which wasn't my best work.
15:01That's right.
15:02I don't, you know, harp on negativity, but you two worked together on the challenge that you got booted on.
15:11Kasha and I worked together in the past, and it just never really flowed that well.
15:16We want to welcome you to the first annual Deathsby Awards.
15:22I'm going to let you two get back to work because I'm sure you have lots of conjoining to do.
15:26Conjoining.
15:26If I have to go home and one of those eliminated whores gets to stay, I'm going to have a
15:32wonderful time traveling to their house and burning it to the ground.
15:38Well, Kennedy and Jasmine.
15:40Hi.
15:41Now, Jasmine, how happy are you to be back?
15:43Just as happy as a ship full of sailors and one hot hooker.
15:47Ooh, that's real happy.
15:50And why did you choose Jasmine?
15:51We come from the same background as far as dragons are concerned.
15:54Okay.
15:55And plus, I can make her look like me.
15:57If you're really good, Jasmine gets to stay.
16:00Yes, I really like that.
16:01I feel like she has a lot to offer this competition.
16:04Yeah.
16:04So, hopefully, we are the winner, so she can come back.
16:06Wow.
16:07Don't whip it good.
16:08Look these hoes asses, honey.
16:10Bitch, don't fuck it up.
16:11Yes, ma'am.
16:12Listen, you all get back to work, and I'll see you in a minute.
16:14All right.
16:15All right.
16:15You see where the fire is, all right.
16:17Bitch, I'm back up in this piece.
16:21Tempest and Jaden.
16:22Hey, Rue.
16:23Listen, I got to say, of all of the twins here, you two are the oddest couple.
16:28Yes, honey.
16:30What are you all planning?
16:31We going to do some disco diva, some disco mama.
16:35Really?
16:35We feel like our backstory is that our mama was sort of the whore of 54, and she messed
16:39around a lot, and in one night had multiple partners that created us.
16:43Ah.
16:44We wouldn't play on our size differences, so we're conjoined with my business and her
16:48back.
16:49We're joining us both at the same time.
16:52All right.
16:52This time, you got to bring it double.
16:54Double duty.
16:54Duty, duty, duty.
16:56Yes.
16:56Hashtag double duty.
16:57Okay.
16:58We ready, boo.
16:59All right.
16:59Get back to work.
17:00All right.
17:02We have to slay this girl, because I ain't going home.
17:05Pearl and Trixie.
17:06Hi, Rue.
17:07Hi, Rue Paul.
17:08Back together again.
17:08I know.
17:09Together again.
17:10Now, let's see.
17:10Trixie, what more do you have to show us?
17:12Well, before it left in an unfortunate lip sync accident, I was told by the judges, you're
17:17a funny queen, but you're not going for the gold if you're funny.
17:20And so, that's what I want to do.
17:22Listen, let me tell you something.
17:22Every chance you step out on that stage is your chance to do it.
17:25There are no dress rehearsals in life.
17:27You've got to take those opportunities when you can get them.
17:30So, what's the strategy?
17:31They say that there's always a prettier twin.
17:33Yeah.
17:33And we're kind of running with that.
17:34We want to look related, but possibly related in like an inbreeding accident.
17:38Ah.
17:40All right.
17:40You kids get back to work.
17:41Cannot wait to see your conjoined twins.
17:44I'm bringing everything I had before with completely new fire under my ass because I know what it's
17:49like to fucking lip sync and go home.
17:51It's not cute.
17:52It's not cute at all.
17:58Is this to you guys making it sexy?
18:00What is slutty?
18:02That was a compliment, not a read.
18:03I'm doing this thing now where I tell people when I'm complimenting them in case there's
18:06confusion.
18:07It's a short period of time.
18:08You've changed the most.
18:09Oh, really?
18:10You think so?
18:10I think that was sarcasm.
18:11No.
18:11In a positive way.
18:12Oh.
18:12I am most impressed with the change in Violet.
18:15I'm blown away by the difference in her.
18:17She's just so much nicer.
18:18She's not just biting and sending out insults.
18:21She's a contender, and I think that's a great thing.
18:27Tamp, I'm so happy to see you.
18:30Can I get a cut?
18:33Ooh, I like that fabric.
18:35Girl.
18:35How's the game been for you?
18:39I'm trying to pull the entire look together for the both of us when this is supposed to
18:44be a team effort.
18:45Are you insane yet?
18:46I was gagged when y'all came in.
18:47You have no idea.
18:50Come with me.
18:52I need to take a moment to process my feelings before I go all Yosemite Sam and explode.
18:59I love Sasha, but if she's not pulling her weight, I'm not like a so-a-so.
19:03I'm not good enough to do it for two people.
19:05Yeah.
19:06If I went home, I wouldn't expect to be brought back and given another chance.
19:08I know.
19:09They went home for a reason.
19:10Yeah.
19:12I'm just freaked out.
19:14She look like her nerves are bad.
19:16Oh, Ginger.
19:17She don't want none of us back.
19:19This is the most nervous I've seen Ginger.
19:24She's almost completely shutting down.
19:27If I go home, I want it to be because of something I did or didn't do.
19:31Right.
19:31We really got to do something to put this together.
19:35Coming up.
19:35It's kind of been done a few times already.
19:37I wanted something more.
19:39Standing next to the other queen, it didn't stack up.
19:47Good morning to you back in the messy workroom.
19:51Come on, wig.
19:53Today is our conjoined twin runway.
19:56Someone's staying and it could possibly be Max.
20:00So, girl, are you ready for the challenge?
20:01Ready to do it, honey.
20:02I think we're going to be sick right now.
20:04Yes.
20:04It's awesome to be back with my bitch, Jasmine.
20:07But she's felt a lot of sadness ever since she left.
20:11I told her to hold her head up.
20:14You still have your dignity.
20:16You still are Jasmine masters.
20:18And Jasmine tells me that no one has ever told her to keep her head up.
20:26Bitch, I tell you this much.
20:27If I get back up in here, I'm slaying, bitch.
20:29Ain't nothing holding my own shit back.
20:31She had a bad run.
20:33But everybody deserves a second chance.
20:36And I do believe she has a lot to offer this competition.
20:42Has anyone ever painted you before?
20:43No.
20:44Especially someone who's so identical to me.
20:47I'm just thinking about what my sweet, devout Mormon mother is going to be thinking about all this when she
20:51watches it.
20:52Of course, she's never seen the show, but...
20:54Oh, yeah?
20:54I mean, I did the whole, like, preparative therapy thing, like, trying to turn straight.
20:59Oh, dear.
21:00Oh, yeah.
21:00Like, I did the whole conversion, like, to be a straight man therapy.
21:02It was horrible.
21:04It's all about, like, you've got to pray harder, you've got to fast harder, you've got to date girls.
21:08Like, it's suddenly going to turn you straight.
21:10Damn.
21:11It nearly destroyed me.
21:13Being able to talk about our personal issues and talk about our disastrous upbringings gives us an opportunity to show
21:18those kids who are struggling themselves
21:20that there is someone who can empathize with what you're going through.
21:24You know, like, the suicide rate in gay kids is, like, way above the national average, right?
21:28It just, it just...
21:29It breaks your heart.
21:30It's crazy.
21:31It destroys lives.
21:31Well, lucky for you, you, you know, had a realization about who you were in reality.
21:35Yeah, I mean, it's kind of a miracle, and it's kind of something I'm really grateful for every day.
21:39If you can help one kid live another day, then it's worth it.
21:46Who is the closest person you have in your life?
21:48Is it your mom?
21:49Oh, yeah.
21:50Was she a single mom?
21:51No.
21:52They broke up when I was young, but she's been with my stepfather for, like, 16 years, I think.
21:57Tell me about your family.
21:57My stepfather.
21:59I had a stepdad, too, but we weren't really close.
22:01Mm-hmm.
22:02He was super abusive.
22:03I was over it.
22:04The police actually took me out of my home when I was, like, 15.
22:07Oh, wow.
22:08That's pretty sad.
22:10Yeah, it kind of sucked.
22:11I think especially with abuse in the home, you don't really have a clear perception of it because it's all
22:15you know.
22:15Right, exactly.
22:17I had a really hard time with my stepdad.
22:19Like, if I was being too sensitive or acting too feminine, especially, he would call me a Trixie.
22:24You know, for years, that was, like, one of the worst words I could think of.
22:27So I took that name Trixie, and it used to have all this hurt to it, and I made it
22:30my drag name, and now it's something I celebrate, something I'm so proud of.
22:33If I hadn't gone through all the horrible shit that happened when I was little, Trixie Mattel might not even
22:37exist.
23:04Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
23:09Michelle Visage, you brought the twins.
23:11I did.
23:12They wanted to come out and say, hey, kitty girl.
23:14Super Judge, Ross Matthews, are you up for some double trouble?
23:18Is it Triple X?
23:22And one of my favorite actors, Nelson Ellis.
23:26Baby, this ain't true blood.
23:27This is Ru blood.
23:29I rule-licious dipped in beauty.
23:31So happy you're here.
23:32It's good to be here.
23:33And Leigh-Anne Rimes, how are you, Miss Spitfire?
23:36You look gorgeous.
23:37I'm so good.
23:38I don't know what I got myself into, but I can't wait.
23:42This week, our queens were challenged to reconnect with former rivals, and now they're ready to make their conjoined runway
23:50debut.
23:51Gentlemen, star your engines, and may the best twinsies, Whin-Z.
23:56Now, sissy that wow.
23:57First up, Miss Fame and her twin, Candy Ho.
24:01Sexy, sexy sutures.
24:03This look really is a staple on the runway.
24:05Yes.
24:06I'm in love with this fierce, surgical sisters look.
24:09I'm giving you full surgical realness.
24:11Conjoined twins are like buses.
24:13You don't see one all day, and then two come along at once.
24:16Exactly.
24:17Jane Dior Fierce and her twin, Tempest DuJour.
24:21Disco Divas.
24:22Tempest is my plus one.
24:24It is like we done tripped out of Studio 54 right onto the runway, get into the disco.
24:29I feel like a pioneer woman who's being pulled by an ox cart.
24:32Jaden, don't have Mexican for dinner.
24:36Kennedy Davenport and her twin, Jasmine Masters.
24:40Sister, sister, take that, Tia and Tamara.
24:44We are giving fashion model turns, and we are serving up Cotton Club realness.
24:51They're one Beyonce short of a Destiny's child.
24:53Oh my gosh.
24:55Pearl and her twin, Trixie Mattel.
24:58Come on, let's go.
25:00Mom always said Pearl was the pretty one.
25:02And she wasn't lying.
25:03We're doing this weird routine where she's just pissing me off and she won't cooperate.
25:09I'm taking every single opportunity to reach for the joke.
25:12I need to show the judges that they made a mistake when they caught me the first time.
25:15Hey Trixie, how's your head?
25:17Gear.
25:17She gives good head gear.
25:24Violet Tchotchke and her twin, Max.
25:26They look like they're from the place, Chicago.
25:28Yes, they do.
25:29Roxy Hartland.
25:30Uh-huh.
25:31We're trying to be very symmetrical with our movements.
25:33We are serving carnival, Cirque du Noir, and I'm living.
25:36I'm jealous of our asses.
25:37Is that bad?
25:38What a two-faced bitch.
25:41Ginger Minj and her twin, Sasha Bell.
25:44It's milking time.
25:46Yeah.
25:46Naomi and Wynonna Jug.
25:49Sasha Bell and I are giving new meaning to Bosom Buddies.
25:53We are attempting to serve you some Peggy Bundy realness.
25:56They definitely win Breastin' show.
26:00Katya and her twin, Mrs. Kasha Davis.
26:04You know, it's so good to see Joan and Jackie Collins back together again.
26:09We are giving old Atlantic City, pussy-connected, leather-skinned realness.
26:14They're gonna go hit the slots.
26:15They're playing the slut machine.
26:17Now, sister that wow.
26:19Coming up.
26:19Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
26:20Oh, my God, oh, my God.
26:21She's gorgeous.
26:23See now, Michelle, I just disagree.
26:26Mmm.
26:31Welcome, ladies.
26:32Ladies, now it's time for the judges' critiques.
26:35First up, Miss Fame and her twin, Kandi Ho.
26:38It's kind of been done a few times already on RuPaul's Drag Race,
26:41the whole plastic surgery thing.
26:42I agree.
26:43I think it's the least creative of the conjoining in terms of just at the hip.
26:48Miss Fame, how's your head?
26:52I've never had any complaints.
26:54I got it!
26:56I am so proud of you.
26:58It took me weeks.
26:59All right, next up, Jaden Dior Fierce
27:01and Tempest DuJour.
27:03Your legs stretch up to the heavens.
27:05You're talking to me?
27:06Yeah.
27:07I thought the concept was really cute.
27:10It's a bit basic.
27:11It's just a tough stage for y'all to be on tonight.
27:15Next up, Kennedy Davenport and Jasmine Masters.
27:18I know you're both pageant girls,
27:19which is why this is kind of predictable for me.
27:24See now, Michelle, I just disagree.
27:25You walked out here and you held your poise and your face,
27:28but in that gray kind of stupid that I love.
27:30We was thinking Miss Ella and Miss Billie Holiday meet up
27:33and we fighting for the mic and she always singing my notes.
27:37When you describe that, I totally get it.
27:39I wish you guys would have brought that a little bit more.
27:42Next up, Twisted Sister Pearl and her twin, Trixie Mattel.
27:46Good evening to Singers, Channel of Judges.
27:49Well, the storyline I'm getting is magical.
27:52I can't even look on the stage without cracking up at you, Trixie.
27:54But that's to your detriment, Pearl.
27:56She's stealing the show from you.
27:58But, Trixie, it was so nice to see you really shine like this.
28:01And I think, Pearl, you were right in there with it.
28:04Next up, Violet Chachki and her twin, Max.
28:08Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
28:09Yeah, yeah.
28:09It took Violet to get Max to give me what I wanted.
28:12Honestly, I'm feeling this.
28:13She's gorgeous.
28:15I thought y'all told this story.
28:16I just thought y'all did y'all thing.
28:18Thank you so much.
28:19But I feel like there was a lot of pressure to come out here with something that would make us
28:22bust a gut.
28:24And you didn't do that.
28:26Next up, Ginger Minj and Sasha Bell, a.k.a. a Tale of Two Titties.
28:32I love the idea.
28:34I'm not crazy about the execution.
28:36There's something white on the bottom of your boobs, Ginger.
28:39What is it?
28:40It might be hot glue.
28:41I hot glued this to me.
28:43The boobs, I wish they looked more like breasts.
28:48Next up, Katya and her twin, Mrs. Tasha Davis.
28:53Listen, she's older than dirt, but I know true talent when I smell it.
28:57And she smells like she just pissed herself.
29:02Well, I haven't laughed as hard as I did tonight when you guys came on the runway.
29:05I'm seeing these women up at the casino at the slot machine.
29:08The casino, the bingo hall.
29:10Yes!
29:11Sometimes you gotta get ugly to win.
29:12High five.
29:13Ugly beautiful.
29:14Miss Fame did our makeup.
29:16I know.
29:16She's so good.
29:19Thank you, Katya.
29:20Thank you, ladies.
29:21While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
29:28Just between us quintuplets, what do you think?
29:32Let's start with Miss Fame and Candy Hope.
29:35In this season, season seven, we've seen a plastic surgery thing already.
29:38So it's kind of like, really, girl, that's the best that you can do?
29:41It's too easy and the stakes are too high to go so basic.
29:46Jane Dior Fierce and Tempest DuJour.
29:49Standing next to the other queens on this stage here, it didn't stack up.
29:52I wanted something more and I think they could have brought it.
29:55Kennedy Davenport and Jasmine Masters.
29:58I wish they'd gone over the top with crowns and sashes and flowers and did the whole thing over the
30:03top.
30:04If they had just connected at the head or something a little weirder, it would have worked better for me.
30:09Pearl and Trixie Mattel.
30:11I mean, they were absolutely stunning, both of them.
30:13How fun was this?
30:15They were the best storytellers out of everyone tonight.
30:17Violet, Chachki, and Max.
30:19I mean, they could have gone more over the top, but I almost feel like it would have taken away
30:22from their beauty.
30:23The biggest moment of them tonight was me seeing Max in a different light and I loved that.
30:28Ginger Minj and Sasha Bell.
30:31I couldn't get past the costume, the construction.
30:35One of the reasons I don't think I minded how shoddy it was is because it was giving me almost
30:38like a John Waters kind of thing.
30:41And that was always low budget.
30:42Yeah, but the attitude, I don't feel like, actually sold that.
30:45It just fell, no pun intended, flat.
30:47Katya and her sister, Mrs. Kasha Davis.
30:51They brought the funk, they brought the fun, they brought the house down.
30:56Not to mention they were conjoined at the vagina.
30:59What's better than that?
31:01Silence.
31:02I've made my decision.
31:04Bring back my girls.
31:11Welcome back, ladies.
31:13I've made some decisions.
31:15Pearl, as a conjoined twin, the judges found you creepy and sad.
31:21Pearl, congratulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
31:27Trixie Mattel, that means you're back in the race, girl.
31:29Woo!
31:30Woo-hoo!
31:31I'm back, yay!
31:32I thought I was fourth episode queen, bye.
31:35I thought it was Mimi I'm first, and now Mimi I'm second chance.
31:39Pearl, you've won your very own custom website from Squarespace.
31:44Plus, a fabulous weekend in New York City.
31:47Oh, hey!
31:49Where you'll meet with the Squarespace team to create your new portfolio and online store.
31:55Yes!
31:56This story has come full circle, taking Trixie out and then bringing Trixie back.
32:02Katya, you're safe.
32:07Kennedy Davenport, you're safe.
32:10Yes.
32:13Jane Dior Fierce, your disco inferno did not set the judges' pussies on fire.
32:20I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
32:26Violet Chachki, you're safe.
32:32Miss Fame, your plastic surgery storyline needed work.
32:38Ginger Minj, you served ta-tas with ha-has, but the execution was womp womp.
32:45Ginger Minj, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
32:50Frankly, I'm not surprised.
32:53Honey, Stevie Wonder could have saw this one coming.
32:55Miss Fame, you're safe.
32:59Two sets of conjoined queens stand before me.
33:03Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
33:15The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
33:24Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
33:46I got this big girl strapped to my back, and I'm serving hashtag the best I can do right now
33:52in this situation.
33:59Ginger and Sasha are giving themselves a mastectomy.
34:03Tempest and Jaden look like Larry Bird and Raven-Symon in a permanent butt-fuck position.
34:08This is the most epic lip-sync ever!
34:17No matter how much fun we are having, I realize this is my last chance to save myself.
34:22This is the Hunger Games of Drag, doing whatever the hell it takes to win.
34:26I think we're alone, but it doesn't seem to be anyone around.
34:33I think we're alone, but it doesn't seem to be anyone around.
34:40Oh-oh!
34:51Wow, that was outrageous!
34:55Now, I've made my decision.
35:02Ginger Minj, Shantae, you stay.
35:08You may join the other girls.
35:10Jane Dior, your first, middle, and last name should be fierce.
35:16Your passion brought you here.
35:18Share it with the world.
35:20Now, sashay away.
35:23Thank you so much.
35:24I'm just so happy that I got to have this experience.
35:30I love you, baby.
35:34Work that puss.
35:39I'm a little bit devastated, but I feel like I stayed as strong as I could, and I learned
35:45a lot about myself.
35:46I learned that I just want to be loved and accepted for who I am, truly.
35:54Condragulations, ladies.
35:55And remember, you can't love yourself.
35:57How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
36:00Unless, of course, that somebody else is attached to you.
36:03Can I get an amen up in here?
36:05Amen.
36:06All right, now let the music play.